/tdf/ Afterstage

>multiple threads for /tdf/
I told you the french are retarded! You didn't want to listen...

Today's thread >>77092893

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Fuglsang is kill.

It's not fair.

1st for AROOO

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>>77099235

#77099218
image limit, y'know

>>77099235
left
>>77099275
right

>>77099286
i agree. but my main girls are the courage cuties
>>77099296

>>77099306
i'd bang that chick on the far right though

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Am i crazy for thinking that Cummings look like a mix of Hitman and Steven Seagal?

>>77099309
Oh yes i have noticed her. She is hot to. She seems to be the Podium madam.

>>77099333
No, but you might be gay

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Who /a/ here?

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>>77099254
>>77099235
do not bully the Aroooo

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>>77099358

>>77099358
>>77099383
yowapeda is honestly unbearable, and that makes me sad

the other 2 cute girls riding bike shows that aired recently were just kind of boring

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SOON

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>>77099401
long riders were fun

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>>77099360
well i just thought i was a little distracting..

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>>77099177
to answer the question from anon
the moment of argument was on eurosport stream

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If sky signed Arashiro would he become a Tour contenter? Would be pretty neat for the sport.

>>77099477
"why you turn on motor??"

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>>77099383
>>77099401
nasu>yowapeda>>>longriders
i fucking loved the Nasu films, already for all those perfect references to real riders and teams
>>77099420
t.zakkarin

Well, it's worth a try.

Requesting a webms of the moment when Froome and Aru almost killed some spectators, and Gautier's crash.
If somebody would be so kind in exchange for (you)s.

>>77099525
>where have i been all these years?
I have unironically never heard of any of these. I'm literally shaking right now

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?

I didn't watch this stage at all and now I look at the GC and froome is 6 seconds behind that fucking italian. Froome will get the GC back, right?

Nicolas Portal: "Mikel Landa ha estado muy bien, no me he enfadado con él. Era mejor estar delante para coger bonificaciones"

>>77099563
Brian Holm called Gautier a Bug/creep. "kryb" one time when he was commentating because the year kwiat won the WC he refused to work with Valgren and Valgren could have won the rainbow jersey for real..

>>77099572
froome's finished

>>77099607
W..why?

>>77099477
Man, I hope Landa says fuck you guys I'm going to Movistar after this. Sky kept Froome on a leash the whole stage and then he hits the wall and dies and Landa is somehow wrong.

>>77099623
Old and spent. There's nothing left. His time is over.

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>>77099564
nasu is 2 great cycling films
yowapeda is fujobait, but with cycling and pretty solid
longriders is the same but with cute grills instead of hot yaoi teasing boys

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>>77099572
>Froome will get the GC back, right?
probably but this why you don't bet on GC bike races at 1.25

Fellow britfags the continentals are bullying me, please tell me why it will all be fine.

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>>77099525
Everybody forgets about this.
It much less of chuunibyou than yowapeda, imo

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This picture of Froome looks weird.
OH WAIT!

HAHAHAHAHA!!

>>77099572
>fuglsang ded. + 27 minutes
>Quintana was can't
>Contador tried a little bit
>Kwiat stronk
>Landa Stronker!
>fwhen they finally got close to the top froome turned out to be all fizzled
>Bardet took stage and Uran and Aru came in behind. Dan Martin is also in effect.
>froompf is getting close to impeachment

>>77099649
You're the only one left.

>>77099647
Here's the thing though. He usely would be in front with 1-2 minutes by now. Last week Froompf is never impressive

>>77099663
Him losing the yellow jersey today will make it all the more sweeter when he is presented with it after the next stage.

>>77099624
Пpидeтcя eмy дo cлeдyющeгo ceзoнa пoдoждaть.
Cepгeй Кypдюкoв гoвopит, чтo yжe жeлeзнo yхoдит в Myвиcтap.

Reminder that Froome has never before lost the maillot jaune to a GC contender.

Froome is finished. Britbongs BTFO.

Sky are good at keeping control when stuff is calm, but we've seen time and time again that they can suddenly panic and completely lose their heads.
This usually isn't punished too hard since Froome has been so much better than his competitors, but I expect them to fall to pieces at some stage this Tour.

>>77099679
>implying anyone will take time on the next stage

Unpopular opinion: Froome > Aru

Froome has literally been 10 minutes ahead of everybody and then ended up beating Quintana by 20 seconds while everybody was meming that he was unbeatable. Just the facts..

>>77099673
He's supposed to be peaking later though, and he doesn't look as skel, because reasons.

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>>77099718
Popular opinion: Uran wins.

I love Contador so much.

Completely BTFO on every previous stage, then attacks like a madman regardless.

>>77099730
Well sometimes that is just how some riders go. Some are crap until last week.

>Froomey exposed
>sky in panic mode
>tomorrow's stage is only 101 km
>three 1st category climbs
Expect fireworks tomorrow lads. We're in for a treat.

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>>77099828
It might be good but it depends on the wind. Head win can ruin a stage like this. I remember there was a stage were it was even harder and Froome was isolated but there was headwind in the last valley so nobdy really wanted to do much. That was the stage were Dan Martin beat Fuglkang.

>>77099828
Yep
They smell blood.

>>77099886
DELETE THIS

>>77099828
>Expect fireworks

14th of July, so there will actually be some

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>>77099920
>cucksang
>creepy laura post
from a scale from 1 to 10 how triggered are you?

>>77100054
wow dude. You can see it on the red part of the flag. long thin huh..

>>77099886
Tailwind from the last summit for tomorrow. Around 3 m/s.

What is the most difficult climb in all of the grand tours? Mont Ventoux?

>>77099772
I hope Uran wins, that would be class.

Anyone but Sky desu

>>77100127
Traitor.

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The podcast is up on facebook

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>>77100121

Most riders say Angliru

https://www.strava.com/segments/5399200

Angliru 12.5km 10.1%
Mortirolo12.4km 10.5%
Zoncolan 10.9km 11.9%
Ventoux 21.4km 7.6%
Stelvio 24.3km 7.4%

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>>77100109
for real? That means action! yeah baby.
>>77100127
I wonder what he is thinking about right now...
>>77100169
I'm starting to become a Weaduu..

>>77099510
lol

>>77100169
Seven (7)

Contador needs to talk to this guy's doctor

https://twitter.com/EuroAthletics/status/885545930321149952

>>77099477
As a punishment, Landa will be the first in line after Rowe and Knees.

>>77099652
kek.
>>77099673
Riis is right.

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>>77100282
Fuglsang has just fired his doctor today..

>>77100282
injected him with the last operation puerto blood

>>77099943
Achmed, don't do it plz.

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Brian Nygaard did nothing wrong.

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Kwiakowski did 6.8km/h on the final steep part

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Vaughters crying on twitter because his snitching isn't getting Bardet a time penalty, despite the fact that Uran drank from the water while Bardet only poured it over himself.

Genuinely the most pathetic man in cycling. I wish Oleg was here to fuck him up

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It's funny seeing the replay
at 8km wenzel says Bardet and Aru looks strongest based on their faces at
at 6km Thomas Bay says that everybody said froome would attack and they are basically waiting on that even though froome said he was happy with his lead.
I know its not Fugl-O-Meter but its pretty good commentary

>>77100429
Yes. He's an idiot. But at this point i rather have his team win than brailsford.

>>77100430
Yeah this is why we watch Eurosport and endure the commercials and lack of Leth.

Have you guys noticed that every 4th day a frog wins. That means they will win stage 16 and the TT!

>>77100514
I used to be a little dissapionted when i heard wenzel instead of Brian Holm but i really think he has been on point the whole Tour.

>>77099358
How is this not some kind of copyright infringement?

>>77100227
>tfw Vuelta has mountaintop finish on Angliru this year

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that fucking facial expression

MUST
SLAY
SKELLINGTON

MUST
SLAY
SKELLINGTON

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>post yfw when Bardet takes the yellow tomorrow

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>>77100871
>A contender emerges

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>>77100940

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i told romain to lay down and he did it, the absolute madman

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I got a funny feeling about this whole tour..

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Here is the updated GC after the penalties have been added.

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Sky & froome is becoming a joke. smhdesu..
http://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/why-is-chris-froome-wearing-a-nose-ring-at-the-tour-de-france-181450

some when are the showdown stages gonna be?

>>77101324
every stage until Paris
>inb4 Literally?
yes. Literally

Cannot believe Uran's form, I thought this guy was ded forever. Great form, good results for Cannondale Drapac with a budget almost 1/5 that of Sky. Based

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Bastille day tomorrow. Short mountain stage.

mfw French superteam gangs up on the peloton and BTFO of the race

Bardet, Barguil, Rollend, Pinot, Latour, Vuillermoz, Gallopin

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>>77101682
proto sagan right there

>>77101682
> French superteam

It's called ag2r.

>>77101563
>>77099772
>>77099415
>>77100127
>>77100246

he was (((penalized)))
they took 20 secs away from him on the general so he's at 53 secs from the leader again.

froome will still win but i want him and sky to fuck off desu

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>>77101833

>>77101285
M A R G I N A L G A I N S

>>77102002
based

>>77102038
what's this seriously

>>77101285
aru had his nostrils and nasal channels operated in winter to increase airflow aswell

>>77099224
>1,500 replies

Why are we always bitching about letting threads die at 500 if they can go that high?

>>77099185
Also, what ever happened to Rui Costa? I remember him winning a stage a few years ago and then I never heard of him

This place is cool!

Can anyone explain why the fuck Bardet, Uran and Dan Martin waited when Nieve, Froome and Aru went camping?

>>77101255
Why penalties for Uran and Bennett?

>>77100871
RIP tom D

>>77102927
If a rider they wait, Froom or other riders will wait for him in the future.. This is cycling logic or something.

>>77102962
Took illegal bottles in the last 10k
Bardet did it as well, but he's French

>>77103058
I think the difference is that bardet didnt drink from it, just threw it over himself to cool down. Stupid rules 2bh.

LADS

i just got home, missed the ending of todays stage

HOW/WHY is ARU in yellow?

>>77103317
The last climb was a big wall where Froome lost a few seconds to Aru.

>>77103317
Froome is over.

>>77103441
did aru figure it out then

you cant beat vrooomes watt per hour over time, but you can bag 15 secs on him on the final climb if you attack late

if he does it 3 more times maybe he'll hold it on the TT

/abs/f/

>>77103469
Aru did not win though. There is Bardet as well.

>>77103492
>There is Bardet as well.

he'll get a nice third

>>77103317
No rather watts for Froome in last climb, even with Landa remaining from Sky train

vroom will win it all on the time trail anyway. he just acted burnt out today so you all having something to cheer. cute how u actually think aru or bardet could win it all

>>77104211
>implying no downhill crashes tomorrow

>>77103058

I thought they didn't use this rule on a mountain finish

Don't care as long as Bardet doesnt lose time tbqh

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Okay look into my eyes not around the eyes into the eyes

*click fingers*

*your under*

>hey, lance here. You are in my complete control.
>I want you to do something for me? me the 7 time TDF winner
>slowly lean into your computer screen and kiss me
>do it!
>slowly lean in and kiss these champion lips
>you like that?

*clicks fingers*

your back in the room

>>77104286
This rule is for climbing stages

>>77104431
That was intense.

>>77104431
W-what happened? Why is there a wet patch on my screen?

>>77104286
the normal ule is 20km, and can be altered depending on stage and weather

>>77101285
>The device is called The Turbine, and dilates the nostrils to increase airflow through the nose, allowing the wearer to breathe more efficiently. Creator Rhinomed claims that nasal airflow is increased by an average of 38 per cent while wearing it.


SCIENCE

I hope the stage doesn't start too early tomorrow lads. I might not be woke up at time

>>77108604
quarter to 3 afaik

>>77100909
Dude looks like a little kid.

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I expect a very fun and unpredictable stage tomorrow.
Short
Hard
Bastille day

My only doubt is wether the main contenders will have a go at attacking. Doubtful, since the stage ends in a descent, but I guess Aru has to gain every second he cans.

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>mfw Vroome is 1:00s over every GC contender in the time trail

>>77108774
From needs to carb the fuck up, m8

>>77108774
what's a minute if he loses two today as hisb team is to exhausted from yesterday to help

>>77108611
oh okay, should be fine then

Landa should go on the breakaway and sky should let others try to reel them in. Landa is only 3 min away and this will probably work but i think sky is too leader focused to let that happen

>>77110457

Froome would chase his own teammate

>>77100909
>>77108659
I think he's cute (mignon).

>>77112207
Barguil is better.

>>77111384
Well lad, it's happening right now and froome isnot chasing

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>Nothing will happen today they say
/sp/ is just a lame joke.

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Podcast time

>>77118165
Nee.

Can't spell Fuglsang without F


F

>>77100832
beacuse Sky licencied the team for short + the offical designer of team Sky uniforms made a special key chain for this short

Today's thread >>77111125

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>>77118836
sorry i fucked that one

>>77100994
B A S E D

Someone recorded in someway the guy that got into one the cyclists of one peloton?

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is it possible for Landa to steal GC from the Skeletor?

>>77119026
no

there's no way he's stronger than froome in the last week after being in the giro

>>77119026
Nah. Team management won't allow it.

>>77119097

He didn't go for GC in the Giro. It was probably easier for him than regular training would be.

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>>77099185
Where can I go to watch the rebroadcast? Or extended highlights? I'm looking for like at least an hour's worth of content.

Preferably commentated by Liggett, but I understand if that's not possible.

>Any help?

>>77118913
lmao imagine if bouhanni won this etappe

One less FDJ rider today

>>77121919

I was wondering where Pinot went

>>77108544
I wonder how silly he feels having to do all the pseudoscience crap. He knows none of it does shit, but on the other hand, without them, he'll have to hear some much tougher questions.

"Yeah I...uh...stick this thing in my nose and...uh...I breathe better."