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>>77094818
I'm honestly saddened about this

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spot the differences

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career dead and i wonder if he can live as well. Severe braindamage seems like a vegetative state to me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqhyxdTV1g

Owned!

>>77094818
Allah Akbar

did he die?

>>77094938
his brain did

P devastated
Didn't expect this at all
Probably gonna skip football for a while now

>>77094962
for some reason i did not expect it either, you read stuff like stabile and heart functioning now just a brain scan and suddenly it's all nothing, severe brain damage over.

Centuries of inbreeding, can't say I'm surprised.

>>77094944

That's the natural state of any muslim though.

Imagine being such a sad fuck that you act edgy about this.

>>77095004
Do you know where you are, Ahmed?

>>77094977
yeah it's absolutely terrible I can't wrap my head around it

In English, unfortunately I've seen some mistranslations that don't make it sound sever:

Ajax received very bad news about the condition of Abdelhak Nouri this thursday. The Ajax player was found to have suffered severe and permanent brain damage.

The functioning of Nouri's brain was inspected over the past few days on the ICU of the hospital in Innsbruck. The diagnosis that was given is that large parts of his brain no longer function and there is chance for recovery is functionally zero. This is most likely a consequence of the shortage of oxygen to the brain, after the midfielder became unwell during the Ajax-Werder Bremen game in Hippach. He has been released for medical transportation. It is expected that Nouri will be brought to a hospital in Amsterdam shortly, for further care.

I hope he can at least have a normal life

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>>77095033
yeah at least be somewhat cognitive. Being a vegetable is worse than death>>77095045

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I hope his entire life isn't ruined by this and he'll be able to at least live a normal life.

>>77094818
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F. Didn't expect that the brain damage would do him in despite the heart not showing much lasting damage.

>>77095017
>1-7
Hue succesfully derails the thread again

>>77094977
Sorry but how did you not expect this?
As soon as I heard that he was undergoing brain scans, I knew the kid was braindead.

When there's not enough oxygen going to your brain, your brain cells start to die off one by one at a crazy rate. Shit can take only 5-10 seconds.
Most of his brain was already dead before the others even knew he was on the ground.

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>>77095114
Oxygen deprivation is a bitch.

>>77095141
I just thought it was a regular procedure, heart check, brain check. i'm not a MD. I do know the damage oxygen deprivation can cause

>>77095141
Not that fast, but still fast: >>77095162

>>77095141
But he got medical assistance pretty much within half a minute, although they didn't start with CPR immediately

Could it also be the medical team's fault that they didn't give CPR fast enough?

>>77095318
It might just be his body was so busy that the little air he was getting all went to his muscles?

>>77094998

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>>77094818
>All he wanted to do was play soccer
>Now he's fucking braindead
It's an abstract kinda feel

>>77095334
No idea desu, but I find it weird that people can have a stroke at home, have to wait 15 minutes for an ambulance and still be able to survive it all, while this guy got immediate medical attention and is now a vegetable

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Was it a stroke?

I wouldn't normally care about some arab muslim type but it is genuinely sad for a young man with great footballing potential to suddenly lose it all

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Nouri died for your sins /sp/

>>77095162
what is the axis at the bottom representing? minutes?

>>77094818
Honestly this is why i fucking quit football even tho i was in the Partizan youth. Everything was fine when i was kid but when you reach the teen age around 13-14 everything is different. They are forcing you too much 2 hour trainings 4 times a week plus weekend match i had to go from school right to training to another cross of town (1 hour) and i come back home at night its just repeat and repeat every day then on summer they give you 10 days free time then whole summer 2 times a day trainings and 15 days trip to some mountains, that shit fucking made me hate playing football even outside with friends. I always hate the trainings you just run and do some useless shit the coach shits on you if you make a single mistake everything had to be tight and strict felt like a was a robot... At 15 i said fuck it and i swtiched to boxing. Cant imagine this guy's life now that football has ruined it.

>>77095406
Heart rhythm problems

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Why is it always Muslim players that collapse?

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>>77094818
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No need to be sad, he has this stupid little bastard to keep him company.

i wonder why posters decide to be edgy. is it to try to fit in or is it an attempt to impress or shock other posters. the real question is really why they think posters on /sp/ would be either shocked or impressed. this isn't /b/ so posters here don't expect nor care about edgy posts. it just makes you look out of place here.

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>>77095599

>>77095394
a stroke can deprive certain parts of the brain of oxygen, if your heart stops working (even for a few minutes) your whole brain is fucked

>>77095479
And now you are shitposting with us while your buddy Nastasić is drowning in Premier League monies

>>77095625
It's just an evolution of getting attention. Back in the day it was more like saying stuff like I'm gay lol and people need more amd more extreme stuff to get people to react.

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>>77095690
you're probably right. it's hard to get replies on this board unless you post painfully obvious bait. /v/ is a super fast board and they love shitposting though. it's a (You)-whore's wetdream.

How is it that my dad is obese, an alcoholic and drug addict, has alcohol and cannabis induced mental health problems, shakey hands and a heart defect which requires a pacemaker (that he refuses to get) and yet he's still alive, yet this kid was in peak physical condition and did everything right health wise, yet he's still on death's door because of a heart defect?

Why is life so unfair? Why does God play such mind boggling games? Why won't my dad just fuck off and die?

>people think he can recover

hes a vegetable now

his parents/guardian will have no choice but to ask the doctors to put him to sleep

he has no cognitive functions

>>77095729
it's actually pretty common for pro athletes to get heart problems

>>77094818
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>>77094818
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I might have given a shit if it wasn't a Rif-rat. Only disappointing facet of this is that Ajax will have to take care of his parents and 17 siblings financially.

>>77095743
Yeah seems like it. It's just very unfair. Local lad like him and he's also so positive and vibrant.

>>77095805
Krijg kanker

>>77095815
don't respond to people like him man

>>77095805
>Ajax will have to take care of his parents and 17 siblings financially.

wut

>>77095811
>>77095815

Grachtengordelflikkers, try living near scum like this for an extended period of time and see if you still want to be a bleeding heart apologist

>>77095880
Brabanders zijn vies

>>77095880
Jonge ik kom uit rotterdam en ik ben voor feyenoord, dit wens je niemand aan

>>77095901

> Feyenoord

I'd say you're even dumber than Nouri but at least you can still string together a coherent sentence.

ITT retarded dutchmen talk shit about medical matters they have no understanding of

Just read about it, poor kid.

F.

>>77095761
More common than the "layman"?

>>77095017
Haha we are le cool kids of the four chinzz Xd

>>77095690
>>77095625
People are edgy here because you are not allowed to be edgy on other sites. Every other is filled with people pretending to be sad to show how good they are, and they get really really mad if you are not like them, so people had to come here.

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>>77095031
Where are you?
> in English.
>
kys

>>77095625
Or maybe they just, maybe, just maybe, actually do not fucking care about some shitskin, mr armchair psychologist. You think?

>>77096003
there is a difference between not caring and posting "haha lmaoing at this braindead poopsking and everyone itt"

>>77095973
was hat die katze?

>>77096003
>tsk tsk tsk tsk, these dumb normal people dont understand my dark twisted sense of humour kekekeeke i have a lot more of these up my sleeve >:)

>>77094974
this

>>77094818
S

>>77096036
who are you quoting

>>77096054
you

No sticky, Cruyff's curse continues

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>>77095004
This.

Finally a good muslim and you guys act all edgy and shit. smdh

oh he was muslim

>>77096082
I don't doubt he is, but why is he good while most aren't? is it because he's almost dead?

>>77095479
>this is why i fucking quit football

>and i swtiched to boxing

>I quit a sport one out of a million people get brain damage in a freak accident, so I switched to a sport that's pretty much guaranteed to give me brain damage no matter what.

>someone younger than you dies of heart problems

This is scary

As soon as cpr is needed , your life after it will never be the same. Just one or two seconds and you're fucked.
Morons think it's like in the movies.

F, hope he doesn't turn into a vegetable.

>>77094818
sad story

did Ajax say whether they will pay for his medical bills?

>>77096117
Did you actually read his post?

>>77094818
F
poor guy

>>77096130
>medical bills

>>77096062
I never said that you dirty liar you

>>77096082
>good muslim
>muslim that didn't stay in their muslim shithole country

pick one and only one.

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>>77095685
>>77096117

>this guy made a life decision
>this makes me angry on a Taiwanese finger painting community

>>77096130

We have socialist health care here, reckon 99% will be paid by the nanny state

>>77096180
>you have to actually be angry about something to comment on it

>>77094818
Oh fuck this is so sad. He's such a good lad.

>>77094818
he can still play for ajax tho, their style does not require a brain

>>77094974
>>77095805
>>77096037

Shut the fuck up you edgy retards, what an absolute mong you have to be to actually think writing this bullshit makes you cool.

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>>77094998
>>77094974
>>77095017

>>77096227
How fucking underage do you have to be to think people are writing that to "be cool" on the fucking internet?

They're writing it cause it's true you sheltered child.

That's really sad.

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>>77096117
Mate its just recreational 3 times a week for a shape and character.
>>77095685
Do you honestly think he is happy even with all those money? Football is not what it used to be modern football player are treated like racing horses are, they exists just to make profit for criminals sitting in chairs and they get little crumbles.

>>77096208
See? This is how you do it.

>>77096261
LMAO, what a pathetic piece of shit you are. I know exactly how you think, you think you see the world for what it truly is, everyone is wrong and you are right, everyone is "cucked" but you. Guess what, you are just a cynical cunt because your life is shit, you are ugly, have no friends and won't ever fuck a girl unless you pay top dollar. Just kill yourself you useless fucking retard, Nouri might have been a Muslim "shitskin" but he's 10 times the man you will ever be, even WITH brain damage, because there's one thing that he's not, and that's a fucking leaf.

>>77096378
wew

>>77096261
LMAO, what a pathetic piece of shit you are. I know exactly how you think, you think you see the world for what it truly is, everyone is wrong and you are right, everyone is "cucked" but you. Guess what, you are just a cynical cunt because your life is shit, you are ugly, have no friends and won't ever fuck a girl unless you pay top dollar. Just kill yourself you useless fucking retard, Nouri might have been a Muslim "shitskin" but he's 10 times the man you will ever be, even WITH brain damage, because there's one thing that he's not, and that's a fucking leaf.

>>77096378
See, this is exactly the kind of anger I mentioned in >>77095965
People who pretend to be nice have a real problem with someone else non being like them.

>>77096378
edgy

>>77096410
Nice response, fatso

>>77096082
>good muslim
anon...

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>>77096421
>indonesia is 87% muslim

>>77096363
And now you are a chief at wendy,tfw

>>77096439
>hundreds millions of muslims
>cant even ind a good one
must have activated the coconut mang

>>77096402
Go back to Facebook.

>>77096486
Can I please use your HMA account, my subscription ran out a few weeks ago. I want to have a cool rare flag too.

>>77096378

> t. Abdelnassir

>>77096416
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Ajax track team, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret correspondences with Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed breaths. I am trained in jihadi warfare and I’m the top air sniffer in the entire Ajax Amsterdam team. You are nothing to me but just another heartbeat. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this pitch, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of capillaries across my brain and your head is getting starved right now so you better prepare for the suffocation, maggot. The suffocation that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your brain functions. You’re a fucking vegetable, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can lay down on the grassin over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ass. Not only am I extensively trained in unoxygenated combat, but I have access to the entire treasury of the Netherlands welfare system and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what halal retribution your little “edgy” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the fee, you goddamn idiot. I will shit jihad all over you and you will asphyxiate in it. You’re fucking braindead, kiddo

>>77096509
Why are trying too hard to be edgy and autistic?

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this guy was behind it all

>>77096615
kys Akechi

>>77096615
>animu autismu

F :(

>>77096590
Cool meme my friend, I bet your SUCH an autist lmao

So how did he get brain damage?

>>77096693
Lack of oxygen. His hart didn't stop but was very irregular.

>>77094974
>>77094998
These

On the video, they waited a whole minute instead of rushing to him directly

RIP

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>>77096800
top lads.

perro caca

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This is now a gondola thread. Please do keep up ok. Thanks for understanding

Did he died?

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>>77096866
Oh those numbers repeat. I do love when that happens. Really on to a good one here boys

>>77096820
>Hey look we're rivals and I have to signal this with the flag but I still empathize here :)
>I'm a special snowflake :)

Sod off

>>77096894
i think the joke is that feyenoord logo is a big F and you press F to pay respect

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>>77096884

>>77096915
Oh shit

on the bright side at least he'll have no problem fitting in with the ajax fans now

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>>77096894
>When JF use our slang

>tumblr_ns0diuAPh01sq0cfuo1_500.png

>>77096894
>>77096927
A FUCKING +

>>77096951
Blame Google Images

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>>77096923

>>77095162
Terrible graph

>>77096693
Ruptured aorta by the way he went from chest pain to unconscious in seconds

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>>77096977
Did it again. Think I am getting the hang of this repeating numbers business now

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>>77097090
I now need to step it up and graduate to triple repeating number post. Triple means 3 or three if you like. Everyone is doing well

>>77097105
Autism.

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>>77097116
I think you should keep a nice tone and watch what you say friend

>>77096693
Read the Quran too many times

HAHAHAHA KKMOCRO

>>77096689
je bent wel een getrekkerd veertienjarig autistje jij

>>77094818
:( F

>>77097231
>this mad

>>77096378
It's so obvious you're a brown Muslim living in the Netherlands. You could at least try to hide it lmao

>>77094818
F :'( poor kid

>>77096378
opkankeren, achmed

>>77094818
:v

>>77097398
but it's the truth, m8

>>77096693
Massively interrupted oxygen supply to the brain as result of the heart attack. It's scary to realise how the brain can take that worse than psychical trauma being delivered to it.

>>77095031

But for how much time did his brain was cut off from oxygen?

I mean he collapsed, and then a few minutes the latest he was ventilated artificially.

>>77097793
only a few minutes, but that's all it takes. Your brain can't survive without oxygen.

Kind of what happend to clint dempsey, though they noticed the irregular heartbeat beforehand and sidelineded him for a year

>>77097793
Even a few minutes can cause massive or terminal brain damage. While emergency workers are required by law to attempt to resurrect drowning victims here, any longer than 10 minutes is practically fatal.

F

Rip my Fifa gem.

I wish it could have been me

How the fuck could they not get him oxygen in time? Must be that sweet ass social medicine.

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This is actually very sad

>>77097890
me too

>>77097871
>>77097854
>European paramedics and medicine infrastructure is unable to provide oxygen to a person despite having an ambulance already on the scene

lel. he would have survived if this happened in Mississippi.

>>77097854
>>77097871

Does the brain or the human system has no backup plan?

I mean, I have read many stories about people with a heart attack, and were pretty much revived a quarter hour later and no lasting damage occured.

And what about world record divers who can hold their breath for more than 15minutes?

>>77097996
Not everybody stops breathing during a heart attack.

Divers practice their entire lives and they're not completely deprived of oxygen for 15 minutes, it's in their lungs.

>>77097910
>>77097936
It's not that there was no oxygen on site. He even was breathing when he went down, and there were more than enough medics and equipment. The problem is that with with the irregularities / stopping of the heart the oxygen supply from the blood to the brain becomes irregular or insufficient.

>>77097996
heart attack =/= cardiac arrest

>>77097737
that you're mad as fuck? we know m8, it's obvious

now when do you have to go pray you don't want to be late for that

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>>77097737
Seriously Mohammed, you're not fooling anyone.

>>77098147
>>77098170
>confusing me with some other dutch flag in this thread

>>77097996
no the brain needs an insane amount of oxygen to survive, since their metabolism is so high. It only takes a minute of oxygen deprivation for brain cells to start dying. The only other alternative for metabolism without oxygen only occurs in muscles, which is why a heart attack (oxygen lack to the heart) isn't as devastating. Some divers train years to make their bodies more efficient in taking up oxygen from the blood, but they don't actually have a lack of oxygen.

werder murders again

>>77094977
did you not learn from friso and schumi?

>>77098353
>i-it's not me i swear

you're sinking lower and lower sweetie

>>77097936

>Have heart attack in murrica
>"OH MA GAWD GET THIS MOTHASUCKA SOME OXOGENS"
>McAmbulance shows up with it's speciality dish - the triple-quadruple kilo-gallon oxygen with fries
>Dumps the entire load on you in 10 seconds. Every child within 3 block radius goes into a coma
>Regain consciousness
>spectators and McAmbulance crew start shooting their concealed assault rifles into the air
>entire area combusts from oxygen saturation
>burn to death
>grieving family gets 5,000,000$ medical bill from the FDA-McDonalds ultra-medical Corporation for their services

Don't know which is worse.

>>77098393
>everyone who disagrees with me is the same guy

cucknadians everyone

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>>77094974

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOc1ko00YiI

How?

>>77098470
wasn't me

>Abdelhak Nouri

Can any Dutch people tell me what part of Netherlands this style of name originates from?

>>77098665
Almere

>>77098609
not all heart attacks lead to oxygen deprivation

>>77098618
sure thing bud

>>77098665
the slave markets

>>77098665
south africa

>>77098446
..And they wonder why these people get all the media gigs.

F

>>77095162
My dad had a cardiac arrest and had no oxygen for 15 minutes. He's fine this graph is shit

>>77095141
>>77095162
Bullshit, I just held my breath for 13 seconds and I'm fine

>>77098838
just held my breath for 13 seconds and died you asshole

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Fuckin hell

>>77098914
The doctors are pretty sure he won't recover from this. "he won't be able to walk, talk or even think when he wakes up. He also won't be able to recognise anyone."

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>>77094974

>>77098914
haha en die kkfamilie laat hem lekker aan de machine liggen

'want dat bepaalt god', rot toch op man

>>77094818
one of the worst things that can happen to a person
scary

>>77098974
sad
made me think of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM8bTdBs-cw

>>77099003
Nog een beetje vroeg hé. Hoop is ook iets moois. Wat jij zegt is voor een later stadium.

>>77097936
but only if he had insurance

Some stuff is getting lost in translation I suppose. But he´s basically dead and only kept alive by machines. 0.000000000000001% chance he will ever wake up. And if he does wake up by some miracle, he won´t be able to use his brain, he wouldn´t even recognize his own mother.

>vegetables like him will be kept alive because of muh religion

>>77097066
No a ruptured aorta causes so much internal bleeding that you die instantly.

t. Thoracic Aortic Aneurysm patient with a sick scar

>>77095162

There are people who can hold their breath for longer than 12 minutes. That graph is bullshit.

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>>77095318
Maybe. I was in another thread asking some Belg 4chan 'doc' about my sister's bf, his conclusion: he is fucked.
Well 'doc', you were wrong, because my sis gave him CPR instantly and kept it up for 7 minutes until paramedics crashed the house with no survivors, defibing him three times, working on him for an hour. The guy is now ready to go home, and his brain is mostly intact. But without her instant CPR, he'd be ded, they wouldn't have even got him out the house alive.
tl,dr: if someone keels over and stops breathing, just do instant CPR, do it faggot.

>>77099222
>comparing holding your breath to your heart failing to get oxygen to your brain

why am I even replying to <70 iq posters

>>77099222
The oxygen doesn't stop flowing to the brain once you hold your breath

>>77099251

Yeah I realized that as soon as I had pressed post. Pretty useless comparison.

>>77099222
not breathing != not delivering oxygen to brain
>>77099246
it slightly increases chance of survival, i've read

>>77099220
My mom had that too and afaik a rupture is only lethal in 90% of all cases
Maybe Nouri got "lucky"

>>77099300
Oh shit 90%? When I read up on it I figured it would mean almost certain death and you only have a chance if it would rupture while actually being in surgery.

>>77099300
His heart was fine. That's why everyone was so positive. They brought it out last Tuesday and promised updates about his brain on Wednesday. Turns out he's braindead now due to his irregular heartbeat during the attack.

>>77095729
I also have a similar fat worthless cunt I would be well rid of, maybe we could temporarily swap countries and come to some solution?
(GCHQ/MI5 this is just shit joke)

>>77098974
>"he won't be able to walk, talk or even think when he wakes up. He also won't be able to recognise anyone."

Is Euthanasia legal in the netherlands?

>>77099288

I know. I just saw "oxygen deprivation" and saw another poster shitpost something about holding his breath. I realized this soon after and hoped noone would notice.

>>77099344
It is but he's a Muslim so he'll be kept alive because his family will keep praying and believing in a miracle.

(not memeing, this is what they stated)

>>77099344
yes it is in some cases, but his family probably won't do it and it's probably not legal in his case anyway

F

now he has to play in the mls :(

>>77099362
>(not memeing, this is what they stated)
that sounds like something a religious family would do tobh

>>77099400
Motorneuron Loss Superleague?

>>77099362
did you just post this for the third time?

>>77099362
So he's basically a Donner Kebab then

>>77099429
No not me mate

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>>77094818
>>77095031
>>77095141
>Brain stops working for about five minutes
>Gets brain damage
Get good, kid

>>77099288
If you can stay on the emergency line the operators will give the right timing for the CPR, that helps. But it's no joke, she said she was fucking dying after 7 minutes, never mind him.
She also had to throw him on the floor off a bed using retard adrenaline strength, he's a big guy.

F


Life is suffering

>finally get a moroccan talent with a good mentality
>this happens

>People younger than me dying of heart problems
Feeling old desu.

F.

>>77099464
sadly he didn't have nen with both rubber and gum properties

>>77097857
Surprised Dempsey's even still allowed to play professionally, he's 34. Though if he hadn't had any problems up to that point, maybe it isn't as risky?

>>77098974
Fuck that's sad, being a vegetable for the rest of your life is worse than dying.

Time to turn off the machines, lads.

Gonna go to heaven and get his 96

>>77099595
>darkness - imprisoning me

>>77099648
he could've played for Liverpool and he'd be getting his 96 right here

>>77099595
ja maar als je kan niet denken, ben je niet al dood?

>>77098446

>top 10 hospitals in the world
>9 are american and 1 french
>17 of the top 20 are american
>israel doesn't even have a hospital in the top 100

you might be broke for the rest of your life, but you'll live

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>>77099733
Really makes you think

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>>77098446
Underrated

>>77099764
live and ruin your life forever or die
hard decision

>>77099777
I would say that thought, or the ability to think, is somewhat consciousness itself.. and so the inability to think, whilst you may still be alive in a vegetative state, means you're practically dead already.
"I think therefore I am" would ostensibly translate to "I do not think, therefore I am not".
Interessant hoor?

>>77098974
This is so sad, he is only 20. Life is just too unfair, he was only playing football and then something like this happens to him

How did Muamba avoid brain damage?

>>77099801

>owing money is worse than dying

come on now texas. if it gets that bad you can just go on medicaid like all the other degenerates and have it paid off

>>77094818
F

>>77099824
he had no brain in the first place

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>>77098446

>>77094818
how will he ever recover. Thats right he wont

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>Decide to read about his condition
>Come across hundreds of people talking about similar things like this happening to theit family members who were on a little run, playing a casual game of x, etc

Welp, time to leave my sunday league team and never run again.

>>77099919
exercise is dangerous
that's why i never leave my home and only play videogames

>>77099919
>tfw have had a heart surgery at 24 y/o and wouldve randomnly dropped dead if doctors hadnt discovered my condition

Life is scary man

>>77098446
nice

>>77099938
http://www.ranker.com/list/8-people-who-died-playing-video-games/autumn-spragg

>>77099344
What does youth in Asia have anything to do with this?

>>77100094
Did they screen you (CT, MRT)? Did you have heart ache?

>>77100185
that's why i only play for 12 hours daily max and also have bathroom and water breaks

>>77100094
Did they discover it because you had surgery and if so why did you had surgery

>>77094974
Kek

>>77100201
>>77100213
I had an MRI for irregular heartbeat during excercise (220 bpm even hours after working out) and they found out my aorta was wider than normal. Only needed a small surgery for the irregular heartbeat but after 7 years I also needed open heart surgery because my aorta kept growing wider (was 54mm at its widest point). Scariest shit to me is that if I didn´t have the irregular heartbeat then I would´ve never known about my aorta cause there are no symptoms for it, it can just rupture and you´ll die probably.

>>77100251
fuck... does it run or in the family or just bad rng

>>77100277
It has to be genetic but no other such cases in the family. Also DNA research is being done at Radboud because I don´t have any of the known gen mutations which cause this shit. Basically I´m the first with this particular problem.. so bad rng I guess.

>>77100277
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0u7Sj0PDV5I

>>77100297
glad to hear they found out man

The scary thing about this is nouri was healthy and then all of a sudden his body basically just laid down on the floor and stopped working. Insane.

>>77094818
Is his mother dutch and father arab?

>>77100251
I'm glad you're ok anon.

>>77100297
luckily they found out. One of my big fears is what you described

>>77100351
they're both moroccan

>>77100351
How is this relevant? A 20 year old kid with a promising future just turned into a vegetable.

loved him in FM, sad to hear this. i just hope they put him out of his misery and not prolong it.

>>77100407
head attack during the game?


>>77100407
>How is this relevant?
eveytime i see nonwhite in dutch/german NT or team, i look int bio and most of the time its european woman and black men

>>77100485
>eveytime i see nonwhite in dutch/german NT or team, i look int bio and most of the time its european woman and black men
Again, how is this relevant?

>>77100407
Don't infantilize him just because he's an Arab you fucking racist

>>77100205
Do you leave your chair/couch for those breaks or do you just do it there like a real pro?

>>77100407
He's not a vegetable he's an Arab.

never heard of him before this
wont pay respects , cos i don't actually care, has the wrong skin color for me to care

>won't spit on grave either

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>>77100566

>>77100507
Because non-whites living in western countries are scum and deserve all the pain and misfortune they get

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>>77100566

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>>77100566
sorry i just wanted to post these

>>77100586
>>77100597
hello re ddit friends
enjoy your stay

>>77100605
same goes for whites living in western countries desu.

>>77094818
rios mum died too, they say it comes in 3's, lets hope its rio next, or maybe his kid

>>77100339
did his family have any history of heart problems?

Salad goes well with a kebab, he'll be fine

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Such a likeable kid, and a great talent. Honestly I'm gutted by the news.

>>77100646

you have to go back

>>77100795
Go back where? Your lands are ours now, whitey.

Now give me your wife.

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F

I had him in FIFA manager mode as my #10 and developed a soft spot for him last season.

>>77094974

hey!!

>>77100795
i certainly will after the fall of the western civilization.

F
>no sticky
Seriously fuck the mods

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>>77101446
dutch don't get stickies
also he isn't completely dead yet

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>caring about a marokkaan

>>77101494
WoooOoOoooOooooooOooOo....

#pulltheplug

I guess the only dribbling he'll be doing now is down his chin

>>77101630
too soon lad
if you posted this a week later i wouldve replied with a laughing reaction face image

>>77101630
Savage

>>77101630
at least some decent attempt at bants instead of this nupol bullshit

Still gutted btw ;_;

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>>77101630

fuck cardiovascular exercise, i'm never breaking into anything other than a light jog ever again

>>77101698
just ordered my new mobility scooter from amazon
the americans were right

>>77101728
Who wouldve thought that obesity was the best medicine against heart problems

Fuck.. Recently this kid was in the picture a lot. Also on Touzani's youtube channel in some vids with Donny van de Beek. His vlog on the day of his Ajax 1 debute.
Puts a smile on your face, and you can tell his positive and easy going character did the same for people around him every day.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MiF8n3MGhfQ (with English subs)

>>77099246
>smashed up the ward
He was already fucked in the head, not the heart. Tell your sister to sign him up for life insurance (and to the organ donor register). Then direct him into traffic.

>>77102086

I bet no-one's going to give a life insurance to a stroke survivor.

>>77100621
>Implying being humane is a bad thing.

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>>77100586
>>77100597
>>77100611
>>77100615

now i'm glad he's near death
hope his family suffers

>>77100297
Think of it this way, you'll have a medical condition named after you

>>77103009
kankerbelgen

>muh dark twisted sense of humour

>>77103009
:/

You will always have these kids giving shitty responses. Any sensible person will know this is beyond satire or ridicule. It's simply a reminder health and life is fragile

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>Utrecht fans standing up in support of Nouri in the 34th minute
game ends 0-0, against a team from Malta, who were more likely to open the score, lmao, eredivisie is ded

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>>77094818
Goodnight Sweet Prince

>>77103299
it's so illogical
half the people who get cancer get it not because of genetic or environmental factors but just because - random mutation

>>77104021
And he got to play with Huntelaar, who watched him become braindead

>>77103603
It's pretty big considering how much Utrecht usually hates anything Ajax-related.

>jew
>muslim
he deserved it vuile kanker jood

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>>77098446
>mcambulance

>>77104355
;_;

>>77104355

well that's two of them then

>>77104410
>was kutmarokkaan
>nu lekker hollands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPCwQCdQJ4I

>>77104475
Ajax season is now completely rip lmao. No klaassen replacement and have to rely on literally whos this next year.
Exactly what those jews deserve

>>77096170
neither did your ancestors

>edgy sexually frustrated virgins saying good riddance about a child just because he's an immigrant
>meanwhile he made more money in 20 years they will in their whole lives
>le epic reddit and /pol/ maymays are their only social interaction in years

>>77104628
kek

>>77104676
t. mohammed