/heem/ - Natty GOAT Edition

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*GADOOOSH*

>Floyd playing the "fans can't fight for you" card
That's how you know he's got irreversibly BTFO

>UFC fags think their gloves are magic for muh tough guys

Floyd is going to school you white bois

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You know you can stop now, right? Coral Springs has learned his lesson m8. He doesn't even spam Schaub pics anymore

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>>77092991
show me a body

Lol why is Barhop Splooge representing MMA on the Showtime commentary team?

>>77092998
I'm just saying its becoming the thing you hated man. Let's just stop with the Schaub spamming altogether

>>77093010
make floyd dancing

>>77093015
Because Showtime wants to make MMA look as bad as possible. So what better thing to do with then harder Schaub

>>77093010
>you will never make your dad as teary-eyed and proud of you as Dana is of Conor

>>77093010
Is he even going to make it till NY? I'm concerned for his health

Dance for me nigger
*continues the plantation jig*

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>>77093055
Fucking kek

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>>77093088

>>77093095
>Getting heemed buy a Brazilian jiu-jitsu guy when you're known for your great striking

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>>77093095
rooting for Overeem is hard because he is always on the cusp of dishing out or receiving a massive heem

>>77093119
I miss the old shark in the ring Overeem

His new wait and counter strike strategy just seems so underwhelming in the UFC

>>77093119
that duffee tard striking

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>>77093119
That's exactly why I love the guy. His hands were so fucking low against Werdum though, he was really asking for it the whole fight

>>77093119
This was 10 horse steaks a day overeem. Hes getting up there in age and hes been up there in fight years for a long time. I still root for him everytime

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>>77093161
yeah I'll definitely watch until he decides to retire. I hope he gets to to hold the belt before then.

>>77093095
that's the same fucking shit he tried against bigfoot that got him KTFO'd

>>77093095
i mean, fighting werdum as a professional you gotta know that clinch is coming if you get too close

cant-let-you-get-close.webm

>>77093095
Never really rated Werdum's striking but that was actually a pretty nice combo.

>>77093119
What happened to Todd Duffee anyway? Did he really get put on the shelf by Dadbod Frank Mir? I remember I had money on him for that fight too lol

Better than ____

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>>77093303
Conor

Any money team in here?

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>>77093193
Not gonna happen,bro

spend all fucking day listening to schuab and that funny voiced boxer talk shit

just to watch conor and floyd yell at each other with no mic's

wew

>>77093316
His ab is thicker than my arm

>>77093010
>you're still not smoking cigarettes you fucking goof.webm

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>>77093316
Has he had an injury yet

>>77093010
I can't imagine having this guy as my boss, that'd just be awful

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>floyd literally can't read

>>77093289
He got usada'd and injuries. Hes never going to be relevant again, could hardly say he was relevant before.

>>77093426
based tom poster

>>77093430
He looked like he was primed for a great HW run 2bh

>>77093010
hopefully his coke isnt too pure

i feat for his heart if so

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Which way you wanna go? On your face or on your back?

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>Foreshadowing

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>>77093055
>you've been taking a healthy dose of medication your entire life

top lel

>>77093055
thats some real milliondollarextreme esque shit
im actually sure its a homage, if you made it top job its funny as hell

>>77093055
For sure 100% Eddie Alvarez is one of the OGs of the sport, someone who's the GOAT and in MMA's mount Rushmore and Conor just MURKED him maaaannnn

>>77093440
He had a shit chin and alot of injuries. He was quite the athletic speciman though

https://youtu.be/N42PSXEEQvo

Sneak peak into the New York press conference

Btw, Joanna is full of shit and would never have fought Valentina

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>>77093515
Seriously nigga ? You don't know the best pasta this site has ever seen ?

Anyone have webms of Joann's TDD and her ground grappling?

>>77093530
>Joanna is full of shit and would never have fought Valentina

It's called marketing

>>77093550
Yeah but she is now just an empty threat making DO NOTHING BITCH

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>>77093554
Only haters like you think like that
>she proposed a dight that she knew won't happen
>what a coward
What casuals see
>she wanted to save the show by fighting at a last minute but stupid comission won't let her
>she's so brave

That whole situation was win/win for her , even if the fight happened and she had lost it would not be a big deal

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>>77093530
>Still seething about Joanna

how does floyd know that conor hit a girl in his younger days?

>>77093600
>how does a wife beater know that a fellow wife beater beat a girl in his younger days?
Takes one to know one :^)

>>77093581
She was never gonna risk her undefeated record for a meme fight against someone who's beaten her already.

>>77093600
Who has never hit a girl in kindergarten or elementary school ?

>>77093612
I think she would, she does't think of Valentina as of somebody who will always defeat her after losing only decisions 10 years ago, in a different sport

>>77093625
>she does't think of Valentina as of somebody who will always defeat her
Valentina is better than her everywhere

>>77093613
I actually hit my mom once, right on the money, still haunts me to today

>>77093639
did she cum at least?

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>>77093639
shut the fuck up, fag

>>77093600
he's paying out to anyone with dirt and proof

shoot him an email if you got a good story to share about goobs
it can literally make you rich
(he's paying anywhere from a gouple of g's up to a couple hundred thousand for good provable conor dirt)

>>77093648
Is that his actual face? I'm another lith, by the way

>>77093639
always knew you were beta scum

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>>77093657
do most lithuanians have fucked up asymmetrical faces?

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>>77093653
>Hey, Floyd? You know how Conor's a dad? Well, he's having kids and they ain't twins
>My name? Oh, umm

>>77093637
She probably is, but you don't get to be a champion with mindset like that, thinking that there are people you cannot defeat

>>77093662
don't people with symmetrical faces have a high chance of being mentally retarded, or is that a myth? is it even possible to have a symmetrical face?

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>>77093657
>I-i-im another lith, b-by the -w-w-way
Sure you are.

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>>77093662
yup, I'm way uglier than him, though

>>77093678
Why do you have shirtless pics of another man saved on your computer? Are you gay?

>>77093119
Overeem actually having his hands in a proper position there. Today if somebody charged him like that they might just knock him out.

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>>77093550
Yeah, the whole thing has the UFC's fingerprints all over it. Makes Nunes look bad for pulling out when another champ stumps for the fight on short notice. Don't blame Joanna for grabbing easy Dana Points tho

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You know what, I gotta give it to Gooby. He really stole the show last night.

Cringed hard when Floyd did his "hard work!" pantomime and there was like one lady in the crowd going "dedi-dedication..!" under a sea of boos

rekt

Fight will be shit but this is somewhat enjoyable

>>77093710
do you have the other webms of her TDD?

Does anyone give a fuck about WMMA?

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>>77093719
Yeah, I'm the one that made them. Watching her ride out the slam attempt was pretty impressive

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>>77093055

kek'd heartily

>>77093734
It's okay. Would I be disappointed if they'll just axe the whole women's division? Nope

>>77093677
i think that's a myth. facial symmetry is possible though rare.

i have a silly /pol/ tier theory about it, that facial asymmetry in a population has some degree of correlation with intelligence, higher time preference, elevated consciousness, and capacity for civilization. like unmixed subsaharan blacks have a greater tendency toward facial symmetry and are obviously lacking in those qualities relative to other populations. and there are also very ancient depictions of christ as having asymmetrical features representing the father-son duality contained within a single personage. and this dual nature is ideally embodied by man. and there are lots of other depictions cross culturally of foundational culture heroes being comprised of two asymmetric but mutually constitutive elements (like fuxi-nuwa, the hermaphroditic adam-eve of the gnostic gospel and various mystical traditions, odin, lots of early gods in pagan mythologies). there's also this very old idea that our perceptual faculties and accuracy are very important to our ability to create and asymmetry is found in other animals as a feature to enhance certain senses (like owls have asymmetrical ears to help locate prey). so it might have some association with spatial intelligence (since its most notable in the eyes generally) and the ability to mentally abstract and manipulate objects which is important for mechanical innovation.

just some loosely linked ideas on the subject.

>>77093808
tl;dr

Why does Floyd carry that bag around with a single stack of cash and a singe cheque in it?

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>there are people IN THIS GENERAL, IN THIS THREAD, that unironically THOUGHT Andrade was going to beat Joanna.

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>>77093830
no NOOOOOOOOOO

read it plz

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>>77093840

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>>77093840
Who would ever think such a thing?

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77093882
ur gimmick sucks desu

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>>77093840

>Look at the fucking state of her
>Joanna is finished
>THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD MAKE YOUR PICKS AFTER THE WEIGH INS LMAO

>>77093892
what is she pointing to?

>>77093882
BACK

THE

FUCK

OFF

t. a local weed dealer from her old neighborhood

heem it with me

FOCK TA MAYWETHAS

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>>77093840

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and speaking of asymmetry

>honestly it's like the mona lisa of bathroom selfies. the cryptic, nearly smug smirk, slight facial asymmetry, eyes oblique and full of guile -or is it merely vague amusement! does it all come together in a countenance of mildly suppressed mirth or muted cynicism? is there a difference in this age of irony? we are all sufferers of acute irony poisoning after all, none of you can deny that. in the end this picture both pleases and sickens me and the more i gaze upon it the more compelling it becomes.

>press conference
>it is not a press conference

what did they mean by this?

>2 hours of angles my man
>drake
>conor and floyd each do a 10 minute speech

Nice "press conference" ya got there.

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For me, it's Brazil

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ok im gonna need some of you heemsters to gimme some (You)s for this >>77093808 post right fucking now

@77093808

>>77093969
Prime BLACKED material.

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@77093974

Nobody fukin cares

>>77093808
lol nerd haha

CAN WE ADDRESS THE BIGGEST ISSUE HERE WITH THIS MAYMAC BULLSHIT

>the schaubposters literally memed brendan into being meme enough to be a host at these conferences, as the spokesperson for mma

kek

be proud anons

>>77094011
Alternatively, someone asked Rogan to do it and he has too much integrity to prostitute himself for this bullshit, but he knows how much of a whore Brandon is.

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>>77094011
Meme magic has turned to evil in 2017, it wasn't supposed to be like this

>>77094027
You are memeing but also 100% correct. It's complicated

>>77094029
too much fun, they lost track of reality

any woke russian knows putin being a meme is just that life is a nihilist joke

>>77094011
>people really think this

I have seen zero (0) milligrams of Schaubposting outside of /heem/. Schaub memed himself into being an actual entity, with a combination of CTE and Hundred Percent. Schaubposting is for sure 100% self-contained my guy

>>77094043
schaubposting of some form is pretty common in other mma communities. people mockingly repeat his hackneyed phrases and retarded ideas all the time.

>>77093678
based lith

>>77093830
ugly people are smarter

>>77094027
>The biggest sport event of all time

>>77094011
>the spokesperson for mma
>retired at 30
oh for sure my man I'm proud 100%

>>77093958
I think they even scrapped the media questions backstage part for this one?

Obviously didn't want Conor bantering rings around Floyd senior again

>>77094124
haha, I actually read it and tricked you into thinking I didn't read it, hahaha

As far as ideas presented in that post, I find that it's all conjecture without any scientific proofs, though it's an interesting thought to entertain

>>77094160
Epic troll dude, sadly i didnt write and barely read it but tricked you into thinking i did. Ugly people are smarter though, maybe not for the reasons he came up with.

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>>77093808

>>77094180
I think that ugly and physically weak people are smarter for the same reason blind people have better hearing, it's an adaption to survive

>>77094043
>life exists outside of HEEM

check out this casual

>>77094180
ugly but not in terms youre probably thinking

ugly meaning a life of utter shit and suffering

>>77093055
And........ I'm officially a schaubposter

>>77094043
Heem is where the SHARPEST minds of MMA congregate, it's only natural that this place is the hotbed of MMA trends

>>77094223
A life of suffering is just a side effect of being smart, not a cause.

>>77094043
Schaub posting exists on /tv/

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>>77094252
Gooby posting exists on /int/

>>77093734
youre in the wrong place, bud

take your faggot jungle chink twink bf and kick rocks, bitch

>>77094180
u nigger why didn't you (You) me

>>77094160
>>77094182
i can't prove it, just some thoughts ive had. my intuition is that there's something to it and the difference between sub-saharan-blacks and everyone else. it may have to do with neanderthal/denisovan ancestry present in 'everyone else'. the funny thing about "proof" is that when it comes to actually original ideas its always post hoc. geniuses like einstein or whoever didn't assemble facts and figures and come up with relativity. he first had a strong intuition of relativity. and then had to assemble the proof. right now i have neither the means nor the wherewithal to provide evidence, i'm just sharing this intuition.
>>77094201
everything is an adaptation to survive but the selection pressures for intelligence and attractiveness are hardly aligned. and i was never talking about WITHIN a population but ACROSS different populations.

>>77094243
this

>>77094321
stop posting and writing novels like an autist

no one actually reads or will admit to reading your shit if you do

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Post your face when Gooblet ko's Floyd in 20 seconds

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>>77094349
>4 lines
>novel
brainlet detected

>>77094351
pic related

>>77093969
watch this my man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FnQjMChfEw

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>>77094351
I'll clearly be tripping balls.

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>>77094383
>tfw Rin Nakai gf

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>>77094252

coral springs posts there

Whens my boy platinum fight?

>>77094351
stop posting memes from before your time you impostor

>>77094407
215.

Someone tell me how the fuck Maia is supposed to get ready for Woodley in 2 months

reeeeeeeeeee

>>77094406
>coral springs

i-isnt that a fictional land f-from the kids movie "cars"

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>>77094433
He's not. Dana would rather shoot his dick off than have Maia be the champ.

>>77094433
its down to 9 days

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Point out 1 wrong thing in this video
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2W3J5X-ftU

Literally can't

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>>77094447
It's a pretty shameless setup. At least Maia will get his opportunity

>>77094488
It's cool, Story didn't need those braingoops anyway.

>>77094488
Maia will retire as the man most cucked out of belts

>>77094485
What do you mean

>>77094485
they moved it? to free fight night? sweet

>>77094433
>july 29

>2 months

>>77094511
He's talking about from when they made the fight, ya dip.

>>77094433
Isn't that plenty of time?
Pretty standart.

>>77094503
>>77094499
i can't count, thought 214 was two weeks after 213

>>77093446
"I'll tell you how you're going out. With me standing on your neck"

Conor's alright at improvising quick insults, but if he could come up with lines like this on the fly he would be the GOAT trash talker

>>77094527
>defending a stranger

tuck that cape in captain saveahoe

>>77094527
>He's talking about from when they made the fight, ya dip.
Huh?
Maia was promised the Woodley fight at UFC 211.
He could start training the same night.

>>77094511
From the time of his last fight on May 13th I mean. I can't think if another title shot turnaround that quick after such a rough fight. His leg was really hurting at the end there

>>77094546
>He could start training the same night.

Not and be recovered from the last camp. It's an absurdly short turnaround time.

>>77094124
nope, people who are ugly have a higher chance of having developmental problems which is partly why they are ugly
these developmental problems would also affect their cognition

thus ugly people are more likely to be dumb as well

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how many stripper bitches is too many stripper bitches?

smart people are smart

like fun things are fun

now look at your keyboard inbetween the T and O keys and shut the fuck up about that already, faggots

>>77094572
50

>>77094591
U & I?

Which active fighter is the most punch drunk?

Excluding Nate obviously

>>77094638
Diego Sanchez ?

>>77094638
active
....probably weidman is on his way to the lead with his mushmouth language

all time
chuck

chuck is just sad and depressing to hear speak

YOU
ARE
FOOKED

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HARDY WORK!!!

Can Americans stop doing the ole ole chant at Conor McGregor events please?

It's embarrassing.

>>77094697
gimme higher res and i will xray them pants off

>>77094725
You cant do x-rays on black pants i did a tutorial on that shit lad

>>77094703
thats from the irish gypsy caravan fans that follow him to every public event

>>77094638
can't think of one that slurs alot actually, not ufc but from press conferences floyd and his dad hugely

YEAAH

>>77094810
HARD WORK

BOOOOOO

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>>77094794
You gave her a mildly visible camel toe ? Cool

>>77094794
>>77094775
did i miss a meeting is this nek level shit?

i've been out of the game it seems

>>77094703
that was canadians you stupid muslim

In a normal boxing match would Floyd get boo'd too? Or is it just because of Conor?

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Who's your favorite female fighter's mole?

>>77094819
>640x505
>20 seconds of "effort"

you do better with that pic you just posted

go

>>77094869
I wasn't being sarcastic, it's legitimately cool

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>>77094846
Grasso's

>>77094881
my bad

>>77093639
Meh, the bitch prolly deserved it.

>>77094882
I hear it's tasty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9pg2jya5AQ

Could you take on Eddie Alvarez in a fight

>>77095245
i can take him and defeat him

easily

At the count of three I want you to post at the top of your lungs "FUCK BULGARIA"

>>77095328
It's a good country at heart

Why are they blowing their load doing all 4 pressers in 4 days?

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>you fuckin eejit, you fuckin eejit
what the fuck was floyd thinking

>>77094841
I'm a boxing casual but it seems like floyd's always the "bad guy." I remember leading up to the pacquiao fight everyone I knew, even non boxing fans, said they were sort of indifferent about the fight but generally just wanted to see Floyd get BTFO finally. So add in the fact that McGregor is extremely popular and has the gift of gab, it makes perfect sense that Floyd's getting so much hate at these pressers.

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Where did the poocare and homoero posters go?

>>77095517

floyd is a literal dunce, when that popped into his head he probably thought it was genius and a hilarious bant.

Guys, does anyone feel me here? I have nothing in common with Floyd, and actually have quite a bit in common with Conor. If it came down to hanging out with one of them, I would obviously choose Conor. But for some reason, when it comes to fights, I root against him literally every time. I don't know why. Something about the thought of him beating floyd makes my blood boil.

>>77095723
I have nothing in common with either of them

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>>77094351

>>77095494
Great question. I only watched clips of yesterday's and tuesday's and I'm already sick of it.

>>77095723
its called envy

>>77095698

we /box/ now

https://www.rt.com/sport/396168-michael-venom-page-pro-boxing/

YEEEEEEAAAAHHHHH

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Dana could sell me sand in the desert

>>77095865
cuck

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/13/15964006/joseph-duffy-signs-seven-fight-deal-with-ufc

Joe Duffy with UFC

>>77095892
Harsh

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Heeminder.

>>77095792
I guess, but you could say I should be envious of Floyd too then, instead of rooting for him.

>>77095895
smart man joe duffy picking the non horseshit organization, the UFC is the future bellator is going out of business

>>77093010
he is a were-tomato

>>77095921
mcgregor what big hands you have
the better to tap out with my dear

>>77093581
Why does her food always look awesome?

>>77096016
because you're poor

>>77095895
Took him long enough, I'll be interested to see how much of a pay bump he got.

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SEETHING

When people say Mayweather can't read, do they mean he literally can't read? Like the sign behind him that reads "Mayweather vs McGregor", just look like squiggly lines to him and he can't understand it?

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This shot is fucking hilarious

>>77096156
You know that kid in class that stutters when he has to read something outloud? That's mayweather, don't take it literally

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>>77095964
Dana pls go

Rory vs MVP when?

Either that or a title shot for the Deleted Nose Man

>>77096164
Everything about it is perfect

>>77096214
MVP is fighting some boxing matches while Daley heals up

>>77096164
dc jones height difference

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>>77096226
I can't find the pic, but Floyd looks like Conor in that edit of the monkey stuck in Ikea

Floyd is my favourite boxer and McGregor is my favourite MMA fighter.

>>77095978
How did he transform from his slim and nervous old self is still a mystery to me

>>77096364
that's because you're an idiot

>>77096118
>champ
She pissed Lord Dana off, she's done

who /weasel/ here?

Apparently the company that McGregor fights for is having an event this weekend, anyone else know?

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/13/15963372/ufc-flyweight-champion-demetrious-johnson-wins-best-fighter-espy-mcgregor-golovkin-mma-news

where are the picks?

HARD WORK

>>77096572
>mighty mouse looks like a trophy for best fighter

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>>77095983

>I- I thought your hands were for tapping

>>77096601
DEDICATION

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Here's Schaub with the young inner-city boy that he sponsors.

Do your hands hurt when its cold?

>>77096641
>mcgregor with that big nose and dark eyes
the irish are disgusting

>>77096601
d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-dedicayshun

>>77096601
Booooooo

>>77093095
UFC's heavyweight division is a fucking joke.

>>77096662
Floyd seems like a genuinely good guy in this interview. Very intelligent as well.

>>77096662
>whats his name again? b..brenda swaarb?

>>77096662
"i watched highlights"

Floyd referring to brendan "no name" schuab

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>>77096899

Just Yoel being the GOAT at handling a loss(unlike fake phony bitch Cruz)
https://youtu.be/lk5oR1_ejJA

who is the second ugliest fighter after joanna jedrzejczyk?

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Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
Calderwood vs Calvillo
Ray vs Felder
Marshman vs Janes
Roundtree vs Craig
Mulheron vs Willis

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>>77097055

>>77097061
Nelson
Calderwood
Ray
Marshman
Roundtree
Mulheron

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>>77097061

Nelson
Calvillo
Ray
Marshman
Roundtree
Willis

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>>77097061
PONZ
CAVILLO
FELDER
MARSHMAN
CRAIG
MULHERON

>>77097080
You should be able to solve this.

Brendan "I watched highlights" Schaub

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>>77097061
Gunni
Cynthia
Stevie
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

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gee i cant want for more sleb tonight lads

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>>77097061
Ponzy
Calvillo
Ray
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

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>>77097061
Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

>>77097298
Schaub is God but Bippin Skibs is funny.

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HARDY WORK!!!

>>77097416
Unironically looks like a dude.

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>>77097416

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>>77097061
Nelson
Calderwood
Felder
Marshman
Roundtree
Willis

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>>77097061
Nelson
Calvillo
Ray
Janes
Rountree
Willis

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>>77096253
Here you go buddeh

>>77097061
It's actually Rountree with no d

Yes I have autism

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>>77097642

>tfw put Rountree in my picks
>went back and changed it to Roundtree before submitting

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>>77097668

if you were out shopping one day and randomly happened to run into your favorite UFC fighter, i mean your fucking boy of boys, and they agreed to take a picture together, what pose would you strike? besides rubbing your chin of course.

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>>77097642
Thanks friendo

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>>77097747

https://www.bloodyelbow.com/2017/7/13/15962840/ufc-214-demian-maia-tyron-woodley-short-camp-mma-news

Maia basically confirming that the UFC fucked him and didn't tell him the fight was on till one month out. He didn't use those words obviously but he is pointing out it will be the shortest camp he has had in the UFC. Tyron was posting about starting camp like two months ago if I recall, along with remarks like "I know who I'm fighting but I can't say yet"


So fuck you to that guy who told me Maia wasn't being set up and that he knew ahead of time

>>77097054

my respect for yoel shot up in the days following 213. he's still a roiding cheater make no mistake but the way he has conducted himself (at least when the cameras are on him) after the loss has been gracious and gentlemanly.

looking forward to the debut of PUNISHED yoel

>>77097747
It would either be Tony or Joanna and in both cases I would go with the weigh-in face off

>>77093010
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

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>>77097061
Nelson
Calderwood
Stevie Ray
Jack Marshan
Khalil Rountree
Big Titty Willis

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>>77097061
Ponzinibbio
Calderwood
Ray
Janes
Craig
Mulheron

>>77096364

He became a multi millionaire if not billionaire and developed a healthy appetite for cocaine. That's enough to turn any 98 pound weakling into an alpha.

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>>77094846

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>>77098185

Wow

I fancied the fuck out of that thing when I was a little kid, Roxy or something right, from goofy movie

That could explain why I am such a claudiafag

>>77098185
They've been laughing since I can remember but they're not going to laugh anymore

how mad are /box/fags that nobody is giving a fook about ggg/canelo

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>>77098564
I'll definitely be watching the highlights on YouTube my man

>>77098564
How mad are MMAnlets at their biggest star ditched gay wreasling to become a boxer?

>>77098634
>MMAnles
>greatest living boxer is 5'8"

SEETHE harder cuck, your sport is fucking dead

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what's your favorite counter to a spinning backfist?

>tfw passed the physical test for the police department
>tfw the black guy failed to make a mile and a half in under 17.5 minutes

>>77098622
His eye looks kinda fucked up brah. He should probably see a doctor.

>>77093119
what's with the little fagbag the ref has? Is that part of the old refcam thing I've heard about?

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found this in my folder for the guy looking for Joana's TDD

>>77098666
>y-your sport is d-dead
>Conor making his biggest pay check by becoming a boxer

He will NEVER fight in the UFC again after he receives his pay check

>>77098766
coralsprings only hires the best statists

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>>77098782
back in the day the ref's used to have medical supplies on them

>>77098766
What did you have to do?

>>77098783
>>77098809
>espazra demolished rose
>there are people who believe rose has the ghost of a chance against joanna

Easy money.

>>77098841
>6 trigger pulls in each hand
>vertical of 16 inches
>15 push ups
>20 second agility course
>78 seconds for a 300 meter dash
>17.5 minutes for a mile and a half

>>77098766
Congratulations you antithesis of everything I love about life! Hopefully that black guy shoots you.

Didn't Mir shadow-realm Duffee that one time? Who is actually excited about this signing desu he's just another knockout prone HW

>MMAnanlets: sissy white bois who got bullied in school and don't like boxing cus it's dominated by black men, get mad when blacks are taking over MMA too
>boxing fans: civilized, multicultural

>>77098881
>78 seconds for a 300 meter dash
people in wheelchairs could make that