/nrl/ general post origin edition

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>tfw my beloved Cowies will win the hip this year
>tfw I win the /nrl/ SC hip

is 30k enough to move out lads

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>*Smacks lips* Hey guys tom sangster here lads *mouth sounds*

>>77092854
*blocks your path*

>>77092898
maybe. not enough to stop being a faggot though

is 30k enough to stop being a faggot lads

>>77092970
maybe. not enough to move out though

>>77092684
Worse than the original

>>77093051
t. made the shitty original

>>77092901
>not getting your SuperCoach Diploma
https://oten.tafensw.edu.au/supercoachnrl

>be Reality Check
>tip NSW by 8
>QLD goes ahead
>tip NSW by 6
>QLD pulls ahead and are out of reach
>tip NSW by 2
>look like a total embarrassment as per the norm
>meanwhile somebody tips QLD by +13 and gets it right

>be RC
>go 2/8 for tipping
>lie and say you actually went 3/8
>next week people laugh at you
>lie again and say you actually went 5/8

Just went 7/8 lads

>be RC
>refuse to go into the /nrl/ tipping comp
>always pick the favourite
>when they win you brag, when they lose you go "ahh I guess my calculations were not accurate"
>tfw your "calculations" were just going on the NRL website and seeing who's the favourite

Cameron Smith said that JT is the best player to wear the Maroons jersey.

This is factually incorrect. Smith himself is CLEARLY the greatest ever QLD player.

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>top point scorer (all-time)
>most try assists (all-time)
>most consecutive games
>not the GOAT

>>77093180

Based G£$ with the truthie

balls are kinda itchy lads

>>77093101
That poster was tipping against me out of spite, and the grand he put on QLD 13+ would have barely covered the gambling losses he accrued betting against me in AFL all year.

>>77093142
I have never gone 2/8 since I started tipping. Ever. And you claim I am the liar? Top laff mate.

>>77093176
>YUH ALWAYS PIG DUH FAFERUT
Objectively false. You see last week I tipped 2 underdogs, of which one failed (Newcastle, by 2 points mind you) and went 3/4 for the week.

Also you will note that before the series started NSW were the underdog, and I tipped them to win the series 2-1. It would have happened if Game 2 wasn't clearly rigged.

Fact is I remain the best tipster on the board by far. No one else dares to trip up and take me on head to head, For they are well aware my tipping game is beyond them, and that by failing to me they would bring shame and embarrassment to the leejunaires.

>>77092539
I don't know much about the history of State of Origin (only followed since 2014), but the records only track back since the 1980s. Why is this?

>>77092583
>making light of missing persons investigations
absolutely disgusting

>>77092854
If by "cowies" you mean Storm (which I'm sure you don't) then you are objectively correct. Please bear in mind that I have successfully predicted 2/3 premiership winners since 2014. Rabbitohs and Sharks, I made a blunder in 2015 when I tipped the Titans.

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>this meltdown

Just got 6 (You)'s lads

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>"""Rugby""" league

>>77093278
you are probably the most least self aware person ever. Like it's fascinating to see you not getting it over and over and over and over again

>>77093290
If you are referring to me (which I'm sure you are) then you are once again sadly mistaken. I type at "literally" 200 wpm and clearing all of this up takes "literally" nothing out of my day. Meanwhile on average you spend half of your week typing things intended to provoke me. Just give it up, because you will never succeed and you should move on to more productive things in your life.

No I don't always tip the favourites. Btw I'm tipping storm to win the GF lads

>>77093307
post typeracer screenshot you lying poof

No I don't always tip the favourites. Btw I'm tipping NSW by 1-13 in Game 3 lads

Can i give them a scratch?

She loves me.

She loves you not.

that post didn't happen lads

Only two teams are capable of winning it all this season. The Storm and the Panthers. My model shows that the Storm will be far too good, however if they are affected by injuries late in the season, then it will be the Panthers year.

it's 6pm

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http://www.nswrl.com.au/news/2017/07/13/pearce_not_to_blame_.html

Isn't it nice and refreshing to have a face of the game that's humble enough to lend a hand to even his most fierce rival?

Is Adam Reynolds, dare I spake unto thee these words, elite?

Based Fatty KEK

http://wwos.nine.com.au/2017/07/13/13/51/queenslands-paul-vautin-and-wally-lewis-scoff-at-nsw-dynasty-origin-talk

Where are those Mackay lads from last night? Wanna come to the rabbit hole this weekend?

http://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/origin/queensland-had-one-big-loser-at-the-end-of-origin-iii/news-story/dafba8177b293d3b1c1395df4689df2c

>daley not to blame
>piss is not to blame

I'm not sure whos rusing who lads

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Coen Hess was to blame amirite lads

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>Coen Hess goes into the team
>they win...twice
hmm

>Angus Crichton NOT in the team
>They lose the series AGAIN

Hmm.... lads

Kill me

Nick Cotric.

Reminder that Kalyn Ponga will bust.

Kalyn Ponga is /rug/ through and through

What's Ponga thinking when he watches Knights games lads?

I couldn't even imagine spending 600k a year of your salary cap on an unproven reserve grade fullback lads

Adam Reynolds
>27 years old
>Loving wife and children
>Spends his free time supporting the community and other local sports teams and athletes
>representing the entire game as the face of Rugby League Live 4
>got to where he is today despite living in the ghetto of Redfern

Mitchell Pearce
>28 years old
>still goes out to shady nightclubs trying to pick up random sluts
>has an alcohol problem and has been arrested multiple times
>has NEVER been on the cover of a video game
>got to where he is today through nepotism

Imagine being from poo south wales lads i think i would kms

What the fuck is the purpose of these threads. Stop making them.

>>77092522
Nice pic lads

>only 1 game in Sydney AGAIN next year

JUST

>>77094052
stop watching abc news

>>77094056
y-y-you too

>>77094052
It's okay we can spare ourselves the embarrassment of losing 2 games in Sydney

>moylan out tomorrow
>the city of my SC side

>>77094092
Source?

>>77094120
Just popped on my twitter about half and hour ago. FoxSportsNews.

>>77094092
>Having Moylan

Is that you Matt? :3

>>77093542
The fact of the matter is is that in Origin, Pearce plays with a better team than his club and yet he always plays worse

He's either a system babby or not gritty enough for origin. Stop picking him

>>77094184
>tfw chose moylan instead of based elite cleary

>>77094090
I'm predicting that NSW will win the next series 3-0. Still a long way off but reasonably confident given both teams performances this series.

>>77094198
>falling for the whitewash meme

>>77094214
It's true, perhaps they will rig it again so that they can go to game 3.

Imagine being one of those faggots unironically suggesting Cleary should be picked next year

>>77094290
People are saying that?

My sides may not recover from this.

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>>77093592

>>77094290
>>77094308
There's no one player we can pick to fix this. QLD are as good as they are because of the melbourne combinations through the spine. We have nothing like that.

>>77094445
What about this team >>77077275

>come back and RC is still having a meltdown
kek

KEK

K E K

>>77094445
They are QUEENSLAND not Melbourne idiot

DCE would have won that game for NSW lads

>>77094673
>the isolated village of your reading comprehension

just realised my annual salary is WAY below the national average lads

>>77094544
kek

>>77094629
kek

>>77094673
kek

>>77094736
kek

>>77094629
>come back and anonymous is still creaming his panties over 1 from 8 failed tips

keg

KEG

K E G xD xD

that was someone else

Just pretended I don't sit in this thread all day hoping someone will reply to me lads

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Framed this one lads.

think i might run with the keg meme lads

KEG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QT_wkYTMJI4

GEK

just downloaded a copy of game 3 from youtube before it gets taken down lads

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>>77095039
webm it

>>77095060
keg

KEG

K E G

>>77095039
webm the part where maloney threw gillett's shoe out of the field

>>77095072
what was the exact time it happened?

>>77095072
then the pass to holmes which went forward about 5 metres

>>77095085
just before holmes' third try

>poo south wales cuckstomer talking about forward passes
dob keg

>>77095072
Oh shit I remember that
keg

KEG

K E G

Remember when Mitchell Pearce threw it straight into that cunts face which almost lead to a Tim Glasby try

>mythpoo piss

muh forward pass. KEG

>>77095072
he still does that shit?

>>77095364
thanks

>>77095364
Didn't they score just after this?

>>77095391
no we scored. they didn't.

>>77095039
Webm the part where based Alfie catches the ball

>>77095364
You missed the best bit of when he was like where the fuck is my shoe but I saved it.

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>used to play footy
>lose your hair
>shrink 2 feet
>now be a towel boy for real men

>>77095551
So he's 3 feet tall now?

>>77095564
yes

im really struggling to hold it together. i keep refreshing her instagram hoping that she will take it off private. i can see her post count going up all the time and i wonder what shes posting. i just want to see her gorgeous face.

>>77095594
Are you the guy obsessed with the prostitute that didn't reply to you or the guy obsessed with the ice addicted prostitute ex gf?

>>77095612
the one with thr ex. i feel the other cunts pain though. its a brainfuck to be in love with a literal whore. especially one that is a bad person but you love her for some reason.

>>77095634
I've been where you are, I fell for a girl with Narcissistic personality disorder, she dragged me along and used me, there wasn't a relationship, I was just a pawn to her.
It sucked yeah but you need to find someone else even if its a girl you meet online or whatever just talk to her and you'll soon forget about whats her face. Worked for me.

i wonder why posters decide to be edgy. is it to try to fit in or is it an attempt to impress or shock other posters. the real question is really why they think posters on /sp/ would be either shocked or impressed. this isn't /b/ so posters here don't expect nor care about edgy posts. it just makes you look out of place here.

>>77095666
did you call in to dr karl last week?

>>77095674
virgin

>>77095689
mate this was years ago, like 5 at least and I couldn't stop thinking about that bitch who I moved in with and I lost my life savings on her and all kinds of shit so no.

still waiting for the forward pass to holmes...

Gonna do work for the dole like next week lads, apprently it's like work for council.
On a scale of you'll be fine TO you're gonna die 3 hours in do you think I'll fare.

Bear in mind I'm a stay at home video gamer.

>>77095890
It's boring enough to make you think about pooicide but soon you'll realize it's chill enough to make you realize it's not that bad

>>77095890
send me your resume [email protected] and I'll try to sort you out with something respectable.

Anyway I'm off to bed. Speak to you all tomorrow.

>>77093471
>tipping both teams
LIKE
FUCKING
CLOCKWORK

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>>77095989