how do >we fix this shit?

annex germany to creat emore german-american players, clone pulisic, and throw howard, Dempsey, and Donovan in de-aging machines

call up mitch hildebrandt

bring back klinsmann

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>>77091557

Get rid of any MLS shitter unless they have played in Europe.

There, problem solved.

>>77091524
start importing brazilian illegals, not mexicans

Stop pretending that MlelS is good and start calling up the minor european league players like in the Championship and have them fight and bleed for the shirt. Williams and Morales wouldn't have let fucking french amateur niggers beat them like that because they actually have to fight for a starting spot in their clubs.

Clone PulisGOD and make every player go to a european club.

>>77091597

this, how worthless

we need to figure out a way to get the black community onto soccer and off of basketball

Blacks

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>>77091794
these tbhonest

>>77091524
It seems the German "B" team is much more talented than the American "B" team...

>>77091524
Repeat with me: skill first athleticism second

Stop calling up paceniggers like Zardes and Morris and call up kids that play in Europe because they have the technical skills to compete.

Unironical answer, convert inner city basketball courts into futbol courts and we'll be world champions in a decade or two. We already have the most proven athletes in the world, all we need to do now is let them play the game.

>>77092211
this
Paceniggers need to fuck off

>>77092290
Pace is all you got, skill is atrocious even mexicos c teamis better. They played like utter shit and still won 3-1

>>77092215
>muh athletes
That's exactly why we're fucking shit.

>>77092321
See
>>77092306
We need to play to our strengths. We've tried calling up our 2nd rate athletes (aka the kids too weak and small to play basketball, football, baseball, or hockey) and it has never worked. It's time to accept that those guys aren't good enough. We need our alpha athletes to take over the USMNT.

>>77092335
You really don't understand. We need players like Pulisic not faggots who can sprint and flop like Zardes and Morris.

>>77091524
in addition to basketball courts 5 a side soccer courts in urban areas like they have in Paris. Possibly televise 5 a side to get people into this shit. Also actually promote university level soccer.

Massive investment in soccer in the Southwestern US. Free summer soccer camps are just a start.

Get rid of Jozy Altidore

>>77092343
1) One of Pulisic's greatest strengths is his quickness, so he isn't helping your cause.
2) Pulisic is an anomaly in terms of the type of player we produce.

It's a numbers game. Which population groups produce elite-tier talent at the highest level? Let's put our money there. Right now, soccer is a well-off man's sport in America. That has gotten us nowhere. It's time to look at greener pastures.

>>77091524
Get an actual coach. Arena is garbage. Even with Klinsy we wouldn't barely beat a literallywho country 3-2.

>>77092566
t. Didn’t watch the last gold cup

>>77092639
t. Isn't watching the current gold cup

>>77092412
Pulisic isn't that good of an athlete you mong. Yeah he's quick but that's because he's in shape. We aren't going to do shit with paceniggers running around flopping and losing the ball, we already have too many of them.

>>77092167
This.

We have tons of athletic guys on >our roster. Our speed, stamina, and strength are elite.

What we don't have is nearly enough players with a fucking first touch.