AH
The crack of the bat.
The cheer of the crowd.
The smell of fresh cut grass.
The taste of a hot frank and a squiggle of 'tard.
Fellas, there's nothing like a clear July day spent celebrating America's pastime. Yeah, I'm talking 'bout baseball.
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DAAAAAAMN
Yeah that's right BUDDY
I drink BEER
I CUSS
I watch the BALL GAME
And there's nothing YOU DEMOCRATS can do about it!!!!!
FRIG OFF !!!
Too bad most of the crowds at baseball games
>don't take their seat by the 3rd inning
>leave in the 7th inning to "beat traffic"
>spend at least 2 innings between then buying concessions and waiting in line to take a piss
You're lucky if the average fan watches 1 inning of the actual game, and it's usually less exciting than what's between the innings like mascots racing or guns firing hotdogs to them.
>>77090608
Fuck off shill, that's not at all what happens.
>>77091023
but then you have the fans that bring a notebook and chart every pitch in the entire game
from the nosebleeds
>>77091023
This. All of this.