/oro/ - CONCACAF Gold Cup 2017 discussion thread

Meme Matches on a Meme Cup

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Our traditional first year CONCACAFeske Gold Cup collage, with all the meme magic of our zone

If we are missing something, just post it lads

I rate the memes of this cup

>>77088806
i didn't know there was a collage in the making, my bad

>zardass
>memeis

based bruce doubling down on the memes

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>>77088806
Maybe this'll fit

>>77088818
There is, I feel like it needs more canadian things as you have the memes of the cup for the moment

>>77088832
It fits as fuck. Thank you polandbro, there is a reason you are there

>>77088806
hazlo mas grande no seas ogt

>>77088676
>>77088676
It's real
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lluvia_de_Peces

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>>77088891
Forgot pic

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>>77088839
I know you already have a pic for this bit, but there's the guy's face in the second half that makes me kek

>>77088887
It's the first half-assed version. I'll make it bigger later along with the GuatemalANO

>>77088891
Fish raining is not a rare occurence. It got media coverage on a small city in my state because it happened a few years ago, due to a typhoon-like wind formation sucking fishes and dropping them in mountain regions.

>>77088828
Fuck no, these fucking shitters aren't even USL tier. Fuck off

>>77088913
I was thinking the same, but I lost the webm. Thanks

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Rocha?

when's the next game
>>77088957
>a fucking kiddie pool

>tfw living in best timeline where all the mlels faggots got BTFO when their meme picks were exposed by Panama and will be exposed later in the tournament - effectively proving Klinsmann right in mlels being a joke of a league
This has been a great cup so far. Now the next best thing is for every mlels player on the team to have their knees explode so that we can finally fulfill our potential by calling up the European club based players like Hyndman and Williams.

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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>>77088970
Dude you are worse than Fernando

>watching this mickey mouse cup
b-but why? i guess i'll keep the tab open, but don't really care what >our ninja turtles do

>>77088986
You're a spic in America. You're worse than a subhuman.

>>77088995
stop being tsun tun

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How much would you pay?

>>77088995
it's on
it's a comedy of errors
it might be irrelevant on the world stage but it's relevant to people with shit-tier NTs

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>>77088966
so?

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>>77089031
Do the rochas obtain their supernatural ass powers from the kiddie pools?
Are they some form of Kiddie Pool Nymphs?

>>77089031
you know remember elcolegiomundial or something like that. that shit was full of rochaposting and some memexicanas

stream for USA game?

>>77089031
Could I ask a rocha if I can creampie her for a green card? I'm std clean and uncircumcised so my dick is normal and not subhumany

>>77089021
Latin America needs more Islam

>>77089009
>>77089027
guess so, it's just been really to actually watch a game lately. would rather be shitting around than even have a window open for it.

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>>77089052
They are 3rd world sirens...

>>77089058
http://www.jokerstream.com/p/channel.html?ch=45

>>77089081
you might as well watch the espys

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>>77088765
>implying Burgerninogs have an "A" team

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>>77089062
they need more cocaine

How much would you pay

>>77088907
holy shit that's interesting

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>>77089060
post pic

>>77089104

all Im getting is a black screen

>>77089118
that's legit white michael jackson

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>>77089125
that's the only fish rain we have here in Poland

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>>77089101
Based nigger. Keep up the good work.

>>77089133
yeah. if you look closely you do have a couple white players though

OUR

CHILDREN

ARE

WATCHING

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>dios mio tu pene es grande y blanco

What do you do?

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>Canadian "banter"

>>77089158
t. Cleetus, while fucking his sister

>>77089177
YOU NOW REMEMBER LESOTHO

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>our children are watching is now meme

english stream?

>completely black team singing the french national anthem

>>77089198
>what is roja directa

>>77089154
>>77089212
kek

>>77088806
Ayy lmao those are my nachos from the game Saturday

>Memeis
>Zardass
>Agudelo
>No Dwyer
Arena is going senile. You don't have to prove how great MLS is by picking these shitters.

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1. Your cunt
2. Your cunt's version of rochas

>Guatemala
>Choleras

>>77089215
540p spic streams. I asked for an english stream. Next time, don't respond to me unless you give me the information I want, alright?

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reminder
mls is shit and the usmnt will get nowhere with players who play in the mls

>>77089233
1. Canada
2. Americans

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>>77089184
>tfw this is the son of /sp/

>>77089247
Sure, nigger. Watch your 360p stream with thousands of overlays, since all you americans like are black dicks and ads.

hate morris so much

>>77089223
Everything gets in

I wonder how many anons get what's up with the Nicaragua flag and the chicken

>>77089252
it can be a combination retard

>>77089228

He's treating this tournament as an audition for who gets to make the bench for the world cup squad

https://strawpoll.com/b7s5zb28

>zardas looking good so far.

>memeis already fucking up
Jesus christ fuck off.

I was watching 2010 & 2014 World Cup highlights this morning. That's USMNT had heart and fight

>this squad

We're not getting out of group rounds in Russia huh?

>>77089258
ITS TAPE

>>77089318
Beyond Dwyer is a steep drop off in quality. I would only take Dwyer and Lleget to play behind Dempsey and Wood as depth and tell everyone else to fuck off.

>>77089334
Me, top right

>>77089330
Our d team though

>>77089311
shut up fag

>>77089330

>implying even half this squad is gonna make our final 23 for the WC

>>77089330
can we stop with this shit? off fucking year mean anything to you fucker?

>>77089330
>That's USMNT had heart and fight
It just lacked a team.

>>77089318
Do you honestly think those faggots who can't even score consistently in mls deserve to be in the world cup squad?

>>77089252
>nearly all of our best players have been MLS players at some point or another

keep flaunting your uneducated opinions

>>77089381
you're the most insufferable shitter ever, you post the same edgy bullshit that isn't even right in every american soccer thread, keep jerking off to European leagues while the big boys laugh at you

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rofl

>>77089387
>Pulisic
>Brooks
>Johnson
>Cameron
>Dempsey (played in the Prem longer than in MLS)
Hahahaha, how can you faggots be this delusional?

>>77089381
you'd give a turd a World cup spot if it trained in yurope. fuck off

>the state of this """"""offense""""""

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>>77089345
If only there was someone as good as Dwyer in the player pool that wasn't being overlooked...

big play here

>>77089404
Nigger, you're absolutely retarded if you actually think shitters who can't even score consistently (a.k.a 15+ goals) in a league where defending is a joke (MLS) deserved to be called up to the national team. Where did these numale post-2014 USA fags like you come from anyway?

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>>77089431
>Minisoda
Anon I......

that should be a yellow

>memeis

>>77089404
But he's right. Memeis has 2 fucking goals in like half the season so far. Zardass has no first touch. Agudelo is a lazy nigger. You want these losers on the team just to spite euroboos? What the fuck is wrong with you people?

>>77089448
if you're legitimately asking, probably after the world cup

>>77089419
>names two German poached players
>names best american youth player ever
>names a defender who started in MLS
>names Dempsey who hasn't really dropped off in NT production since joining MLS


yeah big list you got there, but hey, if they play in Europe it must mean they're automatically better than someone who players here? It doesn't matter if they're not playing or they're in a shit euro league we should ignore our own league and hope euro teams make us a good national team

MORRIS OFF

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77089448
>Look mom I said nigger!

get a grip kid, if there were better options in Europe bruce would call them, stop blindly repeating the same argument every single thread

>>77089475
I'm asking where because before 2014, like in the South Africa world cup, most of the USA fanbase would have loved to have any European club players in the national team but now these delusional My little sawker shills have somehow taken over and now it's seen as a positive to call up horrible MLelS shitters who aren't even good in MLelS.

That's a yellow tbqh. No ball, studs up

>>77089252
>>77089419
you're overlooking the value of having guys who don't have to travel halfway across the world to play qualifiers
not only does it tire them out, often big clubs will encourage them not to go at all
having a competent, internationally experienced, domestic 2nd string is a really good idea, even if none of them ever start in world cups

>>77089504
most of the 2010 and 2014 World Cup squad were MLS players, retard

>>77089502
>d-don't say nigger
Unironically go back to redddit.

>>77089515
t. retard

Chicanos who we rooting for?

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Is USA the most cancerous PerroCacaf nation (including chicanos of course)

>>77089480
>if they play in Europe it must mean they're automatically better than someone who players here?
If they're playing in a top 4 league it absolutely does, you retarded nigger. You cannot compare My little sawker's abhorrent low quality and lack of pressure to the high stakes of the top 4 european leagues.

>this passing

>>77089546
>i dont shit on the USA

You have to go back

>>77089533
I've been here longer than you, but keep acting like your a cool 4chan kid that impresses people on the Internet by spouting shitty opinions and edgy curse words, you hate a sports league so much it literally makes you dumber about the sport, SAD!

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>>77089546
jsajajajajajaja

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>martinique has a nt

didnt know that

>>77089576
its not even affiliated with FIFA

>>77089544
do you really need to ask? you must know much about Chicanos then.

>>77089556
how many players in top 4 leagues do we have to call up? all the viable ones are already part of the first squad. You idiots keep shitting on MLS and wanting more euro based players but where are they? You anti-mls tards literally can never answer that question

>>77089564
You brought this on yourself m8
Every USA gamethread devolves into an MLS and anti-MLS shitfest

>>77089546
>you will never cum on the tips of her toes while she wears those heels

>>77089522
The 2010 squad was majority European-based you idiot.

when will the hoofball era end

>>77089584
makes sense after watching 5 mins of it

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>>77089597
Take that trip off you disgusting human bean

>delay because the keeper misses the ball completely and falls on his ass

>>77089565
>I've been here longer
>so I'll bitch about words like nigger that's been in popular use here since at least the Chanology days
This is how I can tell you're a faggot nigger newfag. N-I-G-G-E-R

>>77089330

this no hart team dservd to be beat in to apope t.hey mock or flag an embaras hole county sinse they dnot evn try. while they were curling up to theyr family there were 12 of us resquing jr olimpylcs form iran, they had hostage for 10- million dollors, but we went over and saved them,we killed 78 badguys holding our kids. what skould have been a fun gloriuse time lasted 1 nignt, the med, avac, took them to the ship the cia had other plans for us our helo got shot down, we were in a 2 day firefight, [both pilots were blown apart] we-6 green berrtes 6 navy seals 3 cia tackteckle were taken and beaten everynight for 14 nights,sorry if you don't find it so funny,unfortenetly that's the last time I volindetered for a black opt mission,thank god Reagan was in the presedent office and he gpt the britts SAS TO RESQUE US, WHAEN I CAME TOO I WOKE IN A HOSPITOL IN NJ,ALONG WITH GEN JACK KANE, -4 STAR GEN, yours truly gunny srt, 1stf class johndadmphiersr, calss a sniper-class a hand to hand combat,

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>>77089615
No

>>77089628
you're a loser irl breh

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>Zardes

>zapdos and the meme white diabetic altidore are still on
Fuck off you useless faggots.

>>77089591
kek, keep them here

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Post Latinas

kek zardes is such shit

>>77089657

altidor bset on team. only 1 worht adamn

>>77089660
>dat ass

I came

I hope they score at least one goal

>>77089682
Me too

>>77089682
RARE

>>77089682
I hope so as well so that these mlels faggots can stay btfo and start making excuses about muh B/C/D/E/F/G teams.

>dropping the ball on a throw in

>30 minutes in and only 1 (one) shot on target
Nuke this team already.

are these amateur players? or is this their main job?

>>77089702
>hating your own domestic league so much you hope the national team gets scored on

this is why people like you infuriate actual american soccer fans, you make us all seem like insecure faggots, you don't see any other major nation act like such faggots about their own league

>>77089702
but it literally is that you fucking dunce

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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Are the anti-mlsfag, the falseflag chicano and I the only USA flags ITT?

>>77089682
El MartiniquiANO. I like your flag, is based

I will never understand why commentators and MLS fans fellate Morris and still call him a prospect. He's 2fucking3 and is mediocre as fuck, can't even shoot with his weak foot and goes full Altidore in front of goal - in other words he can't score.

>>77089737
nobody outside of seattle fans suck morris' dick, stop making up lies because you hate a sports league, MLS fans aren't the ones asking for Zardas and Morris to be called up

>>77089722
>actual american soccer fans
t. American outlels

>>77089682

You're alright, Snake Scotland.

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>>77089765
It's Snake Quebec m8

>>77089764
No, somebody that actually goes to games that aren't national games and wants to see the game grow at all levels not just the national team levels, one day you'll realize growing your domestic league goes hand in hand with having a better NT, but keep sipping your dumb dumb juice until then

Could our C squad even qualify in Oceiana qualifiers?

>>77089722
>infuriate actual american soccer fans
It's the US Men's national team, not the US My Little Sawker team. Kys. Do you think Belgium, Brazil, Argentina fans bitch about their teams not being majority domestic players?

For me, it's Zardes

*taps the ball right at you gently*

>>77089729
I'm here. But only cuz I've got nothing better to do.

>>77089789
>teams whos players leave for other leagues choke in the world cup and have won how many in the last 20 years combined?

thanks for proving my point

For me, it's Costa

>>77089780
>one day you'll realize growing your domestic league goes hand in hand with having a better NT
I'm sure one day you'll realize that it's retarded to try to compete with the top european leagues or even discover that there are good national teams with top players in foreign leagues right now.

>>77089737
23 for prospect is young, we have 25 yo prospects in Ekstraklasa

This is quite possibly the worst US team I have seen in the last decade

Fuck this Zardshit

Almost scored damn

>>77089823
That's not young at all. 18 up to 20 is the age bracket for a prospect.

TROLLPOST

>hoof the ball to nobody(again)
>martinique immediately counters into the best shot on goal all game

Now that we've shown how bad we are can the cameraman start focusing on the hotties?

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>>77089722
>this is why people like you infuriate actual american soccer fans
Wow, I can just imagine your numale cuck beard making me shake in my boots....

I wonder how did French Guiana, Martinique and Curaçao get to the tournament over the usual suspects of Cuba, Trinidad and Haiti.

Good memes tho

>Start your fringe MLS players to find out who can fill out the last few roster spots

>retards go full insecure we're terrible mode

you guys are the most reactionary idiot sports fans ever

>>77089819
you're gonna feel really dumb in a few years when top level players are coming to MLS and its widely regarded as an upper level league

keep shilling that MLS isn't growing and getting better though, I'll take it from someone who so clearly hates a league without educating himself about it to tell me whats possible

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>>77089660
Jeniffer Lopez es mas chicana que la mierda....mira estos ogetes papa

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>>77089839
Tell that to my countrymen.

>>77089831

We're fucking awful m8

Martinique has a population of >400k and their entire country is the size of a golf course

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Leehigh is doing well

>My little sawker faggots will erase this game from their memory and still insist on calling up these shitters for Russia.

damn

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What part of Snake Island are you from lads?
For me it's Boa Bay

>areola

It's over lads. Awful team.
2013 Gold Cup team was the GOAT. Great memeories

>>77089860
>you're gonna feel really dumb in a few years when top level players are coming to MLS and its widely regarded as an upper level league
This is above shilling autism because at least regular shilling involves trying to sell a shit product as is and not blow smoke up my ass.

>>77089857
>t. unsocialized outcast who dresses like hes in middleschool

>>77089875
yeah look at all the MLS fans in this thread begging for these guys to be called up, you idiots are the only ones saying retarded things and making up fake enemies

>>77089893
>For years I thought that flag was the one from French Guyana
My encyclopaedia tricked me

>>77089868
Kopczynski to Sampdoria when

CANT EVEN WIN A HEADER

FUCK OFF ALREADY, MORRIS

>>77089893
no step on snek

G-guys I have no friends who will go to Russia with me in 2018. My only option is to tag along with the Outlaws

How fucked will I be?

>>77089893
Chuckled

>>77089898
you don't have an actual argument tho kiddo, tell me how I'm wrong, tell me exactly why MLS isn't going to grow and get better and compete with other high level leagues

Nobody is saying MLS is world class, but for some reason you have to be a typical american crybaby who can't handle not having everything handed to him, just because you're an impatient faggot doesn't mean you know shit about the sport in this country

>this passing

just shoot everybody

>>77089945
"pls take the ball"

>>77089945

They'll all get sent home after the group stage IF we get through

>>77089936
>tell me how I'm wrong
You're a delusional shill overestimating the growth of your meme garbage league that is irrelevant in American sports media and in viewership figures. Talking about the future means fuck all because the present is what matters.

>>77089893
Anaconda Acres for me la

>>77089931
It'll probably be a fun time. Just don't sperg out and go full /pol/
I could only dream of one day going to a WC to see my country, and even if God grants me that wish, it's highly doubtful that even 100 other Guatemalans go.

>>77089858

Have a look at the 2017 Caribbean Cup, some pretty surprising results like Curaçao beating Jamaica and Martinique beating T&T

Fire Arena tbqh

>MLS Allstars getting outplayed by a bunch of fishermen and construction workers

this team is a fucking joke.

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>>77089893
reptilian satanic country confirmed

guzan the only good player on atm

Can Lichaj play LB?

Defense would be much better with
Lichaj Cameron Brooks Yedlin

>Zarshit
>Memeis
>Arianus
>Agudingas

Just why?

Zardass

>>77089936
>tell me exactly why MLS isn't going to grow and get better and compete with other high level league
You tell us, you stupid nigger. You're the one making the claim that MLS is going to be a Premier league tier league. Meanwhile, I get to watch first hand these MLS players be outplayed by fucking french nigger amateurs.

>>77089964
You realize even low on the sports totem pole in America MLS could financially compete with virtually all leagues outside of 2-3 in the world? MLS is 7th in world attendance, teams spend more money every year, attendances rise every year, there's cities lining up with billionaires ready for teams and modern stadiums.

again, explain to me how MLS isn't going to grow?

And that last bit is the most retarded shit ever, the future absolutely matters, if you blow your load early and fuck up it ruins you, its better to calmly build for the future rather than overspend your way to a false high, look at fucking china

the US is not winning a world cup in the present so thats literally the stupidest argument ever, you wouldn't care if we never got better as long as all of our players were in England or Germany

take a seat for a few years and come back to try again later

>>77090005
Acosta has been alright.

Zardes game is literally just cutting inside and taking a shot right into a helping defender or the goalie.

He sucks tbqh. With his long legs he should have been able to get his foot on that cross

clearly zardes is blind or has a line of sight of 3 ft

>>77089999
Checked and keked

Can't even score against a meme team.
Get your shit together Martinique!

Meme US squad

>>77090024
keep ignoring the billionaires buying teams in new cities and better players coming every year

>>77089999

Fookin checked

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>misses the ball completely

fucking kill yourself, zardes

>Doyle is busy damage controlling for the train wreck of this team rather than watching the game
Sad!

>>77090043
Bonjour cava?

>>77089893
Viper Village reporting

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>>77089980
You have to go back

>>77090057
>I have no argument so I'll result to Doyle-posting

every time

I'll take it as a win if it ends in a draw

>>77090069
Yeah that. Don't do that and you'll have a good time

KLINSMANN OUT
>KLINSMANN OUT
KLINSMANN OUT
>KLINSMANN OUT

>>77090026
>muh stadium figures
When you sell tickets on the cheap, anyone can rack up 20k on average. Plus, lots of people don't even show up to these games kek
>explain to me how MLS isn't going to grow?
Explain to all of us how your kike-ran closed league is going to become a world class league using data and not delusions or wishful thinking.

>>77090069
frogposter pls, get back to the mls v. antimls shitpostin'

>>77090074
I just got to this thread though and first thing I see is you retards damage controlling hard.

How do MLS fans defend this?

>>77089893
For me it's Cobra City

is my boy /Langil/ playing

>>77089893
I see you were named after St. Lucia. [The snakes are 'L's'

>chuck blazer kills himself before going to prison

Chuck "Santa Claus of Robbery" Blazer is dead. Press F to pay respects

>>77090116
start another thread and take your autism there. no one wants to see your bitch whining

>>77090116
I legitimately want to know what mystical supply of non-mls players you expect us to call up.
This is literally all we have at their positions, quit using the mls as a scapegoat, we're just mediocre

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>>77090101
>>77090069

>ok

>>77090099
baseball game tickets and nba tickets go lower than MLS tickets so you're wrong there, what about Atlanta averaging 40k a game? or Seattle? What about 30k+ for a 2nd division team? arguing that tickets are cheap and thats why we have good attendance compared to most of the world is dumb

2. Because billionaires who can invest in their team for the long run and grow their fanbase while slowly bringing in a higher quality of players, Billionaires buying new teams and spending more on transfers all the time isn't "wishful thinking" its the fact of whats actually happening in the league


again, you hate a sports league so much you're blinded to the actual realities and use lies and edgy words as a crutch to pretend that you're not getting completely blown out on the subject

>>77090058
Oui merci.
My cousin lived in Martinique for like three years so I consider myself a lifelong fan.

>>77090075
lmao. nice flag.

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>>77090075
SNEK!

>>77090150
No
>>77090152
I am not saying we are good, just MLS and their players are not good

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Yesterday i fell asleep during the Honduras game.

Please dont let it happen again.

I feel Copa Oro is cuckin me from my video game playing time. Can we fast forwar to this years final Canada vs Mexico. Fuckkkk

>>77090155
>muh billionaires
Your league has a salary cap, you absolute mong kek. And again, no one gives two fucking shits about stadium figures when the real money (as in every fucking sports league in the world) is in the viewership figures where sponsors can throw big wads of cash. The Chinese league is throwing around hundreds of millions in money and all they can attract are washed up players because every player wants to play in a top European league for the prestige.
>getting completely blown out
You shilling this hard for a mediocre league when all of us hear are seeing your favorite faggots get BTFO by island frogs is getting completely blown out.

>>77090177
>>/tg/54292081
>>/tg/54291970
>>/tg/54291739
>>/tg/54291147
Is that you?

are americans really eating while watching sports or is it just a meme?

>bud light is tasted by brewmasters

pffffffffffffffttttt

>>77090203
>>77090177
fugg
>>>/tg/54292081
>>>/tg/54291970
>>>/tg/54291739
>>>/tg/54291147

>>77090200
It's OUR league you literal faggot, you're a fucking american aren't you? Do you not know what a designated player is? I bet you think the Salary cap has been the same since 1996. Which of these players have I been arguing for?

more lies and namecalling, come back when you actually have an argument that takes more than a highschool freshman to formulate

>>77090200
>"your league"
>that flag
Have you no shame?

>>77090225
>>>
> Guatemala !!e4JjyRziNP4 07/12/17(Wed)19:06:57 No.77090225 ▶
>>>77090203
>>>77090177
>fugg
>>>>/tg/54292081
>>>>/tg/54291970
>>>>/tg/54291739
>>>>/tg/54291147

>degenerate

>>77090237
>>77090243
It's the NASL shitposter. Even I know that and I barely go to /mls/. Pls ignore him so we can have a nice thread

This game is so boring

>>77090237
>>77090243
no one wants to watch mls, Doyle. Literally no one.

https://worldsoccertalk.com/2017/04/06/mls-tv-ratings-8-percent-compared-last-season/

>>77090148
>>77090148
he will be fine

>>77090258
can't disagree with you there chico

>Arena plans of them getting worn out

hahahahahahaha, we're doomed

TROLLBAR

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>>77088806
Rate the half time Collage update anons

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP, IT WAS ON A SILVER FUCKING PLATTER

>>77090225
VOS DICEME COMO SE SIENTE MIRA OTRAS SELECIONES JUGAR.

Guatemala bro stay cucked.

>Inb4 soy americano le voy al equipo gringo.

AYY LMAO
Snekman goalie is a /bigballer/
>>77090250
Nigga I'm not the one who claims to find sneks attractive

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>>77090237
>>77090243
Don't ever associate me with your faggot league of obnoxious liberal scum and low quality players.

>>77090259
and no one wants to hear a faggot cuckboy cry because he doesn't like his domestic league

>zardes falls on his ass the second he gets the ball'

like clockwork

>>77090291
Pretty sure a lot of americas don't like mls or even know it exists, doyle. you're really not helping.

>>77090294

This is a fucking joke

>>77090288
>muh liberals

I get it, you're just a retarded /pol/ poster

>Morris

BASED SNEK KEEPER

Guzan LITERALLY carrying this dumpsterfire on his back

>>77090277
You should put in some of the anti-MLS shitposting

morris aint got no neck

>>77090259
B-B-BUT MUH WORLD CLASS LEAGUE.

Wish Martinique would just score already

Seriously lads what is happening

Lads, how worried should we be?

how much do you think we could sell morris and zardes for?

$2.50?

>>77090323
I remember when Guzan was one of the worst players on the NT. Now he's the best. Top kek

>Arreola

>>77090305
>>77090333

for arguing how much people don't care about MLS you guys sure do whine a lot about it

What a fucking meme goal

>>77090326
>anti-MLS shitposting
It ain't shitposting when Im watching the game. Right now. and see this shit.

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USAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSAUSA

>>77090345
About $3.50

>>77090341
we need a meme coach worth a damn
a second string coach

Guys should not even be celebrating desu fampai

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>MLS-tier defender scores

anti-mls shills blown out yet again

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shit

Been noticing this pattern of shit first halves, BASED meme second halves

Don't even feel like celebrating that

>>77090345
At least Zardes runs his ass off to get back on defense. Morris should be deported though

>>77090355
Reread what you just typed. Also, I will whine because we're hampering our national team by picking trash from a trash league and pretending it's okay.

horrible goal

>omar "Gonzalez"

Nice national team you guys have here.

Morris is so so fucking awful

>>77090383
we're looking for bench players right now, why are you acting like such an insufferable bitch about it?

>>77090376
You mean based Liga mx players carry the shitpile that is the U.S mlels national team silly gringo putito.

>>77090383
stfu

this is embarrassing for US

>>77090321
Shut the fuck up you fucking faggot, Morris is literally one of the most talented players in the league and a future star for US Soccer and has done so well playing for us last season in his first rookie season. I bet you're an assblasted LA Cucklaxy loser still made that Jordan fucked you hard at home. Keep talking shit about our better teams and players we all know you retards hate us hur durrr Sheattle amiright???? XD lol liberals eyueueyuheueueuejehe dont you see how fucking stupid and hateful you look? You dont because you're so far up your jealous ass about us and our deserved Cup win. Hahahahaha taste the tears bitch and fuck off and no I dont give a shit about you racist ignorant stupid fucks making fun of my awesome progressive (yes, progressive! Triggered Drumpfkin?) City. Fuck off

>morris passes to nobody again

>>77090402
>Liga MX
>Based

pick none

>>77090376

>MLS defender bails out ineffective front 3 all from MLS

MLS fans are literally mental ill

>>77090402
>you literally bought him from an MLS team

kek
KEK
K E K

>>77090407
Is this pasta?

>>77090407
kek
KEK
I know this is pasta but to think there are retards who rated the white Altidore.

did that ball just get punted then return to the same position

>>77090415
you're literally, LITERALLY autistic.

No one's been even average, but we now know why Eric Lichaj hasn't been called up in a while
He's fucking dreadful

>>77090416
Yep, and we improved him. Also, ustedes jotos can't even pick a better LB than fucking Villafana? Kek no wonder you're getting memed on by an island team while based Mexico strolls this cup with a weak lineup.

At least our GK might find a club before the end if the cup

>>77090416
Not only that
They bought him when his stock was the worst it ever was

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>>77090444

>>77090444
Just fucking shut up man. We are shit. They are shit. I'm not going to fight about who is the shiniest turd

I'm starting to think that My little sawker fags are as delusional as the Mexico fans when it comes to ABCDEFG teams. You can pick any all MLS lineup, watch them get BTFO by some dude weeds islanders and they will still cry muh delta omega team.

>>77090444
>wouldn't have made the world cup if it wasn't for our pity goal

you should be thanking us for letting you live here and keeping your national team from imploding

>>77090450
Not sure any club will care that someone was able to stop this clown team of MLS/Liga MX losers.

RIP in peace Chuck "Rat" Blazer

A) Arena is clearly just using this tourney to see who he's benching for the cup, any criticism is hardly valid
B) I'm just glad fucking Bradley isn't on the field
C) Say whay you will about Zardes, the kid has fucking potential
D) Is Tim Howard dead?

>>77090450
Does your island celebrate that ass-kicking you gave Canada 4 years ago?

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>>77090455

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>Zardes has potential

>>77090464
are you fucking blind? read the teamsheet my dude

>>77090450
snek

>>77090471
Tim Howard is like 45 years old anon, he's not coming back

>>77090471
>C) Say whay you will about Zardes, the kid has fucking potential
He's 25

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>>77090471
I'm pretty sure Howard retired from the NT... if not then this meme cup is probably beneath him anyway

SUB OFF MORRIS, GOD DAMMIT