/heem/: shogun edition

this is a imposter

Why don't you have McGregor vs Mayweather on the fight date?

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CONAIR GOAT HYPE MAN

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Dana White is your boss, and he ain't wearing a suit.

Rich people don't gotta wear suits

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>>77088558
Because I'm not a casual and it's not a fight

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Mayweather got verbally heemed today.

>>77088571

this

only new rich are the ones who gotta flaunt their wealth

>>77088571
Are you also the Woodleyfag?

As fun as the conference was, there were none of the quotable lines Conro generally has. Usually he has something, but I guess there was no back and forth in these conferences for him to do that

>>77088571

That just means they got shit taste lad

>>77088581
Sounds like you're a bitch though

will there be a media scrum like yesterday?

>>77088588
You're an eejit

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How does he do it?

>Shotgun Rua

>>77088614
he kissed the blarney stone

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>Wearing the BTFO suit today
Deja vu

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>>77088591
When he said "Showtime, you're the nigger in the woodpile!"

I thought that was pretty quotable.

>>77088612
*egypt

>>77088614
just poured all his stat points into a left hand and meme magic

>>77088614
Rehearsed lines

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>>77088636
m-make it stop! Schaub just can't stop winning!

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Meanwhile....

>>77088645
I'm gonna buy an Irish flag and use it to wipe all my shobs with.

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>>77088658
50-0
Tapout King is going to get destroyed

>>77088614
Hard work.

>>77088666
you're going to have to out do 50ft bonfires to even register my man

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>One thing is for sure the fucking fans can't fight for you
Conor absolutely BTFO

>>77088666
Enjoy your Chinese diseases.

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>>77088677

>>77088685
>>77088690
The IRA is your boss

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>>77088702

>>77088581
>>77088527
>making this thread as if every post isn't going to be about mayweather, conor, and schaub

i know you've had threads deleted if not been banned for making them early, why do you do it? lol

imagine if conor actually DOES outawkward him...

>>77088702
Literally nothing to do with Floyd besides skin color

Damn not even an mma fan but that Brendan Schaub character knows his shit. He carried that analyst team tonight.

>>77088689

That's not even good batnz lad stop.

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When is his interview with Floyd?

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>>77088710
The Irish River Association?

>>77088729
He said that in Conor's face and you're a gigantic faggot for being American and saying lad

>>77088728
$0.00 deposited into your paypal account

>>77088717
for some reason its extremely important for him, autism is my best guess

>>77088702

david lemieux is P4P the sexiest boxer

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>>77088689
My hands are twice the size of Floyds body

>>77088744
Not sure what you mean my man, I'm just new to all this and that Schaub guy is a beast 100%. He killed it tonight.

>Take Floyd's bag
>Say there's only 5 grand in it
>Don't throw it into the crowd because it's still a lot of money to you

Nothing more cringe than watching people brag about money.

>>77088755
A potato famine almost wiped your people out Ireland is cotton soft

>>77088677
>...h..he just needs to land one good shot...
t. fenian

>>77088591
>"Do what you're told, Bitch!"

Showtime you're a little bitch too.

When Floyd told him to bet his check he got shook

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>>77088767

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>>77088759
Welcome. Just a heads up. The person you're referring to is actually called Brandon Slob. No worries. Good to have you on board.

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I'm not the same fighter I was 20 years ago, I'm not the same fighter I was 10 years ago, I'm not the same fighter I was 5 years ago, heck I'm not the same fighter I was 2 years ago but I could still beat you whiteboi

>>77088752
He would be second if not for that fucking iced gem haircut.
First would be Josh Kelly.

>>77088591

>I am Money
>You owe money

>>77088790
Thanks for the welcome bro, but I'm talking about that stud who just gadooshed all the h8rs tonight. I looked it up, his name is Brendan Schaub. He seems like a real success story.

Conor finna tiptoeing, flexing, wearing shoes with lifts and tight suits to show off how much bigger he is when they finna be the same size

>>77088805
If you measure success in terms of sustained massive brain injury then Brandon is top tier.

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>>77088805
Glad you're new to the sport, here are some highlights I cooked up for you

Reminder that the bag grab was fake. If there was personal tax info in that bag Floyd's goons would have tackled him.

Brendan Shcuab is a pretty good analyst!

>>77088654
How does "ruining what could have been a good time for all" constitute winning?

>>77088843
yeah

>>77088840
The only one who thinks this this event has been "ruined" are people like you never satisfied in the first place. I sincerely hope you get your depression sorted out.

https://youtu.be/RRT1VUsmCGM

Conor says Lorenzo got the deal done. He also mentions that he consider Schaub the only analyst to be calling this fight right.

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>>77088843
>checks flag

ooooh boy

>>77088740

You need to go back to plebbit lad

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Joanne Calderwood is a +220 underdog, she is a world class muay thai fighter going up against a cheesecake factory employee, free money for anyone who wants it

>>77088852
very concerning

>>77088653
A few, maybe, but I think Conor was legit pissed off and just started talking. Good shit.

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HARDOOOSH!!!

>>77088866
She got subbed by Jessica Andrade who isn't exactly a technical striker

>>77088866

The only thing Calderwood is world class at is having a fucking whinge at literally everything.

that presser was a blast

imagine being a shill and unable to enjoy this spectacle

>>77088843
>literally descendants of prisoners

Look in the mirror

>>77088884
Joanne Calderwood is the current ISKA World Flyweight Champion, IKF European Flyweight Champion, the WKL European Flyweight Champion and the WBC UK Bantamweight Champion and is ranked #2 in the world by the World Professional Muaythai Federation.

That presser was a blast. So proud of Schaub's success. Imagine being a h8r and being unable to enjoy it.

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are there only brown people in toronto?

>>77088883
I'm not that guy but I'de like to point out Andrade is freakishly stong for her size and is easily one of the 2 strongest women in her weight class (the other being clawja)

>>77088886
Its sad how faggy boxing and MMA "purists" try so hard not to enjoy this and think by not liking it it makes them more cool and respectable.

>>77088888

shit quints

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>>77088861
I bet you say it in real life also and sound even more autistic than normal

>>77088902
Thats a fucking fantastic pic. Looks like something from a Scorsese movie

>>77088902
is floyd wearing lifted shoes?

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>>77088883
Demian Maia isn't exactly a technical striker either, not that I'm comparing the two.

Calvillo is a better grappler than Andrade, though, and I except her to take the fight to the ground and get the choke relatively easily.

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>>77088899
Imagine only being able to enjoy a thing because a brain-damaged ex-UFC journeyman is involved with it.

Imagine.

SHOUT OUT TO ALL THE STRIPPER BITCHES IN THIS THREAD

>>77088902

Good thing all those people got it on their phones otherwise no one will know what happened that day.

>>77088903
That's irrelevant. Calderwood isn't free money, she could win, but it'll be a tough battle against someone who is very good on the mats and trains at a good gym.

>>77088902

>Floyd literally wearing platform shoes

When will they learn?

>>77088925
H8r tears are like icing on the cake.

>>77088866
#1 voice in the strawweight division

>>77088904
Some people outgrew WWE a long time ago, you should too.

>>77088902
man I hate people enjoying things

>>77088883
She got subbed by Andrade because Andrade has roid-enhanced takedowns.

Calvillo has yet to take anyone down. For sure hedge with Calvillo by sub, but Calderwood is paying my rent this month.

>>77088904
yup

treat it like what it is, a spectacle

today was wonderful entertainment, exceeded expectations

>>77088902
me on the bottom right

>>77088923
They're Nike Air Max 90's

>>77088916

Conor's speech was basically Wolf of Wall Street. Right down to the "I'm not fucking leaving".

>>77088902
>Those lifts on Conor make him barely taller than Floyd

Oh fuck, who is the real manlet now?

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>>77088902
really can't make this up.

>>77088937
>Strong enough to lift women bigger than her over her head
>Irrelevant

please tell me your definition of irrelevant, because it doesnt seem like the one I'm familiar with

>>77088942
Imagine being so obsessed with a flaming homosexual raising a bastard child sired by another man that you refuse to let any conversation exist without constantly bringing him up.

>>77088942
I admire how tirelessly you work to steer conversation to the CTE expert, if you were getting any sort of compensation for it I'd be even more impressed.

>>77088955
>Australia re-enforcing the bet

Well now we know Calvillo is gonna win for sure.

>>77088902

thanks for the wallpaper

guys.. what if conor wins?

joanna jedrzejczyk is the ugliest fighter in history

>>77088948
the ufc is based off of WWE antics

>>77088902
Seriously, how tall are these guys?

>>77088980
>>77088981
Delicious tears. H8rs in shambles again!

>>77089020
Imagine being unable to conceive of any criticism of yourself or your CTE-riddled future murder-suicide perpetrator idol as anything other than jealousy.

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>>77089017
Schaub is 6'4" for reference.

>>77089000
then I'm fucking your wife

>>77089043
holy shit how can anyone like these faggots

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>>77089017
Schaub is 6'4"

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>>77089020
still waiting for a real argument

>>77088948
Except this is two actual athletes, who earned their positions at the top of their respective sports through genuine competition, hyping what may well be the largest combat sports event in history. Mindlessly declaring this to be nothing more than "WWE" shows a profound lack of perspective.

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is this what success looks like?

>conor stood up schwab for the post presser interview

I can taste the tears

>>77089040
The rage and cheetoh dust is seeping through your post. Absolute shambles

>>77089056
It's arguably the greatest boxer of all time facing someone who has never boxed professionally.

It's a farce.

>>77089076
Imagine hating a delicious snack so much that you ascribe all evil to those who eat it.

>>77089055
You are a neophyte. Why do you think anyone has any obligation to educate you when you could watch any of Schaub's numerous CIRTICALLY ACCLAIMED breakdowns on this fight? Do the research if your email interested. Get enlightened.
https://youtu.be/2do5gwevlwU
https://youtu.be/_GNGZuIGv-M

>>77089059
I think they are just trying to touch him. I think he's just almost like a mythical human at this point. You know everybody likes to use that once in a lifetime, he's not a once in a lifetime, he's a once ever.

>>77089099
Exactly what are the angles that Conor is going to use on Floyd given his total lack of lateral movement in the octagon?

Cant wait to see the state of cynthia posters when jojo ends the can crushing meme.

>>77089059
This is the first time I've ever seen Drake in a picture and he wasn't the goofier looking one.

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H8rs are LITERALLY finished!

>>77088902
Look how tiny Floyd's feet are, looks like he's wearing heel lifts too

>>77089099
I've already watched the one with Jeffries and Holmes and they thoroughly dissagree with him, so they certainly aren't giving "acclaim" to his argument. I havent watched the Robin Black one though, but frankly I'm not interested because I dont care for his on-camera persona.

also, what is "email interested"?

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>>77089090
>Imagine hating a delicious snack so much that you ascribe all evil to those who eat it.

Seek help my dude, 100% You are out awkwarding everyone in this thread.

>>77089141
>>77089059
Careful posting pictures of SUCCESS! H8rs are riled up with jealousy after watching Schaub kill it again tonight!

>>77089145
Watch it again you missed some of the angles. You need to watch it, not just listen to it in the background.

>>77089059
Why do A-list celebrities purse their lips like they're sucking dick?

>>77089141
>>77089155
Can confirm! I'm a h8er and I'm literally seething rn!!!

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>>77089155
Bless brother. Its been a phenomenal past couple days

>>77089176
Schaubs not pursing his lips

>>77089187

What is this expression trying to convey?

>>77089187
Who's that desperate dingleberry on the left? I see him all the time in photos standing next to successful people.

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>>77089173
>You missed some of the angles

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>>77089197
Disdain for h8rs

>>77089056
>>77089056
My perspective is someone who is 0-0 in boxing is going against the best boxer of this generation and dummies like you are actually pretending like it's going to be a competitive fight.

If I wanted to watch two people scream words in each other's face and brag about money I'd go to my local pub near the college campus on a Friday night.

Who here loves brendan schaub but hates coral springs? im a huge schaub fan and hate to see this autist desecrating his good name on here

>>77089214
I love Schaub and Springsbro.

>>77088925
38%?

>>77089207
Fuck man I'm really starting to think schaub posts here occasionally. His references to cheeto dust and related technology is weird.

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They are pretty clearly both where raised-heel shoes. I think they ere each hoping to look taller than the other, but since they used the same idea, they ended up just having the same height difference they would if they weren't wearing shoes

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>I know you Pauli, you're a great boxer...and uh you the MMA guy, you uh I've seen your highlights

>>77089241
See >>77088810

Pretty cringe watching Conor trying to make himself look as big as possible when they're up close lol

>>77089244
Schaub could strangle them both in a minute.

>>77089244
lol

>>77089229
the joke is that he constantly says "For sure man, 100%"

>>77089257
You'll do notin!

>>77089046
they're fun?

>>77089244
Schaub could hold him on the ground and put his dick in his mouth, just because he can

>>77089257
I think conor is actually a little taller than him. Maybe 2 inches.

people trying to knock down schaub are only embarrassing themselves at this point, he's fucking sitting down with floyd mayweather the #1 ranked boxer in the world and comedian of the year bill burr

yeah this thread is ruined

ill be back for the next one

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>>77089290
Schaub knows all about being held down

>>77089290
Floyd is lucky Schaub is such a nice guy.

>>77089304
You'll do fookin notin!

>>77089295
He's an inch taller at the most

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>>77089201
Phil Rogan, Joe's cousin.

>>77089304
Can't handle the angles my man?
>>77089309
He could hold you down too.

>>77089299
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UlsgJQ512c

Who destroyed Kristine more Bill or Lavar?

>>77089201
Some guy called "Brendan Allen".
I know, I'd never heard of him either.

Let's talk about why Gunny went from -300 to -200 against Ponzinibbio

>>77089360
Luca Firy just posted a bet on ponzi. He moves lines.

>>77089385
He's a faggot

>>77089187
Brain Calvin. I think he's some sort of bisexual drama/theater nerd.

>>77089360
Ponzinibbio is legit

>>77089401
How is he like on the ground tho?

>>77089460
gay

I wonder how much Schaub is getting paid for this world tour. Should be an easy six figures I'd imagine.

>>77088810
"finna" holy fuck just get ran over asap you moron

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A FUCKING SCHOOLBAG

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so comfy watching McGreggor rekting McNeggor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QcQp9XyKoN0

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>"Yea we got books! We gonna show you what the books look like!"

only now im starting to understand the sophisticated humor behind Schaub memes. can't believe im this much of a subhuman

>>77089579
It's a beast my dude 100% NOBODY can deny his success.

>>77089501
Yewll dew nootin you fookn noothing

>>77089611
>>77089244

>>77089641
>>77089290

>>77089663
What Schaub networth compared to Floyd?

>>77089683
Probabaly equivalent to yours compared to Schaub's. The difference is Schaub is rich in talent and you're only rich in cheetoh dust.

>>77089719
How much of Schaub networth you gettin for spamming here boy?

Floyd is a mess. He's going to pull an Aldo and get caught.

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>>77088948
And some didnt

>>77089740
How do you measure inspiration?

I try follow boxing and mma but admitedly I am not "hardcore".

I think mma fans are by far more bitter about the McGreggor v. Mayweather fight. They have by far more vitriol against it than boxing fans in my opinion. Do you agree? Do you know why? Not looking for (((you)))s, just curious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziSEOOu7mdM

>>77089761
and my evidence is going on website like Sherdog, et al. Nonstop hate on the fight. So that is my audiance

>>77089761
Cause we've gotten subjected to meme fights in the past year and we(well some of us who have common sense) know how it's gonna end and we're tired of it.

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I'm disgusted that Conor is a yuge fan of drake, that guy is a fucking poptart

>>77088902
Let's see if we can find Adan.

>>77089761

MMA fans are having more fun with this. Boxing fans thinks this a disgrace to their ''''''''pure''''''' sport

Schaub has THICC lips

>>77088614

What would Conor be doing right now if it was instead Jose Aldo who landed the lucky shot on him?

Love him or idolize him, you must respect Brendan Schaub.

Does anyone know who Paige VanZant is facing next?

>love Schaub
>like Schaub
>respect Schaub
Pick 2 or more.

Has Jones vs DC been cucked by Floyd/Mac

>hate Schaub
>kill Schaub
>fart on Schaub
Pick 3

>>77090066
You're a dork.

We all remembwr that incredible awkward moment between Brendan and Joe on the Joe Rogan Podcast. Joe did not spare Brendan's feelings and told him that he should quit MMA. I have to admit, it was extremely tough to listen to. At the time, it felt like Joe was kind of being a dick to his close friend.

And kudos to Brendan for taking it so well. It had to be painful to hear that from a good friend and he took it better than many of us would have.

But now look at Brendan. He closed that chapter of his life and moved on to other ventures. First podcasting, then stand up and now he's slowly becoming the Rogan of Bellator and now one of the main host during one of the biggest fights in combat sports history; Showtimes coverage of Mayweather/McGregor fight.

He's a great example of listening to the universe and knowing when to move on from one chapter of your life to another.

Many of us get so stuck on one dream or another and are afraid to move on, when in reality moving on could be the best thing for us.

Upset some nerds saying Floyd can learn jiu jitsu, Conor can never learn what Floyd has

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>>77089743

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is anyone excited for this week's ufc card?

>>77089761
>I try follow boxing and mma but admitedly I am not "hardcore".

then get the fook ou a here before i bounce yer head off the canvas ye fookin casual twerp

>>77090132
Yeah, our boy Jwill is coming for that belt.

When's the media press conference then?

Getting more confident with every day that passes that our guy is going to shock the world. They actually think he's CM Punk

>>77090180
>They actually think he's CM Punk
He might as well be with the cringe talk and trashy tattoos

>>77090084
>listening to the universe
That's a pretty high opinion of Joe.

>>77090185
Your world is about to be turned upside down m8. You have no idea.

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bet on kailin free money

>>77090196
CM Punk shocked the world for sure

>>77090198
god damn those terrible disgusting tattoos.

I bet the text read "try to cum on my chest instead of my vagina because it reduces the risk of pregnancy, thanks. Sincerely Kailin Curran"

>>77090198
she looks like a tranny in that pic

>>77090196
i trive in uncomfortable positions

These press conferences are so forced and stupid, basically getting them to do a standup routine, they should be sitting and have reporters ask them questions to get the trash talking started like in the ufc. Atleast those stupid jew execs are getting btfo by gooby on stage.

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Do kikes have to run everything? I mean, my god.

>>77090324
I do think that UFC style conferences are better for getting the fan's questions answered and for getting relevant information out, but these boxing style ones are amazing for meme-per-minute production

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>yew can't even fookin read, you illiterate jungle ape!

>>77090324
you should watch the GGG v. Canelo press conference. Its a literal funeral wake. Most boring stiffs ever.

I will take a meme circus over that snore fest. "Hey GGG are you going to knock him out?"

"Eh, hard to say"

>>77090344
Rarely go to casino's unless I'm with some family or friends. I do bet on fights online. I'll be watching the fights at home with /heem/ this weekend. This rain has been very tranquil and soothing, personally I enjoy it.

>>77090366
No they aren't, you get more substance when you have people throwing out subject matter as opposed to just one fighter with a mic talking for 10 minutes straight, mcgregor had nothing to play off of which is what makes him funny and floyd is retarded.

>>77090388
i think one of them featured a literal who bong champ of the same division they were in attempting to '''crash''' it by engaging in bantz

HES FORTY

>>77090388

seriously. GGG and Canelo make Rockhold look like McGregor

Do you guys think if Weatherman had tried to wipe his ass with the flag Conor would have put hand on him? I think he would've honestly

>>77090435
just when i thought it couldnt be a bigger meme

Fellow martial arts practitioners.

How's the May/Mac chatter at your gym?

heeminder conor is a globalist libcuck

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will it be hard to get a stream for Mayweather/Mcgreggor? the Paquiao fight was a pain in the ass to watch, so manly links were getting killed off fast

>two sugars bitch

Did Conor imply Floyd works in a sugar cane field like a nigger slave? Jesus Christ somebody stop him.

>>77090481
Nonexistent. We only talk about grappling matches.

>>77090481
They mostly talk about Schaub desu

>>77090435
He can probably take a little time off for this. It's not bad PR for a president to check out a little sport now and then is it? Bush threw out the first pitch at a game. Putin watches hockey.

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>>77090481
some of the kids bring it up
but we focus on the meta of other fighters and what not or just other shit in general with our own techniques and tactics

LAds I wanna watch Mike Brown and Uriah Faber's fights in WEC. Are they worth my time?

>>77090496
>>77090481
same, it's non-stop schaub chatter on every mat here

>>77090481
Floyd seems really confident about it after we spar

>>77090421
Sounds like you're salty the leprechaun can't shine in something he's not used to doing (foreshadowing of your butthurt August 27th when you say if he could throw kicks he would have won)

>i'm not gonna go there, i'ma go there in the last press conference, i ain't gonna go there right now when we talk about females

what did he mean by this?

>>77090332
dana is such a good mom

>>77090574
Same thing Eddie brought up at UFC 205

>>77090484
Because he supports gay rights?

>el tapo going second everytime

btfo

>>77090605
conor loses when he's the favorite
never loses when he's the underdog

>>77090605
Based Brazil

>>77090582
I guess word on the street is there are two conor jr's.

>>77090558
Actually he blew the fuck out of mayweather today so he's doing fine, Floyd will wake up a better man. go back to dead sport general btw loser.

>>77090639
Keep crying that the leprechaun is out of his element you wanker

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>>77090647

>>77090625
He has literally never been the underdog in the UFC

I missed the bants today

Was it better than yesterday?

>>77090605
Wait im fucking retarded he goes first everytime

>>77090612
A brilliant trash talker against a dimwit

>>77090668
you literally don't bet

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>>77090647

>>77090629
What do you mean, I am not memeing I have no idea.

"You ain't getting this bag back"
>Guy bigger than 5'9 walks over
"He-here's your bag sir"

>>77090687
When was he the underdog cause I'm almost positive he opened as a favorite against Aldo but only switched back as a slight underdog right before the fight, but I'm interested in your reply

>>77090653
Why haven't you left yet faggot? you don't want me to have to bust on that ass, you're not a real fighter remember.

>>77090723
Make me

>>77090706
That is true, it was actually after Aldo stole his pose he became an underdog

WHY DIDN'T HE THROW THE MONEY TO THE CROWD???

THIS IS ALL SCRIPTED

>>77090701
Eddie mentioned that he got another skank pregnant.

>>77090767
no shit nigga

just watched it, the bag thing was completely staged

>>77090457
no cause hed have a contract that says he loses money and conor is a jewish faggot who doesnt care about anything but dollars

>>77090767
Well now tht I think about it, someone would probably die.

Or are Canadians civilized enough?

>>77090767
because people would have fought over it and gotten hurt

So did Floyd destroyed Conor in today's presser?

is it true /heem/?

>>77090925
Schaub destroyed them both

>>77090925
did you really not watch it yet lol

We all know Schaub is the real A-side to this fight

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>>77090925

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On a scale from 1-10 how mad are you

>>77090965
nope I was too buys putting in that HARD WORK

>>77090990
writing LOL MANLETS over it made it 5x less funny good job

>>77091017
>running through the 6 with my man
lmfao he has to be aware he's a meme, really made me laugh for some reason

>Mayweather literally personally thanked Schaub

lmao I bet you boys are happy about that eh

>>77091017
>not the syx

>>77091043

its ok lad youll be tall one day

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>>77088571
Poorfag detected.

>haha he's only walking around with 5 grand

Mcgregor fans

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>>77091064
>not syxx pac

>>77091066
I'm long and rangey in the ring tho ush sh ush ush

>>77091095
theyre the same people as based pedes

>>77091055
To be honest, I'm glad Schaub has a prominent role in this fight. Gives the whole thing a /heem/ feel, you know?

>>77090612
this is tremendous

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63YUzusChgI

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AHHH DANA HELP

>>77091094
he wears suits because he's old not because he's rich

he is probably sitting in his underwear inside his modest home in illinois right now drinking cherry coke and playing minesweeper

Who goes to bellator next?

>this cringy dancing floyd is doing in his entrance

the absolute state of black people am i right boys

>>77091142
Vitor

>>77091131
t. Fred Durst

oh for sure conor is the a-side

>>77091154
not a chance

>im wearing the toronto flag

what did floyd mean like this

>>77091142
Travis Browne

>>77091169
yea vitor's going to Rizin

>>77091136
he wears suits because he relies on the public to invest in berkshire hathaway

he isnt facebook he doesnt get the ability to walk around in hoodies pretending to be 'new' business

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holy shit yall, i was watching Thrill and Agony for ufc 210, and look what i found

>>77091213
is religion what keeps him conscious?

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>>77088527
>that first Flurry that rocks Villante
Beautiful

>>77091213
Fuck is Lee beats Gaethje that will really piss me off

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>>77091231

Is Dana's Contender show worth watching?

>This little elf looking peanut getting boo'd off the mic

Top Kek lads why is this thread so slow. This is gold

>>77091250
go to bed

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE

GLORY GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELLUVA WAY TO DIE

GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE

AND HE AINT GONNA BOX NO MORE

>>77091249
Yes, Snoopcast was amazing.

>>77091249
yeah, but make sure you go with the Snoopcast, its actually really good. The regular commentary sucks

>>77091249
it was pretty good, urijah and snoop commentary makes it chilled.. i thought itd just be snoop dogg trying hard to be funny but its mostly him actually being interested and urijah telling him whats happening technically

>>77091213
Justin is a bigger cunt than Lee