ESPYS thread

giv stream

Fuck and no

why do you yanks love rigged award shows so much

Remember when people thought this big dumb clown was as good as Tom Brady?

Embarrassing

watching 4 peytons 5 head
>>77088433

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go boston sports teams

>>77088446
Well at least they raise a lot of money for cancer.

Hopefully PulisGOD wins his category and cucks all the anti-football Cletus faggots who enjoy nigger sports.

>watching ESPN in the last decade

Embarrassing

>>77088490
It's not even on ESPN but ABC

and the award goes to..... (whoevers album is about to come out)

>>77088433

no brady, saban or lerbon wtf

>the shitty of Kevin Durant

Lmao

KEK PEYTON BTFO KEVIN DURANT

>Peyton hosting
>ESPYs not even on ESPN

Is this the worst yet?

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DAK ATTACK

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https://twitter.com/Efawcett7/status/885291810716659712

How did the Olympist Simon biles not win?

>>77088608

I'm confident Judge will be nominated again next year for this award and will win

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>>77088617
LOL

>>77088501
Retard

>>77088617
Why isn't he Taylored up in a suit wtf is wrong with him

>>77088617
DRUMPF BTFO

>>77088669
Why should he be, I'm sure he doesn't even want to be there

>>77088617
wew

I like Peyton Manning, but I don't like what he just said to my man Warriors Kevin Durant

>ESPY's
>only americans wins

nice award you got there

>>77088617
i'm hoping KD was in on that and wasn't just being a salty bitch

>>77088738
I hope so too
>>77088719
Its a joke, relax

>>77088736
messi and ronaldo have been nominated and won but they never show up

>>77088433
Fuck no

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FOR A MINUTE THERE I LOST MYSELF...

Now this is what I call funny!

>americans actually think this is funny

what the hell

>>77088617
based westbrook not playing along with that hoe shit

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>>77088777
I thought this was funny

Now get out hue

>>77088777
do you like KARD

>>77088803
It was more creative than funny

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FIVE TIME

FIVE TIME

FIVE TIME SUPER BOWL CHAMPION

>Israel
>in the military
Like clockwork

>MUH TROOPS
>presented by Jon "The Jew" Stewart

the hell

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The Pat Tilman award should go to the Atlanta Falcons seeing how well they are shooting down their own team

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FIVE HEAD

FIVE HEAD

MUH WELFARE QUEENS

the fuck does this have to do with sports?

>>77088846
Well the nominee is literally named "Israel del Toro"

well fuck

>>77088719
>KD fan

probably aren't old enough to know who payton manning is

>>77088736
that's because only americans are winners

Link?

>be in middle east killing little kids
>blow up
>become a hero

american society is really weird.

>>77088905
>be brazilian
>go to a soccer match
>die

wew

>the first potato ever to enlist in the USAF

>>77088905
yeah well...

>7-1

this is unnecessary

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>>77088915

>Nobody cared who I was until I took a bomb to the face.

>>77088905
>Be in Brazil
>Live in third world poverty
>Nobody cares

>>77088617
Can he handle the bantz or can he not, I don't know anymore.

>>77088719
He's sure taking it like a bitch lol

BRAVO NOLAN

>>77088993
Don't like Nolan flicks but I'm diggin the no blacks policy he's got going there.

>>77089025
ebin/10

Glad to see Hurley get honored. The book Woj wrote about him was great

>No Brady
>No LeBron
>No Belichick
>No Kobe (despite him living 10 minutes away)
>No Eli
>No Aaron Judge
Why did all the big draws not show up this year?

KD really was bout to cry what a pussy

Wow. Literally no one is watching.

Bill Murray is wasted as fuck

arent the cubs bad now?

>>77089339
yes

What the fuck are these skits

bruh white ppl be weird az fuk

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>>77089246

No bully please, he's delicate

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>esports
>sports

>e-sports

If Brady doesn't get this I'm done

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>Superbowl
>Better than game 7

LMAO EDELMAN WITH THE BANTZ

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>>77089452

LoL requires more skill and is more entertaining than baseball

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>>77088617
>his face

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go patriots

>>77088669
>Award show in the current year
>wearing a t-shirt with MLK
he's doing it right, relax

>>77088617
yo shutup

>>77088433
>Jewish Sports Awards
Fuck no, after that shit they gave to Jenner, I don't know why would anyone watch that shit.

>>77089518
i missed it. what did he say

>>77089635
"I thought I'd never say this but Peyton is killing it...well it is indoors."

>Bitch-ass Durcant can't even laugh at himself because deep down he knows he's a ring-chasing faggot

Why are all the black athletes stone-faced at Peyton's humor? I mean he did shove his butt into the face of a woman once, but he's been pretty funny

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>I legit think KD was mad about that joke

KD mad as fuck lmao that speech

Oh, thought he left. Guess not.

Maybe it WAS all an act.

Brady snubbed for an award because he didn't show up

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Um who is that man sitting next to Rodgers?

Nigga still pissed lmao

Damn I forgot Fab Melo died

>this dead thread

how long until the ESPY's die?

>>77090107
Why would you use this thread to judge the audience of an awards show on a Big Three network?

>>77090173
i dont know what that is, check my flag

So did John Saunders kill himself? I don't have cable and been out of the loop for a few years.

When did award shows become about muh feels?

>>77090182
Oh, my bad.

Short answer is that it'll probably die if/once ESPN enters its death throes.

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>mfw an american spends 10 minutes talking about a baseball commentator on a 2 hour yearly awards show near me

>>77088738
If you watch the video, a couple seconds before they cut from him, his eyes look down indicating he wasn't happy at all

>>77090223
arent they already there after firing all the whites or whatever happened recently?

This is so fucking boring. How is this even a thing?

>>77088617
requesting smug westbrook pic

>>77090247
>How is this even a thing?

It isn't. Literally no one watches sports award shows. It's actually amazing they keep producing them.

>>77090242
I'm not too sure. I've mostly heard that, while they're not "literally" hemorrhaging money because of the Disney connection, their growth is stalling and they're gonna eventually face a crossroads where they'll either go belly-up or have to adapt a paid streaming service like Hulu or Netflix.

>>77090242
Theyre bloated with sports talk shows that have no meaning and no viewers, like those spics and their grandpa that know nothing about sports at all - those shows will be first to go.

When that happens, youll know its panic mode.

I wonder how many NFL players are going to run a train on michelle beadle

>>77090359
hopefully they've learned from blockbuster not to ignore that

or hopefully not

>>77090334
Must be why they have it when literally no sports are happening.

Michelle Obama cute af

Monkey

Remember that time the US soccer team won an ESPY for making it to the round of 16 in the WC

>4chan came after a time when people were routinely institutionalized..

and it shows

>>77090469
Who said that?

>>77090461
no but i believe it

Lmao I've never seen downies so dressed up

why do no hockey players ever get awards, they are quite literally the best people off the ice

>still a great first lady
>literally feeds trash lunch to skids in schools

you need to go back

>>77090637
i bet it was hard to pick the ones that looked handi enough but could still dress up appropriately and still wouldn't sperg out on stage

what a task that would be

>compilation of clips of retarded kids from the 60s
>half of them are just regular ol black kids

Simpler times.

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>>77090431
and a good mom

>leave to go get chips and a drink
>tuck in my pets, let them use the papers/cat box
>take a shit
>put on pajamas
>vacuum my room cause i forgot earlier

And this speech is STILL

GOING
WHAT THE FUXK

>>77088537
Lebron is courtside at the 76ers-LAL summer league game hahah

>>77090643
Nobody in America cares, sadly. Hockey seems cool, but for those of us south of the mason-dixon line it doesn't exist.

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>>77090735

>>77090772
how big is your room jfc

>>77090824
>LAL
He's trying to see his future teammate Lonzo in person

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>>77090824
Holy shit, the Lebron to LA rumors are about to go into overdrive

>>77088617
WTF I LOVE PEYTON MANNING NOW

>GSW
>over the Patriots
Rigged as fuck.

So, any highlights outside of KD's salt?

>>77091198
>Over the cubs

>>77091013
>>77091013

here everybody

>>77091253
https://twitter.com/_WoodsYouRather/status/885309393033670656

>>77091504
Oh yeah, already saw that.

So that's it? Booooo.