/trans/ - Alves really really wants to play in the PL edition

willies haha

Levy

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With Chelsea looking set to sign AS Monaco midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko and Nemanja Matic heading to Manchester United from Stamford Bridge to make way, it appears Jose Mourinho could be about to swoop to nab another Chelsea target.

>A Daily Star report states that Bakayoko, 22, could head to United for $45 million instead of Chelsea, with the French midfielder set to follow Romelu Lukaku‘s lead after he preferred a switch to United rather than the reigning Premier League champs.

A powerful defensive midfielder, Bakayoko, would provide extra steel to United’s midfield, something Mourinho is notorious for wanting. Ander Herrera can connect passes and snap into tackles, but United’s midfield was overpowered at times last season with Paul Pogba, Juan Mata and Henrikh Mkhitaryan all failing to track back when needed.

>If Bakayoko was to pick United over Chelsea then it would be another huge boost for Mourinho in the transfer market and another damaging blow for Conte.

You don’t think Mourinho is pipping Chelsea to new players on purpose, do you…

>A striker both Chelsea and Man United have admired for some time appears to be heading to west London, according to Sky Italia.

Chelsea are said to have opened talks with Real Madrid for Alvaro Morata as they seek to replace outgoing striker Diego Costa after he was kept away from preseason training.

>Morata, 24, failed to play regularly for Zinedine Zidane’s side last season (although he did score 20 goals in 43 appearances, most from the bench) but with the reigning two-time European champions asking for a transfer fee of $95 million, United decided to buy Lukaku instead.

Despite signing Antonio Rudiger from AS Roma, Conte and Chelsea badly need a boost in the transfer window.

it is

don't forget. i am an ex-fortuneteller associate and these 3 prophecies will come true.

1. Arsenal will overachieve.
2. No Tottenham in top 4
3. West Ham relegates

>>77084670
shut up you mess

>>77084480
In terms of value for money, maybe. But Dier is at least as good as least as good as Matic, as well as Fabinho, Bakayoko etc. The only player who might be better is Weigl, who's injured anyway.

How do I ban T*rks?

>>77084670
1. Does Arsenal overachieving mean winning the league, since they are always expected to do top 4? Or does it mean they win the EL? Either way, no.
2. That's fair
3. Bit bolder, but sure

2/3, try again next time

Ramlingen-Ehlershausen vs. Hannover finished 0-14 today. Napoli vs. Anaunia finished 17-0.

>>77084681

i am a Republican. still want to ban me?

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1. Ivan Perisic
Transfer: Inter Milan to Manchester United

This ongoing transfer saga may finally be over, after reports revealed that Manchester United will offer Inter Milan a final offer of £45m for Croatian star Ivan Perisic, to which I Nerazzurri will choose to accept or reject.

2. Sheyi Ojo
Transfer: Liverpool to Middlesbrough

Liverpool youngster Sheyi Ojo seems to have been given the green light to spend the season getting some first team football under his belt on loan and Championship side Middlesbrough are edging local rivals Newcastle United in the race to sign the winger on a temporary basis.

3. Danilo
Transfer: Real Madrid to Chelsea

The Blues' search for a new full back has lead them to the Bernabeu, where Brazilian international Danilo has been targeted as a potential arrival in West London. The 25-year-old is predominantly a backup for Los Blancos and could be persuaded to sign for the Premier League champions.

4. Bruno Martins Indi
Transfer: Porto to Stoke City

Dutch international defender Bruno Martins Indi is close to making his stay at the Bet365 Stadium a permanent one, with Stoke City negotiating for the centre-back's transfer from Porto, following his year-long spell last season.

5. Douglas Luiz
Transfer: Vasco da Gama to Manchester City

Manchester City's habit of scouring the globe for young talent has led them to agree a move for 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder Douglas Luiz, who will leave current club Vasco da Gama to join Spanish side Girona, a subsidiary of the Citizens, on loan.

>>77084700

they will challenge the title this time and they may even grab it even though i think City will finish 1st.

>French international right-back Sebastien Corchia is set to join Spanish side Sevilla from Lille, according to AFP.

>The agreement reached between the two clubs should see Sevilla pay €5m (£4.4m) for the 26-year-old, who will sign a four-year contract.

>Diego Alves looks to be close to a deal with Flamengo

farewell mr penalty

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I don't want Perisic

he isn't that good nor is he consistent.

Pogba gunna tear shit up this season once United sign a DM and free him up more.

So how will Pep and Conte unjust themselves?

Rickie Lambert is a free-agent, anyone in for him?

>>77084756
theyre not signing one.

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>>77084762
Yes please

>>77084723
Challenging is fair, but I don't know about winning the whole thing. Maybe I'm biased against them though, being a spuds fan and all.

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>>77084759
its too late for them now

the JUST is too much, they will leave for teams in the championship within a month.

Pep will join Leeds
Conte will join Sunderland

>>77084754
United had no backup after city gazumped them to Bernardo Silva

>>77084754

Feel the same way m8. Personally I want Willian but he doesn't want to leave Chelsea.

>>77084762

West Ham I've seen bandied around

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>>77084610

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>>77084782

>>77084786
its not gazumped if we weren't linked to him in the first place

>>77084795
> Latvian chelsea fans
kek

>>77084788
Willian isn't that good either

>thinks he's getting Alexis
>thinks he's getting Alves
>gets fucking no one
>his meme tactics will be exposed next season and he'll resign aka get sacked

JUST

I read on some italian newspaper that roma is interested in signing mahrez, is he still good?

>>77084795
Bandwagoners not even once.

>>77084819
kek

>>77084788
Willian is right wing and Man Utd need a left wing. Plus he's 29, if that matters.

>>77084809
They were la

>>77084802
>tfw too smart for interviews

>>77084819

Roman also chases after a Turkish boy. Cengiz Ünder. pretty good talent. similar to Salah's style.

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>chelsea

>>77084786
It's only a gazumping if it was a last minute hi-jack

>>77084782
>>77084802
>ham ham will never win anything relevant
;_;

>>77084841
who the fuck have newcastle spent £15mil on?

>>77084809

Under Mou Willian was amazing.

>>77084828

Most of our wingers can play either wing. Him being 29 isn't really a big worry, I mean Perisic is like 28.

>>77084819
you should see his penalty technique

>>77084841
When the fuck did Chelsea get 65m?

>>77084852
He just won footy fashion of the year award

>Inter defender Andrea Ranocchia has reportedly turned down an offer from Huddersfield Town.

>The 29-year-old centre-back returned to base after a six-month loan spell with Hull City.

>According to Tuttomercatoweb, Ranocchia was not impressed by a proposal from Premier League new boys Huddersfield Town.

>His current contract with Inter runs to June 2019, but there’s no place for him in Luciano Spalletti’s squad.

>It’s reported Ranocchia would like a return to the Premier League, but prefers a more prestigious club.

>He had also been targeted by West Bromwich Albion.

>>77084870
china or bournmouth

>>77084841
This makes me think Aubameyang really might go to Chelsea. They're far from incompetent there, probably just waiting for other transfers to happen.

>>77084865
>Most of our wingers can play either wing.
Not really. Mkhitaryan can play on the left but you want him as the ten.

>>77084870
their loan army probably

>>77084795
Our mene leaked on twitter?

>>77084870

just literally checked it man.

Cuadrado to Juve
Ake and Begovic to Bournemouth
Traore to Lyon and Atsu to Newcastle

>>77084889

>Miky
Either wing or behind the striker
>Mata
Right wing or behind the striker
>Martial
Left wing or upfront
>Rashford
Either wing or upfront
>Shitgard
Either wing

>>77084858
They spent it on your mum, m8. It's not that she's a high class hooker, she just suck a whole lotta dicks.

>>77084841
based Palace

>>77084841
>in this timeline, Arsenal spend over 100m more than Chelsea on transfers
Where did everything go wrong?

>>77084754
He's everything we need m80 just wait

>>77084909
Problem is none of those are natural wingers who can whip a good cross in

>>77084858
Atsu
>>77084870
Selling irrelevant shit like Atsu

>>77084909
>Implying United want traditional wingers
>Implying they don't the Barcelona style of 3 forwards, 2 of which are on the wing

>>77084928
Patience young one. You will soon spend £70m plus for meme strikers like Belotti or whoever.

where are the transfers?
Im getting angry about the lack of transfers. Ive gotta suck my husbands balls in a minute and I dont want to do it in a bad mood

>>77084946
>Implying that works in 2017/18

May win a cup but not a league

Is it me or is /trans/ more active than it has been for the last 2 summers? Haven't regularly gone through this many threads a day since 2014 /trans/

>>77084956
Should I give up on Bakayoko?

>>77084909
Mata can't play behind the striker, Rashford is there to back-up Lukaku, and Lingard is preferred on the right.

So it goes like this:
Martial-LW
Mkhi-anywhere
Mata-RW
Lingard-ten or RW

Since you don't want Lingard to be the first choice at ten, Mhi will have to play there. Which means you only have one player to play on the left i.e. Martial.

>>77084960
/sp/ on thewhole is receiving a second wind, not sure why though

>>77084969
file him under the vanishing transfer list along with Mendy

Iheanacho announcement within the hour lads

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>>77084969
>believing in ghosts

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>>77084960
Feels like I post half of the posts sometimes but yeah the threads are great

>>77084969
Manure bound.

Redpill me on Kamil Glik please

just spotted Bakayoko outside Anfield. I went to tell the other lads in the dole queue but he was gone and the next thing I felt was a huge gust of wind in my direction. Quite sure it said 'our year la'

What will be the 3rd major gazump of the summer?

>The agent of Palmeiras defender Yerry Mina assures Inter can make an offer, because Barcelona’s option is very limited.

>Reports over the last few days suggested an interest from the Nerazzurri, but that the 23-year-old Colombia international was already locked down for a move to Barcelona in 2018.

>“The only obligation Palmeiras have is to warn Barcelona in case a bid arrives that is superior to their offer: it’s a contractual proposal that starts from June 2018,” agent Mario Mauri told Sky Sport Italia.

>“Mina is a powerful player with strong physique, he’s 1.95m tall, yet pretty quick in his movements. He is good at starting moves from the back and can score goals too.

>“Mina reminds me of Andrea Barzagli, if we want to make an Italian reference.”

>>77085014
All you need to know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6f9siUlFTA

>>77085014
He hates Jj with a passion, you could say he was a 'Good Guy'

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>>77085026
Mendy will be offered a nice contract to stay at Monaco

>Chelsea GAZUMPED
>City GAZUMPED
who is next?

>>77085043
>scum meme player
>scum meme rapper

seems fair

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its gonna happen again

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>>77085117
>fabregas will start
>actual creative midfield

>>77085117
Conte's such a mithering cunt

>>77085117
So who will replace Conte when he gets sacked in December?

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Whoa

>>77085137
Forget about all that, the real question is when cunts like Emenalo are going to lose their job

>>77085145
bretty good

>>77085145
WE

>>77085153
WUZ

>>77085164
CHAMPIONS

>>77085164
CHAMPIONS

>>77085145
Fun fact.

Last time Leicester had a black away kit, they won the league.

>>77085043
>nerdy fuckhead praising le strong working class murderball player with boring old school hip hop
Can't wait for donnarumma featuring in a dpg video

>>77085176
>>77085173
WOAHHHHHH

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>>77085145

>>77085182
Does Balotelli with Club Dogo count? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kekuKzkIGA

>>77085193
It's too 2011 to be hip

premier league football for another year :3

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QUICK! post the last trophy your team won, and how many days since they won

48 days

>>77085210
pint of best please bartender

77085210

Imagine being a fan of a team who are only in the PL to make up the numbers.

>>77085192
this is an away kit done right

>>77085228
imagine being a plastic

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>>77085145
>not having black and black stripes

>>77085182
Does Nike using DPG for a spot with Neymar count?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzfzV-ZZ64w

>>77085236
>not having a gold fucking crest

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>>77085214
-305 days, at Wembley

>>77085250
>leicester
>ever winning the FA Cup

>>77085236
> Having chinkshit letters on your shirt

>>77085236
>Fun88
>88 Bingo term - two fat ladies
>Fun Two Fat Ladies
interesting

For some reason I just remembered someone got a super injunction on them putting a twix in their botty hole, did we ever find out who it was?

>>77085228
I honestly couldnt m8 that would be really boring

>>77085257
Never said the FA Cup mate.

We play Spurs last game of thew

>>77085274
Ian Achoo sorted yet?

>>77085274
>thinking snakespeare will win the title

>>77085238
Streetwear is objectively a great song desu.

Boh cazzo me li ricordo con cavallini ai tempi, prendevano solo merda, adesso c'hanno le canzoni nelle pubblicità della nike.

77085235

>having so little ambition as a fan you're happy with bottom half PL finishes year after year

>>77085274
*of the season
hurr durr

>>77085285
Fuck knows. Sounds like it's going to be another one of our meme non-signings

>>77085117

When was the signing confirmed?

>>77085214
Football league cup - 1599 days ago
Championship play off trophy - 2235 days ago

>>77085299
>living 100+ miles from the team you support
>counting yourself as a 'fan'

lol ok

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>>77085303
Never. Bakayoko is cursed to search through transfer limbo in hope a club can break it

>>77085312
> league cup

lol, no. You didn't win that at all. You actually have to play another competitve team for it to count.

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>>77085214
Should probably update this with the newly promoted PL clubs

>>77085327
>tranmere

>>77085291
>Streetwear is objectively a great song desu.
they have great bases but the lyrics are trash, they suck so much they i began to think they are trolling. to quote a youttube comment "le rime sono per quelli con le basi brutte"

>>77085327
>beat Liverpool the cup holders
>beat Chelsea

hmm ok

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>>77085235
Imagine putting yourself up on 4chan

Reminder he might work in a pub, but that doesn't mean he owns it

>Haven't heard from gf all day
>Call her
>"The number you've called is not recogised"

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>>77085350
>blackpool fan
>full kit wanker
truly the worst combination

>>77085353
*serves the bloke next to you instead*

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>>77085334
How the fuck did you know that I'm a Leicester fan? That's weird, is this some 4chanX shit?

>>77085371
You always leave a space between your quote arrow and actual quote.

reminder the pub only serves Spurs in bottles and Liverpool on tap

>>77085335
>"le rime sono per quelli con le basi brutte"
lel
I am 99% positive that they know they are mediocre writers so they exaggerate how bad they are on purpose. They seem much closer to Danien & Theo (or other "for fun" trappers) than the ones taking it seriously like Sfera.

Reminder Despacito is for boys

Baila como El Papu is for /trans/ lads

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Where did the full edit go anyway? Bretty disappointed Dutch bro didn't bother using it in the OP 2bh

>>77085371
>>77085376
wow this is autistic as fuck

>>77085376
That's creepy as shit.
I've only made 2 posts in this thread where I've made a quote and none of them reveal my club.

77085417
>

>>77085418
It becomes recognisable after a while considering you do it every time there's a quote.

RING RING RING

>>77085420
Well you're scaring me quite a bit now.

>>77085452
If you never kept putting that space in, I wouldn't know it was you.

>>77085447
BANANA PHONE

which poster am I?

>>77085504
that autistic one

>>77084969
He's currently in the lodge

>>77085521
thats abit vague

>>77085494
you're either a bored mod or some UTV-esque stalker.

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hmm

>>77085504
denmark (gravesen)

>>77085539
I just have a knack for that.

Sorry if I scared you.

>>77085535
Bakayoko is part of the Orange Order? Fuck, me.

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>>77085405
Here's something
>>77085546
Mind posting the vulture?

>>77085214
Finish above Arsenal
51 days

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>>77085214
>League Cup 13633 days ago

>>77085573
tbf, the police would probably employ someone like you.

>>77085452
Lad, it's just simply recognizing a pattern. You'd literally have to be blatantly ignoring it not to notice.

>>77085678
Exactly.

Austriabro is the exact same.

>>77085687
Great minds think alike.

>>77085731
I meant his posting style is incredibly recognisable.

Doesn't help he says the same thing for his first post in every single /trans/ thread.

Hope I wake up to some more gazumps tomorrow

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>coutinho to psg
verratti will end up in barcelona

>>77085891
Barca has 100M?

>>77085537
he means the one who 'types like an autistic' which is anybody who uses proper grammar. so these guys >>77085494 >>77085452 >>77085420

>>77085614
>>77085639
Samefag

>>77085924
yes

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Luke Shaw impresses José Mourinho and earns chance to prove himself
• Manchester United manager heavily critical of left-back at times last season
• Shaw still weeks away from fitness as United prepare to face LA Galaxy

>>77085957
inb4 season ending ACL

>>77085891

this building has Stalker vibes

>>77084709
Youre a Muslim and that's all we white republicans see. Fuck you terrorist.

>>77085927
>Being educated makes you autistic
I bet you went University.

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Real Sociedad confirm signing of Adnan Januzaj from Manchester United
• 22-year-old moves for a reported fee of £9.8m on a five-year contract
• United are understood to have inserted a buy-back clause into deal

>>77084928
Are you retarded? Chelsea spent around 20 million less so far.

Jesus Christ

>>77086120
it's like he's destined to go to all the >moyes clubs

everton when?

>>77086120
>united
>buyback clause
is this the new maymay

>>77086120
Genuinely not worth it

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>>77085628
here la

>>77085891
neat

>>77086120
I remember there were reports that PSG wanted to buy him for 40m euros after the >Moyes year. In hindsight >we really should have accepted it.

>>77086192
They want to prevent another Pogba I imagine

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>>77085503

>>77086120
>that hair
DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY IT

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>>77085231
>the fucking state of puma bragging about how all their kits look the same

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great guy

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>>77086273
BLACKED

>>77086120

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>>77086273
>that Bordeaux one

>>77086273
>arsenal
>pink

what the fuck

why hasn't your club bought alphonso davies yet?

>>77086305
gay gooners.jpg

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How come Spurs aren't in for him? Get a team full of moussas

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>>77086319
>tfw both those moussas have been linked with Marseille

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>Swansea lose to league 2 Barnet
haha... pre season blues right guys? Clement just trying to force more signings?

>>77085639
>>77085614
>Ill pretend to like a shit club so I wont get called a bandwagoner

>>77086308
He's probably 30. Minimum.

>>77086346
Lol. Not happening.

>Leonardo Bonucci’s agent was quoted as telling Sportitalia he is “working on a sale” amid multiple reports of Milan talks for the Juventus defender.

>The improbable story of interest in Bonucci spread like wildfire today and in the evening was confirmed by numerous reliable sources, including Sky Sport Italia and Mediaset Premium.

>Sportitalia added an extra huge boost to the narrative, by quoting agent Alessandro Lucci: “We’re working on a sale.”

>So far, it seems the Rossoneri have only approached Lucci to discuss the possibility rather than calling Juventus directly, but that could change.

>There are even some indications it was Lucci who told Milan that the centre-back was open to a transfer.

>For months now there have been suggestions of tension between Bonucci and Coach Max Allegri, while he is also seeking a new challenge.

>Manchester City and Chelsea would’ve seemed more likely options, but his

>You now know Brighton has 2 Israeli players on their squad
they are /ourguys/

>>77086346
Well they did take Clinton Njie so they can have Sissoko too

>according to catalan radio rac1, barcelona members are flying tomorrow to portugal to negotiate for semedo
they tend to be reliable on these kind of things

>>77086417
>Milan have approached Juventus defender Leonardo Bonucci, claim multiple reports this evening.

>The Rossoneri spoke to agent Alessandro Lucci over the last few days and asked if he would be interested in crossing over to San Siro.

>However, the two clubs have not been in contact with each other and there is no genuine negotiation process.

>Juve’s response when pressed by Sky Sport Italia was to note there are no players who are kept in Turin against their will.

>If Bonucci were to leave the Bianconeri, it’d likely be to go abroad for Chelsea or Manchester City.

>Reporting the same situation are Sky Sport Italia, Sportitalia, Mediaset Premium and more.

>There were some rumours Juve asked for Alessio Romagnoli as part of an exchange, but that does not seem to be confirmed.

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>tfw no Football Weekly and AC Jimbo to listen to before I go to bed

Turkey international Cengiz Under is due to arrive for his Roma medical on Friday after a deal worth €13m with Basaksehir.

>Sampdoria reportedly offered €20m for Gremio striker Luan, but it was not considered enough.

Inter director Piero Ausilio confirmed “we have not taken into consideration anything that Manchester United have offered us” for Ivan Perisic. Reports continue to come in of the Croatia international pushing for a transfer to Old Trafford, but the €55m asking price has not wavered

>Portuguese tax inspectors were examining the accounts of football super-agent Jorge Mendes on Wednesday, his company said, two weeks after he was charged in Spain with tax fraud. https://en.as.com/en/2017/07/12/football/1499895004_071935.html

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>>77086417
>>77086437
Why would Bonucci, arguably one of the greatest CB's right now, go to a Europa League club like Milan?

He could go to every club in the world and slide into their starting 11

>>77086492
Milan is a bigger and now wealthier club and Juventus is at the end of a cycle. A painful cycle. Still can't believe it tho.

>>77086417
>>77086437
Money + Mattia de Sciglio + Alessio Romagnoli = Bunuccci
Was reported earlier today

>>77086492
7 > 2

>Being reported by Onda Cero that Álvaro Morata sees Chelsea as "not a very feasible option" this summer

https://twitter.com/CheGiaevara/status/885260823819685891

>Roma have reportedly approached Leicester City with a £30m (€33.8m) offer for Riyad Mahrez to replace Mohamed Salah.

>The right-sided winger was a sensation during their Premier League-winning run and last season scored 10 goals with eight assists in 48 competitive games.

>According to The Sun and Sky Sport Italia, Roma director Monchi made enquiries about the availability of Mahrez.

>The opening offer on the table is said to be £30m (approximately €33.8m), but the Foxes want closer to £50m (€56.4m).

>Mahrez has started pre-season training with Leicester City, but seems intent on leaving.

>Roma sold Mohamed Salah to Liverpool for €42m plus €8m in bonuses.

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Modeste to China for what I'm guessing is way to much. Could mean that Auba is staying in europe

>the snubiership

SNUBBED

>>77086616
#respect

>>77086583
I'd love Mahrez in serie a, someone bring Vardy too

>>77086533
>5 consecutive scudetti five years after being dismantled is a painful cycle
you guys seriously love shitposting too much

>>77086616
Well that's understandable.

>joining Pato and Witsel's team

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Pre-season in LA: https://twitter.com/DarmianOfficial/status/885263974354345984
The rumours say this is the theme-song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ9KfKx8PmM

>>77086620
can't wait to snub another season of snubball in the snubier league where all of snublands best snubbers compete for the snubbing title

>>77084733
>only 5 million
A prem side would pay 20

>>77086668
Prices depnds on who's asking lad

>>77086644
Not winning a CL is painful, yes. They said they only had that in mind from beginning of the season. Losing this final was huge.

I love trans lads

Tomorrows italian headlines (sorry for format)

Bonucci calls Milan

Shock development between Turin and Milan

The agent proposes the defender, who split with Allegri, to the Rossoneri

Juve value him at €50m, De Sciglio can be included in the deal

Option of Romagnoli’s involvement is ruled out

Luna Park Mertens: the entertainment ride is off again

Magic moments and six goals, the Belgian enchants Napoli

Great show from Dries, the first test at Dimaro ends 17-0

And Sarri immediately applauds Milik, who scores three goals

Inter, Icardi studying to be a leader

Wanda fires him up with tweets and photos
Juve, three truths

Schick

More tests, Samp furious

Bonucci

Milan and Inter on the hunt

Alves

Hollow words

Inter

Icardi: ‘Perisic? If he wants, then go’

Pastore back on the scene

Roma-Defrel yes

Bertolacci returns to Genoa

Toro: Imbula and Zapata, keep pushing

Negotiations opened with Stoke for the French midfielder

Difference with Napoli reduced for the Colombian striker

Baselli signs on to 2022

>>77086657
>imagine not rating Darmian
I'd top myself desu

>>77086537
that was bullshit, no players exchange, and Milan wont let Romagnoli go.
>>77086492
He had a fight with Allegri and probably with other teammates, plus he wants a payrise

>>77086771
>that was bullshit
Good would be retarded to Romanogli go

>>77086657
>Darmian STILL can't shave properly
jesus you are a millionaire how hard can it be?! Just pay someone to do it.

>>77086771
RiRo-Romagnoli-Bonucci-Conti
Gigio

>>77086804
just give us the trophy already

>Onda also saying that Manchester United offered Morata €230k-a-week after tax on a four-year deal

>>77086804
it's not as good as
De Scoglio-Zapata-Paletta-Abate
but i guess it might work

I can't wait to have a shave tomorrow. Imagine not shaving.

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>>77086868

>>77086868
I still dont get how its a foul. He literally got the ball

>>77086902
unironically thought this would be on target when I watched it live

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>>77086902
He might be my favorit player right after Papu

>>77086926
>€6 m/y
really hope he doesn't any more blunders like that or they'll eat him alive

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what does it say? is it bants?

FIFA rejects Santos' complaint against Neymar and Barcelona

>The controversy surrounding Neymar's move from Santos to Barcelona continues, though FIFA have rejected the Brazilian club's request for action to be taken against the player and his current side.

>In May 2015, Santos demanded compensation due to alleged irregularities that were in place during his 2013 move to the Camp Nou, also calling for Neymar to receive a six-month suspension.

>Despite FIFA's decision being in his favour, Neymar can still appeal against the accusations made by his former team, should he claim they are unfounded, and he has ten days to make a decision.

>The conflict between Santos and Barcelona is not finished just yet, however, with the courts still to make a decision on questions that arose from Gabriel Barbosa's move to Inter. (Marca)

>That webm of Paletta gets posted nearly every thread

I love /trans/ lads.

Anyway here's the Jossip.

Chelsea have been offered the chance to sign Borussia Dortmund striker Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang for £60m after Chinese side Tianjin Quanjian pulled out of a move for the 28-year-old. (Daily Mail)

Dortmund could move for 30-year-old Arsenal striker Olivier Giroud, who is also wanted by Everton, West Ham, Marseille and AC Milan. (Daily Mirror)

Chelsea forward Eden Hazard, 26, has called Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane to rule out a transfer to the European champions this summer. (Diario Gol, via Daily Express)

Manchester United are hoping to push through a £40m deal for Inter Milan winger Ivan Perisic, 28, within the next week. (Daily Star)

Chelsea will beat Juventus to the £28m signing of Real Madrid right-back Danilo, 25. (Daily Mirror)

Arsenal are confident an offer of £45m will be enough to sign 21-year-old Monaco winger Thomas Lemar. (Daily Mail)

Tottenham will not be bullied over the futures of midfielder Eric Dier, 23, and defender Kyle Walker, 27, as the club close in on a £9m deal for 19-year-old Estudiantes defender Juan Foyth. (Daily Telegraph)

West Ham are considering a third bid for forward Marko Arnautovic, 28, after having a second offer worth £20m rejected by Stoke City. (London Evening Standard)

Watford and Swansea both want £5m-rated Chelsea midfielder Nathaniel Chalobah, 22. (Sun)

Leicester City could offload six of last summer's signings, including forwards Islam Slimani, 29, and Ahmed Musa, 24, and midfielder Nampalys Mendy, 25. (Daily Telegraph)

Real Madrid have given up on signing Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 26, this summer. (Daily Star)

Stoke City will beat West Brom to the signing of Chelsea defender Kurt Zouma on a season-long loan, but will pay £7m for the 22-year-old.

Turkish side Fenerbahce want to sign Chelsea forward Michy Batshuayi, 23. (Fanatik, via Talksport)

>>77086963
Juve 3 truths
Schick: more exams, Samp Furious
Bonucci: Milan and Inter assault
Alves: words to the wind
>expecting what is basically a Juve owned paper to bring bants against them

Manchester City are close to completing a deal for 19-year-old Brazilian midfielder Douglas Luiz from Vasco da Gama. (ESPN)

Leicester City winger Bartosz Kapustka, 20, is having a medical at Bundesliga side Freiburg before a loan move. (Leicester Mercury)

Sunderland could make an offer for 28-year-old Bury striker James Vaughan. (Sunderland Echo)

Manchester United goalkeeper Sam Johnstone, 24, is set to join Aston Villa on loan. (Birmingham Mail)

PSV Eindhoven have expressed an interest in taking 24-year-old Chelsea midfielder Marco van Ginkel on loan again.

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>>77086868
>>77086902
>>77086926
1. Papu
2.
The Archbishop of Arancini
The Boss of Bresaola
The Count of Cannelloni
The Destroyer of Ditalini
The Earl of Erbazzone
3.Gabriel Paletta

>>77087032
don't know your papers well lad

>>77087033
>Leicester City winger Bartosz Kapustka, 20, is having a medical at Bundesliga side Freiburg before a loan move. (Leicester Mercury)
Such a shame Leicester completely ruined him.

>Sunderland could make an offer for 28-year-old Bury striker James Vaughan. (Sunderland Echo)
Jesus tapdancing Christ.

>>77087048
Gets me everytime.
The pass is atrocious as well but the way Higuain falls just makes it. If fell in a "normal" manner it wouldn't be as funny. Also he fat as hell. Fat people falling is funnier than thin people.

>>77087008

>Turkish side Fenerbahce want to sign Chelsea forward Michy Batshuayi, 23. (Fanatik, via Talksport)
If that happens I'll buy a fedora so I can eat my hat

Reminder Tottenham are the only PL club not to make a single signing thus far. SEETHING.

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>Bakoyoko deal done

>>77087136
https://twitter.com/GFFN/status/885267737752346624
link if anyone cares

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What is the best signing so far out of the top 10 most expensive ones so far?
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>>77087068
>Such a shame Leicester completely ruined him.
Really made no sense. Leicester have been in need of an attacking mid all season, but for whatever reason refused to play him. He looked like a better passer than 3/4 of the squad in the game against Millwall, but I guess he doesn't " get stuck in or run hard enough" for the Premier League

>>77087162
>give me something worse than the JUST cut

>>77087185
James and Tolisso combined cheaper than Lukaku

>>77087185


Silva at City.

>>77087185
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13421026
post this tomorrow, most are asleep now

>>77087185
Voted Bernando Silva but I'm torn between him and Tolisso.

>>77087185
isn't vitolo slang for those little papers people roll joints with?

>>77087186
Looking as an outside observer, very few of last summer's signings actually got game time for some ridiculous reason, even after TInkerman was sacked.

>>77086962
not really the goalkeepers fault lad

if you ever played football you'd have been taught to never kick the ball directly at your own goal.

Lads who are Englel playing in the Final of U19 Euros?

>mfw Scotshit and Waleshit couldn't even qualify

HOWLING.

>>77087522
>he can't use google
i'll give you a hint gerald, they've won the euros once before

>>77086492
Remember Morata to Milan?
That's what is gonna happen

77087459
imagine being this fat and wrong

>>77087738
but chinese money

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>Tiemoué Bakayoko's brother on Snapchat, via @BilelGhazi. A move to Chelsea is finally set to be completed.

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The sheer amount of pacey black lads in Chelsea is reaching the critical mass. I understand that Conte wants the players to leave thinking to him (and he's pretty damn good at it), but still. Imagine if they would have also bought Lukaku. Althought they can still get Obama.


>>77086868
>not a hint of remorse

>>77086256

>that career

Who is next, Martial or Rashford?

>>77087979
Can black people even get their hair JUST'ed?

>>77088110
What's he done now Ronnie?

>>77088170
tax evasion

can chelsea just buy belotti please

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>>77088249
no

>>77088249
Italian strikers hardly every work abroad, apart from Luca Toni, and maybe Balotelli, I can't really think of any

>>77088287
can conte convince based luca to come out of retirement to play for chelsea
I miss that lad

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>>77088287
Balo is a very special case

>>77088249
good idea la

>>77088319
>Still getting top scorer at the age of 37
What a legend

>>77088249
He has real class to him, I love classic CFs. But he can also be the next Immobile for 100 millions. They won't go for him unless they're desperate. Obama's a mature player who's pretty much guaranteed to not fail, he's also cheaper. I would like them to buy Belotti though, I miss them paying ridiculous money for >Torres.

>>77088319
Watched Hellas Verona games just for him.

>>77088370
>Watched Hellas Verona games just for him.
same

>>77088287

GIOVINCO

>>77088287
Vieri, Vialli, Ravanelli. Most of them actually.

>>77084782
>I played for Napoli before they were good

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>>77088400
>plays for a Canadian club

>>77088328
what you want, a bentley, fur coat, a diamond chain? all you blacks want all the same things

>>77088466
Too intelligent for defense.

>>77087550
Spain? Don't bully me Jewspurs anon!

>>77088287
Now or ever?

Vieri, Vialli, Ravanelli (scored a hattrick on his debut), Zola, Baggio (Dino).

>>77088598
I'm sorry. You were close, it's the U19 TSUUUs

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This is Pep's assumed team for next season. The one he said he will be playing. This is what he basically said to the board he was going to get.

>mfw

>>77088668
see
>>77088466

>>77088668
Sanchez is the only one of those they might not get

>>77088668
>implying Gundogan and Kompany won't just be injured

>>77088668
I reckon Sterling or Sane will start on the wing and the 2 Silvas will rotate with De Bruyne

>>77088668
I hope Ederson is good

>>77088668
Not too shabby, the defence is ok and the depth is there, it's his second year
If he gets these players Pep will have no excuses anymore
They dont even need Sanchez btw

>>77088758
>it's his second year
>spend hundreds of millions
>only get the Top 4 trophy
>even fucking Arsenal got a trophy
>United got 3 (THREE)
Pep is a failure. I can't wait for the response if he doesn't win shit this year. A League Cup will get him a 'he's building, it's n-not his team yet!' excuse so he needs that at least.

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3rd kit revealed

>>77089365
>EXIT THE SHADOWS
are they implying the FL Championship is the shadows?

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The hell Griezmann?

>>77088466
kek again

>>77089759
A French Man living in Spain who wants to be American

Awful

>>77088668
>Gundogan
>DM
I doubt.

Last digit of my post is Man City's position in the EPL this season

Fucking hell, Levy. Just drop the asking price for Walker to 40m and get Iheanacho. Even 40m for Walker is a joke.

>>77089365
Would literally be a 10/10 if it had a better looking sponsor