>ywn be part of the TSU family

tsu

They are all ugly as fuck. Did they all sacrifice themselves so penaldo could have it all?

where is his wife/kids?

>>77080893
all of them are his kids

>>77080780
confirmed pregnant

>>77080876

said the white american adonis while spraying sunscreen on his perfect golden skin.

his wife's pregnancy advanced suspiciously fast innit lads

>>77080876
you mean ronaldo sacrificed himself so a bunch of ugly and fat moors could have a decent life?

just your average white family

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>>77080780

that grandma in red is T H I C C

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what did he mean by this?

>rainbow flag trunks
is he hiding it anymore?

>>77080944
kek

are German posters always this funny?

Which one of these 2 kids on the left is CR Jr.? They look the same

>Needs to be the center of attention even in a family picture
>Portugal is white we promise

>>77080923
Damn you're right

>>77080961
the dark one

ronaldos gf looks like my mom in young age lol

>>77080961
see >>77080921

>>77080961
>one is blacker
>one is unhappy
>one have meme haircut

gee let me guess...

>>77080968
>>77080977
He wasn't that black a few months ago

Is the sun of Portugal that strong?

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whos that loli

>>77080965
>googles "american basketball"
>America is white we promise

>>77080988
yes

it's called a tan. takes a few months to wear it off

>>77080994
>portuguese "humour"

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would you wish you were donaldo's kid provided you had all the money in the world but you'd be his playtoy until 18 years old and he'd dress you up and make you take naked pictures with him and occasionally stick it in your pooper?

>>77080921
After being the only child of his father, now he has to face harsh reality of not being a baby anymore, having to share her father's attention and love (and the whole family's for that matter) with the twins and the unborn child in the womb of her father's whore. Sad!

>>77081015
aren't you supposed to be taking a siesta?

>>77080944
What's with Germans and their disgusting fetishes? Surely there must be an explanation. Is it the climate? Genetics?

>>77081022
You have mental health problems, Anon, please seek help.

>>77081049
they don't have someone to guide them in the right direction

>>77080994
So we've admitted he isn't white? That's a big step, I'm proud of you

>>77081022
You had me until that last sentence

>>77081022
ronaldo seems like he loves his kids almost as much as he loves himself
he wouldn't do that

>>77081022
nope, you can see the sadness in his eyes. I pity the poor kid, he's not a real son, he's Ronaldo's irl kid Barbie

>>77080780
I thought he was a lonely child

>>77080780
fuck this is kinda scary

do you guys think his family knows hes gay? i think he's still in closet because it would break his mom heart imo, not because of football fans

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>>77081071

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>>77081049
mongol genes crave for their true vatherland and thus come up with things to compensate
>>77081059
ja, but I'm already on 4chan
>>77081071
well. in all seriouness, what did you expect?
>>77081075
well to him it is love maybe
>>77081076
kinda. but he'll never have to work a day in his life either so idk
>>77081120
>extremely flamboyant to the point where he lives in tan beds and has designer babies
>only truly happy when with big arab men
>women he picks superbly very obviously beards

gee I wonder

>>77081120
nigga his wife is pregnant

>>77080780
Are these people "white"?

>>77081049

saying this while posts like >>77081022 are around is mean

>>77080988
Even on winter it's sunny here.

>>77081168
good goyim

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>>77081170
are any of your people "white"?

>>77081170
Who cares? It's terrible being pale in Latin Europe unless you are a 6'2 scandinavian tourist.

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>>77081170
yes according to US consensus
>>77081189
but it's not my fetish

>rainbow flag on his shorts

lmao. His son/clone looks so sad.

>>77080876
Ronaldo is the richest of the bunch and can afford to pay people vast sums of money for the sole purpose of making him look good. Image consultants, hair stylists, etc. .

>>77081121
A full blown gypsy

>>77081168
It isn't the first time a fag has a child with a women you dumbass

>>77081075
>Implying he wouldn't fuck himself if he could

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>>77081218
>clone

this is probably what happened. he just had the chinese sweatshop workers splice some of his genes so he doesn't seem identical

if you disagree I don't really care. guy probably has a micropenis anyway

What a based man

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>>77081164
>mongol genes crave for their true vatherland and thus come up with things to compensate
I guess non-whites come up with things to make actual white people seem less white

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>>77081229
how jealous are you right now, from 1 to 10?

>>77080922
But I'm a black American currently wearing out some excellent spanish pussy thank you

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>>77081214

>but it's not my fetish

that's too bad. thicc grannies are my fetish though

>>77081203
How can anyone still believe in God after seeing this photo...

>>77081251
>dont talk to me or my clone ever again

>>77081170
t. Brayan Zamudio Hernandez

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>>77081249
pic related
>>77081254
and I don't readily disapprove to be quite honest

>>77080929
Playing at fucking game isnt a sacrifice. Every time one of these uggos mention she they are related to Ronaldo people probably reel back cause they'd can't believe something so ugly can be related to penaldo

>>77080949
He's gay innit

>>77081270
>pic related
that's just your typical Bavarian (Celtic-Slavic-Germanic mix)

>>77081231
i'd fuck me if i could
thread theme https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_DVS_303kQ

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Ronnie's son HAS to be Hulk's look at the resemblence

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>>77081305
I was just amused by how seriously you replied

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>>77081314
leave surrogacy to me

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>>77081329
you don't take this seriously?

>>77080979
kek

is fat ronaldo related to tsunaldo?

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So he has the first clone, the other two twins and now his "wife" is pregnant with another one? What exactly is Ronaldo's endgame?

America is for whites only. There are no blacks or browns in this country.

>>77081387
>tfw no politically concerned dutch gf to strip for you

The guy directly below Ronaldo is how he would look like if he wasn't a footballer

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>>77081407
>it was my german fan all along

>>77081432

redpill a newfag on ballack. what did spuh think about him?

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what does ronaldo tell his son (clone) when he asks where is mom is?

If Cristiano has a Million fans
I'm one of them.
If Cristiano has only one fan
I'm the one.
If Cristiano has no fan left
It means I'm Dead..

>>77080780

>TSU standing on his toes on top of a step ladder

I can't even.

>>77081203
Holy shit, I never realized Kanye was so short.

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>>77081458
>ballsack

but really who cares I liked him

me bottom right

>>77081458
better than Schweinsteiger, worse than Loddar

>>77081490
Holy shit, I never realized you were so gay.

>>77081467
>daddy where is mom
>*unzips dick* here it is

>>77081432
That's moortuguese-tier skin and hair color.

Ballack is not white.

>>77081561
hes just a tanned german

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>>77081561
why would such a perfect specimen would want to associate himself with wh*te people anyway?

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>>77081591
used an extra would there, but I did it on purpose just so I could post another picture of this guy

>>77081621
>white "pipo"

>>77080876
ronaldo isn't exactly a rolemodel either, look at his teen pictures

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>>77080780
jesus christ

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>>77081252

>>77081658
i don't know what is scarier the fact that there are black people who post here or the fact that there are women who post here
truly bloodcurling

>>77081688
errr, black... women?

>>77081688
/sp/ is full of black woman actually

>>77081688
black woman here

>>77081688
I am black. Flag confirms.

Not a wyman though

>>77081717
DAS RITE MMHMM YAAAAAAS SLAY QUEEN

>>77081717
I love living in world of multicultural diversity. Like a modern day footy side with twenty languages. Feels good.

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>>77081717
>>77081726
>>77081733
well hi there my colored friends how are you doing haha

>>77081688
You're chilean mate

We can cope with a few fannies about the place

>>77081783
el chileANO

es una broma wn kjakjakjajka soy blanco cual peruANO

>jorge mendes being investigated by the spanish AND NOW by the portuguese tax authorities
>ronaldo's yacht was raided by fully-armed officers of the spanish tax authorities searching for documents related to the corruption, money laundering and tax evasion charges
keep tsuuing, might as well be your last tsu

>>77081907
t. redpilled portsuubro

>>77080780
He is Tsuluting us

>>77081907
portuguese authorities investigating mendes? I dun believit

what's next? portuguese journalists actually writing articles about his shady deals and how he pulls the strings in the portuguese NT and some portuguese clubs?

>>77082019
>in the portuguese NT
I mean the portuguese FA in general, not just the NT

>>77081907
who would bring such documents onto a yacht?

>>77080876
Portuguese are ugly as fuck in general.

>>77082055
to dump them into the ocean. brazilian futebol fraud boys used to take incriminating evidence, put them in a small box filled with cement and toss it overboard.

>>77082067
I knew Portugal was self-loathing but damn.

>>77082019
http://www.jn.pt/justica/interior/negocios-de-jorge-mendes-e-13-clubes-investigados-pelo-fisco-8629960.html
soon or later god's gonna cut'em down

>>77082095
they don't have the technology of fire?

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>>77082124
I'm not even joking.
I live in Lisbon, and it's the city with the most beautiful woman in the country, specially if you go to Cascais. But for every pretty and hot girls you get like 20 that are 4/10 or less.

Of course, sometimes, when they're actually pretty they are pretty in some unexplainable way, with facial features only explained by centuries of race mixing, like pic related.

But girls like these are just rare as fuck.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOD7TnY6UPQ

>>77082067
this is just bait post to keep tourists away from your damn fine women

portuguese tie serbia/moldova/colombia for most butiful womynz

>>77081556
>come on... Give mommy a little kiss, come on

>>77082273
>But for every pretty and hot girls you get like 20 that are 4/10 or less.
that's just the way of the world

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>>77081561
>tf
>tp

Please emigrate, you bring shame to your ancestors that actually fought moors so you could call yourself portuguese

>>77082373
>moldova
i thought moldova was a poor shithole or something like that

why did he have Jr. with a black woman?

going for those athleticism genes?

>>77080921

>When you realize your $900 million turned into $300 million

>>77082546
do you think he likes barsinson? he's half-mexican

>>77082673
Why do you guys think Latinamericans still lie The Simpsons? they haven't been relevant in like 13 years

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>>77082725
you re gifted yourself

>>77082725
lurk more pendejo

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>>77082738
forgot pic*

>>77082737
I mean, nobody watch them anymore.

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this is now /sinson/

>>77082273
>But for every pretty and hot girls you get like 20 that are 4/10 or less.
welcome to everywhere (except Sweden and Norway perhaps)

do you think the Czech Republic is full of pornstar-tier 9/10 girls?

>>77082386
hot

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>>77082782
el americANO señiores

>>77082477
it is

fuck this, im leaving

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>>77082942

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>>77082942

>>77082942
jajajaja el puto mexicANO jajaja

>>77082942
tomate el palo gato

>>77080780

>Woman on the right sucking in her gut

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>>77080780
bottom right hhhnnnngggggggggggggggggggg

>>77081049
''Germans''