/BRG/ BRASILEIRÃO GENERAL - BYE DOUGLAS EDITION

>>77078296
>corinthianswinslol

I don't like this general, I miss /copalib/ lads ;_;

Any updates on the gringo to São Januário situation?

>>77078498

>not me
I was wondering about that too. Where are you, burgerbro?

>sport

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>>77078296
There goes another one

The Derby Paulista is today, lads!!!!

>>77082966
Palmeiras ftw

so fellow huefags, what's your predictions on the derby paulista?

and são paulo? facing the mighty atlético goianiense, does it start a majestic recovery or today will be just another nail in the coffin?

>>77083501
I'll stick with Goianiense. SPFC morale is very low after the shitshow that Ceni pulled

>São Paulo
>11 points
Where did everything go wrong?

>11/36

Fucking Ceni, we're palermo tier now

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>>77078296
>Roger
The city of brazil

>Diego Alves going to Flamengo
Literally who can stop them?

Help
I want to put a wager on Corinthians
tell me how fucked I am

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Ponte Preta 0-3 Bahia

1st away victory for Bahia this edition

go bay my cum

>>77078296
Sao Paulo to segunda when m8s?

>>77084441
Apologize

>>77088742
Wait to november or december

Meanwhile,
Atlético Mineiro 0-1 Santos.

Atlético lost two penalties

Going to beat my meat, can't stand the tension before the match

>santos with a gk missing a part of his leg (literally)
>alt can't score
kek

daily reminder that Corinthians only plays parking the bus

GOL CONTRA!!!
VASCO, PORRA!!!

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Volta o cão arrependido

>parks the bus
>scores
>Goes back to parking the bus

every game

fuck corinthians

caralho vai tomar no cu esse atletico mineiro time de filho da puta

>>77089341
Always

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GO BAY MY CUM

>>77089341
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS

>>77089832
>>77089884
salt

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>>77089884
>still believing that there will be any justice

>>77089341
It never would happen if Brazil be a railroader country

So... See you guys next year, I guess.

just

P-p-p-park the bus. T-t-they always park the bus. Right guys?

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>mediocre bus parkers exposing our league
Is Corinthians our Leicester

Fuck me :)))))

Flamengo has to win CdB and Sulamiranda now.

>>77090307
N-NOOOOOOO IT'S NOT FAIR

>>77090318
Flamengo has to crash their plane and die

>>77090352
You really wouldn't want this to happen

>>77090381
Yes, I want

>>77090352
fuck off, jorge

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>the city of home teams

>get exposed on the CdB by shinter
>win the BR league easily
How?

>>77090460
mata-matas

>>77090460
In the Copa you can't park the bus all the time

>>77090393
>Flamengo getting a Chape-like boost
it would be unbearable

Apologize to vasco and Eurico right now.

>corinthianswinslol

fuck this shit

the only thing that can redeem this brasileirão is if são paulo gets relegated/inter stays down

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A P O L O G I Z E

>>77090845
I am not mad because Corinthians is winning. I'm mad because they are winning by not letting football happen. Bus parking all day

>>77090890
I don't care about corinthians it's that no one else comes close, it's over already.

>>77090845
I'd happily give up the huezão title if bambi gets relegated. pretty sure they won't tho

19/45
Good win, that makes up for the Corinthians loss at home. Need another away win now. Also, good pace to avoid relegation and the bottom teams keep getting shittier, I'm starting to have some optimism for the season.
>tfw all the goals tonight (except the Own goal) were scored by players that came from the youth system
muh

>Marcus Vinicius is actually good
>Sassá is absolute trash

thank you based cruzeiro

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>>77090922
fica irritado não :-)

>>77091049
Not him, but it's not about corinthians, it's about the thrill of the title race. Same shit last year.
But i don't care about the title race anyway, it's not like >my team had any chance this year.

>>77091118
you are watching one of the best teams in the history of the Brasileirão, you should be thrilled just to tell your grandson about it

>>77091159
>>>>>>>>Romero

>>77091118
there was some thrill last year, 2013-15 was way worse

>>77091159
>best team
>playing a match that is entertaining, without the bus parked

>>77091178
2013 lasted until around the end of the first half, when Botafogo lost to cruzeiro by choking it all, it wasn't as bad as 2014 and 15.

Literally who the fuck cares about this shitty, rigged tournament?
It's all about the CdB and the libertadores, baby.

Can someone turn the Happy Merchant into Guardiola?

>he doesn't rate Vasco's youth system

>>77091193
Lmao. It's always boring when it's not your team winning

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>home """"advantage""""

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Are they really our only hope lads

>>77095633
No. I'd rather have Corinthians 1x0ing the rest of their matches than Flamerda winning it

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>>77095633
>Flamengo
>against SP clubs
Flamengo is the biggest bitch of clubs from SP, even a small club like Santo André made Flamengo their bitch.

>>77096399
shit taste tbhonesto

plus Flamengo hasn't won anything relevant this decade yet

I wish Gremio wouldn't throw away all their title chances at every possible opportunity

So, how hard will Grêmio fuck Flamengo today?

>>77100721
Very softly

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Chola não!!!

>>77084320
Toma, bem!!!

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>>77090318
>Flamengo has to win Sulamiranda now.

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O JUSTO

FLAMENGO AND GREMIO NOW

>>77102358
Lots of arrows
It's also the best possible team, with Berrio, Romulo, Geuvanio, Vizeu, Ronaldo, etc, making a strong bench

o justo

>Massaraujo
>Trauco
lmao

>>77102358
kek

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I forgot to change my team from the last round on cartola, but it seems I'm doing well, better than if I changed.

>>77102358
This but Berrio instead of Vinicius Junior

>>77104686
monkeys on typewriters

>>77104727
what do you mean

>>77104780
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

>>77104803
Oh right, I thought you were calling me an ESL lol

This team is pretty solid tho

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*flops when they feel you breathing near*

WE DID IT REDDIT

>San Pablo

É IMPRESSIONANTE A CAPACIDADE QUE ESSE TIME TEM PARA SER HUMILHADO.mp4

>>77105636
>>77105604
Apologizo

CHEIRINHO

>flamingo

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CHORAM AS ROSAS

São Paulo will be the "big team" to get relegated this year.

I'll have a lot of fun with this, perhaps they'll have a derby with Inter in Série B.

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*blocks Diego's path*

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Imagine selling a full XI of starters and top prospects, then drawing at home with the worst team in the league when you're already the 2nd worst, right after sacking your biggest idol!

Zébol wins again.
Time for mad Mauro

>the city of cheirinho

>Damião
>Massaraujo
>CUellar
>Trauco
>Everton Ibrahim al-Ribeiro

topkek, Flamengo is like a turtle on a post

>>77106345
he already blamed zébol in like the first 2 minutes

>>77106245
>Forward as Fullback
>Attacking Midfielder as Defensive Mid
>Another AM as DM
>Two Centerforwards

just fuck my flamengo up m8

>GK
>RB-CB-CB-LF
>RF-AM-AM-LF
>CF-CF

Ze Retardo, everyone

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>Luxemburgo's Sport is in the Libertadores Zone
lel

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DUST BLIND MY EYES
MAKES ME REALIZE
I'M CHOKING

>>77107406
>doubting pofexo
>ever
nunca critiquei

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Vem rir no face!