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/mlb/ general: HAIRY HARPER edition

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AL WINS LOL
>ninny leage

mlb.com
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HEY
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>AL has more World Series wins
>All Star game wins
>Inter-league wins

wait, how is this possible if the NL has such superior talent and strategy?
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HEY
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>>77072982
WHERE'S
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MY
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>>77072999
MY JUNIOR CIRCUIT STOP TALKING ABOUT US REEEERR
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>>77072999
Where has anyone ever said the NL has superior talent and strategy?

the NL rules allow more strategy to be employed in a game. It doesn't mean NL managers are better strategists. Just that they have to use more strategy in each game under NL rules.
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>>77072982

Ladies and gentlemen, THE most cerebral AB of the year
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>>77073020
ok now do talent
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>>77073021
superior national t leaugers
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Does anyone actually think one league as a whole consistently has more talent than the other?

They are all drawing from the same pool of kids in the draft.
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>>77073034
and all the good talent goes to one league whereas random number two starters and marginal bullpen pieces in that same league can move to the other league to pick up a few cy young and saves champions awards
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>>77073021
Bellinshit is done, dead before arrival, sad
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>>77072982
>yfw the Cardinals beat the Doyers in October
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>tfw no baseball until Friday
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HEY
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ROBINSON!
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>>77073054
implying i'm not watching the local beer league in the meantime
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>>77073046
>all the good talent goes to one league
??? how?

Do NL scouts just have no idea how to scout good talent?
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>>77073059
Yes?
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>>77073058
HEY
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>>77073006
THAT POP UP TO RIGHT
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>>77073021
>0-3
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>>77073065
YOU
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>>77073074
OUT THERE IN THE COLD
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>>77073063
its possible to be really shitty in the draft
just look at the mariners draft history
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>Want to buy an All Star game hat because Cano won the MVP
>Every hat is dogshit
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>>77073071
MMR with the A+ bants
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HEY
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>>77073064
NICE DINGER
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>>77073074
YOU
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>>77073087
Thank you, Nellie

Nice Selfie
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>>77073078
But an entire league? That seems pretty unlikely
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Picking on the NL is kind of like picking on a handicapped. It's just not fair.
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Which player is most representative of the geist of the National League?
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>>77073091
GET INTO MY CAR
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>>77073098
this is the league that enjoys watching pitchers struggle to get a .100 batting average
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>Be AL
>Be superior to NL in every possible way
>More World Series Wins
>More All-Star Wins
>More Interleague Wins

>Still get asses kicked in attendance

Why is this?
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>>77073120

NL fans are uneducated, opioid addicted, flyover state, hicks who buy tickets using welfare money.

AL fans are hard working, white collar Americans, who are moving up in the world. They must sacrifice for their high paying careers.
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>>77073120
The AL is only for fags who fall for the DH meme.
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>>77073120
Isn't it great?

Reminder that the AL originally implemented the DH to boost attendance.
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NL feebly punching up at their betters
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>>77073120
The DH doesn't draw, brother
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>>77073207
but I thought it made games so much more exciting?

more dingers, right?

more things to keep ADHD AL fans interested?
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/r/ing webm of bryce harper running squarely into the wall
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"GIVE ME ATTENTION"
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the ninny league is SEETHING
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>>77073063

NL hitters are used to facing pitchers whose throwing is disrupted by having to bat, so when they face AL pitchers that aren't...
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>>77073120
>Yanks overpriced their fans
>A's play in a shithole and now with the Warriors are gud, the fans got tired of the constant mediocrity
>Rasy literally plays in the worst sports stadium in all of sport in the middle of retired Yanksfag territory.

But Rasy and Assy's numbers really fucking us over in attendance, fuck.
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>>77073248
What's the difference between an offensive shit and a defensive shit? Is offensive like diarrhea?
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>>77073120
>>77073188

>muh attendance

gasping for straws lads?
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>>77073250
Doesn't explain how the AL beats them in interleague. An AL pitcher should be more rattled than an NL pitcher.

It really comes down that a hitting pitcher has been a dead meme for decades now. It made sense because pitchers were able to hit as well as the rest of the lineup by in the days, but pitching gotten so specialized that they can no longer keep up with the demand of practicing their swing
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>>77073257
>implying that defensive shit isn't when you are trying to laid a big steamer but it's struck halfway because it won't come out.

Offensive shit is when you are one fart away from shitting yourself and hope that your butthole is clenched hard enough so you won't shit on yourself before you can find a bathroom.
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was selig a good head of baseball?
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>>77073346
No, Selig never accomplished anything of note in the world of baseball

>bought and relocated a 1969 expansion team that was unfairly forced to expand 2 years early
>sat over the steroid era and did nothing
>helped cause the players strike in 94
>willingly let another 1969 expansion team get unfairly relocated in 2004

that said, Manfred hasn't been any better
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h-hey
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How's everyone doing tonight? I'm feeling so-so but more on the up atm
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>>77073021

>0-3
so this must be the ace pissboi keeps telling me about
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>>77073448
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>>77073448
.
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>>77073423
>60 wins by the all-star break

You should be feeling outstanding, except for the part where you live in Houston.
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>>77073467
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>>77073462
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>>77073469
Save me from this heat and humidity
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>>77073423
tired
leave home at 6 get home at 7
everyday
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*saves Andrew Miller's career
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>>77073512
2.5 star catch
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>>77073496
No one can save you but you.

Do what I did: Graduate high school. Move.
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>Jansen
>getting a BALK in the all star game

>Kimbrel
>Winning the fucking game for team AL

Well that settles that argument.
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>do my regular check on Kershaw's stats (as you do on GOAT watch)
>remember this piece https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/clayton-kershaw-might-might-not-be-the-best-pitcher-in-baseball-anymore/
Aaaaaaaaaaand still undisputed best pitcher in baseball
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anyone got a webm of Cano's dinger?
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>>77073506
Oh mang that sucks!! I've had a couple of days like that and they are super hellish for sure

>>77073527
I graduated 3 years ago, but fuck me if I can sustain myself alone atm

maybe after college
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Every single Biggiopost is always fucking terrible
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Biggio
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HEY
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>>77073593
be careful anon.

you're about to trigger everyone on this entire board
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But the Eeries will be started in a NL park.
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>>77073021
Nigga, Bellinger took Miller deep in the actual season.
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Interleague record is currently 93-82 for AL. Dodgers have thus far done their part going 7-3 vs AL teams. They have the White sox and Twins later this month.
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Reminder that the NL would've slapped the AL if Kershaw played
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If the NL fielded some cyborg robots they might have had a chance against the Ãœbermensch of the American league
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>>77073919
woulda, shoulda, coulda

5 straight AL victories, baby
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>>77073919
I'm a Doyerfag but I have no idea how he would of won the game. He would of pitched like 1 or 2 innings early on in the game and that's it. There was no way Maddon would of sent him out there for 9 innings.
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>>77073919
How would the AL hitting an extra home run in the second inning have helped the NL?
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>>77073988
>would of
>would of
>would of
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>>77073512
Cody Bellinger already ended Miller's career with a go ahead homer. But striking out in an exhibition game somehow matters more. Francona couldn't even make the post game presser aster that game so if Francona dies (we all hope he does) it'll be because of Cody Bellinger.
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At least we finally saw again, for the 20th year in a row, who is truly the better league.
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Otani pitching tonight, first time this season

http://live.qq.com/10000402

get in here
>>77074361
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Miller was just saving all of his Ks of Bustinger for a national TV audience
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>>77074390
Jesus, looks like he never swung a bat before
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>>77074390
Was Miller also saving his ERA for the Dodgers to feast on by giving up two bombs to a man bustinger and kike "the banana" Hernández?
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>>77074458
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Reminder that the AL would've slapped the NL even harder if Logan Morrison played
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Makes me think.
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>0-6
>9.00 ERA
What did the doyer all star players other than Jansen mean by this?
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>>77074530
Question to the baseball intellectuals of the 4chan.....

Is Robinson Cano and his team in line for postseason berth because of his ASG MVP and does his ASG HR account towards his season total???

Let me know please, I'm a new baseball aficionado and want to know just how much the all-star gane matters.

Like if you pitch a clean inning in the ASG does you career ERA go down?

If you get an RBI does it account for your career total?
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>asg cidf

kek
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DAILY REMINDER THE NINNY FUCKING LOST AGAIN AHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH
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>>77074606
All star game stats don't count for season or career stats. Cano's Mariners team is buried in the AL West, no shot at the postseason. ASG MVP doesn't change that.
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>>77076181
Yeah but did you see that Corvette though?
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Scherzer 1 IP 2 SO
Harper 1-1 1H 1 BB
Also nice diving catch + hair flip
Murphy 1-2
Strasburg DNP
>The Corpse of Ryan Zimmerman 0-2 GIDP

All in all not a bad showing for the Nats. Too bad the rest of the NL let us down. I'm looking at you Cubs and Dodgers
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>>77073469
>>77073527
Are the Astros just getting more trips by the second?
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>>77076503
harper is a fag and embarrassed both himself and ninnies
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>>77076663
How so you moose fucking, homophobic piece of shit?
>a fucking leaf
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How the fuck was the only Brewer that made the all start roster their fucking closer
Shaw should've had that third spot on the roster
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>>77077032
If they were going to have another 3rd basemen, it was going to be Bryant
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>>77077084
Rendon is having a better year than Bryant and Shaw.
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>>77077173
Wrong. They'd probably like to have the former MVP on the team too.

Just like your faggot Eric Thames didn't deserve it getting on the team. Rizzo would've been a better option. Fuck you.
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>>77076827
he's a fag but not like a gay fag if you knonw what I mean
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>>77077266
Bryant .286 18HR 38RBI .389OBP .529SLG .143OPS+ 3.0 WAR

Rendon .304 16HR 54RBI .407OBP .552SLG 146OPS+ 4.1WAR
You were saying?
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>>77077326
You didn't answer my question. How did he embarrass himself and the NL?
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>>77077363
Now adjust those stats to account for the shitty division he plays in you retarded cunt
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>>77077400
He plays the games that are scheduled
>conditions I deem fair.
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>>77077396
fag hair flip, you literally cannot catch ball in a douchier way, single-handedly let the first run score

im glad judge is making his yankee dreams go up in flames
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>>77077400
Cubs have one All Star.
Blows the save.
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>>77077400
Both divisions are shit you retarded cunt
>You have to adjust stats to my liking
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how the fuck do you adjust for shit division lmao

just say he plays in the ninny league and be done with
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>>77077441
>single-handedly let the first run score
Playing way off the line. Opposite field bloop single. Run scores from 2nd.
Makes nice diving catch to rob a base hit and end the inning.
Yeah. I fail to see how that's embarrassing.
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>>77077507
>can't even cover for the doyers
>makes a dramatic shampoo commercial out of a routine shallow fly
>judge is better
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>>77077451
The NL central has a team well on it's way to the postseason, and the Cubs and Cardinals aren't far behind it. Now check the NL East, faggot. It appalls me that you cunts perform such mental gymnastics to call the Cubs shitty.
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>>77077529
Hahahaha
Oooooooooooooookay then.
>you're just pissed because you're balding prematurely.
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>>77077538
But the Cubs are shitty.
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>>77077538
>The NL central has a team well
Because the division is so trash the fucking brewers are leading it
>Cubs and Cardinals aren't far behind it
5+ games back isn't close
>It appalls me that you cunts perform such mental gymnastics to call the Cubs shitty.
Because they are
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>>77077538
mo'Lester#fuckoff
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>>77077568
Wrong.
>>77077574
5 games back at the All-Star break isn't far you dumb fucking cunt. Especially when the team leading the division is going to the postseason
>>77077622
Wrong again. Do you fucking idiots not have any other argument other than accusing people of being phantom trips?
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I still can't believe avi was basically up with the game on the line and he predictably blew it

Couldn't have scripted this any better
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>>77077680
>5 games back at the All-Star break isn't far
5+
Yes it is. Kill yourself lifelonger
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>>77077680
Teams with better records than the Cubs
Red Sox
Yankees
Rays
Indians
Twins
Royals
Astros
Nationals
Brewers
Dodgers
D-Backs
Rockies

The Cubs are also ties with the Rangers, Angels and Cardinals.

That's pretty pathetic, desu.
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>mfw the Cubs go back to being losers and they aren't even lovable anymore.
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>>77074390
>low and away 2 feet off the plate
>still swing
what the fuck I thought this guy was good?
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>>77077743
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying though fucking faggot. With over 80 games left in the season, and with the division leader going to the postseason, the Cubs aren't that fucking far behind. How many teams in other division have to deal with this? Do you seriously think any team from the dumpster fire NL East is going to the postseason? Fuck off. What's your team? Let's break down how they're extremely shitty now.
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It would be different if the Cubs this year were devastated by injuries or lost a bunch of their core to free agency, but the truth is they're just not very good. Last years team is mostly intact. They fluked their way in to a championship by winning 3 playoff series against historically weak opponents. The Giants, who limped in to the post season with a horrendous 2nd half. The Dodgers, who had half of their roster on the DL and the Indians, also mostly injured and with a shambles of a rotation.
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>>77077952
What the fuck are you talking about? The Nationals are going to the post season guaranteed.
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>>77077952
>the Cubs aren't that fucking far behind.
they are
>Do you seriously think any team from the dumpster fire NL East is going to the postseason?
why yes, the division winner gets to go to the postseason. I forget sometimes lifelongers don't know the rules of mlb
>wants to deflect to other teams when his own team is fucking shit
the typical lifelong defense
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>Fuck off. What's your team?
I-I-I-I-I'm not mo'Lester, I swear.


>mo'Lester#fuckoff
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>>77077994
>>77078003
We'll let the playoff picture decide that. Cunts.
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>>77078121
The devastated city of (you)
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>>77077553
I have benintendi hair tho
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>>77078214
>benintendi
I hope that you can at least throw strikes.
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>>77078397
Betances
>I was only pretending to be retarded.
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>>77078423
bro
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pissboi absolutely SEETHING itt top kek, I thought it was just an exhibition game. At least Kershaw didn't get a chance to embarrass himself.
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reminder that the Cubs are fraudulent and the drug results WILL be revealed
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So the Yankees have actually dropped Carter this time. What's the end game here? Do they have a move in mind? Is Bird coming back? Do they just like Choi as an every day first baseman? What's going on here?
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>With a game of pure prestige on the line, in extra innings, and Kershaw available...
>The National League manager chooses Wade fucking Davis to hold

Absolutely embarrassing for Kershtism
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>>77079024
>what's the endgame

get rid of carter
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>>77079024
Moustakas
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>>77079152

Has Moustakas played first before? It's definitely not a bad move if they don't have to give up too much for the half year rental.
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>NL is actually, unironically, factually 7-23 in last 30 ASGs

Don't even at me if you're in the confirmed inferior free outs circus
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>>77073021
>>77074390

>0-3
>that AB sequence

Another busted rookie, too bad.
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>>77079200
AL has also won 20 more WS titles than the Nope League
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>They didn't change baseba-
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>>77079834
Pretty sure that's not an official ball.
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>>77079901
It's a Home Run Derby ball
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>>77079901
>>77079925

Oh shit it is. Didn't realize they had two colors on them. Of course Embiid is also 7'.
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>tfw no baseball till Friday
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>>77080090
nice shirt desu

why are they casually sitting in the back of a truck
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>tfw Boston carried the AL team in the all star game
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>>77073020
>Where has anyone ever said the NL has superior talent and strategy?
Every single person on here who thinks the Ninny League is better says that
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>>77073250
>the NL has better pitching
>w-well no the AL doesn't distract the pitchers
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>>77080704
>AL
>strategy
pick one and only one
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77074236
Dodgers are so fucking assblasted
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>>77080823
https://youtu.be/9j4mxsAzzCc

ummmm????
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>>77080614
????
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these threads are so shit
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>>77080852
How many of those were pinch hitters? Did the manager do a double switch? Did he have to weigh the short term benefits of hitting for the pitcher against the long term detriment of depleting his bullpen for the rest of this game and games in the next few days? Do I ask too many questions for your small AL brain? Why is the sky blue?
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>yfw you realize through hit probability that the NL should have won that game
>Seager's hit should have been a double
>then Inciarte has a game tying rbi single up the middle
>Votto walks
>Then Bellinger hits a 2 run walkoff homer

Search your hearts AL fags; look at the statistics and realize that you didn't win shit.
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>>77081256
It's not even funny because it's so transparent that you're baiting for a
>CIDF
response.
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>>77081256

You're right
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>>77081256
>CIDF
But I will give you that it probably should have been at least tied. Those two plays were unreal
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>caring about a meaningless exhibition game
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>>77081256

>>Then Bellinger hits a 2 run walkoff homer

You were good until that.
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>>77080549
>why are they casually sitting in the back of a truck

Kershaw is from Texas, and that's what they like to do in that state.
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Any Natinals fans here have the scoop on what's up with Trea Turner? I haven't seen a rotoworld update since they placed him on the DL.

I've got him in a fantasy league, he was my second pick and he's played up to those expectations so far. But I got an offer for a decent trade that includes him, if he's going to be out all year I'm obviously going to take it. But I'm worried the guy offering me the trade knows something I don't.
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>>77081256
CONDITIONS
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>>77081514
Last I heard his return date was "indefimite" but that was a week ago. I'm thinking it will be mid to late August, best case. September almost certainly. But still. that's just a guess.
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>>77081609

Thanks guy. I've been following him this season for fantasy purposes and he's a hell of a player.
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>>77081483

>Another texan that will never win a world series
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>>77081648
Yeah he is. Fun to watch run the bases forsure. The power has been a nice surprise. I can't wait for next year when he and Eaton will be at the top of the order again. Lots of freak injuries to the Nats this year. Turner. Eaton. Werth. Taylor. At least the rotation seems to be holding up so far.
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>>77081657
That's fucked up, brah.
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What does conditions I deem fair even mean?
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>>77082130
It's a term used at krautchan you newfag
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>a fucking balk
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>>77072982
What a nice ass
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Wether you were rooting for the NL or the AL, I think we all can agree on one thing

>Cusb
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>>77082625
>cubes
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>>77082625
Is the Cubs making a mistake in an insignificant exhibition match like winning the world series to white sox fans?
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>>77082625
>Cusb
Drinks are on me tonight, gentlemen.
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>>77074390
the swing that ended bellinger's career
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>>77082709
>when confronted, the lifelong fan will bring up the whos or attendance, as if anyone cares about either
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>>77081039
One of them was a pinch hitter who was double switched.
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>>77082776
Remember last season when Cubs fans swore that they weren't bandwaggoners because muh attendance during losing seasons, even though 40% of their game attendance was on account of tourism, and the TV ratings were in the bottom ten in all of baseball, behind the Rays?
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lmao at the NL
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What will the Doyers excuse be if they can't win the pennant this year?
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>>77083462
"We value individual awards over team awards"
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Honest question-- since the NL is the quite provably inferior league, is it time to institute a "handicap" for all interleague games to make it fair for the NL? Start all games with a score of 3-0 in favor of the NL team, and 5-0 when playing in a superior American League ballpark.

That could help make it fair and keep newer fans around that don't like to see their sissy team get big dicked by a better league.
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Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2014 season in the hands of Edinson Volquez by starting him in the 2014 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Pirates willingly placed their entire 2015 season in the hands of Gerrit Cole by starting him in the 2015 NL Wild Card game.

Daily reminder that the Orioles willingly took their entire 2016 season out of the hands of Zach Britton by not pitching him in the 2016 AL Wild Card game.
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>>77080614
Kimbrel just made things interesting in a bad way as he seems to do every third or so outing.
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Everyone is saying the National League "lost" but what do you expect when a third of the team is comprised of doyers? I mean seriously.
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>>77083642
I'd expect them to at least score more than 1 run
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>>77083617
>in a bad way
>got the W without giving up a run
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>>77083659
the winning run was on second and threw six straight balls to start the inning. he was very shaky before he settled down as per usual and btfo the NL with the help of Upton.
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>>77083654
>more than 1 run
Remember we're talking about a National League team
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>>77083692
*he threw six straight balls to start the inning
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>>77083692
he did that on purpose IDIOT
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>>77083692
Don't forget who was "catching" him. It wasn't entirely his fault.
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Remember earlier in the season when the Orioles had fans because they were doing well
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>>77083902
You mean just like the Mets, Yankees, Reds, Rockies and Twins?
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>>77083981
>Twins
To be fair, I think that was one guy and he still posts. The other teams are simply bandwagon as fuck, however.
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>>77084000
The point stands. Aside from the Whos and the Mariners, all the other fan bases are fairweather as fuck.
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>>77084025
On /mlb/ anyway.
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>>77084025
Pretty much just the Mariners, TBF. White Sox haven't had much of a presence lately, it's kind of sad. I guess it finally got so bad that they fairweathered out.
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>>77084025
But what about us 4 Phillie fans?
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Holy f*ck that's the first Phillies fan I've seen all season
Nice of you to poke your head out of the dumpster
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>>77084093
first thread this season eh
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>>77080614
ummmmm Smoak???
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>>77084057
I can't blame them. They're nonexistent in the general, but they have a robust presence in game threads. The Whos were getting no hit Sunday and they outnumbered Rox 'fans' in the game thread 10-1 or more. That's loyalty. Can you blame them for avoiding the general? Post for what? To get blasted? Seattle isn't close to as bad as the Whos are. Injuries, mostly. They were expected to contend this year.
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>>77084057
The usual 5 or 6 are still in every game thread, they just don't get much activity when there's literally zero fans of the other team, which was the case for the last two series we played (A's, Rockies).
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>>77084069
Yes, yes. We see you.
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>>77084127
I don't know if that's true. I know that White Sox fans have been pretty silent lately.
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>>77084144

Rockies fans are in the general only. They wear their team like a fashion accessory. Something to go with their outfit because it was trendy for a minute. Now that they faded, it's not even fun to boast in the general anymore for them.
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>>77084156
That may be true. I haven't paid that much attention lately. I don't really miss BAJP.
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Where DID all those Rockies fans go? And Orioles, for that matter.

Just disappeared.
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>>77084260
MMR has been here everyday. Do you really want Old Bay to come back? Let him get roasted in /nfl/ for a while. They can have him.
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>>77077538
Every division has a team on its way to the post season
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>>77079563
27 of them are the Yankees. The AL isn't better, the Yankees are.
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>>77084496
>The AL isn't better
Provably false.
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>>77073021
>4 weeks later and he is still mad
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Okay. take out the best and worst team in each league. So the Yankees, Cardinals, Mariners, and Nationals. Now, what's the number of world series victories by each league? Mind you, rooting for a league is absolutely retarded
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>rooting for a league is absolutely retarded
I agree. I hate every other team in both leagues. The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy. Admittedly, there are some teams that I hate more than others.
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>>77084603
This is where we disagree. I think it's okay to have a team in the other league to root for when they play against any team that isn't yours(or if they're playing a team that needs to win in order for your playoff chances to go up)
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Rooting for a league is retarded but the NL is still better if you vacate the World Series wins of the Yankees, Jays, Angels, Orioles, Twins, Royals, A's, Red Sox, White Sox, Tigers, and Indians.
AL BTFO. Cap this.
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Rooting for two teams is a homosexual act.
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>>77084625
Meh.
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>>77084713
>BAJP cheers for two teams
>gets permabanned
really makes you think
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>>77084713
It's a dick move for sure.
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>>77084057
Are you blind? There's plenty of kenny/Hahn and #flythearrow posting
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>>77084789
I was just teasing a little bit XD :^)
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>>77084228
>>77084156
They're still here but just that BAJP got perma'd so its not as obnoxious.
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>>77084144
This. The series with the yankees was great when threads got so full with fans of both teams. And it was a series split so the shitposting was equal on each side. So far most active sox gamethreads this year have been vs yankees and vs other sox.
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>>77082821
>lifelong Cubs fans only lifelong Cubs fans because they are self-loathing masochists who enjoy misery
>Cubs win world series
>Skip a bit
>Cubs now trash
>lifelong fans stopped watching because they are "winners" now
>Cubs have literally no fans
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>>77084844
The ironic cubs fans who rooted for them because they were losers also shifted to the other side of the city now cause the roles reversed.

Chicago is literally so hipster that once the Cubs won the world series it was no longer cool to root for them but hey, the White Sox have had 5 consecutive losing seasons, all aboard!
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>>77084869
to be fair, the white sox have been a more likable team pretty much all along, and that makes me feel some amount pity for the actual whitesox fans who now have to deal with the jumpers

not TOO much pity though, because you know, it's fucking chicago
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>>77084919
>watched fellow fans jump to the cubs last season
>now watching yuppies and contrarians jump here this season
I honestly don't even know anymore. I know myself though, I'll just keep watching and rooting as I always have.
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wSox fan reporting.

Inb4 empty stadium is surrounded by niggly nigerians

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HEY
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>>77084971

Same here, people elsewhere dont get cubs/sox is more deeply rooted. For most of us its a family tradition to root for one or the other. That and geographical.

I dont care if they suck forever they are my team.
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>tfw Q is getting traded soon
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>>77085028
FUCK
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Holy moly White Sox fans out of freaking nowhere for the first time this season
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>>77085041
MY
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>>77085039
With the way he's been handling the expectations of being the staff ace, the sooner the better.
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>>77085050
Nope
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>>77085050
Are you
>>77084093
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>>77085051
ASS
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>>77085051
DEFENSE
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>>77085063
Yeah
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>>77085050

Ive been lurking on and off since the winter meetings, sometimes my goddamn phones ip is banned randomly so its kind of gay to post.

I hope they keep jose 'el cocaine mang check em' quints-anna. I keep up on mlbtraderumors and in the comments q's value always comes up and it seems like he is undervalued by the rest of the league. With his years of control i say keep him if they dont get good value in return. In 2 or 3 years when the rebuild is done he can be part of the rotation.
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>>77085081
>people still think it was Harper's fault not getting to that ball that the Greinke gave up
No RF could reach that, it was entirely the doyers fault.
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>>77085081
Webm of that error?
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>>77073496
>be me
>live in fort worth all my life
>grew attached to the >rags from childhood
>lose 2 ws chances in a row
>moving stadiums even though there is nothing wrong with globe life
>see houston
>always shit
>now of the best record in mlb
what timeline is this?
can someone please switch it back?
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>>77085149
*Wood

>>77085150
>error
Nope it was a hit that Wood gave up.
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>>77085150
There were no errors in the asg
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>>77084555
It's 37-37
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>A Mariner wins an All Star MVP after a decade
>the All Star merch this year is god awful

god dammit
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Will the Cubs trade Schwarber?
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>>77085443
Who would even want him? "DH who can't hit" isn't exactly a hot commodity.
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>>77085443
>>77085484
Yeah. Ask Chris Carter.
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>>77073021
>the assblasted shitty of cleveland think that a strikeout in a meaningless game is equivalent to miller being directly responsible for 2 losses in a 3 game series.
cant make this shit up
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>>77085304
that's pretty funny
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>>77085484
>"DH who can't hit"
I'm listening
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>>77085149
>No RF could reach that
except puig and maybe mookie betts.
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>>77085566
He's not old enough to be on the White Sox's radar.
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New to MLB, hear this Kershaw guy is really good, how many rings does he have?
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>>77081514
>I've got him in a fantasy league, he was my second pick
you already lost your fantasy league so do whatever the fuck you want.
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>>77085579
Yeah, eyes on the prize here
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uestion to the baseball intellectuals of the 4chan.....

Is Robinson Cano and his team in line for postseason berth because of his ASG MVP and does his ASG HR account towards his season total???

Let me know please, I'm a new baseball aficionado and want to know just how much the all-star gane matters.

Like if you pitch a clean inning in the ASG does you career ERA go down?

If you get an RBI does it account for your career total?
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>Ken Rosenthal can't write articles anymore because Fox Sports has gone all video

thank fuck
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>>77085604
https://youtu.be/2V3CfD8TPac
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>>77085624
Surprised to see this blatant bigotry on 4chan.
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Does /mlb/ support net neutrality?
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>>77085621
ASG has never counted towards your season or career stats.

Emphasis on the never; even when the ASG went towards home field advantage. Just in case you're a butthurt NL cunt that's trying to rationalize losing last night.
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>>77085621
Didn't you post this in the last thread
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NL fags are profoundly butthurt about losing a game they keep saying doesn't matter.
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>W-we can sure dumpster dive in the Ninny League
Lmao, I'm sure "good" ABL teams are proud of themselves too but it's just not a comparable level of play.
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>>77085792
What else would you expect from free-out babbys?
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>Even with the rally-killing and game-changing free out, NL pitchers share similar stats with their AL superiors.
Hmmmm
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Could one say that AT&T Park is Kershaw's 'house'?????
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>>77085874
>Not even as good as Whitlow Wyatt
what a bum
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I've realized that American League fans, and ONLY American League fans actually care about how the two leagues perform. Every single instigation is from the American League, and the archives prove that
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Since we're discussing stats from lower levels of play, check out this cool cat, Mark Hamburger.
He'd have the NL on lockdown.
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>>77085932
He'd be the next Kershaw if he was over here. Just don't let him in a REAL league like the AL.
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>>77085932
>>77085955
>this epic samefag
this is painfully awkward
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>>77085792
and the NL fags ruin another thread
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>>77085932
>>77085955
samefagsamefagsamefagsamefagsamefagsamefagsamefag
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>>77085971
>>77085996
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>>77085932
Phillies have some name names. Ranger Suarez, Sixto Sanchez, Seranthony Dominguez, Luke Leftwich, Arquimedes Gamboa, and Adonis Medina
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Se-woong Park seems to be getting his act together. It's fair to extrapolate these stats to the NL, but could he make it in real baseball (The American League)?
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>>77085919
Well, to be fair, the NL doesn't have much to say. You could sputter out "we're better!" but it would be a lie, and you know it would be a lie.
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>>77086246
Sounds like SEC fans, frankly
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As a Nationals fan, I'm much more focused on >our annual first round playoff exit than any stupid exhibition game.
>muh injuries
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>>77086311
thats the spirit
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>>77085566
What's Adam Dunn up to these days?
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>>77086347
Coaching little league and fishing
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>>77085621
Yes. ASG MVP for Robinson means the Mariners have already secured one of the two AL wild cards
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>>77086394
>Coaching little league
Just like Dave Roberts!
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>>77086489
First time in 16 years alright!

Let's celebrate with them.
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>>77085566
Hey. Remember when the Whos had to blow up their entire team because of a 12 year old kid? Sniff. Good times. Good times. Sniff.
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>>77086598
>1996 Phillies not on that list
shit list
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>>77086729
I don't.
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>>77086729
No
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>>77086729
Remember when the Astros played in the National League?
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>>77086755
Phils finishing with 65 wins those were the days.
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Welcome home, laddie
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The Biggio years
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>>77086910
He's coming home lads
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>>77085443

Schwarber plus a prospect for quintana, tell me that isnt a kenny williams type of deal.
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>>77086910
Rays confirmed for playoffs
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>>77086899

i sure do
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>>77086910
He did less than 2 years. He must have been a goo boi dat dindu nuffin to get out that early
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those had to be two rough years...
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>>77087052
He actually lost weight, but also lost hair.
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>>77086606
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>>77085955
The AL, where Kershaw has a better ERA than his career ERA. So much tougher.
>>
After 88 All-Star Games, the record is now 43-43-2. National League 361 runs. American League 361 runs
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>>77087052
>>77087012
>>77086910
Can you imagine what it must be like for him when he comes back and sees he's the only Rays fan left? What happened to that fanbase that made him anchor it so good?
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>>77087111
Only AL faggots give a fuck about the ASG. Most NL fans are looking at a playoff run with 25 and 30 games over 500. The AL is looking at 500 teams winning divisions and sub 500 teams clinching WC.
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>>77087134
>implying they'll actually let him back on here
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>>77087134
at least zobrist won 2 WS
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>>77087134
Remind me again was he actually still here for DAT NIGHT?
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>>77087191
>NL Wildcard standings
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>>77087134

bro his parole (and probably several years of subsequent probation) will mandate absolutely zero internet use whatsoever
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>>77087268
I heard they said he could only use this phone.
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>>77087331
How is he going to update his MySpace page?
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>>77087331
>yfw he uses the phone to call someone he hired to be a designated shitposter and just tells them what exactly to post at any given time
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>>77087511

i wonder if that's against the law. i would gladly take up the ghostposting reins for him
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>>77087511
I'll do it. What does it pay?
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>>77086910

>mfw he was probably a janitor in prison and most definitely did it for free


This man deserves some free beer and pizza from us.
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>>77087658

i will unironically buy the dude a pizza
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>>77087658
Alcohol is a parole violation.
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>>77087134

>mfw he doesn't even know that Joe Maddon left the Rays

>mfw he hears that Joe Maddon has a World Series ring

>mfw he hears that Ben Zobrist has two World Series rings

>mfw he hears that Jon Lester and Jake Arrieta have won World Series rings

>mfw he hears that David Price is one of the richest pitchers in baseball history

>mfw he hears that Rocco Baldelli is back with the Rays

>mfw LeXplorer hardly remembers Mike Trout and doesn't realize he's the GOAT
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http://www.nj.com/yankees/index.ssf/2017/07/which_all-star_encounter_had_yankees_aaron_judge_g.html

>yfw Judge is a huge Posey fan
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>>77087658
>free beer
Are you going to kiss him too
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>>77087776
>yfw lex comes back and knows more about baseball than lifelong astros and rockies fans
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>>77087709

We should all chip in. He also deserves some awesomely delicious wings.

>>77087753

Fuck, you're right. We'll get him some sparkling water then, or take him to church and let him take a big swig from the chalice.

>>77087798

>yfw LeX has done nothing but study ruthlessly in his prison cell and the prison library (whenever he wasn't getting fucked in the ass) and is now a full fledged sabermetrician, ready to take care of the Juiced Ball Era
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>>77087779
okay /mlb/
tell me which team wins the wildcard this season
answer incorrectly and the clock gets it
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>>77087921
Arizona
Milwaukee

Tampa
Anaheim
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>>77087921

my resd

then they go on to take a meme nlds from the dodgers
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>>77087921
Rays/Twins
DBacks/Rox
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>>77087776
Don't they have television in prison?
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>>77087921
AL: Twins>Rays
NL: Dbags>Rockies
Broors win the Central btw, Cubes miss the WC spot by 1 game
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How do we stop the AL bros
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>>77087956
>>77087978
>>77088047
told you not to answer incorrectly

>>77087962
you were outnumbered by wrong answers
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>>77088151

fug

oh well, i'll just drink until bryan price isn't our manager anymore
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>>77087983
Depends on if they let him watch his babsel. Odds are, from how big news this last Eries was, he should at least know Maddon and Zobrist winning rings.
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>>77080090
> that filename
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>>77087780

ah shit, he'll never get to see that thread
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Hello I am a Rays fan
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>>77083902
Orange Duck fan, still here
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>>77087861
I knew a guy that study chess and worked out 6 days a week for five years while he was in prison and was swole as fuck and wins local chess tournaments all the time.
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>>77087956
>Milwaukee
>WC
Who wins the Central? If you say Cusb you automatically lose
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>>77087962
All Ohio World Series?
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>>77088361

my heart would explode
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>>77088272
>>77088246
porove it
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>>77088272
Don't worry, the Yankees will keep you company.
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I found DG
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>>77088246
what kind of food did you have in prison, kyle?
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I call them the "Stankees" for obvious reasons.
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>>77088392
>not bankees
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>>77088246
Welcome
>>
The Astros have the highest ever wRC+ right now, above the 27 Yankees so far
>>
>>77084713

Actually it's closer to bigamy
>>
>>77088344

I doubt anyone wants to lose to that guy.
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>>77088386
something something rent something something for free
>>
>mfw da rasy win da worlds eries

Literally who can stop them from getting the 2nd wild card spot?
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>>77088577
Everyone makes mistakes... Read your scripture
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>>77088376
I'll post my Rays hat when I get home.
>>77088390
I'm not lex
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>>77088577
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>>77088392
wow..... so original. I mean at least the Yaks was fresh. I'd appreciate a good "Wank me's" or something
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>>77088664

> I'd appreciate a good "Wank me

i think we all would, m8

/mlb/ probably gets the least sliz of all
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>>77088635

Shame. He probably doesn't even know that Luke Scott has been out of baseball for a couple of years now.
>>
>>77088698
We're all gay here
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>>77088708
i've actually had straight sex more recently than gay sex...but it's still been ages...
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>>77088726
>straight sex
Sounds gay
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>>77088770
i did spill my seed somewhere other than a vagina. that's technically sodomy, right?
>>
>>77088900
>>77088770
It's only gay if you kiss or the balls touch
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>>77086955
But the White Sox won't deal with the Cubs
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTJK_L-Wcpk
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They should let catchers have custom face guards, like hockey goalies
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>>77089150
And put cameras on them
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>>77089165
and a microphone wired to joe bucks' living room
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daily reminder the balls are juiced and therefore this season is invalid except for the ninny league losing again, that will still be counted in eternity
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>>77089196

> trying this hard
> a fucking leaf
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>>77089237
my kingdom for a (You)
>>
American League winning games in July
National League winning games in November
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>>77074390
I heard he's getting demoted straight to High-A for that swing
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>two more days before play resumes
I don't think I'm gonna make it lads.
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Hello I am a real Rays fan
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>>77089288
must be a ninny league fan, I have shitposting ammunition til the playoffs
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>>77074390
Oh so this is what has pissboi all worked up lol
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>>77089196

>the balls are juiced

good, everyone likes seeing homers. I've noticed a lot more people in my area are watching or at least talking about baseball because of Judge's dongers
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>>77089268

you are right about the balls, tho
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>>77085443
he's going to TB for Chris Archer
>>
Business idea: a new dead-ball era. This will make it so only true autists enjoy this sport
>>
>>77088635
someone give me a quick greentext on this guy
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>>77089426

let me run it by manfred and get back to you
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>>77089327

>mfw your GOAT is Evan Longoria
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>>77089434

a judge in ohio saw fit to have mercy on his shitposting soul

that, or NKY's heroin epidemic is spreading faster than i thought and they need room in prison
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>>77089426
Will it speed up the sport though?
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>the Yankees suck again

We're gonna rebound in the next half, right?
>>
>>77089490

Games going 18 innings are going to become extremely common
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>>77089514
really drive that ad volume up
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>>77089442
2 scoops
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>>77089514
No chance Manfred does it
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>>77089499
Betances has looked better lately which will definitely help the cause. Tanaka still has muh day game autism, so that will be a bit of a bump. The real question is how many times will Girardi put Clippard out there before realizing he's shit.
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>>77089659
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>>77089426
>>77089438
Maybe....
>>77089514
... Absolutely not.
>>
>>77089763
UGHHHHH NIGGA WUT U DOIN GET DAT BOOGA OUT YO NOSE YOU NASTY
>>
Beating the NL in the All-Star game is like winning the World Series to AL fans.
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>>77089774
I'll have you know I keep VERY good hygiene habits and have no boogies.

>>77089838
When I check my records, it says here the American League has won more of the World Serieses than the National League, even during my tenure when I overlooked the extensive used of PE-- I mean pilates with certain National League teams. What did you mean by this comment?
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>>77089879
>le AL has more rings than NL meme
Now take out the Yankees rings.
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>>77089915
CONDITIONS
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>>77089923
Meme all you want, but you know it's true. You're not allowed to hate the Yankees and talk shit about them all the time, but then claim them when it's convenient for you.
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>>77089967
you're not allowed to talk shit about the tardinals and then claim all their rings for yourself either

wait, dont tell me, I bet you discount gints rings too out of simple respect for the fact that they are too good for their league, honestly
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>>77090027
I don't talk shit about either though. Even if I did, it's not even on the same level as the Yankees. You faggots go on and on about the Yankees, talking shit about all of their prospects are busts, how they bought all of their rings, how they'll never be good again, but then when you start a flamewar against us, you immediately call to your big, strong Yankee watchdog to save the day and "beat" the NL. Then the second that conversation ends, you go back to talking about how shit the Yankees are, how Aaron Judge will regress to Chris Carter, and how their farm system is a paper dragon. Pick a side already.
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>>77089915
what about their pocket watch?
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>>77090086
Relax man, it's just a game.
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F I V E
P O I N T
F I V E
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>>77090097
>lmao Yankees suck
>Lmao Aaron Judge* amirite???
>"hey the NL is more successful than the AL"
>Y-Yankees p-please save us
Off yourself.
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>>77090120
I'm my own person. Don't tell me what to do.
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oh yeah, btw, you dbacks bros have one sick-ass ballpark
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>>77089327
Devil Rays era rays fan

Now that's something you don't see everyday.

Obvious question here is of course, how do you feel about the rebranding? Have you gotten used it by now?
>>
I miss baseball already.
>>
>>77090261
Yeah. For a while after the change, I had to stop myself to not say "Devil" before Rays. I just went on an almost 2 year vacation where I wasn't really able to watch Rays games though....
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>>77090224
Sick as in disgusting.
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>>77090086
>there's one AL team that has owned the NL so fucking hard, NL babbies get butthurt if you mention it

your reasoning can extend to claiming any rings aside from your own team's as being spineless and fence-sitting. sorry there's an AL team that's bigger than the entire NL

but it all doesn't matter because I know you're my subtle little baitlord just fishing for (You)s
>>
>>77090261
No I hate it. They devil rays may have blown but it was so comfy going to games back then with my dad. Plus the name and logo were GOAT. I don't like the millennial marketing with the DJ Kitty nonsense.
>>
>>77090299

nope. spergo-level stat screens, excellent layout, killer sightlines, aesthetic as fuck inside, and easily forty degrees cooler than outside. it's second on my list so far
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>>77090317
You probably complain about the Yankees all the time, since they're in your division. Go now. Run along to your sugar daddy so you can talk about how superior the AL is. Maybe he'll leave soon enough so you can talk shit about him behind his back again.
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>>77090353
the color scheme is absolute trash, I just have to say

>let's go with light blue, dark blue, and grey

just fucking contract it already, it was at least passable with the marine green
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>>77090261
As a non rays fan I can't see how any rays fan could like the change?
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>>77089372
>on pace for over 6500 HRs
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>>77090430
desu it feels GREAT having the evil empire at your back when the ninny leaguers get nippy

the GOAT was born in my division, pitched in my division, hit his first home run on an island in the lake I was just sailing in my division, and then raked historically in my division. really, as far as anyone is concerned, we might as well talk about the ALE vs the rest of the MLB instead of AL vs NL
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>>77090449
>>
>>77090518
Good times
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>>77090495

now THIS is a trip i can get behind
>>
>>77090495
>smoak's dinger on June 30th broke the record for most dingers in a month
>first time in history there were two consecutive months with over 1000 dingers
>rookies leading HR totals and everyone and their grandma hitting dingers on their debuts

there's nothing wrong with the balls bro
>>
>>77090499
This is literally the most cucked post I've ever seen on all of 4chan. The only reason the AL East is the """"GOAT"""" division is because of the Yankees. The other teams add almost nothing of value. Not even the Red Sox. Claiming the very team that you constantly complain about as an ally when it's convenient for you is the literal definition of conditions I deem fair.
>>
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>>77090449

> you will never get a late 90s hat catalog in your dad's name in the mail ever again
>>
>>77090499
A

FUCKING
>>
>>77090616
>Purple
Into the garbage it goes
>>
>there are still 44 hours and 36 minutes until the next game begins
>>
>When you're watching your A ball pitchers throw around 100 consistently yet almost all of your major leagues and AAA pitchers throw low 90s
I want a meme thrower NOW
>>
>>77090597
stankees are shit lol, why would I complain about them? if anything I just use their historic dominance to support my opinion that super teams and lack of parity are great for sports in the long run. people get buttblasted about successful franchises to the point where I have dudes writing theses to me on chinese cartoon forums as to exactly why stankees rings dont count for the league they represent. it clearly drives interest in the sport when you got ninny leaguers admitting that one team can single-handedly make a division GOAT. all the marketing in the world can't buy that kind autistic dedication
>>
>>77090856
>if anything I just use their historic dominance to support my opinion that super teams and lack of parity are great for sports in the long run.
Literally conditions I deem fair. Thanks for proving my point cuntweed.
>>
The balls being juiced are why traditionally good pitchers like Tanaka have been complete shit this year
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>>77090915
'no.'
>>
>>77090915
Tanaka is only shit when it's daytime, and he's had less than 6 days rest (optional: the game isn't nationally televised). Tanaka only pitches well in his exact conditions he deems fair. It's ridiculous.
>>
>>77090853
> He is now touching 101 with the four-seamer and 99 with the two-seamer. He’s sat as high as 98-100 for a few innings when he lets the regular fastballs go, but often varies speed to get extra movement, showing rare pitchability for the age.
>He's still 18 years old
PLEASE BE MECHANICALLY SOUND PLEASE BE MECHANICALLY SOUND PLEASE BE MECHANICALLY SOUND
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>>77090976
I can hear is Tommy John tearing from over here.
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>>77090915
Contact pitchers are shit now, is Tanaka a contact pitcher?
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>>77086024
>sixto sanchez
>luke leftwich
holy shit
>>
>>77090893
I just want to say I really admire your work
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>>77090994
Based on the image posted, his timing is sound, but an image can't tell you exactly when that's taking place in the delivery. Is the foot just planted, or has his arm had to catch up to it before that snap? Based on the shitty camera angle all lower minor league video has, it's hard to tell whether or not his delivery is consistent(Prospect scouts say it is though), and whether or not he has a timing issue, like the one the Mets teach their pitchers to have. Throwing hard doesn't necessarily mean flawed mechanics or timing problems either. You have guys like Nolan Ryan, who threw hard for 20+ years, and never had an arm injury until well into his 40s. I hope that image is accurate, and he doesn't have a timing flaw, because what he has is legit TORP stuff.

>>77091062
Seranthony Dominguez is my favorite name for obvious reasons
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>>77091053

He is now
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>>77091033
Mo Vaughn
>>
>>77091033
Juan Pierre?
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>>77091079
sure, but arquimedes is kind of a masterpiece
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>>77091109
Him and Medina need to succeed just for their 80 grade names
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>>77091033
Tim Raines. Shitty trivia question, since he's literally in the Hall of Fame.
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>>77091127
take it easy, autismo. this was printed in 2016
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>>77091123
>Adonis Medina

what is it with carribeans and their weirdly poetic western names?
>>
>>77091155
Yeah, but it was posted in 2017. Don't post outdated questions next time, you daft cunt.
>>
>>77091188
i'll do what i want, you panty-wearing bitchboi
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>>77091109
arquimedes is always a top tier name
>>
>>77090597
not liking the yankees as a team does not mean they dont exist when talking about leagues overall
>>
>>77072999
Except the NL and AL are tied in all-star game wins
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>>77072999
>>77091404
Not only are they tied, they have the same run differential
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Reminder that he had the potential to be one of the best players of the 2000s
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>>77091168
They have the nice blend of Celt, Greco-Latin, Arab-Berber, and Amerindian heritage.
>>
>>77091474
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRep-yhT7Xo
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>>77091474
No he didn't
>>
>>77091501
He absolutely did. He could hit, he could hit for power, he had plate discipline, he could field, he had an arm, and he could run well enough. His mental makeup is what killed his career
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>Yaks face to Manny Machado after Boston signs Bryce Harper
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>>77091556

> boston
> harper
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>>77091566
It's happening and you can't stop it
>>
>>77091574
>>77091574
New
>>77091574
>>77091574
Get in
>>77091574
>>77091574
>>
500
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>>77091572

stay delusional, friend
>>
501
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>>77090120
If I don't like the Cardinals do I get to exclude them from the NL numbers, diminishing them even more?
>>
>>77091491
>figgins

so based
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