who made you want to start playing?

i played for myself. you see i wasnt a cuck. i didnt wear the name of another man on my back like the rest of you faggot children.

i was an alpha male even as an 8 year old, and it continued right through to the present day

Eden Hazard :<

Pogba

No one


I just liked the game

Michael Owen

Fatnaldo

my friends
started watching for Ronaldo

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Pavel, the light of Prague

>>77072960
Henry, Owen, Ronaldo

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Watching him tear shit up in 04

>>77073131
how many titles have you won in your imaginary autist world?

>>77072960
the two testicles between my legs

Vinícius Júnior

>>77072960
Didn't he play for a team named Jewish Guild

Berbatov because I'm a lazy twat. Shame i have the first touch of Jimmy Saville.

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>>77085438
>not le lazy blooter man

>>77085266
Same here

He came to my house when I was a kid and made me a River fan

>>77086760
Yeah my father did the same, he stayed with my mom tho

my dad gave me a ball, played since

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cobr

Honorable mention to Steve Yzerman, the Bobby Charlton of Hockey as he's known around my condo.

Watching Australia play in 2006 WC

If you have an answer to this question you're some sort of weird faggot.

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First player who blew my fucking mind playing in 2002

Nobody, I started watching soccer because I played it as a 5 year old