MLB All Star Game Thread #4

#AVI

please hit it to center

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>>77070553
the best

Dodgers suck

first for Judge

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First for Yadi

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who else /comfy/?

FUCK THE YANKEES
BENINTENDI > JUDGE

so thats the power of goldschmidt

AVI IN CENTER FOR 3 INNINGS

HIT THE BALL TO HIM

wtf, just score some runs already

>>77070579
Way to jinx it, Sean

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>ASG without Trout

Do people enjoy this shit """Sport""""?

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>>77070569
the greatest

>Nancy League carried by a retiree

Conforto>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Judge

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ANOTHER THREAD

ANOTHER AL ROLL CALL

REPORT IN

OSUNA'S HAVING A PANIC ATTACK, SOMEONE HELP HIM OFF HTE MOUND

hi hello where are the runs

>>77070594
This is why you'll never be a state paco

Will this game end up Milwaukee or Yankee Stadium tier in terms of innings?

rack em up

>101 MPH EV

ppfffftt

THE

FUCKING

DODGERS

DO

IT

AGAIN

>>77070594
>Puerto Ricans not enjoying baseball
Blasphemous

>Osuna in when it isn't a save situation

This won't end well

Guessing the whole Cruz phone thing was an advertisement for Samsung or some shit

>doyers

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>NL Seager

top kek

>>77070553
I thought all-star games is when the defense stops trying and a million points are scored

>>77070601
>babby's first Osuna game

correct me if im wrong but is it the end of the innings with no runs scored?

Woo, thanks Dodgers players! Giving us a show this evening!

Why does Joe Cuck still do primetime games? Does Fox not care about their ratings?

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>>77070595
the babyface

>>77070594

shut up or we're giving you back to Spain.

>>77070622
you thought wrong, ricenigger

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>doyers hitting

>MLB All-"star" game
>1-1 after 2 hours of play
Real exciting "sport" you got there, Americans

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>>77070600

bros how are we gonna stop the dodgers??

>Met gets a hit
>Dodger hits a double play

Embarrassing

>>77070622
no, thats the apehoop one

http://www.strawpoll.me/13413984
http://www.strawpoll.me/13413984
http://www.strawpoll.me/13413984

TWO MORE INNINGS OF AVI IN CENTER

>>77070622
Baseball has the only ASG where the players actually somewhat try

>>77070620
I'm sorry, could you tell me where Kyle Seager is at the All-Star game today?

>doyers

Like I understand you need a dodgers representation but why bring more than one on your team?

>>77070634
Are you even trying?

>>77070643
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13413984
this isn't funny

>>77070618
You just made Manfred scramble for his idea crayons. Way to go faggot.

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>>77070600
The Land reporting in

>los los angeles doyers

can't wait till Jansen comes in to blow it

amed rosario > seager
rosario > correa
rosario > benintendi
rosario > judge
rosario > bellinger
rosario > otani
rosario > trout
rosario > bonds

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>>77070640
>tfw can't defend my Dodgers
idk what to say

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>>77070646
Hanging out, being a good father to his son.

>>77070618
>Joe Buck: This photo-op by Joe West and Nelson Cruz brought to you by Samsung™. Get the all-new Samsung Galaxy S8™ at participating mobile carriers near you. Samsung™, unbox your phone™

>>77070654
MULTIPLE

kimbrel will give up the walk off run in the bottom of the ninth

fucking Dodgers stop fucking everything up

>>77070622
ASG in Baseball is a matter of pride

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Watch it, Chrissy!

>manfred's face when 5 hours 15 innings and 0 IBB

>>77070594
>Pooerto """""Rico""""" still mad about getting dicked in the WBC

Toby>tom>Garfield

Fuck you

What the fuck were those nigresses saying?

>>77070661
Shoop lightning shooting out his hand for max shitposting power

Reminder the Autism League wouldn't even have a runner past 2nd base if it wasn't for Doyer pitching

This is now a MAKE FUN OF THE DODGERS thread
ITT: We make jests at the expense of the dodgers and their fans

>>77070672
We suck dick right now, but everyone else sucks dick too. There's only been 1 run

>>77070683
conforto mobbed his way to a first round pick

FRIENDLY REMINDER

The AL are doing all of this without based Trout

is it a tie after 9 innings or willl they go more?

>>77070684
>0 IBB

kek

Is that Royal with the phone a jew? That nose was way too telling.

MOOSE LOOSE

or not

they need to bring the fences in again at marlins park

Anyone have eyes on Zach Hample?

>>77070703
It's done.

>>77070684
>>77070707
same poster

at the same time it was funny

>>77070553
>cardinals players are dragging this NL team

it's almost like the NL queers dont want homefield

How are the Dodgers doing?

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>>77070684

>>77070702
yeah, all of 1 run

What'd you lads get for Amazon Prime Day?

So when they inevitably run out of pitchers will the game end in a tie? We know how well that went last time right?

>>77070718
homefield advantage isn't decided by the all star game this year

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What the fuck was that post commercial intro garbage

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>>77070683

>>77070720
Awful

So normal

How many times has Pet Neshek warmed up this game? I still remember 09 where they had Lidge warm up 8 times and throw over 100 pitches

>cardinal hits home run
>padre throws a shutdown inning
>met gets a base hit
>dodger grounds into double play

>>77070718
almost as if the stipulation for home field was removed this year

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>>77070716
it wasn't though but thanks lad

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>yfw another tie
>yfw Manfred re-instates the home field advantage rule

>>77070726
memeVR

I'm going to see how meme it is. Probably huge meme

>>77070718
a cardinals player is the reason this shit is tied

>>77070734
08*

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>>77070716
k bud

you wanna blow smoke go have a dart

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>arcade league fags whining about a park with real dimensions instead of a glorified tee park they normally play in

Jansen is gonna close. Awesome!

>>77070720
Fucking up like usual

>>77070726
nothing because i don't fall for fake sales

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>>77070605
>>77070615
>>77070629
I was fishing for (You)

>>77070685
[spoiler] why did you remind me ;-; [/spoiler]

>>77070726
Nothing. Fuck consumerism and capitalism

>>77070726
Chicago Bears hat cause I have no shame

We need stricter moderation to fully eliminate the dying tribes of idiot "outlaw" shitposters.

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>>77070726

>>77070742
Don't worry, Based Aaron Judge will hit a walkoff for the AL

Paul Goldschmidt hits an RBI double off the wall to walk it off, cap this

>>77070761
kys

the nose on that guy

>>77070622
I believe you're thinking of apehoop and concussion-ball

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Dr. Smooth ~

>>77070767
Out of the game

>>77070727
Will we see position players pitch in the ASG?

>>77070767
Aaron Judge is out of the game, the only hope is Avisail Garcia.

Cris Carter can't reach the memeness of Shannon Sharpe

>>77070767
where is he?

>>77070622
are you a english teacher in japland

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RIP Chris Carter
We miss you already

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>Nick Wright

Multiple Entries.

wtf eject this guy

>>77070773
Great argument, /b/tard

why is brantley on the team?

Yadier's attire is distracting. Blinds the pitcher eyes. Can't refute this.

>>77070779
So? Just put him back in and sit Upton again

>>77070729
>>77070737
thats dumb as shit
>>77070747
>alex wood has the lone ER
>martinez threw 4 Ks

try harder next time

That nose

>>77070790
No Chris carter the minnesota viking

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>life after baseball

>>77070756
t. 11 year old

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Rate this pizza

>>77070798
>Update
how long until the bring golden painted aluminum bats to the all star game

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>>77070784
>the only hope is Avisail Garcia
Holy kek this ASG

>>77070796
moderation killed this board years ago faggot. consider going back

>>77070783
Well apparently the AL doesn't have anyone left on the bench.

>>77070798
He looks incredible, like some kinda Puerto Rican Iron Man. As he's the best player on this team being that he's from the NL Central, it makes sense.

>>77070810
That hot Lela star lookin bitch next to that ugly guy next to Chris "fall guy" carter

>>77070797
Because he's based, now apologize

>>77070813
Triple that

>>77070790
Dodgers, now is your chance! Add to your 11/10 elite lineup

Why is generic block text coming back into style for uniforms

What MLB team is performing the worst this game?

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>>77070810
Dude is only 30. He'll have another shot and I hope he recovers from this. Don't know why you'd host a tv show in your prime though?

>>77070797
Just looked up his stats this year. Really? He wouldn't be a top 30 OF in the NL this year.

>>77070815
cold/10

>>77070836
Dodgers easily

bogaerts is better than lindor

the dodgers have been embarrassing but let's not forget the asstros are a combined 0-8

>>77070836
Always the dodgers

>>77070836
Dodgers

DFA Lindor

>>77070836
Dodgers, not even close. They're an insult to baseball.

>>77070813

desu the amount of commercial plugging in this game would make anyone into a communist.

>>77070797
>the shitty of you

>>77070836
Close race between the nationals and Dodgers

Is Miguel Sano still playing?

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>>77070778
>Tfw Brantley has the same shitty facial hair that I have
It's so comforting to know that another human being has to deal with that too
/Blog

>>77070836
let's talk about which team is the best-

Cardinals clearly

>>77070790
birdman got over been crazy is that why carter is gone

>>77070726
Nothing. Fuck Amazon. I used to work at a FC. They are by far the worst company when it comes to warehouse management.

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>Joe Buck forgets the best player in the NL Bullpen
What did he mean by this

>>77070836
nationals when 3 of them watched a ball drop between them

Is there any team not represented here? I haven't seen any of the Twins.

nice fucking swing, lindor, faggot,

>>77070756
Get the fuck out of my country. Capitalism drives innovation you cunt

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>>77070836
Definitely not the 0-7 Astros

Doyers for sure

>>77070836
AL New York
NL Dodgers

The fucking Yankees and Marlins suck dicked too. Fuck you niggas saying the Dodgers are the worst.

>>77070873
Santana?

>>77070868
Bird is also dead
Permanently

why the fuck are brantley and lindor even on the roster?

>>77070873
Erwin Santana

Last digit of this post is how many runs the NL scores this inning.

>>77070838
>He'll have another shot
Yea, in Korea. MLB Chris Carter is done.

>>77070871
>implying he didn't pitch the second inning

>>77070873
E. Santana

>>77070873
Kintzler

>>77070890
ebim ▶

>>77070836
Dodgers
Lastros
Nats

>>77070873

Rangers only have Yu Darvish on the roster but he's ineligible to pitch...so nobody from Texas the whole All-Star week...

>>77070891
He'd be the starting 1st baseman on the Twins

>>77070890
KEK

>>77070875

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>>77070871
You missed it! Neshek threw in the 2nd

>>77070873
Angels since Trout isn't back yet

>>77070875
>believing this unironically

>>77070873
Sano
Santana
Kintzler

Enjoy your free (yous)

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>mfw Ender saves the NL

>>77070820
Why are you still here and also mad?

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>>77070902
>rags

Dodgers are the biggest flukes in baseball. They spend all their money on regular season success, then shit it away in the playoffs against the Cardinals, just to watch their division rival Giants defeat those Cardinals and win the WS.

Pathetic

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>Dude, where's the offense?

Hmmmm....

>>77070886
obsessed for some reason

>>77070931
me on the left

>>77070928
I come for game threads only. And to shit on faggots like yourself. Go back.

>>77070919
It's true you Berniecuck. Read the works of Baumol, Akerloff or Shiller instead of jerking off to pictures of Karl Marx

>Dodgers
0-3, 1 ER
>Marlins
0-5, 3ks
>yankees
0-4, 2 walks 1 hit for Betances
>Astros
0-7

Hey guys. I just got back from Boystown tricking faggots into letting me suck their dicks.

How are the Cubs players doing in the All Star Game?

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>>77070931
F

Someone please hit it the center already

>>77070953
>read some fucking jew banking scions textbooks

no

>I GOT I GOT I GOT I GOT

NL ROLL CALL

NATIONALS

What happened to Miggy?

Based Votto my fav player not on my team

>>77070937
Dodgers are the best team in the NFL this year, nobody will stop them his time

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>>77070875
>innovation
>consuming goods obsessively

Pick one, dumb fucking faggot

>>77070953
>Muh greed creates everything

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>Dude, where's the offense?

Hmmmm....

I change my mind I think the all star game should mean something.

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>>77070926
oh ok

Is Devenski the most underrated pitcher in baseball? I say yes.

Is Odell Beckham, Jr. the est 3B?

>"more than likely he's gonna put the ball in play"

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>>77070970
Padres wew

NL ball is for fucking faggots.. wishing you had a pitcher hitting don't ya?

>>77070975
That is gluttony, not true capitalism I can't believe I surround myself with literal mental midgets on this board

>>77070972
same

damn though devenski got him

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>very erect

>>77070974
The Cardinals (Arizona) will once again butt fuck the Doyers even in the NFL.
>cue fat man hitting go-ahead homerun off Kershaw

"Very erect" - John Smoltz

>>77070944
because they took spots from far more deserving guys like simmons, bogaerts, morrison, souza

They should've just reaired the celeb softball game

>>77070953
Capitalism always moves to monopoly, every single time. Which is why there are hundreds of brands in thousands of supermarkets snd only Three companies that own those products

>>77070972
He's a complete spazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9vA0srIocs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqRmHbsoFSw

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>>77070997

Chris Devinski is a mean pitcher, too bad the Astros lost their hot streak

>doyers

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>very erect

>>77071012
As long as there are at least 2 brands competing, I am okay with it.

Why are the dodgers so fucking bad in all star games?

post yfw Jansen and the Doyers blow the game for the NL

>>77071013
being a spaz is good retard

>no one hitting it to center

>>77070977
Hes back in

>another dodger pitcher coming in
time for the AL to rally

>>77070998
>not true capitalism

He actually wrote this

>>77070975

> nobody throws things out under communism

I've looked everywhere and I still can't find your argument.

>>77071017
100% this.

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Jansen gonna fuck it up, calling it now.

>>77071027
No it's not you underage spazz

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What if Manfred decides to emergency use the All-Star game as a test game for the extra inning rules with starting a man on first and second and letting it tie after 12 and all that other stuff?

>>77071032
I typed it you dunce. Go to reddit and circlejerk with those commie queers.

Is this a foreshadowing of the Dodgers slumping in the second half and not even making the postseason?

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>>77071013
I like how he plays

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When will Kate play again lads?

Is this the worst all star game of all time?

>>77071008

this desu

>>77071007
But they didn't deserve it more.

>>77071043
Don't say this my cock would implode

>>77071039
Even if he doesn't do this he still makes me miss Selig.

Where's a good quality stream that doesn't have huge lag?

Haha he said erect like my penis when I think about women

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Cruz will hit a dinger this inning, proving the superiority of the DH

cap it

>>77070998
>pollution
>caused by gluttony
>not corporate money saving schemes that
cut corners and avoid recycling costs

What's your next card?

>>77071050
2002

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>>77071047

>>77071050
they're going to re use judge and he's going to hit a salami off the marlin statue thing

>>77070998
you got to admit he does have a great point...look at all the litter cause by capitalism

>>77071065
I'll assure you it isn't pink like yours, you card-carrying commie.

This game fucking sucks

YES

PLEASE SCORE

>KEKLEY JANSEN

>DOYERS

>>77071046
By crowding the plate and arguing strikes in the zone? Votto has always been a POS.

>>77071033
I never said I was communist, you are literally projecting

>>77071055
they definitely did

oh there go the dodgers blowing it again

NL BTFO

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>these fucking doyers

>>77070998
the market literally doesn't account for externalities

>>77071047
I'd let her play with my bat if you know what I mean

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>doyers gonna lose us the game

KEK

RIGHT ON CUE

THANK YOU BASED DUDDERS

>Dodgers pitching

>>77071065

because the former soviet union is totally pristine and definitely not a post-apocalyptic industrial wasteland.

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>Dodger pitcher comes in
>gives up a base hit on the first pitch

>>77071042
>typing isn't writing

You're dumb

>>77071075

And a useful idiot. Enjoy drinking polluted water and eating sugar food

>doyers pitching

>>77071076
>close game
>this game fucking sucks

fucking casuals

lol why the fuck are the dodgers so shit

Here comes the CRUZ MISSILE

>yfw janshit blows it and based Kimbrel nails down the save for the AL

>fucking Oakland
why do they even deserve to send someone here? It's for elites.

BASED ALONSO

>>77071084
>POS
you don't know what that means if you think "Crowding the plate" and "arguing strikes in the zone" are that

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>>77071047
Reminder that Justin has a nicer ass than Kate

>sooner or later, you're going to need an air hawk

lmfao

>DOYERS

AWWWWW SHIIIT AVI GAURANTEED AN AB NOW

inb4 last out

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>Doyers

EVERY

YEAR

THE

DODGERS

FUCK

OVER

THE

NATIONAL

LEAGUE

>>77071104
If it wasn't for capitalism, baseball wouldn't exist.

>dudders

Where were you when the Lost Again season ended?

>>77071105
almost as stank as the stankees

cc sabathia got traded :((((((((((

just hit it to the right side you fucking retard

it fell like I'm watching a soccor game

fuck you cruz

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>>77071047

do something you faggots

>avishit in the hole

>Jokeland winning the game for the AL

>>77071136
Me inside #3

Is Kenley Jansen a pitcher, or just a belly itcher?

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>>77071129
BECAUSE

THEIR

LEAGUE

IS

FUCKING

GARBAGE

>>77071136
Please post content related to the All-Star game

>Memeiners "hitting"

Trout would have single-handedly won this game already if he wasn't broke

>>77071137
Other than the great pitching? Soccer ties are due to idiots not realizing the goal is huge

>>77071156
What are you talking about? Those are your typical baseball fans.

What has been the most irrelevant team this year?
Definitely Jokeland

>>77071154

is Sanchez a batter, or just a broken ladder?

>>77071154
the latter

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WHY ARE THE DODGERS LOSING IT FOR US REEEEEEEEEE

>>77071136
have any of these cuties been on blacked dot com yet?

Why isn't Jessica Mendoza in the booth?

>>77071155
>as the stankshit player strikes out

HMMMMM

>>77071170
the latter

>>77071156
you must be new

>>77071076
Lol
>calling this a game

>>77071185
Sexism.

>>77071156

> he does it for free

ITS UP TO AVI

HAPPENING

>>77071187
muh reddit board culture

Yonder is stealing signs

>>77071179
they said they didnt want to "fuck no stinky sweaty monkeys"

>>77071200
wtf, someone throw at someone NOW

>Putting runners on base in extra innings for no reason adds strategy to the game

Can we replace Smoltz with Harold Reynolds?

>>77071107
>Its close that means its good
These are the worst kind of casuals