/heem/

Who is your favorite woman fighter in the UFC?

>>77068103
stop this

>tfw no comfy thread to watch DWTNC

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Thoughts?

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>>77068092
jesus these threads keep getting worse and worse

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>>77068151

>>77068161
>h8rs can't deal with reality
Typical h8r delusions. Schaub is successful. Deal with it.

These fights on Snoopcast are a bit shit

They're not that bad but I've got casuals watching and I feel like they're going to fall asleep

This snoopcast is amazing. I'm cracking up whenever Snoop talks.

>>77068173
These fights are for us goofs who are used to watching regional mma

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdrBW8kVfh0

LOOK HOW OLD FLOYD MAYWEATHER IS

BET ON MCGREGOR

FREE MONEY
R
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M
O
N
E
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>>77068207
You would've been better off getting lunch with that $10

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H8rs have been eternally btfo

>>77068151
>>77068161
why the fuck was brenda smudge on the stage talking like he knows shit?

That was nice desu

Good finish, not much to go, fun commentary. Nice stoppage too from Big John, I hadn't noticed he went out that quick.

Casuals fallen asleep, ffs shit was too boring at first

>>77068245

Look at them squirm. >>77068251

McGregor absolutely BTFO in the press conference

Windmill with a nutcracker

>>77068161
how the fuck did he land that gig

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>Made to show up early
>Stands up on stage by himself like a sperg
>His music gets botched
>Forced to dance awkwardly while he waits for Floyd like a good little boy
>Gets introduced by his boss who is wearing a $9 t-shirt from Hot Topic
>Gives awkward speech uninterrupted
>Doesn't know how to end it
>Starts talking about providing for his son
>Floyd gets on the mic and starts tearing into him
>Tries to get little jabs in
>His mic gets cut off cause Floyd didn't interrupt him while he was talking
>Cry about the format


It's not personal it's just business. LOL!

>>77068275
lmao who gives a shit about that bollocks
Snoop Dogg is literally calling fights RIGHT NOW

>>77068251
People love Schaub! The people want Schaub!! He is very popular and respected!! Get over it!!!

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If we get a winner I'll laugh my ass off

How did Big John even realise he went out?

>>77068304
When the stream went live me, and millions of fans around the world were delighted to seee Based Schaub up there.

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>>77068251


Conor is gonna come at his like this ya goof, then he's gonna heem him.

>>77068338
Eyes probably rolled back

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>>77068337
Travis Browne is a clown.

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FIGHTS HERE
>http://ripple.is/mma/502-dana-white-s-tuesday-night-contender-series-week-1

Who /Boston Salmon/ here?

Ricky sounds like he just smoked a blunt

>salmon looks like a salmon

>>77068367
My DWTNCS boy

>>77068337
uriah finna give uncle snoop the succ

HADOUUUKKKEEEEN

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>>77068337
Change Turcios to Salmon. Thanks.

>>77068308
His shit talking was awful and too obviously forced. His dad did a better job at bantering with Goobs desu.

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>>77068391
you sir, are a racist!

Pretty Ricky is a memester

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>Ricky Turcios
>Trains at TAM
>Extremely tall for his weight
>Still only 5'8

Francisco trevino is back!

i hope uriahs boy gets slept

>>77068308
floyd rigged the setup to get the last word in in a desperate attempt himself look better.

he cant go toe-to-toe with conor and he knows it. he's scared.

floyd better work hard to keep that mic muted. in a back and forth war of words floyd will embarrass himself more than his cringe worthy speech.

don't bother replying, i'll just hide your post, and claim you're btfo. jk im not that pathetic.

>>77068502
Lol @ the state of mmanlets

>>77068532
>mmanlets
kek. conor offered to fight floyd out back... floyd shyed away.

>>77068555
floyd even asked the crowd if they think he should fight conor right there and pussied out

Salmons hands are fire

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It's kind of funny when you're watching the presser Schaub could destroy both manlet Mcgregor and manlet mayweather in under a minute.

how many faggots are going to complain about snoopcast tonight?

10-9 Salmon

Good fight

>>77068555
>Fighting for free
Lol

>>77068577
None because it's actually pretty good.

Salmon 10-9

Ricky throwing too much meme shit

10-9 Salmon

>>77068594
Loser

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RICKY!

>>77068577
It's literally optional

salmon looks good as fuck honestly

>>77068594
hey that chicks arm looks kinda strong, does she train?

>>77068569
Floyd offerred to fight with 4 ounce gloves in the fight. He knows it can't happen. He's all talk.

>>77068624
that's my point.

>>77068588
>Fighting for free
yeah, that's called real fighting. something you wouldn't know.

>>77068644
I seriously am curious as to how your life led you to having a gay scat fetish.

is snoopcast ever going to cover events that are not absolute dog shit?

>>77068521
I love how many idiots go on here and play schaub internet defence force. The guy had a mediocre UFC run in the weakest weight class and somehow managed to gain fans that will defend him to the death on some Taiwanese elephant painting forum. I've always been ambivalent towards the guy but he's currently making a joke of the sport I love

>>77068573
True. I'm more excited for Jones/Cormier than the manlet boxing circus. Hopefully Jon hasn't gone to shit.

>>77068661
>mmanlets already cushioning the blow after the first presser
Didn't know I'd get a taste of this already.

>i-i-if it was real fighting conor would win
Absolute state of you

>>77068669
I think the reception will be so positive that the UFC will eventually move them to all fight pass events.

>>77068675
You got gadooshed HARD today.

>>77068218
It's not hard to sell out a comedy show you imbecile lol

>>77068704
>i-i-if it was real fighting conor would win
now i know you're just an idiot trying hard to troll.

>>77068722
If you say so. Pretty sure schaub just gadooshed himself today if Twitter is anything to go off of

>>77068727
>selling out theaters on an INTERNATIONAL comedy tour is easy
Wew h8rs are desperate

great fight!!!! ive got salmon winning so far thoiugh

>>77068701
Logged

>>77068738
I do say so. You're just another h8r in shambles.

shut the fuck up about shaub tuesday night tendies is on

20-18 boston

19-19

Don't like Ricky's style at all. Boston also seems to have shitty fight IQ in that he's eating these kicks with no setup all day and just charging forward

>>77068729
>>77068729
How is it trolling when I'm pointing out the fact you're already covering up for your idol you nuthugger?

Boya how many schaub posters is there actually or is it just one super autist?

sorry cucklords but I love my mom

>>77068741
You act like it's somehow more difficult to put butts in seats in bongistan than it is in the us

>>77068776
>19-19
Never become a judge

20-18 for the Boston Salmon

cucklords

>>77068741
>>77068772
How much do you get paid for your services?

>>77068664
Typical h8r really. Most of them like to advertise their cuckhold and pedophilia fetishes, gay scat porn is just another drop in the bucket for those weirdos.

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>>77068822
You done crying?

>>77068781
0/10

>>77068806
Lad I'm tired leave it be

I could heem (You)

>>77068825
What?

>>77068741
Any comedy club I've been to has been sold out and it was filled with literal whos, you act like it's such a huge achievement lmao, goes to show how small you think. Pathetic little man.

>>77068781
Learn how to troll dumbshit. Dont make stupid claims like Floyd can beat Conor in mma or real fight.

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>Snoop impersonating MLK

>>77068861
These aren't open Mocs at a comedy club you dork, he is selling out shows on his own tour. H8rs are pathetic.

ricky taking this round by a slim margin i think but he needs to finish

>>77068872
I never said he could beat him in a real fight, I made fun of you morons even bringing it up when it's not relevant at all. Idiot.

YOU'RE ALL KEKLORDS

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Post yfw Conor wins

snoopcast is comfy as fuck. its like fight companion except they actually watch the fights

What percentage of people watching this are watching the regular commentary? It seems to be 99% on snoopcast

Salmon won for sure.
>>77068921
Yeah I'm loving Snoopcast. Way better than expected.

Is this in the tuf gym?

What happens if a dude wins does he get a shot in the ufc or continue as a scrub in the contender series?

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>>77068919

>>77068772
Not sure what being in shambles is but it seems like that's your only response to any sort of thought out reponse. You sure you don't have cte as well?

>>77068103
Brenda Schaub

Ricky remembered he had hands in the 3rd round

I honestly hated his style for the first 2. It was almost like Elias, just kicks that weren't all that effective,, with little setup, and for some reason Salmon just let them happen. Annoying

BOOM BOOM 'BOSTON' SALMON

/myguy/

snoop cast is great i'm enjoying it a lot

that was a great fight, both those guys should be in the ufc

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Boston Salmon finna be my low-low-low-key boy 2bh

>>77068947
You're in shambles my man, take a breather.

I HAVE A DREAM

>>77068953
Not sure what you guys are expecting, these fights are regional tier at best

fucking faggots

Salmon has such fast strong hands with good technique and manages distance well but is so stiff otherwise. Literally doesn't move his head at all

>>77068933
yeah its not deep and technical like i want for big fights. but its perfect for this setting

10/10 would snoopcast again

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If big fatty wins, we're gonna have a winner

>i carry my chode

>>77068975
Is that all you've got? Let me guess you'll probably say I've got Cheeto dust fingers next. Seriously get help I'm worried about your mental state

>>77068987
Yeah I know, it's literally in the name, Contender series

That fight was still a good scrap though. Watching Snoop commentate up and coming inexperienced guys is not bad

>>77069015
Hey goof see >>77068401

>>77068974
That left hook was raw

who else /snoop/ here?

is this the last fight i just tuned in?

>>77069015
fuck jamie foxx

>>77069004
he definitely needs to round out his game with kicks and hed mooment but he is very promising and he has great hands.

>>77068092
Fucking Faggot

What's with all the Street Fighter references on the show kek

>>77069044
can't do that faggot

>>77069004
he's basically a white micheal johnson with islander chin

big potential

Surprised Mayweather went with the American flag themed hoodie given how much black people hate America.

>>77069072
Yes you can idiot

>>77069030
There's nothing bad about it I've seen some real spicy bangers on the regional circuit but expecting UFC caliber fight iqs is a bit much

ricky definately doesnt belong at a higher level. he would get his teeth kicked down his throat with that overhand right he throws. its powerless and his head is wide open to a kick

>>77069082
>given how much black people hate America.
Is this the latest rumor in the trailer park?

what are some current UFC fighters who are struggling and or inexperienced that you'd like to see on this show?

>>77069118
is that Rich Piana?

>>77069097
It was more just a criticism, considering I didn't like Ricky's style but Salmon wasn't doing much to shut it down

>>77069044
I get it but I don't edit the pick images. If you resubmitted it I could have replaced it

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>>77069047
Even Яussia, bruvva

this black guys titties are like gross hanging chocolate pancakes i'm gonna throw up

>>77069118
West side brah

>>77069159
I'll take it as a mental victory

>>77069048
One more after this Heavyweight

>>77069156
Fair enough. I like the idea of the contender series reminds me alot of the strike force Challenger cards

lads what are we watching

>>77069116
sage

let him fight here for 2 more years

drew dober
ET
Sam alvey

>>77069191
tuesday night memes

>>77069145
fuck off sperg

Hopefully this ends quickly or else it'll just be fat men hugging for 15 mins.

>>77069201
Is that Andy Sixx?

>>77069189
Yeah it's cool

Hoping for a heem sleepy here

>>77069166
is that the helicopter dick

HANGIN WITH THE BOIIIIIZZZZ

>smoking a J

Will Faber hit the J?

The joint is out. This Snoopcast is getting comfy.

Just got back from work and am tuning into the snoop cast. Have I missed any good fight or memes?

>i said food and they started swinging

lmao snoop is saving the ufc

>>77069290
Pretty Ricky vs Boston Salmon was spicy

>>77069290
Salmon/Ricky was nice. Snoopcast is maximum comfy.

>>77069295
lmao

>>77069307
>>77069320
thanks, I'll watch that one once it's over

this is the real thread since the sperg so clearly endorsed the other thread

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Faber is already high from second chain smoking with Snoop

Lol triggered the obese scat/schaub spammer

why is snoopcast 1000x better than the regular commentary? I knew it'd be good but not this good.

>Just going off topic and talking about Popeye during lulls in action

This is good

>>77069342
Salmon is a beast. He really logged that surfer dude.

>Snoop making deepthroat jokes on Fightpass
this is the best timeline

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>HW fights after the first round

this thread is so much comfier when sperg america and adan are asleep, how come there is only like 3 NA posters that aren't fucking retarded

also this fight blows just bang we already had 2 hw decisions this weekend

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>>77069359
Its obviously you spamming since youre so quick to blame us for no reason

>>77069384
Alphas don't care about the opinions of dorks.

10-9 Anyanwu

Finna press that red button

>>77069024
Have you calmed down yet?

this is surreal

>>77069384
It would be infinitely better if Australia was range banned. It's as if you guys deliberately say the opposite of the truth on anything MMA related just for attention.

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CHOCOLATE PANCAKE TITTIES

HEEM SLEEPY

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

OH WOW I JUST JUMPED OUTTA MY SEAT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

Well I guess he finally hit the red button

Snoopcast is so based

GOOD EVENING

Rebello was winning that fight too

I had him up both rounds at that point

Lol all that posturing and gets knocked out

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HEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMM

How many leaf posters are there in /heem/

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>We're actually gonna have a winner
Oh God this is hilarious

Can we get Snoop on the Fight Companion? This is great

>>77069441
at least we talk about mma in between shit posts instead of jacking off benton spooge or posting scat porn

also neither of these guys deserve to be in the ufc they both suck, though considering the division they might be top 10.

>>77069514
lmao so goddamn hard

>>77069514
lol I might actually win

Homeboy was losing too before that heem.

>>77069554
Believe

>>77069556
Yeah I had him down two rounds were the 2nd to end like that.

Wasn't he rocked in the first?

>>77069424
I've been calm. You should try not taking every criticism of schaub you read on 4 chan to heart

>>77069514
that's me

>>77069518
idk shcaube would just try and blow him the whole time. this is pretty comfy, and i fucking hate faber

>>77069576
I don't remember him being rocked but he was getting outstruck

I'm a new fag.
pls explain heem.
pls and thank you.
inb4 lurk moar

I'm going to the press conference in Toronto tomorrow and I'm going find Brendan Schaub and whip his ass in front of everyone

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GOOD EVENING

>>77069582
Youve been raging for ages now about us. Youre clearly not okay

what are some snoopisms that we can turn into memes?

This dude heemed cancer

How was the preser

>>77069582
I'm glad you're feeling better. I'd imagine it hurts to get GADOOSHED. Just to be confronted with Schaub's success (and your own inadequacies) at every turn. May Schaub bless you, you need it.

>>77069656
Olive Oyl's neck.

>>77069637
Heavy
Ears
Earn
Money

>scatposter
>scatposter everywhere

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>>77069668
A beast. Schaub stole the show.

>>77069656
Hit the red button

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>Dance for me, boy

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Is there a real name for this slam?

Did anyone make a webm of Fabrico dropping Overeem if not I might make one but ill be bad quality

>>77069676
I hate you

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Mr. Tapout like to quit

Both of these guys seem like they could be in the UFC already T B H

>tfw picked Holobaugh but don't want to root against the guy who beat cancer

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>>77069702
>McGregor, when you called me "boy", WHAT exactly did you mean??

Spicy

>>77069740
he meant niglet

Hard work

>>77069735
Get tired of spamming your scat folder? It's hilarious how brain damaged you are.

>>77069669
>>77069654
Don't get me wrong I'm glad the dudes making a decent living after his fighting career got gadooshed but to see him in all these undeserved analyst spots fucking kills me especially since he has zero idea what he's talking about. I'm going to start doing what the ruebusch dude does and just post schaubs picks so you nuthuggers can realize how little of a clue he has

was there any good memes from the presser lads?

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

CANCER KID BTFO

>sting like a butterfly

>>77069779
only did that like a dozen times calm down h8r

>sting like a butterfly

rock a bye baby

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>When the camera switches to the family of the person who got heemed

Heem sleepy what a show

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dat punch

damn hollaback NEEDS to be in the UFC that was a domination!

>>77069705
I'll make a bunch of webms from the whole event later tonight, I got decent quality Dls

If you want anything specific, gimme a (You)

GET TO BED

>>77069735
ok, I'm starting to get it

>>77069839
The last heem

unironically better card than 213(minus the main event)

>>77069735

is this true? is schaub heem?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8U2ViyCIqUo

McGregor's confidence is completely shot after that presser. Weird to see him stammer and stutter so much in this video

snoops commentating the slow mo knockout was a fucking highlight

>>77069794
You said you calmed down. I'll check back on you in 15 min. Take a breather. You're in shambles right now.

I was saying the other day it feels like ages since we saw a proper heem that wasn't just a TKO

Kind of delivered tonight, quite happy

>>77069845
No you aren't you dumb nigger. If you are on 4chan and don't know what heem means, you really are a newfag and need to fuck off to redditt

That shit isn't an MMA meme, it was a sitewide meme for a very long time.

>>77069856
Should have specified, I'm talking about 213

>>77069859
hey you there. Tell me what heem means

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>2 winners
heem is truly the premiere minds of the mma community. congrats miyuu poster and SchaubShake.jpg

>>77069692
Memes aside. He still sounds like he has CTE but his speaking has improved a lot.

>>77069870
YO ASS NEEDS TO GET TO BED

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hey sperg op, make this the next thread image and i'll post in your thread, you've been informed.

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>>77069906
lol I actually won

Coral Springs represent, I wanna thank /heem/ and my city.

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>AYO GIMME DAT BACKSACK
>GIMME DAT BACKSACK
>LEMME ME S-SHOW YOU MOTHAFUCKAS... WHAT A HUNNID MILLION DOLLAZ LOOK LIKE
>*holds up check*
what a fuckin goofball

>>77069890
no, I'm gonna infiltrate your super secret club

>>77069874
I'm not tht guy, but I have a question for you. Can you defend Schaub repeatedly claiming that conor will use a karate stance in a boxing match and that it would be a good idea to do so?

>>77069839
I think pretty much everything got made except webms from the overeem fight

>>77069925
kill yourself

>>77069735
If you don't like Schaubposting lose heem's number.

>they're going to announce live who made it

lol that's brutal

>>77069925
It's from a WSHH video. Some guy get knocked out and a whole block beats this sh*t out of him then one guy yells heem sleepy. It is like "him sleepy" and now people use heem as a verb meaning to ko somebody. It is also more traditionally used to say things like heem sleepy, heem tappy, heem wobbly etc...

Bless you bro

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

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>>77069923
You still crying?

Salmon, Holobaugh better get contracts

HARD WORK

>>77069948
don't spoonfeed retards

Big mayweather fan here but i even i can admit he looks SHOOK and McGregor is going to kill him.

>>77069926
It is all about the angles my man. They say it's the punches you don't see coming that's hit you the hardest. Conor's going to be coming at Floyd from angles he's never seen before. He won't know where those jabs are coming from and then ga-ga-GADOOSH uh goodnight Floyd.

>>77069948
nah dog, bless you.

>>77069931
The only other one I didn't see was Romero slapping the shit out of his coach

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>>77069936
what

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>>77069955
DEDICATION

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/heem/ power ranking
1. any flag that posts oc and makes webms
2. any flag that contributes to discussion
.
.
.
.
99997. adan
99998. sperg op
99999. schaub posters

I've been a McGregor fan since cagewarrior days but damn Floyd punked him hard at the presser, it's gonna be a massacre come fight time lol

>>77069961
I like to upset you.

>>77069983
I literally read that in brendan's voice. Good job

Snoopcast got better as the night went on honestly

Started off slightly shaky, good night of fights too

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>>77069874
Here's an actual fight sports analyst dogging your boy. You going to go @him on Twitter?

>>77069961
How does it feel to know I now blend in with you fags. You won't be able to tell I'm a new fag anymore when I use /heem/ correctly. haHAAaaa..

>>77069995
its hilarious that berto doesnt even flinch from 1 of those shots. floyd must really hit like a bitch

>>77069923
>>77069860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CfFvtSUDA0
He needs to watch the charisma on command video.

why do the spergs hit the turbo autism button as soon as we start having even a little fun?

Floyd vs Conor is a test of your class, dignity, self respect and intelligence. If you watch this fight you will disappoint the simulators and never make it to "heaven".

i could see reddit getting very offended by snoop dogg's banter

>>77070038
>Bleacher Report Senior Writer.

This guy seems like an absolute faggot

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>>77070038
I guarantee the jab will land 100%

>>77070038
Jonathan Snowden is a bum. Embarrassing you'd try to call him a ""sports analyst""

WOW, dana using the ole noggin for once

>>77069993
If you don't like Schaub BEAT IT NERD

>>77069951
ayy

>>77070069
I called it earlier in the thread. fucking retards

>>77070039
I want to know how you got brain damage so severe you spam scat here

>>77070039
It's alright you'll get shit on for you amateur opinions anyways. Hopefully you'll be able to contribute more than just HEEM spam while you are watching fights.

>>77070038
>Jonathan Snowden is an actual fight analyst

HOWLING

He's a whiny cuck """""""journalist"""""""" who picks fights on Twitter

The announcement of who's in should be better, not just during an interview

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>>77070086
but i luv shawb

Boston Salmon
NewYork Tuna

>>77070038
>cheeto finger who has never fought before

>>77070082
Not sure where you get off calling him a bum the guy wrote probably the most complete book about the history of mma. I could understand not agreeing with his opinions but he's done good work as a journalist

Post mma related bunda

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>>77068974

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>>77070079
For sure these shots were doing 0 damage 100%

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>>77070112
He loves you too.

Schaub bless.

>>77070038
>he disagrees with me so im going to tweet about how he shouldnt be an analyst

winners focus on winners. losers focus on winners

>>77069983
A: Floyd is one of the best defensive minds in the history of boxing. Legends of the game like Canelo and De La Hoya couldn't out jab him
B: Conor is not a masterful jabber by any means whatsoever. His left hand is pretty much always more active than his jab. Anyone who watches conor's fights should know this, especially if they are an analyst
C: A Karate stance has nothing to do with the jab, it has to with with kicks, which is why conor uses it in MMA. Because he also kicks more often than he jabs.

With those 3 things in minds, how can you reasonably say that the jab will somehow be conor's magical key to victory? And why would conor use that stance? And why is shaub so certain that conor will be jabbing like a mainac when historically that has never been one of his primary weapons?

>>77070038
Wow, this guy IS an absolute faggot. You'd literally have to be retarded to follow this guy.

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>>77069389

>>77069923
Why keep a hundred million dollar check in a backpack?

>>77070157
To trigger you

>>77070157
because you're hiding shit from the IRS? lol

Holobaugh legit looked amazing

Good show. Hopefully next week is good.

i'd love to watch conor destroy floyd wearing 4oz gloves

>>77070139
I think people were legitimately surprised schaub got the opportunity, especially after helwani got booted

>>77070118
You act like that makes a difference. There are plenty of people who write/pundit about pro sports who have never played at a professional level

>>77070243
Why did Helwani get booted?

>>77070145
He is an enormous faggot. Talks endless shit but cowers and blocks people anyone who even civilly disagrees with him

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>How do we make MMA look as awful as possible?
>First of all, let's find the dumbest most brain damaged ignorant analyst we can find? ayo, anyone know who can hook us up?
>Say no more my man, I got Brandon Shob on speed dials

Hopefully Matt Hughes had a bad day

>>77070185
holla back

>Floyd is too broke to afford a suit

>>77070274
>eddyposter confirmed
lol

brendan schaub is a stupid person.

>>77070266
Snowden knows nothing about fighting. Unironically Schaub talking about angles is more intelligible than him. He's a /r/mma tier troll

>>77069839
Could you make some for me please

Last 30 seconds of round 1 Pettis does a shuffle taunt

Anthony Pettis walkout

2:22 to 2:15 round 1 please

>>77070274
There's kind of a point here
Getting someone in who thinks Conor can win will make Conor look that much more foolish like Showtime pretty much did to Goobs at the presser

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this suit

HARD WORK

>>77070294
That's just your opinion man
>>77070269
Dana hates him

>>77070326
TAXATION

>>77070309
Conor clothing game on point

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Did any underdogs win?

>>77070326
BRENDAN SCHAUB