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/heem/: rose edition

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fuck floyd and conor
fuck boxing


Upcoming fights:

7/11: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 1
7/14: Bellator 181 - Campos vs Girtz 3
7/14: Glory 43 - Featherweight Tournament
7/15: Invicta 24 - Anderson vs Kolesnyk
7/16: UFC Fight Night 113 - Nelson vs Ponzinibbio
7/18: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 2
7/22: UFC on Fox 25 - Weidman vs Gastelum
7/22: VFC 58 - TBA
7/22: ACB 65 - Silva vs Agnaev
7/25: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 3
7/27: Combate Americas: Clasico - Lloveras vs Fuentes
7/29: ONE Championship - Conquest of Kings
7/29: UFC 214 - Cormier vs Jones 2
7/30: Rizin 6 - Bantamweight Tournament
8/1: Dana White's Tuesday Night Contender Series - EP 4
8/5: ACB 66 - Young Eagles 20
8/5: UFC Fight Night 114 - Pettis vs Moreno
8/18: M1 Challenge - Battle in the Taiga
8/19: ACB 67 - Cooper vs Berkhamov
8/25: Bellator 182 - Koreshkov vs Njokuani
8/25: Glory 44 - Chicago
8/31: Invicta FC 25 - Kunitskaya vs Pa'aluhi
9/2: UFC Fight Night 115 - Struve vs Volkov

Previous thread: >>77060874

News:

>Mousasi was offered Rockhold before signing to Bellator
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-offered-luke-rockhold-ufc-215-bellator-offer

>Snoop DOG on UFC commentary gig
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/snoop-dogg-action-with-ufc-mic-dana-white-contender-series

>UFC 213 fighter social media statements
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-reactions-winning-and-losing-fighters-on-social-media

>Gunni wants to rematch Maia
https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/7/11/15949786/rematch-with-demian-maia-is-a-dream-for-gunnar-nelson
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Who is your favourite female UFC or Invicta fighter? Any other organization welcome.
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>Schaub
>this press conference
>this fight
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Boys does anyone else think valentinas really hot?
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man sp sucks, off to reddit, come join me
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Sperg op hates alphas because he's obese lmao

>>77064240
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>>77064288
miesha tate because she has a very thick ass and is sexy
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LOL they fucked his music up
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRpITDL-vcA


ITS HAPPENING
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>African tribial music intensifies
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>literally mentioning mandrama
ahahahahhahaha
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okay
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>>77064288
Joanna or Valentina
>>77064368
miesha is a vengeful bitch who talks shit on any girl hotter than her or has beaten her
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Connor speach was like my last date.
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Either give both of them a mic or don't at all
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>>77064288
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this is gay af
the banter needs to be organic
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REAL TALK, HOW HYPE IS THIS FROM 1-10

REAL TALK, HOW HYPE IS THIS FROM 1-10

REAL TALK, HOW HYPE IS THIS FROM 1-10

REAL TALK, HOW HYPE IS THIS FROM 1-10
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FLOYD

>TOOT TOOTOOOOOT

MONEY


>TOOOT TOOT TOOOOOOT

MAYWEATHAAAAAAAAAA
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HARD WORK
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FUCKING CRINGEEEEE
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McGregor such a cringelord with that speech
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cringe as fuck
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>>77065077
solid 3
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hard work hard work hard work i still got it

all work is what all work is what

this is going to be terrible
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FUCKING AIRHORNS
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this is just .. wew

what is this world coming to
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THE FUCK IS THIS I WANT BACK AND FORTH
BACK
AND
FORTH
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>>77065077
1
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why is 21 a number?
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"If you zoom in on the pinstripe, it says 'fuck you'"

Love my countryman…
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Cringe from both sides. wtf is this shit. Let them talk to each other not give speeches.
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ALL WORK IS ______
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YEW DEW GIVE A FOOK IF IT AN OCTAGON
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What the fuck is this
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ALL WORK IS WHAT
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Floyd "Cringe" Mayweather
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>airhorns
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>>77065077
solid 0
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Floyd "Mommy" Mayweather BTFO
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this is so staged lmao
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Lmao at Floyd
He'd never come to the Octagon
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fucking kek
>you do give a fuck if it's an octagon
connor speaking the truth
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CRINGE B O Y S
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Point to the easy work then.

Like 5 people in the crowd point. Oh dear he struggling
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holy shit having a kid really changed conor

he is so different
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floyd needs to shut the fuck up for his own sake
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Vince McMahon would've done this better.
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Goobs has won already
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Then fight in a cage Floyd
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Floyd literally running away from the mic
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Floyd would rather die than step into the octagon
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man this shit is wack
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This is the worst connor has looked in a press conference.
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>dance for me boy
RACIST
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This is absolutely embarrassing from both sides, what a shitty fight.
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>Dance for me boy
HOLLY SHIT
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>Conor talking shit on the dancing as if he didn't do his coked out jumping around for 10 minutes
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Wanted a back and forth like UFC conferences

Who the hell wanted speeches?
THIS IS BIG BECAUSE CONOR TRASH TALKS NOT BECAUSE HE GIVES BIG SPEECHES HOLY SHIT HOW DON'T YOU GET IT


Conor is BTFOing him so bad
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IMMA TAX YOUR ASS
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>tax your ass
this is so fucking cringey
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>boy
oh shit
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YEWL DO FOOKIN NOTHIN
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ALL WORK IS WHAT??


ALL WORK IS WHAT???????????
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I've seen better WWE promos
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jesus lads
i'm trying to enjoy this but it's hard
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I'M THE IRS
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FUCK FLOYD JUST STOP
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Lol I'm loving old man mayweather getting fired up.
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9 FIGURE FIGHTER. 8 FIGURE FIGHTERS BTFO
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lol floyd rehearsed these lines
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>>77065157
He didn't have anything prepared tho.
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>i got money
>i got more money
ugh
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>Floyd thinks this is a rap battle
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>>77065186
AND IM FINNA TAX YO ASS
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YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I'M A NINE FIGGER FIGHTER
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floyds banter is all money? lol
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Conor frozen with fear LMAO
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this is cringe
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CONOR B-SIDE MCGREGOR
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Boxing promotion is awful
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This

Is

So


Bad
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Is this the worst broadcast in the history of television?
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mayweather is insecure as fuck t b h
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This reminds me of that Supahotfire video.

Lame insults but the crowd is going wild
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YEAAAAAAH
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It's like I'm watching a bad comedy act
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>Floyd out trash talking conor
Lads I wasnt expecting this
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>floyd running off to the side for more one-liners
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FLOYD CONFIRMED SHOOK
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jesus christ lads
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Floyd just thanked me
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DAS YO ASS
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>I'll get in the octagon

No you won't lying fuck face.
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This is shite, lads…
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FLOYD SO SHOOK HE HAS TO PACE AROUND TO GATHER HIS THOUGHTS
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what about his ass?
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LOL they turned off Conor's mic.
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LETS DO THE FOUR OUNCE GLOVES
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DON'T FOOL THE PUBLIC

HARD WORK

HARD WORK

HARD WORK
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CONOR EXPOSED
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Did they really mute Conor's mic?

Mprpns
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Mayweather is on repeat

The only thing worth shit si Conor interfjecting and I guess they stopped him doing it

Literally cut his mic
He'll never do 4oz, they're screwing Goobs so bad it's obvious not even as an MMA guy
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Floyd is shook as fuck.
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Floyd is a nine figger fighter
Mcgregor is a fine nigger fighter
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jfc this is terrible
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>>77065246

WE GON GET OFF IN THAT ASS
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Lol Conor is so shook
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>cutting off conors mic when floyd mentions 4 oz. gloves
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McGregors mic not even working lmao
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Conor Forgot his cocaine and confirmed has shitty comebacks, bantz and wits when sober. Floyds just a retard. 1/10
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>"We gon get off in that ass"

pretty boy floyd lmao
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Why is there paper on the podium? Floyd can't read that
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this is boring
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Is Floyd gay?
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>>77065186
>a fookin track suit
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>"i'd step into the octagon"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>LET'S USE 4oz
Yeah fucking right floyd
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>IMMA GET UP ON THAT ASS
What did he mean by this?
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WHICH WAY YOU WANNA GO

THATS RIGHT

SIT QUITE, LITTLE BITCH
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They cut his mic, it's not really fair

PEOPLE WATCH MCGREGOR FOR TRASH TALK SO LET HIM TALK YOU TARDS
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Whoever thought it was a good idea to cut Conor's mic needs to hang themselves.
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>we gonna get off in dat ass
Why do they give niggers microphones?
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LIL BITCH
BE HUMBLE
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MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT MR TAPOUT
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>muted mic
Fuck boxing
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>HARD WORK!!!!

Boooooooo
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>>77065308
Keep crying you little loser.
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>I'm gonna fuck you till you love me faggot

>I'm gonna take you out to dinner parties and then I'm fuck you right in the asshole
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floyd is genuinely out talking conor

is mma actually worse than boxing lads
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GOD DON'T MAKE MISTAKES

AND GOD ONLY MADE ONE THING PERFECT

AND THATS MY BOXING RECORD
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this is amazing
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CONOR SHOOK
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They're screwing Goobs so bad.

What's the point cutting his mic he is THERE TO TRASH TALK YOU TARDS
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This is just like my favorite anime
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>based boxing promoters cutting conor's mike
mandrama fanboys btfo
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You cracker McGoober fans are getting absolutely btfo
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This was lame as fuck.
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who won?
who's next?
you decide
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Manlet mayweather
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what if mcgregor knocks him out
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Why is Dana white smiling so much
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>>77065347
To be fair, they have to do this press conference three more times this week
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>cutting off McGregor's mic
Jesus fucking Christ. No wonder boxing is dead
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>>77065352
$$$$$$$$
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Kek conor got clowned on the mic

kinda shocked
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Conor would absolutely kill him "right now"
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>Dana doing the face off

YES

YESSSS
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>>77065331
No shit muted his mic.
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>>77065348
dead
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>"dance for me boy"
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>>77065355
Thank God they did, dude is pure cringe and got BTFO by based Money
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>DANA'S EXPRESSIONS

LMAO IM DYING
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>>77065348
This was lame on both sides. Especially when they cut McGregor's mic off
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Hahaha Conor got absolutely verbally destroyed
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>most trash talk happening on screen throughout entire event
>no mic to let us hear it
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>>77065361
No, he'd get stomped down by 5 bodyguards
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This really sucks. I remember Conor's intensity when he was inside Aldo's head, and this isn't even a tenth of that
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gotta admit floyd did much better than I thought he would
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Lmao at Dana's face through that whole thing

What a shite press conference though
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Mayweather had to get conors mic turned off to save face lmao
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I'm going to do so much blow the night of this fight in Vegas lads
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Audio was absolutely fucked
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>>77065369
Mayweather didn't even have a mic during conor's speech
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is 5% nutrition sponsoring Floyd?
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AYE AYE

AYE
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>2 boxing faggots come into heem to shill floyd

wewlad.
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>>77065351
Hes going to lad. And niggers everywhere will riot and start the race war.
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Conor isn't that much bigger than him tbf
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>>77065386
lol conor is a midget
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CONOR ALREADY HAS THIS HOTHEAD SHOOK

FLOYD IS RIGHT WHERE CONOR WANTS HIM ALREADY LOL @ FLOYD'S "LIFE"
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goobs smashed that
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ayy ayy
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>>77065378
Go back to sleep Aldo
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What the fuck? This was the worst press conference I´ve seen.
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BACK TO SCHAUB
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may wins
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MMAnlets CRYING

Their hero just got absolutely worked.
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This is why boxing is dead
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>We just watched Conor get into his head.
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HOLY FUCK SCHAUB
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>conor let me get off in your ass
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The audio and video production was absolutely atrocious
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>>77065389
Its the first presser you stupid mong.
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>>77065400
>doing cocaine is impressive
we aren't in middle school any more lad
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Isnt the idea of a press conference you know for the press to ask questions? What the fuck just happened?
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LOL
boxing is a joke
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>>77065449
Seriously, what the fuck did he mean by this?
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How was that a press conference?
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LONG LIVE KING CON!
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>>77065429
>based Monkey
fixed that for you
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>>77065461
you have the right to free speech, goy.
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TYBDana
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/heem/ officially rekt
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You can only reply to this post if you're taller than 5'-11" or 125cm
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>press conference
>media doesnt even ask 1 question
>conor's mic gets cut
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Mr. Tapout got destroyed on the mic and was made to wait for Floyd for like 10 minutes.
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OH SHIT OUR BOY BRANDON IS MAKING MONEY DOING THIS. HYPE
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>>77065463
luckily mayweather can't RNC for shit
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That wasn't even a conference

They just cut mics. People only care about Conor because he trash talks. But they stopped that completely.


Also what the hell is Schaub on about lmao. Conor clearly won that. They cut Conor's mic. Also what the hell, they're acting like Conor got Floyd going. Nigga he had those lines prepapred already ffs
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>>77065461
i'm happy that they did specifically because it made mandrama fanboys angry
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so who has the transcript for all that shit talkin?
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>>77065469
why the fuck do you think I said that to be impressive


I said that as a disclaimer
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>>77065479
>>77065378
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SCAB YAS

SCAAAB
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Hard work
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>>77065503
>reddit spacing
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What a fucking waste of time. Shoulda let the UFC handle the pressers this is just embarrassing.
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>CONOR PLEASE LET ME GET OFF IN YOUR ASS
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Floyd won lmao

>t-t-they cut his mic

Cons for being the B-side lmao
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>>77065522
How do you know it's reddit spacing, Anon?
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If you ever needed a reason not to pay for this fight, the production of this conference and the way this is run is the perfect example.
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mauro is fucking cringe
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>>77065514
>booooooo
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>>77065487
>5'-11" or 125cm

what did you mean by this
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>>77065522
>knowing the spacing of reddit
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>>77065522
what is reddit spacing? I have been spacing like this since 2004, I am pretty sure that predates reddit

so you mean 4chninz spacing?

why u 4chan spacing bruh
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>>77065375
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the way floyd won the presser is how he will win the fight

amazing
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are other sports even trying?
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>We just watched mr. TapOut get BTFO on the mic
Lmao I heard he was supposed to be good on the mic?????
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>>77065400
>When you need a drug to make the things that should be fun actually fun, because they're boring without the drug.

You've got a problem; plenty of my friends were coke heads and they ended up the same way. Everytime we went out they needed coke to have a good time; if they didn't have coke they were sat around on their phones trying to score because otherwise the night in town around all the bars seemed boring; once they had coke they were different guys. I believe it's down to depression for most drug users; and boredom with how civilized the modern world is.
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That conference was so ass.

They didn't even tell Conor he had to do a speech. Floyd had shit prepared. Conor pretty much got screwed over in every way. This is how it'll be all the way till the fight and during the fight.

His entrance had shitty mics, his mic got cut, he went first, didn't know he had a speech
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Uh, no sweeties. Whtye bois cannot compete unless they use illegal frugs, okay honeys?
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>Toronto is the capital for mma
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it makes me upset that so many people are just doing they best BS job just because this fight is making everyone so much money

really makes you think
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IF YOU DIDNT BET MCGREGOR INSIDE 4 ROUNDS AS SOON AS HE PREDICTED YOU HATE MONEY.
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>Toronto is the capital of mixed martial arts

That's a bold statement from Schaub.
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Floyd just schooled the boy
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>>77065570
Until Floyd's tiny little head bounces off the canvas
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>>77065551
my mind has been blown
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>>77065572
cheeki boi
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>>77065567
why do you assume I do it to make things fun

why cant you just accept it's one of my vices and I do it because it's my addiction and its novelty was lost years ago

what the fuck is wrong with you NEETs
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>>77064273

Conor will win the other press conferences. My boy was caught unprepared.
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>>77065570
And Conor still won by being real.
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>>77065570
It's a fair representation of how the fight will look like. Conor won't know what to do until it's already happened.
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>betting on this circus show

nah, I don't have money I hate and want to get rid of.
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>>77065582
stop
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Let's see manletweather fight with 4oz gloves lol
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conor is going to rape him next press conference

why the fuck would floyd say hed jump in the octagon or use 4 ounce gloves? what a madman

would love to know what floyd and conor were saying during the face off.
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When are we going to get video of the two face to face confrontations they had?
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That was disappointing lads. Recommend me someone or something to fap to so I can get my mind off this.
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You can choose which way you want to go, on your face or on your back.
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LOL all those other ufc fighters and boxers trying to collect their 23K win bonus twice a year
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>>77065537
>>77065544
m-my brother told me, anon
>>77065547
wheredoyouthinkweare.gif
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>>77065558
Floyd had memorized his lines and got to speak last.
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floyd won the popular vote
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>>77065634
Fuck off /box/
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>>77065631
>>77065478
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>>77065640
The jews are backing into your mom fuckboi
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>>77065642
and they cut off Conor's mic when he tried to respond
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>>77065627
he would've raped him right now desu if the format wasn't gay as fuck one speech per city
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>>77065640
>j-j-j-jews
Lol polturds are in a fracas
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>>77065637
>wheredoyouthinkweare.gif
4chan

and I have "spaced" this way since 2004 posting on 4chan. wtf is reddit spacing? must be some newfaggotry
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You can't be my friend if you ask about superman punches.
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>MR TAP OUT
>BITCH MADE
>7 FIGURE FIGHTER

So this is the "Goat MMA trash talker"?

/heem/ absolutely BTFO
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>>77065389
conor said he was caught off guard wasn't expecting to present a whole speech so he treated it more like just breaking the news and introducing himself to boxing fans basically.

his focus wasn't even on floyd really, it was on the fans
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>>77065644
Source me bro. The booing from the crowd says you are wrong.
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>h-h-he cut off his mic, it's not fair wahhh wahhh wahhhh wahhhhh
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at this rate schaub will literally be commentating the olympics
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>>77065666

Fucking retards have started forcing this meme over the course of the last year.

I've been posting with spaces since at least 2008 and never heard shit about it until now.
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>>77065656
Conor looked like he was winning the face off, but we couldn't hear it.
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schaub: it's that mewvment *dance*

it's his distance management you goof
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4 OZ GLOVES BOYS

YOU ALL HEARD IT
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>>77065673
>>77065678

Fuck Conor and fuck /box/ retards. Back to your containment thread.
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Post some Reem
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imagine if mike goldberg were there instead
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>>77065644

nope
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>hahaha the fights going to be awful but the press conference is going to be amazing!!
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>>77065666
>le 'i have been posting since 2004' meme
you can do better than that, anon
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/box/ posters absolutely seething that conor dummied floyd on the mic already. Back to your dead general lmao
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>>77065704
>w-w-wah why didnt they let him talk about his suits more

ROFL
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>press conference
>press dont even ask questions
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>Brendan Schaub is trending on twitter
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That entire thing was a waste of time. Why even get them in the same building together if you aren't going to let them jabber at each other
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>>77065743
People talking about how much of a moron he is.
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>>77065723
>posting on 4chinz since 2004 is somehow impossible

nigger I started posting 'here' on /v/ once vanilla WoW launched. In fact I was first introduced to /v/ from a thread on WoW Off-Topic back in the first week of WoW.

Havent left since. It's kind of pathetic
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>>77065751
thats the secret to success in 2017 desu
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>>77065751
>>77065743
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Mr. Tapout lost the press conference. Get over it MMAnlets.
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>>77065765
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>>77065642
>The greatest trash talker in MMA can't improvise
His """banter""" was absolutely cringeworthy.
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>>77065743
your team of shills is doing a great job then!

take the rest of the year off!
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https://twitter.com/bailkochxo/status/884900748882006016
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>Mayweather stays quiet during Mcgregors speech and waits patiently for him to finish.
>MMA manchildren upset when Mcgregors mic gets muted so he couldnt interrupt another persons speech

It's rare that Mayweather is the more civilized fighter but it doesn't surprise me that it's against a Braindead MMA fighter.
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Mayweather basically controls everything, his TMT people are actively telling people Mayweather won and the thing is, you can tell people a lie enough times and they'll believe it
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Seems like all the Brazilians are major haters of McGregor or something. You guys still butthurt over the jose aldo thing? You know he lost again right?
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floyd a fucking bitch..

>notice not alot of racisum from us towards him due to him being Floyd
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>>77065758
>i've been posting here since 2004
>i played WoW back in vanilla
wew
>Havent left since. It's kind of pathetic
at least we have that in common, friend
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>>77065765

what in the fuck
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>>77065642
Floyd memorized his lines? He said the same shit he says in every press conference. Mcgregor had 10 years to think up a retort to what Mayweather said and failed to do it.
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>>77065642
>>77065656
>w-w-ahhh wahhh wahhh wahhhh wahhhh
Floyd didn't speak when Conor was running his mouth about track suits and winning in 4 rounds.
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>>77065778
>talk to mic
>it's muted
Wew. You defend Mayweather because Brazilians are black.
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>>77065768
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>>77065787
>i want to see two fighters hugging and kissing before fights.
>it doesnt make sense to talk like you are about to fight when you are going to fight
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oh wow
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>reddit itt actually thinking conor has a chance

Top fucking lel
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>>77065810
Track suit wasn't memorized because he didn't know what Floyd would wear.
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I want Conor to knock this nigger out so bad. Fuuuuck.
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>>77065842
Who is she?
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>>77065842
>this photoshoped bitch again
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>>77065833
thank god fuck that jew
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>>77065703
Won't happen. The jews that run boxing can't risk Floyd getting knocked out
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>>77065833
Fuck that crying kike
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>>77065829
Braindead MMA baby. If you can't win an argument without yelling over the other person then you aren't good at banter.
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>>77065862
a bitch who goes overboard with photoshop
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based mike jackson putting schaub in his place
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>>77065811
He talked like 4 or 5 times before it got muted and failed miserably each time. They actually did him a favor.
>>
Brendan P. Schaub would beat both of these guys at the same time in a street fight.
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>>77065846
Yeah but you keep crying about his mic being muted when Floyd didn't even have a mic for McGregor's cringey little speech. Also McGregor always prepares buzzwords to fire off, looked like he was nervous and didn't know what was going on lol(how the fight will go)
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>>77065789

.The pin stripes LITERALLY say fuck you
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>>77065862
>she
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>>77065789
>>77065888
Can see why he appeals to so many edgelords
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>>77065833
Based UFC, now if only they could remove him altogether.
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>>77065798
WoW players were one of the main arteries of traffic for 4chan from 2004-2007ish.

The SomethingAwful/Goon Squad vs. 4chan Hillsbrad Foothills fights on MalGanis and KT were some of the greatest gaming moments ever. EVER
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>>77065862
Stpeach
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>>77065883
He is a standup comic and he literally sells out venues across the US and in other countries...
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>>77065876
>you have to have a certain technique when it comes to talking like you are about to fight
>i live in a civilized world where we are all supreme gentlemen and have civilized arguments and fights
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>>77065785
bruh
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>>77065789
that is some next level shit
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>>77065921
>mfw a MMAbaby is literally tipping his hat at me

Expected of somebody who is a fan of a guy obsessed with wearing suits.
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>>77065920
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>>77065885
are you brazilians still butthurt over jose aldo? Because whenever mcgregor is brought up around brazilians, they immediately get their jimmies rustled
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>>77065918
hes an unfunny faggot with a glass jaw. i cant stand you schaubfags
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>>77065789
kek
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>>77065785
Protip: they are represented by the same agency and probably have the same person controlling their social media
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>>77065946
Not me, I don't watch mma
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>>77065940
>wearing suits is not civilized so i laugh at you
>i also deflected your insults with my supreme argument techniques
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>Conor is the A-side
>MAYWEATHER vs McGregor
>MAYWEATHER Promotions

Has outawkwarding gone too far?
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>>77065949
>i cant stand you schaubfags
It's literally one loser
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>>77065949
Brendan Schaub is a very intelligent and funny person. It's no wonder his podcast is one of the most downloaded in the world.
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>>77065876
true desu, its so easy to interrupt and yell over someone speaking to try and assert dominance and its fuckin gay

Mandrama traditionally always has a wrestler waiting for the other to finish cutting his promo
>>
Brandon Swab
>>
What the FUCK?

https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/884895095778103296
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>>77065918
The Fighter and the Kid podcast has charted in multiple countries across the world,[7] and garners over four million downloads per month.[8] The podcast has featured such guests as Rob Dyrdek,[9] Conor McGregor,[10] Bill Burr,[11] and 50 Cent,[12] among many others.[13] The duo are known for their comedic perspectives, not only in the realm of mixed martial arts, but also within pop culture and current events.

Schaub and Callen performed the podcast live to sold out crowds on a national tour in 2016. The tour included such venues as The Vic Theatre (Chicago), Gramercy Theatre (New York City), and Wilbur Theatre (Boston); culminating at the infamous Comedy Store in Los Angeles.[14] Schaub made his solo stand-up comedy debut on August 10, 2016 at the Comedy Store.
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LMAO BASED KENNY
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This buffoon accurately represents modern day MMA fans.
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>>77065789
No, fuck you, leatherman.
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>>77065999
In 2016 Schaub and Callen released "The Fighter and the Kid 3D". The twelve episode digital download series features sketch comedy pieces spawned from the duo's podcast personas.[16] The series was ranked the #1 Comedy TV show on iTunes when it debuted in May 2016; surpassing the likes of Inside Amy Schumer, Key And Peele, and Tosh.0 on the charts.[17] The Fighter and the Kid 3D also ranked #3 most downloaded TV show overall on the iTunes charts, topping hit series such as Game of Thrones and Keeping up with the Kardashians.
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>>77066019
He certainly represents the evolutionary process.
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>>77065833
good riddance
>>
rose is cute.
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>>77065991
Apparently the robe is to keep warm because studios tend to be very cold.
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Wait they are actually answering questions now on FS2? the fuck?
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actually conor interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sCeRX3rNNYY
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>cut off conor's mic
>use schaub to represent MMA fans

I can't live like this
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>>77066041
>a german says good riddance about a jew
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>>77066019
You're right unfortunately. I kind of miss mma being an underground type thing
>>
Conor got destroyed lol
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>>77065833
but would he die for his flag?
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>>77066053
Yes

Everyone turn on FS2 Conor is about to answer questions.
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>>77066059
oy vey, it's literally the second shoah!
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>>77066056
>fix the press conference
>use the biggest retard they could find to represent us
>Conor probably getting embarrassed
This is boxing's revenge, isn't it? We've mocked them for years about their dying sport. Now Joshua literally gave them the spark of life they needed, and they're enacting their master plan to kill MMA.
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>>77066079
is there a stream for it, cause who the fuck has fs2?
>>
There were more jews in that boxing press conference than the staff of CNN
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>>77065789
So this is why McGregor told the camera to zoom in on his suit?
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>>77066086
idc really MMA is so much more fun to watch

if Floyd doesn't ko Conor in 1 round boxfags should be ashamed

Because that's what the result would be if
Floyd stepped into the octagon
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>Floyd literally says that he'd fight anyone in the octagon and that he's willing to fight Conor with 4oz gloves

lmao what the fuck
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>I'm a 100 mil dollar figher!!

>That's for the tax man

KEK
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The biggest losers tonight were all the Dana hating fags who were just unequivocally proven wrong.
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A Mayweather promotions intern was given the task to find the dumbest MMA representative they could find, after browsing reddit and /heem/ for 2 days, the choice became very clear.
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what's the real thread?
>>
>>77066054
wtf, I love Jamal and Jemele now
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>>77066134
You're LITERALLY seething.
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Lol MMAnlets seething about how the format didn't benefit McGregor. Somehow not realizing this is a foreshadowing of how the fight will look like when McGregor will look hapless and toothless in there cause he has 0 pro boxing fights.
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What is this expression trying to convey?
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lol and then you've got tony ferguson hoping his opponent will show up so he can feed his family
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>>77066151
You're LITERALLY shilling
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>>77066162
i like how /box/ got like 8 posts throughout that entire conference
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where's the fucking cell phone footage of their face offs goddamnit
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>>77066137
This one was made earlier.
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>>77065743
Im new here. Whats the matter with this guy? I see him all the time on this board
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>>77066183
Boxing fans know it's a joke and don't give a shit.

Plus they're all getting hype for GGGvsCanelo.
>>
I really like that Dana is rich beyond belief but he still dresses like a college student and doesn't flaunt his wealth aside from the standard rich guy essentials like a charter plane and a fancy car. Those v-necks he wears are $9 each at Target.
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>>77066169
>shilling

He's a commentator for the biggest fight this year why would anyone shill for him on a site with 100 posters who don't pay for events lol

>>77066196
>w-w-we just don't care
lol fucking nerds

it must suck to spend from childhood to adulthood practicing boxing just to learn you get your ass kicked by high school wrestlers
>>
>>77066183
Yes because it's a circus mismatch that shouldn't get any attention outside of frothing casuals with nothing better to do, I'm sure you morons didn't take CM Punk fighting in the octagon seriously, or did you? maybe you did
>>
>>77066195
He was a so-so fighter that most people didn't like even when he was fighting. He became a relatively successful podcast host, then started getting spammed by people here as a meme. This lead to people doubling-down on their hatred of the guy.
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>>77066222
if you read anything on him and the fertittas its actually the opposite, lorenzo acts like a normal guy and dana literally shows off sabretooth tiger skulls he spent $160,000 on
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>>77066222
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XK7Ww94lXBA
was just watching this and thinking the same thing
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>>77066224
>why would anyone shill for him on a site with 100 posters
Lol you're too pathetic
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>>77064273
Upcoming events:

>News:
www.themaclife.com
https://themaclife.com/category/sports/ufc/
https://themaclife.com/category/mcgregor/
https://themaclife.com/category/entertainment/
https://themaclife.com/category/tech/

>/heem/ related fight wear:
http://www.ufcstore.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/96/so/highest_price
http://www.fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pg/1/ps/84/so/highest_price

>/heem/ related fight gear for those of you with low paying jobs such as doing grunt work on a dock:
http://www.ufcstore.com/MMA/on_sale/yes
http://www.fanatics.com/Conor_McGregor_Gear/pricerange2/$10_to_$20/pg/1/ps/72/so/lowest_price

>Fights:
https://www.ufc.tv/page/fightpass

https://www.ufc.tv/secure/subscription?sku=PFIGHTPASSHD
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lol Conor dropping F bombs on television
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>>77064273
>>Mousasi was offered Rockhold before signing to Bellator
>http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-offered-luke-rockhold-ufc-215-bellator-offer

SHOOK LEVELS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD
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>>77066238
Lorenzo is a billionaire but his father started off literally broke.
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>>77066248
Shook
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>>77066164
disdain for plebs
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>>77066222
oh yeah totally super humble my man 100%
>>
i cant wait

this is the ultimate /pol/ battle

who will win

black vs white, the final answer is soon upon us
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>>77066224
I'm an MMA fan I'm just saying what boxing fans are probably thinking.
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTc4A7a8jZQ [Embed]

you guys are missing this?
Conors getting destroyed

wtf is there 2 threads
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>>77066281
Irish aren't white
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>>77066276
>yfw that is Jon's cocaine
>>
i dont follow boxing at all, how embarrassing would it be for floyd and the sport in general if he lost?
>>
the fertittas were raised relatively strict, they're roman catholic "sicilians" who had a very hard working father, dana has a piece of shit family
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bahahaha
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>>77066309
Wont happen so why even think about this
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>>77066309

For boxing purists it would be the most monumental upset and embarrassment in the history of the sport, as well as the last nail in its coffin.

For MMA fans, it's just another day at the office for Mystic Mac.
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>>77066281
>this is the ultimate /pol/ battle
I thought Joshua vs. Klitschko was that ultimate /pol/ battle

Hilarious how obese polturds are always trying to self-insert into any confrontation in every single way they can.

>RACE WAR NOW :D :D :D
How about you focus on losing weight?
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>>77066339
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>>77066281
Cringe
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>>77066360
>>77066339
>>
Conor and Floyd Sr. where talking shit just now. What a shit show lol
>>
"spit it out.. take flip-flop out of your mouth Sr." hahahha
>>
holy shit Floyd Sr is embarrassing.
>>
>>77066378
Conor just took a dump all over him LOL
>>
Mr. Tap-Out
>>
>>77064273
There was no tap. The ref ended that shit way to early. Hate when refs stop the fight to early
>>
Floyd sr just exposed Conor lmao
>>
Boxing fans are subhumans
>>
>>77066459
Will jewani ever recover?
>>
>>77066459
He finna cry again on the MMAhour?
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>>77066459

Jews jewing Jews. Love it.
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>No credentials for UFC 200
>No credentials for MayGregor

Dana truly hates this man
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Lol everyone flaming schaub on twitter, pretty sure showtime put him on to make MMA look bad
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>>77066391

Did the dump consist of "I-if I lose its because it's boxing waaahh"?
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>>77066509
>flaming
is flaming hate or is flaming love? damn kids and your music
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>>77066509
>pretty sure showtime put him on to make MMA look bad
Of course they did
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>>77066391
Did he? Cause he got butthurt and started saying if Floyd kept saying more mean things to him on the tour that he would elbow him during the match and take the DQ.
>>
>>77066521
>if I lose its because it's boxing
That's not incorrect. McGregor will literally murder Mayweather in any other combat sport aside from boxing. Not to mention a real fight.
>>
Post pics of mieshas ass
>>
I'm so happy for Brendan's success. He deserves it for fighting all those roiders.


>>77066595
she doesn't have much of one and her chest is fake
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>>77066574
Already cushioning the blow
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>>77066595
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HARDOOOSH!!!
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>two heem threads
>not 1 box thread
conor is the a side for sure my man
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You can choose which way you want to go out mr, tapout, on your face or on your back.
>>
I missed the horrible trash talk so I just watched some parts now and the promo got me a little hype but then they started talking and it felt so forced and it turned me off, but either way I feel like the one in a billionth chance goobs has of winning is if floyd feels the pressure of breaking rocky's record and starts feeling like he's too old so he goes in there really demoralized, heavily doubt it though
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Why does he get so much hate? He's fucking great.
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>>77066631
Rin was made for 125
fuck you Dana
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>>77066574

Lmao, but it's not am mma fight. It's not a street fight either. Why do people bring that shit up? To protect their about to be shattered egos? It's a boxing match. Lmao, goalpost moving pussies
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>>77066815
Because the team running his social media includes our general on the list of sites to flood with spam. The hate is directed at the shills. They are like 40 people who hang out here on the regular and we don't need to be advertised to every day. They don't give a fuck about us or the community of people who helped build this general. They wipe their ass with Schaub paper, leave it here and expect us to take it with out a fight.

http://www.strawpoll.me/4951288
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Thoughts?
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i cant even imagine the outcome if conor wins

it would be even bigger than trump becoming president. chances are most likely the same
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>>77067021
Schaub didn't annoy me honestly
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which fucking thread are we using. why is there 2? can't you morons do anything right.
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>>77067026
That depends if you think Mayweather would rape more or less people if he loses.
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>>77064273
How legit is that move? Couldn't the fighter oh the bottom just jump and land on their back, flattening the other?
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>>77067039
We're mirroring the shitshow of the "press conference"

heem is too meta these days
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>>77066815
>>77067021
Without watching the conference I can see that Brisketti Spaghetti said something stupid with every word.
Poor Mauro must be taking double dosage of his meds to stand that buffoon
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>>77067058
It's been attempted many times before
It only allows the fighter on their back to sink the choke in tighter, it never does any damage
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>>77067082
I missed it, what happened?
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>>77067058
Doesn't really flatten you and just makes the choke tighter honestly. There's a reason you don't see people do it often other than someone a bit reckless.
You can end up smashing your own head on the canvas too, it's not a good idea
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>>77067117
Schaub killed it.
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>>77067124
Yeah I watched the first 30 seconds on fightpass and turned it off when I saw he was hosting
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>>77067124
It's really sad if you've been doing all this shilling for free.
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>>77067141
>>77067154
You are in shambles right now. Take a deep breath.
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>>77067058
don't forget they're the size of 14 year old boys, so the most it would do is knock some wind out of both of them temporarily
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>>77067234
Nah in all seriousness good for him good for him.
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>10-5
>10-5
>10-5
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>>77067234
I'm completely serious, when CTR were spamming this website for most of last year they at least collected a salary, you on the other hand get paid nothing to shill for some bum who got KO'd multiple times.
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>>77067234
What does this even mean?
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>>77067234
Tell us Anon, why does Schaub mean so much to you?
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Who /Snoopcast/ here?
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>>77067384
Me in the other thread
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>>77067384
just smoked some weed, feeling great
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>>77067021
BUT LET ME JUST STOP YOU FOR A SECOND
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>>77067270
100%
>>77067357
>>77067360
Relax. Schaub is successful and that it NOT changing. Deal with it or stay in shambles for life.
>>77067368
Glad you asked!

Brendan Schaub is the greatest fighter of all time. He dominated the heavyweight division before branching out to conquer the entertainment world as well. He used to be known as "The Hybrid" because he totally encompasses what it means to be a mixed martial artist. Early in his career he relied on his raw athleticism, but he refined his technique as he progressed as a fighter. Some highlights are when he picked up a clean knockout of the legend Mirko Cro Cop and actually landed the first D'Arce choke in heavyweight history on Matt Mitrione. I could go on for days about Schaubs record as a fighter, but I think it really speaks for itself.

I'm sure you've heard of his podcast before, The Fighter and the Kid (http://www.tfatk.com/). TFATK really showcases Brendan's whit and charisma and there is also this little goober named Bryan Callen (the kid). Bryan acts as the foil to Schaub. The show features witty banter and fantastic interviews. Big Brown really creates a relaxed environment and puts his guests at ease. The interviews are like conversations between childhood friends catching up. If you need to find the latest episode, you can always check the top of the iTunes chart ;)

I can't he but be inspired by the man. If you want to know anymore feel free to ask. We all love him around here!
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>>77067357
This is true. The guys who work on /g/ are very well paid by Intel. Same with /v/ and all their sponsors. The saddest thing about the Schaubster is that he does all the work for free. Obsession is to soft a word.
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>>77065273
sauce?
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>>77067457
Can you explain his strategy in his metamoris match?
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Ivanka Trump checking out the fights
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>>77067511
It's called the Schaub Shutdown. You don't play in cyborgs guard. Schaub shut it down and played on his own terms. Completely turned the game on its head and walked away without being close to submitted.
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>>77067021
>>
post your ufc walkout song
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mayweather won that shit holy shit mcgregor is done
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>>77067021
>Brenda leaning in
>Desperate to be a part of the conversation
>Ignored
>Tries to interject
>Cut off
>Flooded with Twitter hate
>Not asked to join broadcast again
>Convinces himself they're just jealous
>They're all just jealous h8ers

nothing_new_to_see_here.jpg
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>>77067763
>Schaub is killing the game
>h8rs get jealous
>h8rs get delusions
Nothing new to see here.
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>>77067791
What part of getting cut from the practice squad of the worst NFL team, quitting MMA because he was scared or riding Joe Rogan's coat tails is "Killing it"
exactly?
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>>77067950
>pro athlete in two sports
>top podcaster
>sells out shows internationally as a comedian
List your accomplishments.
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>>77068021
Ladies first

Unless you really are Brendan. Otherwise you're just a super fan who doesn't get paid to shill his love interest.
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>>77065294
Put your mother in a straight jacket, you punk ass white boy! Come here and tell me that and I'll fuck you in the ass, you punk white boy. You faggot. You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I eat your asshole alive you bitch. Fuck you you ho. Come say to my face and I fuck you for everybody. You bitch. Come on you bitch. You scared coward, you not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, you scared now you ho. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you till you love me faggot
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>>77068062
Wew quick deflection there my man. Take a breather, you're in shmbles.
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>>77068021
Schaub is a good example of what continually almost making it is. He almost made the NFL, almost won tuf, almost became a contender. Now he's almost got a cushy analyst gig and almost has a successful solo comedy career. I'm seeing a pattern here
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>>77068104
He is successful in everything he does? Master of all trades.
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>mfw people not even mentioning Joshua Fury
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>>77068128
He's almost successful in everything he does. You were missing a key word
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>>77065940
you lost bruh lmao give up
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>>77068169
>pro athlete
>top mma podcast
>selling out solo shows after less than a year of stand up
Err I don't think so sweetie.
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>>77065294
why cant I find this hoodie online?
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>>77068218
He's been handed a comedy career on a silver platter. If Rogan hadn't hooked him up with callen his podcast would be shit. Selling out comedy shows doesn't mean much with the venues he's performing at. Honestly if Rogan wasn't his boy he'd be doing the same thing every other UFC wash out is doing
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>>77068274
Mayweather is not as good of a Jew as we thought I guess. A real one would take your money happily.
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>>77065378
How do you even have internet in that brown aids ridden country of yours?
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Schaub is LITERALLY God and Conor is LITERALLY Jesus.
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anyone else watching tuesday night contendies?
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>>77068456
>>77068456
>>77068456
NEW THREAD

tuesday night fights live
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>>77068368
>the same thing every other UFC wash out is doing
like what, working full time or fighting in bellator?
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>>77068368
Lmao the salt is real.
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>>77068381
>South Africa accusing other countries of being AIDS-ridden
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>>77065940
This is cringe worthy jesus
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>>77068600
I live in the white South Africa not the black South Africa. His country doesn't have a difference between the two.
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>early generals

I wish /heem/ had a janitor who cared.
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JUST
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FUCK
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MY
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/HEEM/
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UP
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