/oro/ - CONCACAF Gold Cup General

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Standings

how many bongs?

>>77066141
30 bings, la

Please watch our Cup.

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FRANCE STRONK

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There were a lot of ticos in the other threads, were are they?

Where is Navas?

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is this the gamethread?

>>77066624
I'm guessing yes

>>77066624
We didn't have gamethreads for the games to keep everything in one place and not split people. There aren't many people watching Gold Cup tbqh.

Post yfw Canada gets BTFO by Costa Rica

>alexi lalas's butthurt over black Canadian pulisic

>>77066660
;_;

i only like national team fubol matches, first time watching gold cup after watching confederation championships last month

>muh we wont discrimate
wtf is that shit

wtf is this PC bullshit

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>>77066665
nice anthem you got there leafs

canada's soccer future looks unironically promising desu

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Do they have to read this cuck message every match?

>>77066665
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oh god how badly is canada going to get fucked up the ass by superior CR cock?

this isn't even fair

>our children are watching

what did FIFA mean by this?

>>77066705
>mexican captain reading a message asking for no EEEEEEH PUTO chants

>our children are watching

Wrong
No one is watching this game

>>77066738
Just ban chicanos & mexikeks and the "problem" is solved

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>>77066744

>>77066757
I fail to see how EEEEEEEEH PUTO is offensive. It deals literally zero damage.

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Fuck a canada

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>>77066736
>>77066744
its all anti-ehhhh puto propaganda by fifa.

desu senpai.

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I hope Canada's young striker has a good game again

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>>77066771
Me neither but you know how people get assblasted over everything nowadays

so who do i root for as an American?
>costa rica because fuck canada
>canada because costa rica is a viable opponent
?

>>77066805

Hey. How come Puerto Rico is never in the Gold Cup?

>>77066829
>being this stupid
Rooting for anyone won't alter the outcome of the match, or mean anything. Just watch the game.

>>77066836

Their NT is Oceania Island tier

>>77066805
Fuck those people, why should we stop having fun just cause some sjw thinks a word is offensive.

>>77066836
Not many people here give a fuck about football unfortunately do our National Team sucks fat dick

>>77066836
They're a baseball-first country. That's why countries such as Venezuela, Nicaragua, Cuba and PR are generally shit at fútbol

>>77066592
On vacation, he wasn't called

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>>77066840
hues are no fun anymore

>>77066896
That's positive though. Americans were never smart to begin with.

>>77066914
well next time i want a brazilian opinion i'll just take a shit

>>77066942
Just do it on a toilet though, since you americans like to shart in marts.

>>77066968
unlike brazilians who just shit whereever the urge strikes them right?
>particularly at the beach

>spidercam

>>77066985
Nah, american education at it again. The ones who shit on public places are indians.

>>77066985
>>77066968

Hey, hey. Calm Down. Lets just enjoy the comfy thread. Don't be like the CHIcano Autist who always ruins the comfy threads

>>77066996
>there are brazilians who dont consider themselves half indian/half monkey
i got some bad news for you

>inb4 "b-but i'm a true german"

>>77067004
Shut up puto, no ones talking to you.

fucking awful ass game. completely understandable why there are only like 25 people in the stands

>>77067027

Found the CHIcano. I do hope you go back.

does costa rica even have an offense?

Why does nobody come to those games

We had a fucking U21 Euro in Poland and stadiums were packed

>>77067011
>knowing what are indians and natives
>american education
I guess all those science tests where Jesus is the answer to everything really got to your brains. Or maybe it's just the diet coke and lard replacing the stuff in your skull.

>>77067027
CHI is at it again

>>77067086
They're both playing defense

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>>77067093
>call him a monkey
>he misses the joke
you're starting to sound a little butthurt, joao

this on basic cable or gayass FS2

inb4 poorfag

>>77067133
fs1 for me

>>77067130
>projecting after countless losses
Meh, beating americans are too easy. Where are the mexicans? Or am I discussing with one?

lmao, these two teams are so shit

>16 years old
16 years old
>16 years old
16 years old
>16 years old
16 years old
>16 years old
16 years old

>>77067089
mostly because of the location.
a fkn leaf

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>>77067153
>countless losses
you know all about that dont you

ALPHONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>16 years old

yeah right, he looks like 26

>>77067240
all refugees are underage bro

>>77067218
Ah yes, the World Cup... which we got 5 titles and americans, uh, none?

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LEAF

That 16 year old is Barcelona material. Fuck mbappe

>>77067276
based polANO

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> a 16-year-old is the lead scorer of the tournament

Kill me, senpai.

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>>77067252
>gets raped in his countries national pasttime
>brags about it

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>Canada's best player is a literal refugee
what did they mean by this?

>>77067276

O its the Based PolANO

Hello PolandBro!

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>tfw game so slow didnt even notice the leafs scored

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Canada the GOAT!
Alphonso golden boot incoming!

>>77067318

This is exactly why Refugees are Welcome. They send over players all the time

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>>77067355
> born in a refugee camp in Ghana

>>77067308
>gets raped by mexico in their own national past time
>35-7
Man, I thought you were World Champions of handegg! Oh wait, only american teams take part on the "World Championship", I get it.

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>>77067396
>NO U
>claims not to be butthurt

>>77067429
>can't comeback
Another easy win.

>>77067328
Hello!

I'll be cheering for Canada because their defender plays for Lechia Gdańsk

Davies is breddy gud

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>this team

>>77067495

No Navas no Party

>>77067495
Besides Navas who else is not in the tournament?

Does the man has enough stamina to go like this for 90 mins?

>16 year old kid just concacafs his defender
SO PROUD

>>77067436
you win hue, but you're still obviously butthurt
that monkey blood really boils inside you doesnt it?

>>77067495
>you

lol, Canada about to get BTFO

fuggg :-----DDDDDDD

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>maplenignogs actually thought they had a chance

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sorry for the stuttering, my GPU died and I'm on integrated graphics right now

>Canada (1st)

lil' old me? surely you jestin'

>>77067699
Highest goal diff. Doesn't mean you are the best, de facto.

>>77067699

Reminder that You have one the Gold Cup, beating Colombia in the Final.

>a fuckin leaf

>>77067697
thanks

>>77067554
I don't know i dont follow this cup that much.

>>77067715
>Gold Cup
>Colombia

pick one

>>77066715
agreed
but maybe in 5 years we'll finally beat them...
not costa rica, martinique.

Based black canadian Pulisic

Who can stop this madman

>>77067742
>being this casual

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>>77067742

This game started poor but got better near the end

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>yfw ya boi is in golden boot contention

>>77067902
>That mustache dude look

My sides

>>77067902
>that mustache dude
>that black guy in red

America no doubt

>>77067814
>>77067827
apologies my dudes isn't Colombia CONMEBOL though? Or were the CONCACAF countries different back then?

Asking for a friend

>>77067554
Borges (plays in LEL liga)
Duarte (Nica, so it doesn't matter)
Waston (meme defense. Only useful for corners because he's a tall lad)

>>77068013
Concacaf used to invite Conmebol teams.

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Just tuning in now

Which team's been better so far?

>>77068013
the Gold Cup used to invite Conmebol teams because they didn't want too many caribbeanigger teams

>>77068052
the halftime commercials

>I got a Canada/US english broadcast
>Is not as cringe as I thought

>>77068117
is it the english dude?

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>>77068013

I wasn't butthurt, was just showing proof.

Anway, tell your friend that CONCACAF used to invite teams outside the Confederation. In this Case, South Korea from AFC, Peru and Colombia from CONMEBOL were invited.

>>77068132
I think so. It's on FS1

>Update: It suddenly got very cringe

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>>77068045
>>77068060
>>77068141
I see, I'll tell my friend then

>Canadian marking

why did he take that free kick so quickly, he ruined it

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>mfw forgot i had the game on
anything happening?

Why move this tournament all over the country? If they kept it in SoCal every game would be packed with mexicans

>>77068295
Mexico should host then

>>77068295
>Why move this tournament all over the country?
Because if they kept it in SoCal every game would be packed with mexicans

Era Penal

>Canadian attacking

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>>77068295
>>77068413

i wouldn't be upset to see canada get gud. I've been impressed by TFC and their fans

should've been red

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>>77067932
Kek

Fellow Chicanos, have you submitted your recertification forms for your foodstamps cases?

>>77068413
Mexicans / Chicanos aint stupid.

You honestly think they would flock to stadiums and pay for a Canada / Costa Rica game?

Or a Honduras / French Guiana?


>NO

>>77068490
BALL DONT LIE

>>77068466
I'm actually liking what I see from the leafs. But their defense seems vulnerable

>alphonso injured

well, we're done

F

>Alphonse out

It's over

Cyle Larin is doing his country a disservice right now

>>77068634
Shouldn't have gotten a DUI

>>77068699
>>77068634
Well, Immigrants are like a box of chocolates. You never know what you are gonna get. Could be a decent striker or a bomb striker

>>77068800
Larin was born and raised in Brampton (Toronto suburb) my dude

Just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please, just a tie please

JESUS CHRIST GOD DAMNIT STOP

>>77068507
Guarantee you there are enough hondurans and costa ricans already in socal to fill a stadium

>>77068800
Larin is and always has been shit for Canada

>>77068967
I remember fucking up so hilariously that 1v1 against El Salvador gk. Embarrassing stuff.

Canada, decide if you want to win or not.

>>77069012
exactly bruv

OH MY GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE

> that spaghetti all over the floor

>>77068938

I am rooting for you, Leafs.

worry

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>>77068962
WRONG. Costa Ricans usually emigrate to New Jersey

REEEEEEE STOP GIVING AWAY THE BALL REEEEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEE

Canada will lead the group if tie.

Good luck Leafs

>>77069053
thank you based burger, i will return the favor for you tomorrow

Fucking leafs reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Meme match

>>77068962
yes but it wouldnt sell out, gold cup is literally a Mexico and U.S, possibly canada (if they play in toronto) Tournament

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>>77064207
Who wants sum rocha?

>>77069171
>>77069053
A N G L O S P H E R E

>>77069196
>CONCACAF Gold Cup
>no memes
pick one and only one

>>77069218
fair enough

>leafs tieing

can they pull it off and cement concacaf as the laughing stock?

>Canada and Martinique are group leaders

CANADA WINS 1-1

FERNANDO THE AUTIST ABSOLUTELY BTFO

Who french Guiana here?

>>77068962
I dont think neither would not fill up a Rosebowl,

This Dynamo stadium in Houston fits like 28,000. I dont see Hondurans filling up this stadium. Not even half way.

Will see.

good result for the leafs, though they have the dreaded honduras next. better hope they don't concede 8 goals again

>>77069205
No thank you, I'm good.

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>>77069302
Me!

>>77069310
At 4 points they almost certainly get the 3rd place bid to the knockouts.

>>77069232
is there any interest in puerto rico in soccer? i know carmelo anthony bought a soccer team, also the world cup in 2026 is going to have 48 teams instead of 32, puerto rico might have a chance since concacaf is going to get 2 extra slots

>>77069205
whats up with rochas and kiddie pools in backyards?

Is this meem in argentina or what?

>>77069340
Does FIFA even recognize territories for World Cup slots? I'm pretty sure they don't.

>>77069340
>48 teams
Why is it so hard for some people to not fuck things up?

>>77069340
There is, very little. Hopefully with the PRFC playing in the NASL we can spark enough interest to actually reach some sort international tournament some day.

>>77069360
it'd be offensive to the weaker teams if they didn't have a chance

>>77069326
>>77069302
>>77069262
V I V E L A F R A N C E

>>77069354
they still can, there in every qualifiers but they get eliminated fast

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>>77069275
>tfw I was the first person to find him on Kikebook and post it on here

>>77069354
Depends on the territory. French Guiana isn't, Puerto Rico is, Curacao is. It's very inconsistent

>Canada has scored 5 goals in 2 games
>meanwhile the best of MLS in USA cant beat Panama
>Canada legitimately have a great upcoming MLS kid while I have to hear insufferable faggot commentators like Lalas and cringey MLS fans rate shitters like Morris or an old McCarty
Just fucking nuke our shitty garbage team already

>>77069360
FIFA Wants the india, china and saudi arabia market

>>77069437
india and china still wont make it tho

>>77069437
With 48 teams; India still won't qualify, China might, Saudi Arabia will

>NRG stadium

Unimas on slippen.

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>>77069351
rochas cant afford regular pools, so they get above ground pool for the summer...

>>77069351
Kiddie pools aren't popular in America?

>>77069425
it also depends on how the territory is organized. I.e. martinique and french guiana are considered part of France, using the euro and being part of the EU, not a dependent territory.

>>77069478
those tits
jebus

>>77069426
canada played french guiana. let's relax until we can play martinique

also, hate to nitpick, but this isn't even best of MLS.

>Honduras
>French Guyana
make murderball great again!

>>77066660
>mfw i watched most of jamaica curacao the other night
am i still a filthy casul?

>>77069511
Puerto Rico is considered part of the US (I think), and uses the USD

Also Greenland isn't recognized by either I think

>>77069553
Stop damage controlling Doyle. Most of these players are right up the alley on the same level as the veterans like Bradley Altishit Dempsey and Howard in the league.

>>77069603

Greenland needs to build an Indoor stadium. They don't have one yet

>>77069205
what's up with women thinking every ass pose is attractive?
they've been objectifying themselves for the last ten years and it's still my fault somehow.

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>>77069604

>>77069255
>portugal didnt need a regulation win until the semis

b-believe

>>77069354
I believe it's basically up to how autonomous they are. French Guiana and Martinique are both as much of France as say Hawaii or Alaska are, so they don't have FIFA membership. Might be up to the country that controls it, and France very much likes to retain full control over her colonies (just ask the Algerians).

Territories like Puerto Rico and Hong Kong are full members of FIFA as they have some degree of autonomy and the parent countries are cool with them having their own associations.

>>77069603
Puerto Rico might be a state by then tbqh.

They recently passed a controversial referendum to apply for statehood. It would take convincing a large number of the already existing states though.

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>>77069351
Here we call those pools "pelopinchos"......here is a blog full of rochas in pelopinchos...

http://pelopincheras.tumblr.com/

>>77069651
Fuck, meant to say as much as Hawaii or Alaska are a part of the US. French Guiana and Martinique are both fully dependent territories.

>>77069499
not really. i mean there popular among summerfags under 8 years old.

Everyone one else goes to a community pool or own there own pool. (not many people do tho)

Malouda is playing

awesome

>>77069697
what is a summerfag outside the context of 4chan?

>>77069724
anyone that is under aged.

concacaf are a bunch of retards for not letting malouda play. its not like a tournament with martinique or french guiana or Mexico's H squad is respectable anyway. Might as well make it as fun as possible.

Please injure the fuck out of all Hondurans

>fielding an ineligible player is breaking the law

wtf are they smoking

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I wasn't paying attention, but apparently the commentators said that one of this teams could lose by default if they field some player.

What's up with that?

>french guiana gifting honduras an automatic +3 goal differential
I don't think they would ever have won but that still hurts canada

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> post your face when no game

>>77069774
It's CONCACAF vs Canada

Always

Even though our dude is the new CONCACAF president

>>77069697
Arent community pools disgusting? Or are they kinda cool?

>>77069437
There's no way in hell India will qualify anytime soon, this just opens the door for Uzbekistan, North Korea, and maybe a non-Saudi Middle Eastern team. One of the SEA teams that go crazy for soccer yet are hilariously bad (Malaysia/Thailand/Indonesia) will probably qualify long before they get close.

China is also terrible, just spent a year there for grad school and while a lot of people absolutely love watching the sport, the NBA is king

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>>77069772
I think they're talking about Malouda.

>>77069772
Malouda was capped under france so shouldn't play for french guiana, Honduras has basically already won the match 3-0

>>77069603
They're a dependent commonwealth, but not considered "fully" part of the country(i.e. a state) so they're more of a territory. And their sports have their own teams

>>77069680
congress won't let it happen, especially with GOP in control.

>>77069880
H

So wait how did CONCACAF let French Guiana list Malouda on their starting line-ups if that would result in an automatic forfeit?

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>not a dsingle white face
i hope y'all ready for some murderball

>>77069831
yea youre probably right, but its still kind off odd how theres 1 billion people in china and india they cant even go to the world cup even with fifa catering to them

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>>77069816
they are for the most part "CLEAN"

9/10

unless you live in a black neighboorhood.

>>77069847
>>77069834
>>77069810

Are they really going to use Malouda?? Absolute madmans
Prepare the pure meme match. Probably both teams won't give a shit and won't try too hard.

>yfw Honduran players just walk off the pitch after kickoff

Malouda my man!

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>nuestros hijos nos esta mirando

que putas FIFA se refierian a esto.

>Concacaf in charge of anthems

>>77069953
I want this. Is an automatic forfeit if they play with Malouda or is a protest-requiered thing?
Because Honduras could try to make more than 3 goals, and if they fail, they use the rule

>National anthem of French Guiana
>not of France

???

why the fuck is french guiana even in this tournament?

Is honduras on EHHH PUTO bandwagon? Everyone listen close. kek

I know when Dynamo plays here. EEHH Putos's are pretty common acurance.

>>77069973
>eeeeeeeeeh puto es una ma influencia para niños

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>>77069834
>>77069847
They actually fielded him
The absolute madmen

ALLEZ LES VERTS

Are they screaming "Hondruas" or "Malouda" I can't tell

new guinea just fucked canada right in the pussy

>>77070131
this 2bqh
although I guess honduras actually beating them by more than 2 goals isn't unthinkable

>>77070035
>when Dynamo plays here. EEHH Putos's are pretty common acurance.
Thanks to some sjw ""(mexican american)"" fag who went to a game and heard puto and then proceeded to bitch on social media about >muh discrimination now the fifa faggots are trying to get rid of the chant since they claim it's homophobic and encourages people to hate gays.

When will Elis learn how to score a goal?

If french guyana win 4 - 0, they win? What happen if it is 3 - 0? Is this a concacaf rule?

I would like to see 4 malouda goals ffs!! Great meme tournament you have there

>>77070131
i don't think its possible for canada/honduras to come down to goal differential

>>77070151
You can just tie in the last game, what's the problem?

so honduras' strategy is to dive.. at the ball?

>>77070205
Honduras wins at least 3-0 unless they get better result on the pitch

>>77070221
There is no strategy. They have already won. Literally

>>77070205
it seems like honduras could protest the match and it'd be a forfeit, 3-0 if they do.

>>77070219
no real problem, it's just funny
and a little weird that they'd take this stance now after not using him against >us

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>that pussy ass shot

>>77070205
Regardless of the result of the game it would be a 3-0 officially, I think

why isn't honduras playing 1-1-8? people want to see a 12-5 memefest with malouda knocking a few in

>>77070205
they should get rid of the caribbean island national teams, they dont bring in revenue and there more of a parasite in concacaf

Thank God for Univisiom. I don't pay the cable jew

>>77070263
you're not missing much in terms of commentary. Friedel seems like he's going to off himself.

>>77070259
We can't. Each federation is one vote in FIFA and in CONCACAF. So, México+USA+Canada has the same power as Curacao, Monserrat and Sn Vincent

>>77070285
"Why can't I commentate a US game?"

>>77070216
Points wise it doesn't matter, but you can argue honduras will take it easy and won't tire themselves out trying to fight for a result, also won't make any bad decisions that will see them carded if they're smart

>>77070305
good, USA & Mexico have no right to bully ex-Dutch Antilles countries. Imagine if Germany France and rest of big European guys had a majority in UEFA: all the bullshit from Asian/African qualifiers such as extra rounds for "worse" teams would get implemented which would hinder their chances of qualifying even more

San Marino has the same right to decide about European football as Germany does and it's good

>>77070305
damn i forgot about that, well all those 3 countries along with central american teams should just leave Concacaf and for their own federation

is this whole french guiana team from france proper? They suck, but they are much better than you'd guess for a country with the same population as Lubbock, Texas

>>77070358
By that logic Canada should leave as well

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>>77070263
we used to get jewed by comcast. then we realized we only watched Univision / Telemundo / Unimas.

We no longer get jiffed into paying $140 to see these channels that are Free.

>>77070339
good points

>>77070393
Yeah, French Guiana is officially just another state of france just like Alaska is part of the USA. It's important for us Europeans because the only European rocket launch site is located in Guiana

>guayaba francesa already lost
Wish I had a job so I wasn't bored enough to watch this shit.

>>77070358
>usa & mexico join comnebol
>caribbean and central america start carribbean confederation, playoff against OFC
>canada just joins the US

would never happen but I don't hate it. there's just no point in this current tournament existing.

>>77070402
i would copy the conmebol format , imagine how much more competitive it would be
Canada
USA
Mexico
Guatemala
Belize
Honduras
El Salvador
Nicaragua
Costa Rica
Panama
Jamaica

>>77070428
yeah i understand that's why they don't have their own confederation. i'm just curious where these dudes actually live

>>77070495
Can't we just keep pretending Belice doesn't exist?

Any news about the Canadian Premier League? They could use some of this CONCACAF talent

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>>77070514

>>77070529
cuba or puerto rico can just there spot

and so it begins

>>77070537
i know where the country is on the map. I mean, I don't know where these men were born and consider home, whether its french guiana or france in europe.

It looks like most of them were born in french guiana, according to the limited wiki resources

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>>77070536

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>>77070465
I'm reading a book while I listen to the game and shitpost in other threads

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>>77070641
>i don't rate buggery

Holy shit this absolute lack of pressing in both boxes

great game to watch desu, Malouda should Messi the game for the French Guiana

>>77070687
Hay juegos llaneros con más calidad, mejor marcaje y más calidad técnica.

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>Honduran finishing

Holy shit what is it with Americans and putting women everywhere

this football ad with a chick is cancerous

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Who's this guy, he reminds me of that Italian Serie A show with memes

>>77071228
fernando fiore, argie commentator

>>77071228
Some Argentine pundit who used to work on Univision (spanish channel) for many years, now going full meme on Fox

>2013
>Canada needs to at least tie against Honduras to pass to the hexagonal round
>8-1

>2017
>Canada needs to at least tie against Honduras to pass to the group stage
>?

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WHY DON'T I HAVE THIS SHIT IN POLAND

fucking commercials making me hungry for food that doesn't exist here at 5am

>>77071393
Taco bell is not that good m8.
>t. Amerilard who would rather eat real mexican tacos than a crunchwrap supreme.

>>77071393
I want a klusky burrito

>>77071393
Sup, polandbro

>>77071393
You can stay at my house if you visit anon. My mom said it's alright. We can order pizza too.

>>77071434
I don't know lad, ever since Dunkin Donuts opened in Warsaw I'm a regular customer even though they're expensive as shit, I have to work 2 hours for 3 damn donuts but when I taste it I taste America, compared to fucking kebabs and everything we have in Poland it is just so much better ffs

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>>77071479
I mean, that's what we call donuts in Poland. Look at this fucking shit. It looks disgusting. When I look at the donuts I see a pleasantly-looking meal, when I look at pączek I see a piece of dough that someone came onto. And some fuckers think it's right to put parts of oranges onto the pączki. How about chocolate/vanilla stuffing? Nope, no stuffing at all or no pączek.

Can I just get a visa already please

Is anyone actually watching? Sort of a fun game so far.

>>77071551
that looks like a fuck up berliner


Also
>honduras finishing

Honduras are playing like they're up by 3 with 10 mins left already

>>77071479
I get it. Our fast food is a novelty for you because it's still new and represents something different to you. But I and everyone else is literally inundated with this shit everywhere. Fast food places where the eye can see. You eventually get tired of it and start wanting authentic food.

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What's with his mouth?

>>77071786
thats how blacks are

HOOOLY SHIT SO CLOSE

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>77071905
AGAIN

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Where can I watch it?

Honduran coach demands more murderball

>>77072005
acestream: bc52ec67752b9235c2e19965d2474380af76cae6
soccerstreams.net

>those screams of pain

yikes

>>77072005
http://buffstream.com/watch/soccer.php

There's that unnecessary foul that costs him the next match

Man... This goalkeepers have been the real stars this match haven't they?

>>77071551
>>77071767

Krispy Kreme was a novelty here and I went every time I could, then after a few months I got tired of the extreme sugar.
The place closed short after.
It still exist in other cities, but I rather have a pan dulce, desu.

Also
>Honduran finishing

TROLLPOST

KAPOW

STOP

they should just let every team field ineligible players desu

ERA

NO ERA

PENAL

>>77072217
>yfw we drag out jon de guzman and wheelchair-bound hargreaves

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AHHA BASED REF

BASED REF, HE'S WHITE AND BASED

EUROPE WILL WIN CONCACAF CHAMPIONSHIPS

>commentator cant stop laughing and just blurts out how this whole match is a disaster

lmao

>All this CONCACAF Murderball

I feel like home

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>that shot

based concacaf

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Post latinas

>>77072388
no dude im on day 2 of nofap

>>77072284
Based Karol

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>Guiana right now