/trans/ - Only Raiola players allowed edition

>dutchanon will never kill himself

feels bad

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Why would anyone want Loftus-Cheeky is he actully >good

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>tfw neet with gf.

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>best transfer of the summer is a loan

>>77058089
7 darkies out of 10

sigh

>>77058108

Hes shit. Will warm the bench

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The chances of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain signing a new Arsenal deal are virtually nil, according to Sky sources.

Oxlade-Chamberlain is inside the final 12 months of his current deal and attracting interest from Liverpool, Manchester City and Chelsea.

And the England midfielder is increasingly likely to leave this summer

>>77058121
Are you mad that the english club you bandwagon didn't sign him? Carlo loves the guy, Muller will be the one warming the bench.

>>77058089
Chelsea pay the wages of their English loanees IIRC.

>>77058140
Real have been trying to sell James to england for a year, nobody thinks he's worth it

>>77058103
i bet shes disgusting

>>77058141
still don't think he'll play much

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>>77058108
Wait a minute...That tattoo

>>77058155
Then maybe english clubs should learn to form relationships with big foreign clubs.

>>77058089
Modeste was great, it'd be sad to see him fuck off to china

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http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11679/10939279/most-expensive-pl-signings

>3 clubs have all the top 10 most expensive signings
>all 3 have more than 1

someone has to step in lads

>>77058103
Is there some kind of genetic disorder that prevents white people from dabbing correctly?
>>77058121
Nah, he'll definitely start ahead of Muller who is shit now.

>>77058108
Do Buyern play with a 10? James is shit on the wing despite that world cup you saw 4 years ago, I can understand them still taking the risk since the deal is so cheap though.

>>77058179
she can't be 14 fuck off

>>77058166
No, she's beautiful

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>>77058088
R-r-r-rude

>>77058169
Yeah but it's free depth, makes sense English clubs would want him.

>>77058179
>Kevin De Bruyne – £54.5m, Wolfsburg to Manchester City
best deal there
Pogba deal good for marketing purposes
>>77058204
True. is he good tho or just a big lad?

>>77058179
>>3 clubs have all the top 10 most expensive signings

>Man U, Arsenal, City, Chelsea
That's four you innumerate cunt

>>77058179
there's four clubs on that list

>411.3 simoleons for the Congolese Jordan Okaka

>>77058216
think Bernardo Silva will look like a good deal soon enough desu

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>>77058195
>15

>>77058187
Yes, Muller and Thiago played as a 10. James will be huge next season.

>>77058216
>is he good tho or just a big lad?
No clue feels like he only plays twice a season lel. All I remember is Chelsea fans saying he's got the work rate to run box to box for the whole game.

>>77058088
>yfw Dutch anon and Dutch bandwagoner are the same guy

>>77058225
>>77058220
>united
>a club
>not a indonesian maize snack marketing firm

>>77058257
That could be very interesting then. Will there be riots when Muller gets cucked out of the lineup forever?

>>77058255
Is that the girl that got BAY'd?

>>77058280
yes

>>77058257
where will mullel play now, bench?

will verratti be a barca player by the end of the sumemr???

>>77058288
no

>>77058267
ummm wrong sweetie, i think you will find they market a range of products including pillows, loo rolls and tractors

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Where do I go from here lads, 'that' refers to her nipple piercings

>>77058288
next year more likley

>>77058103

live that dream anon
WOO

>>77058301
lmao you type like an absolute mong

Top 4 clubs outside of England working together to keep all the world class players on bargain prices within each other. Keeping out the PL clubs

>>77058301
ask her if an horse is an athlete. it never fails

failing that just b urself

>>77058301
archaeologist?
or just do netflix and chill la

>>77058301
ask her if there's been any updates on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation

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https://www.fearthewall.com/2017/7/9/15944460/ac-milan-to-meet-with-pierre-emerick-aubameyangs-representatives-this-week-about-possible-transfer

http://www.express.co.uk/sport/football/827381/Chelsea-Transfer-News-Alvaro-Morata-Pierre-Emerick-Aubameyang-gossip-rumours
>Chelsea bid £70m APPRENTLY said to join
>AC Milan set to make offer
Will he go back lads?

>>77058301
does she have a height requirement on her profile? i usually make short jokes or laugh at short people if they do, unironically works

>>77058301
>x
>x
>x
>xx
That's progression

>>77058155
yes, cuz English clubs have such good management

>>77058301
typing out ":P" and "x" after every text needs to go.

>>77058337
fucking this, were dying out here and with those nipple piercings she must be ITK

>>77058341
I barely ever see that and when I do it's usually low as fuck

>>77058301
ask her out on a date to the local carvery.

>Atletico Madrid rise to second in UEFA club rankings

http://www.marca.com/en/football/spanish-football/2017/07/10/5963e2b7468aeb051d8b4633.html
>burca

Any news about the Modeste to EPL situation?

>>77058366
Where are you. im in essex and literally half the girls here put it. maybe its a southern thing

>>77058384
Essex, Hertfordshire- guess I'm just not matching with them

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>>77058396
>Essex, Hertfordshire

>>77058396
manlet confirmed

>>77058088
/trans/ is a no bully zone, lad.

>>77058383
What's going on with him?

>>77058301
Why are nipple piercings so based, lads?

>>77058341
>a height requirement on her profile
what?

>tfw was the original tinder 'where do i go from here, lads?' shitposter.

Hands off my gimmick desu

>>77058417
You're right actually, I'm literally 5'7 and you Dutchman need to stop growing

>>77058383
Apparently Modeste is now suing his club since they don't let him train with the team until he's been sold.

Proceedings should be fast from now on, suing the club is pure dressing room cancer. He'll be in China at the end of the week, I'm sure of it.

>>77058427
no men under 6'0/180isch cm is commonisch

>>77058460
Of course slags have no idea what 6 foot actually looks like so it doesn't matter

>>77058460
wut, never seen that

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I laugh at all the americans who are locked up for fucking 17 year old pussy

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>>77058456
who will based god Stöger buy?

>>77058455
>5'7

literally the king of manlets

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ayy

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https://www.instagram.com/p/BWaGIxBglXY/?hl=da

Confirmed

>>77058481

Post her pics you cretin

>>77058497
>>77057766

Didn't get the memo huh?

>>77058483
Cordoba is in already, which is why Köln can afford to stay so cool. They already have a Modeste replacement.

>>77058480
I've been rejected irl for not being tall enough. I'm 180 king of manlets. Rip.

>>77058497
hes gonna have to change that 23

>>77058497
>23
>at city
lol that's Foe's retired number

>>77058521

Reliable loserpoo journo said hes on his way to city

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OFFICIAL /trans/ POLL
Choker Necklace or Nipple Piercings?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13408335
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>>77058481
>xx

stop

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>>77058522
>tfw Cordoba

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>>77058527
>deal falls through due to his shirt number and >we start the season with no fullbacks

>>77058178
he actually goes to court to get back in the Köln training

>>77058549
The only acceptable piercings are ears

anything else is disgusting

>>77058561

>doesnt have faith in a fullback pairing of Kolarocket and Shay Facey

Not a true fan

>>77058567
Is he trying to force a move or are Koln trying to sell him while they can?

>>77058592
City's fullbacks for the US tour are currently Kolarov and Fernandinho lol

And they're trying to sell Kolarov

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>>77058575
>le looking at girls stomachs will make western civilization crumble gimmick

>>77058608


Gonna have to re-sign Micah Tbh

>>77058524
i'm about 175 and that has ever happened to me. i have pretty low standards though.

>Torino are believed to be close to signing Napoli striker Duvan Zapata for €19m plus bonuses.

>The Colombian striker spent the last two seasons on loan with Udinese, but the Partenopei want a higher fee than the Friulian side can offer.

>According to Radio Kiss Kiss Napoli, Toro have made an approach for Zapata, offering €19m plus bonuses for him.

>It’s thought Zapata would be willing to sign for the Granata, so it remains to be seen whether Napoli will accept their offer. (Football Italia)

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>>77058592
*slowly walks back past the half way line as vardy makes a break*

I wouldn't mind starting maffeo 2bh

>>77058620
nah they're just not hot

see your own webm, she has a very sexy tummy. Sticking a hole and then some shitty steel ring/ball in it would just made her less hot

>>77058608
Kolarov's a CB now. And whatever happened to Maffeo? He looked good that one time I saw him play

>>77058620
>Assorted Cuties 12.webm
post the whole folder

>>77058635
>According to Radio Kiss Kiss Napoli
This isn't a real source is it?

>>77058626
i thought Norwegians were tall. what happened to muh good aryan genes

>>77058608
>trying to get money for kolarov in 2017

>>77058662
no clue. Mario? comfirm?

>>77058639
>>77058653

Gonna get loaned out

So much for poops yoof policy

>>77058639
>>77058653
He's on his way to Girona right now

The plan is to test him in la liga and then bring him into the team once Alves is gone

>>77058651
Sorry, mistook you for the 'all girls are turning into whores' autist

My bad.

>>77058481
>that's bless
Yeah, I can see why you're going for barely legals

I honestly don't understand how people don't have Man Utd as favourites to win the league

Last season was ruined by draws, they lost as many games as the champions and went on a really long unbeaten run all while playing more matches thanks to the Europa league.

Now all they've done is upgrade and are in their second season under Mourinho. Utd will be champions of the 2017-2018 season.

>>77058662
It's unironically the most popular radio in Napoli

>>77058682
alves RB kolarocket LB?

Can anyone explain how in the hell Bayern managed to get Hamez in such favorable terms?

>Juventus will pay 46mi for Douglas Costa
>Real Madrid paid 45mi for an unknown Brazilian who had one professional match in his career
>United to pay 50mi for a 28 winger
>Juventus paid 90mi for a 29 years old striker
>Chelsea will pay 80/90 mi for a guy who was a bench player

Bayern got James for 5mi a year for 2 years with an option to buy of 35mi.

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>these newfags who attempt to bully /trans/ veterans
why dont you fuck off back to rêddit lads

>>77058675
probably some brits out there with nice teeth too, you never know. shortest person in my high school class was a guy.

Belly > nipples > earrings >>> nose stud

Septum and vaginal piercings should be outlawed inshallah

>>77058704
They tried to sell him at a high price and failed so they just gave up and negotiated with a team who hadn't tried to sign him before.

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>>77058700
looking like >we have been officially gazumped for alves

>>77058695


United dont have a player as good as: De Bruyne, Silva, Hazard, Kante, Sanchez or Kane

United are STILL a level below

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>>77058704
I think no one wanted to pay what real really wanted for him. Also Mendes is his agent

>suddenly 2 other Austrians posting
wew

>>77058704
Bayern gonna bayern

>>77058549
Why not both?

>>77058481
Nonce

>>77058456
>Apparently Modeste is now suing his club since they don't let him train with the team until he's been sold.
top lel, this is some schoolyard drama.

>>77058709
Nothing worse than bullies (apart from Americans of course).

>>77058704
i read it was 10m a year and option to buy of 40m

but i think just nobody wanted him. he was offered to all the epl teams too. guess they all think hes a meme

>>77058743

They have Mata sweetie x

>>77058554
delet

>>77058743
De Gea is and Bailly kinda is but United play defensive so any CB would look good

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*breathes in*

>>77058695
I think City are the favorites.

>>77058743
They have Pogba and their defense is quite good.

>>77058704
>want to get rid of James because he's a bench warmer on massive wages
>England team show interest
>Really competitive league and loads of money. Will probably be happy to spend more for quality that will give them advantage over rivals

>Bayern show interest
>No competition in their league, probably just want him for squad depth, can be pretty sure they will walk away the moment the price is too high.

>>77058774

Walker NOW

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>>77058734
now overpay for walker and enjoy it

>>77058704
Hamez probably made a fit that he wouldn't leave Real's stadium unless it was for Ancelotti

>>77058789
But couldn't they find anyone that would pay more than Bayern will?

>>77058784

Wogba isnt on the same level of any of those players

Their only top tier player is De Gea

>>77058704
the club wants him out to free space for ceballos, but james still has 3 years left of contract, no buyers and he wants to stay, so he gets to chose where to go. Bayern have cl and ancelotti

>>77058759
5 per season and 35m option

>>77058743
But City don't have a defence and Chelsea don't have a striker.

And Spurs will do a Spurs

United have the most complete team.

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>>77058697
Listening to it now

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G A Z U M P E D
A
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>>77058804
Pogba is on the level of those players. Don't fall for the "Pogba is shit" meme.

>>77058810

>cant break down west brom tier teams

Lukaku wont help united break down park the bus teams

He deosnt have the tekkers of an Aguero, Hazard or Kane

>>77058803
literally everyone would pay more than Bayern

>>77058803
Presumably it was United that could afford it and that was it. And it seems United want nothing to do with Madrid any more.

I'm sure Liverpool would have if they had the money. Or Arsenal if they'd sold Sanchez already

>>77058594
really confusing
>Tianjin wants to buy Modeste in winter
>Cologne says no, we need him to finish our season
>Summer comes, deal is almost done
>deal gets cancelled for some reason
>deal is back on the menue
>Modeste allegedly already in China for the medicine check and already signed the contract, despise he still has a contract in Cologne
>Cologne feels betrayed
>cancel the deal
>then the deal is back on the menue AGAIN
>now for some reason Modeste doesnt want to leave
>but he allegedly already signed a contract
>Cologne gets a lawyer so they dont have to pay the money back
>Modeste goes to court because he realized he wont get a move to China
dont really know what happened there, crazy story

>>77058823

Hes not shit, hes just not as good as Hazard or Silva tier players.

>>77058769
You know how many 1v1s Bailly had to win when the whole team was pushing for a winner?

>>77058823
Don't even listen to this guy. He believes Kane is on their lvl but Pogba isn't.

>>77058813
>Rovazzi
reeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>77058827
But Ibrahimovic did and that didn't help any.

>>77058849
kane>>pogba

>>77058857
>snubihad

>>77058857

glad we missed out on him desu
Apparently only showed up in the chumps league and hes 34 now

>>77058870
>English delusion

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Are they, dare I say it, related?

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>>77058857
>i rate alves
he would have been exposed on a rainy night in stoke desu

>>77058857
City watch just repost any old rumours and this is goal so we could have another stupid twist yet

>>77058842
United would not buy him, he would not fit their tactics.

>>77058845
He is. You have taken that Slovak too seriously.

>>77058849

LEL

the only striker in the world better than Kane is Lewandoski

Take off your ABE glasses.

>>77058743
Pogba and now Lukaku

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>>77058661
1

>>77058884
who is that old man next to Koeman?

>>77058857
haha alves is a top mercenary

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>>77058898

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>>77058849
>Hazard and Silva are better than Kane

If only he was called Henrique Kanio

Not bothered about losing out on Alves himself
Am bothered that this will make signing a first choice RB much more expensive

>>77058874
>didn't want him anyway

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>>77058661
2

>>77058827
United's main problem against the likes of West Brom is not that they couldn't create chances, but rather that they couldn't finish them.

If they bought Cavani, they would probably break a world record of most wasteful attack ever.

>>77058921


Who's better than him apart form Lewandoski then?

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>>77058884
>British genetics

Alves to Paris

That's cool but >we still need other players

>>77058874
>>77058891
>glad that City didn't get a RB when they have 0 (zero) of them in their first team

>>77058928
>If only he was called Henrique Kanio
if only he ever did anything on a european or international stage

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>>77058941

>>77058928
He's just a three season wonder

Hazard is better though

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>>77058661

>>77058941
Suarez?

>>77058124
thank god

>>77058874
>>77058891
City could do with LITERALLY ANY fullback right now

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>>77058949
pep will recall maffeo (GOAT) nothing to worry about

>>77058967

After last season? No

>>77058928
Or if only he was able to score as much with the NT or in Europa/CL.

http://forums.bluemoon-mcfc.co.uk/threads/dani-alves.328960/page-274
>Wow. This is a gazumping.

lol

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>>77058661
4

>>77058949

>Forgetting fernandinho

>>77058124
can he play right back?

>>77058974
Why don't they try to buy Arana from Corinthians?
Cheap (10mi Euros, future Brazil NT starter), young, good attacking player.

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>>77058928
>tfw only 10 months until the next WC
I miss you lads

>>77058982
>>77058963
>>77058938
This is some school shooter shit.

Sterling's pretty good at defending, they should make him play RB

POOP YOU FUCKING FRAUD
STOP SPUNKING DOSH ON SILVA CLONES AND BUY A FULLBACK

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>doesn't go to City
>people call him a mercenary
what?

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>>77058661
10, skipping a bunch I already posted

>>77059018
because he's going to another mercenary club

>>77059018
He got Juve to break his contract because he "wanted to play for his favourite manager again" but he then went and shopped himself around for more cash.

This is comedically mercenary

Why do people save pictures of cute girls?
Doesn't it make you mad that you can never have them irl?

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>>77058661
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>>77059022
>tanned, dark hair and blue eyes
this is like cheat mode

>>77059036
top kekes

>>77059037
you don't enjoy looking at pretty things senpai?

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>>77058661
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>>77059036
It's probably actually because Walker and Alves would have shared playing time

At PSG he'll be 1st choice on his own

>>77059036
lmao fair enough. He might have looked at weather forecast desu, its fucking shit here

>>77059022
Any update on the Rachel Cook to me situation

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>>77058661
14

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>Do I still have Sagna's number saved..

>city have no fullbacks
>chelsea will get complacent and bottle it like they do every time they win a title
>Spuds
>Arsekek are gonna lose sanchez
>United just overspent on an average battering ram striker
>Lelpool

Looks like another year of who is the least shit

>>77058909
She's my legit waifu, I'm pretty sure I have a folder on her somewhere

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>Manchester City are happy to announce the signing of Jesus Navas on a free transfer

>>77059036
>wanted to play for his favourite manager again
wanted to play for his favourite money again

Fixed it for you

>>77058052

>>77059094
Could you upload that folder to uploadfiles.io or something?

>#Chievo have officially announced the signing of #Empoli striker Manuel Pucciarelli, on loan with obligation to buy.

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>Alves having medical
probably be confirmed by tonight

>Tori Black has done a new scene
This is like Scholes coming back in 12/13

>>77059056
I enjoy looking at pretty things but with these qts you inevitably form an emotional bond (case in point the waifufags in here) you can never satisfy.

>>77058301
what the fuck does "x" mean? short from "xd"? goddamn cucks following nigger trends, you should be gassed

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>Best striker in England
>Only 20 years old

makes me think

>>77059151
if its Brazzers, its shit.

>>77059164
>striker

>>77059160
it means a kiss you contact-shy autist

>>77059171
It's a lesbian scene with Aidra Fox for Lesbian X

>>77059164
>striker

wonder if he can play at right back

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/40572586

wet spam KEK

>>77059171
a fucking lesbian scene

She could at least shoot for her own company

>>77059144
City to panic hijack Fabinho here we come!

>>77059153
See what you mean lad. Waifufags are wierd indeed. Just ignore them if it bothers you.

>>77059164
>made of rice crispies
next Aguero ie. dead

So does this mean Serge Aurier is now available?

>>77059203

He's always been available, more or less everybody is tired of his shit in Paris

>>77059153
Appreciate them aesthetically, but don't fall in love.
Sometimes, even if you could date one of them, that would be an awful idea.

There are plenty of stories of supermodels and super hot Hollywood stars that are also trainwrecks.

>>77059203
I wouldn't touch him with a pole.

>>77059203
I was under the belief he was dressing room cancer

>>77059203
Last I heard Juve were in for him

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>Gazump league rivals for arguably the second best striker in the league
>Local rivals get gazumped for a 34 year old right back they've been trying to sign for weeks
>We're favourites to win the league

Feels good to be a United fan. Call me a "customer" all you want but at least my team is back on top. Stay jealous, ABUs.

>>77059125
https://ufile.io/5nufo

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Who /Thicc/ here?

>>77059197
At least Mason is pretty based as a director and there will be more scenes (all lesbian iirc) which is still nice. Maybe she'll come back for more.

>>77059203
Someone could start a "good guys" team.

Piquet, Ramos, Aurier, Busquets, Herrera, Neymar, Costa.
Who else could play?

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>>77059244

was schteve even good in the netherlands

are these valuable?

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>Sunderpoop

>>77059255

t. Kyle from Hereford

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>TRA LE GRANITE E LE GRANATE
>GRANATE

wew lads, it must be a sign /trans/ is about to witness a bombshell of a transfer

>>77059229
I wouldn't touch him with a swede desu

>>77059242

For all intents and purpose he's actually a very chill dude but he's not fit for Paris, he's nowhere near smart enough to resist all the temptations

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>Ben Mendy poses in Union Jack shorts whilst saying "see you soon"
He's either referring a move to The Premier League, more than likely Man City; or he is waiting for the fashion police to arrest him

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>>77058620
>that body

>>77059305
Mendy can kinda pull off the insane fashion choices shtick

Pogba always looks like a berk when he tries it

>>77059262
>knowing porn directors
How do I reach this level of 'tism?

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*Mbrappés your path*

>>77059197
>lesbian scene
Can't wank without a cock drilling some qt desu

>>77058704
I think it's just the best option, bayern will definitely play him more and they have a chance at winning pretty much everything. Bayern's team is also getting old so it's food that they got him. I really don't see any eplel team having a good chance at the champions league any time soon

>>77059255
I'm gonna sound like the biggest ABU there is but here we go. I think that right now City have the more interesting project. More attractive football. Been more stable in the last few years. I think Mou have lost his touch and ManU going up and down in the table the last years. Then there is Mous not that sexy football.

>>77059286
kek

Any update on the Carra to fox situation?

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>>77059338
>not enjoying emily bloom being (((massaged))) by an equally fine bitch on hegre-art

are you bent m8?

>>77059305
>[Mercééé internally]

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13408646

>>77059264
He was ok, but as much of a meme as he is everywhere else.

They're not

>>77059257
BASED
A
S
E
D

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>its actually happening

>>77059344
>it's food that they got him
Didn't even need to look at the flag

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MAking a curry (madras) for my tea tonight, lads. What are you having?

>>77059356
Does the inbetweeners humour translate well into other countries, I would have thought the experiences are far more related to English people

>>77059347
Sexy football doesn't win premier league titles. Mourinho does and he's getting the funds to do it.

Not even memeing but you will see a much better Pogba next season (not that he was ever as bad as /sp/ made out) and Lukaku will be top scorer. Mark my words.

>>77059347
thats not ABU, any unbiased guy would agree with you desu

better manager
better football
better wages

only thing man u has is muh history

>>77059401
Got a 1 pound pizza from the paki shop

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>>77059401
probably order a pizza. had a woof day

>>77059372
>spee in charge of taste

>>77059372
Fabinho has always been the best of the bunch. No idea why Chelsea are signing Bakayoko for only 5 million less than Fabinho's asking price.

>>77059372
Never heard of any of them

Which would you date, Ostapenco or James Rodríguez?

>>77059356
Emily 'the ultimate butterface' Bloom

>>77059404
not that much desu

I found it hysterical since I learned a whole lot about the lad culture and all that shit from you faggots on this board and online

watched it with some friends and they found it generally funny but not nearly as much as we did, also missing me jokes due to them not being accustomed to that culture

>>77059425

Toppings?

>>77059255
>Transfer window is the only time United fans feel good

Even I fell for the >Pogba/Zlatan hype this time last year, went away not long after that city loss

>>77059439
OstaPORCO, but it's pretty close

>>77059457
everything meat and some chillis possibly

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>>77059401
Had like 3 liters of coke today at work. Way too damn hot for comfort.

>>77059401
Cauliflower, chipolata sausage and couscous

>>77059474
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Cruyff

>>77059413
Thanks lad. Last time I voiced it the customers got mad. It was a shitstorm.
>>77059407
It's of my opinion that if you fix your midfield. I.e. get Fabinho to balance it up and play him with Herrera to allow Pogba to actully go forward and be creative you'll have one of the strongest midfields in the league. You need that balance. Pogba needs to be more attacking to be utilized correctly and right now your midfield/manager doesn't allow for that.

>>77059496
>hmm
>hmmmmm
Aren't you a forward young man

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>>77059483
unironically wew lad

>>77058180
>Is there some kind of genetic disorder that prevents white people from dabbing correctly?
yeah mate, it's called "self respect"

>>77059474
>drinking liquid sugar to cool off
what the fuck niko

serie a fags, how is hysaj
t. not MCFC Scouting Department

>>77059401
just had lunch m8
got some haddock in the freezer that is taking up space
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>>77057756
>>77057756

-----------Lukaku----Morata------
-------------------Pogba----------------

Literally unstoppable

Guardiola's supposedly in a complete rage right now

>>77059517
reminder that this is bollocks spread by evangelical christians

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>>77059282
Does the rest of the wrold have granite? How do you call them?

>>77059496
Looks like you both belong in the disabled's

>>77059528
No one will be able to stop it because it won't happen

>>77059496
What a simple life you have

>>77059466
Despite the league position we didn't play that badly and were unfortunate/just not clinical enough to turn some of those draws into wins.

We only lost 5 matches in the league and beat the champions twice. Now we've done nothing but upgrade.

>>77059496
What language is this?

>>77059539
Yeah, they're called Slush Puppies in the UK.

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Some reports say that City was actually offering more money than PSG

>>77059590
His wife works in Paris

It was probably a condition of her agreeing to finally marry him

>>77059514
>hysaj
he's ok, good at defending, pretty smart player in the sense that he always does the right thing, Not offensive enought tho so you englishmen will probably hate him like Darmian. He can still improve since he's 23.

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>>77059513
I'm weak willed and addicted to sugar.

lol this Alves transfer is literally an escalation in the war between Qatar and the other arab states

>>77059539
Yeah, from one of those machines. Bought those on the first date I ever went on and then sat in the park

Man, time flies by quickly

>>77059622
>right back
>good at defending

Doesn't he know it's the current year.

CAN LEMAR SAY NO TO ARSEKEKS ALREADY SO HE CAN COME TO LIVERPOOL?

>>77059631
>even Pepe and the keper doing it
>tiptoegal

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>>77059333
I have problems...

>>77059401
I just had spaghetti al pomodoro

>>77059496
Yeah truly baffling h-hehe

>>77059517
Some me

>>77059538
Guardiola rage is cute

>>77059663
Ronaldo probably forced them to do it after that pic of him tiptoeing went around the internet

who are pep and txiki going to ragesign lads?

>>77059681
I don't know why he even does that, he's like at least 6 foot tall right?

>>77059739
he's probably spent too long on /fit/

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT LADS.

PEP RELEASED HIS PLANNED/WANTED TEAM FOR NEXT YEAR.

THE MEMES. THEY WERE TRUE!

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Where were you when the TSU meme became twitter territory

>>77059766
it's sim

>>77059758
Common knowledge that these are his targets 2bh

>>77059786
it's not

>>77059786
>>>/leddit/

>>77059787
>no Aguero

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>>77059786
his sargon

>>77059766
No, this can't be happening!