/tdf/ Stage 10

>>77054385
Happenings from the last stage:
Geraint Thomas (SKY, GC 2), Richie Porte (BMC, GC 5) and Rafał Majka (BOH, GC 10) are out. Porte probably till the end of a season with broken pelvis and collar bone.

Arnaud Démare massacred half of his own team, >Pinot left with four teammates.

>>77054427
>FDJ tactics

>>77054427
Gesink as well.

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>>77054385
Overall standings after stage 9.

>>77054624
Victims of stage 9:

Geraint Thomas (SKY) injuries
Richie Porte (BMC) injuries
Manuele Mori (UAD) injuries
Arnaud Démare (FDJ) time limit
Mickaël Delage (FDJ) time limit
Jacopo Guarnieri (FDJ) time limit
Ignatas Konovalovas (FDJ) time limit
Mark Renshaw (DDD) time limit
Matteo Trentin (QST) time limit
Juraj Sagan (BOH) time limit
Rafał Majka (BOH) injuries
Robert Gesink (TLJ) injuries
Jos van Emden (TLJ) injuries

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Final kilometers of today's stage

kittelwinslol

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>>77054677
The only outside obstacle that seems to stand between Kittel and another win is that pair of 90+ degree turns, but the last one is at 500 m, so that's probably enough time to make up any lost positions.

Can anyone stop this madman?

>>77054709
D-Demare will catch up !

>>77054716
Demare is still in Düsseldorf last I heard.

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too bad the weather's gonna be shit, the Dordogne valley is gorgeous.

>>77054713
ez win for kittel.
I wonder what really happened to démare. French medias mentioned that he might have been sick buthe and his whole team denied, which is strange because it's an easy and plausible excuse.

The drugged skeleton won the tour again. Boring as fuck.

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Go Fuglsang

>>77054781
>too bad the weather's gonna be shit
Dry or wet today?

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Denmark is by far the best country per capita in tdf

>>77054950
>implying no Luxembourg

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>>77054950

>>77054952
The best you ever had was the >Schlecks which were elite, but no where near the level of Micheal Rasmussen.

>>77054969
Stop posting.

Luxembourg is one of the most winning nations in tdf, even if you remove Andy's scam win.

>>77054975
Maybe my post was a bit harsh, but most of Luxembourg's victories came from more than 50 years ago. Sure Frantz, Faber and Gaul won a lot, but that was ages ago.

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Who /AG2R/ here?

>KWL
I actually think Greipel will win, because Trentin is out of the race too

>>77055017
Has Kittel ever managed to stay in Trentin's wheel anyway?

>>77055038
Not in the last 500 meters but in the last kilometers he replaced Kittel well in front

>>77054642
Dan Martin (QST) Richie Porte

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Dan McLay's new helmet. Depicting life back in England.

>>77054928
dry but cloudy as fuck

>>77055203
at least he's still in race

>>77054642
FDJ fucking dead.

Also, went for a comfy 35km ride with a mate today. 18 degrees cloudy and no wind. Lovely.

>Demare

biggest meme of the race

FROOMEWONLOL

>>77055301
Not if a Frenchman crashes him, to give Bardet a better chance

RIP Merckx

>>77055235
dont see all the somalis and muslims on it

>>77055235
Dan is the man. He has decent speed but he is bad at positioning himself.

>>77055298
But he won a sprint where he went off his line and caused everyone to almost die!

>>77055332
This is a comfy thread. Take this shit to /pol/

Race starts in one bong, lads.

Im going to say something crazy here guys..... I think Kittel just might win today

>>77055347
>somali
>shit
yeah really. I'm gonna have lunch soon

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Will the greatest rider of our generation ever win a Tour again, or any GT?

;_;

I see the young Contador in Aru, there's still hope, though ._.

>>77055367
woah!

>>77055384
He is done. He has contract until 2018. I think he will retire.
Marc Soler could be a future GT winner. He is a strong climber.

Are any of the other teams going to want a sprint today? Quickstep should be the only team working for one.

FDJ, Bora, Dimension Data - they won't help now.
Cofidis and Lotto Soudal perhaps, but if they're sensible their best chances are from a break.

Has anyone managed to find the 2017 rulebook?

The 2016 one is here http://netstorage.lequipe.fr/ASO/cyclisme/le-tour/2016/reglement/TDF16_Reglement_BD.pdf but...

If I cycle to get fish and chips I can get them back home faster than I can walk, but I might mush them all up.

What should I do?

>>77055417
O, I don't really know him, but l'Avenir at the age of 21 is pretty gud, unfortunately not many results since that in 2015.

>>77055428
How far is it? I wouldn't risk it.

>>77054642
> Arnaud Démare (FDJ) time limit
> Mickaël Delage (FDJ) time limit
> Jacopo Guarnieri (FDJ) time limit
> Ignatas Konovalovas (FDJ) time limit

The state of FDJ
Démare a mérde

>>77055443
Well It's hard to get many chances on Movistack

>>77055419
DiData could do it. After that close finish from Hagen, I'd say it's worth a try. Katusha still hasn't lost any riders, so they will work for Kristoff for certain. Sunweb could also try, since Matthews is closest to Kittel in points classification.

>>77055428
use a backpack.

>>77054642
>Rafał Majka (BOH) injuries
I cry everytime.
>BOH dead
>FDJ shite
w e w

>>77055428
don't you have a basket on your bike?

>>77055476
Can he do TT and go downhill?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsCKRGBwPM0

I miss this.. fuck Froome

>>77055500
4th in spanish national TT and 7th in the last TT in Tour de Suisse were he finished 8th overall.
His stage win in Route du sud was impressive even though the peloton was pretty weak. But he was sitting on the front and pulling for Quintana and then when he had killed everybody but one i think he got the go from Movi/Quintana to attack and go and take the stage. He's promising.

>>77055500
Froome was based last year though. Only thing that sucks is Skys budget. Which is hardly Froomes fault.

>>77055347
its just banter majt xD

>>77055500
>that cadence at 24%

Fucking insane.

>>77055482
https://twitter.com/LeTour/status/884720544633028608

well-well, another contender.

Quintana is still 27.
Movistar also have Carapaz and Fernandez, and Roson joining them, and maybe Landa.

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>i need someone who can pull all the opposition and then start a sprint way too early to finish
>say no more i know just the guy

>>77055482
>matthews
this guy got in the breakaway on a hardcore mountain stage to get the intermediate sprint points. His team will work for a sprint for sure.

Katusha will bring it too, and I think cofidis will go and try too since bouhani hates the fuck out of demare and will want a stage victory even more now that he's out (though kittel and matthews are 20X better than him)

A bunch sprint will just result in Kittel extending his lead in green though. If Matthews wants green they need to be more creative. If Kittel and Matthew both score 0 today, that's a win for Matthews.

Cycling teams are stupid though, so I expect to see all the teams helping Kittel to another win.

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Formolo could become a real contender. Him and Villela and Bettiol are on Cannondale because they were merged into Garmin. I would imagine Formolo would leave and go to one of the "Italian" teams and get a serious push.

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>>77055632
Sunweb is also a team that is happy to not work. They are lazy like Orica.

>>77055638
wtf is he 14?

>>77055638
Can see Formolo being a fringe GT contender, but unless his ITT improves dramatically that's all he'll be. Top 5 at the Giro sort of thing. The Pozzovivo career, which is no bad career.

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>>77055638
9 in the Vuelta at age 23
10 in the Giro at age 24

Looks promising

How is Brain Nygaard not persona non grata?

>>77055697
He is, in my book. He should fuck off in the commentator booth, just let Chris do all the talking, with Staghoj asking a few questions

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>>77055666
24 now. he was 22 in the picture. He's a bit like Basso or Nibali. Not a pure climber.

>>77055706
Honestly I wouldn't even piss on him if he was on fire.

Before the tour started I tought that it would suck hard with Chris in the booth, but I really think that he is doing a great job.

>>77055697
>>77055706
he looks fat and skinny at the same time

> We still have 8 strong riders in the race. These are professional athletes who know what they're doing.

(Porte did not)

>>77055709
Basso was a pure climber.
A pure diesel engine climber. He couldn't do anything else.

>>77055697
>>77055706
>>77055724
What did Brian Nygaard do?

>>77055724
Yeah, Chris is actually fucking good, I see him taking Rolf's job in 2-3 years

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First for Marion

>>77055724
I mostly stick to Eurosport, but what I've heard of Chris has been awful. Horrible voice (not his fault, but it's there) and far too interested in being lelrandom.

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>>77055755

>>77055706
>>77055724
who is in the booth? Ritter, Rolf & Chris?
>>77055733
well thats what i mean. not a little dancing one like quintana or pantani.
>>77055741
he did it all.

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>people defending the unwritten leader rule with Tom nad Poogate
>now even more people questioning this unwritten rule since Froome didn't wait for Dan or Porte

ayy lmao no one likes this skelly, can't wait for the grand doping reveal

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>>77055769

wtf i hate animal abusers now

THANKS JUAN

>>77055770
Staghoj, Nygaard and Chris from 14-16
Leth, Rolf and Ritter from 16-end

>>77055741
What he did was unspeakable.

>>77055763
Do you like Rolf commentating?

>>77055785
BARE 50 KRONER OM MÅNEDEN

>>77055743
<3

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>>77055755

>>77055774
Only idiots will defend either of those.

>>77055788
wow that must really suck. Chris should just do it alone.

hello

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>Hey anon, think you can follow my wheel?

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>>77055795

>>77055803
good afternoon

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>>77055783
>Shitmano
>Ultegra

No, thank you!

>>77055805
she really turns me on. Julian Absalon is making sex with her.

oh good, america's awake

>>77054385
>Périgueux > Bergerac (178km)
Oh, this is near my hometown. Too bad I'm too
lazy to move.

who /onHoliday/ watching the tour here? comfy with a cup of tea lads

PIDCOCK
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Did you guys see that spot about Wanty. They are our guys. worked their way to the top from being an amateur team.

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>>77055827
I bet that Absalon considers Prevot TICC.

Lucky bastard. Fuck him.

A R C H I T E C T U R E

>>77055837
where from ?

>>77055856
Hello DGSI, do you want the name of my street as well?

>>77055774

I'd like to see someone straight up ask Froome why he didn't wait for Martin.

>Let's just waste crucial KM of the penultimate clime of the toughest day of the race because one rider can't manage his gear properly

I absolutely stink

I'm ordering food and it gives you the option of paying in monthly rates. What has the world come to?

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DÉPART

Here we go boys, let's hope they go nuts.

ALLLLLLLL BY MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFF

that shake of the head. He knows he's in for a shit day.

>>77055887
And it's delivered by a rapefugee :^)

>>77055883
His gears worked fine- if he dropped a chain at a 15% gradient he'd come to a complete stop in 5 feet. Guessing he wanted his motor bike

>starting your sprint at 180 km

>>77055905
>>77055883
>>77055774
stop talking to yourself, mate.

>>77055850
>multiple olympic and world champion
>lucky
No he deserves to get prime cyclist pussy. He will probably put some future champions in her tummy.

How many of you actually watch this for the landscape and castles?

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>tfw you'll never ride tandem behind Laura's arse
why even live lads?

there's absolutely no reason for cofidis, uae, movistar, bmc, trek, bora, jumbo, direct energie, cannondale, bahrain, wanty, fortuneo to not be in the break.

>>77055929
I only watch this because it's the Tour de FRANCE of course.

>>77055904
Well i'm buying asian. But otherwise its mostly turks that run the fastfood. You can buy a pizza and pay it over 24 months. lel

>>77055872
b-but it's so lonely here ;_;

>>77055947
24 months for a pizza? Really makes you think

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>>77054385
>using pedals

>>77055935
Pretty good feel desu. Laura a shit.

>>77055951
My place is too little to name it, sorry. But I spend most of the year studying in Bordeaux

Elie Gesbert set off the fire alarm at the hotel so they had to evacuate. Wew.

I live in Persac. Anybody know me?

Cédric Vasseur a cute

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>>77055925
> He will probably put some future champions in her tummy.

SOTP

>>77055805
Fapping to this picture made me realize she has lazy eye.

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>ywn give pauline a foot masage after a training ride.
Why even have hands?

Be Honest

What are the chances of a George Bennett yellow jersey?

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>>77056034
Yes, she does. I like her even more because of that.

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>>77056038
0

>>77056034
It's part of her charm.

>une terre très ancrée à gauche
jusqu'au jour où "ils" vont débarquer

>The country of FDJ

>FDJ

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do they know the rest day is over?

>>77056038
He's a futuer contender but not this year. But he won Tour of California. That's a good win.

Phinney high again

>>77054642
Lel, half of FDJ is out.

Embarrassing

Phinney looks like a wannabe Sagan

>>77056099
One of the dumbest decitions I've ever seen. Why waste so many riders?

They're planning the next terror attack calmly in the middle of the peloton

>>77056114
Démare is a rider worth the gamble, to be honest. He has a bigger chance of winning a stage than Konovalovas, Delage and Guarnieri have combined.

>>77056134
it was clear after 50km that he was finished though. they should have been told to leave him.

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Anyone ridden a bike naked? it does not look comfy

>>77056152
No I´m not mentally ill

>>77056152
It's not comfy.

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If she was your gf would you let her have one?

>>77056114

Desperately trying to get him inside the limit to pay back the judges for booting Sagan.

I feel bad for his teammates, one of the dumbest moves I've ever seen.

It seems like it's always the same guy leading the peloton

>>77056114
>>77056114
Can't have the national champ just drop out because of time limit so they put every effort in to save him.

Still doesn't entiely justify it, I can't imagine the sponsors being very happy with this.

Same for Bora, they're pretty much out of the tour.

cricfree not working - eurosport stream?

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>it's another rest day

>>77054642
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne

>>77056180
Making a token effort with one guy I could see, but condemning 3 guys to death with him? Makes no sense to me.

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>>77056196

>>77056170
Julien Vermot and Lars Bak will probably take it from here until 20 km left.

You can't just tell your biggest star to go fuck himself. You put riders with him because he is the leader and has delivered. It's also a sign of respect. They go down with Demare like good samurais would.

>>77056202
This.

Or maybe this is some fraternite thing showing how close knit the team is that they didn't want to leave a nice guy as Demare behind.

Or the guys helping him were only interested in the tour for the sprints and would rather be at home then go for stage wins.

And Lotto help Kittel. Ughhh I hate cycling teams.

>>77056234
Ban team captains imo. Have a 3rd party provide information through the earpieces if its necessary.

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>>77056229
Cimolai could even have an outside shot at a sprint. Smdh.

Blue guy in front doesn't have his helmet on properly

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What's the second best national champ jersey? Italy obviously number 1

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I'm already bored

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This still infuriates me

https://youtu.be/MEx2T6YDb58?t=2m12s

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>>77056262
>Cimolai

>>77056276
Most of them are pretty good these days.

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nice

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>>77056290
MOLLEMA WAS FUCKING ROBBED

Punished for being able to control his bike.

>>77056302
Reminder this is an average European house

Another flatstage.

Absolutely Haram.

Today would have been a great day for a big breakaway, most teams aren't (shouldn't really) help Kittel pull them back.

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>>77056290
I'm pretty sure my sides still haven't recovered from that moment.

>>77056326
feels good, mang.

>>77056320
>Mollema robbed
>Hoogeland killed

The Germans might have stolen our bikes but the French keep stealing our glory ;_;

What is the deal with all these human clocks?

Holy fuck hahahah

Had completely forgotten this

https://youtu.be/Ntkph3l2D1c?t=3m45s

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>>77056276

>>77056302

wtf

>Sunweb team feels robbed after Sunday's stage. According to them Barguil should have won because the finish line wasn't exactly straight.

JUST

>>77056352
embarrassing

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>>77056356

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CUTE

>>77056320
>>77056338
I wish one day they will blank out froomes victory based on the fact that he should have been disqualified. That win is literally less credible than Lance's.

>>77056372
>ywn live in a french chateau, wandering up and down stone hallways

>>77056403
>wandering up and down stone hallways, ignoring the spooky ghosts of your ancestors

>>77056372
That's considered a mcmansion in europe.

>>77056372
that's just where the gardener lives

Is there a team in recent times that is more dislikeable than """'''""team"""" sky

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Looks like the aussie parliament without the Festivus pole

>>77056439
US Postal/Discovery, otherwise no.

>>77056372
Nice peasant's house.

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>>77056439
They are the new US postal.

>>77056462
They are.

I fully expect Froome, Wiggins and Nibali to confess to using doping in 10+ years.

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>ywn pay 80% in tax so your goverment can build this
I'm a neet so i kind of know that feel.

>>77056439
Did anyone notice the other day when Christian Knees literally tried to run Cummings off the road because Sky had decided breakaways were over?

>>77056439
>>77056453
*hugs* big meanies, aren't they?

>>77056462
is this achievable natty

>>77056485
i heard he stabbed him

>>77056481

Is this one of those things where you have to cross your eyes to figure out what it is?

>>77056491
Yes, just need to embrace death and hope a necromancer finds you.

>>77056372
>ywn get paid to take care of it

>>77056478

Nah they are not technically cheating. They use PEDs that are not on the banned list yet.

Imagine EPO wasn't on the banned list and they were all on it. I think that's what's happening with a different drug.

>>77056481
Inside it's actually a replicate of some Lascaux caves, from the Prehistoric era https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lascaux

>>77056493
You're trying to be dismissive, but Knees made 3 or 4 swerving moves out in front of the peloton while Cummings was attempting to attack, each time making sure he was blocking him. Sky is undeniably a complete scumbag team.

>>77056514
I'm sure that's exactly what happened. You sound very open-minded.

>Vermote once again leading the peleton

What a beast.

>>77056514
That's pretty normal mate. I hate Sky more than you, but that's a normal tactic, practised by every team.

>>77056510
Did you know that while the cavemen was painting that the African kings and queens was building pyramids and flying in aeroplanes?
pretty crazy..

>>77056532
It is literally exactly what happened. You sound like you aren't paying attention and just want to gargle Sky's bollocks. Have fun.

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>>77056439
no
*sobs hysterically, kills self*

>literally nothing happens
>go to get my asian food at door
>knees literally sagan'd cummings and will get kicked out of the tour

>>77056514

Scumbag tactics and the commentators just joked about it.

>>77056572
Wasn't today.

>>77056557
Crazy shit dude, we stole everything from them

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>130km to go

>any random castle is older than USA history

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Is there a better human being in the peloton than Lars Bak? no. i don't even need your answer. Lars Bak is the man!

>>77056557
Yes, and then the caveman became white because of lack of sunlight and ruined that beautiful civilization and claimed their inventions as his own.

KIRBY
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So Kiry takes out his penis and balls

>>77056599
Guess who's bak, bak again. Bak is bak, tell a friend.

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holy shittttt

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>>77056598
They have this.

>>77056599
He's the greatest. True warrior.

Carlton always ragging on Sean and his cheese.

>>77056615
>a shit copy of a 19th century "castle" built by a mentally ill gay lord who was larping as a medieval ruler
wow

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>"did that man chase the woman out on the balcony?" Thomas Bay
>"well when you live in a chateaux, it's part of the sport" Rene Wentzel
Eurosport bants

>>77056614
Comfy as fuck!

>>77056646
I really need to find myself an old widow to marry for a few years to inherit a chateaux somewhere :/

>>77056645
literally trump..

>wifi too weak to watch in bed
Feels bad man

>>77056665
Imagine having to walk 2 km to get a fresh cup of tea or coffee, thats life in a chateux. Not comfy at all

>>77056680
you could watch from my bed ;)

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And another one.. And another one. Are you mad? cuz France is not.

>>77056690
just call the butler to get you a coffee u pleb

>>77056690
I can live with that.

>>77056704
I'm scared of butlers and other clowns.

>>77056717
>other clowns
you are a clown?

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>>77056717
George Stobbart?

>>77056731
>>77056696
it's not fair

>>77056731
>that "maze"
wouldnotlivethere/10

>>77056731
>that comfy as fuck maze

I wonder how much an estate like that costs these days?

>>77056665
Chateau is the singular form, chateaux the plural one. Just so you know.

Can I kiss Triss Merigold in that maze?

So I'm assuming it's very wealthy people who live in those? These areas look like there would be no jerbs.

>>77056750
Maintenance would be a bitch.

when does a house qualify as a """""chateau""""""

>>77056753
like gateau/gateaux :)

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>>77056696
you could build a good overhanging climbing wall in that meme roof

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just precious

>>77056762
Either that or inheritors that want to get rid of it because it costs a shitton of money to maintain.

>>77056765
Yes.

SUNFLOWERS

>>77056762
probably full of house poor people

>>77056731
Didn't Hitman do a job in that place? oh no that was england.

WE WUZ NEANDERTHAL N SHIT

>>77056765
and manteau/manteaux :D

>>77056753
I'm sorry my french friend. In Highschool I dropped your language like Porte dropped Martin the other day.

This is like a tourist advert for France.

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Thomas Bay is saying that those defensive works was made to keep Vikangz out. Now there is a literal viking in front of the peloton.

Wish I could extract vapours without a cookerhood ;_;

>silent Canyon ad

Quintana attacking in the Canyon and. False advertising

>>77056793
Can't blame you, it's not the most useful language unless you intend to go to France, nor the easiest to learn.

>>77056807
That's basically 80% of what le Tour is.

>>77056817
or be a british football agent.

>>77056807
The tourist revenue these little villages get from the Tour is the only thing keeping them going.

>>77056807
It IS a tourist advert for France. Just like all GT's.

>>77056793
i think the french class in my highschool many years ago had like 4 people in it

Dordogne is one of the most beautiful part of France.
Food is god tier too.

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we dwarf fort now

>>77056857
Its a torture and death penalty museum now

>>77056857
There is a dragon inside.
0/10
Would not go.

I took French classes for ~8 years and lived with a bunch of /gens/ in Sydney during a study abroad, but I don't have much time to practice now.

tfw moving back to glorious EU in 2 months

can't wait to tour around France on bike in my free time. it truly is God's country

>>77056849

High school french classes.
We used to troll the teacher by making origami frogs.

>>77056852
Aquitaine in general is the best region

>>77056849
Really? I'm from Haderslev, which is almost the farthest away you can get from Zealand where everyone learns France. We had like 2-3 French classes and 3-4 Spanish classes, only 2 German though.

>>77056897
I can only assume that's because yall already speak German as it is.

>>77056857
The older parts were build to keep vikings out
>ywn get on a boat and pillage and rape this part of the country
I guess i can only wuz about it

>ywn be part of the nobility and own a castle

>>77056909
>Australia
>the post

Was that a zombie woolly mammoth?

>>77056897
Don't larp. You all speak german fluently.

>>77056911
Nah, everyone hated German after being forcefed it in public school, so most wanted a fresh start in a new language, being French/Spanish

>>77056897
I went to a small high school, most people had spanish or german with 4-5 people who picked french that year, they had the most comfy classes though imagine being 4 people in a classroom at all times

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>>77056934

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>all these chateaux

>>77056891
I thought Australian accent was cool because I've watched some V8 Supercars races and the commentator was funny, but I tried watching the Tour on SBS yesterday and it's fucking painful to hear.

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what

>>77056941
How is it down there? Is yellow Denmark best Denmark?

>>77056948
>that above-ground pool

Is Cuntador a drug cheat?

>>77056970
it's original

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>>77056614
>>77056646
>>77056696
>>77056731
They will show all the castles? It may be long

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This Faxe Kondi ad promoting brodude culture.

>Thomas Kristensen is such a fag

>>77056975
why does london have a word in french but all the other towns are just the english names?

>>77056990
because all other british cities are too irrelevant to get a translated toponym

>>77056975
>Tchéquie
Ah ça a changé de nom?

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They probably have some kind of blair witch project witch in these woods. But instead of messing with you and being an asshole she seduces you and have wild passionate sex after serving you wine and and roasted duck.
All the young men in the village goes out in the woods to "become men".

Why isn't Froome riding at the front of the peloton with his team? It's the first time I've seen him riding this far back.

>>77056972
Aru is the one the peloton is talking about, according to some guy on the internet.

>>77056956

SBS TDF commentary is Matthew Keenan and Robbie McEwen, I like them.

Used to be Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen, Phil always converted km to Miles first then say it in Miles.
Didn't like using km
I f--king hated that.

>>77056990
Every language does the same thing with only "translating" the important/hard to pronounce ones.

>>77057019
>Used to be Phil Liggett and Paul Sherwen
I think I heard them. Video was from 2011 or so. Do they have a weird accent or something?

Completely missed the stage so far. Anything happen yet?

>>77056990
https://www.quora.com/Why-is-London-called-Londres-in-French

Why don't Quintana and Contador just attack on the flats since they can't climb mountains?

>>77057030
they are cancer

>>77057041
Castles and sunflowers.

>>77057030
They were not bad but just used Miles all the time.
Pretty harsh accents though.

>>77057041
Like 10 castles. Fuck sake lad.

>>77057046
why dont they just ride faster than froome in general

>>77056966
It's decent, Haderslev is fucked by by perker gangs atm, due to the city being a transit point for drugs. It has escalated the last year, but not too bad still. I live in Århus now though.