/trans/ - The man who saved United edition

It's not

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*farts*

>>77053810
is he saving united by putting his 10mil agent fees back into the club? what a lad

>>77053810
Shit. Bakayoko have the same age as me. Where did everything go so wrong.

Wow all the top clubs are signing highly rated players meanwhile Liverpool just signed some unknown 19 year old. Even Everton are having a bigger transfer window than them.

Cuck club with cuck fans

>spurs STILL haven't made a signing

getting worried desu

>>77053985
>a champions league in the last decade
>2005

what did he mean by this?

>>77054043
Which A-League team are you talking about? I don't follow

>>77054064
Why are you using British lexicon? Why are you following British leagues?
Remember when we populated Australia with our criminals? Those peeps were truly bottom of the barrell

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>>77053985

>Never won the Premier league
>Slips away the only chance his club will ever get to win it
>Sell Suarez and replace him with Rickie Lambert
>Hire Klopp
>Lose league cup final
>Lose Europa league final
>n-next year is o-our year la!
>next year biggest rivals win the League cup and the Europa league

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>>77054074
This does not fookin slip la's!!!

Any news on the gf to anon situation?

>tfw you realise Rooney to Everton means he's going to play more and go to the WC as England captain at the end of the season

>>77054103
>pooney is going to ruin another international tournament
he must be stopped

>>77054071
pic related had it fucking all and ruined it over some nonsense. his channel will never be the same

>>77054159
what nonsense?

>>77054173
Some ol' bullshit.

>>77054078
Gerrard was actually pretty rapid there, probably the fastest he's ever ran

>>77054227
what did he do?

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>>77054173
now that i think about it i may have exaggerated.
but anyway
>has successful vids consistently averaging 1-2 mill views
>starts uploading shitty 'crep' reviews
>video gets destroyed 1/10th of the views and 50% dislikes, disables comments
>next vid its the same shit. 1/20th of the views. disabled comments &likes
>clear display of his arrogance & stubbornness that hes shown in previous vids
there was no guarantee it was going to last, but hes killed the goose that laid the golden egg on his own

I've just discovered Chicken Conigguer is 23
legit thought he was 12

>>77054246
I don't like this guy

>>77054257
>being this obsessed over e-celebs

Sad!

He partially dresses like my dad who thinks that he's 19-20 years old again or some shit.

PAPER TALK

Chelsea are attempting to sign Pierre Emerick-Aubameyang, after missing out on Romelu Lukaku. (Daily Express)

Manchester City flop Wilfried Bony is wanted by French giants Marseille. (The Sun)

Arsenal have tabled an offer for Eintracht Frankfurt wonderkid Aymen Barkok. (Daily Star)

Manchester United are confident of completing a deal for Ivan Perisic, despite still being short of Inter's £50m asking price. (The Independent)

Arsenal are confident in seeing off interest from Liverpool, Manchester City and Chelsea to tie down Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to a new deal. (Daily Mail)

Manchester United star Anthony Martial is wanted by Italian giants Roma on a season-long loan. (The Sun)

Tottenham defender Kevin Wimmer has revealed he wants to quit in search of regular first-team football elsewhere. (Daily Mirror)

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Makaveli in this Killuminati, all through your body
The blow's like a twelve gauge shotty
Uhh, feel me!
And God said he should send his one begotten son
To lead the wild into the ways of the man
Follow me; eat my flesh, flesh and my flesh
Come with me, Hail Mary
Run quick see, what do we have here
Now, do you want to ride or die
La dadada, la la la la
I ain't a killer but don't push me
Revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin' p****
Picture paragraphs unloaded, wise words bein' quoted
Peeped the weakness int he rap game and sewed it
Bow down, pray to God hoping that he's listenin'
Seein' n****s comin' for me, to my diamonds, when they glistenin'
Now pay attention, rest in peace father
I'm a ghost in these killin' fields

If Rooney reignites his career at Everton, will bong fans be happy to have him back in the international squad?

>>77053979
they're not being raided, could be worse.

>>77054485
reminder Tupac is very much alive in Cuba

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For me it's prime SMG.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLE38KQuyjM

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>>77054588
For me, it's prime Eliza Dushku

>>77054505
Of course. The age of Rooney is not yet over.

>>77054610
It's just beginning

>>77054608
I liked Tru Calling 2bh. Repeating the day is always fun.

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G A Z U M P E D
A
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U
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P
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for me, its________
is a thierry henry football analyst meme right?

>yank OP
worst /trans/ thread

Who /overflowingpissbottles/ here?

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>>77054608
>ywn be this dog

>>77054638
Why was he wearing the mask against juventus?

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*posts a webm that the women-are-whores autist can't stomach*

(see how I used stomach? I would really like that to become a meme)

>>77054638
That looks like it was ""leaked"" to the press by Chelsea so that they can say United got snubbed when they announce Bakayoko later today

>united will never win the league again in your lifetime


HAHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAH

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>>77054652

>>77054658
Looks like you're going to die before the end of next May buddy

football starts tomorrow

cl qualies and a shit tonne of friendlies

>>77054655
Where are 1 through 7

What do agents even do and why do clubs worth millions let them fuck their ass?

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>>77054670
7

>>77054658
I think they will get there before 2020

>mfw Liverpool has never EVER won the PL

>>77054658
>moyes
>60 (sixty) years

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>There are people here who think a penalty merchant from a joke league will get more goals than Lukaku

too many wanna be bad boys flexing like they're so rowdy

>>77054711
Fuck, you guys CREATED the language can you stop ruining it like Americans and admittedly most Australian's too?

>>77054711
deck you, cunt. Think youre billy big bollocks I'll be waiting at the bridge at Keele services. Bring your boyfriend with you aswell

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>>77054745
You're hard

>>77054739
Always cringey when people say this unironically. You are shitposting right?

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With White Hart Lane closed for renovations, Tottenham Hotspur have had second thoughts about hosting matches at Wembley for a season and are thinking instead about taking a sabbatical from football. Untrustworthy sources say there is listless debate within the club about whether everyone should spend their gap year travelling the world as a squad or whether each individual should be allowed to go find himself in his own way. Dele Alli is rumoured to be keen on devoting several months to quiet contemplation in a Tibetan monastery while Vincent Janssen has his heart set on exploring Bouvet, an uninhabited subantarctic outpost considered to be the world’s remotest island, where penguins and petrels are left alone to breed and no one gives a hoot about dreadful goalscoring records.

Meanwhile, several clubs are banging on Spurs’ door in the hope that the “Closed for Business” sign is some kind of joke. Manchester United are banging loudest because Ed Woodward dare not face José Mourinho again without Eric Dier, says the Star, especially as Fabinho is now leaning towards staying at Monaco until Atlético Madrid are allowed to bring him in. But West Bromwich Albion are knocking on Spurs’ door, too, because they want to reintroduce Kevin Wimmer to competitive football. And then, of course, there’s Pep Guardiola, who doesn’t really do banging or knocking, so is instead working on a lace doily representation of Kyle Walker’s face, to be slipped under Spurs’ door as a reminder of Manchester City’s admiration for the full-back. It is hard to say, however, whether Spurs are aware of any of this, or even whether they are awake.

Meanwhile, at Old Trafford, Mourinho is sending Woodward regular reminders that the stopwatch is running and that, after Dier, someone from United has to hightail it over to Internazionale to wrap up a deal for the Croatian winger Ivan Perisic.

>>77054749
deck you, cunt. Think youre billy big bollocks I'll be waiting at Hull Marina. Bring your boyfriend with you aswell

Par, now I have to go blind

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Wrap up a deal? “Now there’s an idea,” thought Antonio Conte wistfully but the manager may soon feel a lot more upbeat because Chelsea are on the brink of completing the transfer of Tiémoué Bakayoko. Granted they’ve been on the brink of that for several weeks now but there really could be movement soon, with several people supposedly in the know saying the midfielder does not, in fact, require a knee operation, so the deal can go right on ahead.

Virgil van Dijk is said to be still very keen on joining Liverpool but, having been chastised by Southampton, the club will not make another approach for him until the redness on their cheeks abates. Arsenal spy an opportunity and Arsène Wenger wants to make a move for the Dutchman. And in a further blow to Liverpool, Wenger is confident that Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain will stay at Arsenal after all. But Liverpool can have Mathieu Debuchy if they want him. The French full-back is available for free. Look up there! Is it a bird? No. Is it a plane? Yes, actually, and it’s trailing a banner saying WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE MATHIEU DEBUCHY?

Liverpool are interested in signing Leicester City’s Demarai Gray, who is also being eyed up by Everton. Manchester City have their sights set on the Real Sociedad centre-back Iñigo Martínez.

Newcastle United like the look of PSG’s out-of-favour goalkeeper Alphonse Areola. They are also chasing the Norwich City winger Jacob Murphy. And Rafael Benítez has also got it into his head that he can get something into the head of Jesús Navas.

>>77054758
read this as muswell hill you know was thinking you know my man ain't on my doorstep

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>tfw be American on /trans/

>>77054771
Why are AmeriTrannies so much more retarded than EuroTrannies?

>>77054756
>>77054763
tldr

Why are some Spurs fan complaining about their team not signing anyone?
Do they really need anyone?
Their starting XI is extremely competitive and probably the second best in the league, and they have great depth pretty much anywhere outside upfront, and apparently no one is willing to leave.

>>77054796
>second best team in england
>did worse in cl than fucking arsenal
>won nothing
>half the squad is overrated shit/average players
'no'

>>77054796
>they have great depth pretty much anywhere outside upfront
Not good enough for a decent run in Europe

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>Nolito trapped Cityzens purgatory

Pour me a drink

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Am I sexy, /trans/?

poor doggo

>>77054800
They just had one very bad game against Leverkusen, anyone in England would have lost to Monaco, and playing at Wembley didn't help. Plus Kane was out and like I said, Spurs really need another good striker as Janssen isn't really decent enough.
If they are that bad, they wouldn't have 86 points in the league with a goal difference of 60, having only lost away against Liverpool, Chelsea, and sadly WHU.

>>77054822
>short
>bad hairline
>garfunkel hair
>fat
>thin arms
>cargo pants
>white
no.

>>77054837
>anyone in england would have lost to monaco
Fuck off m8

>>77054843
There was no team last year in England better than Monaco. They were literally the third best team and Europe.

THREE LINES ON A SHIRT

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>going to City
heard it here first. He will have to give up his dogs though. Haram must come first

>>77054853
They lost to a Man City team with possibly the worst defence out of the top 6 English teams and then only went through on goal difference. Stop overrating a team that had a lucky path to the semis and overperformed

>>77054837
>anyone in England would have lost to Monaco

Still laughing.

>>77054853
>Basing how good a team is by their CL performance

Stop this meme immediately. I don't know how teams with blank cheques manages to do so well in the Champions Meme. Especially when they need to field full strength squads every week to make sure they get all 3 points against the might FC Sandcastle.

Man City are shit.

>>77054873
You seem upset, did he trigger you?

Not shitting on Monaco, but they only got past City because Pep decided to play 1 defensive midfielder in the 2nd leg when he needed to defend a 2 goal lead

>>77054902
Plus >we choked harder than I've ever seen us choke. De Bruyne unable to make a 5 yard pass

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Wow lads, turns out if your club's owner is a bit tight and doesn't want to spend any money, you can borrow players from other clubs too!

Mad that.

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cursed

>>77054893
>did he
You're the same person

>>77054902
So they're only shit because of the manager they currently have and would want to to lose?

>>77054915
>hull
Belong in league 2

>>77054902
Has Pep ever parked the bus?

>Chelsea are closing in on Monaco midfielder Tiemoue Bakayoko
Just how far away did they start from him??

>>77053985
2005 wasn't in the last decade you thick cunt

>>77054938
Mou is hijacking that deal.

>>77054937
Yeah first game against United last year

Jose was planning to counter their passing but city just used Kolarov to hit longballs all game

>>77054937
His ego wouldn't allow it

>>77054658
Winning EFL Cup, FA cup and Sky Summer Transfer window cup as a treble is worth more than 10 PL's

>>77054987
f-fake result

The Kinks are fucking ace t b h

>>77055008
Kink is a good company too, produce some nice content

Klopp /Granate/ when?

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>>77055008
>You will never gaze on Waterloo sunset and be in paradise

>>77055028
gazed on it last friday desu. was alri.

farts are stinking really bad. too much protein?

>>77055046
depends, did you eat too much protein?

>>77055069
I dunno. I dont follow macros like a tart

>>77055077
sounds like you ate too much protein

Just how much will spurs suffer at Wembley? Can't see them coming 2nd again

>>77055008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsLhNxzwK1Y

>>77055121
I came second with ur mum last night lad.

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>>77055121
4th place trophy at best imo

>>77053810
if city sign martinez then they will win the treble. he is just about as good as godin bonucci ramos etc

>>77055143
But is he better than England's brave Jonny Rocks?

>>77055121
They'll make the pitch smaller then regulation at Wembley, win the league, then get the title stripped from them when it's found out

>>77054749
Why are you worshiping gal gadot?

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>mfw not been up until 11 two days in a row

Vacation really fucks you up if you're not doing anything.

daily warning that city have no fucking fullbacks at all

Any updates on the Inigo Martinez to Manchester City situation?

>1. Spiderman 2
>2. Dark Knight
>3. Winter Soldier
>4. XMen Days Of Future Past
>5. The Incredibles

>>77055232
Grow up

I dont see the point in been linked with all these defenders when we have fernandinho.

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Lads


LIDS

Zu jeder Zeit, an jedem Ort, bleibt das Tun der Menschen das gleiche

>off work sick
>4chan is absolute trash

Genuinely feel bad for permanent neets, but a 3 day working week would be pretty mint.

>>77054839
>white

>t. Shitskin

>>77055232
>that flag
>giving a shit about latest american garbage

>>77055028
>he doesn't main Thatcher and Mute

>>77055265
>I take things seriously
it was a joke, whiteboi.

>>77055282
>thinking I'm taking things seriously

>t. Peabrain

>>77055296
>pretends to take things seriously for (You)s
t. lonely anon

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Don't buy Dier jose, i'm warning you.

>>77055312
>£60m

>>77055279
I actually main bucc and smoke la

>>77055312
but hes homegr- english

>>77055324
Ah I see you're a man of taste

>>77055341
he's fucking shite

>you now remember martial

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>customers faces since manure are adopting a nigger only signing policy

>>77055388
Lindelof

>>77055388
>imblying customers are white like her

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>>77055388
>tfw see a mong who obsesses about social politics despite being incorrect

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you know what they say about big shoes?

>>77054873
He's right

>>77055388
Why are united fan so obsessed with black cock?

>>77055466
big shoes mean shit first touch

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>>77055466
YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE

>>77053810
Imagine being rich and still wearing Stan Smith's, utter Plebiscite

>>77055487
t.Mbp'baye Kawanga

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New /squires/ lads

>>77055509
>Plebiscite
>Noun
>the direct vote of all the members of an electorate on an important public question such as a change in the constitution.

You should check what words mean before you use them, stops you looking like a total cunt.

>>77055521
>Stan Smith wearer detected

>>77055533
prefer reebok classics 2bh

>>77055549
Good man

>>77055510
Your welcome Sabeeh Jabalah Shadid

>>77055533
>Get exposed as a dumbfuck
>Deflect
You had the opportunity to be humble and learn something today mate, I guess being a screeching retard is working out better for you. All the best.

>>77055558
>Learn
>4chan

Nah

Who is more likely to win a PL title in the future, Leicester or Liverpool?

>>77055568
Leicester

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*gets relegated to league one*

>>77055568
both leeds and nottingham forest are gonna win the league before livershit do it, mark my fucking words

Any updates on Conference players and unknown foreigners to Rangers, lads?

>>77055581
T.Poo in the loo

>>77055511
not that good this week

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>>77055605
>this week

>>77055605
more like ever

>>77055492
ibra tho

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How come the marshall faded away? Still feel he has the potential to be goat. Wouldnt it be better to just go on loan if mouyes wont give him chances anyway?

>>77055635
Money

>>77055635
He will become goat, he needs to stop being a little faggot on social media, his gfs always wind him up and he takes the bait

>>77055635
>move to United
>suddenly famous
>have 3some with manc slags
>wife finds out
>she takes kids back to france
can fuck with anyone having to deal with that

Ladmates, reading this shit makes me want to get FM again (haven't played since FM14).

My usual sites don't seem to have it. I paid in the past, might have to pay again

>>77055635
He had a lot of shit going on with his ex girlfriend. His brother is on Twitter constantly defending Martial and calling his ex out on being a bitch so it seems like it's something that's affecting him.

Or could just be classic 2nd season syndrome. I hope he keeps being given chances, he still had a decent output despite limited playing time. Definitely deserves to play over fucking Lingard anyway.

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Pep: Im off

>>77055704
American Football? Pretty much yeah

>>77055711
>penalty merchant in FPL team
>winning
not at first. Id put him in when his value drops after being unbelievably shit the first few months.

>>77055388
why is she crying ;_;

>>77055722
Add to that, Arsenal rarely win penalties and ur on to a winner

>>77055732
Because Liverpool have never won the Premier league

>>77055740
you mistakenly put a '>' in your post, you know.

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*goes past opposing fullback*

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>>77055759

>>77054915
Looks a bit like Akpom.

Hopefully he doesn't have same attitude.

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just bought this top. Gonna BTFO few lads in the pub on weekend

>>77055771
Pretty embarrassing

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>>77055778
also this one.

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>been a neet for 1 month
Want death

>>77055789
Kek

>>77054505
No because he is Scouse.

As soon as Prince Harry arrived on the scene then Rooney was kicked to the kerb.

Prince Harry, let's not forget, also did absolutely fuck all in an England shirt at the Euros. Couldn't even score a goal.

How Spursy!!!

>>77054257
He's like 14 give him a break

>>77055793
>been employed for 15 months
Want neet

>Lukaku £90m
>Dier £60m
>Perisic £50m
>Lindelof £30m

Jesus Christ, how rich are they? They seem to have spent 200m+ in the last few transfer windows

>>77055568
Leicester.

Liverpool fans put an unrealistic pressure upon the players to win. It is just too much.

>>77055829
They're lucky to have won so many trophies while they've been shit.

Keeps the revenue ticking over

>>77055829
Not that rich, they just spend all of their money on transfers and never pay their debt or improve facilities

>>77055829
Tottenham aren't selling a key player for that price, especially not to another English team

>>77055848
>paying debt
>2017
nah, they just pay interest fees. £20m.
>improve facilities
they are in middle of a 3 year refurb of Old Trafford and just finished huge refurb of Carrington

>>77055844
Progressing all the way through and winning several competitions
>Lucky

>>77055829
they've probably spent +500m in the last few years

>>77055829
>"Buying the league" is only OK when we do it

>>77055829
This is the power of an official tractor sponsor

>>77055876
>what are cup competitions
>6th

>>77055894
>Live in country where weather nice most of the time
>stay indoors
loser

guys is Hijacked the new Snubbed?

>>77055757
*Skins bellendo multiple times*

Based sané

>>77055894
Neet has its up days and down days. Some days you just want to do something but not sure what and have no energy and others you can spend the whole day doing fuck all and you wonder if you could have done something better with your time

>>77055892
Champions league is also a 'cup competition' Most teams would rather win that than the league.

>>77055916
its GAZUMPED

>>77055939
That's not a word

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>>77055950

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>tfw neet and its all rainy outside

>James to Buyern confirmed
https://twitter.com/FCBayernEN/status/884736556531109890

>>77055940
where are the boobies?

>>77055972
>2 year loan
lol
Madrid making a mess of transfers this summer

>>77055910
20 degrees is not nice mate, its fucking cold, and 10? not moving away from the heater

Could legit see a close title race occurring between Everton, Chelsea, and City

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>tfw United are still winning trophies in the clubs worst period since the 80s

>>77055974
Would like usually say flat is better but that's an ugly trap.

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Football related filename for this?

>>77055956
>British
>Informal
Not a word drongo.

>>77055985
chelsea aren't going to b2b, they haven't improved

>>77055972
>IT'S OFFICIAL! #FCBayern have signed @jamesdrodriguez on a two-year loan deal to the bench. More to follow... #MiaSanMia #ServusJames

James on a 2 year loan deal to bayern, wtf

>>77055972
>2 year loan
w-what?

How the fuck did Bayern manage that. You just know that if it were an English club Real would be asking for £70m.

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>Youve got 1 hour to get out of my club. Dont care how.

>>77056003
Omg, Merda san Merda!

ahahaha
how do we just keep on winning?

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>>77056001
I kind of expect them to make a big move sometime soon, they've sold a bunch of players so far.

>>77055635

woman problems.

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>Hi Flo, I'll have Morata on 5 year loan. Jet is on its way, thanks bye.

>>77056063
kek

>>77055972
What a signing. Very curious to see him getting lots of playing time again.

Also Muller confirmed for bench warmer?

>>77056030
kek
is this the weirdest transfer this summer so far?

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>>77055829
>City signed Jesus, De Bruyne, Bernardo Silva, Sane, Sterling, and Gundogan for the same cost

Screaming

>>77056079
how many trophies those players lifted for City, lad?

>Tolisso
>James

something feels weird about these deals. unexpected from Bayern. not saying they are bad btw. just weird.

>>77055972
>buy player for +80m after nice blooter
>give him top wages
>do shit with him
>bench him
>2 year loan to cl rival
lmao great business by flo, halal press said they were selling him for 75m hahahahahah

and the best part is that he's a very good player, better than others staying

>>77055829
>how rich are they
Literally the richest club on the planet

>>77056050
They won't because of the new stadium.

>>77055972
yfw he scores a cheeky blooter and knocks real out of the CL

>>77056100
Fucking hate city but if you you don't realise all those players are would walk into the United team you're a spastic

>>77056112
can a loanee play against their parent club in the CL?

>>77056025
Real probably need the wage space ASAP for mmbop or something

No tears only Granate now

>>77056119
patrick roberts played against (and scored against) city

>>77056117
thats a strange answer to my question, or are you skirting it because you cant refute?

Can he play vs Real tho?

>>77056119
I think Coman has played for Buyern against Juventus

>>77056119
They can, UEFA prohibits those kinds of contract rules in the CL and EL.

>>77056119
yes, and I think it's illegal to force them not to by contract

Fun fact: if transfer fees are any indication, Keane, Pickford, Klaassen, Onyekuru, Ramirez, and Rooney are roughly equal to Lukaku and Deulofeu in terms of value

>>77055972
James buyout after the 2 year loan is €35m

>>77056133
Yes.

For example https://www.joe.ie/sport/uefa-step-in-to-ensure-courtois-can-play-against-chelsea-after-all-423456

>>77056119
Yes lacina traore played against monaco.

>>77055829
>2016 - Pogba (89), Bailly (30), Mkhitaryan (30) = 149 mil

>2015 - Martial (50), Depay (30), Schneiderlin (30), Darmian (15), Schweinsteiger (7.5) = 132.5 mil

>2014 - Di Maria (65), Shaw (32), Herrera (30), Blind (17) = 144 mil

So no. Man Utd haven't spent 200 million+ each window. It's still a lot of money but so what? Other big clubs spend a lot too, I'm sure you'd find similar numbers for PSG, City, Chelsea, Madrid, Barca and Bayern. This doesn't even count big sales like Di Maria either.

>>77056050
>Cuadrado
Reminder

>>77056108
How though? Surely it can't all be from India. I know they have a lot of foreign fans but that much more than Real or Barca?

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just remembered
>marshall's baloon door clause

>>77056119
Yeah, courtois played against Chelsea and UEFA said it was unsporting to prevent it

>>77056165
You forgot the bonus, martial was like 70m euros

HAMEZ A MAMARLA AL BAYERN 2 AÑOS

>>77056165
So are you really just pretending that Zlatan's signing on fee doesn't exist

All depends of the obligatory buy conditions after the >loan
Im sad with him leaving but Isco is just better and Benzeshit is inexplicabily untouchable

>>77056165
those have seen return on their investment

united just buy meme and underachieve and sell jerseys

>>77056190
Granate uezs

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>>77056165
>Spend over 400 million over the last 3 summer windows
>Finish 6th

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>>77056179
Renato sanches as well.

>>77056194
>ey la include signing on fees, agent fees, plane fees, fuel costs, CHAPS payment charges etc

>>77056203
>the obligatory buy conditions after the >loan
no obligatory buy in the loan

>The jamesdrodriguez Deal. Loan: 5 Million Euros per year. FCBayern can buy him 2019 for 35,2 Million Euros SPORTBILD

>>77056178
Woodward is really really good at making money

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who will be merson's next /bang average signing/?

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>>77056210
Stay mad.

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rate my meme

>>77056136
Scored against them too.

Please upvote me for my correct contribution.

>Real Madrid signing Theo Hernandez struggles to do six kick-ups in embarrassing Bernabeu unveiling

'''''''''''''''''''''''''signing of the window'''''''''''''''''''''''''

>>77056222
>spending over £20m on a player doesn't count unless it goes directly to another club

>>77056241
>posts a picture of some empty seats

am i missing something?

>>77056241
good file name, made me chortle

>>77056203
Is Benzema better than Morata?

>According to BILD 5 Million Euro per year - buy clause 35.2 Million Euro

Bayern are too fucking good when it comes to business.

>>77056244
next thomas muller

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>the boring, monotonous suburb of Crystal Palace

>>77056178
two very good contracts with chevrolet and adidas in a time most other top clubs are locked in old sponsor contracts that have to be renegotiated. Once other teams get new sponsor contracts the difference won't be much with the rest of the big clubs

the fella that worked at chevrolet and did the manure sponsor contract was fired short after

>>77056235
God there was so much fuss over City spending £200,000 a week on a supposed DM at the time

In retrospect it's probably like the 4th best transfer they've ever made

>>77056263
This happened to Danilo as well. Confirmed flop.

>>77056245
>zlatan had £20m signing on bonus
lmao deluded. dig out a source, Ive just looked myself and cannot find any figure

>>77056245
>over £20m
source?

>>77056244
The guy just nervous as fuck, he is 17 ffs.

>bayern option to buy Hamas after 2 years for 35m euros

This seems too good to be true, especially for a club with Bayern's money

>>77056267
I think Chelsea have a pretty good Nike deal now but I doubt it's anywhere near as generous as Adidas' with nike. They also have a lot of bullshit "official partnership" crap.

Doing an Online TEFL course lads, fucking well boring

>>77056293
UNITED AND MLILY ANNOUNCE PARTNERSHIP

• Five-year global partnership
• Mlily mattresses to be installed at Aon Training Complex

Manchester United (NYSE:MANU) is today announcing a global partnership with Mlily (SH.603313). The agreement heralds United’s first ever official mattress and pillow partner.

>>77056282
>>77056284
It's 19m + bonus
http://www.skysports.com/football/news/11667/10870324/zlatan-ibrahimovic-earns-19m-a-year-at-manchester-united-new-figures-claim

>>77056289

>12 mil for two years
>2 years of wages
>eventual 35 million

not actually.

>>77056293
Adidas' with united*

>>77056289
In 2 years, he will only have 1 year left on his contract. Also Bayern and Juve have already been doing these kind of deals between each other. It's possible that in the future when Real wants to buy someone from Bayern, it will also be a loan with an option to buy kind of deal. As others have discussed, this is likely to bypass FFP rules.

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>>77056309

>>77056315
thats his wage

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>>77056331
Thought this said Milly's, speaking of which, is Milly's Cookies some sort of front, they have about 3 shops in every single shopping centre in the UK and i've never seen anyone buy one.

>>77056317
>eventual 35 million
being the buy optional and james in his last year of contract, bayern are not going to pay a cent for him

>>77056317
As if they wouldn't have to pay wages when they actually would have bought him.

Also, wages at Buyern are higher then in Madrid. They actually scamming him by overtaking the wage of Real.

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>Madrid's new signing
like watching fat uncle "showing off"

>>77056367
didn't bale fuck up his keepy ups as well?

>>77056385
I thought he just tried some comically bad spanish

>>77056367
i simphatize with him, i always hated doing keep-ups at training

>>77056367
The window's still wide open, they should sell him now.

>>77056367
He looks like a right cunt desu

Is there are more autistic shitposter than this guy?

>>77056382
>>77056382

>>77056432
no

>>77056432
>Juve Slav ABU
>Norway Chelsea customer
>RING RING
>Flip
All much worse

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>>77056432

>>77056367
he looks like a thin luke shaw

>>77056367
Christ I hope he's just nervous. That's what I would look like at my Bernabeu unveiling.

>>77056210
That's an achievement on its own right tbf

>chelsnub snubbed by hames

hahahaha

>>77055999
British and informal is how I'd describe Australia.

>>77056432
There's a few completely autistic and irredeemable posters in that 'alliance'.

I'll punch the fucking head off you, you fucking cunt, come on then if you think you're hard, i'll smash your face and kick your body into space, fucking cunt i swear c'mon then.

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>>77056472

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>New Manchester United signing Romelu Lukaku has declared himself ready to "go through a brick wall" for Jose Mourinho.

What did he literally mean by this?

>>77056475
deck you, cunt. Think youre billy big bollocks I'll be waiting at the bridge at Keele services. Bring your boyfriend with you aswell

Everton will finish above Spurs this season.