slash heem slash

Who is your favorite UFC women's fighter? Be truthful in your response. No kidding around.

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For sure Conor is the A-side and faster than Canelo

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Narrow shouders

>>77048417
Joanna. I like her as a fighter and I like her as a woman.

>>77048438
me in the back

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Shob is so dumb, that even after all these years, he doesn't know the wide stance in MMA is to account for takedowns

He actually thinks Conor will be fighting like that.

>>77048438
Only one of those wiggers has narrow shoulders

>>77048417
For me , its valentina. Shes unironically hot in a weird way and shes a game fighter.

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The underhooks and karate style will be the difference in this boxing match 100%

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>>77048456
>dumb
Don't be like that, CTE's a motherfucker.

tfw Gegard Mousasi left the UFC :(

>>77048433
Fucking hell jerome was a juiced up animal.

CAN'T BROKER THE COKER

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Pettis won 30-27

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name the biggest cancer that is killing the UFC

It's fairly obvious how you pronounce heem. But how do you pronounce /heem/

Daily heeminder sam alvey is ranked 15th. Middleweight division on suicide watch

>>77048475
You have crippling autism and have the audacity to attack a legitimate health issue. Repulsive

>>77048504
Sphleem but the e is silent

>>77048428
Where did you get this idea? I only report the scat spam.

>>77048417
Finding wmma fighters attractive is basically homosexuality. It's not a coincidence that the highest level of wmma is filled almost exclusively with lesbians

>>77048513
>yoel 100 years old
>weidman deleted
>jacare old and off the good gear
>bisping about to retire
>anderson silva done
>mousasi left

sam alvey will be champ

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For sure Mauro I know you've called MMA and boxing fights for years but stay in your lane my guy

>>77048503
WME-IMG

>>77048499
29-29 draw

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>>77048503
sponsors

Brandon just said MMA fights are ALWAYS fast-paced lol

>>77048534
>For sure Mauro i know you're one of the most respected people in the fighting business but only one of us got permanent brain damage by padding other people's record, my guy

>>77048522
>highest level of wmma is filled almost exclusively with lesbians

Yeah no that's a lie. It's like maybe 10% lesbians. Find 10 lesbians collectively in the top 15 of atomweight, strawweight, flyweight, bantamweight, or featherweight and I'll suck your dick.

>>77048417
Rose, for her dominant performance against Paige

>>77048529

only thing left to watch in the UFC middleweight division is for bobby to heem bisping. After that it's all bum fights.

>>77048522
have u felt from a tree boi?

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We're watching this, r-right?

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>>77048548
Who is your boy?

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I want to know who spammies actual real favourite fighter is

>>77048569
jessica andrade
tecia torres
raquel pennington
tonya evinger
jessica aguilar
renata souza
amanda nunes
liz carmouche
...come on come on...almost there

>>77048503
Am I the only one that thinks it's possible she held out for more money at the last minute? A lot of fighters have been strong-arming in negotiations since they buyout, McGregor and Bisping have recently gotten their way by refusing to fight

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*stuff your takedown*

heh, nothing personnel kid

>>77048608
>Tecia Torres
She had a boyfriend you know

schaub filter is working great

>>77048612
kek yes you are the only one

it would be 100% guaranteed career suicide

without ronda ufc could close women's 135 tomorrow and most people wouldnt even know

>>77048503
Rondaspergs still seething lol

>>77048640
no one cares what you're filtering

>>77048633
>insert "how the fuck is olympic wrestling even real" text

>>77048652
you do, don't lie

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>>77048633
*blocks your path*

>>77048608
>Aguilar
>top 15
Technically yes but fuck no. I've made my point anyway. It's like 90% straight women

>>77048639
She's bi

>>77048665
>bi
literally marrying a woman lol

and i'm not the guy you responded to that was off the top of my head i doubt that's all the lesbians in the top 15 of all those divisions

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>>77048633
Hehe, your boxing is no match for my karate

If there's so many lesbians in WMMA, makes you wonder how many legitimate gay men are on the men's sides but keep it low-key

>>77048633
>tfw Whittaker could possibly be the GOAT in the making

>>77048680
That's how being bisexual works. You don't stop being bisexual when you date someone. You date a man and you're still bi. You date a women and you're still bi. Choosing to be with one or the other doesn't stop you from being bi, you've chosen an individual person, not a gender

Why they finna have someone who got knocked out by Roy Nelson talk about boxing?

>>77048691
How the fuck does anyone roll with this barrel of a man?

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cat tree

>>77048702
lol you're so fucking ridiculous
>tecia torres isn't a lesbian
are you reading what you're typing?
i swear i'm not the one who started this conversation i'm telling you you sound ridiculous though

is clawja a lesbian? Never heard this answered definitively

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first for my girl

>leaving UFC for Bellator

i don't hate Moose but the dude's ego will be the fucking death of him lol. though I'm sure he'll realize that himself when he gets 100k for a title defense.

>>77048722
So it's impossible for a bisexual person to remain bisexual and get married?
She's dated men publicly before and married a woman. Clearly she's bisexual.

>>77048739
cringe

>>77048725
She isn't gay. I know because I've had sex with her

>>77048702
LOL you sound like John Wayne Gacy in prison. I anally raped 33 guys, but I identify as bisexual, I have nothing against homosexuals though.

If I dated a girl in my twenties but then married you I'm not a fucking cock sucking faggot? Just stop.

>>77048766
I don't believe you unless you're a dragon dildo.

>>77048776
What do you think bisexual means? If you are attracted to men and women then you're bisexual. How don't you understand this? You can suck dick and eat pussy. Then suck dick for the rest of your life but still be attracted to women

>>77048763
Lol cringe away beta. This is what an alpha male looks like

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>>77048805
alpha males pay chicks to hold up celebration signs for them?

>>77048750
I don't like bellator, they take good fighters from UFC just to have them crush some cans on their quarterly show that's never anything special

>>77048813
Implying they didnt jump at the oppurtunity to be near the champ lmao.

>>77048831
do you wish you were one of those girls, lad?

>>77048821

And yet all the casuals and contrarians are lining up around the corner to suck Coker's dick and talk about how Bellator is "killing it" this year for signing all the crumbs off the UFC's table.

>>77048841
what makes me laugh is all the tards like "omg wme has NO CLUE what they're doing letting gegard and rory walk"

casuals dont give a fuck about them and they are fat contracts. bellator isnt fucking getting over the hump and becoming relevant because gegard mousasi is there

>>77048838
>American
>Lad
Cringed

>>77048841
You can't take seriously a company that has Bonnar doing the "flushed like a turd" sketch

if masvidal deletes wonderboy and maia gets blacksploded, will masvidal get the title shot next?

hating bellator is the most reddit thing ever

>>77048873
this

>>77048873
Bellators okay. Nothing on ufc though

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>>77048873

Shevchenko isn't really happy about the pull out is she

"Today I am 100% ready for this fight. During the last 3 months of training I did everything to be in my best shape for this fight. Nunes couldn't cut weightcorrectly and was hospitalized. She wanted to cut weight and recover rapidly to have the advantage. The end result, everything went wrong. Even though she was medically cleared to fight, she backed out. This fight was originally offered to take place in April and she would not accept then. I did my part and am very upset that I can't fight for the title today on this great event. I am even more upset for all my dear fans who support me every time throughout the world and to those who traveled to see me fight here in Las Vegas live. I feel frustrated about what happened but I won't relax,will not put down energy in my preparation, and will wait until the UFC gives us another date for the fight

“She’s trying to say that this was medical something, like with medicals because of her illness or something like this — because during all this week before the fight, [even] one day before the fight at weigh-ins, or the (open) workouts, everybody saw her in very good health, very aggressive. And even at the weigh-ins, she was saying, ‘I’m ready to give this fight, very good fight and take the victory,’ saying and doing all things aggressive like she did.

“Then after weigh-ins, the day of the fight, she [pulls] out, she says, ‘okay, I was feeling bad all week.’ But at the same time she was saying, every time, that she was feeling very strong and prepared for the fight.”

>>77048841
Fighters of that caliber never would have been allowed to walk in the Zuffa era. Never.

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>>77048873
define "reddit" behavior

>>77048719

I wonder what its like to have no one trust you

>>77048894
Liking Bellator or any org beside the ufc.

>>77048881

On Ariel's show she went on a rant about how this pullout was some kind of psychological warfare, it was pretty funny stuff.

>>77048881
She lost a shitload of money and a title fight. I'd be pretty pissed

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>>77048881
>Shevchenko isn't really happy about the pull out is she

She's just mad that she couldnt go up against a less than 100% Amanda

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>>77048881
weird relationship opposing fighters must have because if they don't show, you don't get paid

>>77048882
Yeah but gegard and ryan bader going to bellator doesnt affect casuals. It affects you and i and other people in this general who are actual fans of the sport, its a shame we are the minority.

>>77048909

She literally got $70k just for showing up.

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>>77048894

I hate that I wasnt into mma when this fight happened. Must've been so cash to watch live

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>>77048900
brand loyalty is for baby boomers

>>77048921
Shevchenko did get paid 70k I think?

>>77048909

Still made 70k and still has the title shot so?

>>77048924
>be fan of a niche
>you and your ilk literally keep them alive through their start and hard times
>they get big
>start appealing to casuals, destroying everything you loved about them in the process
Every fucking time, about anything. Get big, proceed to fuck the fans that got you there in the ass. Why even be a serious fan of anything?

>>77048924
I agree, but at the same time alienating your core fanbase while trying too hard to appeal to a different one can prove to be detrimental
WME know entertainment, but if you look at it, 2017's been a bit of a shit year for the UFC

http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-signs-multi-fight-bellator-deal-after-4-year-ufc-run

>>77048941
How does spreading out fighters between organizations benefit you exactly ?

>>77048417
Watermelon

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>''I'll take care of Yoel''
>*throws him to a hungry young lion that just destroyed Jacare*
What did Uncle Dana mean by this?

>>77048962
Daily heeminder that danas running wme era ufc into the ground for the fertitta brothers to buy back at a profit . Gonna be glorious

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>>77048934
it was such a sloppy shitstorm that it was hard to watch but the result was complete memery. RIP DaDa

>>77048972
locker room bonus prolly

>>77048977
Dana is friends with billionaires, the ones who own America. Scott Coker is a fat cuck.

>>77048977
5D chess on a 1D playing field

DrudgeReport says male conservatives are the best tippers. Scott Coker voted for Bernie and is fat.

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>>77048965
Competition among organizations is healthy. It drives sales, provides opportunity and benefits athletes. Listen to Dana's take on competition. He loves it.

my friend is a correspondent for TMZ and he just texted me saying jones was pulled over and busted with weed

Coker seems like a great dude. Can't wait to see another PPV Bellator event.

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>>77048977
Wouldn't that be fucking illegal ?

>>77049040
Dana White is a non-nonsense atheist and thinks Rogan is an idiot with his drugs and bigfoot talk.

>>77049046
post txt or gtfo silly slut

>>77049040
That's all good for them, but how is it good for you as a viewer right now ?

>>77048977
There's a deadline on the loan, I think if they don't pay it back in time ownership defaults but I can't find a source on it.

>>77049060
trump is literally friends with dana and the guy who now owns the ufc, bellator is for faggots

>>77049061
It would be but based dana does not play by the rules.

>>77049060
Trump is that tall ? I thought he's a manlet like every other politician

>>77049060
>>77049061
maybe they'll move the UFC to russia and eliminate women's mma

Dana White: ‘Jon Jones and I have not spoken’ since he dropped out of his last fight

http://www.foxsports.com/watch/speak-for-yourself/video/991617603646

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>>77049094

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>>77048873
>literally only two good fighters on the entire roster

>>77049030
>scott coker voted for bernie

Fake news

https://twitter.com/ShowtimeBoxing/status/884520579029647360/video/1

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>>77049077
People punch each other in the face and I get to watch. I would watch a bar fight or a hobo fight idgf. The real question is why poland gives a fuck what I think

>>77049062
dana knows that bigfoot exists i asked him on instagram

>>77048417
Joanna all the way

>>77049105

I didn't know Washington was 6'2". No wonder he was so fucking alpha.

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>>77049094
>>77049060

Well Hoost was 6'4 and looks about the same Height as trump in the photo

>>77049117
This is a discussion forum and I care about your point of view.
>People punch each other in the face and I get to watch. I would watch a bar fight or a hobo fight idgf
I sympathize with this point of view but at the same time I'm not happy that we won't see something like Moose vs Rockhold or Rory vs Masvidal anytime soon

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Find a flaw

Moose would end Cuckold's life.

>>77049151
>visiting a children's hospital dressed like that

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>>77049151
Is that Tate?

>>77049151
Daily heeminder that cindy has the most elite striking in all of the womens divisions.

Also do you think ngannou blacked either of them?

>>77049161
flyweight = WGAF

>Featherweight Champion: Max Holloway
i'm sorry, when did he ever beat conor? must have missed that card. FAKE CHAMP

>women's featherweight
is this entire division the biggest blunder in UFC history

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>>77049168

>>77049161
They should show who fell out of the rankings, it's confusing to see everybody in a division rise for no apparent reason

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>>77049149
So when you roll off the cot in your shack and head on down to the village well to get drinking water and see two gypsy girls fighting, you don't stop and watch?

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>>77049161
>Gaethje ahead of Kevin Lee
>Overeem #1
>Holly Holm #2
>Felice not top 10
>Bethe ranked at all

>>77049161
>Demetrius Johnson

Meme fighter with no competition in the worst division in the UFC (including women's divisions).

>>77049151
google says he has a longer reach than struve

Damn Schaub educated Mauro on that special.

>>77049233
>Holm #2 after beating Bethe
Holy shit they want her back in the spotlight ASAP
That's ridiculous. You can lose 3 straight, win a single fight and be #2? Forcing her so hard

ngannou finna get pieced up by JDS

>>77049225
Opposite my man. When I went to college I lived across middle school and between lectures me and my mates would watch kids beat each other up, often betting cheeky beers on them and even encouraging them to fight from the balcony of our apartment

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>>77049161
Holy shit I can't understand Holm being #2 at all.
That makes no sense. They're going to give her a title shot next aren't they?

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What would happen if this fist collided with that face?

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>>77049233
>overeem #1
Crazy that he's still #1 after damn near two decades of Fighting

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>>77049268
Only if Nunes wins, they won't give her rematch with Valentina cause that fight was kinda boring and she got outclassed hard

>>77049280
why doesn't rose get with ngannou? he's a proper african and he doesn't seem like an annoying cunt.

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>>77049297

>>77048417
The Preacher's Daughter

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>>77049205
Apparently Joanna visits that hospital all the time. Meanwhile Amanda Nutless is fighting allergies. My girl!

>>77049297
is that shooped? how did michelle get big that fast

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>>77049314
Joe goes there too

>>77049314
I read horse therapy is great for sick kids.

>>77049314
>>77049205
Nice of her not to dress like a literal prostitute

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>>77049314
She was too busy using her friend simulator to fight

>>77049311
"Holly Holm will decision Valentina Shevchenko convincingly"

-DOCTOR Patrick Wyman

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>>77049342

>>77049205
>>77049314
She truly is /bestgirl/

>>77049314
>Amanda Nutless

whatever her problem was it certainly wasn't being nutless

Coker is a bad ass. He was even in Surf Ninjas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue99cKg3KPk

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>>77049314
I dated a nurse at a large city hospital and she said celebrities drop in all the time. No camera crews, no publicity, just camera selfies and happy kids.

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>>77049464
didn't 3 cucks die in that shooting to save women?

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are you a big baller?

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>you will never see Moussasi fight Bisping, Whittaker, Yoel, or Rockhold

>>77049311

Holly Holm's boxing is such a meme

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Is Schaub the best representation of McGregor fans?

>>77049582
for sure. 100%

>>77049550
>>77049582
>$100 to watch the stupidest boxing match ever

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Anybody know anything about the guys fighting on the Tuesday Night Contenders show tomorrow? Two were in the UFC but I don't remember them at all. They also have something called a Boston Salmon

Mauro is a half decent boxing commentator and mma commentator. Why the hell didn't he call Brendan on his retardation? Anyone with half a brain knows mayweather is going to piece McGregor up for 12 rounds

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>>77049610
Nobody watches the fights alone you goof, you get 20 buddies over for the fight and pitch in $5 each

>>77049464
>I dated a nurse

No need to make up stories here.

>>77049635
they gotta sell the fight to people who are paying $100 to watch it wewlad

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Best sphere reporting

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>>77049682
Find one, man. Nurses and school teachers are alcoholic freaks.

>>77049713
>associating with alcohol drinkers

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>>77049708
>imgur filename

https://www.mmafighting.com/platform/amp/2017/7/10/15950208/fabricio-werdum-appeal-ufc-213-decision-loss-alistair-overeem

Lost batallion

>>77049713
automatically trashed:
>alcohol or other drug user
>tattooed
>implants/cosmetic surgery of any kind

>>77049763
why are brazillians such bags of shit?

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Mayweather doesn't get hit bro

>>77049732
GOAT TDD

>>77049778
>takes a wide stance
>jabs
Check out these angles my man

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>>77049732
>sperging out about not changing the file name from an image hosting site
>posts imgur gif from a /r/mma thread

>>77049778
mauro looks like he fights imaginary people at night

>>77049732
that TDD was genuinely incredible

jon jones vs. francis ngannou at heavyweight who wins and how?

>Bisping decisions whittaker
>Yoel beats rockhold
the fight we wanted from the beginning happens, surely Bisping would take the fight if UFC offers enough r-right?

>>77049853
Bisping is retiring after he heems GSP.

>>77049842
ahh...if jon still looks the best he ever did then jon by kimura in the 1st

"corner is gonna set a pace man" brendan

>>77049842
The heavyweight via heavyweight skeletal structure and power

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>>77049778

>>77049898
jones cuts way down to LHW

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>>77049853
That would be a good retirement fight. Even more so if Bisping wins in the UK

YOU SAY DIS TO ME, I NO SAY DIS TO YOU

>>77049865
>Bisping is retiring after he heems GSP
that fight ain't happening

>>77049916
Can I get that as an edit with Schaub?

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>>77049947
where are the bigg ronda pictures you promised me!

dc would be the undefeated heavyweight champion right now

>>77049808
I wasn't spergin out adan

i didnt watch the yoel vs whittaker fight, did whittaker really manage to defend yoels takedowns?

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>>77049914
>can't make weight, gets popped for cociane

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>>77049916

>>77050067
he got taken down several times in the first two rounds but really made Romero work for them and then stuffed the majority.

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since tyron is invincible and weidman is deleted it's time for this to happen

>>77050128
He didn't even rip the flag itself. He just ripped it off the stick

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>>77049914
>being a (relatively) thin 230 is the same as cutting down to 230-265

>>77050067
was a good fight, yoel got him down a few times but it did nothing since whittaker got back up easily. they both gassed in the 5th were yoel slipped and robert stayed on top to win the decision and fight. they were both gassed

>>77050164
>betting against jon jones right now
>against anyone
lol
until i see him look like shit nope
and 50-45'ing OSP doesn't count as shit

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>>77050128
Bisbing seems uncomfortable with the role reversal of being targeted instead of being the one instigating drama.

>>77050164
I unironically think Jon would beat Mark Hunt as fast as he did Brandon Vera

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>>77050165
truth, neither performance was stellar

>>77050214
why do you have those pictures of conor you weirdo! even coral spergs doesn't post halfway nude pictures of schaub. You are just as autistic as he is

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>>77050255
why aren't you being real with me man

you'll find someone dude, why do you worry so much

lol none of the heavyweights are close to jon technically all around or athletically, literally all they would have is power (some of them)

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>>77050255
don't underestimate his obsession, half of his pics are Scoober on the beach and he posted that shower pic every thread for 2 years

>>77050300
>you'll find someone dude, why do you worry so much
I live 30 minutes from sacramento my guy, Tuss is going to be gargling my dangly bits and there's NOTHING you can do about it

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>>77050232
You think Jones could TKO hunt?
wew lad, thanks for the good laugh

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>>77050345
who the fuck is Tuss lol

The easiest fight in the division is the Bellator LHW champion

Brehs cindy dandois is lowkey thicc and pretty hot probably p4p best milf in mma

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKIatjc-uEo

>>77050364
>who the fuck is Tuss lol
someone who doesn't eat fish

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>>77050364
>ywn lick frosting off her midsection

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>>77050330
wtf are you talking about lol

>>77050364
>who the fuck is Tuss lol
a fuckin bitch that made her instagram private

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>>77050471
>>77050424


lmao oh ok then

>>77050471
because of weirdos like you

>>77050454
>lol
just stop

>making someone shorter than you cut to 125
why is joanna such a pussy?

imagine being passive aggressive what a pathetic existence dont respond you absolute fucking zero

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do you think claudia still roids?

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>>77050232

>>77050541
Yes

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>>77050454
Schlob not McGoob. First post in every thread was Scoober in the shower holding a bottle of lotion.

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>>77050488
>height=mass
Because weight classes exist for a reason you numpty

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>>77050540
>>77050580

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>>77050572
oh

I honestly don't even remember

Does aspen ladd have bunda?

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>>77050541
mmmm legs

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>>77050600
butthurt black americans btfo

Brad Tavares would drag bisping to deep waters

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if Tiger makes his instagram private I'm gunna kick his little head off his shoulders

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>>77050617
pancake tits and flat ass, but FAT

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*GADOOOSH*

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>>77050641
>>77050643
>>77050681

>>77050625
lmao he saved the pics

im literally not even who youre talking about and i still absolutely fucking despise you and your phony passive aggression canada is big but finding a person there isnt hard most of you are gunless statists canadians are literally not human

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>>77050610
simpler time

>>77050600
Why are you saving that autism? Are you yourself a sperg and find it relatable?

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>>77050695
neither am i and he's a fucking wackjob, giggling for years posting conor mcgregor's face

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>>77050641
>>77050643
>>77050646
>>77050681
Is Borgo Scrump a good fighter?

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>>77048612
>McGregor and Bisping have recently gotten their way by refusing to fight
>Comparing those two
Consider suicide.

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>>77050737
no news boys lol you love me

>>77050758
i love calling your secretary and asking for mr. heem lol

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>>77050737
>>77050695
>wackjob
>Says the guy talking to himself

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>>77050723
Does your wife crack up every time you post that pic? lol

it took me less than a week to get less than a 10 mile radius on calendarnigger some canadian zilch who may be a towelhead and maybe already doxxed shouldnt be hard

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>>77050755
McGregor transcends the sport at this point. Talking heads who know fuck-all about MMA know who McGregor is.

who would win right now: mousasi or fedor?

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>>77050823
Get the 10 on me homie

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>>77050832
Fedor is literally 90 years old so, Fedor

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this one must have had her in stitches

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>>77050723
>TFW no girl will ever look at me the way Dee looks at Conor

just cut off my circulation lads...

LITERALLY no one buys it anymore you dont buy guns either

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Favorite UFC reporter who sleeps around?

>>77050895
That pussy has got to be something special, why else would Conor be staying loyal and not living like Dan Bilzerian

>>77050872
Alex looks crazy as fuck even as a kis lol

>>77050984
is that picture with her in underwear whoring herself on instagram with her baby real?

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>>77050984
olivi and nummy toes

i know this absolute nothing is trolling but he should not be joking around he would literally never say this within a thousand feet of me

>>77050984
Who took the picture? She got a train run on her.

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>>77050998
>Conor be staying loyal

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>>77051018
said Travis to Schaub?

>>77051017
poor Joe all having to see his girl around taller fighters all the time who could most likely kill him with ease

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>>77050998
His mother likes her. Not even trolling. Some in MMA say Conor is introverted and is shy around women. The aggressive banter is strictly for the cameras.

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>>77051018

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>>77051115
Joe B must have a righteous hog on him

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>>77051047
>Successful guy has fun at a party
>Must be cheating on his long term GF
Bruh

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>>77051115
benevitez aint hitting that right, man

need some young neet

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>>77051115
Holly Holm's husband has it worse. He straight up has to deal with Jon Jones

requesting schaubblaze.webm

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>>77051173
>Being this naive
Ok, buddy.

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>>77051198
>Always assuming the worst about people

Come on spainbro, i thought you were cooler than that

>>77051229
Nah, he is a faggot.

>>77050755
Literally pulled out of 200 because he was too shook

>>77051263
LOL

tony is like the night stalker

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>>77051263

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>>77051229
Life made me this way. I'm also projecting because I used to go out and cheat on my ex-fiancée.

>>77051263
>Fergylicious
Got a smirk outta me.

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>>77051292
its okay Spain. /heem/ is love

>>77051288
He looks like a fucking 16th century warlock

>>77051173
Implying dee isnt getting blacked when conors out doing media obligations

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>>77051340
/heem/ bless you my son

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>>77051282
Yeah, and two months later took that fight and took 10 years off Diaz's life on the process. Why are you talking out of your ass? Dana pulled him out of 200 because he refused to do media. He's never pulled out of a fight.

>>77051340
/heem/ is love.

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>>77051391
come on freindo, spread the love

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>>77051393
Goob.

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>>77051346
How did Conor gain so much lean mass since he joined the UFC?

>>77051288
aleks did nothing wrong