Is Hector Bellerin /ourguy/?

>>77044513
it's entirely possible that of the thousands of young players, one of them knows of 4chan
maybe a few come to /sp/, who knows?
now is Bellerin dumb enough to give personal informations like that ...

>>77044513
>>77044582
Or one could simply falseflag it to make it look like him and give 4chan some kind of recognition; specially when this came months after reddit and 9gag were posting pics of medals from the olympics.
And by the way, what's the point of bragging to be shit in a fucking anonymous imageboard where, well, everyone is supposed to be anonymous? We had legit football players come and post in here before.

There can actually be a celebrity reading this right now.

>>77044693
;)

>>77044693
Isn't this the beauty of 4chan? You'll never know. It's not like they can be "special" among people with no name.

>>77044654
If he was looking for recognition then he would have made the thread himself. In the screencap, he was simply replying to the thread and answering the question.

>>77044693
celebrity guy, if you read me, I know that you know ... pls answer my question ...

... is Cristiano Ronaldo gay?

>>77044791
So, safe to assume you were the one who replied to that thread, saved a screenshot and then posted it here so you can brag about this literally who posting in 4chan? Well done.

>>77044838
No, he also fucks women

>>77044715
Go cut your hair Hector

one of the tsuuuus could be from TSUUUUUU himself and you may never know.

the porcoposter could be tsu for all we know.

>>77044942
Umm sweetie cronaldo is a sporting cheese pizza fan. Also he's not in Portugal all year long.

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>>77044942
>one of the tsuuuus could be from TSUUUUUU himself and you may never know.

>>77044942
Imagine if Cristiano Ronaldo is actually a messiposter just to make messiposters look bad? What if he messiposts just because he secretly admires Messi and regards him as the GOAT?

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>>77044942
>the porcoposter could be tsu for all we know.
No, I'd be a Spanish then

But yes, I can be Maxi Pereira, Luisão or even Rui Patrício

Although, If I could be a footballer, I'd be Anthony Jar (guess who he is)

>>77044884
If you look through the archives, you'll see that an American took the screencap and posted it to /sp/. I simply saved his image.

>you now realize you may have called a famous athlete a dumb nigger or he may have laughed at a dumb post you made
Feels good to be desu

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>>77045186
>you now realize there is a chance Xabi Alonso called you a faggot

What a honour!

>>77045122
Yeah, I sometimes screencap people posting my OC too.

Is it true that Jack Colback used to post here? I remember getting into an argument with someone here who used to play for Hull though.

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>i'm a Brough fan

>>77045329
Did he post proof he played for Hull?

>>77044654
>>77044884
>>77045122
>>77045247

I'll never understand why some people are just so vehemently in denial about anyone even moderately famous posting on this site. Do you assume that athletes literally just never browse the internet and read/watch dumb shit to pass the time? 4chan is actually a fairly well known website at this point.... even if a famous person just goes to Reddit (very normie) they would have heard of 4chan or been linked to it after like 10 minutes of browsing Reddit anyway.

>>77044693

I'm Nicky Hayden AMA

>>77044513

'Lustig' posted on /b/ one time and showed his Celtic training ground swipe card.

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>>77045621
I mean, if Shatner goes here, everybody else can!

Doris Day can be browsing /x/ right now, for all we know

federer here. you guys got any questions?

>>77045715
Why aren't you using an English flag, Ro?

>>77045715

Why don't you upgrade on your pig wife?

>>77045715
Why aren't you at Wimbledon?

>>77045707
I remember a specific /pol/ thread (kind of celebrity thread) where alleged Tom Skerritt and alleged Michael Cera posted

>>77045715
Isn't Federer at Wimbledon right now?

>>77045786
Tom Skerrit is peobable. Doubt it on cera

I'm pretty sure that it's actually Neymar posting those 1000% Jesus threads

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Puyol actually

>>77046058
So now we know who is the annoying Catalon independence poster on /pol/!

didn't that one NFL guy confirm that a bunch of closet weeb black athletes post on here?

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>>77046148
he or pique

>>77045517
Yeah, he posted his kit, and got ass hurt when I called him shit for being a Championship player

>>77046174
>Closet weebs
Marshawn Lynch has given interviews on anime before.

>>77045707
Shatner is also a ponyfag lel

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>>77044942
>yfw jara is actually the one of the chilean perro caca posters

>>77044513
judging from bellerin's dress sense he could actually be a /fa/ggot

>>77045786
Without a doubt James Woods lurks /pol/.

What happened to that danish/norwegian pro guy who used to post on here? I remember him bragging about his team being on FIFA. Fuck the name is on the edge of my tongue

Which celebrity is the Macedonian poster?

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I reckon Tyson Fury browses /pol/, the fact that he endorsed something so obscure as an unknown UKIP candidate in the previous leadership election makes me think that it is too obscure for him to just get information about it from any other place.

>>77044942
Maybe Müller is the german pornposter

>>77046932
https://youtu.be/hk9DLyaTtHo

>>77046932
>/pol/ invented UKIP
Kill yourself

>>77047068
How did you even gather that as being what I implied?

>>77047154
You implied that the only way he would have heard about UKIP a few years ago is if he browsed /pol/

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>tfw justiceleague and sexy poster is Totti on holidays

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>>77047742
>tfw I created a meme Totti spams

>>77047516
No, I implied that the only way he could've gathered enough information about the obscure candidate called John Rees-Evans in the second UKIP leadership election last year would be through browsing /pol/. I did not imply that /pol/ invented UKIP you utter faggot.

>>77047790
Because browsing /pol/ is the only way to gather information about UKIP, right? "Inventing" something is a colloquial way of saying you brought it to public attention, you autist.

>>77047858
So you're saying that people didn't know about UKIP in 2016? Because he's just saying that one guy. You're the asshole, here.

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I unironically play for Sporting's B side

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>>77047899
I unironically played for Panathinaikos academy when I was 13. Football bored me so I stopped though

>>77047892
I'm saying that claiming someone browses /pol/ just because they tweeted about one UKIP candidate is ridiculous.

Iker here, ask anything hermanos

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>>77047899
I will root for you when you join us, like many of your fellowmen

>>77047990
Post tits of Sara!

>>77047899
Hi there, Pedro Delgado

>>77047790
That's probably just his local candidate or something. /pol/ probably doesn't even know the cunt

>>77046932
Mate, he's almost illiterate...

i am literally Mitchell Weiser

ask me anything

>>77047990
come to panathinaikos

>>77044513

If he actually does browse here, he is certainly /ourguy/, what a fucking bro.

>>77045765
>>77045788
I think I read somewhere 4chan flags are based on ethnicity not current location so his flag would still be Swiss

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tfw PL player by day, pepe poster by night

Matthew Critchley here

I play county cricket for derbyshire

>>77048256
So, is your ethnicy faggot?

>>77048311
Shut up, ginger. Villa put a bid in for you, so you're going right back to the Championship

>>77044513
I unironically play for a team in the Championship

>>77048436
EU AMO-TE, RUBEN! ESTAS NO BARCA DAQUI A 4 ANOS!

>>77048487
Ruben...?

>>77044942
Does that mean that Hope Solo could be the one posting that photo here?

>>77046879
Tommy Hoiland

>>77048502
Ruben Neves from Porto just joined Wolves. >>77048436
What position do you play and are you shit?

>>77044654
>implying players can't browse 4chan
I literally played Serie D this year m8

>>77048713
Ah thought it was

I'm a CM but shit compared to Neves

Out of the team right now, currently looking to move as I don't think I can force my way back in

>>77048761
Jardel, és tu?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephan_Salger he posted in /Bundes/

Doubt it's bellerin, he doesn't support Arsenal

>>77048782
pls come to Caen, I'll support you

>>77048782
Ayy-lmao-league is probably the way to go, no?

I played for Dundee United up to under 19 level, wasn't getting near the 1st team so went to university, still play amateur level.

>>77048811
Is the situation desperate enough for you to want an English midfielder?

>>77048815
Have ambition sorry

>>77048782

why haven't you got a slag on your dick right now?

>>77048830
17th last season la, saved the last day
you could be the new Nicolas Seube (Club heroboy)

>>77048833
A lot of footballers aren't as big as players as people think

It's easier to get girls because of the money, however a lot of them are terrible with women. They're used to some overbearing figure like a father or coach controlling their lives and end up letting a bitch do the same and spending lots of their wages as they have a poor concept of money. Can go quite badly for them in divorces too

The amount of womanisers in a team is probably as many as you find in your workplace. It's just easier to get women and probably more of us did it when we were 18 and signed our first pro contract but otherwise lots just want to settle down. Just hard when many are very fake

>>77048843
I've had people encourage me to go abroad, but it's the typical english thing where I don't really want to. idea of learning a language and moving abroad kinda scares me

>>77048918
I understand for the language barrier, but French has a very similar grammar to English. Also Caen love English people (they were liberated by Montgomery). As for the Stade Malherbe they want to recruit new players for each line, but they are pretty poor
pls come :(

>>77048782

Are you in FM?

>>77048969
FIFA and FM, FM overrates me too

>>77048948
Team in Ligue 1's not going to go for a English midfielder in the championship who is a rotation at best haha, but I appreciate the enthusiam

>>77048993
too bad
I hope nevertheless you succeed in your career

>>77048993
good luck mate, I live in a pretty upscale building in SW London and have a few players in the championship living here - apparently.

>>77048993
Do you interact with teammates outside of training/playing?

>>77048993
Do you have to shower naked with the rest of your team after a game?

>>77048918
>>77048993

you seem suspiciously articulate and level headed for an English footballer

I'm on the second team for Wigan Warriors. No one cares about Rugby League except fanatics though

>>77049031
thank you

>>77049075
some of them, I have friends on the team and some I don't like

>>77049099
some do it naked, I don't

>>77049150
cheers lad, you seem suspiciously articulate for a spaniard

>>77048830
>Have ambition sorry

Understandable but you do realize with the level you are playing at, you will instantly be a legend in any team and won't need to learn a new language.

Then again MlelS probably pays more.

Talking about getting paid, I think the Turkish Super League would be the way to go. Championship-level football other than the big Istanbul teams, nice weather, cheap cost of living, and you can likely bully your club to give you an inflated contract in times of political uncertainty (see. Quaresma)

>>77049187
Have you started a thread about this before where you mentioned you and your gf regularly browse /sp/?

>>77049214
You think an Englishman is going to want to move to fucking Turkey?

>>77049214
the problem with going abroad from what my agent says is if you do and fail that is pretty much it for your career regardless of age, you're effectively written off

I want to play in leagues of a decent level anyway, I feel I can definitely do a job in the Championship so don't want to go to America or Australia when really I have another 6 years or so in me where I am at my peak

Realistically my aim is to (eventually) play in the Premier League, just for a bit

I would like to win some trophies too though, I have one winners medal so far

>>77049256
no, what happened then?

>>77049214

players don't pick and choose where they go, it's not a gap year, the wrong move can fuck up their career

>>77049187
If you're not bullshitting I reckon you're one of these lads http://www.futhead.com/17/players/?sort=birthdate&league=14&group=cm&club=all&nation=14&bin_platform=xb

>>77049305
>what happened then?

There's been a few supposed pro footballers answering questions. There's this one from 2013 who we found strong evidence to suggest was Jack Colback - https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/34123686

I'm sure the was anothe guy too, possibly in league 1/2

>>77048761
I played volleyball for the U-18 national team and Minas Tênis Clube but it's not like I'm a special snowflage.

>>77049269
It's not that bad, yet.

>>77049307
Players can still register interest to other clubs, although I haven't seen any no names do that.

>>77049381
Wasn't there some nordic striker who was playing top-flight that actually did an 'implying' sign for his goal celebration? That was the only concrete evidence of someone actually being a pro here

>>77049305
Do you ever think about what you'll do after you retire as a player? Assuming you stay as a Championship-tier player (no offence), you probably won't earn enough to retire in your mid-30s. And assuming you don't become a big-name player, a job in punditry won't exactly be something you can walk into. I'm not trying to sound pessimistic, I'm just curious.

>>77049447
Tommy Hoiland yes.

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>When you realize that the Romanian "this does not fookin' slip now" lad has always been Balotelli with a proxy

>grandad played professional football
>dad played semi pro
>I can barely control a football
Not fair lads if i had the footballing ability of my grandad I would be a multimillionaire now

>>77044513
'Ector, don't go to barca pls

>>77049269
Its a popular holiday destination for Brits la

Ah, the beauty of being anonymous.

>>77049381
seems interesting, didn't know pardew was a cokehead. The managers I have had were all really sound guys. worst I know is about paul clement

>>77049475
right now I'm young but I'd like to play for as long as possible anyway. when I am older and have hopefully at one point broke into the Premier League I'll probably consider abroad to win a trophy and get some better wages for retirement

to be honest I've never really put much thought into it, like a lot of footballers being one was my dream and it's all I worked towards, there wasn't much consideration for what happens after. though it will likely be coaching

>>77049654
How's things Ludvig

>>77049654
Except everyone in this thread doesn't want to be anonymous. It's like everyone has in their transfer area a
>I'm a 'x' for the 'y' and I have done 'z' and 'w'. AMA
and is ready to make a new thread about it. And OP is a faggot (he was the one who posted that shit on /b/)

>>77044513
I've went to the Pyunik youth academy with Mkhitaryan
He was pretty beta as a teen
>>77045239
Why are the Portugese on /sp/ obsessed with the reddit frog?

>>77044513
Didn't he post "i cri everitime" on twitter like back in 2011? I can't find it anymore

>>77047899
>sporting child porn

>>77049654
Hi Lukas

>>77047899
Are you a GOAT in the making? If you are, could you please describe an opposition team player as perro caca in one of your pre match interviews?

>>77047899
Ryan Gauld?

>>77046825
that would be ridiculous,jara is a professional footballer and i wouldn't waste my time shitposting here

>>77049654
LU LU

Wie gefällts dir in Japan?

Anyone else think Xabi Alonso browses some of the boards? Taste in music & films is pretty patrician for a football player

i play in the jupiler pro league, i've been lurking/posting here for many years

>>77062254
>Taste in music & films is pretty patrician
then we can say for sure he doesn't browse /tv/ or /mu/

>>77062254
His taste in music is literally 2010 /mu/

>>77062365
Nigga he's /mu/core as fuck.