UFC and WMMA btfo edition
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Who is your favorite woman's MMA fighter? Fuck Mousasi.
Coker is making all the right moves.
>>77043669
none you weirdo
fuck off
Better than ____
>>77043669
Luke Rockhold
>>77043666
And how exactly?
>>77043700
it's painful to listen to him try to talk like he's from a ghetto
>>77043709
Just avoided getting retired by Mousasi
>>77043713
How what dummy? Do you watch fights?
here come the articles from mma journalism about gegard shitting on wmma and then people calling him sexist
too predictable
>>77043739
He's said this stuff before you moron
>>77043739
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A33Bb59M9-0
goony bless, not long now
I can't believe it
No more Moose
Man who the fuck is even going to give Moose competition? He should just fight at 205 for a challenge.
>>77043766
>he says women should not compete in mma, they don't look like women, maybe gymnastics
lol the reporter trying not to laugh
>>77043805
He said he wants to fight rory and bader
>>77043731
What makes you believe that he can beat both of them? What are the skills that give him the victory?
Who's the Bellator MW Champ? Good competition there?
He could have gone to Rizin for bants ffe
Why are Iran and Russia so based?
>>77043805
he said he wants to fight "legends" in lellator
I guess he just wanted bigger fights and ufc wanted him to climb the rankings
>>77043859
no, Carvalho and Manhoef are 3rd-tier fighters at best. LHW title fight will be where he goes first I expect.
>>77043666
Other way around
>>77043890
So Chael and Tito? Fuck I admire his greed
>>77043859
settle down phil davis might be able to beat mousasi !
>>77043852
Stop responding to me
lol jacasteroid tapped out mousasi, whittaker just walked away
REALLY makes one ponder
>>77044061
Idiot lol
>>77043709
>>77043730
Tbh I wouldn't be surprised to see Rockhold leave for Bellator as well.
First for my girl
>Dana trying to negotiate a contract with moose just looking at him like this knowing he's signing to Bellator no matter what
How many PPVs did that shit Bellator event do?
>Gegard Mousasi: $150,000 ($90,000 to show, $50,000 win bonus, $10,000 Reebok sponsorship)
>>77044182
Cynthia, as far as I know she doesn't have any literal deranged family members and Cynthia doesn't seem as retarded.
>wake up
>lost Moose
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>77044182
How is this a question?
>>77044182
>blonde ape or spic ape
No thanks, I'd rather fuck gabi Garcia
mayweather by decision is at 2.15
convince me not to bet my miserable life savings on this
Mfw Bisroid beats Whittaker and GSP and becames a GOAT.
>>77044229
Pearl all the way
Who should Gaethje fight next?
Meme scenario: Nate Diaz
Realistic scenario: Kevin Lee
>>77044281
fuck that scene
>>77044268
It's a Schaub approved bet so I think you'll be alright.
>>77044268
Its a 12 round fight and Conor is likely to gas. Floyd isn't a big finisher but the he can probably just tee off on a gassed Conor.
>>77044284
She trains at my gym sometimes
>>77044182
why does paige always wear makeup like she's a 6 year old in one of those weirdo beauty pageants
>>77044284
>tattoo on her tit
into the trash she goes
>>77044316
The rounds last 3 minutes though. That's a huge difference.
>>77044293
David Lynch is hands down GOAT director
>>77044316
no grappling though
>>77044349
sure but its still 36 minutes overall and Conor has never been in a boxing match, especially a 12 round one. Also factor in that Conor is likely to look for the KO early since thats his most realistic path to victory.
>>77044346
tats on fake tits
OOZING WITH NATURAL CONFIDENCE
>women with breast implants are 400% more likely to commit suicide
>>77044363
He hardly grappled against Diaz and still gassed both times.
>>77044405
Youre ban evading, avataring, and spamming
>>77044386
I forgot to add the fake tits part, thanks for the correction, she had to be a stripper at some point
>>77044378
>its still 36 minutes overall
Sure, but it's a huge difference in exertion when you have breaks every 3 minutes, not to mention no grappling.
>yoel is 40 and got outworked by a karate kiwi, confirmed trash in 5-rounders
>weidman deleted
>gegard left for bush leagues
>anderson done
>jacare exposed
>brunson is worldstar-tier
>rockhold probably leaving for bush leagues as well
Middleweight about to become the new light heavyweight
>>77044422
fite me about it
>>77044405
Of all the >wmma bitches to latch onto, why Calvillo?
>>77044464
>most stacked division in MMA, let alone UFC
>Bisping becomes champ
>this shit happens
JUST
>>77043665
UFC let the Moose get loose.
Chael on MMA Hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YgUPawc7Mg
>>77044485
>>most stacked division in MMA, let alone UFC
it really wasn't, its top heavy but if you look below the top 5 it becomes pretty shallow
fuck Justin, what a cunt
calling mj a bitch after its all done
What's next for Al?
>>77044531
bellator
>>77044484
She should be heem's girl. We've been watching her on stud radio for like a year and she gets the call up to the ufc and she's undefeated. She's overall a good meme
>>77044509
Stop shilling
>>77044405
Amazing how eventually every attention-seeking sperg in this general devolves into this
>>77044546
geek
BispGOAT
>>77044636
wow that was just rude
*throws his belt in the cage and leaves*
Is the CTE getting to him?
>Chael vs Mousasi
lel what a meme match
Vitor will be Bellator's next signing, right?
>>77044636
is that eye shopped ?
Reminder that Bisping is champion and that Jacare + Romero will LITERALLY never touch the belt
>>77044772
Roiders don't deserve gold
So the Dana White Contender Series starts tomorrow. Do you guys wanna do picks? I was thinking each pick could be whichever 4 out of 5 fights you wanna pick to make it easier or go for all 5 fights to if you want. Could be a good cheeky thing to do every week
>>77044760
nah vitor fucked it up with a headkick
>>77044772
:^)
>>77044631
>>77044652
>>77044887
>>77045061
Salty much?
>>77045083
>>77044909
>>77044618
>>77044802
Nuthugger much?
>Gegard Mousasi signs multi-fight Bellator deal after 4-year UFC run
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/gegard-mousasi-signs-multi-fight-bellator-deal-after-4-year-ufc-run
so i take it Yoel will be fighting Rockhold next?
>>77045150
Lol dumbass
>>77045083
He's a really bitter pathetic lose Poocare fan that's here every moment of his moment of his life.
>>77045200
Stay seething nuthugger
>>77045224
4chan is your life lol how sad is that?
>>77045224
He's also the Woodley poster. He must smell awful
>>77044448
If Conor is landing nothing and Floyd is landing at will, Conor will gas like a motherfucker and Kavanagh will throw in the towel to protect Conor.
>n-n-next time
LMAO!
>>77044485
Middleweight hasn't been stacked since like 2009
>>77045251
Its not. And I really do feel sorry for you. This all you have.
Uh oh he's combusted again. Sperg meltdown incoming
>>77044464
>yoel is 40 and got outworked by a karate kiwi, confirmed trash in 5-rounders
>yoel is 40
was that so hard to comprehend? he did good despite his cardio isn't the best and whittaker is almost half his age. Use some common sense anon whittaker a beast
This loser is here every single moment. I could be on here at 7 in the morning and reveal him and he'd sperg out.
>>77044182
We're past the halfway point for the year /heem/, what is your Fight of the Year so far? It's been kind of an iffy year for bangers.
Poirier vs. Miller
Gaethje vs. Johnson
Sherman vs. Coulter?
>>77045403
Didn't you say you were fighting Cyborg?
>>77045150
>being this salty that my one of my favorite fighters is doing well
>>77044772
the only thing people will remember about Bisping is not him being the champ it's him getting KTFO by Hendo.
>>77045462
He still triggers you no matter what.
He will never stop thinking about me.
>>77045440
wew
>>77045354
who are you? nobody knows who you are, this isnt a friend simulator
>>77045445
>being triggered by webms of the "champ" getting knocked out repeatedly
>his favorite fighter lost to Chael Sonnen
>>77045414
I dont even need to reply to him
>>77045382
Whittaker is undoubtedly a warrior, but I just didn't think Yoel's ceiling would be so apparent.
yoel a beast
>>77045440
10/10 rekt
American hours heem a shit.
>>77045553
from the begining i knew whittaker would be a challenge to romero (might even beat him) i have said, only other MW that i see giving yoel trouble is rockhold but other than those two whittaker,rockhold,romero will stay top3 mw's
>>77045544
I'm not triggered, if anything I think you are since you seem to be posting a frenzy of webms of Bisping getting heemed. Its okay man, people are allowed to like things you don't.
>>77045578
no i dont i dont follow your drama nobody here does, but now i know and now i know you can go in the filter
Lol look at this loser having a complete meltdown. This is really all he has and it really upset him when i told him that.
>>77045641
>you seem to be posting a frenzy of webms of Bisping getting heemed
Didn't know that hurt your feelings so much buddy
>>77045592
I agree, just look at this
>>77045609
>>77045514
>>77045297
>>77045561
>printing an image instead of getting a flag
Lame desu
>>77045435
Gaethje/Johnson by a mile.
>>77045592
Its one really pathetic loser whose here every moment of his life and goes into a spamming meltdown when you point it out. My fault
>>77045666
I don't think I ever said it hurt my feelings pal
>tfw sam alveys ranked 15
>>77045670
>Posting the WW Goat triggers spergs
Hmmm
Lol this aspie is sperging out on everyone.
>>77045724
You're clearly in distress about the webms, all you gotta do is say please and I'll stop.
>>77045675
>burning a muslim flag
>>77045726
>was pressured into doing absolutely nothing by Rory
>lost a kickboxing match to Jake Shields
>got destroyed by Nate the Great
>has avenged zero (0) of his losses
He's got a ways to go, my guy.
>>77045783
I'm not Springsperg, you can continue posting all you want, but it doesn't change the fact that the natty GOAT is still on top of the MW division. And don't you forget it
I really am sorry for triggering him. The loser would have absolutely no one to talk to besides his mother if it weren't for me.
>>77045834
The Undisputed Middleweight Champion of the World is Whittaker, my dude. Bisping was demoted to Ceremonial Mascot on Saturday.
>>77045815
>Only lost to known roiders and drug cheats
>Beat Lawler, Condit, Koscheck, Daley, Kim, Thompson(twice)
>Not the WW GOAT
If he were white you'd be all over his nuts.
Darn, that Scott Coker keeps winning.
Bellator got the people's vote.
>>77045859
rashad looking smug as always
>>77045887
>known roiders and drug cheats
>Rory
>Thompson(twice)
>majority draw
What could he possibly mean by this?
>>77045834
I like watching Bisping get heemed. Its okay man, people are allowed to like things you don't.
>>77045941
I already said that. Work on your banter m8
>>77045919
>Jake Shields(confirmed roider)
>Nate Marquadt(confirmed roider and HGH babby)
>Rory (suspected roider, roid bacne, got USADA'd and ran to Lellator)
And he beat Thompson twice my guy.
>>77045941
You just sound mentally ill. Do you only have human contact with your mother by any chance?
>>77044618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mhbd9m8vTMY
>>77045980
Woodley himself is clearly roiding. Sorry to break it to you. All those motherfuckers are on shit.
>And he beat Thompson twice my guy.
Check the record, bud.
>>77046014
I sound mentally ill cause I like watching Bisping get heemed? Did I hurt the wittle baby's feewings? :(
I appreciate all fighters of all kinds. I show no h8 towards them because thats juvenile. You should too!
>>77046034
Check Thompson's face both fights my guy
STOP TYRUN POSTING NOW
>>77046034
Woodley is the WW GOAT. Accept it already man, everyone GSP beat Woodley could beat easily. Why GSP finna fight at MW btw?
>>77045435
This year has been pretty shit overall. Hopefully the UFC starts bringing the heat come the holidays.
>>77045919
>he thinks rory was ever clean in the ufc
Fucking lol . Dude had absolute craters all over his back from poor cycling
>>77046096
Its one smelly loser I upset. He'll crawl back in the cave until i mention him again
>>77046124
GSP wants to challenge himself facing someone harder than Woodley
>>77045726
Give him blue eyes and thinner lips
>>77046181
>Bisping is a tougher fight than Woodley
Goes ta show how mentally ill Woodley h8rs are
>>77046090
>visual damage indicates who won
By this logic GSP has lost every fight he's ever had.
>>77046124
>everyone GSP beat Woodley could beat easily.
Jake Shields would beg to differ.
>>77046210
Yeah Woodley would lose to Matt Serra and BJ Penn 100%
No words, no replies, he eats out of my hand
>>77046209
>You now remember how scared Tyron was of Rory
when does reebok deal with ufc expire?
>>77046225
>BJ Penn
What did he mean by this?
>>77046240
>Bisping is a tougher fight than Woodley
What kinda dummy unironically believes this?
>>77046263
People who can make it passed 2 rounds without gassing
>>77046300
Yeah Woodley showed how gassed he was when he went 10 rounds with Thompson you idiot lol
>>77046312
Clearly since he was tired enough to leave it to the judges twice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4KiqD29Awk
Did we already talk about Mauro demolishing Schaub's delusions of adequacy?
>>77046384
>he was tired enough to leave it to the judges
>Got the knockdowns in championship rounds
Lol dumb casuals will never learn
>t-t-this time
>>77046394
For sure Anthony Joshua is lucky I'm busy selling out bingo halls
>>77046340
this fag cant even win a fight, why is he famous
>>77044405
JoJo is going to headstomp this Goomba and Dana will lose her number.
I wonder if pretending to be Adan is a form of escapism
>>77046394
>Brings up awkwardness and angles again
Is he okay?
>>77046025
I miss when skating was still relevant
RIP 2000s
Hello sirs, what would you say are historically important organizations? Which had the best quality fights apart from the obvious ones?
>>77044405
How does Calvillo get her to the floor? She's never shot a takedown.
>>77046437
who is that guy on the left?
>>77046478
>>77046394
lol, what the fuck
>>77046478
is this the new meme pose
Literally how is it possible to be this short? Are "men" like this not fed properly as children?
>>77046394
He contradicts himself like 10 times
>>77046528
Similar question: What happened to all the big guys in the UFC? HW/LHW used to be their top draws with decently crowded divisions. Now the UFC is primarily 145-170ers.
>>77046528
Post your face
i'm the world's biggest moose fan and i'm pissed and sad. could have fought rockhold or whittaker or whoever next but instead now he's fighting nobodies. if he ever ends up back in the ufc he'll be like 35 already
>>77046528
>american top team
>can't reach the top shelf in the cupboard
>>77046340
why ruin his body/brain doing MMA when he can just take over selling The Total Gym 3000 on TV?
>>77046394
wtf is he actually trying to say? spreading your legs will make you harder to hit? if Conor stands like that he will be way more stationary, if that was such a good plan why doesn't oscar de la hoya or any boxer stand like that.
>>77046394
>For sure TJ gave Lomachenko a hard time in sparring my guy
>C-c-conor was just messing around against Van Heerden my man 100%
>>77046560
LOL
>>77046555
if "fight years" are real he's already 45
Mousasi knew he could never become champ. His current run was filled with bums and a fluke win over Weidman. No way he was beating Whittaker, Bisping, Romero, gastelum, or Rockhold. He would undoubtedly be making more as the UFC champ than anything Bellator could offer. Guess he just wanted the easy route like Rory. Bellator is the money move only if you can never get the UFC belt.
>>77046394
>Floyd has issues with his hands
What?
Like him or love him, you MUST respect the man.
>>77046394
Can he shut up about awkwardness and angles for one second? If Conor is going to win it's cause Floyd blows out his knee or something.
>>77046617
breaks his hands very often
>>77046394
Mauro is right about it, i think Mcgregor's plan is he thinks he can eat floyds shots and move in and clip him with 1 shot. Bucholz has to best take that he's gonna need to fight so dirty he's almost getting DQ'd by the 4th round
Show me even one thing he is wrong about here.
https://youtu.be/x4KiqD29Awk
https://youtu.be/x4KiqD29Awk
https://youtu.be/x4KiqD29Awk
I'll wait.
>>77046555
Gegard could be champ right now if he runs the table. Bisping is no threat and won't get past Whittaker, Whittaker and Rockhold are both competitive matchups for him. Fuck, he's on a five-fight win streak dammit, why did the UFC have to Jew him!?
>Conor is faster than Floyd
what?
>>77046631
h8rs literally cannot fathom success so they just h8 on it, even when its right in front of their stupid face!
>>77046394
>says it's gonna take Floyd 4-6 ROUNDS to figure out Conor's awkwardness
>For sure I'm not saying Conor will outclass him
CTE
>>77046694
it's*
>>77046555
It's been 50/50 on UFC stars finding success in Belator. Benson and Larkin have both taken Ls, but Rory and Mitrione have looked pretty good. It's hard to judge Bader yet after he and Phil reenacted that stinker from a couple years ago. Hopefully Moose is able to go on a tear and maybe get a better deal in the big show.
>>77046702
>>77046671
>jew him
>got $100,000 just for showing up to his last fight
>his "job" is to be a human cock fighter
>>77046724
>>77046740
Schaub has 3 million dollars AT LEAST and you eat mud cakes for breakfast
For sure CM Punk will outawkward Mickey Gall my guy
>>77046728
You can't look at the life of a prizefighter in the context of real world professions. Also, fighters don't take home nearly as much of that 100k as you think they do.
The pay-per-view price for the Floyd Mayweather Jr.-Conor McGregor super fight on Aug. 26 has been set: $89.95 plus $10 more for high definition
>>77046748
Schaub has CTE and your ''life'' is obsessing about a retired failed fighter on a Vietnamese clam diving board.
>>77046773
But you're the one with no friends irl lol
there are literally no elite MWs in bellator, and moose at LHW is not ideal moose. he fights worse and loses his advantages. whatever, he says he doesn't really care about the belt itself anyway so hopefully he can just win a bunch of fights and make a bunch of money before he retires
>>77046779
You have crippling autism and your already third world life is mostly encompassed about being jealous of success
>>77046756
People will buy that shit no matter the price. And then complain when it plays out like the last Mayweather circus.
>>77046785
>no you!!'
H8rs in shambles
Could you out wrestle her?
>>77046779
This webm encapsulates everything that's wrong with the heavyweight division.
>>77046795
>needing to projecting this hard
fuck marry kill ??
>>77046830
>no you!!!
Shambles
>>77046394
Brendan is the dumbest """"analyst"""" in the game.
>>77046839
for me it's jj, dern and the other one
dude fighter pay lmao who cares about people like nurse practitioners who went to college for 8 years and help cancer patients daily 10 hours a day for maybe $110,000/year LMAO
>PLEASE STOP TRAVIS, YOU CAN HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND IF YOU WANT JUST STOP
super awkward my man
>>77046856
Which one?
>>77046846
Spike TV and Scott Coker think otherwise. I value their opinion more than yours
Travis won the fight. Schaub won the war
>>77046862
both
>>77046872
Schaub would win the fight today too. Travis is a shell of himself since USADA
>>77046869
Mauro Ranallo has incredible patience to keep talking to that moron for more than 2 minutes
>>77046839
2,1,3
>>77046888
Trips confirm
SB
I want all the h8rs to post their income, their successful social lives, and their beautiful families
>>77046888
That punch doesn't look like it connected
>>77046915
I'm a UFC lightweight contender and i rape a former UFC heavyweights child
>Keys to victory for this boxing match?
For sure if I were in Conor's camp I'd recommend we still stick to the karate stance and angles my guy, just angles and a karate stance 100%
>>77046947
well he's faster my guy so it makes sense
>>77046934
Didnt expect anything less from you. I pity your horrific life that you engage in pedophilic simulation. Brendan emulates rising above the h8 and gliding into success youll never have
>>77044182
Paige for sure.
Needless to say, I'll be cheering for Bisping against Whittaker.
Also I hope Romero and Rockhold are put on that card to decide the next contender for the title.
>>77046839
fuck paige, marry the chink, kill the horseface
>>77046981
Ill cheer for a good fight
So when Schaub turns out to be the only analyst who completely nailed the May/Conor fight, will he achieve sports icon status? Will he get millions in deals for Showtime, ESPN, Bellator?
I like Schaub's strategy with promoting and analyzing this fight. If he turns out to be complete wrong, nobody will care, but if he turns out to be right, everyone will know he was the only one to call it how it went.
would heem fuck ronda?
>>77046992
Bisping vs Rockhold 3 needs to happen
>>77046996
It really is brilliant. Few understand this, especially the work shy, success-challenged h8rs
>>77046954
For sure the angles my guy, and the underhooks for sure what's Floyd gonna do when he's up close? That's right nothing
>>77046839
Fuck Karate Hottie
Marry Paige
Kill Joanna the rat who knew she wouldn't fight Valentina and went into the lobby to hit pads on instagram to give people false hope cause Dana told her to.
>>77046528
>that height
>that beard
Mike Brown is obviously a gnome, its only logical for him to be training goblin
>>77047020
>it's brilliant to contradict yourself everytime you get on a mic then not get heat for it cause everyone knows you're a brain damaged retard
really out awkwarding my brain right now dude
>>77046996
>he was the only one to call it how it went.
He's not the only one calling for Magiga to win, the betting lines have shifted massively for him cause the odds are "too good" to pass up. He doesn't even sound confident in a McGregor victory, cause he keeps covering his arse saying that Floyd wins by decision if it goes past round 6.
>>77046340
why so much bicep? yeah, you get some growth by proxy when training major muscle groups, but he is obviously a curlbro. that much shortening is gonna fuck with his punches.
>>77047045
Post your income, your face, your beautiful family and social life
Ill be waiting
>>77047002
Would I get to brag to Black Beass about that ?
>>77046981
>Romero and Rockhold are put on that card to decide the next contender for the title
i fear for yoel, since the beginning i have said rockhold is worse matchup for yoel eve more than whittaker
>>77047059
He's the only one talking about Conor's karate base being a problem for Floyd. He's talking about meme angles that will throw Floyd off. If he turns out to be correct and Floyd wins a close decision, Schaub will be hailed and given credit where it is due.
Anyone got some good Karate Hottie bunda pics? My folder is embarrassingly small.
>>77047065
brendan you're pathetic lol
>>77047080
He isnt
>>77047078
yes
When h8rs are challenged to validate their criticisms of Brendan, they crumble because they have to look at themselves
Pitiful
>>77047086
How is a karate stance gonna help in boxing? He has severe brain damage and I can't believe HBO let him come speak seriously as an analyst. Get someone who didn't get knocked out multiple times to analyze a boxing fight, not Brendan Schaub.
>>77047087
>>77047091
how so, luke can stay back and land some great bodykicks to slow yoel down, he's alot bigger than yoel too so it may be alot harder for romero to take him down
>>77047065
>Post your income, your face, your beautiful family and social life
lol where the actual fuck do you think you are where asking people to dox themselves over getting flamed is acceptable, how did you even find /heem/
>>77047027
Post vid
>>77047119
I'm not saying it will help in boxing, I'm just saying, if Schaub turns out to be right -and there is a small chance he is- then he will be hailed as the person who nailed the fight of a generation. It's a low risk high reward opinion to have.
Schaub: "It took Lomechnko four rounds to figure out TJ sparring my mans"
Ranallo: "I seen Conner sparring Van Heerden it wasn't that impressive"
Schaub:"That's fake man! It's not real! That doesn't count it's sparring"
>>77047142
>if Schaub turns out to be right
Except he's not making a bold prediction he's just marketing his dumb brand. Floyd can lose this fight if he gets injured early, but not by the dumb things he's saying about angles and a wide stance.
He's a literal moron if he believes any of that stuff and that Floyd will not know what to do when he's up close.
>>77047126
Lukes boxing is shit and he's chinny. At his best he's as good as Whittaker
>>77047120
>liu kang
>karate
>>77047175
>and he's chinny
This will never be true no matter how many times you say it. That steroid kick from Vitor would have put down a horse.
>>77047120
>>77047204
>>77047227
>>77047227
would, gender is just a construct anyway
>>77047204
Dropped by Jacare like 5 times off some pretty average counters. Maybe not chinny but he does leave his chin out way too much
>>77047232
You can very clearly see he's still coherent after the first blow and rushes to get back up, if he did what Anderson did and just pulled guard to recover he'd have been fine. His own vanity and pride cost him this fight, not his chin. He was fighting chin up hands low the entire fight with no respect at all for Bisping.
>>77047263
He fights hands low chin out all the time. He almost certainly got up because Bisping was about to cave his head into the canvas. It was an instinct
>>77044448
I bet 5 dollars on conor by dec and 20 just to win
>>77047290
i put 100 on conor to win by ko in the 3rd round
http://www.espn.com/boxing/story/_/id/19952963/floyd-mayweather-leans-conor-mcgregor-bout-tax-petition-asks-irs-temporary-reprieve
Floyd can't pay his taxes without the Mcgregor fight.
>>77047282
>He fights hands low chin out all the time
No he doesn't, he doesn't have the best defense but it was clear to anyone that he wasn't taking Bisping seriously.
Schaub bet Whittaker would beat Romero and that Holloway would beat Aldo
>>77047304
Floyd has all his wealth tied up in property, my guy.
>>77047305
>no he doesn't
You've literally never seen Rockhold fight then. Thats his style. Its a hybridized karate one. Literally an American kickboxing style. Him leaving his chin out is something he always does going forward and leading
>>77043783
gunny still my boy
>>77047307
So did most people, so what?
>>77047307
H8rs btfo again?!
>>77047343
Wrong and it just shows you h8rs saying Brendan know nothing are WRONG and pitiful
>>77047344
>>77047354
Why are you talking to yourself? Are you demented?
>>77047027
FOR SURE CONOR GETS A TKO VIA KNEE CHECKING MY GUY
100% IT'S LEGAL IN BOXING
>>77047335
I've seen a lot of Rockhold fights, and saying his chinny is dumb because like you said, he gets hit a lot but the 2 instances he's been KO'd were when he got caught completely clean. Not a single human being alive would have been able to survive that Vitor wheel kick, and I already explained the Bisping situation, if he didn't get up immediately he'd have been fine just like Silva was. Bisping doesn't have scary ground and pound to begin with.
>>77047360
You h8rs are desperate
Amazing how Woodley looks the same after USADA and {{{They}}} look so different.
>>77047360
I'm not talking to myself. Are you demented? Schaub has a lot fans, deal with it!
>>77047169
I honestly don't understand why he thinks Conor is even going to use a karate stance for the boxing fight
It's not how he spars and it's not how you bloody box
>>77047376
I literally never said anything otherwise about Vitor. I even said it might not be chinny but so much as leaving his chin out
>>77047396
He got KO'd way too many times.
>>77047401
>>77047401
You said Bisping was about to cave his head into the canvas when the reality is if he pulled guard he'd have been just fine and rid out the round.
>>77047406
I seriously think his a bit dumb, I remember him vehemently demanding that a ufc commentator should be commentating the match between Conrad and Floyd because the audience wouldn't know anything about Conrad.
>>77047425
It was an instinct. Obviously he was uncomfortable enough at that moment to not lay on his back
>>77047442
It was pride and he paid for it immediately.
>>77047433
Smarter than you h8r
Daily heeminder that luke rockhold has a reem tier chin
>>77047227
oh boi its really her
>>77047462
He has a normal chin, he just gets hit with giant shots
Mauro finna about to jump off a building listening to the sneaker expert talk about underhooks and awkward angles.
>>77047462
No he doesn't
>>77047462
Related and more important reminder
i sure hope mcgregor is practicing his karate and underhooks for this boxing match
>>77047462
His chin is fine he's just too cocky for defense
/ducote/
>>77047491
>bisping
>capable of giant shots
The kick from vitor probably deleted his chin senpai. And bisping deleted his career the man still hasnt shown any interest to fight again.
Still gets me how he brings up TJ-Lomachenko sparring but completely disregards Conor looking like hot garbage against a boxing journeyman.
>>77047518
Bisping has the most KOs in the UFC.
> the man still hasnt shown any interest to fight again
No fights for him to take.
>>77047531
u dont understand!!! it was at his home gym!!
>>77047503
Man screw that, it's his ground game he's got to worry about
Can you imagine him pulling guard?
The boxing world has NEVER seen anything like that. They would have no clue how to respond my guy. Floyd would be perplexed. The awkwardness would be too much and that's when Conor strikes
>>77047518
Last time Luke spoke about fighting he wanted to face
>a bellator fighter
>40 year old USADA'd Brazilian
>another 40 year old USADA'd Brazilian
>40 year old heavyweight Brazilian
And he has the gall to call Bisping out for making division a joke
>>77047536
>>77047535
Bisping has 1 true KO in the ufc thats luke. The rest are tkos from volume punching he isnt a big power puncher thats retarded lol. Theres plenty of fights for luke hes just too salty to take anything but a title shot which he doesnt deserve and nobody even wants to see. Deleted his own career
>>77047553
>>40 year old USADA'd Brazilian
Isn't that who Bisping fought to get a title shot?
When Conor outawkward and out-angles Floyd will the h8rs finally apologize?
>>77047566
He landed a jab then exited backwards in a straight line with his chin high and he got caught clean, that doesn't mean he's chinny you idiot lol
Who can stop him?
>>77047569
Yeah but he's just an average bloke, not a fucking samurai
>>77047591
>tfw Dillon chokes Daley, MVP, larkin, Rory, Lima, Gerard, Chael, Fedor in that order.
If you didn't NAIL Holloway-Aldo and Romero-Whittaker among MANY other fights like Schaub has, then youve no right to criticize him!!!
>>77047579
The absolute state of you rockhold fans. He got heemed by an off balance left hook from michael pillow fists bisping. His chin is schaub tier. So glad trtor deleted the cocky bastards chin for good. Jacare dropped him about 8 times too lol. Jacare the heavy handed striker
>>77047604
>Samurai
>Made irrelevant by the British
pottery
>>77047591
Jake " I'm totally not gay hahaha, 209 motherfucker wut" Shields apparently
>>77047620
I'm not a rockhold fan, but you idiots saying that he has a reem-tier chin are complete morons.
>Jacare dropped him about 8 times too lol.
2/10 but that's the best I can do
>>77046839
Mary Karate Hottie, Fuck Joana, Kill Paige
>>77047637
Did you not see his fight with Jacare? Everytime he lead with a punch he got dropped
>>77047618
>>77047618
Shob picked CM Punk over Gall,Cerrone over Masvidal, as well as Ronda over Nunes, Weidman over Rockhold, and many others I'm forgetting.
>rockhold isnt chinny
howling
CTE sneaker expert keeps referencing the out-awkwardness when TJ is still getting pieced up here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxbRy_PO0vU
>>77047647
Arlovski over Ngannou
>>77047653
Post your face, income, fingers, and beautiful family before you try to h8 again
>>77047653
Could TJ simulate Lomachenko's death ?
>>77047653
>Lomachenko
That's why, Lomachenko is already one of the best strikers to ever grace the face of this planet.
>>77047662
Do you think tyron blacked her?
>>77047660
TJ who is one of the best strikers in MMA looking like Bethe in there with an actual pro-boxer lol
>>77047669
Would still lose to Rigo
>>77047657
This too, also Hunt over Lesnar.
>>77047674
Doubt that, she's too much of a Christfag
>salthold isn't chinny
>>77047662
I wonder how many pairs of flip flops Faber owns
>>77047694
>Just the one webm
Lol idiot
>>77047713
u wot m8
roidshithole is trash you all owe me an apology
>>77047694
not a huge Bisbling fan but Cuckold's tears after that loss was solid gold
>>77047653
Uhmmm because you can clearly hear TJ breathing really hard he was already gassed here. And he still awkward' lomasenko a little bit.
Man is schaub ever wrong? HAte him oR love him you HAVE to respect hiM. H8ers btfo
>>77047733
>all around me are familiar faces
>>77047713
3 losses, 3 knockouts.
The damage that bisping fight did to him mentally isnt even repairable. If he ever fights again he will be heemed stiff. Watch him duck yoel now
>>77047694
>>77047725
I think Rockhold's chin is fine, not great but not as bad as people say. He got caught with a left hand he never saw from a fully grown man and got rocked - what's the big woop
>>77047753
wot
>>77047759
>>77047763
Hop off his nuts lol
>>77047740
Those zilches will never recover
rockhold has a glass chin i would fucking knock him out he is an awful boxer worse than jacarrhea and roidshithole dont respond
But the angles my guy the angles has he considered the long distance in MMA?
>>77047764
A full grown man who never had a real knockout before, a full grown man who couldnt even stop a geriatric hendo, couldnt knock out a fucking blind man in cung le...
>>77047780
Im not on anyones nuts lad. Just a daily heeminder that lukes as chinny as bigfoot silva. He just hardly fights so we barely get to enjoy it.
>>77047810
You're a moron if you think Luke is chinny just cause he got hit by a clean punch.
>>77047797
He has the most wins in UFC history, more than any fighter at 20. He is the greatest winner in the history of the UFC.
He has the highest amount of fights in the UFC at 27. He fights all the time, any place and any time, more than any other fighter.
He has the most wins in UFC middleweight history, more than Anderson Silva. He wins more than steroid users and cheaters.
He is in the top 4 for most knockouts in UFC history. Only two off the number one place. He is in a top 4 list which includes fighters such as Vitor, Anderson, Rumble and the Iceman. He is a deadly fighter.
He KO'd stiff, the lineal champion and also defended the belt. He is the undisputed champion.
He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.
He has the highest purse earnings total of any fighter in UFC history. This includes topping fighters such as Conor McGregor, Brock Lesnar and Ronda Rousey. He is the most valuable earner in UFC history.
He is not a drug user like other division greats such as Jones and Anderson.
He is an all natural, family man and the greatest fighter in UFC history.
>>77047796
I want you to write your analysis of Mayweather-McGregor and get even 50 people outside of heem to read it
>>77047777
Nice get
>>77047713
Rockhold got knocked the fuck out out by a light puncher and has been literally SEETHING on the couch for a year since. If his contract was up he'd be in Bellator already, but instead he's stuck in the kind of pissing match with the UFC that frequently leads to being fed to your worst possible matchup. Got nothing against the guy but he's probably done as a top-shelf fighter.
>>77047816
youre a fucking retarded nothing rockhold got dropped by jacarrhea forty times hes trash i would knock him out and you too you gunless cumstain
>>77047740
good to see the Schaubster is dusting off the old proxies. Haven't seen Netherlands flag in long time
>>77047816
>n-no your a moron
Sit the fuck down. Rockhold fans in shambles, i hope he goes to bellator and gets kod by manhoef for further embaressment.
>>77047823
He literally isn't chinny you moron 196er lol watch the sport more.
>>77047662
woodley is short!
joanna is ugly!
>>77047817
Absolutely beautiful. H8rs will be in shambles
>>77047819
For sure when TJ sparred Lomachenko he gave him a lot of trouble my guy, the MMA angles are a beast 100% ya see *stands up and spreads legs* this is how we fight in MMA and we can land from here, here, here
My opinion is that Luke has an average chin and this is exacerbated by his inability to protect it by leaving it out too much. Everyone happy?
>>77047835
Bisping is not a puncher. I've been around long enough to remember when people constantly made fun of him for being pillowfisted
>>77047817
Title defenses matter. Cuckold doesn't enough to be in the GOAT category
>>77047836
faber's chin looks like a butt!
>>77047851
Post your income, face, fingers, and family
>>77047817
>He rocked and dropped the most accomplished middleweight in history in Anderson Silva and defeated him soundly.
Reminder: If Anderson wasn't such a faggot showboater he would have ended him before the bell
>>77047227
>>77047869
He landed the knee basically at the buzzer
>>77047857
Lol how can you have been "long around enough" to not know that on any given day 200 lbs men can all knock each other out?
>>77047854
height cutting?
>>77047869
>>77047865
vagina
>>77047868
Well okay then
>>77047883
Youre 205er is showing
>>77047898
Luke isn't chinny and you're pretty much an idiot lmao.
>>77047897
Exactly what I thought h8r
>>77047887
All Andy needed to do was keep punching that bong head a few more times. Showed too much hespect.
>>77047905
Not an argument
>>77047884
Does Ngannou have the longest reach in the UFC?
What's Anthony Joshua gonna do when I'm up close? That's right nothing!
if you actually think rockhold isnt chinny i will fucking find you for being such a precum on humanity you worthless fuck
>>77047897
>LV shoes
>tight jeans
>open shirt
Is this how Americans dress in general or just the ones in the LGBT community?
>>77047854
Who wins a fight between the 2 men pictured?
>>77047893
Must be difficult to shave that thing
>>77047927
You call Schaub an idiot but he has more money now than you will ever accumulate
>>77047869
I can't even imagine the Bisbing butthurt if they gave that KO to Anderson
>>77047905
Luke is chinny. The fact that he became michael bispings first true knock out in a 10 year career is an absolute testament to that fact. Cuckhold dickriders just dont get it.
>>77047941
At least I don't have CTE and an illegitimate child, MY GUY!
>>77047930
just the gay ones
>>77047881
>>77047942
this >>77047915
If he landed just a couple shots instead of being a twit Herb would have called it before the bell
>>77047951
Letting yourself get KO'd with a clean shot isn't being chinny you moron lmao
>>77047954
Nope. Just crippling autism and no prospects anywhere in life.
>>77047777
the look on DC's face is priceless
"you fucking dumb motherfucker look what you've done"
>>77047958
Are you still aping Adan? How sad dude. I leave for 2 hours and youre still going at it. Damn
>>77047958
Implying he "let" himself get kod? His little baby chin crumbled from an offbalance left hook from a notorious light puncher.
>>77047941
those items are mutually exclusive. If intelligence was directly correlated to wealth then Amy Schumer is 6-8 times as intelligent as Schaub
The wide legs will be the difference 100%
>>77047930
Any man in his mid 30s who dresses like that is a fag.
Actor, comedian, podcaster, analyst, fighter
What more can you ask for?
>>77047978
Fine by me. You must be in the single digit IQ!
>>77047977
> offbalance left hook from a notorious light puncher.
Are you dumb dude?
>>77047965
I love the pat he gives Bisping when he enters the cage
>>77047986
an active fighter, he hasn't fought in years
For sure believe me when I say Conor will break the space time continuum with new angles we've all never seen before.
>>77048007
she's polish and "australian" right? she's too cute to just be english
>>77048007
lol holy shit, never noticed that before
>>77048000
Nice argument retard. Prove me wrong? Bisping hasnt a single ko in his 10 year ufc career besides luke. Hes a light volume puncher and who gets tkos. If you watch the webm his left foot isnt even planted when he throws the hook, completely off balance. Go back to r/mma casual.
If youre smarter than Schaub, then where is your success? Thats right! You have none!!
>>77047995
but how does Schaubs income reflect your life?
>>77048031
Daughter or wife ?
>>77048030
>neanderthal
>>77047986
was a pretty mediocre fighter, rarely has any good analysis, can't come up with a funny comedy routine. what has he acted in? the only thing he is good at out of all of those is the podcaster
should i realistically fotoshop a dick on that ronda nude?
>>77048054
daughter
>>77048037
Truly successful people rarely brag about their success.
Word has it that dana white is a MONSTER at the blackjack table. Literally top 10-15 in the world.
>>77048033
It wasn't an off-balance left hook you idiot, it was a perfect clean left hook that landed flush. What you're saying is beyond dumb because anyone can get KO'd with the perfect shot, how stupid are you exactly?
>>77048064
Daughter would be 1/4th Polish, 1/4th Irish and 1/2nd Australian, whatever that entails
>>77048093
Your an absolute idiot friend. I just gave good reasoning as to why it was off balance and all you can say is it wasnt off balance providing no reasoning at all your opinion is worthless casual.
>>77048066
Then dont brag. Simply prove youre more successful than Brendan
>>77048094
do. it. for. her.
>>77048037
I have 3 papers published. that's sort of successful and Schaub can't ever have
I bet he can barely string 3 or more sentences together on paper
>>77047817
Out of the paragraphs you wrote only two actually matter to what i said. He indeed knocked out stiff the lineal champ. This is the point of contention. Youre insinuating that since rockhold was the champ he must have had a good chin. Otherwise i dont get the logic. In fact it doesnt make sense either way, just because youre the champ doenst mean you have a good chin. The other is that he dropped anderson. He dropped anderson, while weidman hit him with the same punch and knocked out a younger, more confident anderson. The knockdown seemed to be from timing and surprise rather than power, at least to me. Yet it still doesnt really matter either way, regardless of whether bisping hits hard or not. If you get dropped and badly hurt from the first punch thrown, and are unable to recover and subsequently get heemed you cant be said to have a good chin. Not even an average one.
>>77048124
>If you watch the webm his left foot isnt even planted when he throws the hook, completely off balance
>Tfw you discuss MMA with morons like this
>>77048144
I dont see proof. I see a jealous h8r that doesn't have 3 MILLION MINUMUM and a world famous podcast, lethal fighting abilities, beautiful family, many great friends, and clean fingers
I want all h8rs right this instant to photograph their fingers and post it here
>>77048151
Dude, it's a troll pasta, don't read much into it
>>77048131
Brendan is successful financially and I am happy for him
It is you that I am interested in. You spend a considerable amount of time celebrating the success of another man. Are you his agent?
imagine being the sorry cumstain that thinks rockhold isnt chinny
howling
>>77048175
Fuck
Sorry Bellator, you're under federal investigation.
>>77048195
I can't imagine being the loser who makes posts like yours thinking they're funny, some serious brain damage happened to you when you were young
>>77048163
Stay seething idiot. Plain to see in the webm his left foot is a mile off the ground when the punch lands some idiots just can never admit when they're wrong i guess
This entire thread has been eaten up by Schaub posting. The whole thing.
>>77048206
Hendo looks sharp post retirement
>>77048209
>mfw not op but thought it was funny
>>77048216
You literally don't know anything about combat sports, you don't even know what a counter-punch is why do you even watch? Just go watch WWE cause it's easier for kids like you to understand
>>77048168
I'm 24 and he's 34 I still got 10 years to try and do stuff. I'll have my doctorate and a position at a university and he'll be wondering what to do with the rest of his life once his podcast isn't popular anymore and Joe doesn't spoonfeed him publicity
>>77048209
you probably thought that was witty because you're stupid enough to think rockhold isnt chinny dont reply
>>77048239
I still see no proof h8r. I see a man that will never emulate an ounce of Brendan's success and has to spread his insecurities on 4chan to compensate!
>>77048236
You literally know nothing about how punching power is generated and your foot leaving the ground takes it all away . Stay mad your boy has zero chin and got his career deleted by fucking bisping lmao. Its been over a year time to let it go
>>77048216
Have you ever thrown a left hook before? Your left foot must be planted before the punch lands, not during or after. Power is transferred through the body through the feet, if throwing straight right you shift your weight from your right foot to the left, at the moment of impact your weight should be in the middle of the process of going right foot to left foot. If you ever see technically versed yet highly aggressive boxers, say ezzard charles or a young tyson they often push off the ground with their left foot when they land a left hook.
>>77048247
You're the obese idiot who is here all day threatening to track people down with your toy guns giggling to obese yourself as you chug down the 5th bag of cheetos in an hour
>>77048229
report the blatant advertising pics with the comedy tour dates and the podcast. There is one mod who gets it and maybe he's here today. My sympathy either way, Anon. Heem used to be comfy.
>>77048282
oh so you're the dork who got my "manchester bombing" file deleted last week, christ go post on bloodyelbow.
>>77048276
When the punch landed his foot was still in mid air. You're telling me things i already know
>>77048274
How is it that the biggest morons are always so confident in what they're saying? You have no idea what you're talking about yet you're so confident in yourself, I don't believe it. Just cause his left foot left the floor doesn't mean it was off-balance, this is even worse than having to explain to that brit idiot who calls this is a straight punch
>>77048273
You're constantly asking for proof, but you haven't even proven you're a fan of Brendan Schaub.
>>77048302
How is it that only the saltiest people aka rockhold fans can never admit when they're wrong when proper evidence was used to support my argument its absolutely hilarious.
i called out dr wyman for saying rockhold has good boxing before the bisping fight you can check the archives
not even the one who has been talking about it in this thread either lol
>>77048315
Explain to me exactly how he looks off-balance here you demented loser
>>77048296
yes, and youre saying that because the foot was in the air bisping didnt throw and land a good shot. Having the left foot in the air only ensures that all the weight will shift to the right foot. It looks wonky but its the same principle as driving your right foot off the ground when throwing a straight right (and possibly shifting to southpaw a la too many ufc fighters). The adage of planted feet = maximum power is true in certain cases but there are exceptions.
>>77048282
It'll be comfy again, it can't last forever.
>Oh for sure Conor warps time with his stance and punches Floyd in the dressing room
>>77048338
>>77048282
it's always comfy when you just ignore the posts you don't care about, lol it's really easy to do maybe you just need to practice? i can't believe you get so mad you need to report people over a picture and text and i swear to god i don't spam schaub
Mousasi said he hates women's MMA and it's a joke. lmao
He's done.
>>77048351
i've been posting on /b/ for a dozen years though so i guess that is a lot of practice ignoring heh
>>77048310
So you have no proof? Beat it h8r
I can't stop laughing at Schaub's incoherent, rambling argument in favour of Goober. I'm only 5 minutes in please tell me he doesn't keep this up I can't fucking breathe.
what is this expression supposed to convey
>>77048282
Those pictures are of tours that have happened. You are a pitiful h8r and probably try to bait Spain too
For sure how is he gonna deal with the pressure, if I was Conor I'd keep the karate style for the boxing match, show-boating will score him points in the judges cards 100%
>>77048302
I never called it a straight punch you absolute retard. How can you say all that and then not even know what we're talking about?
>"I trust you. I respect your opinion."
Mauro is an excellent liar.
>>77048351
Actually it was Coral Springs that reported me just yesterday. Thankfully the mods are too smart for that anymore. I'll bet there are 100 Schaub-related posts in this thread.
>>77048310
I'm not a hater, I'm a fan. You need to prove you're a fan.
>>77048066
This retard did a 5-year study of truly successful people and how much they brag. The work was sponsored by a grant from CHUBB corporatoin.
But seriously, day faggot.
>>77046394
You're in trouble when Mauro has to put you straight.