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one day man
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Leafs atleast have a 2x Stan Lee champ on their payroll.
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>>77041728
He could have easily commanded 3.5-4 for a short term deal unless there is something we don't know about his many injuries.
No matter how rich you are, you don't leave 3 mils to the table. His knee must be pretty bad.
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>>77041730
and that day was in the 1966-67 season
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1nd
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>>77041827
>34 year old finn who averages 50pts/82games and has never won a stan lee
>getting more than 2mil

Sure, 1million is a steal but hes a 3rd liner at best
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*blocks your path
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>>77041908
bille behind?
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>>77041921
Clearly says Billebei No
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>>77041827
Draisaitl is going to make 7-8M there's simply no room for Jussi at a larger cap hit.
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>>77041935
Beliebe No
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>>77041921
Billy beano
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>>77041902
How many 50pts 3rd liners do you think the current league has?
He is a solid 2nd liner with some pretty special skills like winning face offs, leadership, great defensive game and versatility. That's a great utility player, not a basement salary player.
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>>77041972
Jokinen - RNH - Puljujärvi is a solid third line
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Im running out of my NHL money that I scammed so buy my merch

t. bille beino
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>>77041944
I'm honestly guessing he must be completely shot. Why would the Panthers buy him out if this wasn't the case. Chiarelli simply hired him to look after Pulju, like he did with Barkov in Florida.
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>>77041707
>your championship season will never get a commemorative Pez dispenser
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>>77042012
He can kill penalties and is better than Pouliot so it's an upgrade even if he is Pulju babby sitter.

Iiro Pakarinen and Jere Salainen were splitting that duty last season.
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>>77042000
he's still getting paid millions per year.
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>tfw wongs

what went so wrong bros
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>>77041972
He really wanted to mentor Pulju.
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>>77042127
To much Loyalty to old yuro men. Didnt give their prospects enough experience. Theyll recover in a few years
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>>77042127
introduction of the salary cap
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>>77042240
>11 years after the salary cap was introduced

lol
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>>77042268
based
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>>77042279
if it hadnt been ratified the wongs streak would still be alive
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>>77042308
What? How does a cap from 11 seasons ago effect their streak? The only reason they had the streak was good scouting, which has gone to shit
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>>77042395
you dont need scouting when you can afford to pay for an all star team
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>>77042420
>implying anyone but russians want to play in Detroit

Next youre gonna say the salary cap ruined Buffalo too
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>>77042268
wtf I love oilers now
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>/hoc/ threads in July
>No clip art yet


Why?
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>>77042687
Geno is literally better than Ovechkin.

He has 200 fewer points, but has also played 200 fewer games.

He has a Conn Smythe and three cups. Ovechkin doesn't have a single cup.

Yup.
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>>77042773
He is. Ovechkin doesn't score goals like this. He just sits at the top of the circle and waits for one-timers.
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>>77042773
Also Malkin is the one carrying his team.
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>>77042821
from the penalty box?
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>>77042816
Fuckin love Malkin. Such an entertaining player.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EHcSdZdcLU

Check out this video.
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>>77042821
What?
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>>77042903
>that crosby dirty sanchez
every time
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>>77042687
Goddamn, Geno
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>>77042816
I'm an Oilers fan, and I wasn't even mad at this goal. What a steal, what a fucking shot. IIRC, this didn't win goal of the year, and it fucking should've.
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>>77042816
>t. hockey fan since 2016

Are you fucking kidding me?
Go look what Ovi did ALONE in his first few seasons.
He was fucking unstopable with no help from his linemates.
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>still waiting on SEA to get their shit together for Team 32
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>>77043035
>R E G R E S S I O N
E
>G
R
>E
S
>S
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>O
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>>77043035
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Is he Cell key material?
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>mfw Jagr is still trying to milk a contract trough twitter.

Call it a career old man. Everyone saw your diminished skills are simply dragging people down.
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>>77043169
>xheattle
You mean O M A H A
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>>77043212
>muh veteran leadership
someone will fall for this meme definitely
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>>77043035
I remember those days. That was back when Crosby vs. Ovi was still a rivalry and people wouldn't think you were crazy for saying Ovi.

But zero Stanley Cups...come on. I know it's a team sport and all, but he has had a stacked team since 2010.
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>>77043183
>muh gol charts

Holy shit what a fucking faggot.
Ovi was better than anyone not named Gretzky for his first few seasons.
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>>77042268
You owe everything to me and my countrymen
Thank me
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>>77043212
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>>77043251
He has not had a stacked team compared to Penguins and has always been good in the playoffs prior to the latest where he played injured.
People would have called you insane if you thought Crosby was anywhere near prime Ovi.
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>>77043294
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>>77043294
Pls no. I don't want to see any other Finn strapped with that boat anchor.
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>>77043212

>Diminished skills

Go look at his stats the last 3 seasons faggot. He's still one of the best in the league.
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>>77043326
2016 and 2009 were stacked teams
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Jagr= barkov babby
McGaykid= puljubabby
Scheifele =lainebabby

I could go on forever
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>>77043035
>le stand near the faceoff circle and ring out slapshots man
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>>77043252
Then why can't he make it past the second round of the playoffs?
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>>77043381
True. Mcmeme scored ONLY 48 points without pulju and 100 with pulju. Really makes you think doesn't it?
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>>77043371
Go look at his stats without Barkov.
He is a fucking dinosaur and has no business being in any top6.
Simple eye test says, he is slow as fuck, can't score on open spots and sucks allround.
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>>77043326
Yeah well now that we can take longevity and accomplishments into consideration, it's not crazy to consider Malkin the better player.
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>>77043381
do the canucks then
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>>77043433
winning a cup is a team victory
ove still has more individual hardware
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>>77043294
I thought I read somewhere that the Oil have no interest in Jagr. They said he likes to slow the game down, and they don't want that.
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Gretzky the Kurri babby
Laine the Pulju babby
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>>77043440
No good Finn week lower themselves to playing in Vancouver.
Juolevi a bust
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>>77043326
>People would have called you insane if you thought Crosby was anywhere near prime Ovi.
That's not true. The hype surrounding Crosby coming into the NHL and within his first couple years of being in the NHL was equal to, if not greater than that surrounding Ovechkin.

I assume when you say prime Ovi, you mean his first five years of the league. In those years, he put up 106, 92, 112, 110 and 109 points.

In Crosby's first five years, he put up 102, 120, 72 (only played 53 games), 103 and 109 points. During this time, he made it two Stanley Cups and one won. Prime Crosby was better.
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>>77043462
Yes but when it matters...
>Ovi - 0.93 playoff PPG
>Geno - 1.05 playoff PPG
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>>77043536
i thought u guys liked granlund
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>>77043540
*won one

oops
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>>77043540
>Prime Crosby was better.

Hockey experts and cold metal trophies disagree.
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>>77043562
We like cock-mike, his brother is dull andlow meme potential.
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>>77043546
the .013 difference totally makes or breaks the cup run.
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>Zucker is a Granlundbabby
>flams haven't won at Honda center since miikka played for them
rmyt
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>>77043595
Can you point me to articles and arguments by these "hockey experts?"
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>>77043601
Cock-Mike Hell yeah! He has a brother?
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>>77043660
The Hart and Lindsay voters.
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>>77043326
>He has not had a stacked team compared to Penguins
Crosby put up 100+ points playing primarily on a line with Colby Armstrong and Ziggy Palffy.
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>>77043529
>when he unfolds himself from his autismobile
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>>77043595
>>77043690

>hockey experts

Gretzky and Lemieux have literally called Crosby the best player in the world right now. Not sure what they know about the sport though.
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>>77043595
I recall many articles saying that Ovi was the more electrifying and exciting player, but Crosby (being a playmaking centre instead of a sniper winger) is who you would build a champion around. Three cups say they were correct.
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>>77043690
Fair. Perhaps Ovechkin, for a short period of time was better than Crosby.

Now if we're talking about their whole careers, surely you don't think Ovechkin is better?
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>>77043692
Ovi put up 100+ points playing with Tom fucking Poti and I don't even remember who.
What's your point?
We all know Crosby is better now but Ovi was better early in their careers.
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>>77043725
Lemieux literally owns Crosby and Gretzky would call you the GOAT if you asked. Just admit your defeat and move on. It's fine.
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>>77043725

Yeah. Kind of like how the Academy handing out the Oscar for Best Picture is literally irrelevant.
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>>77043725
>Gretzky and Lemieux have literally called Crosby the best player in the world right now.

That doesn't mean that they know more than experts. Gretzky was horrible coach and I don't even know who this Lemieux guy is lmao.
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>>77043759
>surely you don't think Ovechkin is better?

Ofcourse not. We've seen how things unfolded.
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>>77043762
My dad took me to one of my first live NHL games during Poti's rookie year in Edmonton. We had first row seats, and he got absolutely pasted from behind right in front of us, and left a big smear of saliva down the glass.

Good times.
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>>77043762
>What's your point?
The point is what I quoted you on in that comment, dumb finn.
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POWER RANKING CENTERS

1. Sidney Crysby
2. Patricia Bergeron
3. Evgeni Malkin
4. Connor McSecondary
5. Mark Scheiffle
6. John Tavares
7. Johnathan Toews
8. Nicholas Backstrom
9. Claude Giroux
10. Ryan Kesler

POWER GAP
99999999999999999. Auston Matthews
100000000000000000. Jack Eichel

You cannot dispute this.
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>>77043790
>>77043806
Let's rephrase this. Ovechkin had a better peak. Crosby has had a better prime. Crosby's whole career has basically been his prime. In that regard, he's probably the second or third greatest of all time. But that sounds like semantics. Whatever, don't know why I'm typing. Have a nice day.
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>>77043839
>no barkov
What's up casual
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>>77043839
Eichel and Matthews are better then toews and Kessler.. and this is undisputable
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>>77043839
Top 3 should be Crosby, Malkin, McDavid. Bergeron is ok, but he doesn't put up points like McDavid, and McDavid was like top 4 in takeaways last year.
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>>77043817
Are you saying Crosby at anytime in his career had worse linemates than prime Ovi?
If that's the case, I can inform you that you're dead wrong.
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>>77043419

>Eye test
>Ever
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>>77043883
Not even the best Russian center.
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>>77043901
maybe if mcgaykid could perform in the circles like bergeron the oilers would be a real contender
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>>77043953
Crosby himself sucked at faceoffs his first couple years, IIRC. It's an experience thing. Also, the Penguins were a bottom 5 team in faceoffs last year and won the Cup.
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>>77043953
>>77044021

there is no correlation between FO% and winning hockey games
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>>77044021
i wasnt comparing him to crosby though or anything from pittsburgh
but since u insist on jerking off that faggot some more crosby's worst reg season fo% was 45.5% mcgaykid is worse than that
>>77044062
statements like that make me realize why germoney has never won shit internationally
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POWER RANKING DMEN

1. Mark Edward Vlasich
2. Shea Weber
3. Erik Karlson
4. Victor Hedman
5. Alex Pietrangelo
6. Roman Josi
7. Kris Letang
8. Dustin Bufflin
9. Mark Giordano
10. Black Mememan

POWERGAP
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999. Duncan Keith

TEN LEAGUES OF DUNG
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999123. Brent 'Rustic' Seabrook

The Depths of Hell
∞ Drew Doughty
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>>77044062
I think there's a slight correlation, but not as much as people think. If you win the draw on the PP, you basically give your team an extra 20-30 seconds of puck possession, which should theoretically increase the number of PP goals scored throughout the year.
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>>77044110
>ignore McDavid's obviously tremendous skill set because he isn't good at faceoffs after playing a season and a half
Stop being a dumbass. Plus, Draisaitl is pretty good on the draw, plays on his wing, and takes most of the faceoffs anyway.
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What's up fags
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>>77044155
>that realisation when the final solution is the centre and mcsecondary is the winger
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>>77044155
>Draisaitl is pretty good on the draw
til that sub-50% on the draw is "pretty good" by coilers standards
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>>77044186
They switch off, depending on who they're matched against.
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>>77044113
Dumb post
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>>77044021
Most rookie C's suck at faceoffs. Crosby is still no expert and Barkov is pretty bad, which is funny considering how he owns all other defensive stats
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>>77044110
yeah it's not that we don't have a talent pool because no one plays the sport because no one gives a shit

>>77044115
it's kind of counterintuitive, really. you'd think that faceoffs lead to possession which leads to scoing chances which leads to win, but I don't think there's data to support it. I'll dig in on the PP numbers when I have time

I think it just evens out-good PP teams will win regardless of winning faceoffs and bad PP teams won't convert on that additional time enough to impact PP stats in a significant way
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>>77044234
>anon can't refute my points
>uses ad hominem

Typically /sp/ poster
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>>77044215
I didn't say he was a worldbeater at faceoffs, I said he was "pretty good", and he was at 49% last year as a young player with under 200 games played.

Also, don't ignore my other post. The Penguins were a bottom 5 team in faceoffs % last year, and they've won back to back cups. If McDavid not being good at faceoffs is your only criticism, I'm gonna go ahead and disregard your shit opinions.
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>>77044243
it's weird how Barkov wasn't better on dot last season. He's big, strong and has great hands.
I wonder how long it took Mikko Koivu to become one of the best face-off centers?
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>no Ristolainen
What's up casual
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>>77042687
Based
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>>77044265
Claiming Doughty is the worst dman in the league is kind of a non-starter
Sorry your mom drank while she was pregnant
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>>77044439
Can't wait for Syria to be on this list soon
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>>77044439
>other
Why not just list it as sweden/finland and then have a tiny microscopic other section
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>>77044321
>the Penguins were a bottom 5 team in faceoffs % last year, and they've won back to back cups.
>using regular season stats to explain a post season success
you are a gigantic faggot
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>>77044439
It's not really that surprising. Buttjew's whole shtick is to grow the game in the States, it only follows that more Americans would begin playing hockey.
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>>77044501
OK, fair enough. But if faceoffs are that important, why didn't Minnesota win the cup two years ago, since they were a whole 7% better than Pitt?

You're a butthurt fuckboy with hate blinders on for McDavid if you don't see that he is easily a top 3 centre in the league. His speed makes up for a lot of his "deficiencies" on the dot.
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>>77044565
>why didn't Minnesota win the cup two years ago, since they were a whole 7% better than Pitt?
cause the mild are a shitty fucking team
id rather win the draw and put the puck in the net than watch my top 3 centre madly chase after the puck like a retard
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Has Olli Maatta been traded yet?
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>>77044439
Imagine how GOAT we would be if our best athletes played hockey lmao.
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@77044608
>being athletic makes you a good hockey player
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>>77044439
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"we run dis league now boiiii, give me ya gf, you won't be needin it"
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>>77044698
Eat shit and die
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>>77044630
Um it does make a difference
Imagine if we had tom brady instead of fatass phil kessel
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>>77044601
Every centre has to chase the puck off the draw about 50% of the time, dumbass. Stop acting like a 51% win rate means you constantly have the puck.
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>>77044630
Kessel would be GOAT if he had even an ounce of athleticism
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>>77044737
except deadmonton is sitting at 44% retardbro, and poor mcgaykid only wins the circle 35% of the time
big difference when u chase 50% and 65% of the time lmao
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>>77044439
Diversity is our strength go maple leafs go
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>>77044718
Brady's even more scared to get hit than Kessel. That's not a good example.
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>>77044771
>wins the Art Ross with a 35% in the circle
Guess that means he's really gonna assrape whatever shit centres >your team employs when he brings that number up to ~50%.
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>>77044816
>the art ross is a awarded as a post-season trophy
you just keep digging deeper retardbro
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>>77044789
this, we need more diversity

not just nationality wise, but ethnicity wise

we need more blacks and Asians
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>>77044848
can I come?
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>>77044601
The mild relied on fucking dubnyk and didn't trust kuemper, who is the better goalie.
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>>77044848
Hello trudeau
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>>77044833
Literally what
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>tfw deepest centre depth in the league in McDavid, Draisaitl, RNH, Letestu
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>>77045095
a team with 5GP vs 25GP will end with stats skewed
>>77045196
you seem to have zero understanding of the relationship between the regular and post season
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>>77043252
>Ovechkin
>ever better than Crosby

Lol
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>>77045450
Uh yes
Remind me who got to 1000 first?
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>>77043326
>never had stacked teams like Crosby

Crosby has literally zero Presidents cups.
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>>77045252
Dubnyk blows ass once yeo left. The wild are LUCKY that the knights didn't take dumba, or worse they would be in the bottom of the central. Grandlund and coyle are good, but the team is a mess at times. It has no direction at all, and the team also can't help but falter now because their new coach chokes in the playoffs even more.
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>>77045473
Crosby lol

>muh getting there on an earlier date

Fuck off. It took Ovie like 100 games more lol
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>>77045252
I'm really fucking tired of this argument. So you continue thinking Bergeron is a better player than McDavid because he has a higher FO%, and I'll continue ignoring your dumb shit opinions.
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>>77045619
>So you continue thinking Bergeron is a better player than McDavid because he has a higher FO%
ill continue thinking bergeron is a better players because he has more hardware, more post season success and a cup

his better fo% was just icing on the cake, meanwhile you have proven that you cant even discern between the regular and postseason, no surprise coming from a coiler fan lol
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>>77045682
Youre retarded. Bergeron made the playoffs once in his first 5 seasons. He had to be carried to a cup by Thomas.

Hes a good 2 way forward but saying hes better than McDavid because he got a cup in his 10th season is hilarious
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McSmokescock hasn't ever fucking gotten within 10 goals of a 40 goal season.
Oil niggers need to kill themselves, fucking attention whore losers.
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>>77045763
>Youre retarded
lmao coming from you idk how to take it as an insult
mcsecondary will never win a cup and a decade from now you'll be apologizing
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>>77045682
Alright, let's check back in ~750 games, when McDavid has played as many as Bergeron. Then we'll compare hardware and stat lines.

>Bergeron
>900 GP
>1 cup, 4 Selkes and 1 King Clancy

>McDavid
>130 GP
>1 Art Ross, 1 Ted Lindsay, 1 Hart
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>>77045780
He got 30 last year. You bad at math?
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>>77045878
sure we can compare then
for now mcdavid is not a top 3 centre in the league
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>>77045893
Holy shit, only a few more and he'll be tied with Patrick Eaves
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>>77045915
Neither is Bergeron lol
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>>77045915
>this faggot would rather have Bergeron than McDavid
I'm running out of ways to call you a dumb fuck. You really are from Boston, aren't you boy?
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>>77045942
i never suggested he was, i just said hes better than mcdavid
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>>77045962
you are running out of ways to do it because you have the brain power of a slug
stop embarrassing yourself
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>Oilniggers have this little going on in their lives at peak day on a Monday morning
What a sad community
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>>77045997
>gets McDavids
BTFO

>>77045965
Now I know you're baiting.

>>77046005
>he doesn't get paid to shitpost on company time
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>/hoc/ now argueing over Bergeron and Mcdavid and putting them in the same league.


Damn
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>>77045962
He's probably a Calgary cuck.
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>>77045965
Bergeron had less points than McDavid had assists last year. And his team got BTFO by Ottawa.
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>>77046005
Fuck of sunbelter
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>>77046156
>Bergeron had less points than McDavid had assists last year.
thanks bettman
>And his team got BTFO by Ottawa.
meanwhile coilers were fucking crushed by a bird lmao
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>>77046193
a bird won stan lee lol

You literally are retarded
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>>77046193
>first time in the playoffs in 10 years
>one game away from the WCF
I'll take it.
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>>77046239
That as well. Same shit happened to the islanders where they beat the panthers (In a dramatic way) and get curbstomped by the Lightning because they don't know how to stop boyle and kucherov. I still was happy that they made it to the second round.
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>>77046239
>praising mediocrity has become standard in a city whose nickname is literally the "City of Champions"
cant make this shit up
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>Johannes Ai vittu signed with Edmonton Oilers.
Based Pulju-factor bringing in all the free agents
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>>77046327
You're really reaching now. Where did >your team finish then, faglord?
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>>77043358
????
seriously nibba?
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>>77046369
reaching for what?
you are giving the team praise for a 2nd round ousting
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>>77046327
Oilers had a great season honestly. The refs jobbed them of a game 5 win, and especially in other cases. They'll be good for next season, even without deharnais
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>>77046193
>A fucking queef thinks he knows about hockey
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>>77046415
>1980
>they called it a "miracle"
my country runs this shit burger
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>>77046391
You're being a willfully dense fucktard by not acknowledging that a team with a combined like 200 games of playoff experience (over half of that being Lucic alone) came within one game of making it past two veteran playoff teams.

Now answer the question. Who do you cheer for?
>>
finlan invented hokkei
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>citing HFBoards to back up your garbage opinion article
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>>77046453
so much for that edmonton winning mentality
lmao
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>>77046436
Your country does run a shit-burger. It's called your country.
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>>77046501
>teams should go from a decade out of the playoffs to winning the cup in a single season
>scared to say what team he supports
Get your life together, lad.
>>
Vegas currently has the Oilers with the 2nd best odds to win the Cup next year after the Penguins. Just saying.
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>>77046499
Espn does suck but that isnt an opinion article. The capitals and rangers title window are indeed closing
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>rags
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>>77046472
Finland invented civilization
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>>77046548
Rangers window is just opening. get used to it lmao
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>>77046625
see
>>77046553
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Did they?
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>>77046523
>his shitty team makes the post season for the first time in a decade
>thinks the rest of the league should celebrate with him
sorry you're so delusional about >your """""success""""""
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>>77046625
>Lundpads is 35
>their backup is Ondrej Pavshit.

Kek
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>>77046678
Nice strawman. Still waiting on your team, pussy.
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>>77046678
>He supports the Flames
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>>77046708
better hold your breath. its not like you're using those brain cells anyways
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>>77046690
>next starter already ready to take over
try again
>>
Unarguable top 10 Centers in the league
1. Crosby
2. McDavid
3. Malkin
4. Tavares
5. Bergeron
6. Toews
7. Getzlaf
8. Backstrom
9. Granlund
10. Eichel
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>>77046625

>rags
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>>77046744
>best prospect is Igor Shestyorkin

J U S T
U
S
T

Literally gonna hsve to trade the farm for 5 year window or go through a rebuild in the next 5.
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>>77046690

Has there ever been a more wasted career than Lundpads'?
>>
>>77046766
t. "city of mediocrity" fangay
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>>77046806
Pongs fan desu

Literally the opposite.
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>>77046743
Lel, thought so.
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>>77046821
who tells lies on the internet
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>>77046766
retard granlund is ass and also a winger
barkov much better
u really dumb
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>>77046766
>unarguable centers
>has a winger on the list
hmm
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>today is July 10 of the year 2017
>Markov is still a free agent

#fireBergevin
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>>77046928
you kinda forgot that markov is still being a bitch
>>
>>77046784
do we really have to go through the whole the-rangers-will-be-fine thing again?
>future in goal is set
>D-core is 28 years old and locked up (McD, Shattenkirk, Smith)
>young Dmen coming up (Skjei was close to elite in the 2nd half of the season (23), de Angelo might work out (21) and if not, there are still Day, Graves, Bereglazov and Pionk for the last roster spot
>top9 core is in its prime or entering it (Miller, Hayes, Kreider, Zibanejad, Vesey, Buchnevich)
>Chytil and Andersson are guaranteed studs

deal_with_it.gif
>>
>>77046991

Does he look like a bitch in this picture? He loves Montreal and wants to play here until he retires and Bergainbin is a low balling greedy jew fuck cause the Habs are still $9M under the cap so it's not like they can't afford him
>>
>>77047038
tell me about >our future in goal
>>
>>77047062
if he really loved the Habs organization he'd go for lower
he's just looking to make the most money
not my kinda lad desu
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>>77047072
He thinks the Russian will ever leave KHL for >rags
he wont
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>>77047072
Igor Shestyorkin
born 30.12.1995
drafted 118th overall 2014
plays for a stacked team, admittably. won the russian league as a rookie with record breaking individual stats and made first all star team. 93,7% in the regular season with 1,64 GAA
under contract for 2 more years, so he could come over when he's 23.

and if not, there are still Huska and Wall. both looked good in their freshman seasons
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>>77047090

Why would he accept anything less than $5M? He's still a lot better than Alzner who was just given $4.5M per year for 5 (FIVE) years
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>>77047146
oooh, sounds nice
I'm still disappointed we let Raanta walk though
>>
>>77046625
Delusional when you lose Stephan and replace with deharnais
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>>77047183
no point in keeping a backup for another year when there's someone who wants him bad

but yeah always felt comfortable when he was in net.. except for that meme game against the islels
>>
>>77047207
Step was overpayed though
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>>77047207
Desharnais replaces Lindberg. the Stepan money brought in Shattenkirk. the rangers top4 went from
McD-Girardi
Staal-Holden

to
McD-Shattenkirk
Skjei-Smith
in a single year.
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>>77047207

De Harnais is a top centerman as well as top comedy value imo tbqh
>>
Someone redpill me on Yohann Auvitu.
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>>77047294
au vittu x--D
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>>77044650
but the rags are garbage
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>>77046499

>SNES
>Tampon Gay
>"open Cup window"
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>>77046838
>>77046849

>retard finns dont even know their own players
>>
>tfw my ex just got hired as a cheerleader / ice girl for >my team
>she doesn't even like hockey
>now I have to see her petty ass every time I go to a game
>>
>>77047581
>Not getting back with her so that you can have sex with >your star player while she watches
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>>77047599
kek
nice gretky dubs
>>
>>77047599
I hope she bangs a star player so we can be Eskimo bros. maybe I'll absorb some powers
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Are the Panthers now Finland's team?
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>>77047385
Snes are fucked if they can't get another scorer. Tampa does have a chance, but it's limited. Kucherov hates the organization and wants out, and who knows if he leaves to the khl. At best it's a 2 year window, and it's back to rebuilding
>>
>>77047699
>kucherov hates the organization

No he hates Jon Cooper. He would have gone to arbitration if he hated the Organization. Cooper will be gone by next season though
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post ybw the Nucks win the Cup
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If Kippers post a new timestamped butt everyday of the 2017-2018 season, I guerentee Canucks win Stan Lee

t. NHL scheduling and storyline manager
>>
>rags
>>
>>77047748
I think cooper is a good coach though. What makes kucherov hate him?
>>
>no shots for 37 minutes
>win game
>win cup
>>
>>77047901
Jack Adams winners are cursed
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>>77047920
nice meme sport you got there
>>
Let's settle this once and for all:

Whites at home or on the road?
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>>77046766
Granlund is a winger you dipshit
They stopped playing him at center, it's why he even had a breakout season
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>>77048023
I grew up with it as whites at home. It just seemed right. Only football wore dark uniforms at home.
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>>77048023
Away obviously
>>
>>77048023

Dark at home in the regular season (so no third jersey/gear headaches) and white at home in the ploffs (as it should be)
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>>77048023
whites at home and colors away as it USED to be an SHOULD be
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>>77048044
>>77048113
I prefer darks at home because it allows for more 3rd jerseys and alternates to be used.
No one wants to wear a dope anniversary throwback on the road.

With whites at home we won't get things like the Blue Jykkets canon jersey, and thats their best one.
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>>77048023
Colors at home whites on road.
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Who else here Puck Podcast? I'm looking forward to the annual summer hockey movie review coming soon.
>>
>>77047693
Good reply
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>>77047693
He looks like he is 13
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>>77048270
who even is he?
>>
>>77048023
white jerseys should used as the alternative. teams should always wear their primary colors at home and on the road.
white jerseys are so plain, its hardly even a team color for anybody. there is no contrast with the ice. white jerseys mainly exist so you could tell the teams apart during the low-color tv era. in the 4k UHD era colors really stand out.
id rather watch the coilers wear orange and the flamers wear red when they play each other because that is currently their team colors.
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>>77046781
>"HOLY FUCK I'M SHAKING"
Every time
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>>77048388

What a stupid opinion
>>
>>77048023
White on the road desu
The 'coloured' ones looks more unique; fitting for display at the home arena
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>>77048388
Oilers white sweaters are way more aesthetical though. it's not that more colourful=better looking
>>
>>77048430
t. fag who doesnt want meme third jerseys
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>>77048023
Whites for road even though I like dark and dark matchups.
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>>77048023
Home. Even if I like the colored jerseys at home, the white jerseys look great for some, especially Vegas and Florida
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>>77048524

You don't even know how to use this meme
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>>77048567
are you trying to say you arent a faggot or you have no argument?
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>>77048554

A lot of teams look better in white imo. Kings, Stars, Blue Jackets, Oilers, Flyers, Jets
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>>77047901
People thought Boucher was a good coach too. He got fired because the team lost faith in him
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>>77048023
as long as the 2 teams dont clash they should be able to choose whites or colors for any given night.
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>>77048598

I misread your post but it's still a retarded opinion

>whites as thirds

What the fuck is wrong with you
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>>77048628

It's fun every once in a while but there's nothing wrong with white jerseys
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>>77048602
Flyers should keep their nice third jerseys as their new home, because that one works so nicely, but the jets jersey is good when it's colored.

Some work better then others.
>>
>>77048621

I feel like the team was embarrassed after the philly incident and that's when things started going down hill
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>>77048023
is boreball the only "sport" where the home jersey says the team name, and the away jersey says the city name instead?
>>
>>77048675

>but the jets jersey is good when it's colored.

The colors are more balanced on the white jersey imo

>>77048689

Floorsqueak teams do it too
>>
Honestly some teams whites look better than their home uniforms. Like Florida, Pittsburgh, and Detroit
>>
>>77048689
Rangers did this a while with their 3rds
>>
>>77048714
Leafs also look really good in white
>>
>>77048714
>>77048762
Get your racist cracker asses out of here
>>
>>77047294
He's french so he's a meme. Oilels should love that.
>>
>>77048714

>Detroit

Not since Reebok and now Adidas ruined their sleeves
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>>77048806
I can't wait to weep over the abortion of the whites that are coming.
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>>77048898
Why haven't they shown them yet? Lmao. Is it cause it looks like this
>>
>The Tampa Bay Lightning have re-signed forward Tyler Johnson a seven-year contract worth $5-million AAV, vice president and general manager Steve Yzerman announced today.

https://www.nhl.com/lightning/news/tampa-bay-lightning-re-sign-forward-tyler-johnson-to-seven-year-extension/c-290351492
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>>77049048
god finally hockey news
>>
>>77048714
Isles look good in both
>>
>>77049048
That's a pretty good deal, 5 mil a year for Johnson?
>>
>>77049048
I forgot he needed a contract
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"Give me your roster spot. And your girlfriend."
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>>77049132
It's the manlet price
>>
>>77049048
Wasn't he going through arbitration?
>>
>>77048650
>hold an outdoors game in the dead of winter
>it snows so thick you can't even see the other end of the rink from one goal crease
>the team wearing white is camouflaged except for the one black player who keeps getting laid the fuck out
Would watch/10
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>>77049358
Still confused why the NHL chose the rags rather then the isles to play at citi field.
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>>77049416
>isles
>filling a stadium
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>>77049485
Our fans can fill a stadium. Problem is Barclays being a fucking terrible arena and it being designed by a toddler. We would fill out citi field just from many isles fans being Mets fans also
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>Faksa signed

This is getting better and better
>>
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0GDxmE6ofTl

Sleep tight hoc
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>>77049672
Sup Austria
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>>77049818
what accent is that
>>
KNIGHTS THO
>>
>>77049048
>signing a manlet bust for seven (7) more years
if there were any lgbtning fans left here I would laugh at them
>>
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>>77049844
sup funland
shitposting that >my stars finally get good again and waiting to fall asleep till my job starsts is a real comfy live
you STILL drunk or AGAIN?
>>
/hoc/ help me out.
I just beat up a drunken fat slob who followed me for 50 metres, shouting insults at me, after having an altercation which he provoked. I walked, he came after me, I pushed him, he fell, I knee'd him on the sides three times so he wouldn't get up.
Called my friend back at the place to ask if he was allright, because he was weeping as I left him there, this other dude comes on teh phone, says the guy is going to the hospital. He also said that I beat him up with a broom stick. i just hope he was overreacting.
>>
>>77050509
Don't worry. Your country is too poor to afford competent police work and if he goes to the police it probably will never be followed up on.
>>
>>77050509
What exactly is it that you want us to help with?
>>
>>77050509
/blog
>>
>>77050567
>Your country is too poor to afford competent police work and if he goes to the police it probably will never be followed up on.

This is the first time that the stereotype comes through.
>>
Fuck off Evan and Chris
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>>77050509
He's fat and full of gyro, so he was probably lying. Unless you're also 300+, I doubt you kneeing him will break any ribs.
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>>77050034
Im always drunk
>>
>>77050573
the friends said that the guy was going to the hospital with broken ribs and that I also beat him with a stick, which is not true. I pushed him, he fell, gave him three knees.
I told the friend of the guy on the phone that I cared enough to call and find out if the guy was allright. And that everybody witnessed how unacceptable his behaviour was. And the friend of the guy, to wards the end of the call, was very compliant and somehow gave me the impression that he understood that I wasn't the bad guy in this situation.

>>77050746
You see I'm not one to join the circlejerk and bash you like the others, so quit with this "full of gyro" bullshit.
>>
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>>77050802
Like I said, unless you're super fat, kneeing him wouldn't break any ribs and he's just whining. He's not injured.

I once smacked someone so hard in the face and the person chipped a tooth, nothing happened to me. And this is Canada, where people call the police/sue for anything.
>>
>>77050509
Why do you make stuff up on an anonymous board?
That desperat for recognition?
>>
>>77050884
By the way, y're the only one who got that it was possibly "broken ribs", just noticed.
I doubt it too, the guy was drunk (or at least behaving like one), and the friend seemed like he had nothing else to say.
>>
>>77050915
I sometimes do it just so people will talk to me
It hurts being alone you know
>>
>>77051008
You (probably) do it without being a cringelord in the process
Have a friendly (You), Amerifriend
>>
>>77051008
tell me a story about something cool that happened to you
>>
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>people unironically think Gary wont let >us threepeat
>>
>>77051408
If murray or letang die, the penguins die too
>>
>>84829438
According to Wiki, the Dink was GRRM's [spoiler]and D&D's[/spoiler] "first and only choice for Tyrion." I think he did really well in the role, it's not his fault the writing is shit now.
>>
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>>77051489
>le reply to wrong board meme
>>
I am watching Beverly Hills right now. Do you think the neighbours, who heard me discussing the incident in the phone, think that I get mymorals from this show?
>>
>>77051478
>Murray and Letang start playoffs ded
>Pongs still repeat
>>
>>77052433
Literally no one gives a fuck
Fuck off
>>
>>77052027
What a fun image
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>rags
>>
>le rags
BAHAHAHAHA SO HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL!!!
>>
>>77053330
>rags
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https://twitter.com/BizNasty2point0/status/884502682634862592

Chances are, he didn't even know who he was, but was still nice to whoever it was in the car.
>>
What is Gretzky's ethnicity?
>>
Deviantart /hoc/ related Shit?
>>
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>9 Swedes on the Canucks rosters next season

Gib cup pls
>>
>>77053668
Quebecois
>>
Yeah, fuck off buddy we absolutely need more Laine clips. Fuckin every time this kid steps on the ice someone scores. kids fuckin dirt nasty man. Does fuckin ovi have 16 goals this season I dont fuckin think so bud. I'm fuckin tellin ya Patrik "golden flow" Laine is pottin 50 in '17 fuckin callin it right now. Clap bombs, fuck moms, wheel, snipe, and fuckin celly boys fuck
>>
^ reddit
>>
https://youtu.be/GD1okbl0-RE
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>>77054011
Who thought it was a good idea to make little joe the captain anyway. Should have left it to jumbo joe
>>
>tfw my country will never be as progressive or diverse as Canada
Just end my shit
>>
>>77054023
That choking fag should not be a captain
>>
>>77053981
>reddit
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>>77053991
>>77054056
>knows it's from reddit
returneth at once
>>
>>77054421
>not farming leddit for faggotry to post here
>>
>>77054432
>having the self respect to not go on Reddit or associate with people who claim to
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz7SlP3FiM4
never forget
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rate
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>>77054565
>reinhart
>>
>>77054565

>Grabner in 2017

Lmao
>>
>>77054831
the year is 2022
>>
*blocks your path*
>>
>>77054421
it's painfully obvious
>clap bombs
>wheel
>snipe
>celly
>>
>>77055035

>The picture that ruined Laine's status in Finland

why is he so based?
>>
>>77055290
>based
based would have been if it was from saimaa, in a rowboat, no life jacket and a karhu beer in his hand
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>>77055390

Kukko > Karhu faggot
>>
>>77055647
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
ur so dumb
>>
>>77055662

Ur taste is shit Pekka. Even Sahti is better.
>>
>>77055665
ok dude enjoy your cock juice lmao
>>
>>77055701

>Says the inbred drinking shit-laced piss
>>
>>77051478
>letang ded for entire playoffs
>pongs repeat
>Murray ded for start of playoffs
>Pongs repeat
Stay mad cuckboy
>>
it still amazes me how shit the avalanche are
>>
>>77055871
The Finland of the NHL you could say.
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>>77055875
>win literally every meaningful international tournament of 2016
>some retarded inbread french fisherman hick still calls your country shit
its not easy being finnish
>>
are we doing a fantasy league again /hoc/?
can't wait for the season pls gib hokkei back
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>>77055897
>win mickey mouse kide tournaments
>"""""meaningful""""""

Literally less Gold medals than England lol
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EATING CHICKEN PIE WHILE WATCHING jENNY gARTH PLAY kELLY. BASED


>>77055920
hey, we did one the year before and i don't remember the results. don't forget to invite me this season.
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also, Kippers is cool, don't bully him.
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>its a grease farms for (You)s episode
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>>77056055
>and succeeding without even being obsessed about them

bag your face, weirdo
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>>77055920
Gary Buttmans Jew Gold league was uber comfy
Would be more than happy for a rematch
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>>77049568
Barclays is not even good for basketball. Its a meme arena.
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good morning lads
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>>77057238
kαλημέρα
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>>77057312
that's the weirdest looking equation I've ever seen :DDD
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>>77057238
What
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What the fuck is his problem
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>>77057312
kαλημέρα φινλανδέ.
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>>77057383
Boy really likes bonaqua, give him a break
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>>77057669
can anyone really blame him for wanting to stay hydrated in these troubled times?
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And that.

Circumference 50cm. Fifty-fucking-centimeters.

Do you think any of you really like me, for example, in the right street situation? Do you think maybe you dare to open your mouth, do not even look at your own shoe point when I catch your ass from the ass at the bar and behind the double bass? Oh yeah. Then you put the sticks quietly on your loins with the lower lip and you imitate your pangs. Instead, I do what I want, it is guaranteed by these shoulder straps that I easily move 45kg in the scott brawl. I have the power and power that you will never achieve.

Grandpa, now you know your place, little rats :) It was a bit of a while to tell how things go in that real life, when many people think that this guy is so hard on the net and he thwarts everything between the earth and the sky. If you ever encounter me in a bar, it's better to stay with a boy, even if a little woman decides to try to quit without asking permission. Take care of it, that village will certainly be nice for once for real males;)

You pissed? It does not. I enjoy my life
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>>77050743
Do you have a problem with me faggot? You want to meet up a fight? I can tell you where i am at fag
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>>77054565

This better have been from like 5 years ago

what kind of retard actually trades for Griffin Reinhart or Michael Grabner
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>>77058357
and*
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fuck jagr that old fucking senile bitch
i made who he is
he is nothign without me

go retire grandpa
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>>77058467
hasnt anyone ever told you to respect your elders Sasha?
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>>77058467
Punished Barkov next season?
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>>77058508
>they took away his linemates
>his team
>his friends
>now he seeks revenge
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>>77058508
for future reference
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>>77058670
based canadabro
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>>77056977
It is. Made for memes and sadness.
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>barkov gets his BFF Haapala from tappara
+100 point season coming due to morale boost and maybe new linemate?

ps. sign nieminen as an assistant coach and barkov will break gretzkys records
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Should we try getting another /hoc/ meme onto the /sp/ team?
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>>77059250
i vote for bulju
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>>77059250
>>77059340
at least submit a Bonaqua ad board
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>>77059159
ill add this to the collage of finnish delusion
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>>77059340
this. bulju is a well established meme now.
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>>77059159

>implying the boring ass Tappara trap playstyle will carry on to NHL

Haapala will be a bust
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>>77059384
t. Finnish "puljujärvi will have the best career of the draft" pro scout

haapala is guaranteed 50 point scorer
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>>77059340
>>77059357
This wouldn't even be that bad. Bulju over perro cacca anyway
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>>77058183
He's a big Finn
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>>77043529
if he could skate he'd be REALLY good
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>>77059434

>those fucking noodle arms

No he isn't.
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>>77059460
its just bad bicep insertions
he is a big guy i swear
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daily reminder that chat shit, get banged

>tfw captcha:grove keep
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>>77059497

Maybe for a DYEL twinkshit like you.
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>>77059583
I would bet a hundred europeans that you are 170cm fat fuck thinking he is "huge"
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>>77059537
shut the fuck up you jolly faggot
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>>77059640

Actually I'm 188cm, 101kg, sitting at about 17-18% bf.

Got a meet coming up in 2.5 months, gonna cut after.
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who the goes and tells lies on the internet?
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>>77059656
>not being 6'6 240
dyel faggot
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>>77059656
>powerlifter
so you are a talentless genetic dead end fat fuck

i was half right
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>>77059640
is this guy still uploading videos

i forget his name
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>>77059654
say that to my face and your sides will taste my knees, softy syrup slurper.
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>>77059684

One day I'll weigh that much and hopefully be leaner than I am right now.
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>>77059656
>Actually I'm 188cm, 101kg

BWAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77059656
proof with timestamp
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>>77059699

>throwing around /plg/ buzzwords
>Finland

What's up faceguy

>>77059721
>>77059762

Give me a couple of minutes and I'll post a 505 squat I did yesterday.
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No NHL players in the olympics

Did Russia just win the gold medal?
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>>77059835
That guy is norwegian and I havent been in /plg/ in years. I came to my senses and stopped that dumb "sport"
one day you will too
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>>77059876

I do it because after I finished college I no longer had a competitive sporting outlet. It's fun, and I've made quite a few friends doing it.
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>Finns
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>>77059945
with them, you win
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>>77059835
hey man, just kidding, I hope you get the body you want, but above all, remember that you should be comfortable in who you are. Men and women alike fancy self-confidence. Style above rules, so to speak. Didn't mean to come off as a bully.

Even if you attacked me, all you'd get would be some knee on the sides just so that the situation wouldn't escalate. I'm enlightened like that, without even visiting the Shaolin.
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>>77060191
you are such a faggot
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>>77060191
>Even if you attacked me, all you'd get would be some knee on the sides just so that the situation wouldn't escalate
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>>77059848
>implying the CHL doesnt have more skill than any Yuro league
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Stop giving Grease your hard earned (You)s
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>>77060201
hey man, I understand where that jealousy is coming from. I 've been there. You 're going to be allright, we 're al gonna make it.
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Thirsty for the great taste of Bonaqua 2bh
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>>77060398
>pulju dubs
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>>77060437
some say he is still eating that slice of pizza to this very day
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>>77060437
good ass gif and post
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Yotes hired Tocchet. Penguins staff getting sniped lmao
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>>77041707
Bravo chiarelli
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>>77057383
What did he mean by this
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>>77060429
early as fuck, no go, 4 minutes for early thread
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>>77060811
Everyone knew. Pens already replaced him with based Recchi.
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>No hokki for 2 and a half months

Why bother?
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>>77062196
Spite
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>>77062806
i forget that new brunswick and nova scotia exist sometimes as well
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>>77062975
Brunswick sounds so stupid.
IT'S BRAUNSCHWEIG
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>>77062806
what does "malcontents" mean? bad contents?

>>77062996
It's Brunswick, speak english or die.
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its 2017 and grease still hasnt learned google exists
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>>77063072
>speak English or die
>won't google the definition of a word
you make it hard m8
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>>77063112
it's 2017 and Finland can't still get over the fact that the rest of the world isn't using Nokia anymore.
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>>77063137

Still waiting for my blackberry stock to recover desu
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>>77063137
i bet in a shithole like grease most people are still rocking nokia 3310s

Posted From My Nokia Lumia
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>>77063477
I am rocking a nokia and people see me as edgy and different. So suck on that bet pekka
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>>77063509
suck on what?

you are the idiot buying nokias and paying for my healthcare

Posted From My Nokia Lumia
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How many points will Ho-Sang get next season?

I'm thinking 80.
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You're all gay
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>>77063723
I don't think so.
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>>77063777
Hey i remember you from the other day when i came here to call yous poofs. I hope you're well
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>>77063820
I hope your cricket team wins lad.
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>>77063677
>buying nokias

kek, I have had the same phone for 10 years
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Why is there no hokkei anime?
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>>77063677
Finnish ingenuity is vastly underrated

- posted from my Nokia Lumia 830
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>>77063836
Thanks m8 i hope your hockey team wins
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>>77063975
Why are Lumias so shit?

>button breaks easily
>Windows means you can't use apps like tinder and snapchat
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>>77064024
my lumia is still in pristine condition 2.5 years later
also 3rd party tinder produces the same slags 1st party, and snapchat is for underage b&s
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>>77064071
My volume/power on/off button were complete shit after 3-4 months of use on my 635.
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>tfw gay leafs fan
>tfw no Montreal fan bf to fuck me up the ass while the habs are fucking the leafs
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>2017
>0
>1
>7
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>>77064716
They will tank. The new Avs desu
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>>77065075
>the only city that had $100 million to just throw around to pay expansion application fee.

They're the new Ducks tbqh
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>>77065764
at least the ducks were good desu
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>>77063952
Maybe that Japanese kid will inspire the nips to make an overly dramatic hockey anime.
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>>77065784
the Ducks were incessantly mocked when they were added to the league, because LA already had a team, and because their name was fucking stupid (and their mascot was a cartoon character/Disney marketing opportunity). Nowadays no one seems to care.

Vegas will do fine, outside of playing on a sheet of ice in the middle of the desert.
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>>77066008
Good times.
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if you chat shit, the get banged, don't call the person who rightfully put you where you belonged and make death threats.
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>>77066008
Vegas will be last in the Pacific. They went the route of acquiring picks to win later and fans have to watch a shit team for the next few years
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>no hockey discussion for the last 74 hours
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>>77066110
You underestimate the cantpucks
4th overall here we come
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>>77066110
This is always the better plan. Any team in any sport that goes for winning right away always ends up as shit for the next 10+ years after.

Sucking for a season or two is an acceptable price to pay, you get an attendance spike during that time just from the novelty.
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EXPANSION WHEN
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>>77044698
based cliff pu. will develop into a solid top 6 player
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>>77066185
True. Just a bit disappointed they didn't take advantage of teams who were already in a bad spot at the expansion draft.
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>>77064435
T. Jelous of our prospects
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>>77066390
How would they take advantage? They could only pick from the players those teams made available.
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>>77066210
There are people itt RIGHT NOW who become furiously angry at the prospect of Seattle joining the NHL, but were completely fine with Phoenix, Tampa, and Ft Lauderdale.
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>>77066782
For example: Anaheim left Manson and vatanen unprotected and VGK agreed to a deal to not take either of them
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>>77066999
>bureaucraticget

Meh, they probably got something out of it. These are Vegas people, which makes them shrewd businessfolk. Except Trump, of course.
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>Texas
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>>77066021
Infinitely better logo than the one they have now. Letter logos suck ass except classics like bombston and montreal
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>>77067230
About what percentage of the Canucks fanbase are Americans in the Pacific Northwest?

Does Vancouver have enough clout to block a Seattle expansion/relocation?
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NEW in a couple
>>77067448
>>77067448
>>77067448
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>>77067359
I'm in Seattle and I don't see much fandom around, but I guess statistically someone had to be in 1st place.
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>>77067359
>>77067500
Wait, my bad, didn't read the question.

I don't see that much fandom around, and no, I don't think they have the clout to block it. This isn't the east coast, where Baltimore threw a shit-fit when DC tried to add a baseball team. We're a liberal state, we don't shit ourselves anytime someone tries to change something.
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>>77067230
I doubt the mild are most popular in pissconsin. There has to be more wongs or reddithawks fans.
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>>77067584
couldn't find a notation on how old this map is. anyway, on to the NEW
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>>77042849
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