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>>77037592
why is he so obsessed with tanning

those women don't want to get pregnant but Ronaldo wants kids
it all makes sense really
her loss

>>77037599
it's called being portuguese, if you are 1 day in the sun you get tanned

>>77037592
How does he have smoother feet than I do?

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>>77037943

sure thing

>>77037962
Ronaldo moisturizes his skin hourly

>>77037962
its trully quite an achievement when most athletes have fucked up feet.
I had terrible athletes foot in my sporting days

>>77037971
Why would you spray paint yourself LMAO

>>77037592
Ummm where's the other one?

>>77038014
Never had athletes foot and it sounds easy to avoid

>>77038077
He doesn't like the girl one

>>77038014
Toe nails is the true bane of existence when it comes to footy players

>>77038138
yeah
I have a couple of toe nails that bruised and now grow like thicker nails instead of normal

>>77038138
BANE?

>>77038163
My brother is basically missing half of his nails

>>77037592
>his wink
you cant tell me he isnt making these pictures up for us

wow she really does look pregnant

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>>77037599

>>77037971

why does he (and most footballers) pull this daft face when posing with other people/trophies whilst pointing at the other person/trophy?

>>77037599
because tanned skin looks better than pale skin

>>77038316
>pale acne faced tsuuuu
Patricians choice

Is she a cuck?

>>77038316

Where is his jaw line?

>>77043549
I know your jaw grows a little as you get older, but his is probably due to some surgery.

>>77038091
Of course, you are autistic and barely leave your basement

is it just me or does she kinda look like him?

>>77043510
tanned skin > black skin

>>77051540
Then me > you

>>77038077
Oh, you mean is other son, whom is a few years older?

Rather he was. He is dead now.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE TSSSSUUUUUUU

>>77037592
Real question is...does she breastfeed? And where are the pics if so, purely for scientific research by the by