/mlb/ general - NL BEST edition

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Pants and flag

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Before...

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>>77036858
...there were DARK times

>>77036835
/r/ing pics of DG's hands out of mere curiosity

>>77036858
Fuck, meant to rename "Doyers 2016-2017

>>77036865
AJ Ellis was the catcher with D. Butera and T. FedEx as the backup. Grandal was not on that team.

>>77036858
>>77036865
Wow the Dodgers went from 0 white everyday position players to 8 white everyday position players in like 2 seasons

>>77036872
I posted that.

I want to meet the sad sack of shit who saved DG's pics to his hard drive. If they surface again, rest assured it's DG himself who is reposting them.

>>77036865
I remember Meme Uribe, Carl Cuckford, Hanley "L" Ramirez, and Matt "Cucked by Rihanna" Kemp.

But only real Dodger fans will remember based gods Jerry Sands and Scott Van Slyke.

Looking back, it's a wonder how they even made it to the playoffs those years.

>>77036900
Hanley was godmode until the Cardinals threw at him and broke his entire ribcage in the playoffs

>>77036895
You said DG posted his hands after you baited him into it. I want to see.

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when are niggas gonna stop sleeping on the beer

>>77036911
He means he didn't save DG's hands, because who would do that besides DG himself

>>77036911
Right, that was years ago and I didn't save anything.

He's also posted pics of his pants and shoes, and he used to post stadium/ticket/parking lot pics too, but that wasn't my doing.

>>77036858
is white people the secret?

but the astros are all spics

>>77036904
I remember watching that live. I still am upset he blew Kershaw's chance of getting a perfect game with his error and Kersh had to settle for a no hitter.

Kemp was robbed of an MVP by Braun too. And after he crashed into that wall in Colorado, he was never the same. I'm personally glad he's doing good in memelanta, but he still sucks on Defense.

okey you're all super fucken gay talking about a niggas hands and a niggas tan. you dudes wildin on some uber gay shit. I dont even have memory of what the FFUCK you're even talking about.

>>77036900
Uribe was super clutch and so was Hanley even Crawford pulled through at times with the clutch homer and stolen base. He was fast as fuck even at his old age. Getting paid 22 million to scratch his dick watching the Dodgers on TV.

>>77036917

I swear, if the Dodgers lose in the NLCS to brewcity, I will be assblasted to Kingdom Come.

>>77036940
the doyers are famous for playoff chokes against the NL Central

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Fulmer
Faedo
Manning
Burrows
Funkhouser

>>77036940
Dodgers pissed on the brewers with an epic game tying homer and a follow up go ahead grandslam, the next game Kershaw finished them off with a 14K masterpiece. They don't have the rotation to match LA, or the bullpen.

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>they're just trying to let some air in
>but you hold your breath

why is a baseball video game trying to give me feels

>>77036940
Same tbqh.

I'm more afraid of the Nationals though. I still can't believe the Dodgers beat them last season.

>Scherzer
>Strasburg
>Harper
>Murphy
>Zimmerman

Being a Doyerfag in the postseason is suffering. The anxiety of knowing what is coming but not knowing when is horrifying

>>77036934
show me your tan

>>77036947
That's what I'm worried about.

We're hopefully not going to see Kershaw cucked by St. Louis or the Mets this year (his two worst teams to face).

The Cubs are shit this year and the NL Central only has meme Washington to worry about.

It just FEELS it's time for another flyover city to fuck my Doyers in the playoffs when we're least expecting it.

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Top prospect can't lay off high fastball! Sad!

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>>77036972
>>77036965
You're weak willed faggots who don't even deserve to watch the Dodgers win. Go watch the warriors if you're afraid of defeat.

Ask me how I know you look like shit and live a hermit life without confidence. You disgust me. 61 wins with the best pitching staff in the game by a good margin + a top 2 offence and you talk like you're pinned against the wall with a knife to your throat. You're fucking disgusting.

>>77036989
>offence

>>77036989
acknowledging the possibility of defeat is not the same as fearing it, friend.

>>77036989
jesus christ is this real? no wonder /mlb/ hates us Dodger fans.

this could become a good copypasta, though.

>>77037011
Fuck the Rockies have a good one. Along with the best 3B in the game and Blackmon, those Barney Dinosaurs are really building something over there. They won't be L.A this year, but maybe next year.

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whats the deal with them?

were they just overperforming earlier?

do they still need time to finish the rebuild or is this it?

>>77037050
Rebuild is still in process and won't be done until after 2018. If you look a lot of their losses were by one run due to their pitching failing them. They need starters and someone to replace Clippard for the 6/7 slot because he apparently forgot how to pitch. The nucleus is there but they need a couple more pieces. Hopefully Frazier keeps raking and Sheffield comes up and pitches well, those would both be big boosts.

>>77037103
>The nucleus is there
le profoundly overperforming ogre child is not a nucleus, he's just setting himself up to be a big fucking disappointment

>>77037160
Analysis after analysis on fangraphs keep praising Judge and calling him the real deal, but I'm sure your in depth knowledge on the subject is better than the statistically analysis several writers on fangraphs have done.

>>77037259
Being the "real deal" is different from riding a .422 babip. That shit ain't sustainable

>>77037267
Sure, but it doesnt have to mean he's going to be a "big fucking disappointment" anytime soon.

/mlb/ has never ceased to amaze me when it comes to young, talented baseball players. It's almost as if you fags want them to fail. Kershaw is regressing this year guys, I promise. Bryce Harper is a bust, and 2015 was a meme year. Aaron Judge will regress hard and sustain life altering injuries before his 30th birthday. Nolan Arenado is a Coors Babby, and will be shit when he leaves the Rockies. Cody Bellinger and Gary Sanchez are just memes. And let's not forget the classic "x player is roiding" accusation that constantly gets thrown around. It's as if you faggots don't actually want to see talented player succeed in this league.

>>77037267
But he's literally sustaining it.

>>77037050
CAUSE IM FREEEEEEE
FREEEE FALLLLLINNNNNN

>>77037314
According to Fangraphs he has had 192 balls in play. That's a really small sample size. You know who else has a babip above .420 and a small sample size? Ben Gamel. Do you think he is one of the best players in the league?

I'm not saying he's not gonna be a superstar. He's just not gonna be the greatest batter ever

>>77037412
>Ben Gamel
>Aaron Judge
Hmm. Both are Yankee farmhands... it's almost as if the Yankees have the greatest player development of all time or something...

https://twitter.com/ChrisArcher22/status/884171042331258882

did they died?

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the NL and a top 10 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Justin Turner (objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Hyun-jin Ryu (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up 1.98 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Cory Seager (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season will be fully recovered from causing all those errors in the NLDS (2.9+ dWAR, .290 BA )
>((((Joc Pederson))))(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Josh Reddick (top 10 hitter in the NL 35 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>Kike Hernandez (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Adrean Gonalez(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Clayton Kershaw(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the NL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

Barring major injuries to key players, there is literally no way the Dodgers are losing the NL west this season

The Dodgers WS win drought ends in 2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

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>my face when "people" actually think the team with the best pitching depth in the AL and a top 1 offense in the MLB will miss the playoffs this season

>Yuli LaPineapple(objectively and statistically a top 5 third baseman, it isn't even debatable)
>Dallass Kiklel (best Pitcher in the game who will be 100% healthy, unlike the entirety of last year, he will put up >1.5 ERA, 280 SOs, and a sub 1.000 WHIP)
>Carlos Correa (a top 3 shortstop already and going into this season) (6+ WAR, .300 BA )
>George SprinGOAT(literally a top defensive outfielder that is way better than just a platoon guy .700 OBP)
>Josh Reddick (top 10 hitter in the AL 25 HRs, .700+ slg,)
>MarWIN GOATzales (a white guy trapped in a black's body, one of the smartest players in baseball, elite measurables, incredible upside)
>Jose Altuve(one of the fastest and most explosive players in baseball)
>Justin Verlander(one of the best post season pitchers)

>Best Bullpen depth in the AL
>Best pitching staff in the MLB
>Best infield/outfield in the MLB
>Top 5 total

there is literally no way the Astros are losing the AL west this season

The Astros WS win drought ends in 2017

You can't prove me wrong

Cap it

daily reminder the balls are juiced and this entire season is invalid

Michael Kopech is going to be the Patrick Kane of baseball.

>>77040030
a prolific offensive threat and a rapist?

>>77040062
No just the stupid college kid look and gay hair

WHO WILL CHOKE AT THE DERBY TONIGHT /mlb/?

>Justin B0ur
>Giancarl0 Stant0n
>C0dy Bellinger
>Mike M0ustakas
>Miguel San0
>Charlie Blackm0n
>Aar0n Judge
>Gary "The Sanchin0" Sanchez

>>77040668
Sanchez will probably hit 0

>>77040668
Gary and Bellinger will disappoint

>>77037050
I don't think they were expecting to need 3 starters and most of a bullpen in july. Offense will get better once castro, hicks and holliday come back

Can someone tell me why the Dodgers WON'T win it all?

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It says right here that the Phillies won yesterday, and hit a lot of dingers. Is this true, /sp/?

>>77042060
There's literally no reason to believe they would

>>77042060
>>77042159
While you cannot prove they will not win the 2017 World Series, you cannot prove that they will win it either. There's nothing stopping them from collapsing a la the 2007 Mets and missing the playoffs by one game, but there's also nothing stopping them from winning 11 games in a row once postseason play begins.

Post players that you remember being bad but then you look them up and see they weren't actually bad at all:

Juan Pierre

>>77042252
Why would you remember Juan Pierre as bad

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>>77036840
please give us a pitcher

>>77042252
Derek Jeter

>>77042373
They're going to get one. The question is at what expense?

>>77042394
Why would you remember Derek Jeter as bad

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/a/stros!

>>77042373
Adam Morgan, Jeremy Hellickson, Joaquin Benoit,Pat Neshek. Take ANY of the first 3 off our hands, and we can talk a real trade for Neshek

>>77042466

I'm using Didi as the barometer. Looking back, he wasn't as good as Didi is now. Didi is fucking elite.

>>77032268
Because shit talking is a fun thing to do. We might not have actually believed completely that it was gonna be a blowout but Kershaw wasn't actually all that better than Duffy yesterday.

He gave up the same number of hits. They threw the same number of strikes(sans like Duffy throwing three more pitches and them all being strikes).
Kershaw only had two more groundouts than Duffy and the same number of flyouts.

All of this is despite the fact Kershaw pitched two more innings than Duffy.

To be quite frank, as someone who sees all the talking up of Kershaw in these threads and looks at the stats, I expected a loss. But he didn't impress me.

>>77042597
Dude that post is almost a day old. Your obsessed lmao log off dont even @ me

>>77042629
My point still stands.

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>>77042597
>Kershaw wasn't actually all that better than Duffy yesterday.
Really makes me think.

>>77042742
Yes, sabermetrics show Kershaw was better. Whoopty-doo. They tend to do that when you are one of the best pitchers in the game right now.

Was still not as impressive as all your Dodgers fans talk him up to be.

>Jose Ramirez MVP candidate
>Michael Brantley back to original form
>edwing hot as hell
>Lindor heating up
>kluber going to win cy young
>Carrasco on his way back to form
>clevinger showing why he's a great pitcher
>Lonnie chisenhall has found his true form
>Bradley zimmer is the best cf in the AL
>Andrew miller best reliever
>Cody Allen amazing
>Gomes throws out 60% of runners
>best bullpen in baseball
>deep farm system
Who can stop us we already tore apart the astros
And the doyers can't win the World Series let alone get there
It's going to be our fucking year

>>77038312
>best bullpen depth
Lol

>>77042819
incoming false flag responses

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ALEX BREGMAN IS A FUCKING GOON

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I do not get mlbtv. their desktop video quality is always worse than their mobile quality, despite me having galaxy s4

I see the Indians playing the Astros in the ALCS.

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>>77042894
That's a funny way of spelling Royals.

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>>77042373
Were here for you bro. my Rays love giving are best pitchers to divisional rivals.

>>77042888
I'll never understand why they don't have 60fps streaming for desktop

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>>77042373
Pony up prospects first

>Tebow on 8 game hitting streak

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>>77043062

Based teGOAT

>>77043125
update to baseball uni

Miguel Sano will win the home run derby

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Watch out Dodgers
Commin for that pennant

>>77043425
Is Cody Bellinger not competing?

>>77043464
>The dodgers are so cursed they allow cursed and normally terrible franchises to win titles
>Phillies
>Giants
>Cubs
You know it to be true, /sp/

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7 TIME LOTTO WINNER REVEALS THE TRUTH HOW TO WIN ANY LOTTERY
[MY LOCATION] MAN DISCOVERS A HUGE SECRET IN HIS OWN YARD
HUSBAND DIVORCED HIS WIFE AFTER LOOKING CLOSER AT THIS PHOTO

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For me, hermanos? It's the Cléveland ¡José, José José José, José, Josés!

Would an Astros-Dodgers WS be the most Mexican of all time?

What two combinations of fanbases could be more Spic?

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>Finally get a day off of work
>It's an off day

doesn't feel too good tbqhwy

Why are astros fans acting worse than post 2010-2011 rags fans

>>77044007
It's derby day.

>All-Star Game starters: Chris Sale and Max Scherzer.

>Dave Hyde @davehydesports 5m5 minutes ago
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MLB comish Rob Manfred said all 3 Marlins bidders have agreed to meet price and after legal & financial docs done Loria will choose winner


so let me guess loria is going to choose jeter once again and this whole mess starts once more

>>77044036
Same fans

>NL lineup: CF Blackmon, Stanton DH, Harper RF, Posey C, Murphy 2B, Arenado 3B, Zimmerman 1B, Ozuna LF, Cozart SS. Scherzer SP @AllStarGame

>>77044220
Why are no Dodgers starting?

>AL lineup: Altuve 2B, Jose Ramirez 3B, Judge RF, Springer LF, Correa SS, Smoak 1B, Dickerson DH, Perez C, Betts CF. Sale SP. @AllStarGame

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If Nick Williams can play half as well as he looks, he'll break Ty Cobb's batting average record

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>3 hours of glorified batting practice

*yawn*

Guess I'll see you guys tomorrow.

http://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/Miami-All-Star-Game-Tickets-Still-Available-at-Discount-433623443.html?_osource=SocialFlowTwt_MIBrand

>Adam Kuperstein @AKuperstein 3h3 hours ago
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Tickets for Miami's All-Star Game are now selling for up to 52% below face value, cheapest ASG in 6 years (by a lot)

I know people are going to blame florida but this is more to blame on Loria. Baseball would be so popular if we had players that were around long enough to root for and if the team was actually competitive.

>>77043485
You got me curious, so I looked them up:

1. Giants (10985-9471, .537, first team to 10,000 wins)
>8 ships
>longest ship drought: 55 years
>longest pennant drought: 26 years

2. Dodgers (10733-9662, .526)
>6 ships
>longest ship drought: 52 years
>longest pennant drought: 28 years (currently ongoing)

3. Cubs (10754-10233, .512)
>3 ships
>longest ship drought: 107 years
>longest pennant drought: 70 years

4. Phillies (9627-10799, .471, first team to 10,000 losses)
>2 ships
>longest ship drought: 77 years
>longest pennant drought: 34 years

Almost thought the Cubs would be at the bottom because of the Ottoman meme but it's not even close when you look at records.

>>77044402
Stop calling it a "ship" you fucking faggot

>>77044366
>Baseball would be so popular if we had players that were around long enough to root for and if the team was actually competitive.

Entitled as fuck

>>77044450
>WE'RE GOING TO THE ____
>WE'RE GOING TO THE ____
>WE'RE GOING TO THE ____

Just curious, what does your team chant every time they reach the World's Eries?

>>77044366
maybe tell the players not to kill themselves they might stick around longer

>>77044556
I-I don't know...

>>77044556
No one over 18 chants that shit and we call it a fucking CHAMPIONSHIP

>Maddon said he would have still picked Scherzer over Kershaw to start: "If you just broke down the numbers I’d already chosen Max"

>>77044556
Who the fuck chants this?

>>77044402
>ship drought
So, like it washed ashore? Or the body of water it was in dried up? I don't get it.

>>77042878
Is Alex Bregmam /our guy/? I think he is.

>>77044594
hey I didnt think jose was sticking around unless they made another huge contract with him. and even then there was a chance he would leave because loria is a terrible owner

>>77042878
What a fucking tool lmao

>>77042878
>flees

>>77044366
>>77044762
Most teams outside of the biggest markets can't hold on to all of their best players once they hit free agency. Plus you did re-sign Stanton which wasn't nothing.
And your team has won how many fluke championships?

Sounds like a lot of excuses even with your shitty owner. Get over it.

>>77044556
>DISNEYLAND
>DISNEYLAND
>DISNEYLAND

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The Rockies will win the World Series.

>>77044556
>BATHROOM
>BATHROOM
>BATHROOM

>>77044701
It means the sailors onboard the team's yacht ran out of Perrier and they just waited a long time to buy more

>>77045001
That's nice, but who will win the World's Eries?

>>77044980
*DISNEY WORLD

>>77044556
pepis

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>there are people in this general who didn't play baseball at even a high school level, let alone a college level who still pretend to know shit about baseball

>>77045362
>Mike Schmidt is the greatest third baseman who ever lived
>Was such an abysmal coach and has no actual knowledge outside of "HIt ball far, catch ball and throw ball"

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>>77044366
>team won 2 WS
>team re-signed their second greatest slugger to a 13 year deal
>WAAAAAAA WAAAAAAAA IT'S LORIA'S FAULT! IT'S NOT BECAUSE I LIVE IN A BANDWAGON STATE WAAAAAA

>There are undrafted baseball "fans" in this thread

>>77045500
>unironically defending Loria

>>77045500
Sure, that's a workable argument when you ignore literally everything else
>Sell your farm right after winning in 97
>Sell your farm right after winning in 04
>Never bring pieces to compliment your good players
>Proceed to disenfranchise every good player you ever had
>The one year you decide to spend money, you sell everyone off 3 months later
This isn't to say anything of Loria's lovely exploits in Montreal

>>77045644
>Sell your farm
have a firesale*

>>77042805
>Was still not as impressive as all your Dodgers fans talk him up to be.

Well obviously. Kersh would have to throw a CGSO Perfecto every start to live up to the shitposting.

>>77045587
Loria's a piece of shit, nobody questions that, but that shouldn't be used as a defense for Florida's shitty support of their baseball teams.

The Orlando City MLS team's attendance is averaging more than the the Rays and Marlins attendance combined. that's pathetic

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>>77045548
>there are baseball "fans" ITT without a World Series ring

>>77045674
If your team won a title, then proceeded to sell every player of value, then all of the players of value they got from those sales got sold down the line, would you still attend all the games?

>>77045674
Paging costa rica

Fans of teams who are selling, who is for sale?

>>77045764
but the magic!

>>77044660
Is this supposed to be controversial?

I'm a doyerfag but Max obviously had the better first half. He deserves the start.

>>77045771
Chris Sale

>>77045771
I'd bet the cards are selling kolten wong and lance lynn

>>77045771
>tfw the cardinals really need to trade some of the older guys soon as this team slides further into mediocrity but there's also a realistic chance of winning the Central with only 84-85 wins

>>77045771
Aaron Judge

>>77045742
damn straight I would. I'm a Mariners fan, my team hasn't even made the fucking playoffs for 15 years but I go to half a dozen games a year. It's a miracle that the team has stayed between 19-22 in attendance for as long as it has.

If they won a world series and then immediately sold the farm and every star that very next year, I would buy fucking season tickets.

>>77045771
Machado

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>>77045771
Q
Fraz
Melk
Jones
Swarz
Drob

>tfw all but drob have shit value

>>77045803
>>77045837
>>77045956
haha epic posts, I'm going to post these to r/baseball!

>>77046026
What's that

>>77045771
Avila
Martinez
Upton
Verlander
Kinsler
Wilson

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>>77045771
>gib closer nao gotdammit

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>>77045771
Pat Neshek, Howie Kendrick, Joaquin Benoit, Jeremy Hellickson, Tommy Joseph, Freddy Galvis. That's about it for players that can provide any value to a team. Don't really expect much in return outside of maybe a pitcher who is a bit too old for his level

>>77045846
thanks for proving that seattle is filled with fuccboi cucks

>>77046338
kys

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>>77046338
really? that's all you could come up with?

at least I support my shitty team at its best and at its worst.

>>77045674
They sued season ticket holders for not renewing their tickets. No one wants to support a team whose ownership treats their fans like shit.

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>>77045771
Robertson
Quintana
Melky
Todd

>>77045362
I won my little league championship when I was 13, check yourself fool

>>77046612
So last year? Heh >:D

>>77046587
I myself had Swarzak in the mix. I feel he could at least be appended to like a drob deal to upgrade the return a bit. And even though he's been faltering of late, we should probably keep Kahnle.

>>77037412
Oh i see, so you WOULDN'T like aaron judge on your team right now. Got it

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>>77042067
Holy shit Philly as a city can burn but I love these awoos

>>77044660
He also starts Schwarber. Nobody said he's smart

>>77046794
Dude Swarbs is the goat 2nd only to Rossy

>>77046811
Put your trip back on faggot

why don't the white sox rename themselves the black sox, wouldn't that make sense for the team that represents the south side of chicago?

also they wear black socks

>>77046782
If you're a shitty Red Sox fan, you can just photoshop the Phillies hat out and BoSox hat in like some Philistine savage did to Dodger Butt Girl. You know, instead of coming up with his own original meme, exactly like a brainless Neanderthal Bostonian would.

>>77046950
ok

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Name my band.

>>77046969
thanks for the insightful reply

>>77046950
That doesn't make any sense at all. They should match their park's logo and become the Red Sox instead.

>>77046977
No problem

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>tfw no real baseball until Friday.

>>77046971
"Eliminated from playoff contention in August"

>>77046971
epic memelords

>>77046971
"Blow My Load in May"

>>77046971
"Blow my Load in me"

you think the balls will be EXTRA juiced for the dinger party tonight? someone's gonna blow up that dolphin statue thing

>>77046971
"The Watches the Playoffs on TVs"

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you just KNOW

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You walk into a dark alley and see these guys. What do you do?

>>77047092
The 1988

>>77047107
know what?

>>77046971
"Aaron Judge and the Jury"

>>77047121
Laugh at the manlet

>>77047121
Kick the little guy in the nuts and run away

>>77047121
Ask Altuve to take the ring to Mordor

>>77047161
winrar

>>77047092
>>77047092
From left to right:

>ROY '16
>NL Reliever of the Year '16/'17
>ROY '17
>CYA '17
>WS MVP '17
>NL MVP '17

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>>77047121

>>77047121
More like "walk in front of a Home Depot and see these guys asking for work" lol

>>77047206
Was waiting for this

>>77047213
>Posey in the 4 hole

Dammit Maddon. Posey has been hitting like .150 for the last month.

>>77042888
>that cosplayer who almost caught the 2nd pic

>>77047213
>not switching Posey and Arenado

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>>77047241
>why are they fighting?
>they're all bigger than me
>I'd rather be at home watching tv
>I'm gonna get plunked tomorrow, I just know it
>everyone hates me because I ruined baseball
>my feet hurt
>do you think they'll notice I'm not helping?
>I wish I was a dodger

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YOU JUST KNOW

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>>77047251
That's Mark Leiter Jr.

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>>77045001
you gotta believe! the doyers and their 1 run game streak is unsustainable

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>>77047268

>>77047203
Wood is winning the CY not kershit

>>77047302
He's also apparently getting traded to a team that's winning the world series

who is winning the derby lads

>inb4 its rigged for john carlo

>>77047275
know what?

>>77047291
The truth is finally revealed.

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>>77047313
Woody is not a FA until 2020

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>>77047332
Stanton is clearly winning it then he is gonna kiss Fernadez's mom and tell her he did it for him

>>77047281
>cheeky hand on the ass

>>77047353
and?

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>>77047367
its spring training nigga the only thing that keep you going is fucking mommies bull durham style
>>77047372
so the dodgers are gonna cut him a check to keep him until 2020. we are not a meme team that does not pay their stars

>>77047281
>1 run streak

Only the diamondbacks series had multiple 1-run wins for the Dodgers.

>>77047393
So then you lied about him winning the WS MVP. Can't win that award if you're golfing with your teammates after losing the NLCS, like the Dodgers will.

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>>77047417
I said Cy Young not WS MVP. the dodgers have broken my heart too many times to even think we can win the NL

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I'm putting $50 on Bellinger.

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>>77047415

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>>77047436
>>77047415

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>>77047436
>mad
>at high

>>77047213
Where's all the Cubs ???

>>77047537
The who?

>>77047557
Chicago Cubs. The team that plays in Chicago?

>>77047630
Ooooooh. You mean the team that fell ass backwards in to a World Series Championship?

>>77047630
>The team that plays in Chicago
lol good one

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Bros..... they're laughing at us

>>77047630
The Bears?

>>77047645
I thought cleveland didn't have any fans.
>>77047659
>>77047678
No the baseball team that plays in Chicago.

>>77047332
Stanton

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>>77047213
Based JRam batting no.2

Again why the fuck did they schedule the Marlins to play in San Francisco the day before the Home Run Derby when you know Marlins are going to be in it and its hosted in fucking Marlins park?

>>77047666
Why are the Phillies laughing at us, Satan?

>>77047213
>Marcell Ozuna is unironically starting in the All-Star game
the favela of the National League

>>77047739
>leaveland
>world series
Lol, holy fugg, wowie I nearly buss a Gutt

Would it be possible for a team to be leading their division at the conclusion of a season and through a series of tiebreakers manage to choke out of the playoffs entirely? I can elaborate what I mean more if anyone is interested.

>>77047916
>I can elaborate what I mean
I need this, your shitpost is simply to cerebral. It's just above and beyond, this post
Thank you for opening your mind to us

>>77042067
No
Youre looking at a box score from 2011

>>77047916
If they have a worse record than either Wild Card team and are tied for the division lead with another team then they would have to participate in a "Play In Tiebreaker Game" and if they lost, they would be eliminated from playoff contention. A tiebreaker game is not an official Playoff game. So yes, it's possible.

>>77047092
>orange shoes
Gotta earn those, boy

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I bet you Blackmon hits 0 homeruns

Calling it now, Sano will win. He's been hiding his power level due to playing in the cold wasteland of Minnesota

>>77044556
I love that movie. Why did G baby have to die. Keanu should of had that oscar

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>>77036900
>you now remember Nick Punto

>>77047739
You mean the Chicago White Sox?

>>77047916
If I understand what you're asking correctly, this happened to the twins in 2008

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>>77047938
>>77047989
Based on what I came up with, the team in question (in my hypothetical scenario, the Mariners) wouldn't be able to fall out of the playoffs completely, but it would be possible for them to be 1 GA at the end of the season and end up in a wild card game. Pic related

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>tfw still under the radar
Good...good...

>>77037050
the had the easiest schedule in baseball in the first 2 months of the season

>>77048257
>mfw no one else remembers how horrible and obnoxious brewers fans were in 2012

>>77048285
This. I said that then, but the Yankees fans wouldn't listen.

So pretty much everyone knows Memecarlo will win again, right?

>>77048285
>>77048305
You realize most of the losses this stretch can be attributed to Clippard, Betances, and Tanaka, right? The offense has been plagued by injuries, yet still haven't missed a beat. The Yankees are still the only team to have not been shut out this season.

Also, they've been playing terrible teams during this cold stretch; unless you faggots really want to argue that the Angels, A's, Rangers, Blue Jays, and White Sox are better teams than the teams they were playing before they started to skid. Knowing you guys, and how much you desperately want the Yankees to regress, you'll probably try to argue that.

Tagging in the field in the Show is so fucking broken.

Guys
The ASG SUCKS

Everyone on /mlb/ loves the janitors.

I vote that we give them a positive shoutout in the next OP to let them know we are thier ally.

>>77048363
wrong

>>77048398
Great post.

>>77048363
They're 7-18 over their last 25. You can't attribute all that to 2 relievers and 1 starter. Face it. The Yankees just aren't very good.

Gary bear is gonna win the HR derby

>>77048370
Fucking this. I'm so tired of having my throw beat the runner, but the fielder taking 16 minutes to place the tag.

>>77048393
Yes. We know. It's a poor substitute for real baseball. I'm sure that the players could use a break though.

Is Chris "BACK BACK BACK" Berman "calling" the Derby again tonight?

>>77048407
>You can't attribute all that to 2 relievers and 1 starter.
Please go back and tell me how many of those games were blown by the bullpen. Then, when you're done with that, feel free to tell me how many times a game was blown with Betances or Clippard on the mound. For extra credit, feel free to show me Clippard and Betances's stats from the past four weeks. I didn't say every loss was their fault, but a very good chunk of the losses have come from them. You faggots want so badly for the Yankees to be bad, that you willingly ignore the source of the Yankees struggles. Instead, it's just a bunch of "lol the whole team is regressing" and "anyone remember when Judge wasn't a bust lmao"

>ForbesVerified account
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Miami businessman Jorge Mas set to buy Miami Marlins for $1.17 billion

Holy shit this would be perfect. No new yorker. the only bad thing is loria gets more money then before

>>77048470
>name is Jorge Mas
>isn't brown

wtf?!?!?!

>>77045644
lets not forget loria is going to do another fire sale this year

>>77048484
a lot of cubans are white

>>77048470
my bad that is less than before

>>77048470
>george more

>>77048459
I don't WANT them to be bad, they just are.

>>77048521
>I don't WANT them to be bad
Then why do you willingly ignore the sources of their struggles? Because it sure as hell hasn't been the offense, even with all the injuries they've been sustaining.

BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK

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Name my one man band, /sp/

>>77036858
>>77036865

They realized that this isn't the NFL

>>77048546
Oh. I'm sorry, I thought baseball was a team sport.

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God bless the Red Sox organization. I'm talking about the organization. Class. Fenway park still going baby, built in 19-fucking-12 the year the titanic sunk. What does our organization do? Knocked down the cathedral way to go, waaay to gooo! Good thinking!

Now when I go to this new plastic replica of a stadium, empty seats behind home plate and all the fucking corporate jerk offs, on the phone, not even watching the fucking game waving to the camera. Good, good decision front office you fucking morons!

We use to go to the ball park and say, "that's where Mickey Mantle homered", "That's where Roger Maris tripled", "That's where Fritz Peterson got a blowjob". But you can't do that anymore! Now you go to this fucking place "ahh that's where Teixeira pulled his left nostril!".

Good for the Red Sox, good for them! I'd like to see the Red Sox and the Cubs! There I said it, I don't give a fuck! Call me whatever the fuck you want, call me an uncle Tim I don't give a fuck because I say what most Yankee fans are thinking

>>77048557
Trade Bait

>>77048561
>Two late relievers and a starter struggling means the entire team is struggling because it's a team sport
This is profoundly retarded logic

>>77048557
Future National

>>77048586
You have a one dimensional team. You're the Orioles in pinstripes.

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>>77047963
Anon, this says it was from Sunday

>>77048595
Mind if I ask who the Future Phillie is? As much as I like Nick Pivetta, I think we need someone else who has potential to be a good player

>the dutch chocolate knight isn't in the all star game

but why?

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The Yankees have played their best baseball and the Red Sox still haven't played their best yet. That's all there is to it.

>>77048613
You're deflecting so hard, that every single post you've made has been an entirely different argument. This is genuinely impressive, even by /mlb/ standard.

Boston is a racist city

>>77048630
At least the Yankees were still expecting to be rebuilding this year. I'd kill to have Clint Frazier, Aaron Judge, and Luis Severino on my team!

>>77048618
Brian Goodwin.

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>>77048644
>rebuilding
>top 3 highest payrolls in baseball

inb4
>spending lots of money on free agents doesn't mean we aren't rebuilding still!!!!

>>77048631
Thank you. There are different arguments because the Yankees suck for more than one reason.

>>77048666
Yet all of your arguments have been flimsy at best.
>b-but I don't WANT the Yankees to be bad
You're disproving yourself with every post

>>77048659
>Only major free agent signings from the past 4 years that are still on the team are Ellsbury and Headley
>Haha, the Yankees can't be rebuilding because of this. Checkmate!

>>77048363
>>77048459
>>77048546
>>77048586
>>77048631
>>77048683
>conditions I deem fair

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>>77048712
>Only major
>the money doesn't count if they don't play well after we sign them!!!!

>>77048718
Great post. Notice how you were never able to prove me wrong, and could only respond with memes? You, like the rest of /mlb/, want the Yankees to be bad so desperately that you ignore the actual problems on the team.

>>77048651
>26 years old
Washington please, You have Neshek for .3+1 years

>>77048745
Odd coming from the RED SOX, who had high payrolls in their rebuilding years

>>77048745
>Most of the big money guys on the team were signed almost a decade ago
>Ellsbury, Headley and Chapman are the only other big free agents that the Yankees have signed
>Therefore, the Yankees can't be rebuilding, despite them selling their most valuable players last season, emphasis on drafting good players, and emphasis on getting younger
>CIDF

>>77048777
By your logic we're rebuilding right now

>>77048756
>You, like the rest of /mlb/, want the Yankees to be bad
>the actual problems
>The Yankees actual problems
What? That they're a one dimensional team with no depth that hits dingers in a tiny park with no starters and a shitty bullpen?
The prosecution rests.

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Did we win yet?

>>77048772
You can have Jayson Werth back too.

>>77048864
see
>>77048820

yes

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1. Red Sox
2. Rays
3. Yankees
4. Orange Ducks (eternal 4th placers)
5. Blue Jays

this is how the division will end, this is objectively right.

>yfw judge is eliminated in round 1

>Sale and Scherzer to start all-star game.

Kershaw on suicide watch

>Cubs trying to trade Schwarber at his lowest value

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>>77048925

LIGHTNING AND THE THUNDER