/heem/

First for valentina

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>>77035543
will do ya one better

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*GADOOOSH*

I love seeing new fights announced

Jojo calderwood has p4p the most anti bunda in mma

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>>77035561

So Brock beat up another fat samoan

>>77035579
Mandrama isn't real. Grow up.

>>77035595
How do either of them have anything to do with each other?

>>77035567
I'm still mad they didn't announce the headliner for 215, I'm going to get tickets and people here are super scummy about selling out concerts in under 10 minutes, a UFC pv would go the same

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>>77035609
Even when I'm banned you still don't stop. I don't think you ever will.

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>It's a Springsperg derails the thread by responding to every post episode

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Succ posting will save heem

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>>77035523
someone please tell me the truth. is amanda nunes a post op transvestite ????

>>77035631
I'm going to watch new Twin Peaks now anyway, apologies.

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>>77035607
>when its Mighty Mouse-Borg

>>77035644
You post on /tpg/ bro? I love Twin Peaks

>>77035661
Not all the time, but yeah I do sometimes.

>Stipe vs Shane Carwin will never happen

Imagine how spicy it would be

>>77035671
ok lad make sure you close your /heem/ tab

>>77035706
Stipe would pick him apart like JDS did but worse.
>>77035709
I watch fullscreen anyway lol

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>>77035680
>Hank Hill ass

who should be next for pettis

do you give him a winnable fight or throw him right back in the deep end

>>77035596
Are you this insecure about someone enjoying something you don't like?

>>77035725
Vick wants Pettis, I say do it

>>77035725
>or throw him right back in the deep end
He can't hang with the big boys anymore.

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me on the right

>>77035745
I'm not the one pretending WWE is real

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lads.. Tuss made her instagram private

Dude who called my secretary today lmao?

>>77035795
I see you're the type of person to point out any fictional show is also fake

>>77035820
If you visit someone's Instagram too much they get notified. Just like when someone downloads pictures on Facebook

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>>77035866
ha
ha
ha

good one anon

>>77035856
You have an entire board to discuss your kid's show please keep it there.

is Gaethje/Barboza the fight to make?

>>77035887
But we can continue discussing BLACKED here, right?

>>77035893
I would rather see Gaethje vs iaquinta

IT would give Al an opprotunity so he could stop bitching about the management, and Gaethje could test himself against someone with strong wrestling and who has actually won more than one of his last 4 fights

Hey i'm watching the fights right now. can somebody tell me what the oleynyk intro song was?

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AND THIS IS STILL MY BOY

>>77035928
For sure since strikeforce my guy

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>his boy has twelve losses
For sure Masvidal is really a top ten WW

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>>77035938

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>>77035935
Fuck you bandwagoner

>>77035948
How many of those were split decision robberies? Masvidal has never lost a fight, he always loses decisions.

>>77035964
he's been finished before tho

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>>77035866
uhh, is this true?

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>>77035964
>le get caught by an inverted triangle man
For sure Masvidal is elite my man.

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>>77036011
uh oh!!

post the best fights
ONLY the best fights

>>77036011
>Ferylicious

Lmao

>>77035927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkfbiR4U6d0
This one?

>>77035919
Raging Al would be a step back for gaethje. As spicy a fight as that would be. If the alvarez-poirier rematch has been scheduled I'd say give him the winner

>>77036040
>Iaquinta is a step back
>The guy who lost to Johnson isn't though

>>77036040
I persoanlly think it is exactly what he needs. MJ may have been ranked #5but he is not a "Contender" level of opponent. His last win was Porier who was ranked #7 at the time and he had lost his last two in a row before that. Ranks go up and down and dont mean exactly as much as a lot of people think. I feel like Justin should be one more solid mid-ranked guy before getting a crack at a real top 5 guy like Alverez or Tony.

>>77036050
i dont need you putting words in my mouth guy

>>77036035
Thank you very big!

>>77036069
>>77036069
>MJ isn't a contender
Oh I disagree lol cause when Khabib pulled out he was the guy called on to fight El Cucuy.

Gaychi's best fight is Barboza now. Iaquinta also wouldn't be too bad. Poirier would be a step down.

>>77036096
The reason he was on call to replace Nurmy is because he was the last guy to beat ferg, but that was years ago. IT was just for the marketing possibility

>>77036096
I agree with this guy, its like pottery the way the division rankings are right now
>beat #5 Johnson
>fight #4 Barboza

everyone above Barboza is busy, Dana still wants the Khabib/Tony fight, Eddies rematching Peahead most likely, Gooby is boxing

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next big fight you're looking forward to?

I don't find Tony Ferguson's trash talk to be cringey. Anyone else?

>>77036147
Lawler Cerrone tbqhwyf

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Reminder TJ - Cody was supposed to have happened yesterday.

>>77036147
Joanna vs Rose
Tj vs Cody
Lawler vs Cowboy

>>77036154
Yeah, cody is way worse. I dont get why people call out tony's instead of cody's

>>77036154
I'm the new John Wick

>>77036147
Shevchenko-Nunes, my guy.

Has Floyd always made his sparring partners end the round once they get a clean shot on him or what? If so then Conor is still screwed, if not then Conor might be in luck

>>77036181
>C-Can I keep it?

I don't know man, Whittaker seemed like the cuck there

>>77035622
everyday im triggerin

>>77035609
Anybody else find this shit disturbing?

Why would you shoop a picture of a child on a BLACKED cutout?

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>>77035866

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Go on heem

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special forces

>>77036204
nobody actually wants Tugger to get blacked (except el cucuy)

>>77036204
Because its funny when
>Coral Springs
gets triggered

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0-4 in MMA
2-0 in cucking Schaub

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>>77035866
>Just like when someone downloads pictures on Facebook

>>77036284
I wish every girl I took a picture with meant we made love. Schaub won at the game of life and it's not even close.

>>77036294
>Ronda being Browne's 12 million dollar sugar momma
>not winning

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How much clothing do you normally remove for a tattoo

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>>77036351

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Who /pearl/ here?

>>77036352
So your entire top

>>77036211
Post yfw reddit's boy got BTFO

BOBBY BLESS

>>77036358
It's a one-piece dress

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Overeem will get his steaks soon

>>77036361
I don't think it is. I don't see a back strap or neck strap

>>77036363
yeah because it's being pinned against her chest

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>>77036360
>Yoel
>reddit's boy
Heem urself my man

>>77036362
Better than ____

>>77036366
The only thing I see pinned against her chest is her tattoo artist

>>77036372
They aren't even touching

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>>77036355
right here my guy

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>>77036371

Any chance Edgar/Holloway is on 215?

>>77036374
Uhhhhh they are?

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>>77036371
20 times this amount

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how does this make you feel? this guy gets to stuff gabi's horse pussy every night while you jerk off

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>>77036355
>tattoo and breast implants

Gross

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>>77036405

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How do I get into Conor mode

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Never4get

>>77036294
If you can call life changing, irreparable, irreversible levels of CTE winning, sure.

>>77036423
He doesn't have CTE tho.

>>77036428
I think you'd be surprised.

>>77036430
I think you'd be surprised.

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>>77036436
I think you'd be surprised

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>>77036441

>>77036441
Can you at least make all the fights flow and not freeze in between?

>>77036444
How is this supposed to be an insult. Is eating Cheetos like bad or something

>>77036458
It just exposes them as the archetypal internet troll that Schaub describes.
>>77036460
Just so happens they're cuck connoisseurs as well.

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Is this normal to do in an interview

>>77036468
Very disappointing you took the time to make that. Hope you're at least proud of that abomination.

>>77036471
It's cute and Burt is a legend.

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>>77036474

>>77036436
You know that CTE can only be ruled out after death, right? Assuming that when the pain gets to be too much Shwab doesn't splatter his brains across Tigger's wall.

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Can't believe I saved this made me chuckle

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I'm glad I don't have to worry about getting murdered at a gas station because I live in Coral Springs

>>77036491
heem is for schaub posting please stay on topic

>>77036498
A good samaritan stopped a robbery because they know it makes a difference. Robberies are extremely uncommon here.
>>77036485
make your own pics at least lol the canadian already posted that

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>>77036507

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We got a call from Coral Springs about harassment. Just checking in to see if everything's fine

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"I told Justin to climb up on the cage, and he actually did it! the absolute madman!"

>>77036520
Yes please ban these people that think photoshopping babies is humorous.

>>77036531
Your reaction is what's humerus. If you stopped responding, nobody would post them

Use a filter or something if you can't stop yourself from being a little baby.

>>77036531
I'm sorry but that's their constitutional right. Yes even Canada's. Remember this number is only for emergencies so please don't call again over a trivial issue

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>>77036531
>tfw you get warned for spamming reports

>>77036550
>Your reaction is what's humerus. If you stopped responding, nobody would post them
While I was banned they would do it too. Weeks into my ban they would still harass me.
>>77036551
Photoshopping a baby into a Blacked hand doesn't warrant an investigation?

>>77036555
Sir that does not classify as child pornography.

>>77036564
We don't talk like that on /heem/, sorry.

>>77036555
>Weeks into my ban they would still harass me.
And whose fault is that?

i think it's cool brendan would raise another man's child

>Coral Springs

>>77036579
Tiger is his biological son.
>>77036577
certainly not mine because I was banned.
>>77036581
>new york city

>>77036585
>Coral Springs

>>77036585
woodley is the dad actually

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I think maybe it's time for me to give something back to my fine city

>>77036625
You'd get accepted, bunch of kids doing high school community service hours get work around here.

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Dailey reminder Chael is the GOAT.

>Chael Sonnen beat Olisky Oklinksky
>Olisky beat Travis Browne
>Travis Browne beat Matt Mitrione
>Matt Mitrione beat Fedor

They the say to be the man you gotta beat the man. Well Chael beat the fuck out of everyone,including Jenna's pussy Tito. He's the real father of your "kids".

He also beat Shogun,Wanderlei,and Anderson 2x. If Androstanole had been clean Chael would've killed him.

APOLOGIZE.

>>77036641
Schaub demolished Mitrione who demolished Fedor. Talk about Fedor being washed up all you want. You MUST respect Brendan's athleticism and grappling ability to put away a fighter like Mitrione

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noticed on the rewatch that the first time johnson got wobbled was actually from a headbutt

>>77036653
Thanks for getting us back on topic, we strayed from Schaub for a minute there

>>77036666
It's the mobileposters

>>77036491
i could make more

>>77035928
That's a dangerous road, he's just too inconsistent. He'll kill a guy in one fight and drop a split decision because he doesn't realise he's losing in the next.

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>>77036670
Im not on a phone

>>77036670
>Implying this isn't your fault

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>i dont want to get into a brawl with him
>waves him in
>brawls

>>77036641
>Urinalysis conducted after his loss to Anderson Silva showed Sonnen had an unallowably high testosterone/epitestosterone (T/E) ratio of 16.9:1 at the time of the fight. An average man has a T/E ratio of 1:1, and testing bodies may allow a ratio as high as 4:1 for athletes undergoing TRT treatment. In other words, Sonnen's T/E ratio was nearly 17 times than a normal man's and over four times the allowed maximum for an athlete.

Sonnen is the guy who started the whole TRT thing

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>>77036672
>>77036672
My guy hasn't been trying to coast since he got robbed by Iaquinta. He is the next WW champ mark my words.

>>77036702
They tested him on a low day too.

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>Johnson's gonna have to rock him
>He's going to have to severely hurt him or knock him out if he wants to stop this pressure

this uppercut came from below the mat

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>>77035866
>All those FB fap threads

>>77036720
>>77035870
>>77035976
>>77036208
>>77036286
Did you dorks actually download the pictures and not just screenshot? I dont think they even get notified if you download but why risk it?

>>77036723
Better quality

>>77036714
Gaethje great recovery. How often you see someone get bambi legged that hard and stay standing?

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>>77036726
he got hit pretty good

interesting here to see how Johnson's left hand moved Gaethje's guard for the uppercut to get through

>>77036723
They don't get notified, retards got trolled hard.

>>77036726
What's with commentary insisting recovering from near KOs has to do with a fighter's stamina lately?

here's the second time johnson rocked em

metro pcs logos extra slippery

If both fighters are 38+ plus should they change the rules to open hand palm strikes?

I think that's a good comprise for being able to let two veterans fight without having to see a sad knock out like what happened to fedor

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>>77036750
woops

>>77036734
>thats an uppercut

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I don't like Magiga at all but Gaychi would be an easy opponent for him.

>>77036411
Are you photoshop bro?

>>77036757
bolo punch?

>>77036756
straight left lands flush yeh

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>>77035642
she's the natty goat (naturally a man that is)

>>77036757
What would you call it?

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>>77036753
A guy who's good with palm strikes can fuck you up. There's no way to make MMA safe, you'd have to make it grappling only.

>>77036765
rondasperg finna seething ronda got dispatched in 46 seconds.

>>77036766
A bolo punch at best

>>77036762
yeah

>>77036734
>>77036734
Yeah almost looks like he was hand trapping but punching instead of just pulling the hand. Hooft is a good striking coach so wouldn't be surprised if it was intentional.

>>77036775
>punch is clearly throw in an upwards motion cutting through the guard
lol

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stann called johnson's a hook

and called gaethje's here an uppercut

>>77036779
Sick, can do you another one of Emily Ducote? Im pumped for her Bellator fight on friday.

>>77036784
It is coming up at angle tho, not straight up. Bolo punch bruh.

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>>77036734
Why do MMA fighters tattoo their last names on their bodies?

>>77036793
>uppercuts can't come at angles if it's not straight upwards it's a different punch
What the fuck is wrong with you autismos

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>>77036800
Oh no those aren't uppercuts those are reverse christmas hooks, trust me I watch Connor Reubusch

>>77036799
>>77036799
That's way too wide angled to be called an uppercut friendo. Not a hook, not an uppercut. Bolo.

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>>77036787
im also the other ducote poster. i'll make a bunch of ducote stuff when i start rewatching her fights tomorrow

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couldnt tell how flush this one was live

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Holy fuck who knew Sergei was so good at bolo punches???

>>77036814
>Getting baited by adan
Lol

>>77036818
I hope he really is baiting!

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>>77036812
Awesome bro! Can't wait!

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why didnt someone tell jose it was coming

>>77036770
i'm not rondaperg i actually fucking hate rondo i just used this fight template because it was the most recent one when i checked on fight pass

LONG,RANGEY

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>>77036850
for what reason?

>>77036785
stann is without a doubt one of the worst commentators on the rotation, he should stick to interviewing people and give someone less shitty and biased a job

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DES

PA

CITO

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>>77036855
I accidentally replied to myself

>>77036860
masvidal and covington must be on here

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>>77036860

>>77036882
>>77036860
samefag

>>77036889
what does gamebred mean

>>77036641
Didn't alexey have 80" reach in the Browne fight?

Has anyone asked a fighter how they get their measurements? I'm really starting to believe they don't even measure you and just ask what your measurements are

>>77036890
there's like 3 people up right now. calm down

>>77036901
>gamebred
He's been in the streets, born, raised, bred like a savage pitbull. Jorge is a beast that's what gamebred means.

i forget
how many pounds was the dick?

>>77036915
I'll fuck you up bro, don't tell me what to do. I would quite literally HEEM you in shockingly brutal fashion.

>>77036748
Because you have to be in shape to take a hit

>>77036929
I don't see the correlation, some of the best chins in the sport have been on relatively unathletic folks.

that song Bigfoot walked out to has 2.4 BILLION views on youtube.

in 5 months.

how in the fuck?

>>77036941

and by Bigfoot I meant Werdum kek

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>>77036922
It was a middleweight dick

>>77036769
How come Asian fighters can take so much damage?

>>77036769
>closed fist? dont you dare
>full force knee direct to the dome? sure

>>77036941
That dumb song gets played everywhere

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Khabib desu lads

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>>77036977
>>77036941
What song?

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>>77036975
I think the idea was to make it more like pro wrestling, not safer. Still just getting into Pancrase but those guys sure didn't seem to be afraid to mix it up

>>77037019
bas rutten commentating the infamous delucia fight with the liver shots is my fave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXPF2oShAME

delucia keeps claiming bas is going closed fist to the head. bas gets pissed and just destroys the body

>Winning by decision
Congratulations, your mind, body, and soul have withstood a trial by hellfire and the judges have found you to be the more complete and superior fighter.

>Winning by TKO
Your indomitable will has broken your opponent thoroughly and you've crushed through his defenses like a rampaging titan.

>Winning by submission
I guess it's alright as long as you don't mind being "that guy."

>Winning by KO
Good job, you landed a lucky punch.

Khabib walks around at more than Masvidal

BRB going to go fap to a short hair girl thread on gif

>>77036832
has anyone ever thought of this fight being staged?

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>>77037115
staged or not the impact was real

>>77036653
I really musn't. Meathead is garbage.

>>77036796

To identify their bodies when they die from drug addiction 20 years later

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>>77037037
Bas was an animal

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>>77037115
>>77037121
big john was there to seal the deal

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>>77036352
>just a tatoo guys,nothing to see here,move on
>why dont we get stoned and trigger Eddie Bravo to talk about some stupid shit

>>77037115
Too much earning power at stake for Aldo

>>77036889
>>>77037146
Chrissy craving that BBC.

>>77036939
And then we have Schaub, who for all his many faults was both unathletic and didn't have a chin.

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cory>cody

https://www.instagram.com/p/BWW6wOaALLQ/

kek

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>>77037395
I LUV YOU MAIK

SHEE YOU NEVER BOIIII

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>>77037395
>muh flag = serious business

>>77035523
Had a strange series of thoughts

>First I imagined a seedy eastern European WMMA organization where the girls fight naked
>Wasn't too sexual in my head, but they did have a decently hot champ, for obvious hype reasons
>Angela Hill get's in weird resigning period for her next contract and takes 1 fight deals
>Hill fights their champ, for the fight she trims her pubic hair in the form of the reebok logo, either because not sure about her sponsorship status or to be cheeky
>Wins by head kick, logo plain to see. It's controversial but not sure what happens next.

Angela hill fought recently
Always did the cosplay invicita weigh-in fun, so confidence on point
Don't find her unattractive but she isn't an outlier in that regard amougst women's fighters
No north south, or back takes or anything that would be hyper sexual in my vision
Was recently reading a lot about old Pankration in the Olympics of Greece
Vaguely had thoughts of the Org trying to cover by holding men's event's with weird jock devices since they couldn't get approval for men to fight winout cups

still confused what it all means

>>77037395
Y NUNCA

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>>77037395
>couldn't even afford to buy a real flag to burn

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>>77037467
I had a dream where I was racing road bikes with Goober and when we reached an uphill section of the road, Kavanagh rolled up in SUV and took Conor and his bike in the car. Then I laughed at Goobs for having no cardio

>>77037395
but that's just a picture of bisbong with his flag
yoel m8 cmon

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Is this picture gay

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>>77037156
*Hits bong*
>Alright, alright, alright! Lemme ask you guys this! Where do you get cuck porn from? Be honest. BE HONEST.

>>77037699
I get mine from CNN

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>tfw posted a m4w ad on Craigslist and within 3 hours this hot married 25 yr old sent me a bunch of nudes and wants to cheat on her husband

Why did so many of my posts get deleted?

>>77037018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBYmZsUjSFE

>>77036964
narrow skull so less torque so head spins less hard so the brain shakes less

you know that someone gets KO'd because his brain shakes hard in their skull right

>>77037476
otherwise it wouldnt be personal hes actually being nice

ps. ask me how much I bench

>>77035792
damn paige has some fat arms

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watch him go full pigg rigg

>>77038338
He's the least JUSTed out of the three 2014 champions

hi /heem/, just got back from vegas. Was really fun even though the main event got cancelled at the last minute, Gaethje/Johnson was absolutely nuts.

>>77038404
>Gaethje/Johnson was absolutely nuts.
Welcome to every single Gaethje fight

>>77038429
I know, I watched his previous fights and knew that it would be similar. Being there live was something else though.

>>77038437
People doubted him, so glad he showed so many people what he is capable of as a showman and a fighter.

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First for my girl

>>77038451
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, he was fighting Michael Johnson. Proved he belongs in the top ten and not much else.

>>77038470
People were doubting hes even top 10 material, and honestly I think he beats most people in the top ten. He would really only have trouble with Khabib, Ferguson and Conor.

>>77038167
probs a shake weight enthusiast
if you catch my drift

>>77038404

What are your thoughts on Drakkar Klose?

>>77038575
solid fighter, good gameplan. Made himself look like a bit of a knob after the fight but understandable.

he kinda looks like Kevin Lee IMO

>>77038465
based girl poster

>>77037738
watch out nigga, watch out

>>77036853
DANGEROUS IN EVERY HAND

>>77036491
>No Gabi folder

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>>77038338

>>77038706
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiULXX9w4O8#t=39s

>>77038488
I agree with this, people are not gonna give him a chance against Barboza but they are wrong because Barboza doesn't handle forward pressure well and has a below average chin which Gaethje is gonna eat the fuck up.

Should be a nice showcase of hellish leg kicking though.

>>77038835
>Should be a nice showcase of hellish leg kicking though.
from both guys

>>77035607
Just sell the ticket if it's not a good fight.

>>77038801
>RIB SHOT NIGGA

>>77036355
>Hey, sweetie, do you know what would make you more attractive and sexy and not trashy? a tattoo in your tits! you should totally do it!

>>77038465
Don't turn into that joanna-posting pole

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>wake up
>open fight pass
>click the 24/7 stream
>hoping for some spice for breakfast
>it's some gay ass dana white interview talking about his childhood

everytime

>>77036763
>>77036766
shovel hook

>>77036769
What fighting federation is this?

>>77039266
Pancrase

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Is Yoel an actual gangster?
>everyone is spooked by him
>everyone makes a point to greet and pay respect
>shows up to this fight fight a big new scar on his chest

How come Joanna never wears her hair down? It's always in a ponytail.

>>77038801
THIS HOW BROOKLYN DO

EVERYTIME I LOOK AT YOU

I WANNA PUT A FIST, KNIFE, BULLET, OR A FOOT IN YOU

>>77039318
Yes. Yoel is a cuban war/drug lord

>>77039410
are people really that violent in brokelynn damn

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>>77039410
that video has got to be one of my top ten favorites of all time

>big boy shoving his friend aside so he can get some shots in
>"RIB SHOTS NIGGA, RIB SHOTS"
>homie reps his hometown (SHOUTOUTS FO THE FAMILIES. BROOKLYN!) while drunk provocator was harassing some poor guy
>verbal beatdown after the physical to add insult to injury
>feel good theme of drunk provocator getting smashed

WE FROM BROOKLYN NIGGA WE FROM BROOKLYN WATCH OUT WATCH OUT

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>>77039473

>>77039501
>the brooklyn guys paying extra attention not to hit the innocent lil guy in the blue
>the drunk guy asking why he got beat up after he got beat up

lmao, it's a classic, and makes me really miss the real HEEM threads

>>77039501
>>77039546

>SAY ONE MORE THING N DIS SHIT IS OVER!!!

>>77039501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywOKTuuNmcQ
This one is definitely in my top 10
I'M FROM NEW YORK, I'M OUT HERE!

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I'm pulling for the 196 next week

>>77039909
>>77039501
i like this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPGhZkfeADY

Sorry I'm late I had to do something before getting to work, who is your favorite female fighter?

>>77035553
>Northern European master race

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Mousasi to bellator confirmed
https://twitter.com/SandhuMMA

>>77039981
god damn masvidal should fight for the title fuck maia that boring HGH headed cunt

>>77040048
That would be unfortunate. Moose is a relevant name on a good streak in a flagging MW division!

>>77039909
Uhh ohh

He's in trouble now

He's in trouble now!

He's in trouble NOW!

WHATCHA GUNNA DOO!

>>77040048
wonderboy should move up and kick whittaker's ass again

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It is all over

>>77040098
This shit is on fightpass

>>77040098
lol get that out before they crash and burn
just like ronda selling her story
>sport icon
>been relevant for 3 years
lol

>>77040068
if Weidman beats Gastelum that's the nail in the coffin for 185

>>77040098
We are watching him right now, it's in my fucknig short term memory, why do we need a story recapping it

>>77040134
Stephen Thompson is coming for that belt. Or maybe Woodley will move up and conquer those failures.