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Fucktard, there's already a thread that goes during the events. Search for /tdf/ when cyclists are running, ass pained idiot.

>>77032683
Mean

>>77032702
Don't listen to her, but you will find plenty of friendly people in the /tdf/ threads :)

>>77032726
>her

I just wanted a post-event thread

>>77032732
Pharmacy has became very influential in a lot of sports.

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You missed the party Pedro

/tdf/ is the elite neet sport

F for Porte :'(

Poor Richie Morte

>>77032869
pretty much
I'm a long-term NEET, and the couple of years I spent training wouldn't have been possible with a job.
I doubt there's another sport out there that requires as many weekly training hours to even achieve mediocrity.
[that's what you meant, right?]

>>77033018
People ride in the weekends. Usually

>>77033083
>"""people"""

ATTAQUE D'ARNAUD DEMARE

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>>77033595
Half FDJ out

You want to talk about how Dan Martin is the ultimate cuck?

is Froome gonna win it?

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>Colombian cunts atm

>>77034032
Why?

>>77034070
Imo: 60% Froome, 30% Aru. Today Aru has made a big mistake. He has lost a great opportunity to reduce time. He needs to reach Marseille time trial with some time advantage and he is 20sec down atm.

He has also made a mistake chasing Bardet w/ Fuglsang. He should have leaved all responsibility of the chase to Froome

The Tour is something special when everyone is crashing. Two thumbs up.

>>77034070

Yes

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Where were you when Barguil won a Tour stage for 5 minutes?

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Simon Yates not holding back
......

“I think it’s a dirty move. I don’t like what he did but it’s a bike race and he can do what he wants,” Yates said after a dramatic day’s race at the Tour.

“I’m not going to have any grudges but maybe some of the other guys will. I don’t really know what to say. From what I saw it wasn’t the correct thing to do."

When told that Aru had claimed not to have seen Froome’s call for mechanical assistance, Yates provided a short but definitive response: “[That’s] Absolute bullshit.”

“I almost got dropped from my group, but I’m happy with my ride. I gave everything that I had. I’m looking forward to the rest day because I’m absolutely fucked. Sorry. I don’t know another word to describe it.”

http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/simon-yates-calls-arus-attack-a-dirty-move-as-he-builds-on-white-jersey-lead/

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That feel when I was away with friends for the weekend so I missed all the mayham.

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no tour today? great! i can finally catch up on cleaning and shopping and shit!

shit , working from home so i could watch tour comfy....
>restday

>>77033857
that was a stellar strategy. Sacrifying 3 riders for a guy who was dropped after 5min of race.

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Demare a merde.

hows richie doing

>>77032783
Holy shit how did the threads become so long ?

>>77038101
stage was hype af, lad

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>ctrl+f
>/tdf/
>0 results
>was about to start a withdrawal support thread
>sort out OP image
>about to post
>see this thread

How was your morning ride lads?

It was absolutely pissing it down on mine. Couldn't have got any wetter if I stood in the shower for half an hour with my clothes on. Still, shaved two minutes off my PB so can't complain too much.

>>77037954
F

no challenge

>>77037954
Fractured right clavicle and pelvis.

>>77037669
One more Sky in disguise

>>77037669
>“I think it’s a dirty move. I don’t like what he did but it’s a bike race and he can do what he wants,” Yates said after a dramatic day’s race at the Tour.
>“I’m not going to have any grudges but maybe some of the other guys will. I don’t really know what to say. From what I saw it wasn’t the correct thing to do."

Faggots

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Hi I'm Richie Porte

>>77038908
>I’m not going to have any grudges but maybe some of the other guys will

What a cowardly little bitch. Just come out and say it instead of hiding behind stupid shit like this.

>>77038434
Yeah I know bit I didn't know threads were this big on /so/

cycling is for girls (and boys)

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>tfw /tdf/ is getting consistent 1000+ posts per stage
>tfw even the giro reached bump limit every stage in the last week

Cycling getting popular on /sp/. We used to only hit bump limit during mountain stages in the tdf couple of years ago. FeelsGoodMan.

>>77039367
to be fair though, most of the posts are complete shit

>>77039367
/n/ had some threads as well. Obviously slower, but comfy nonetheless.

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Going to watch the ending of yesterday soon. Seems like I've missed quite a bit.

>>77038459
Why is she so perfect, lads?

>>77039367
I look foward to the comfy Vuelta threads.

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>>77039367
> FeelsGoodMan.
Not really, threads have became quite uncomfy desu.

Have a job interview in one bong, am I gonna be alright lads?

>>77039493
Remember: lying is not illegal

>>77039528
But is it morally acceptable?
Please don't make the german suicide after he gets the job.

>>77039493
You're in Germany, just talk about how much you love Islam and the job is already yours

>>77039493
>>77039528
This desu. Whether it's true or not, if you can get them to believe it's true, it's just as relevant as if it is true.

>>77039493
remember, you can't start until september

>>77039584
>American humour

>>77039493
>>77039528
Remember: it's not a lie if you believe

He'll never remember all of that.

>>77039493
Just be yourself

>>77039595
I actually don't want to start before october because I want to have a mice vacation after uni is over.

>>77039667
I'm always myself.

>>77039600
>>77039585
>>77039528
Thevonly thing I'll potentially want to lie about is my grades and I can't.

>>77037669
>Froome's bike was having mechanical issues and someone attacked
That's what I gathered happened. Why is this poor sportsmanship?

Oh yes and did anyone see this? www.skysports.com/cycling/news/15264/10940072/philippa-york-formerly-british-cyclist-robert-millar-explains-transition

>>77039720
You're not supposed to take advantage when the yellow jersey has a non-racing problem.

It's rarely a black and white thing though. If Aru had attacked and then Froome had an issue - that would be fine. The problem is he saw Froome put his arm up, and only then attacked.

>>77039747
and then lied about not seeing it.

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>>77039725
Don't mess with your endocrine system kids.
Or at least win some étapes to show for it.

>>77039822
which one is before and the other after ?

>>77039924
The one where he has a dick. It's on video. Pretty fucking gay if you ask me, even if it's shemale on female (which is suppsed to be straighter than straight porn according to various equations).

>>77039924
Right is after, judging by the stretch marks

>>77040136
>>77040137
so he was already looking like a girl.
I will never understand how doctors and society allow such things... If someone thinks he is a horse or William Wallace he will get in psychiatric hospital and receive treatments to heal him and have him back mentally healthy. But if a guy thinks he is a woman then doctors help him to """become""" a woman and society prevents you to judge him.

>>77040186
>society prevents you to judge him.
what

>>77040186
Excellent point, mate. I hadn't heard it before.

>>77040197
He's not allowed to judge her. Society is presumably coming after him right now.

>>77040226
rip that guy ;_;

>>77040197
>"you can't judge anyone choosing his/her gender"
>"stop being a close-minded old patriarchal bigot"
>Conchita Wurse

https://twitter.com/BORAhansgrohe/status/884413075931222016

Another one bites the dust.
This Tour is already kinda catastrophic.

just watched tour de pharmacy and it was fucking shit. only good thing about it was freddy highmore looking qt

>>77040276
k

I'm in lads, wish me luck.

>>77040415
Shit, this race is a wreck.
He came down hard, his crash was the one that killed Thomas

>>77037669

Why didn't Froome wait for Martin after Porte took him out?

What a dirty move, they should have pulled over and let him catch up.

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>>77041809
>this b8

>>77039747

>he's leading the race
>don't attack on him guys
This is why cycling is for cucks.

>>77041884
>>77041867

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>tfw no amateur cyclists riding on TdF anymore and winning TdF stages like Alpe d'Huez

>>77032732
I watched this yesterday, it was shit.

>>77041947
>tfw when nobody on the TDF is on PEDs : the post

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Richie, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the skellington team, and starter on the swimming team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>77042085
Whatever

>armstrong was an idol to me as a kid
>destroyed the sport
>contador, my last favorite rider is so over the hill he has no chance of even winning a stage
>froome comes in and kills the last joy left in the sport

Even the danish commentator said he looks like a monster when he rides on his bike, said his style was 'ugly'.
Looking at his fucking computer screen every 3rd second in order to not pump unhuman amounts of watt. why?

http://www.stickybottle.com/latest-news/martyn-irvine-contacts-dublin-girl-penned-cycling-club-note/

Some rest day reading

>>77038908
>>77037669
"i'm don't like what he did but i'm not gonna be mad about it because i don't want to make any waves but maybe somebody else with bigger balls who are more relevant than me will be mad" Simon Yates

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>>77042199
I cant dislike him because of the glorious aggressive racing he showed last tour. I am okay with him winning as long as he does something cool again.

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Majka. Outo!

2018 Giro d'Italia will start in Jerusalem.
Get ready for cycling to get akbar'd :(

>>77045376
Wouldn't it under negotiation to be in Czechia?

>>77045576
http://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/giro-ditalia/giro-ditalia-route-192184

>>77046424
No Bahrain and no UAE teams. Nibali is fucked.

>>77039458
>you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>>77039725
fully expecting it to be a fake link
>it's real

well good for her i suppose

>is this what happens when you cut of circulatation to your genitals by sitting on hard saddle whole day?

>>77039725
what a weirdo

No Majka. Sky train with one vagon less.
http://www.cyclingnews.com/news/rafal-majka-withdraws-from-the-tour-de-france/

>>77040429
i-is he alright ?

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The Tour hasn't even started yet and i'm already bored with todays stage.

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18 riders are out just in the first week.

Don't even care about this semen slurping sport lads

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>>77053765
losses so far:

stage 1
Alejandro Valverde (MOV) injuries
Ion Izagirre (TBM) injuries

stage 2
Luke Durbridge (ORS) injuries on stage 1

stage 4
Peter Sagan (BOH) DSQ
Mark Cavendish (DDD) injuries

stage 9
Geraint Thomas (SKY) injuries
Richie Porte (BMC) injuries
Manuele Mori (UAD) injuries
Arnaud Démare (FDJ) time limit
Mickaël Delage (FDJ) time limit
Jacopo Guarnieri (FDJ) time limit
Ignatas Konovalovas (FDJ) time limit
Mark Renshaw (DDD) time limit
Matteo Trentin (QST) time limit
Juraj Sagan (BOH) time limit
Rafał Majka (BOH) injuries
Robert Gesink (TLJ) injuries
Jos van Emden (TLJ) injuries

>>77040429
Please, tell us what happened.

fuck South America and all those that inhabit it

>>77054130
I fully agree tbqhf

>>77040429
....so did you get it?