/nrl/ - It Was His Turn Edition

First for Kevin Walters will commit suicide when Ben Hunt loses the Game and Dynasty for Queesland

Ok I admit it I like black girls are you happy now?

>Black """girls"""

4th for moving out of home to have sex and do drugs in peace.

Last for dead poomunity

>yfw I'm officially BACK

>>77031957
Is DCE a weird cunt?

>>77035635

No- just high on pingas 99% of the time.

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I'M SO PATHETIC. I'M NOT GOOD AT ANYTHING. I'M SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT.

>>77035889
It's okay Brocky, you'll grow from this

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IT WON'T GET BETTER. I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY AT WORK YESTERDAY. I WAS EVEN TRAINED TO DO THIS TASK BUT I HAD TO DO IT BECAUSE SOME OLD FART WITH GLASS LEGS WAS TOO SCARED. I'M SO PATHETIC. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING AT ME. I HATE MY JOB. I HATE MY LIFE. THEY WERE ALL LAUGHING. CAN'T YOU BASTARDS REALISE I WASN'T EVEN TRAINED FOR THAT TASK. THOSE LEBANESE BASTARDS WERE CRYING OF LAUGHTER. WHY ARE THEY EVEN ALLOWED IN THIS COUNTRY? BECAUSE THEY SHIT UP THEIR OWN AND NOW THEY WANNA SHIT UP OURS? NOT MY FAULT THAT MY RACE IS GOOD AT CREATING SUCCESSFUL COUNTRIES. I'M QUITTING MY JOB.

>>77035956
Chin up Brocky, at least you had the balls to kick it

Last week I decided to concentrate on NRL tipping instead of AFL. I went 3/4 but failed to seal a perfect round with my blunder tipping the knights. In AFL I only went 5/9 but wasn't really caring about how I went that week. I didn't watch the game yesterday, I had to miss out on coaching the girls team too...I don't know how to say this but my wife collapsed on the floor. Took her to hospital and waiting on the results of an MRI scan. She doesn't seem well, been complaining of headaches recently but didn't think much of it. Praying to God everything will be ok.

>>77032701
you in brissie m8?

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When you and your mates get pulled aside at the swimming carnival for being too rowdy

>>77036406
I really pity america. Niggers are so ugly

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>you now remember the 2 pass rule that was implemented in juniors because the black kids wouldn't pass
>you now remember how the black kids would just dummy and run to the line anyways - effectively turning the ball over on the 1st tackle

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>>77036515
>>77036571
dat casual racism

Great news! No sign of tumour, she still has to go back to the doctor for additional testing but at least we can rule out brain cancer. so relieved

>>77036571
>2 pass tries were worth 4 points
>3+ pass tries worth 5 points

This shit was so annoying and ruined so many games because people couldn't keep count

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>>77036710
fuck off

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>you now remember that time when I was just barely in the 8 and still make a good run home and won the /nrl/ SC hip

*hops back into time machine*

http://www.rabbitohs.com.au/news/2017/07/10/see_jordan_mailata_i.html

>The 18 year old has come a long way since joining the Rabbitohs at 167kg earlier this year

>167 kg

How the FUCK do you even get that big? Especially as an 18 year old?

REAL thread here

>>77020264

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>>77020264

>>77020264

>>77020264

>>77036973
childish shit like this should be an autoban, i tell you what

>>77036918
Matt was that big when he was 12

Mannering or JTurbo as my final forward lads? I like Mannering but Jurbo being DPP looks tempting.

>>77036847
It's ok m8. I'll mention you in my speech when I win.

>>77036992
but that is the real thread sean

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*buurrrrrps* w-welcome to JB Hi-Fi how can I help you today

>>77037066
i thought it was only americans who invented facts

>>77037137
are you really an american lad? where do you live?

>>77037155
how would he have a US flag if he wasnt american you sook

>>77037164
nigga sit ya faggot ass down lmao (be humble)
fr tho bruh do you know what a proxy is ya bitch ass? deadass ima whoop yo ass mf fr lmao smdh fuck outta here

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>>77037178

I did none of those kek
>poomericans

Black lives matter mod for grand theft auto 5

look lad where in poomerica do u live? why do u watch our sport?

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anyone else hate /afl/ lol

Cucktorians amirite?

>>77037164
>you sook
Proxy detected
No American says sook

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Just a FRIENDLY reminder to all the grubs in the media out there to back off!! I'm fed up with this crap you pull its a bloody disgrace!!!!

>>77037236
Based big dog

The Media only report the facts.

>>77037210
Make sure to go into their threads and remind them that someone from /nrl/ once won their tipping hip.

Reminder that /rug/ is on the verge of threepeating /nrl/'s tipping comp

>>77036710
Great to hear that mate, can't wait to get some more excellent tipping advice

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based roosterkid

Just took the rubbish out lads

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>>77037432
Found the original

>>77037531
virgin

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PENALTY BRONCOS!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHRAHAHAHAHAH

>>77037051
why not both?

I just remembered that not only did the knights throw the game away in the last minute, but they could have tied it up with a penalty goal but missed by 30 metres

who will be the fastest tradie lads

>>77037780
Redoing the same fucking road down the street from my place mate

>>77037780
something like 25% of NSW govt spending goes to public servants. Not sure about federal

really hope that Billy "Billy the kid" Slater plays thiis wednesday

really hope that Reality "Tip God" Check joins us thiis wednesday

is vanilla wow the state of origin of vidya?

>>77037949
and Queensland was the Arcanite Reaper before the nerf.

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200cm
150kg
white

what a bosss

I'm literally about to come out from under the radar. This is your last chance to jump on the bandwagon.

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>>77038002

I took a helleva week to stop drinking lads.
Gonna be hell watching QLD get BTFO sober.

I literally never drink cause I'll go full 1488 drunk

>I'll go full 1488 drunk
You not liking based female touchies isn't welcome here sober or drunk either and both of those go hand in hand with your 1337 shit

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Daily reminder that this happened.

>>77038215
Hodkinshit should've been kicking that regardless of how fucked his knee is

>>77038247
Based JT would have.

>>77038288
She's my sister now m8

Carpenter officially best trade for ninja warrior
All other tradies BTFO

>watching tv

>>77038215
>tfw joey will never come back to coach us out of this dark age

Women BTFO by physical inferiority again tonight

>>77038215
The Newcastle Dynasty is officially over

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It's the face of the game's birthday today guys, say something nice to him!

>>77038594
He got to meet rusty.
Apprently he's a bit of a dickhead irl though lads.rusty that is

>>77038215
That's gotta be some match fixing shit
Nobody is that bad right?

http://nrl.com/PlayNRLTipping/tabid/11458/contentid/38/Default.aspx

>1st among the big guns and former players

Why is she so perfect lads?

>>77038932
No he's just a Knights player, stuff like that is pretty normal

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PJvY2kpLf4

>9:40

wtf is wrong with this world lads

He's in a fucking wheelchair you idiot

In a wheelchair lads. Gonna let my wife get blacked now Tbh lads

You'll never even have a wife in the first place

>>77032701
I'm moving away from the /gong/ soon lads :(

you're legit fucked

unironically the BEST thread on /sp/. This is dadaist/surrealist aussie humor at its best. the absolute fucking STATE of poogby and aussie pools pooball. eating a chili pepper with olive tapenade lads, why the fuck are you guys still awake?

>lebposting in an Aussie thread

>aussie thread

do you support the Beirutstown Bulldogs

I'm just having a laugh mate. Please stay and watch our sport and buy some merchandise to help the League out

I unironically fantasize about pegging raelene

anything that enters her orbit is lost in her black hole

Get out of OUR thread thanks in advance.

>>77039204
When did the newcunts get here? Yes thats you faggot

Last for the Beirut Bulldogs
t. White doggies fan

didn't actually mean to reply to you shiggler

Newcunt doesn't know how not to (you) people calling other cunts newfag.

Vintage /afl/ lads

jezfromthebush

I genuinely miss my meth-addicted prostitute ex-girlfriend. We weren't together long but our relationship was so intense. It was as if we had known each other for years.

Kek this might be good lads
Intense how?
How long were you together?
What was genuinely the best thing about the relationship?

>>77040057
Intense in the sense that we were on the same page about a lot of things and our emotions were all over the place and very visceral. It was like being in a high school relationship. We are both nuts and we have both been through a lot in our lives and it felt like we had a chance to start something fresh and special. We were together for a few months. The best thing about our relationship was the talking and obviously the sex.

The course of true love never did run smooth

>>77040154
It all depends on who fucks it up though. She won't ever want me back. It's too hard to explain but I really fucked it up big time.

>>77040154
Also, fuck Shakespeare.

>>77040196
No please. You have to explain it. I'm legitimately interested in what you did. Don't forget you're anonymous here and nobody cares if you fucked up big time because everyone on here is probably even more of a loser, for example the 28 year old Broncos customer

>>77040255
I'm a virgin 28 year old bronGOD customer*

>>77040255
I might write it all down and give you a proper explanation one day soon. It's not something that I can just type out here on the spot. One thing I will say though. At the start, I don't know if she was serious or not but she mentioned having a kid with me and getting married. At the start I just wanted a fuckbuddy but she put that on me and it totally threw me. I went along with it and I don't know if I really wanted it or I simply became obsessed with her after fucking everything up and she lost interest in me. I fucked up at the start, the middle and clearly in the end. At the middle, she was still semi interested in me and gave me another chance. I will never know just how serious she was about me. Especially after how things ended between us.

BroncGODS™

Plus the father of her child has always been on her back. He has made her life hell in the last 12-18 months since they broke up. How did she think she was going to have a relationship with that cunt breathing down her neck at every turn. I feel so drained...

You could do so much better m80, was it your first relationship?

>>77040368
Kek

>>77040313
Okay. The quick rundown will suffice for now, but you need to give us the complete rundown soon

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>>77040106
based AVOgod

>>77040620
I don't look at it like that. This is is why it's so hard to explain to anyone. Just because she was a drug addict doesn't make her a bad person. She was in no way the stereotypical drug addict. She was always there for her kid. She takes really good care of her. Maybe my morals are skewed but I saw someone special, not a "junkie".

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Got the last for QLD lads

Last for NSW

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Actual last for QLD

nsw

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i'm trying to get into rugby, whos the best/worst team in the nrl right now?

>>77048300
Best team right now: NSW
Worst team right now: QLD

That's the official quick rundown of all the nrl teams

>>77036571
t fat kid who got stepped by coconuts every week

>>77048300
best: Manly
worst: Wests

>Origin Game III 2017
>It's 28-28. Golden Point
>NSW kick off
>The kick goes to Ben Hunt, who is playing instead of DCE
>He drops it cold
>He squats on the ground with his hands on his head as the NSW team run up the field
>Crowd is dead silent, you could hear a pin drop
>NSW scrum on the 10 metre line
>The pass goes straight to James Maloney who looks to line up for a field goal
>Suddenly he does a 180 and kicks the ball all the way down the other end of the field
>Commentators speechless
>Cameras pan back to the other side of the field in a panic
>Ball making its way down toward the ground
>The ball is caught by none other than Daly Cherry-Evans
>He's in a NSW jersey
>DCE sprints 90 m up field, stepping every QLD defender one by one on the way
>He gets to the goal and kicks it through the posts
>But catches it before it hits the ground and puts it down between the posts
>He also was playing advantage from a high tackle from Ben Hunt
>DCE gets awarded the NRL's first ever 9 point try, handing NSW the series
>A tear rolls down Johnathon Thurstons left cheek
>Kevin Walters places a revolver to his temple and pulls the trigger
>The crowd erupts into a roar, NSW fans cheer and QLD fans shriek
>The noise is so loud that the vibrations of the soundwaves disturb the natural equilibrium of the fabric of space-time
>The observable universe gradually begins to physically vibrate and distort
>Cooper Cronks nose temporarily realigns back to its original state
>The statue of Wally Lewis remorphs into DCE
>Dark matter is released and a black hole is created which collapses in on itself and swallows up the entire stadium, as well as the state of Queensland and the Great Barrier Reef
>At the epicenter of the void where Suncorp Stadium used to be lies a single inanimate object, rotating endlessly in the void
>Its a fan-made sign with a picture of DCE in his Queensland jersey from the 2015 Origin series
>The sign only features four words "It was his turn"
>Nothing beside remains.

Just got heaps of (you)s by baseball fans lads.
As a thank you I WILL watch their all-star game tomorrow

>world series
>1 country

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>Australia has NEVER won a baseball world series
why are we so damn PATHETIC lads?

Technically they could invite other international baseball clubs to the World Series but why even waste their time? Altho the nips should have at least one team there

1 more sleep lads

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>We are looking for energetic and bubbly individuals
>bubbly
>bubbly
>bubbly
>bubbly
>bubbly

>tfw not '>bubbly' enough to work in australia

time to kms

Bubbly just means stupid and good with people.

>>77053378
Guess I'm too intelligent to find a job

>>77053408
If the boss thinks you're going to be too smart and might take their job maybe.

You better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Fi-fi-ta is coming to town

He sees you when your stepping
He knows when you're not marked
He knows if youve been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake

He's making a list
And checking it twice
He's gonna find out who's been paying Manly players extra money above the salary cap. This is a serious issue in our game and it needs to be stamped out. If people don't stand up for what's right and call out bribery when they see it, then soon enough we'll have no game at all.

Fatnotfita was good in game one but he was shit in game 2.

Did I ask you?

My apologies, did I make the impression that I had to have your permission to speak my mind on whatever the fuck I want to.

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>>77053366
I'm here for the job interview

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>>77053366
I'm also here for the job interview
*smirks at bubbler*

You can't just start using the word fuck out of nowhere to make yourself seem more alpha and dominant it doesn't work. You just end up sounding like some 28 year old who thinks that not washing the dishes for his parents is rebellious. All you had to say was "No, you didn't ask me"

>>77053366
No wonder Todd Carney keeps getting work XD

In that instance I used the word "fuck" to make me seem more down to your level. I had no intention of seeming more "alpha" but it is interesting how your mind jumped to that conclusion so quick.

Now you just seem like some sort of tryhard smartass

Hence why I dumbed myself down and said fuck when we started this little conversation because I knew you were going to say that. I'm a step ahead of you so if I were you I'd just quit while you're behind. It's smartarse by the way.

Now you just look like a complete pseudointellectual

Just got called a pseudo-intellectual lads

>>77053924
Waking up at 3pm and now your day is ruined. M8 you slept through the day

>Just get out of the shower
>Sudden urge to poo

Not my day lads

>>77053366
>tfw youre the least bubbly person ever

im energetic though i just dont act like a faggot

theres nowhere for me in this new world

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The patrician way to shop woolies online

PEEM PIST POOSDAY IS LIVE LADS

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>>77054085

>>77054112
>Not looking at both woolies and coles catalogue and buying stuff on special from both stores
kek

KEK

K E K

New special tomorrow lads

Friendly reminder to make fun of anyone you know who invested in meme cryptocurrency shit

kill me

Just got the ATO on my arse for converting my meme cryptocurrency into Australian dollars through various Chinese firms lads.

>>77054223
>>77054245

can a Manlybro post >our peem pist please

>>77054231
*kills ye*

>>77054223
>not buying the dip

SMART
C
O
N
TRACTS

Got my raw results, 82.5/100 and 83.5/100 LOL HD is 85 LOL they jewed me hard LOL kill me LOL

Still got 1 HD but fuck me dead 2.5 and 1.5 marks from D to HD

It was the first time I tried my hardest so I've learnt a lot and I should get 3 HD's this semester

LAWGOD OUT

>>77054297
Sorry I only buy in when I'm guaranteed a trip to the moon

>>77054263
1. Faggot
2. Faggot
3. Faggot
4. Faggot
5. Faggot
6. Faggot
7. Biggest Faggot
8. Faggot
9. Actually a pretty good bloke
10. Faggot
11. Faggot
12. Faggot
13. Faggot
14. Faggot
15. Faggot
16. Faggot
17. Faggot

Coach: Faggot

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>tfw gonna be in cairns this sunday and WILL be at the Cowboys vs Rabbitohs game
>tfw I WILL see Coen Hess and Angus Crichton in person

Shigs, what's your team looking like this round?

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>>77054312
nice work lawbro

>>77054422
wew what are you studying lad

>4chan. where smart people come to act stupid
>reddit. where stupid people come to act smart

lawbro youre forgetting that this is the dumbest thread on the whole website tho

>>77054467
takes a thief to catch a thief....

no it doesn't

>>77054410
>CriGOD will put in an elite 80 minute performance while Hess will probably score a meme fall over the line try off the bench and people will still put them in the same conversation

>crichton will be a le run then le tackle man for 80 minutes
>"Ivan Drago" Coen Hess will be fresh off a SoO Series victory and score a cheeky double where he drags half the defence across the line, leading the North Queensland Cowboys to another victory in the leadup to September

Queensland will win in golden point tomorrow.

>Cowboys
>September

KEK

>the kennel is trying to get club sponsors to stop supporting them
are there any fans on that site anymore? does anybody actually support the team?

Listen to The Screaming Eagles Podcast

>>77054569
t. leb trying to stay in power

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>Gina Rinehart will never want to fuck me

God she's such a stunning milf

Anyone up for some karaoke?

>>77054585
traps are getting better and better

Why aren't YOU boycotting origin because of DCE's non selection?

>Look at me guys lol based dee cee eee amirite please pay attention to me!!!

Embarrassing

>>77054862
t parramatta faggot

>>77054263
1. ELITE
2.LFOTLM
3. sometimes ELITE
4. >crying smelly
5. uatGOD
6.Good
7.DCELITE
8. starting to get form
9. top 3 hooker this year
10. strong running penalty magnet
11. low wage 2nd rower #1
12. replacement low wage 2nd rower #1
13. ELITE but backing up from origin

14. Hastings is probably better
15. ok
16. ok but penalty magnet
17. ok but no stamina

Lads I just ate a roast lamb and potatoes by myself lads with a 2L pepsi lads

Shut up manchild

Canterbury-Bankstown best fans in Sydney la

They were booing because bulldog customers don't like dogs.

Tiny dicked fob Inc.

Bulldogs most based fans

If you dont condemn failure you end up with Knights and Tigers

Just clubs that operate to take money from retards who never stop giving you money

>>77035956
haha fuckin beta

$40 million oz lotto tonight better be quick lads

>>77055082
meant for
>>77055029

A commercial for the Knights just came on the tell lads. Anyway, it reminded me of last sunday and now i'm sad.

Reminder Kasiano is leaving the Bulldogs too but nobody gives a shit cause REYYYYNOLLLDSS

how long until Bulldogs become contenders again? 5 years?

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>when you go for a shit team cause youre a retard and then you make shit predictions cause youre a retard

After I just sucked off my bf I just got a post off reddit and it's all dark so I must go there a lot lads

>>77055107
never, with the overcrowded sydney market the only sydney team that will ever remain consistent is the Roosters because they can offer huge TPAs cause of the Eastern Suburb money

if bulldogs ever win again it'll be as random as souths/parra/cronulla/penrith

>Australian Ninja Warrior
>Freddy Flintoff

???

>>77055154
He won't Celebrity Masterchef Jungle Island

>>77055172
Right here big boy

>>77055274
>nigger

dropped

I want to try dark meat once in my life, the american kind though don't want my dick smelling like petrol.

>>77055087
The website crashed

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>>77055026

Tell me, how do you feel about 45 year old virgins who still live with their parents?

>>77055386
Ask me in 17 years

>>77055386
I don't think about them. And don't care what other people do.

>>77055386
do you keep in shape

hello where is the Australian ninja warrior general

>>77055489
Right here my friend
Was just about to post about the systemic racism preventing non-whites from competing

Shocking heightism on display by channel nine there

>implying whites can compete

>Ameriboo

>start a meme obstacle course gym
>get the authentic sasuke experience and stack it on the second obstacle

DCElite

You're not allowed to say his name

3 nights in a row of women being BTFO by physical inferiority

Dreamy
Charming
Elite

>Beau Ryan competing next week

Ninja Warrior confirmed /nrl/ related
Hope he heems himself

Based Female Touchie could dominate ninja warrior

>>77055860
I wish she'd dominate me 2bh

Why didn't the abos live in Adelaide and Melbourne?

Surely they would have evolved to be white there eventually.

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G'day boys ready for origin? Haha cockie grubs gonna lose!! Haha just kidding good game cyas down the pub hooroo!

MATE VS MATE

STATE VS STATE

>>77056109
They did, they were killed off or moved on.

Most of what you see in Australian settlement pictures are completely whitewashed.

>>77056223
Were they different? I'd imagine that the cold weather would force them to make better shelters and wear more clothes, leading to higher intelligence and survival instincts.

It is officially game day.

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THE
BIGGEST
GAME
IN
THE
HISTORY
OF
THE
NRL

>>77056257
Hard to say, they did have different skills but it doesn't necessarily lead to higher intelligence. Tasmanian aboriginals are thought to have been less developed than anyone on the mainland.

2 more sleeps until origin lads

>>77056373
Game is on tomorrow, and yes I will be watching it and participating in the thread.

Whats your tip RC

>>77056463
QLD by 1

>>77056463
Last game was rigged so not sure. Objectively NSW should win though and I predict they'll win by about 8 according to the sort of script these shitheads come up with.

>>77056484
>script
I wouldn't be surprised but in both games NSW objectivity had the better team, shit I'm a pretty casual watcher but you could just visibly see it.

1 WEEK UNTIL ORIGIN HOLY FUCK BOYS

planning what to order tomorrow... feeling like asian... maybe some moneybags and satay chicken hey lads

>>77056582
>le fug reddit XD

>>77056591
virgin

>>77056480
real RC

>>77056484
false flag

Haven't done a poo today lads

>>77058186
movicol or let nursebro give you an enema

>>77058512
I'll just do a shit in the morning but thanks

good boy

thanks daddy

Last for Robbaz

Last for sharks to go back 2 back

One more sleep lads

0 more sleeps

YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS

Based, elite me.

SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS

Can someone give me the gestalt on DCE

That's DCElite to you, scum

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I went to the Cowboys Leagues Club yesterday and saw the 2015 grand final trophy

Don't they have to give the trophy to the new premiers every year?

there's the main trophy you see on GF day then when another teams wins it you get your own one with the date and the score on it etc.

>>77066444
Loves his mum
Respects the game
Always kicks the field goal

Kill me

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She changed my life
She cleaned me up
She found my heart
Like only a woman can
She pulls me up
When she knows I'm sad
She knows her man
Like only a woman can

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'Cause you're everywhere to me
And when I close my eyes it's you I see
You're everything I know
That makes me believe
I'm not alone
I'm not alone
I recognize the way you make me feel
It's hard to think that
You might not be real
I sense it now, the water's getting deep
I try to wash the pain away from me
Away from me

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Still checking at the place still cold
Moving in a way no place no snow
Straight chillin' with my niggas and shiver
Thinking about the sun lay thoughts on the river
Move back nigga, move back nigga
Fake Jordan-ass whack-ass bitch nigga
I come packed with eleven damn shots
I claim this city and I take your spot
Stay thinking about a white one
Thinking about a bright sun
That I changed straight from the dark shit
No take when I'm playing with the black gun nigga
You ain't never been a god since the last run
No stares in the place that's you
A lot of niggas tell me that I never really owe
Track track to the place back back nigga
Tell me that I'm like a nigga but my flow sicker

NSW scores in first 10 minutes and wins the game

only 2 more sleeps until a bunch of athletic dudes dress up and blue or maroon and run at each other for 80 minutes while trying to ball a ball in a certain area and everybody acts like its a big deal

Only 0 more sleeps until a bunch of athletic dudes dress up in leather and run a train on my tight butt for 80 minutes while going ball to ball with me and everybody has a great time

Hey /sports/! It's comix_corp from /nrl/ here, that's National Rugby League to you, haha, it's like your american grid iron except we do NOT pass forwards (on purpose anyway ;) that would be a PENALTY to the opposition for a forward pass or a knock on [a knock on is an accidental forward propolsion[) so I hope you guys have heard of Rugby Union, well this is Rugby League, which is VERY much the same except NOT lol.. In Rugby League you get 5 tackles with the ball (meaning you get tackled 5 times!) then you have to hand the ball over to the other team! In Rugby Union you get unlimited tackled! That's one of the differences, but not all, and I can't type up all the differences in this one post LOL. Anyway tonight there's STATE OF ORIGIN which is the most watched sporting event in AUSTRALIA and PAPUA NEW GUINEA. If you'd like to watch our sport, please watch our sport. And remember, we're all the same :D

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is facebook ourguy?

>there are people who genuinely think jt isn't going to make a "surprise" comeback next year after qld lose

woolies came and accidentally gave me 2 bags of shitty groceries some pooinloo ordered so i called the bloke to come and get it

im fucking honest as lads

>>77070630
Good karma

Just admitted to being a racist who shops at woolies instead of supporting diversity and multiculturalism by shopping at aldi lads

Cant wait for the Poo Cuck Welshman mass suicide tonight.

How can one state be so bad at everything?

reminder NSW will shutdown QLD down the middle by relentlessly needling fifita till he drops one on someones chin and gets marched

you cant count on luck, but you can count on a dumbcunt getting baited into getting sent off

>>77071049
QLD will shutdown NSW*

I will unironically stop watching this sport if NSW lose. If we can't even beat Queenslands C Team than there's no hope

Just woke up lads, gonna pee then listen to some erotic hypnosis before getting up.

Queensland will win. When there is ANY kind of expectation on NSW, they find a way to lose.

>peeing before getting up
Former sharks player detected

>>77067600
Please watch our sport

Gonna stop drinking lads.

>>77066444
those digits warrant the complete list

Complete list

- love his mum
- hot sisters
- intelligent
- has respect for the game
- leads Manly and inspires them to turn up for each other
- not black
- nice bloke
- well spoken
- always kicks the field goal
- never chokes in golden point
- good captain
- gives elite interviews with his respectful and humble attitude
- would win origin if he gets into the team
- doesn't want rubbish in Manly
- HATES tourists, and last but not least
- the refs can't touch him
- plays EXCELLENT football

>plays EXCELLENT football

Stopped reading there 2bh

>Those digits
cringe

>Cringe

>- plays EXCELLENT football
>gets smashed by a bottom 4 team
>doesn't even get picked for state rep side
Rolling on the floor loling out loud my arse off

will the rain in sydney really effect the game in qld?

Will the earthquake in New Zealand effect the game in Queensland?

Today I will watch the third rugby league game out of the four I watch every year. Like I said last Origin game, I steer clear of Rugby League, has it gives me the cruel reminder of the lowest class of Australians; either savage Islanders or methed up bogans. I will be watching tonight's game at a corporate function, where I will likely secure a lucrative deal earning myself a two month holiday over the summer. I suppose I can put up with 80 mins of people that would otherwise be in gaol when it suits my financial interests. But it truly is a shockingly awful sport clearly run and dedicated to the "centrelink crowd" of Australians.

no you for that weak sauce

Reminder that Gagai is the best Mackay local in the NRL

Invited one of my fat, balding employees to a State of Origin party where we're planning to fire him in front of the entire managerial staff and associates tonight at full time lads

thats mean tbqh

Pre ordered $80 worth of pizza for tonight lads

>>77072306
Very funny neckbeard virgin. I am in my early 20's and will likely be hit on at the function, because I have naturally good looks and a charismatic personality, which draws in people. However I have a girlfriend on about 4 years now, so I will have to exercise my self-restraint and politely decline.

>>77072345
hell yeah my man
tell me EXACTLY what you're getting. i myself didnt eat yesterday and will not eat until tonight when i get a large Capo Deluxe from the local pizza shop, 2 garlic breads and 2 six packs of Coopers Dark

Having a packet of M&Ms for din dins lads

>>77072621
PB i hope

got insomnia lads
slept 11pm-3, then 10-11am
not really insomnia i just stayed up late for a few nights and fucked up my sleeping pattern

Mine is all fucked up too, go to bed at 4:30am sleep till 2pm
Real bad since I got work coming up soon I think

>>77072738
well i just had a wank
gonna sleep and then wake up in time to order food and watch footy

REMINDER direct all casuals to reddit when they begin to ruin our poomunity

>>77072750
>direct all casuals to reddit
There is too many just have to weather the storm as always.

Alright, I've had enough.

You wanna know the secrets to making money, you piece of shit? First off, don't fucking click on the links. You know the ones that gave you free iPhones for your mobile numbers? Or those ones where you are the lucky winner? Yeah, those ones. They don't fucking work.

Secondly, there are a fuckton of ways you can earn good money quickly. Make a few friends, and make sure they are rich. But don't exploit your friendship, though. Be real friends with them, nice ones too. Then, when you have a house party, set the fucking house on fire. That way, there's a 50% chance each of your friends would've left the money to you.

What, are you going to argue with statistic?! Here's a fun fact for you: you either get the money or you don't!

Oh, now you want quicker money? How about you go rob a bank?! Then kill everyone and don't even bag the fucking dough? You're insane, you know that.

>storm
https://youtu.be/tj7nHrsZz78

real /neet/ hours who tf up

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Reminder that QLD will win by 1.

Dane Straightguy XD

>>77072239
based kentucky crushing /nrl/

>>77072306
Kek

>>77072559
Super supreme, bbq chicken bacon, peperoni, butchers block and hawaiian with 2 garlic breads from my local pizza chain lad

ITT: fat cunts

>>77073149
t.jealous

Can't imagine why everyone is fat. This post brought to you by Mcdonalds halftime and KFC bunker and XXXX maroons and VB blues and Oak panthers.

>>77073116
based walkie

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>comix_corp posts in r/arabs

any of you got to UQ? Im here now and this shit is confusing

Just ate a KFC Streetwise Feast but only the one cause I wanted to be hungry for the 4 pizzas I'm going to eat watching Origin.

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>tfw watching Origin with my dad and brother tonight
I don't wanna be weird about it Tbh but it's gonna be good to watch the footy with someone else who likes it just as much as I do lads
Tonight WILL be a good night

Was going to watch the footy with my favorite son tonight but his retarded brother that I have disowned decided to drag himself along lads

Tonight WILL be a shit night

>favorite

>>77073236
>>77073270
>tfw all footy watching friends are out of town
>only ones still around are the "this isn't Dota I'm not watching this" crowd
Another game where I'll shitpost on /sp/ to make up my lack of friends

I was watching videos on YouTube about random shit when I noticed one of those meme videos titled "Top ten Anime battles" and there was a picture of a banana from some cartoon standing in front of a revolving door. I clicked the video and it was basically just a montage of meme clips, but the banana one was there. When I got to it, the banana, who was clearly female because eyelashes, was trying to get into a slowly revolving door, looking intense as though she was in an Indiana Jones movie. She jumped it at the wrong time, and the door pinched her. The bottom of her peel burst open and some banana insides splat out. When I saw that clip, I became so fucking aroused that for longer then I cared to admit, I masturbated and climaxed to the fantasy of being that banana getting stuck in the revolving door, then someone coming up from behind and fucking my goopy banana hole, leaving a dick shaped impression inside my soft banana body until it was filled with warm cream.

>>77073371
i really really like this post

Walkdaddy Wednesday

Got a $3k bet on NSW from a "K.W." today at TAB lads

>>77073420
post slip please