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News:
>Dana thinks Travis Browne should retire
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-president-dana-white-says-travis-browne-should-retire-after-ufc-213-loss
>Nunes on withdrawal
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-champ-amanda-nunes-valentina-shevchenko-ufc-213-withdrawal-chronic-sinusitis
>Nunes will be given another main event despite pulling out of UFC 213 because of a stuffy nose
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/dana-white-champ-amanda-nunes-another-no-main-event-ufc-213-withdrawal
>UFC 213 salaries
http://mmajunkie.com/2017/07/ufc-213-salaries-fight-purses-money-alistair-overeem
fav female fighter?
hoo es yo favrit feemayul fytuh
Favorite thing to post to trigger Coral Springs?
He is 40 years old.
He abandoned his son and family to achieve his dreams!
He will never hold a belt!
He will never get another title shot!
He will never have a HOF career!
Career in shambles!
GA-GA-GADOOSH!
>>77031739
I didnt notice Todd going apeshit before
>>77031739
>Shevchenko was slated to earn a flat $100,000.
JUST
>>77031783
what does that matter if he got paid good heeming goofs? whittaker is going to be a dominant champ
>how to identified a retard
They believe Nunes had a legit reason not to fight.
They believe Joanna actually will anted the fight.
They think roidmero looked good last night.
does rogan or any other mma analyst know basic human anatomy? every hard body shot that connects is always 'oh right to the liver' when it hits the left side on the ribs or below the ribcage. kinda annoying
>>77031771
>FERGUSON
>there's only one way to save Gotham
>you gotta do it, Tony
>you gotta rape Tiger
>it's our only chance Tony
>do it
>RAPE HIM
>you are the hero this town needs but doesn't deserve, El Cucuy
>>77031832
>They think roidmero looked good last night.
but whittaker was supposed to KO him in later rounds!
So Amanda quit because she had a runny nose?
Is this the biggest bitch reason to pull out of a main event last minute? Struggling to think of others
>>77031783
>He abandoned his son and family to achieve his dreams!
i think you would find most married men jealous of this opportunity
>>77031846
still pushed his shit in with one leg yoel looked like julianna pena striking
>>77031783
>abandoned son
>>77031804
i remember this was a big news story over there
i only knew of him from other clips getting gadooshed but he seems like a proper lad
>>77031810
they "must" be paying her something right, how is she supposed to pay her bills lol
>>77031857
>still pushed his shit in with one leg
rewatch the fight, his leg was fine or he wouldn't kick or stand on it
>>77031807
it's funny they are watching the little ass monitors in front of them when the ending is unfolding right on their side of the cage
>people make posts about Whittaker
>people reply back with normal posts
>people make posts about Brendan Schaub
>get called shills and "schaubposters"
Explain yourself heem.
>Amanda announces retirement
>Holly headlines another card
heeminder that this tiny mother fucker got her first finish and is probably one of the best fighters in the world
>>77031893
Benton spooge is no longer a fighter
>>77031866
Who cares that your father was gone for 11 years, he brought back a shiny belt
except that he didn't
>>77031771
>>77031893
>only one of these people is relevant in mixed martial arts
>>77031901
She's definitely one of the best WSWs in the world. I thought she beat Rose in the rematch.
>>77031911
i like the part where Bisping handed whittaker his belt like the cuck he is
>abandon your son
>promise him to bring back a gold belt
>never get belt
>still abandoned your son
Defend this, Lithcuck
>>77031832
>how to identified a retard
Step 1. Read your post.
Why does Dana seem to take fighters getting injured as a personal insult?
>>77031951
>injured
>>77031919
Schaub is a legend of the sport, is a top analyst in the game, and does work with Bellator and showtime boxing. Whittaker is an active fighter in the UFC. He won the interim belt last night. How casual are you? They are both very relevant.
>>77031906
Who is Benton sponge?
>>77031930
what is yoel supposed to do? stay in cuba harvesting sugar canes for 12 dollars a day? he can't bring his family in to the states least he can do is make fuckton of money (like he has) to bring to cuba
Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 113.
>Nelson
>Calvillo
>Felder
>Marshman
>Craig
>Mulheron
>Roberts
>Pantoja
>Bofando
>Teymur
>Johns
>Smith
>>77031883
>his leg was fine
Idiot
>>77031915
I'm sick and tired of literal whos getting promoted to main card just to goof my picks, happened at 211 too and I'd love to have won that picks
>>77031951
Why are you so dumb that you dont understand business? Take your stupidity back to r/mma. We dont want you here.
>>77031951
He has a massive gambling addiction and needs the fights to feed his shady booky side shit
>>77031979
you make it seem like he was as hurt as chandler
>>77031981
but these were the winners without the changing of the card. where are you poland?
calendarnigger is such a moron that zilch has been watching since 205 the earliest he doesnt know anything about mma all he says is "rewatch the fight!!!!"
i am getting so close to you i cant fucking wait to put you in prison for good you fucking nothing
>>77031951
because it takes millions of dollars to put events together
because he has to answer every dumb fan and reporter question
because literally everyone with tickets was entitled to a refund over amanda's headache
>>77031951
Because when they're headlining PPVs, it means that the UFC wasted a fuckton of money marketing the fight and that they'll lose money due to ticket refunds and reduced PPV buys
Is our boy Jwill the only one worth watching this weekend weekend?
>>77031783
Hey /heem/, I joined MMA gym three months ago, and today I found out other fighters call me "white bob sapp" behind my back. Is that a compliment, or are they clowning me? I come from boxing and oly weight lifting background, but I'm nowhere near as big as bob.
I know Yoel lost, but it's really refreshing that he took it like a pro. I know the dude's cheated, but who hasn't at this point? Even Jones got popped but don't tell me you don't want to see him fight. Gained a lot of respect for Yoel, that flag ripping shit was immature as fuck and he talked about it like a man instead of all the grandstanding that's prevalent in the sport. I want to see Bisping lose to Whittaker and have a Romero vs Bisping fight. That might be Bisping's clever marketing. Here's to hoping GSP stays the fuck out of the division.
>>77031923
Lima was fucking retarded though.
Pettis posting is not dead
>>77031990
you literally said it did nothing fuck off
>>77032006
Are you white?
>>77031976
lol you suck
>>77032008
Lima was absolute shit. Was this the best they could get for the 5th ranked fighter in the division? Fuck.
>>77031993
Post whole picks, I'm pretty sure I picked the same before and after change of main event.
>>77032016
Yes.
>>77031951
nunes had a stuffy nose i will beat her and nina up with one arm tied behind my back
>>77032006
It's not a compliment if you aren't a big guy
Bob Sapp was known for being big, but being a massive pussy who gave up in all of his fights
>>77032019
>selectively choosing events I did bad on
>>77032007
>I want to see Bisping lose to Whittaker and have a Romero vs Bisping fight
not gonna happen, Bisping retires after getting heem'd by whittaker
>>77032014
he was still able to move around and kick, how is that "fighting on one leg"
>everyone who picked Yoel was retarded
This already? It was a close matchup it wasn't stupid to pick either guy
>>77032048
>retard who picked Romero detected
Lol serious question how long have you been watching?
>>77031933
>>77031948
BASED
>>77032020
They did the same thing with Andrade when they fed her Hill. They're getting her ready for a fight against Joanna after Rose loses
>>77032042
just posted the last one you picked you anime watching 18 year old
whittaker pushed roidshitholes shriveled nuts in and you fucking nobodies are all talking about how great yoel is you literally all owe me an apology RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
>>77032048
>>77032062
80% of /heem/ picked Yoel now they all wanna jump the bandwagon and shit on him, sad!
>>77032046
Bisping might fight GSP after losing the belt, if Canuck still wants it by then. But there's no way he will ever fight Romero now
>>77032062
since weidman almost bled out from that knee :p
>>77032042
I have kinda Travis Browne build, so not really big, rather tall.
>>77032062
2 years
to back out *after* the weigh-ins when you're a co-main or main title fight is 100x worse
you give the promotion no chance to call even a shitty audible and bring someone else in
>>77032095
>189er
>>77032092
>205er
>>77032090
>213er
Did anybody who isn't a casual pick roidmero?
>i'll feel worse going into work tomorrow morning with a hangover than amanda nunes did
>>77032091
no way GSP will fight Bisping after a loss like that, he'll hype up a fight with Woodley/Maia winner for bigg money and call it quits after getting brutally heem'd
>>77032117
>if i call people casuals it will become true
>>77032117
Robert would have got his head split open with elbows if he didn't come in with a hurt leg
im still waiting for an apology you all talked so much shit on how roidshithole and jacarrhea were going to run through whittaker same with blowgay with holloway i WANT an apology RIGHT now
>>77032118
i was puking and shitting all day yesterday and wouldve gladly fought joanna, nunes, nina, asshit ladd, and jesshitca eye all at once and fucking shattered all of them, women are fucking cowards and subhuman
So then we all agree Amanda Nunes is a shitbag.
>>77032137
>picking roidmero
>not being a casual
Pick one.
Roidmero Is lucky he got gadooshed and nobody is even mentioning that he tried to cheat with that glove tape last night.
>>77032161
no you weirdo!
the new strategy for holding the belt is pulling out of fights
>>77032113
See those are winning 213 picks if you don't auto goof Nunes and if not for literally who Andrade
>>77032046
>>77032091
I don't think that's true. Bisping seems to only care about money, and this motherfucker ripped the guys flag on television. Think of how easy it would be to market that fight. He shouldn't care about losing, losing is always a possibility and I think he knows that.He's just trying to maximize profit at this point in his career.
>>77032150
that makes no sense you gunless nanny state loving precum shitstain i would love nothing more than to find you and imprison you and your entire race traitor country
>>77031739
>filename
>>77032166
Robert couldn't even finish a gassed Romero throwing 3 punches a round
>m-my leg hurt!
>>77031926
>C-Can I keep it?
Nah
>>77032119
Yeah I don't think it will happen either. Nor will GSP fight Woodley
Can someone make webms of Yoel walking forward like a terminator in the 5th? That shit was awesome.
I believe I see a general fear in mma world of the athlete Yoel is. Everyone is saying what an amazing job Rob did and compliment him, while it was a close fight with no one really dominating or hurting each other. In forums and yt comments Yoel is also getting bashed. For what? All of it sounds unreasonable.
It truly looks like petty little cucks do that out of fear and inferiority.
Let's take a look at
>wmma
Champs
>145 lbs
Only champ was a coward who got stripped. Now we have cyborg vs a 135er good thing isn't division exists!
>135lbs
Champ unironically pulls out due to seasonal allergies
>115lbs
An actual goblin who calls for fights she knows there is 0% chance of happening to gain rep
Send them all to invicta.
>>77032166
>Roidmero Is lucky he got gadooshed
he didn't he lost a good decision, he'll come back with a win over Gegard. You realize glove tape gets lose occasionally for any fighters but i guess you wouldn't know being such an insecure casual
>>77032187
no, Yoel is the last guy Bisping will risk losing to
Robert needs to shit talk Bisping to get him a few more watchers
I don't know why he's pretending to be humble
>>77032042
You need to go to Vegas and put those prediction skills to a good use
>>77032213
>Can someone make webms of Yoel walking forward like a terminator in the 5th? That shit was awesome.
for sure my man 100% straight beast getting picked apart much like Ross Pearson
I think Dillon will announce his first fight tomorrow. Let your moms know.
>>77032227
>I don't know why he's pretending to be humble
ugghhhm, mate..
>>77032213
no one is bashing yoel except me and two other people here you cryptonigger kike mma fans are such morons like you fuck you dont respond unless you apologize for your dogshit analysis about the fight
>>77031771
>>77031841
>>77031918
Can't even go to the gym for an hour without you momos trying to ruin my day. I've barely even posted today and you guys can't get my city out of your mouths.
>>77032213
>Close fight
>spent last 2 rounds getting kicked in the body every 10 seconds
>>77032213
Roidmero got gadooshed. His career is finished.
>>77032266
>>77032269
Yoel still dominates 3 round fights. 5 is a different best my guys
>>77032213
MMA has the worst fanbase desu.
The youtube comments on every ufc video are just bashing fighters and bandwagoning.
>shaub poster spamming Yoel hate in his typical pattern
Lmao still salty about me gadooshing you on discord I see
>>77032255
Steroidmero Christfag BTFO. Deport him.
>>77032080
I can imagine how that fight's going to go. Tecia's basically a less powerful Andrade.
>>77032287
What kind of dork uses discord?
>>77032266
if Yoel didn't slip in 5th and jabbed whittaker to win that round he would have won
>>77032282
he would only need 3 against Bisping
>>77032213
>lithuanian concern troll attention whoring
interesting development
So who is a bigger bitch champ
Amanda "runny nose" Nunes
or
Michael "knee hurts around contenders" Bisping
>>77032289
This
>>77032287
>discord
you really are a faggot figuratively and literally
>>77032287
Just know I personally love watching Yoel fight, I respect you and want to be on good terms. -springsbro
>>77032288
This guy however is an imposter.
>>77032000
Daniel teymur
>>77032245
>ugghhhm, mate..
He isn't like that irl.
>>77032305
Bisping is roider himself
>>77032298
Are you saying he was winning until he lost?
Who else is hyped for the UFC debut of our guy jwill? He is the future of hw and shw
>>77032242
The fight game isnt ready
>>77032301
mike has the most ufc wins he didn't want to fight another roider there is literally nothing wrong with that
the spamming impostor is the one shitting on Yoel and pretending to be Coral spergs
>>77032328
You'd probably say the same about Mike's first fight with rockhold
>>77032343
>believing bisping is clean
kek, rampage basically pulled a "be careful" on his ass
>>77032343
"evidence doesn't matter"
let me guess you're a liberal
>>77032342
Sup guys. Coral Springs here, I recently found out that I'm gay. I've came out to my family and I was scared at first, but things have been better than ever. My mom and dad let me prep their bull whenever he is over.
>>77032379
leave heem forever /pol/ leaf
Imagine losing to Travis Browne lmao
yoel is fucking trash and got shitfucked by whittaker i told you this all and you are now slandering me
>>77032314
how the bitches looking springsbro?
>>77032368
>douting the natty GOAT
>>77032342
I think it's outright based on timezones actually, usually the reason for euros and aussies last or first
>>77032314
So wait, let me get this straight
You are the original Schaub poster. That other guy hates you and spams Schaub to pretends he is you, all the while being the one who posts cuck shit and scat from time to time. Is that right?
>>77032390
Thats not funny. Dont slander Coral
>>77032397
Lmao
>>77032342
>joanna said a thing and now Im angry
get laid
>>77032404
this is what it feels like to jump the bandwagon
>>77032417
where the fuck have you been? that's all he's been doing is impersonating other posters here
>>77032410
Some really pretty down to Earth girls here, the ones full of themselves migrate more towards the cities or beaches. So Coral Springs is a good filter for nice homely girls.
>>77032417
Yes, as you can see right here>>77032390
>>77032417
There is more than one person who post pictures of Schaub around here. Roidmero got perma-gadooshed just like based Big Brown said he would.
>>77032418
What is Schaub's comedy like? Curious as to what topics he discusses
>>77032296
I'm hoping Felice gets her next and upsets her.
What sucks is that Claudia would probably choke her out if they were to fight. SW division is going down a shitty hole
>>77032426
ive been saying this even before he fought brunshit which you nobodies also thought he would lose
howling right now SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much
>>77032414
i prefer the meth version
>>77032427
thats cool but I meant more how they are looking for you personally. Dropping game on any?
>>77032417
No, the pedo is just lying again to cover for himself. It's utterly transparent
>>77032012
lol
>>77032427
Why haven't you gotten a gf yet?
Women's MMA fucking sucks and tax agents are literal statist cucks
also fuck joanna
>>77031918
Why couldn't she have her bra on?
>>77032417
I would assume that you of all people would know this already
>>77032417
>all this nonsense deflecting from the fact that the guy he has a literal hard on for lost last night
>>77032450
>>77032458
Doesn't help all my friends moved out of town so I don't really have people to hang with or watch fights with. Don't spit much game, all work no play.
>>77032451
cute
whittaker was going to box off romero and demolish his body with kicks and stuff and scramble from his takedowns annihilate him from distance i want my apology right now and from all those burger and baby posting zilches that said aldo was gonna shattet holloway with muh stance fucking nothings
>>77032446
>ive been saying this even before he fought brunshit
you didn't know shit. You see an opportunity to shitpost and you take it like the dork you are
>>77032469
That's Alvarez in the bottom pic ?
who has the worst striking:
paige vanzant
yoel romero
jacare souza
>>77031783
Y'all being kinda dicks here.
Yoelposting wasn't annoying, it was just one autistic virgin manlet spamming it. It's not like it could be compared to Poocare posting.
Yoel might be a cheat but he's entertaining as a fighter and is a likeable person. As long as he's out of the title picture on the count of being a cheat, I'm fine with him. Feed him anybody else and I guarantee you it'll be entertaining.
I'm coming down from the buzz of having based Whittaker kill two legends in a year and realising Yoel ain't THAT bad.
>>77032451
>>77032434
>>77032427
>>77032426
>>77032503
Khabib
>>77032497
Looks like Mike Swick possibly
fight me right now joanna seriously i will pay you one 500k to show up and 500k more if you last 30 seconds before i connect with your paper mache jaw
*swings a hook at you*
Quick /heem/, what do?
>>77032516
if im romero nothing because i get outboxed by jacarrhea and statist kennedy
>>77032504
>Whittaker
>Rockhold
>Yoel
they are the top 3 MW's
>>77032510
Yeah now I realize that can't be Eddie, Rogan has hair in that photo, that would be way too early for Alvarez's tenure in the UFC
SEETHING
>>77032516
juke and heem him
>>77032534
You mean
>Whittaker
>Gatelum
>Mousasi
This is the USADA era.
>>77032534
puke shithole is so shit i would knock him out cold in sparring
>>77032553
he gets it
>>77032516
I'll react in five seconds when his fist is somewhat nearing me
>>77032534
>guy who hasn't won a fight since 2015 is top 3
buddeh.....
>>77032553
>Gastelum
>Mousasi
nah' Even Gegard knows Yoel is horrible matchup for him (he's said it himself). Can't say much on Gastellum we'll see how he does against weidman
i would knock out khabib he cannot take me down im a state champion wrestler and he sure as hell will never out strike me
>>77032578
Mousasi would heem Romero. Romero has NO top control
>>77032581
Kevin Lee, Tony, Eddie and Conor all beat Khabib he is overrated
>>77032574
i know you won't admit it but if they fought again and you had to bet you're house you'd anonymously bet on Rockhold
>>77032504
You mean
>Johny Hendricks
>Tim Boetsch
>Yoel Romero
*rips your flag*
>>77032581
>he cannot take me down
you've never fought in a cage GTFO
>>77032597
>Romero has NO top control
>>77032600
rockhold is a hilariously bad boxer bisping knocks him out 70% of the time
Remember how boring Romero vs Jacare was? After how long it was put off there was like 90 seconds of excitement?
>>77032626
There are easier ways to get your SO murdered
>>77032626
Aren't they training partners at ATT? Is this TMZ being clickbaiters?
>>77032600
Ehhh I don't know about that, Luke didn't take his loss well, who knows where his at these days.
He should be able to murk Bisbong if he didn't fight like a jackass but who knows if his mental game is still there
>>77032620
here we witness the rare ungassed romero
Whitaker/Yoel was nice fight.
Glad myboy Whittaker won. I chose him for this fight, and that means I am 3 of 3 in predicting my fights thus far, having chose Holloway vs Baldo, Lee vs Chiesa and now this.
My predictive power continues to grow. I watch, I analyse, I predict.
I wish I had more time to analyse more fights and educate you all, but I am a busy man.
>>77032600
Bisping has KO'ed Luke 2/3 timed
>>77032624
he doesn't need to be "great boxer" his first fight with bisping he fought smart keeping distance with kicks, that's all he needed for second fight. If Bisping is so good why did he lose the first fight?
>inb4 headbutt
>>77032598
>Lee beats his first somewhat not-can and he's already tony level
heem will never learn
>>77032636
>when he joined into discord talk last night I gadooshed him into silence
not him, not even kidding around please shut up you're embarrassing
>>77032652
But do you win bets
You know that's what matters most
>>77032636
Look you goofcuck, your misery is only a bonus. Yoel is a proven cheater and I've been waiting to see him get GADOOSHED for a while. Also, I've never used discord in my life.
>>77032660
>inb4 the entire reason he lost
Is this picture gay?
>>77032636
>You're too new
I care too little to give a fuck who's spamming it. The only thing I see in it is a pattern of speech, the same kind I've seen before on this board from an autist who just has an internet grudge against someone else and spams asinine, retarded shit to get (You)s.
Might be the same loser who obsessed over my ass and it might be the same loser who is the Poocarefag. Just ignore the spineless dick. Don't let the moron get a (You) out of you.
>>77032626
Jesus, you'd think Nunes could do better than that as she's an alpha-dyke, then again maybe there's just not that many attractive lesbos in real life
>>77032620
blacksploded on a washed up machida who spent the whole fight waiting for a counter against a leg kick heavy guy
>>77032697
it is the same guy that baits you for bans
>>77032699
Ansaroff looks like she's 50 and smokes pack a day
>>77032711
spain baits himself into bans because he goes on page long rants that are complete shitposts
Who wins when they roll? Heddie Bravo or Joe Hogan?
>>77032711
This. He imitates me and then goes on different proxies to spam reports. Does the same to Spain but just agitates him and then mashes the report button.
Did Nunes break /heem/?
>>77032721
>he goes on page long rants that are complete shitposts
no he just replies to whoever gives him a (YOU)
>>77032444
Why Felice? After that crybaby shit she pulled after her last fight, I really don't care for her.
Post again Spain so I can report your ass again HAHAHAHA
>>77032724
edgy brah
>>77032754
lol
Who said this?
>>77032734
>>77032697
yeah he does lol
>>77032728
Nope, just Dana.
yoel romero lost and you ALLL owe me an apology
Gastelum would heem Romero
>>77032746
OT as fuck
this is sports, try to concentrate
>>77032746
>The only attractive lesbos are doing it for attention
this is the case for many qt filipinas
Imagine getting so mad on here you try to coordinate a real life fight with someone in another country
>>77032765
Stop, Jon.
>>77032687
Proven cheater?
You are just a little bitch envious of Yoel's body.
If we take away stool and water incidents, he is obeys the orders like an average fighter. AND HE WASN'T AT FAULT FOR THOSE INCIDENTS!
ufc corner controls the stool, ufc cutman the vaseline, and the ref stopped Yoel and not Yoel stopped himself. Watergate is funny because you can clearly see he was wiped off but Yzmaski didn't notice.
>squaks out a close fight
>GADOOSH
top laf
>>77032784
You seem saltier than Luke
>>77031918
who is this?
>>77032746
That's my thinking as well, Jose and yea I picked Valentina before it fell through baka
>>77032784
>books intercontinental flight to settle this /heem/ battle
go practice your dance moves faggot
i CALLED roidfuck, jacarrhea, AND brunshit getting whooped by whittaker you all mocked me with your calendarnigger and lithkike tier analysis you all need to apologize right NOW
>>77032784
>throws match for money
>grabs cage excessively
>fails drugs test
Where do you see his career going from here Lithcuck?
>>77032784
the stool wasn't even his fault, water isn't going to win you a fight in any matter.
>>77032795
Mrs. Schaub and her "tattoo artist"
>>77032822
the stool gave kennedy 30 extra seconds before being killed
>>77032828
Really not funny and never was
>>77032795
That's Brendon Schaube's wife, Scharb found this picture on her phone one day accidentally and later the same day took Tigger for a dna test to confirm his suspicions, he chose to forgave her as he is gracious and is now living happily with her, their baby and their bull all in one house
>>77032803
I let /heem/ talk me out of betting on Whitaker. Last time I listen to these goofs, I knew Romero was an overrated meme. My gf's kids have no dinner tonight, thanks a fucking lot.
>>77032793
I can't stop falling for bait
>>77032821
>throws match for money
what did you mean by this
>grabs cage excessively
all fighters do this you idiot, even whittaker did
>fails drugs test
many greats have failed drug tests, if Jon beats cormier again we won't hear about people calling him a cheating roider. Yoel's USADA incident looked alot better than most others that have popped, i don't think he's a roider looks just the same way after popping
you guys notice how the scat spammer uses poo intergrated nicknames for fighters? like jacapoo and jacarhea? dude is legit obsessed with scat
>>77032006
Bob Sapp is known more for throwing fights nowadays, but when he actually tried, he was a beast.
Not very skilled, but gorilla strong and tough. He legitimately KO'd Ernesto Hoost once and beat him again (but with a questionable stoppage) in the rematch.
>>77032868
>jacarhea
post your face when Bobby kicks bisping into a permanent coma
>>77032868
really made me fink
>>77032886
>>77032856
This
>>77032652
I'm 2/3 on those
>>77032282
Yoel didn't even dominate the 3 round fights that he won.
He'd do enough to stay busy but mostly conserve his energy until he'd explode in third. Had he not KO'd his opponents in the third, he'd gas hard, as demonstrated in the Bobby fight.
Take a break, Lith. Go do some calisthenics and ignore these assholes. They tried to do the same with Dom when he lost, don't stress it.
>>77032894
he really is a blithering idiot
>>77032894
you seem seething and possibly salty even
just an observation
Are we ready for the future hw champ? He's making his debut next Sunday.
>>77032886
The same people saying Whittaker would lose his last twenty fights are now saying he'll beat Bisping? I'll reserve some skepticism on that for sure my man
>>77032871
Yeah, I'm big , and I tap as soon as I'm kinda in armbar, ankle lock, etc. I'm scared as shit of those.
>>77032909
i thought lithuania has been trying to get you to bet him thousands of dollars he can kick your ass in a real fight?
What is Dominick Snooze's most entertaining fight?
>>77032919
Im ready to see Khalil back in action too
>>77032920
you'll be proven wrong as you always are
>>77032901
Wait a minute Schaub's girl had a kid before she dated Schaub?
>>77032951
No, this place is filled with weirdo h8rs.
>>77032947
I predicted Whittaker would win but calendarnigger doesn't like me so he doesn't add my picks
When Shitondickers head clatters off the canvas will you apologize to Bisping?
>>77032935
My empathy doesn't stop at autistic people.
I mean, if you wanna challenge a guy who hasn't lost a 1v1 fight in over a decade to a fistfight, it's your funeral. Doesn't mean I won't empathise with you because of that.
>>77032951
Yep Schaub is raising his wife's son and his own
>calendarnigger
>>77032980
You sound scared of Lithcuck. Trying to cuddle up to him so he won't beat you up.
>>77032968
shit happens calm down retook picks after nunes dropped out
>the damage control posting after a known posters boy loses
makes me kek everytime whether that boy got dominated or not
>>77032996
You outright said you wouldn't take my picks anyways. Dont tease me
>>77032980
Everytime you post something it sounds so cringey.
>>77032868
>>77032885
>>77032861
I feel your pain brother, believe me. They won't sleep until I"m dead.
>>77033023
i'm not him just explaining my understanding
what did she mean by this?
>>77032968
and yet you think he'll lose to bisbitch baka
>>77032993
Sounds like you're projecting something you'd do.
This shit doesn't change anything of what happened so far. Stop trying to exaggerate shit, Helwani, you fucking slime.
Why did /heem/ think Yoel was gonna beat Robbie? Is this place full of idiots?
Robbie beats Yoel,
Yoel beats Mousasi,
Mousasi beats Robbie,
Pity Mousasi is gonna be headed to bellator
>>77033039
h8rs of all kind are PITIFUL
Bisping has a good chance of beating Whittaker especially since Bisping doesn't have to worry about ground game
>>77033044
You're confirmed shook. first you insist on a later date for the fight and now this. Confirmed shook as f*ck.
>>77033043
After you get banned for announcing reports, are you going to spam scat and have a temper-tantrum you little baby?
>>77033039
what the literal fuck? that doesn't need the fake comment that's fucking pathetic.
>>77033051
Mousasi beats Yoel imo though i don't recall how well Moose's gas tank is
>>77033062
he does but whittaker will be favored and rightfully so, he carries lightning in his hands
>>77033039
Why is she whoring herself out on the internet at all let alone with her son in the picture?
>>77033070
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
I'm still down for it. Go to bed, Helwani. You're embarrassing yourself.
>>77032968
Maybe it's because you spam endless combinations of picks
Jut saying
Welp I'm off to watch Great Balls of Fire
>>77033095
Her hubby enjoys it
>>77033089
mousasi's cardio isn't the problem, it's the TDD
>>77033101
Fake news theres was one alleged instance of that
Its fine anywho i wont impede i just want legitimization
>>77033039
It's called showing off your post-birth body to inspire people. No photoshop is going to change that she's gorgeous and Schaub has good taste.
>>77033039
Thats a cute pic of Burt Watsons kid
>>77033039
is this photoshopped or is she really that awful of a mother? If i found polaroids of my mom doing this I would punch her in the face.
>>77033112
Same.
R8/10
>>77033145
5/10 some good scraps but lacks names
>>77033137
and by photshopped i don't mean the text i mean the picture itself
i would lose a lot of respect for my mom if she took a picture like this with me in it
>>77033112
Micro dicked bitch. You aren't allowed to post here if you fucking watch that gay ass fake fighting bullshit. Fuck you and your WWE shit you little cunt. MMA is for men and WWE is for manchildren. Fucking faggot, every MMA fighter beats ever WWE star you bitch. You are wasting your time watching that shit you fucking retard. Do something with your life.
>>77033145
poopy/10
>>77033145
Fight Pass/10
>>77033122
>IMG_3351.jpg
>>77033039
wait a second, I just noticed this, I didn't even do this what did they mean by this
is browne cucking honda and scahb at the same time
>>77033167
Worked
>>77033145
>only gonna watch the wmma fight for the eroticism/10
>>77033185
I think Oliynik is bangin Ronda and Joanna now
>>77033185
wait im retarded I forgot to say what i noticed which is pic related, it's late and im forgetful baka
>>77033185
Now this is shitposting
>>77033039
wait, what? i'm over 30 years older than he is, but is this normal now? taking pictures of yourself in your underwear like a whore with your baby in the picture? no woman in my family would have even thought do to this what the fuck
>>77033227
Is your mom a model?
>another thread with 200+ schaub posts
>>77033145
>my waifus are fighting
n-no!
>>77032909
It's all a bit pointless shitposting for me anyways. Can't get really invested in it if you are talking to someone you don't know and see, you know what I mean? Can't take it too serious. An exercise in trying to be reasonable with someone.
>>77032925
Did you ever try to not to tap?
>>77033089
Moose got taken down pretty bad against Weidman tho
>>77033226
don't be mean i explained myself
>>77033265
>Canadian Jew ready to sell out his canada
seems about right tbqh
>>77033265
is this you
>>77033295
EXPOSED
>>77033295
kek what video is the on?
>>77033265
what was the context
I didnt watch the post fight conference
>>77033265
Then he dared to ask if that means Bisping crossed the line
More fighters see Jewani tactics and get angry with him
>>77033265
implying you'd give you're life for Swedish flag
>>77031792
bhaaaaaaaajhahbababhabhbhaa
>>77033352
>implying i wouldn't
>dying for a bunch of sleazy politicians
not even once
>>77033365
Ja, kapten
Boys does apen ladd have bunda?
>tfw Seth Rollins lost
>>77031915
>>77031933
WE DO IT
Good night, heem
>>77033492
bro just chill for a day dang
>>77033502
does she have a dick?
>>77033502
who is this hot chica?
>>77033552
Cyborg
>>77033227
It's a fucking bikini you idiot shes off to the beach with her son
>>77033581
like him
adore him
love him
worship him
blood sacrifice for him
you MUST respect how he is K-K-K-KILLIN THE GAME
>>77033581
he will never fuck you
get over it
>>77033581
>thanks for the photo, Brendan
>we're gonna hop on the jet and head out
>you cool walking home?
>>77033265
>nice interview, everyone asking good questions, pretty chill
>suddenly Jewani tries to start shi-i mean ''dig dip with those hard hitting questions''
Fuck him.
No words were even needed to upset the h8rs
pitiful
>>77033502
ive unironically fapped to her dozens of times. mostly before the face surgeries tho. she got that horsedick
>>77033265
>implying Yoel would give his life for Cuba
That nigga defected a long time ago. If he really would die for his country he would have stayed there and lived poorly in a commie favela.
I literally dont know any other cubans besides him and Joey Diaz but it seems like these motherfuckers like to exaggerate shit and make everything dramatic af...
>>77033581
Love him or hate him, you MUST acknowledge that posting pictures of him is ruining /heem/
>>77033641
>>77033640
you're a spamming no talent loser
McGregor will win rounds vs GayWeather.
>>77033640
>i canz spell with numbers!
>>77033663
You ruin it by getting into a hissyfit everytime Brendan is discussed. H8rs even admit to loving Schaub! He has a wide scope! He is popular and beloved not only here but everywhere! Get over it!!
>>77033684
Amen SB
>>77033675
oh for sure
>>77033672
No im not. Thats YOU
>>77033684
>>77033691
SB
Does Schaub pay for Joanna's """""tattoos?"""""
COLIN MCGOOBER
>>77033707
weak as always
>>77033710
Why did you put quotation marks? It's just a tattoo.
>>77033710
Horrible photoshop
Unoriginal
>>77032868
He's a fucking deranged faggot who needs to be publicly beaten in an octagon to teach him a lesson
Post your picks for UFC Fight Night 113.
>Nelson
>Calvillo
>Felder
>Marshman
>Craig
>Mulheron
>Roberts
>Pantoja
>Bofando
>Teymur
>Johns
>Smith
>>77033365
disgusting
>>77033684
>>77033691
>>77033707
>>77033710
>>77033720
>>77033723
>>77033724
>>77033735
That didn't take long
>>77033762
>that filename img_3xxx
Didn't you just post gay porn in he great balls of fire thread on /asp/? lol I know you're the scat spammer now.
>>77031951
>having the sniffles
>being injured
Could someone post the Schaub MD5 filter list again?
>>77033810
just filter img posters
>>77033786
Not me. I dont frequent Asp like you. To each their own. Not the spammer but please keep believing whatever makes you feel better about yourself
that feel when Maia isn't technically white so people can't spam BLACKED when tyrone wins but he's white enough to the point where i can comfortably spam BLEACHED when he puts the monkey to sleep
truly the best timeline
>>77031933
One guy got 0/5, not sure if you can work that in somehow.
>>77033853
what?
>>77033831
Yes, you made one of several posts that completely ruined the thread. Again.
>>77033873
All I did was point out it was a photoshop. I'm not shilling Schaub's comedy shows.
>>77033839
because advertising on 4chan is illegal
>>77033865
You project your own insecurities and h8 unto Brendan to avoid your own misgivings
>>77031876
Dana confirmed he paid her $75k
img posters are accelerationists trying to make everyone hate Coral Springs so they get him banned immediately whenever he posts. Only Coral Spergs is a Schaub fan.
>>77033892
>unto
>misgivings
nigga u gay or something
>>77033879
1. Im not advertising
2. Its not "illegal", its against the rules
3. Youre still giving your attention and vitriol towards us.
>>77033878
Stop responding
I'm going to take my own advice, enjoy your last (You)
>>77033902
Fake news tinfoil hat outright delusional. This is you just trying to divide us
What do you guys refer to yourselves as in real life? Fight fans? MMA enthusiasts?
>>77033908
>us
You need to pay attention to your psychologist. There is only one of you. The others are personalities you manifested that aren't real. Have you been skipping your medication again?
>>77033912
yewl be back begging for more
NUSCHAUBSHIT to share
>>77033864
yeah i could put it on but it'd mess up the aesthetic of the picks across the bottom so i just left it off
>>77033912
I'll try to stop responding, it just makes me mad.
>>77033903
Jealous h8rs have poor and unsophisticated vocabulary. Not surprising
Not even going to dignify the calendar guy with a response. Glass houses
>>77033931
Brilliantly put brother
SB
>>77033957
nigga wat
i will fuck you tonight boy
>>77033931
>image filter
/IMG_[0-9999]/i
>>77033902
I think you're right, but the genuine autism of Coral Springs combined with unlimited phone proxies is pretty much unstoppable. The only thing that might fix it is wordfiltering Schaub but I doubt that will happen
>>77033981
How do you think posts like this make me feel?
You filter our posts but not us out of your minds
Pitiful
>>77033145
is dana really banging cynthia calvillo? it seems obvious to me
>>77034013
do robots feel?
Reem said Nigganou has no chance against JDS.
Phoneposters are the problem. Filter img.
They just spam Slob to accelerate the process of either us going to /asp/ or to wordfilter Slob.
>>77034052
>process of us going to /asp/
lol literally never going to happen but too much autism to realize that
>>77034052
think there is a podcast tonight. Sunday nights are really bad
>>77034074
i think they think heem going to /asp/ means wwf can pretend to be a real sport again
We are live
https://youtu.be/0KSGwP_AT6Q
https://youtu.be/0KSGwP_AT6Q
https://youtu.be/0KSGwP_AT6Q
>>77034030
dana lets cyborg peg him and thats why he acts rude towards her in public.
>>77033922
lesner fan
>>77033922
Someone who watches MMA
>>77034183
Psychologically wanted to bang bro
>>77034183
>hi i'm anon
"hi anon, my name is katie"
>h-hi
*awkward silence*
"sooo... what kind of stuff are you into, do you watch any sports?"
>oh, y-yeah, heh, i'm someone who watches MMA
>>77034204
oh thats cool I like that Conrad Mcgregor guy
>>77034204
>i-i-i'm a fight fan
for sure the women will be tearing their panties off my man 100%
I hope you get help my dudeq
>>77034498
honestly dude
I hope you get help
ducote dookie dickie
fuckin weirdo
>he went for the lmaobud
>>77034569
wow they definately fucked, there's no denying
>>77033145
>off to watch plays with the family that day
Sucks, but if I have to miss any card this one is probably one of the better options.
>>77034769
I know that feel. I missed Lewis vs Browne and I felt like garbage the entire day.
>>77032213
I dislike romero because he cheats and obviously roids.
That said he has a nice personality and an entertaining fight style.
wish there was a high def version of the Gaethje flight floating around to send to friends who are super casual mma fans
everything i saw on youtube or streamable was shit
>>77033265
To be fair even without Ariel's genetic aversion to loyalty and patriotism it's pretty hard to say you'd die for a fucking leaf. The old flag would be a different story.
>>77034782
aw that sucks man, Browne fights are usually guaranteed hilarity
>>77033931
>Schaub is everything they're not.
I mean I agree that he's a homosexual cuckold raising a bastard child sired by another man, but I feel like you're being a little harsh on the guy, 100%.
>>77033946
I'd just tab the 77 Total Picks line over and put it in beside it. Otherwise you've only got 76 picks on there.
What's going to happen when Ffloyd doesn't wake up? Will Conor be arrested?
>>77034851
Thing is I was at my cousin's wedding that night and was sitting at my table alone huddled over my phone watching a stream. By the time the main event came on my family was begging me to come onto the dance floor and eat something. I never miss events and have been watching for 10 years. It's autistic and I looked like a total loser that night, but I just don't enjoy other sports that much.
>>77034637
>giving the #1 handsign
https://youtu.be/yvcnC_RI3fU?t=163
who is a fighter you cant let get close
>>77034927
>>77033581
It's always sunny in Schaubadelphia.
>>77034927
For me, it's any and all fast food cashiers.
>>77034887
MMA is the only sport I watch, I know next to nothing about others so trying to talk about it with my friends can suck unless its about McGregor. No worries /heem/ brother
>>77034927
Johny Hungry Hendricks
>>77034998
I feel your pain bro. Thank God for /heem/.
Fisting today
>>77035023
>perfect striker physique
>broad shoulders, narrow torso, long arms, big hands, small dong
All memes aside, is this the best promo UFC has ever cut?
https://youtu.be/Z8lL0EItUvU
>>77034887
I was in that boat on Friday when a friend talked me into coming over despite me telling him I wanted to watch the fights and then asking me to mute the stream when he and the others wanted to play a horror game just as Taylor-Lima was coming up. I watched that fight and Johnson-Gaethje in his fucking laundry room. My friends must think I'm the biggest sperg alive, but they should be used to it by now.
>>77033865
dee is pretty hot with sunglasses covering her druggie eyes
>>77035086
seems like a movie trailer but honestly i dont give a fuck about either of their lives. i dont need to be told that jones is a piece of shit or that dc isnt. just show fight highlights, this just makes me want to watch a documentary
>>77035086
no, even the dumbest Conor Aldo shit is better than this
>>77035096
Haha yeah I remember yesterday you said your friend wouldn't even get you his headphones upstairs. My friends/family think I'm a sperg too, I guess it comes with the territory of being a hardcore fan. Their loss they missed Johnson/Gaethje, you'll never regret watching that fight.
>michael johnson was the favorite
how will BLACKEDposting ever recover
>>77035162
you know hes facefucking that vampire bat looking ass bitch
>>77035149
I just regretted that they didn't. My enjoyment of it - which was considerable - was slightly tempered by sadness that we didn't have the experience of watching it live together. It is what it is I guess.
>>77035176
she uses his private jet. justin buttholes confirmed it
>>77035086
I literally don't care about their personal beef, I believe they're the best p4p fighters on the planet and I want to watch them fight.
>>77032746
I've never met an attractive lesbian IRL that wasn't secretly just bi-sexual.
A lot of girls pretend to be gay so creepy guys don't hit on them.
DES
PA
CITO
>>77031881
give it to me straight, was nunes a man once?
>>77035287
As soon as Werdum came out to that I knew he would not win.
>>77035331
inb4 someone posts that native man straight out of the heart of the Amazonian darkness who fights in Invicta.
>>77035355
i really wish i wouldnt have made that webm for as much as its spammed now
what's next for this guy
>>77035169
You tell me
>>77035416
Installing more candy machines.
>>77035416
what did he mean by that tattoo?
>>77035434
it means his hairy boipussy is open for business
>>77031792
>MY PUMPKIN SPICE YOU FUCKING NEGRO!!!!
How the hell is this webm real?
Name my band.
>>77035463
how does dana even balance on those chicken legs
>>77035463
So much little man's syndrome concentrated into one picture.
>>77035432
Saw a mini documentary on some guy who owned a bunch of those machines. It turns out to be a horrible business and is in debt.
>>77035463
>Cynthia in the jet bathroom squeezing out the loads Conor and Dana dropped in her
>>77035463
dana looks like he has a pretty sick reach. why doesnt he fight woodley for the belt
>>77035499
who went first though
>>77035503
>why doesnt he fight woodley for the belt
>>77035526
>ten posts early
Have we learned nothing
>all these deleted posts
Why so racist, /heem/?
>>77037163
roid rage
It is all over
>>77039982
Is he MORE or LESS notorious than Biggie Smalls?