Today Plays
El salvador Vs Mexico
Curazao Vs jamaica
All the Lucky this country
Ah
yes
RIP
Que bonito es ser salvadoreño y sabe que vas a perder. Cero expectativas, por lo que cualquier resultado es un win-win
si maje yo quiero que la azulita le gane a los amargados de mexico con goles de fito y ceren y me echo unas pilsener
>>77031330
La selección mexicana (que ni va a ser la alineación titular) es una mierda, pero somos más mierdas nosotros. Pronosticó un 2 (Méx)-1 (ESA)
going to travel to el salvador lads
what am i in for
>>77031424
Good weather, nice beaches, beautiful national parks and lakes, and nice people all around.
7th for Canada winning their group so far
> his country's name has an article in it
Shit OP tbqh
First beisbol, then Copa Oro. That's gotta be a good night.
>>77031462
what do you recommend i visit? looking at santa ana mostly
do you have a national football league going on right now i can visit?
>>77031473
>highest scoring team in the tournament
>davies has twice as many goals as the next highest scorer
we've got this shit wrapped up
>>77031537
Oh shit you're coming to where I live, well, "the coatepeque" lake is a must, "el cerro verde", and "el volcán de izalco" are amazing hiking spots (if you're into that), go to "las ruinas de San andres" and "las Ruinas del tazumal" if you want to see some ancient Mayan settlements. Go to "atacó" if you want to feel the coziness of old Spanish colonial towns. I've met some German tourist in the past, you guys are very awesome people to hang out with.
u can
visit
lago coatepeque
El Pital And San salvador the capital Send Photos in y u trip and u are welcome dude
Who /caribbeanbro/ here
>>77032194
Sup reverse Cuba.
>>77032210
Why is Cuba so shit at football?
>>77032210
not much broke Portugal
>>77031424
Rape, maras, beheadings
>>77032229
>broke Portugal
>implying we're white
Who /jamaica/ here
Let's go heart (?!)
>>77032229
>broke portugal
>implying portugal isn't already broke
>>77032256
>implying poortugal is white
Also
>puerto rico
Almost as gross as El Salvador
>>77032283
>El Californio
>wall jumper talking about gross
you have to go back
This tournament is like a giant advertising for a Caribbean vacation.
I like it.
>>77032377
I always found the travel to a beach a meme. Water is water, sand is sand, salt is salt, and every beach has meme palm trees anyway.
>>77032327
Poor chicanos never get a break
>>77032392
>implying you go to the beach to see a bunch of water
You go there to get blackout drunk and see bitches in bikinis
>>77032412
>>77032435
wait
>>77032392
I live in a desert with gravel and not even cactus for plant life, so to see the Caribbean light blue water, white sand and not that hot of a climate, is like seeing another planet.
S o y a p a n g o
Lads, fries and ketchup, Corona, baseball in the ears and meme Oro on my eyes.
>>77032327
Don't @ me
>>77032228
bc baseball
S a n
s a l v a d o r
>>77032589
Besides the old man in the sidewalk, comfy. I like those scenes.
GO JAMAICA
that was world class tier free kick
>Country is called Curaçao
>Spanish name is Curazao
>Native language is Kòrsou
Why the fuck its 3-letter-code is CUW?
Please buy our players
good runs by the dutch carribeans
>>77032589
Does El Salvador acutally have problems with violence, or is it overblown and isolated like in Mexico? I want to start traveling Latin America.
>>77032700
Is pic related playing?
>>77032670
internet code is cw for curazao williamstad
>El salvador
Pulling some Higuain moves there I see
>>77032719
I think Honduras and El Salvador are very violent on most places. The other countries are more specific zone related
>>77032740
No. He's watching the game from Germany's pre season camp.
That's our best player desu
Believe in yourself, El Salvador!
>>77032766
I live in a town near San Pedro Sula and I gotta say it's pretty safe here. e̶x̶c̶e̶p̶t̶ ̶f̶o̶r̶ ̶t̶h̶o̶s̶e̶ ̶t̶w̶o̶ ̶g̶u̶y̶s̶ ̶t̶h̶a̶t̶ ̶w̶e̶r̶e̶ ̶k̶i̶l̶l̶e̶d̶ ̶l̶i̶k̶e̶ ̶2̶0̶0̶m̶ ̶a̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶f̶r̶o̶m̶ ̶m̶y̶ ̶h̶o̶u̶s̶e̶.
You just gotta know where and when to go to some places.
>>77032814
anime
>>77032254
I thought were a beheadings a mexican cartel thing?
>>77031257
why do shitty third worlders insist on making shitty copa america game threads.
(muh screen shots)
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77032814
cute :3
>>77032832
People get killed 200m of their homes all the time.
>>77032843
>american education
>>77032832
Saying that your town it's pretty safe in Honduras yet they killed two guys near your house doesn't make me comfortable
>>77032847
I was making them when no one made but a certain american made one with a phone screenshot, so don't complain.
Is my boy Captain Morgan playing?
>>77032853
>this is normal is Brasil
Wew chico
>>77032853
lol fuck
who /black-on-black-crime/ here till mexico / el savador
you know mexicans are gonna fill this empty stadium in a few hours. xDDDD
>>77032891
Unless you live in a farm west of Ainsworth, Nebraska, someone died 200m of your house.
Curacaoans are so damn short that they have adapted their tactics to that - almost no crosses, playing goal kick short etc. Funny.
>>77032902
What is this post?
>>77032832
Would my green eyes and American passport allow me to spread my seed in Honduras?
>>77032922
El polANO.
>>77031424
Misery, depression, and gang violence
>>77032916
I live in a good city t b h. I mean there's only been a handfull of murders in the last few years, and that's in a city with 80k people.
>>77032932
Definitely. Many people here consider being white and having eyes of any color other than brown pretty attractive. Is that's what you mean.
>>77031257
>Curazao
>>77032589
Damn that grandad's tan is tight
>>77032989
t. butthurt aruba
What's is the meme of the tournament until now /oro/?
>Black Canadian Pulisic
or
>Chicken fuckers Nicaraguans
>>77032932
el californiANO
>>77032989
R A R E
A
R
E
>>77032995
BR7Z1L
>>77032719
It's isolated because the majority of shit happens in rural zones. And if you're not a gangster or a police man the the risks of getting killed are minimal
B > C > A
>>77032814
Peru is always very welcome to stay at my house and fuck my girlfriend (bf)
>>77032719
Nicaragua, Costa Rica, Panama=okay
Anything north of Nicaragua=do your research or your liable not to come back. But even Honduras is okay if you take precautions. Never been in El Salvador buts it's the same deal.
I spend a lot of time in Nicaragua and it's fine minus theft.
>>77033055
>girlfriend (bf)
Do you have a trap as a girlfriend?
I'm pretty jealous desu.
I see that American sports channels are just as bad as Polish ones, those guys have no idea what they're talking about. USA Panama was boring. This game is slow paced and low skilled but not boring.
Give it to me straight. What chance do they have?
>>77033087
m-maybe
Would Curacao ever have a chance for World Cup qualifying?
>>77033127
Almost cero, we are just shit desu senpai
redpill me on salvador - mexico footbal rivalry
>>77033127
More than in any other match. They have almost all their best player and we have the Gama team with a coach with 11D Chess tactics
>>77033147
What would it take to fix Fesfut? El Salvador does have some football history atleast
>>77033156
>Mexico
Refballs all the fucking time, gets away with it
>El Salvador
Always gets refballed, also easily bought out for around $5K
>>77033134
Yeah, with the 48 they could. THey are not THAT bad
>>77033156
Mexico doesn't care. For El Salvador winning to Mexico is the most important objective every four years. We don't like Salvadorans since in one match, the TV broadcasted live how a girl in their stadium was basically raped. We remember that shit
>Football event organizers have to resort to playing pre recorded ambient sounds to censor chicanos
wew
>>77033156
We fucking hate them because their media always sees Centro America as peasants ("footbolistically" speaking) but other than that I don't think they care about us
Que ganas de cojerme a una Alianzista
>>77033211
> Salvadorians think we pay attention to them
A penny for your thoughts, Anon.
>>77033188
>What would it take to fix Fesfut?
A miracle! They're corrupt as fuck, obviously, so they steal all the money and never actually invest on the sport.
>El Salvador does have some football history atleast
We have had some very amazing teams and players in the past, but corruption has grew each passing year instead of becoming less prevalent
>>77033200
>the TV broadcasted live how a girl in their stadium was basically raped
please link the video
>>77033211
B-but I love you Slavedoor-kun
>>77033200
>he TV broadcasted live how a girl in their stadium was basically raped
Sauce me senpai.
Why is El Salvador so butthurt mad at Mexicans?
shot
>>77033309
The broadcast was longer and it had other girls. I got this one tho
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrqBvK8t1Ok
>>77033328
C-can you love me too, Nopal-kun?
>>77033298
>They're corrupt is fuck
tbf isn't the entire country? I could tell they don't invest money because otherwise they wouldn't have fixed those matches
>We have had some very amazing teams and players in the past, but corruption has grew each passing year instead of becoming less prevalent
desu Nothing short of having a Messi tier player who plays in a big club in Europe would be able to expose them. Even Messi exposed the AFA and nothing happened AFAIK.
>>77033328
Nah at the end it's not a dislike for Mexicans or Mexican players, we just don't like your media (and by media I mean Faitelson)
>>77033389
I find most of Faitelson's views respectable. I can agree with most of the things he says.
>>77033389
Why do you hate Faitelson? I mean, I understand, he's a faggot, but what did he specifically said to you?
JA
MEH
CAH
most salvadorans hate mexicans since mexicans tend to be treated like shit, they like to take their shit out on central americans to feel like they're the top of something for once, and a grim reminder of just how low they really are in the grand scheme of things.
ERA PENAL
goal webm
>>77033425
hmm
>>77033435
>Polandbro posting Goals
Is there nothing else on in poland? Just asking
>>77033435
Thanks, el polANO
>>77033463
it's 2:30 so no and I'm starting to be a fan of Carribean/American football
>>77033401
I agree with that you know, he just doesn't sugarcoat his opinions that's why he is hated so much
>>77033402
Something about El Salvador being a non-country futbolisticamente speaking, what he said was true, but he thought Mexico was this invincible machine at the time (even though they were playing like shit) and guess what?? We ended up winning that match against you. But it was just that one time that we felt some kind of rivalry against Mexico, after that we just didn't care anymore
>>77033476
Watch mexican baseball and you're good to go.
>>77033476
>Fan of CONCACAF
You mean fan of the meme's and mediocrity?
So slavadorans
do you actually go for el salvador or do you just pick some other nation? The refballing national team doesn't give a fuck about you, why should you care about them?
>>77032435
nigga we got Cain Velasquez. who the fuck you faggots got? what belts or trophies yall got?? we tear your womens pussies on the daily
>>77033485
You know that we're all watching this because of the memes.
>>77033485
If you watch a game just for its technical quality, why do you watch football other than Real x Barça?
People watch sports because it is fun. Fun things are fun.
>>77033485
there's a big difference between UEFA medocrity meaning boring af games and wanting to suicide while watching and low-skilled yet entertaining concacaf games
>>77033377
>tbf isn't the entire country?
Yeah that's why we are poor
>>77033504
Is this why people hate CHI?
>>77033496
>inb4 You have to go back
My parents immigrated LEGALLY.
Anyway I root for the USMNT. Because
A) I live here, and I like it here. And even if you don't think it, I believe I am American. (pls no bully ;-;)
B) Because it seems to trigger my Mexican Friends.
My parents still root for El Salvador tho
>>77033481
I get what you said. He says the same shit for Mexico. Most media say Mexico is shit, but when another country media says something about the Mexican League we got batshit crazy.
We fucking hate Nasralla from Honduras
>>77033496
>>77033526
Nice redditspacing.
>>77033531
Im on mobile
pls no bully
>>77033526
It's all good, I am literally doing the exact same thing as you, it's also easier given I already have the burger flag on here, I may as well fully embrace it.
>>77033524
Pretty much
>>77033530
You mean our future President?
>>77033517
Never thought of it like that...
Makes sense.
>>77033506
It starts to get fun when the play by play guys start talking about the countries playing so the public can know who the fuck is playing and totally butcher their geographic facts
>>77033559
>Nasralla
Nah, JOH is going to win because the opposition is inept af and don't know what an alliance actually means
>>77033559
Yep. Do you really rate him as president or he is a meme candidate? Don't forget Trump as a meme at first tho
>rating politicians that all they do is rob people
Literally pleb tier.
>>77033526
>i root for USMNT
eltopcuck
lmao. let me guess you also bandwagon real madrid like all the salvadra`nos ive met.
KEK
kys wey
>>77033496
Man we just watch the games because the memes, believe me everyone here hates our national team, and our football federation (literal criminals), they are worthless pieces of shit but there is still a lot of people that go to the matches because they like the atmosphere and all that stuff
>>77033578
This
>>77033582
No. A lot of people like him here. He got the majority of votes in the department I live in the last presidential elections. Let's see how things go in November.
>>77033582
I don't rate him at all, my chagrin against Nasralla thinks he's a know-it-all because he has traveled to so many countries, but absolutely has no idea about how government works, also he has built a cult of personality on his party where everyone that doesn't agree with him gets banished to the shadow realm
>>77033587
based brazilbro
>>77033593
>Real Uefadrid
Fuck no. I hate those fucking faggots. I must be the only one who hate them because most of the other Salvadorans I've met suck on Memenaldo's dick like nothing else.
>Wey
I voted for trump and you need to go back.
>>77033604
Fuck. I can't imagine a world with Nasralla as president of Honduras.
>>77033587
SOPA
ALAAA VERGAAA WEY
>Jaimaica
>>77033593
Barca nice try
>>77033631
Uma delícia. Also, Corona is good.
>>77033593
>bandwagon halal
Fucking disgusting, I am not even that into bad guy tier spain.
>>77033624
See. >>77033578
He's not going to win. One of the parties he is allied with is lead by a socialist ex-President.
>>77033616
Anarcho-capitalism is an oxymoron.
nice hit my nigga
>finding out that not all of my slavadors like Halal
>>77033604
Nasralla was way more likeable on the past elections, ever since then he has become more annoying. I'm not into politics, but I'll vote for Calidonio for mayor, despite his hike to the toll booth the nigga has done a lot of shit done and has been working non stop.
>>77033624
Imagine Nasralla trading punches with Big Don, prime meme material right there
>>77033658
You are an oxymoron.
>>77033608
>everyone that doesn't agree with him gets banished to the shadow realm
I'm sudenlly start to like him. But I agree with you. I've watched a couple of Honduras TV shows and he seems like a little above-average informed guy but not really something special
>>77033660
Muchachos por qué no han saludado al PolacANO? saluden no sean malos
>>77033638
Let me guess you bandwagon Liverpool? How's that better. Ever American who supports an overseas league/team is a plastic
>>77031473
Its coming home lads
Im horny af lads wat do
>>77033682
>Saluden
But I did acknowledge him.
>>77033660
Hello PolandBro, forgot to say hello.
Why do we hate CONCACAF lads? We all know is bad as fuck, but few competitions have so much fun matches
>>77033698
Watch mexican beisbol, unironically.
>>77033682
I never asked him to make webms.
>>77033662
>Imagine Nasralla trading punches with Big Don, prime meme material right there
Oh shit. Let's get him elected.
>>77033698
Fap to pic related.
>>77033687
Well, My Little Sawker hasn't matured enough....But if it makes you feel better I have gone to an Earthquakes game and a USMNT match at Avaya.
>>77033485
Lot of comfiness in poverty
>>77033703
>hate
>hating fun
>hating memeball
Don't make implications you can't back up with truths.
>>77033713
Ah, a fellow BnHA bro. Good shit anon
Spaghetti defending
>>77033702
Hello!
>>77033660
Where my Jamacian flags at brehs?
>>77033515
>Real Madrid
>Technical Quality
>>77033661
why do you central cacas do this seriously?
is your domestic league so shit that you flock to other leauges like arabs and asians do.
pls dont go around glory hunting.
>>77033674
He doesn't make people disappear but basically kill their political careers within the party. His party held some "intern" elections that were a shit show because they weren't sanctioned by the official electoral body because they kept crying about how corrupt it is, and yet the results were an oxymoron because they were just to confirm him as the presidential nominee and his favorite candidates as candidates for mayors and congress, all for fuck all because JOHwinslol
>>77033733
Too busy smoking weed or playing football in Qualcomm Stadium.
I like the new kit desu
me on the right
>>77033682
porque ya es uno mas de estos threads
>>77033660
Thanks, el PolANO
>>77033476
>unironacally watching CONCACAF when youre not in CONCACAF
Oh, lad
How long till the game starts?
>>77033755
m-more?
>>77033755
Is that kit a throwback kit to the ones from the 80's? Looks Familiar.
>>77033755
o fux ya
>>77033755
wtf i love salvadorean football now?
>>77033766
let him enjoy the meme countries, don't be such a buzzkill
tfw no Curacao gf to comfort after the match
desu copa oro is pretty comfy to watch when you have nothing to do
>>77033782
Curacao is white
>>77033782
rare?
Who here uses his national team kit even in the most retarded scenarios??
Not me btw
>>77033782
>she whipped out a dick that was bigger than mine
>>77033755
>fucking El Salvador has Umbro as kit suppliers while we're stuck with Joma
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>77033782
>she's actually from curaçao
>dayum
But those elbows are fucked up.
>KUSH
>OG
>>77033766
Tobago was a Polish colony
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Couronian_colonization
>>77033755
Imma let you finish
But Mexicans have the best spic women of all time
>>77033744
I still support em, don't worry, we had a fucking meme of a player in suarez's brother at one point.
EPIC CARTWHEEL DOOD
>>77033755
tfw UmbroBROS
>>77033820
>>77033782
tfw no THICC women in Poland
I wonder If we ever get another moment like this one
>>77033744
also don't actually tell me you actually support your MLS team more than the team you customer in europe
>>77033711
>>77033713
FAP FAP FAP
>>77033796
>mfw Joma is pleb-tier
>>77033859
>even the name "Joma" is pleb tier
>>77033854
For me, Poland girls are prime wife material
>>77033854
who's the qt?
>>77033772
Do not have more sorry, I just found it randomly on instagram
>>77033774
The patterns kinda?, but other than that I don't remember seeing another kit like that
>>77033789
The majority is black. Here in aruba we're dirty mestizos.
>>77033855
>90+10'
>>77033744
I don't feel any particular attachment towards foreign football clubs on leagues, I just don't find the appeal, but yeah most people are like that, you barely see people in our local stadia but I remember one time I was on a foodcourt that was showing lel clasico on a large screen that were cheering and hollering as if they were on the stadium. Fucking pitiful.
>>77033859
The quality is awful and they keep shitting out the blandest kit designs just for us
>>77033802
KEK
>>77033875
>Marin
>Gallardo
AAAARHGDGHHHG
>>77033886
>>77033875
>Hernández passes it to Hernández
>>77033882
Oh, you missed it PolandBro. Imagine Real Madrid Refball on steroids.
>>77033882
Concacaf mememoney magic
>>77033898
W-what?
>>77033869
Kinga Duda, daughter of the Polish president
>>77033856
im american and i watch the mexican league. Its not exactly glory hunting on the same level as you guys.
i do watch premaire leuge games from time to time but wouldnt wear any of thier team jerseys or anything.
El salvador is in a unique position in that they suck and they can't be lovable losers because the self refballing makes em bad guy tier.
My digits are the ammount of goals in the next match
>>77033882
Mexican refball at its finest
>>77033925
They can be loveable losers if they injure some of Mexico's players
http://www.strawpoll.me/13396334
http://www.strawpoll.me/13396334
http://www.strawpoll.me/13396334
Will he save us, /sp/?
>mfw Real Madrid and Liverpool customer
What, you got a problem?
>>77033930
lol welcome to the real world latin niggers, mexico never gets a fair shake at WC either so stfu
>>77033936
fuck outta here pirate
>>77033915
In 20 years the rest of europe will look at Poland and ask themselves why did we let in the savages.
>>77033942
>Liverpool customer
It is you who has the problem
>>77033936
lads I accidentally posted this poll on the wrong tab.
Do NOT vote on this poll.
>>77033929
Oh shit
>>77033951
Still, I never expected that the most refballing game I've ever seen after the Korea vs Spain game was one in favor of Mexico
>>77033940
I hope so.
>>77033929
A fucking 2 - 9
Are they handsome, /sp/??
>>77033942
n-no vales verga.
>>77033942
You customer some pretty shitty teams
>>77033968
Did he save you at the end?? Is Peru a football powerhouse now??
>>77033961
>>77033983
>>77033984
B-but, this is our year la'
>>77033929
wtf now i have to stay up for two more hours to watch the match, why did you do this Bryan Ruiz
>>77033993
No but we have improved a lot.
>>77033211
Excellent banter
>>77033999
Checked. Meme game incoming boys
Este viejito sabe
>>77033956
what's up
>>77033956
>implying the population will be capable of intelligent thought by then, after the purges start
>>77034000
You give me hope, Peru!!
>>77034026
He's right, but at the same time, he has started forgetting their partners name in live TV since 8 years ago
>>77034026
He's usually right about these kind of games
>>77034029
He was giving you props for not letting rapefugees in, man.
>>77034029
Cheers
>>77034039
Lets be real, peru is at least kinda decent, salvador is too deep in the refballing shitter for this.
>>77034050
I think he was just bragging
>>77034029
>Poland
>Watches the Gold Cup
>Blocks Mudslums from entering
How can you be so based?
>>77033791
Top Tier Selecta
anyone got a stream
>>77034066
Polandbros are the best allies. When the Crusades get restarted, we will help them
>>77034045
As long as he keeps bantering Faitelson he is good in my book
>>77034086
https://soccerstreams.net/streams/1405/north-america-mexico_vs_north-america-el-salvador
There you go.
>all chicanos will never go back to Mexico
Is Time My Boyz
>thread about el salvador
>most based person is polish
>>77034103
why would you want that to happen?
>>77034026
Based José Ramón "Chingue su madre el América" Fernández
>>77034071
Why the fuck didn't they call punyeb and his brother this time?? Dude plays very good football imo
Lets do it El Salvador!
>>77034123
Hasn't Punyed been out of Form? I know he had some top tier performances during the 2015 Gold Cup and 2014 WCQ but after that he kinda slumped.
>>77034089
I agree.
I miss Cuauhtemoc lads, we may never get another player with his balls and talent again
>>77034132
El salvador is sadly deku, except there is no one for all to save em, we are those who will end up JUST as fuck, and may never make it to the great tournament arc.
>>77034061
How do i get a conservative Polish wife? i have money
>>77034089
The whole V4 group is pretty based, they must be protected at all costs
>>77034120
>most based person
>not Peru
Fuck off yankee
>>77034132
Give energy pls
Visiting San Diego for the game... Donde menores en tijuana?
>>77034152
If you look Hispanic enough you ought to have absolutely no problems finding one.
>>77034152
Stop being mexican
>>77034162
kys pedo
>>77034172
So... You don't know??
All the central american countries are shit, lets just lump all that shit together, and form a "super-team" ( even though they will still be shitty) to even stand a remote chance.
>>77034121
We have a lot of colombian imports here. Feels good.
ARRIBA CON LA SELECCION
ARRIBA CON LA SELECCION
nos van a meter como minino 4 los culeros.
>>77034143
Really?? That's kind of a bummer; honestly I haven't paid attention that much to him this past few months
>>77034145
>you will never be as good as Cuantemoc
Why live lads? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOHutnw2bew
>>77034103
technicaly chicanos a natural born americans. lmao.
they cant deport us all.
suckkk a dickkk bitchhh.
>>77034189
>FRCA will never be revived
F
>>77034210
You can blame Costa Rica for that, we have the CA-4 border agreement, which is the closest thing to the FRCA we will get
>>77034210
I unironically hope either that happens, or The US just takes pity and annexes those americanized fucks already. For fucks sake, they use AMERICAN MONEY, and american influence is fucking strong as shit over there.
>>77034206
*blocks your path*
>>77034210
>>77034189
Francisco Morazan's wet dream
New Sponsor of el salvador
aka
La selecta
>>77034210
>FRCA
They should have remained part of our empire.
>>77034241
Nah, Chiapas is a proof you couldn't handle all the FRCA clay
>the majority of people here have never seen this legend on his youth years play
Fucking sad desu
>mfw hoping Mexico loses so Osorio can get fired.
Fucking tired of his meme tactics.
Mexico is playing with their B team? Why is USA also doing that?
>>77034241
we can barely manage Baja California desu
VAMOS SELECTA
>>77034263
We would take him over Pinto any given day
>>77034259
is that el mago ? the based wizard
>>77034264
Because Gold Cup is not that important. WC qualifiers is what matters now.
>>77034259
Un tipazo
>>77034263
[cuban pete intensifies]
>>77034259
literlly quien putas?
>>77034271
>he fell for the Pinto meme
>>77031257
may i Rocha post in here?
>>77034264
The Mexican A team was playing in the Confederations Cup they need rest
gogo the saviour
>equality speech
>CHIs will still scream "EEEEEH PUTOOO"
I like this timeline
>>77034286
rochas always welcome
>>77034263
>it'sthe dt is the problem meme
tired of this desu
*muffled ehhh puto intensifies*
fuckinnng FIFA.
>>77034281
Jorge "el mágico" Gonzales
>>77034255
You say that as if Chiapas (or Ciudad Real) were going to be better as part of Guatemala.
post yfw Mexikeks start refballing on a dinky tournament
Why is the Mexican anthem so based?
>Mexico and Salvador both speak Spanish
>the announcement is read 2 times in both dialects
amazing
De pie para el himno
>>77034259
yo un par de videos dela super abuela
eso cuenta.
>>77034309
got to sell out the LA Coliseum senpai
>>77034285
Pinto keeps pulling miracle results out of his ass to keep his streak of mediocrity alive, that 0-0 game at the Azteca on which Mexico didn't even try, that almost bronze run at the Olympics, the Central American Cup win with nothing but 1 goal wins.
>>77034312
It's one of the few good things we have
>>77034308
No, but they could've done better if they stayed as Los Altos
>>77034313
polandbro, what exactly is that a map of? is it the different dialects? what is red and what is blue???
I like this Mexico's anthem interpretation.
I r8 this player m8!
>this horse race tier anthem
>>77034320
I seriously don't get how we won Copa Centroamericana. The squad was full of liga nacional memes.
>>77034313
Spanish is quite different between countries. Spain Castillian is barely ineligible for us
>>77034300
all right then....but i dont think centroamericans know about rochas, havent seen them in /copalib/
Jesus all our players are ugly as fuck kek
>>77034313
Mexico speaks some weird incorrect Spanish
MEXICO'S B-TEAM>A-TEAM
>>77034346
kek I thought the same
Cute anthem El Salvador
>>77034348
well other than the Ticos there is no competition.
Panama is the ultimate chokers in Concacaf
anthem ratings:
Mexico 8/10 very nice, not boring, not overly proudish an self-centered yet still a bit happy
El Salvador 6/10 until the trumpet solo then it goes to 8/10, I want to dance and kek to that tune
why does salvador have tchaikovsky for their anthem?
gogo the saviour
>>77034348
Costa Rica and Panama didn't even try, El Salvador FA was a mess and then if you can't beat Nicaragua and Belize you need to stop being a manager
>>77034306
LMAO
>>77034366
>Panama Choken
>Not Refball.
>>77034351
Ceren a cute. CUTE
>>77034370
an 8/10 trumpet solo?
I feel humbled
Based Mejico wearing there home Kits in San Diego, CA.
>>77034312
>Literally a narco corridos
Ghee I wonder why
>>77031302
Por k los salvadoreños son cucks en todo? En el fútbol, en la politica, en asuntos internacionales, y hasta su mujeres se van de vacaciones a Honduras a provar la verga de aya.
>>77034365
>>77034370
Sounds like this desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY58inWev0E
>>77034377
>2 gold cup chokes vs USA
>multiple wcq chokes
>centroamerica final chokes
it's sad really. they're Pre Golden Generation Chile tier
Rate my dinner bros
el salvador doesnt have niggers or what
>>77034341
Red = Spanish is sole official language at the national level
Blue = Spanish a co-official language
Will they yell Puto?
Also enjoy Mrs Trump
>>77034394
Oh...I thought you were talking about the last gold cup...
Nah, you right. Carry on.
>>77034381
Just look at this shit? Why is this allowed? Why do they all look so odd looking??
NIGGA IS TIME
>>77034397
in n out fries are absolute shit
>>77034397
Heart attack/10
>>77034397
I'd eat it/10
>>77034407
ugly james
>>77032843
That's a myth mexican moms tell to mexican kids to eat all their greens.
what ackchually happens here is flaying
>>77034407
>>77034407
Indio genes senpai. the attractive Salvis ran away to East Los Angeles or West Virginia. now you're country is full of indios and Gang RAPE babbies
>>77034397
>No monkey sauce
2/10 tbqhwy famalamalam
>>77034397
Based
>>>>>AMERICAN TV
>>77034407
P I S T O
I
S
T
O
all there is to it.
>>77031416
>>77031330
>>77031302
Al menos a ustedes los dejan jugar.
>>77034400
they mixed into the population, they ARE the niggers
>Sepulveda starting
>>77033211
Declare independent of mexican empire they said...
It will be fun they said...
wheres orbeGOD
>>77034400
No Caribbean coast line so no garifunas to aid them
>>77034397
Great taste
Ummm
In A Out
>>77034433
You might have gotten them Confused with Panama.
>>77034431
Quiero ir a Puerto Barrios de nuevo.
>>77034397
>tfw no in n out in TJ
>>77034407
Reno Fc
Viva México cabrones! Por cuántos les ganamos a los cerrotes? Unos 4 goles serán suficientes.
>Refball starting already
Could mexico not wait like 5 minutes?
>>77034456
CHIKARO
It looks like they're all Usain Bolts after weed vs curacao game
>>77034456
CHI
>mfw El Salvador is outplaying Mexico
>>77034456
stfu, Chicano-kun
How much money did the Salvadorians take for this fixed game by Indonesian gangster?
>>77034449
Esta de ahuevo, pero te recomiendo ir mas a panajachel o al lago itzal.
>>77034456
Based chin-chong.
I should i say chin-gon. .
>>77034481
shitcano banter
>>77034456
Monas chinas :"v
That didn't take long
Heh, nothing personal kid
REAP MODE: ON
>>77034495
based Rocha poster
CERROTES BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>77034495
FUARK
MEXICO GOAL
GREAT
SALVASHIT
STUPID DERBY
Fug
>>77034456
No mames, Osorio Chong está conectado
Damn, Mexico's H team making it look too easy
>salvis too short
kek
When will manlets learn?
taco
HAAHAHAHAH FAGGOTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>77034495
my peepee want to be inside her butt
>>77034481
top keks
>>77034509
Why would you blow out a big ass hill?
>>77034303
>Implying he isn't at least 80% of the problem
Tired of your shit you meme loving fuck
welp, it's over.
>GETTING SCORED ON BY EL SALVADOR
AHHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
MEXICO BTFO
LMOA MEXCREMENTS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
SIIIIIIII
wew
>mejico
Zalaya is a qt desu
THE CITY OF MEMEXICO
AHHAAHHAHHAHAH FUCK YOU MEXICO YOU FUCKING GOD DAMN PIECES OF SHIT SUCK A FUCKING DICK AHAHAHA
Where's your god now Mexico
>MEXICO
>el rancho elotero de mejixo
CALLANDO CULEROS
CALLANDO CULEROS
YES
GOAL
I want a Cuban gf lads
>Their lead doesn't last more than 3 Minutes
What did El Salvador mean by this?
Lmao, salvatruchas celebrating a goal against Mexico like winning a world cup
EL
SALVADOR
still havemt seen the goal lol
HOLY SHiT MEXICO PLEASE LOSE
I ahve a question:
Why did central America leave the great and powerful Mexican empire in 1820's anyway?
>>77034450
go to San Diego you mong
Fuck azteca and their shitty ads!
>>77034573
is the GOAT defense Osorio created?
>memexico
I feel offended they sent their B team. You're not winning this one culeros.
No conozco a ninguno cambio generacional ? xd
so is this mexicos B or C team?
>>77034224
ayyy los nicas y sus fusiones
HAHAHA MEXICO U FAGGET XDDDDDDDD
>>77034574
Fucking LALA, man.
>>77034584
The defense has been the worst about osorio's philosophy since the beginning...
>>77034587
Canada will win this
>>77034576
We wanted our own central american empire and fucked up in the process
>>77034542
DELETE THIS
EHHHHHHH
THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR THE POWER OF HARD WORK AND FRIENDSHIP HAS BLESSED BASED EL SALVADOR
>LETTING MANLETS SCORE
Why does Mexico try and Justify this by saying "Muh B Team"? Its El Fucking Salvador ffs.
>>77034577
not t worth just crossing for that desu
>>77034558
wew lad, calm down it's a ball rolling on a grass field and being chased by troglodytes
>>77034567
Get rich and buy one, when you get her here, she will run away and cuck you, cubans not even once.
>>77034592
lo dice cuando Nicaragua lo va a invadir muy pronto
Rate our refs
>>77034591
z-z team lol
>>77034571
Ow, reverse Peru flag.
THE STATE OF MEXICAN DEFENDING
revoking my Mexican dual citizenship as we speak
>Jamaica leads the Group if draw.
COME ONNNNNNNNN
>>77034506
a-at least we ended in the third place in the last Latino American handball tournament :D
>this ref calling only fouls against Mexico
Disgusting refball
>>77034630
Reverse Perú is Nigeria. Know your /rgb/, bruh.
>corona playing like shit
>>77034631
As bad as the French defense in 1940
>>77034506
>>77034641
What is a Rocha?
>>77034645
is it more or do salvis get darker and darker every year?
>>77034639
>Canada leads group one
>Jamaica might lead group three
What did Concacaf mean by this?
>>77034612
>>77034656
Ghetto Argentinian grills
>>77034625
kek, sure
>>77034656
argie slags
>>77034656
the argie equivalent of slags
>>77034649
But it's a Mexico home game. They already paid off the refs
>>77034656
low class slags
>>77034623
I don't want to marry, stop thinking like a cuck.
>>77034666
Based Faitelson triggering all the central americans
>>77034645
no. 24 is a cutie
>>77034671
if I go to Argentina with 500 dollars how many rochas can I fuck? and what is the age limit?
>>77034656
Left One a Cute
>Mexico
>Lob balls into the Box
What in the fuck is this shit? I thought Mexico could play better than this, what is this Premier League Hoofball shit?
>>77034656
T. Reddit tourist
>>77034626
10/10
>>77034679
el argentiNO
just stop m8
>>77034681
Just goes to show you that Liga MX is shit
por que vergas no mete a orbelin? fue lo mejor en los amistosos
>>77034677
Age of consent is 14, BUT you're American so you can only fuck 18 and up.
>>77034659
That's how our skin tone has always been (light brown). Although the ones from la selecta are very dark skinned because the majority of them come from the rural zones
What squad is this for Mexico? B? C? D?
>>77034681
>>77034698
No one wants to watch your garbage gringo my little sawker, doyle.
Cute baby
>>77034677
You will probabbly have more luck with Chetas (upper class sluts).
16 yo
>>77034704
>>77034704
>Age of consent is 14, BUT you're American so you can only fuck 18 and up.
'no'
I deserve a teen slut just once
>>77034707
Doesn't matter, they're all equally as shit.
>>77034710
FUCKING
>>77034704
>age of consent is 14
>>77034709
If Mexico loses I hope you kill yourself Chicano
btw it's nice to see people who can cheer in the stands instead of amerifats eating burgers
>>77034717
MORE CHETAS PLEASE
>tfw I'm about to cum before half time
>>77034701
4D chess t-tactics
>>77034719
Good luck in jail then faggot
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha noooooooooooo
>>77034709
Thats not an excuse for playing hoofball you chicano scum.
>>77034738
>implying I can't bribe my way out
I am glad I am not a dirty Ameriblob
>>77034741
>barca shirt
At least they're not all filthy halalfags.
>>77034717
WEW lads
this is an upper class slag in argentina.
>Refball against el salvador
>mexican goalkeeping
>>77034738
No one is gonna know. Some people go across the globe just for sex with young girls
>>77034735
>>77034495
hnnnnnnnnng
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
EHHHHHH PUTOOOOOOO
UYYYYYYYYYY SO CLOSE
Wtf that is just homophobic
>>77034744
This thread was comfy before your Chicano scum ass showed up. Why do people like you ruin everything?
PUUUUUUUUUUTOOOOOOO
>Mexican defending
rip
Heh
WE DID IT LADS
>>77034495
A FUCKING LEAF
CENTRACAS AND AMERIGAYS BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
WEW
why is osorio such a fucking pain in the ass? Gallardo PUBLICLY declared he hates playing as a winger yet he places him there just because
even a meme master like LaVolpe knows this
GOALZO FOR MY HOME COUNTRY >>77034790
>>77034709
>>77034758
This thread was comfy before your Chicano scum ass showed up. Why do people like you ruin everything?
sigh
Guys, I'm half Salvadorean and half Mexican.... I root for USA tho.
Which team should I be pulling for here?
El Salvador pulls another one back, comes in second the Copa oro.
GOOOOOOOOOOOL
HEY NOW, HEY NOW
FUCK YES
Don't worry, lads, this son of a bitch is on their way
>>77034806
ICE
>>77034806
>rooting for the Amerishits
kys
>>77034802
this
TACO
>>77034806
Just listen to your heart
>>77034806
fabian? i tought you were a normie
>>77034770
The law is going to know and your pedo ass will go down, especially because you'll be a foreign piece of poop. How the fuck does one even get away with shit like this? Fucking young girls at a foreign country should be immediate death penalty when returning home.
New thread faggots
>>77034829
FAGGOT OUT
>>77034822
Based boland
>>77034814
>si no se venden
forgot that m8
we did lads
>>77034770
https://www.justice.gov/criminal-ceos/extraterritorial-sexual-exploitation-children
>>77034806
For the LGTTBandwhateverothershittheysay
>>77034822
Thanks pierogi, every one of you guys that I've met have been bros
Ehhhhhhhhhhh
>puto
>muhrican soil
why is trump allowing this shit
>>77034849
PEDO SCUM OUT
>>77034806
>half salvadoran
>half mexican
good god, why do mexicans and salvadorans hate each other but cant stop from fucking each other, I mean for fucks sake, my uncle even did this shit too.
>>77034880
>ROCHAS
>PEDO
pick one and only one
>>77034885
We are tsundere
>>77034885
It's all mestizo at the end of the day sprinkled with some Spanish and German.
I'm just happy I'm not manlet sized
>>77034892
That dude specifically said he wanted a young girl.
Age of consent in tijuana??
>>77034920
Don't worry about it fucking Pedo. You won't get shit, only a bullet to the head from a glorified cocaine-addicted manlet.
>>77034829
Because this country is not concerned with what you do in another country as long as no one finds out.
>>77034948
>>77034943
Where? Only checked out caohuila and nothing but old ladies
>>77034954
Tell that to the judge kid.
>>77034948
I've already fucked girls in brazil fag. What are you gonna do
>>77034976
Lucky you didnt get shot by a favela monkey. How'd you do it? You must've been blessed to escape death like that you fucking whitey
0-0
>>77034989
I certainly heard gun shots but I was never shot at. Its easier when you speak Portuguese by the way
>>77035770
In theory, 12 is the age of consent set by federal law, though in may vary between states. Baja California's age of constent is 14, as you can realise by looking at its criminal law, art. 177 which the felony named as "violacion equiparada" (rough translation would be analogous violation) which prosecutes having sexual intercouse with a person that by law, can't give their consent (minors under 14s, retards, blacked out people and such)