Who's the best MLB player and why is it Kris Bryant?
>Handsome as fuck (no homo)
>Hands down one of the best hitters in years
>He basically fucks your wife
>Basically carried cubs out of over a 100 years without winning a world series
Well, who's your top pick, anon?
>>77029958
Charlie Blackmon
This is the best MLB player of all time
>Handsome as fuck (yes homo)
>Actually the best hitter in years and years to come
>He doesnt want to fuck your ugly wife
>Basically is carrying the yanks and will win over a hundred world series
Miguel Sano
>>77029958
Not even an all star this year
there aren't any good players
>>77030401
Look at those hideous teeth. Only Linden could produce such a butt ugly man
>>77029958
>>77029958
Arenado > Bryant
>>77030401
Ugliest man alive
Umm, try again sweetheart ;)
>>77029958
>Kris Bryant
Such a fucking faggot. Was watching the game today and he was wearing the gayest fucking sunglasses and always kept this forced smug little smirk (like in OP) every time he was at the plate. I get the feeling people who like this asshat are the same people who don't even root for teams but only like individual players like Brady or LeBron.
>>77030401
Looks like that "i dare you to say that to my face and not online" kid 20 years later and with a little less master race in his blood
>>77033538
>one third baseman wins every conceivable award for his position
>another third baseman wins mvp
i kek evrytiem
>>77030401
This
He is unironically Babe Ruth
>>77035683
Oh?
When does he pitch next?
>>77029958
>>77029958
Position players better than Bryant in no particular order:
>Trout
>Harper
>Arenado
>Judge
>Turner
>Goldschmidt