SF: Nunez (hamstring) resuming rehab Wednesday
WAS: Joe Ross exits start with apparent injury
PIT: Taillon (illness) scratched from Sunday start
SD: Hunter Renfroe (neck) expected back Friday
CWS: Avisail Garcia (finger) returns to lineup
MIL: Brewers optimistic Braun (calf) plays Friday
HOU: Keuchel (neck) throwing bullpen session Sun.
CLE: Jason Kipnis dealing with strained hamstring
MIA: Report: Yanks pursuing trade for Justin Bour
CIN: Joey Votto belts NL-leading 26th home run
LA: Shrimp fest: Bellinger draws walk-off walk
CLE: Clevinger blanks Tigers over six innings
>He's not watching the Futures Game
I understand if you're a Royals fan but come on guys
/a/stros!
/mlb/ is an official pro janitor general.
In b4 Mariners anime guy, Royals Pants guy, Phillies whatever the fuck that thing is guy and a shit ton of lifelong casual Astros "fans".
The future is now
>>77029259
Brandon Backe > Mariano Rivera
fite me fgt go stros
But really, y'all remember Brandon Backe? When I was a kid, I thought he was the coolest shit
1stros
>>77029431
HOW LONG CAN IT LAST
>>77029455
Can you please explain to me how April of this year is 50 years ago? I'm really having a hard time understanding.
Wake up Felix.
>el chichANO Tucson nativr playing for world team
Wall when?
>>77029338
Why do you keep forcing this meme? I got banned once for accidentally highlighting too much when I was responding to a post. I got banned for "off-topic" posting, since not everything that I highlighted pertained to my post.
>>77029455
>wake up
>this team isn't imploding yet
it's time
>>77029423
>tfw I always thought he was a good pitcher when I was like 9 or 10
I'd still take October Backe though
June 9 Bartolo Colon Bobblehead giveaway
July 4 Giveaway Bartolo Colon
What did the Braves mean by this?
>bustcada
THIS IS WHO THE WHOS ARE HYPING? HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
Rosario is a bust LOL
mariners vs A's
>>77029478
>>77029478
>>77029478
futures game stream where? I want to see all the busts.
>>77029475
>1stros
>beating the Blue Jays 15-0 in the 8th
Can you please explain to me what words mean? I'm really having a hard time understanding.
>>77029502
Not forcing anything.
/mlb/ is organically a pro janitor board.
>>77029545
>Beating the Blue Jays is impressive now
Lifelongers please leave. I've never seen you in /mlb/ before either. It's funny seeing all these lifelong trips coming out of the woodworks.
>the World starter has a 5+ ERA
Is this really the best option they had?
who /excited for trades/ here
>5.37 ERA
>.260 opponent BA
>at single A
lol what a bust, how did this scrub get the start
>>77029545
it's 18-0 in the top of the ninth now LMAOLMAOLMAO
>>77029576
In fucking high A as well kek
>Lgtss
>the shanty town of world
>>77029548
No it isn't. Probably the only "pro janitor" poster on here are you and Old Bay.
So it's understood that the Shitstros aren't getting past the Indians or the Red Sox in the postseason, right?
>>77029601
Okay, so janitors, which are made up of the community, are literally alone in thier thoughts and everyone else is unhappy.
lol, what a sad fantasy world.
>18-0
>wild pitch
>19-0
>still one out in the top of the ninth
>>77029629
Janitors make up less than 1% of the community.
>>77029626
Yes
>>77029577
>gib closer nao gotdammit
>>77029642
Majority of board is pro janitor, hence all the sports and general threads
Cry harder
>>77029548
all generals are pro janitor by nature
>>77029671
>>77029707
t. Janitor
>>77029665
Whise this cute girl (penis)?
>Dodger prospects
>>77029658
They are taking about idiot "outlaws" in that picture.
They aren't wrong, shitpostering retards deserve all the venom in the world.
this is a baseball thread, take your retarded off-topic sperging to the meta thread before the janny spanks you little boi
>>77029665
why does body paint always turn my dick into literal diamonds
>60-29 going into the all star break
The Fagstros fans tears will be that much better in October
lol zeke
at least we didn't get shutout
Who does /mlb/ hate more: Astros fans or Dodgers fans?
>Marlins can't sell out the fucking All Star Game
New ownership should relocate them, Miami doesn't deserve a baseball team
MARINERS!
>>77029883
still dodgers
Apologize
>>77029883
DG being happy is the ultimate evil. One could say Kershaw because Kershaw's sucess us directly related to DG's happiness.
what the fuck is houston doing?
>the city of the World
>culorado is literally no hitting the whos and the entire gamethread is all whos fans
>>77028569
>whos
>>77029883
Why would anyone hate >us. >We became from lovable losers to lovable winners
>>77029999
still havent won anything though
>>77029999
>Lovable
I think everyone else should be the judge of that
>>77029999
>lovable
>winners
>>77029935
.
>>77029999
/mlb/ hates any successful team, especially if previously unsuccessful. that way they can berate their fans about not being good in the past AND talk about how they'll crumble. it makes sense when you think about it.
>>77030039
Nah, /mlb/ is fine with bad teams being good unless the team's fans are a bunch of retarded lifelongers. Astros fans are a bunch of retarded lifelongers, so that's why everyone hate them.
>>77030059
you should really consider filtering them if they bother you that much
>>77030143
I don't particularly care, their delusion actually entertain's me
All these 'stros lifelongers don't even know Junction Jack
>mest
World is so garbage
guys I just ate a big chunk of eye gunk for the first time in my life and it tasted better than boogers
I'm 22 btw
How is Mejia doing?
>>77030208
nothing better than munching on a big, crusty booger imo tbqh
>>77030208
I threw up a little.
>>77029917
Where the fuck are Jeb and Jeter going to take them?
March 2017
Me: The Mets rotation will never make it through the season.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
Me: Reasons and history.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Me: Evidence and data.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!
Me: Facts and research.
Mets fans: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Fast forward to April 30, 2017
Me: The Mets rotation is ded.
Mets fans:
>>77030151
then stop complaining
>>77030261
They're all Yankees fans now
>>77030289
The Yankees have gone 7-18 over their last 25 games.
>>77030270
I wasn't complaining, I was simply explaining to the lifelonger why people want to see the Astros fail so much
What's the score of the Futures game?
>>77030289
>All Mets fans are Yankees fans now, because the Yankees are good
>But everyone on the Yankees is regressing, and they will finish in last
Which one is it?
BREWGODS
R
E
W
G
O
D
S
>tfw 5.5 game lead in the division
>>77030362
4-0 for USA
Rosario with 2 strikeouts
>>77030362
4-0 USA
the only pitcher who has even looked decent for world is soroka that sinker was legit as hell.
>>77030377
>>77030385
Who's been impressive?
>>77030341
And the Mets were never in it to begin with
>>77030366
>But everyone on the Yankees is regressing, and they will finish in last
Not sure what dumb-asses are saying that but you should stop listening to them
>Tfw dont win a series for a month with a young team yet you still hold the top wild card spot
at least its something
>>77030413
>Not sure what dumb-asses are saying that but you should stop listening to them
Just check any Yankee gamethread, and you'll see plenty of this. I didn't say they were right, but /mlb/ """analyst""" really want it to be true, and ignore the Betances/Clippard/Tanaka struggles that have lost the Yankees so many games this past month.
>>77030410
Derek Fisher, Kyle Tucker, Brendan Rodgers Nick Senzel, Chance Sisco, Nick Gordon
who do you think you are... dreaming about being a big star
>WORLD PITCHING
>>77030428
Yankees fans in May: Who can stop us! We're winning the World Series!!
Yankees fans in July: W-w-w-we're rebuilding. :(
>worleld
SIX SIX SIX
>Whatever dude I'm an elite prospect I can just throw a fastball down the middle
>oopsie
>Tanaka is 0-5 in day games with a 15.22 ERA
Why?
>another 3 true outcome player
Fuck that, we need less of these people in baseball
>>77030507
>Yankees fans in May: Who can stop us! We're winning the World Series!!
Yankees fans in their gamethreads are pretty realistic on what their team is, and haven't been too delusional, and have been talking about rebuilding since last season. Given /mlb/'s extreme tendency to falseflag, I'm more than willing to be those weren't Yankee fans.
>play a entire planet
>blow them the fuck out
Litteraly who can stop us?
>>77030570
Canada.
>>77030570
Would probably be a lot different if the Nips and Koreans participated
>>77030565
>I was only pretending to be retarded
>>77030673
Nice counterpoint
Nice pitching """""prospect""""" you got there yankees.
>>77030673
I bet you think everyone that praises Kershaw or the Dodgers is DG too, don't you
>>77030673
It's the MLB Futures Game. Not USA vs World. They did that in March.
>>77030700
meant for>>77030639
>>77030684
>>77030699
Oh c'mon now. The Yankees fans in April and May were insufferable. I remember it. We all remember it.
This was the equivalent to winning the World Series to me
>Blow jays
>cucks
>>77030188
What a shitty mascot. Enron Stadium was a weird time, I forgot this faggot even existed after 2003.
>>77030565
>t. DG falseflagger #749013
>"m-my fanbase is SMART"
>"a-any dumb comments from my fanbase aren't real!!!!"
Can someone who is not a fan of another al east or a pity mets fans explains to me why you dont like the yankees
is it because of success
>>77030733
Yankees gamethreads are pretty much always chill, except for when they're playing the Red Sox, the insufferable "fans" were literally only in the general after Yankee wins. Much like how the Dodgers barely have any fans in gamethreads, yet their "fans" manage to turn every general into a Dodgers general. I don't know why falseflagging in /mlb/ is such a strange concept to you.
Whos are about to be no hit by the rockies while they're blowing them out. Where is the thread?
>>77030805
Evil Empire.
>>77030805
No it's because you have a massive, bandwagon fan base. You haven't been relevant in years and you destroyed a piece of historynfor soulless garbage
>>77030824
It's in the general. There are no Rox fans there. Only Whos fan. Kinda ironic.
>>77030824
All the rookies fans jumped off the bandwagon.
>>77030733
Ah yes, much like how the Dodgers have the most prevalent fanbase in the generals, mo'Lester was an actual Cubs fan, and all the Rockies "fans" that showed up just to talk trash about the Dodgers. How genuinely insufferable.
>>77030838
the fans didnt like yankees Stadium getting tore down either
>>77030853
>giolito
Hahaha. No.
>canafat prospects
>>77030853
Where the fuck are Bryce Harper, Manny Machado, and Mike Trout?
>>77030853
>Assuming all prospects will work out
>>77030853
>no Yolmer
;_;
>>77030838
The Yankees have been in the top two in the AL for attendance every year since 2002, despite the rough season of 2013-2017. That's a pretty loyal bandwagon if you ask me.
And Yankee fans complain about the new Stadium all the time too.
>>77030853
>avisail garcia
please, please oh fucking god please no
>>77030889
>>77030853
Since when have projections never not been retarded?
Also
>MLB Network and not FG or even BP
Don't do that.
>>77030853
>Giolito
>>77030853
They spelled rodon's name wrong
giolito threw 7 shutout with 10 k's yesterday, please apologize
>>77030928
>4.98 ERA in AAA
>>77030946
>has a 3.86 ERA in his last 11 starts after posting a 7.31 mark in his first six outings of the year. He's given up three runs or fewer in 10 of those starts
>>77030961
>3.86 ERA in his last 11 starts
>In AAA
>Thinking this is good
>>77030975
Compare to where he was, it's obviously better
You idiot
world should have just let soroka pitch 3 innings
>>77031005
>Conditions I deem fair
he's a bust. Accept it. The top 100 prospects list mean nothing.
>>77031028
You fucking retard, please tell me how many number 1 overall prospects in the past 20 years have busted? I'm still waiting for the answer from hours ago.
>>77031028
Are you retarded
>>77030975
Charlotte is one of the most hitter friendly parks around though
>>77031005
he's still giving up way too many homeruns. yeah he plays in charlotte but that many homeruns in unacceptable in AAA even playing in Columbus or some of the joke parks in the PCL.
>>77030738
Where are you following this?
>this day and how I thought it would be when I woke up
how are you friends?!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IunmW3wI5Q
>>77031096
I'm watching it on tv and it's on mlb.com
>>77030542
hes half vampire
IS IT HABBENING
>>77031200
>team with no fans is no hitting a team purposely tanking
Not even worth the shitposting
holy shit thank god Kipnis is injured and that cancer is out of the lineup
>>77031222
i mean im sure as fuck not a colorado rookies fan
no hitter is still a no hitter tho
>>77031254
>no hitter against a team purposely throwing games and already 11 games under .500
>>77031268
why isnt every game against them a no hitter
>standards i deem fair
>purposely throwing games
>>77031289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Sox_Scandal
>>77030528
How the actual fuck is Milwaukee still lower than Chicago? How is fucking Chicago still that high?
the cubs will end up winning like 75 games this year
>>77031316
nice
the giants method of ws defense
>>77031304
probably projected counting stuff like last season, remaining schedule, etc
66% sounds high anyway
>>77031303
Yes you're right 98 years later they are continuing the tradition my bad
>>77031342
I get remaining schedule but when a team isn't playing anything resembling baseball and is starting an outfielder who's hitting under .200, one has to wonder
>Rookies
Maybe next time
>PEBBLES
https://mobile.twitter.com/Castellani2014/status/883521764512464896/video/1
Can't wait until freeland blows out his arm just like santana
poor guy
>>77031456
>Jordan Zimmerman couldnt pitch his way out of his own ballsack
>>77031456
This virgin faggot is not funny
Pitchers always play it cool when they blow a no-no, but I wonder if they're really screaming and cursing in their heads when it happens.
>>77031456
>detoilet
>>77031517
>play it cool
Did you watch Freeland at all? He shouted "FUCK" pretty visibly.
>>77031456
>phoneposting
>>77031517
>Give up a hit
>Crowd loses all of its energy
>Standing on the mound alone
>Crowd starts cheering
>Manager takes the slow walk
>Literally standing on the mound by yourself as you failed to make history
>Walk off
>Crowd cheering
>Tip your cap
>>77031535
Lel I didn't see that but most of the time they remain pretty stoic or try to play it off with a smile
I'd go into the clubhouse and start smashing shit with a bat 2bh
>>77031517
id probably be too stunned
adrenaline making it impossible to hear anything but the blood in your ears etc
>culorado blows out the whos and almost no hits them too
>entire gamethread is nothing but whos fans
What did culorado """""fans"""" mean by this?
I'm tired of you faggots making fun of us for being Rockies fans. It's getting really annoying and you oppress my opinions with your "memes". Do you feel better about yourself by ruining someone else's day? I hope you do, because you constantly ruin mine.
>>77031595
maybe they all switched back to football after the series vs the dbacks or the doyers
HR - 1st
OBP - 1st
SLG - 1st
OPS - 1st
BB - 2nd
RBI - 3rd
Runs - 4th
AVG - 6th
Hits - 8th
He's also reached base in 79 out of 88 games this year.
>tfw you blow a no hitter in The Show
somebody tell me how many runs the mighty royals are beating the dodgers by??????????
Kershaw: 9 IP, 6 H, 2 ER, 13 K, 99 P
>>77031619
You sure showed /mlb/ wrong by posting in the gamethread
oh wait
>>77031633
>players like this on teams like the reds and angels
>>77031633
Best Canada
>best record in june la
>world series bound la
>swept
stay in your lanes flyovers
>>77031131
https://soundcloud.com/you/collection
>>77031595
They're all doyers fans now.
Kershaw sucks.
Kershaw is God
>>77031708
https://soundcloud.com/uncleflop/uncle-flop-pinkos-original-mix
i feex it
NOTHING CAN STOP US
/mlb/ BTFO yet again!!
>>77031708
https://youtu.be/1cFzJUX99Ck
wake up
!
*drip**drip**drip**drip**drip**drip**drip**drip**drip*
>>77031517
>>77031517
>not getting no hit is like winning the world series for whos fans
>>77031741
>complete gaming a rebuilding small market team is like winning the WS for doyers fans
>>77029312
>taillon
>illness
JUST
*piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss**piss*
>>77031706
will do, champ
>54 billion pesos
>no rings in three decades
>>77031772
>>77031772
>>77031794
>>77031794
As soon as Manfred is forced to admit he tampered the balls to allow the best grip for Kershaws claws the sooner we can have Aaron Sanchez your back-to-back-to-back Cy Young award winner
>Clayton Kershaw is the first pitcher in MLB history to strike out at least 13 in a complete game with fewer than 100 pitches.
>>77031785
All things considered, it is though.
The Rockies are still winning the division no matter what Dodgers fans think.
>muh 9.5 game lead
lol it's gonna be quite a collapse when you don't even get home field in the wild card game
>>77031805
Gay
>>77031820
>can't even be bothered to show up when your team is throwing a no hitter
>getting shown up by whos fans of all people
Neck yourself
>>77031839
I was in the gamethread the last 4-5 innings you silly little spic
>le stir ups and glasses boy
NERD
>54 BILLION MEXICAN PESOS
>tfw I can save money on jersey's by buying kids jersey's because I'm so short
Anyone else know this feel?
:pissing:
>screencapping your own anonymous false flags
>>77031776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGoP1lEHPZ4
awo
*sips tears to refill bladder*
>>77031867
How tall are you m8
>>77031880
Is this what they call 4 dimensional false flagging?
>>77031880
>w-we we're only pretending to be fucking stupid
epin
>>77031891
https://soundcloud.com/whitedenim/just-dropped-in-to-see-what-condition-my-condition-was-in
>get absolutely blown the fuck out
>"IT WAS ALL A FALSEFLAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>"WE EXPECTED TO LOSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Royals talked shit
Now they reap what they sow
Is DG upset because the royals have won a world series in his lifetime but the dodgers haven't?
>having Kershaw beat the royals is like winning the World Series for Dodgers fans
>not even 30 wins before the all-star break
Wake me up when September ends.
>>77031996
I think it's more the fact that so many royals posters were talking huge shit and then end up getting completely blown the fuck out and are now trying to damage control hard because they can't handle the bants.
To a neutral observer, this actually makes the royals fans look really bad.
Why even say all shit if you were going to get blown the fuck out? And now they don't even come out of hiding to stand up for. Poor showing.
>talk up a bunch of shit
>*get pissed on*
>"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
>>77031965
acid '; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZ_S3fSFskU
>>77031899
>>77031868
>>77031794
>>77031772
>>77031646
what did the roylels fans mean by those posts?
>>77031925
5'1"
It sucks, but at least kids jerseys are cheap r-right?
Bow down to your new God/mlb/
>>77032043
So that would be a yes
Why are dodger fans human cancer?
Is it because most of them have a Chicano inferiority complex or is it the billions spent with no World Series?
>so much damage control from kansas shitty when it was them who did the shittalking
What backwards logic is this? Is it all the barbecue down there getting into their hick brains?
>talk shit
>can't back it up
>get btfo
>WAH WAH WAH DOYERS ARE THE ONES WHO ARE BUTTHURT WAH WAH WAAAAAAAAH
Maybe you shouldn't have talked shit in the first place retards.
Holy fuck royals fans are pure cancer.
*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-*piss*-
>>77032043
fuck royals fans desu, most annoying shitposters of 2014-15 by far
>>77032043
>it makes royals fans look really bad
Makes Dodgers fans look really bad when they act like they just won something by beating a middle of the road team with their best pitcher. In fact they call this phenomenon 'sore winning'
>>77032071
>Jacob Nottingham
>Corey "Just throw him a curveball" Ray
>Brandon Woodruff
>>77032136
>middle of a road team
See
>>77031899
>>77031868
>>77031794
>>77031772
>>77031646
If they're so middle of the road, then what did the roylels fans mean by these posts? You tell me.
what a game
>>77032154
>that brewers fan
>>77032054
https://soundcloud.com/robin-seemangal/biggie-smalls-dead-wrong
>>77032136
this post is not biased against the doyers in any way whatsoever
So how long will the POSTSEASON (not even mentioning the WS) drought be for the Cubs? I say minimum 30 years
*drowns in 9.5 meters of piss*
>>77032128
It's funny, I saw this same situation happen back then with the Tigers fans talking shit about how they were going to sweep the royals and win the division and stuff. The screencap was posted for days and the tigers trip, NoHS or some other faggot was never seen again.
Now the same thing is happening to the royals and its actually kind of funny.
>>77032143
T-there still developing.
They'll be g-good I tell ya
>>77032165
>how could an average team possibly win a game against a superior team in baseball
>>77032202
Do you have the screencap of the pebbles fag who said they were back simply because they beat up on a shitty team only to lose to them tomorrow?
>*desperately tried to swim upstream a 9.5 mph stream of piss*
>*drowns*
Reds win!
Votto>goldsmith
>>77032209
How fucking retarded are you? You are missing the point completely.
The fact is that Royals fans shittalked and repeatedly said who they were going to blow out the dodgers and kershaw and stuff and that clearly didn't happen so they're getting their just comeuppance now.
And you're upset about it them getting what they deserved for all that shitalking...
Because youre... retarded? No seriously, how do you miss the point this badly? Seek help.
>AJ SUK
>pooSA
>puk
>>77032268
>>77032251
>>77032202
stop stop the 13th amendment makes it illegal to own niggas like this
>Marlins pitching
>>77032190
11/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmLdQIYf4WY
>beating the roylels after false flagging as their fans is like being 5 time repeat WS champions for doyerspics
>>77032268
Lol dude chill out all I'm sayin is you dodger fans are only a little bit over excited about a win where the other team talked some shit. Give me a break lol you don't have to act like every little insult is some big insult to your very soul haha
>>77032385
>>77032371
This is just pathetic levels of damage control.
>>77032385
fans of team A: LOL YOU SUCK TEAM B WE'RE GONNA FUCKING CRUSH YOU HAHAHAH
Team B crushes Team A
Team B fans mock Team A fans for all that shit they talked
Team C fan gets upset at Team B fans for doing this thing that Team A fans clearly deserved since they talked so much shit
?????????
Just stop, your stupid is hurting my brain. I am losing IQ points just looking at your posts that have no sense or justifiable points at all. That thin Colorado air must have destroyed your brain.
>this doyersfag who doesn't realize he's being b8d hard by a false flagging pebbles namefag
>The obvious giveaway being that pebbles have no fans
I need to take a break from this cancerous general
>Rays pitching prospects
Not bad
>>77032512
they'll make fine yankees
>>77032367
>>77032367
https://soundcloud.com/ebrown-2/cypress-hill-i-wanna-get-high
>>77032176
GG philliesbro, Padres getting btfo hurts but damn those young Phils came to play home run derby
>>77032461
You need to relax dude, it's literally just a regular season win against some team that had some frisky shit posters who were hopeful they could pull one out against a tough pitcher. Sure maybe the royals deserved a few jabs but goodness y'all are screencapping their posts and throwing a celebration. I'm just asking for a little humility haha
>150 post thread for a 10-0 almost no hitter
>5 posts by culorado fans
>less than 5% of the thread
Just what indeed did the culorado rookies """"""""""""""fans""""""""""""""" actually mean by this?
It really really makes you think.
>>77032559
Are you also mad at the rockies because they have made a world series in your lifetime but the dodgers haven't?
https://soundcloud.com/dewar868/stevie-wonder-vs-cypress-hill
FOR EXTRAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>77032559
>>77028569
Ctrl-F "Rockies Fan": 5 results
Discuss
77032548
It's the Royals fans who should have showed humility.
No more (You)s.
>>77032529
big if true xD https://youtu.be/zmLdQIYf4WY
Why are Royals fans so angry?
>>77032559
Other Rockies fans are MIA right now, well be back a little later in the season. Honestly I've watched less baseball than I did at the start of the season cause I've gotten a bit burnt out. Not a problem though cause I'll be hyped up again by august :)
>>77032623
Damage control.
>>77032617
https://soundcloud.com/rock_mashups/cypress-hill-james-tom-petty
>>77032529
https://youtu.be/sYc61SfcL0w
Rockies baseball gives me special privileges I don't get to talk about often, like being close to forests in a liberal state. The forests here are great for meat racking buck naked and I go every weekend that I can.
Cops are very nice too since many are gay. They might even lend you a hand every now and then! One time a guy fucked my ass who looked just like Charlie Blackmon. Before he bent me over, he said "looks like its 4 balls, how about we take a walk down to first and score all the way home?" I never learned the guy's name, but I probably screamed "FUCK ME CHARLIE BLACKMON" over 100 times.
>>77032587
Okay I'm just going to ask this now. Are whos fans autistic? Who the hell fills up a game thread when they're getting BTFO and no-hit while also being dead last recordwise?
Maddux was truly /mlb/'s pitcher.
>>77032654
>those whos fans down there rekting him
>>77032654
>he unironically saved this
LOL relax dude, I'm a fair weather fan cause baseball is just entertainment, not my whole life. Hey if it makes you happy though I've been a rockies fan my whole life so at least I don't bandwagon haha!
>>77032703
Another one for the screencap
>doymemes
>>77032651
more bar room, less studio -_-
https://soundcloud.com/officialmetallica/metallica-master-of-puppets
>>77032650
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGylTiWkk-8
>>77032176
Any chance we can avoid 100 losses for the year?
>>77032703
>I'm a fair weather fan
Unironically kill yourself.
>>77032756
solid maybe
>>77029312
Orioles are elite. Deal with it.
>>77032761
Is it really that bad to be a fairwheather fan? It just means watching your team when they are good and not when they are bad. Baseballs just entertainment lole
>>77032737
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkGtGt1L6iU
Reminds me of young times -_-
>>77029601
Obsessed
>>77032787
Hope you have epilepsy you disgusting waste of human life.
>>77032806
>I hope chatwood and his family die in a car crash
Lold
>>77032824
Goodness my man are you really THIS upset?
what did he mean by this?
>>77032854
It's just shitposting, what DG is known for.
>>77032855
Why do you faggots do this? Fuck off to another thread. It's spam and completely off topic
>>77032854
What a retard. Sad!
>>77032849
kys
>>77032854
I've never seen this poster on /mlb/ and now I know why XD
>>77032854
What is he screencapping there? Can you get a screencap of a screencap?
>>77032824
The majority of fanbases here are fairweather fans
>mfw no real baseball till friday
>>77032855
sav'd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip56iVhkQP8
>
>>77032934
and they should die too
This is the best /kershaw/ general in a while
Klubot going for history tonight
Fairweather and bandwagoner fans are all fucking scum and they should all die horrible horrible deaths.
And before you ask if they hurt me, yes, yes they did, a lot, but I won't blogpost about it except just say fuck them and I hope they all fucking die.
I got caught up in school and I haven't been here since right around the start of the season. What have I missed? Is Piss'Lester ded yet?
>>77032927
sunday night baseball thread
tigers v. indians
>>77032941
it gives me time to catch up on other stuff anyway
>>77032982
>5 straight starts of 7 IP, 1 ER, 10 K
Very good chance it happens desu
SIDE NOTE: Anyone else remember Noah Syndergaard?
@77032972
who?
What's everybodies second half predictions? Which teams not a in playoff spot make the playoffs and whichever teams in a spot don't make it. My prediction for teams that make playoffs
NL
>Dodgers
>nationals
>Arizona
>colorado
>cardinals
AL
>Astros
>Red Sox
>Yankees
>Cleveland
>Twins
>>77032953
>>77032953
https://youtu.be/uDtqGdtLkTc
>>77033042
Not that impressive honestly. First us Leaveland history?
I'm going to kill myself, ESPN is really annoying.
Also Zimmer made better catches than Pillar in bot games of a doubleheader
>>77033072
First in major league history
>>77032933
>>77033105
It's not that impressive considering those who have gone 5 straight starts with shutouts and 0ER.
7 innings. 1 ER. Wow.
>>77033111
Jesus Christ
>>77033111
Those are pretty reasonable takes, especially when you take into consideration it's the >mest they're talking about. No one will soon forget 2007. What's DGs issue with it? or is it just DG shitposting typically?
>>77033111
holy shit this is amazing
>>77033129
It's 7 or more, one or less, 10Ks or more. Not those exact numbers
>>77033006
piss'lester no longer posts with his trip on and only shitposts fulltime
most of his posts are pictures of """""women""""" made of plastic who are grade A sluts and he's proud of that
he apparently doesn't work a job or go to school or anything because he's here 24/7
anytime SOLER posts, he dedicates his time to posting about him and replying to him
this is the only trip he always posts at, probably because he's still upset about the cubs winning the world series
he is very triggered by cubs fans, nats fans, giants fans, rockies fans, and royals fans
no one here respects him, not even for the dumb memes
>>77033129
>implying anyone has ever had 5 straight shutouts
>>77033111
There's nothing wrong with these posts
>>77033180
Please you bigot. I'm just busy actually GETTING SOME down in Boystown to post here with you losers
>>77033181
with 10 or more Ks, I mean
>>77033111
If you aren't a newfag lifelong who only started watching baseball this year, you'll know there is literally nothing wrong with what was said there.
>>77032972
doyers using wax dolls to fill seats
>>77033180
Imagine having DG this deep in your head camping out in your cerebellum.
>TheFregoli delusion, orthe delusion of doubles, is a rare disorder in which a person holds adelusionalbelief that different people are in fact a single person who changes appearance or is in disguise. The syndrome may be related to a brain lesionand is often of aparanoidnature, with the delusional person believing themselvespersecutedby the person they believe is in disguise
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fregoli_delusion?wprov=sfla1
This giants marlins game was blown open by an AJ Ellis pinch hit dinger. First of his career.
>>77033268
Then followed by another Stanton HR. Another 2 HR game for him.
>>77033217
>conditions I deem fair
Kluber
>>77033111
this is hardly funny, it's just sad and pathetic
Damn nice catch from Ozuna
>>77032972
daddy's money tits/10
Shit, Zim Zam Shady leading off
>>77033064
>>77033064
>>77033327
>>77033327
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ip56iVhkQP8
>>77033346
We already know he has horrible taste in fake women. Which is why he'll have an autistic BBC/BHC spam fest again
>>77033366
>>77033366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vRHq0FEnZU
oops
Man you niggers are complete tryhards. These women are hot.
>b-but i can spot a potential flaw.! she doesn't have MY fetish!
>now i'll fap to porn of an uglier chick because she's pretty under conditions i deem fair
@ me
>>77033326
Bailing out yelich's blind ass. It's a good thing they're done in SF so the sun won't get in his eyes. Oh wait he plays for MIAMI. Why is he so shit at tracking the ball?
/los-ángeles/
Stop posting women.
/mlb/ is a pro janitor general, not some fucking locker room sleaze chamber.
KKluber
Okay, okay, 22 or 26 wins for Kershaw this season?
>My Uecker when 50 wins
>meme
>Buster Olney@Buster_ESPN
>The Mariners announce that bullpen coach Mike Hampton has resigned.
thank fuck
KKKluber
>>77033639
eso la rumba? salsa bonit xD
>indians "fans" coming out of the woolworks only when their pitcher is about to make obscure history
>>77033712
man I can't imagine feeling any emotion about the hiring and firing of bullpen coaches
>>77033771
the bullpen is shit and the season is pretty much toast for the M's unless they have a huge turn around after the AS break
don't take this away from me, you filthy leaf
>>77033639
here here
>>77033771
>lifelong jays fan
Someone post the image.
>>77033792
https://youtu.be/mrisTatmlNk?list=FLR0zWPqQlS1gem379yve5-Q
I've already accepted the fact that the Pirates will never win another World Series again. All I want is for them to make McCutchen a Pirate for life. Just give me that.
>>77033758
dunno, something off Youtube
I love bossa nova, sao paula jazz
pretty much anything that eric estrada prolly has an LP of
>>77033792
@<:^)
And make that KKKKluber
>>77033830
>>77033897
>polandball's take of the NLCentral
>>77032972
l.a. cuties best cuties
>>77029494
He said he's doing it because it makes his father proud.
>>77029576
>>77029578
Nah, they chose him because if he puts it together he's an ace. However, some are thinking he's going to become an elite reliever rather than an Ace after the start to the year.
>>77034018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FFK5Oh10os
hard sounding voice, reminds of this
KKKKKluber
>>77034222
-_-
we should hang out sometime
>>77029919
MARINGES!
This thread doesn't seem to be about baseball anymore, but I'm good with it.
Kluber hot garbage can't throw strikes
>>77034420
>>77034398
Both you faggots are annoying. Get a fucking room or exchange emails. You're spamming the thread with off-topic bullshit.
>>77034479
thanks, I think I said we're done, so Doyerpost away
>>77034479
puto
>thread
cmon man we are same people
Why is the filesize limit for webms still lower than the filesize limit for literally anything else
>>77034595
because hiroshimoot said he doesnt like you
>>77034615
>>77034638
is that surprising?
most people dont like you
>>77034673
;_;
4 am here nitefriends ehhh https://youtu.be/gwGUU9uUC4A >>77034254
>>77034690
no senpai, just kidding
i like you
>>77034715
>>77034706
wrong wrong
https://youtu.be/4bhrEkAqNX4
Guys, how did we go from 2-straight ALCS finalist to this?
Freindship edition is an apt name for this thread.
I dedicate this thread to the friendship of janitors and /mlb/ users.
>>77034875
hey who let you out of the meta thread you silly goose, get back there before I report you for off-topic mister
actually, I already did you insufferable faggot.
>>77034871
Got rid of Dickey
Trout has a triple and 2 walks tonight
>Cubs called Tigers about Fulmer
They're getting desperate
>>77035020
I had a sandwich and 2 beers tonight
>>77033414
Miami's stadium has a roof
>at the all star break
>no major trades
>no major call ups
>no false hope
I'm going to stop watching at some point.
>>77035053
The Cubs are way too stubborn to make any trades. Theo is willing to go without installing vital pieces if it compromises the long run since they already won a title. The organization thinks every prospect they have is untouchable, too. He's probably still shook from the Chapman trade.
>>77035343
Those things happen after the all-star break, not before it.
>>77035338
Oh yeah. I forgot they play most games with it shut. Not sure if I'd like that as a spectator. I prefer swamp ass.
>>77033830
>tfw quit smoking to live long enough to see a Buccos world series
>tfw started eating right and working out to live long enough to see a buccos world series
>tfw my team being shit has actually improved my life
Today was the first game the Phillies had six homers in a game since Aug. 11, 2004: Jimmy Rollins, Chase Utley, Jim Thome (2) and Randy Wolf (2).
>>77035468
We were kind of under the impression that Moncada would be up in May.
>When a player plays exactly like you projected them to
World's smallest sample size aside, that's a terrific feeling
>>77035343
Stay strong bro
>>77035605
Awoo has no business in that sesame bun
>the unclutch and collapsing shitty of Cuckey Kluckber
Dying over here
>muh elite shortstop generation
>shortstops as a whole have an 85 wRC+
makes you think
Kershaw - 7 IP
Wilson - 1 IP
Jansen - 1 IP
>>77035800
you predicted someone on the phillies would play like shit?
youre amazing
no windians
>>77035986
Didi is elite
Scherzer - 8 IP
Wilson - 1 IP
>>77036030
>7th best SS in the AL
ok
>>77036051
SS 1-7 are super elite guaranteed hall of famers
>>77035020
he's gonna be ok bros
>>77033111
Only lifelongers see anything wrong with these posts. At the time, this was a reasonable thing to think. Outside of the armchair elbow doctors, no one knew the Mets would be as injury prone as they've been the past two seasons.
>>77033135
>What's DGs issue with it?
He has to be obsessed with the Mets now that they've eliminated the Dodgers from the playoffs. He took that screenshot thinking that someone saying they're glad their team lost was the funniest thing ever. Little did he know, just the next season he would (ironically) state that he'd rather the Dodgers lost the NLCS than win the pennant and lose the World Series.
Bros........ the Dodgers are laughing at us again
Bros.....
How do we stop the Dodgers
>>77035495
Between the heat, the humidity, and the constant chance of rain it's pretty much always closed.
It's pretty comfortable in the AC. Too many people used to pass out from heat strokes back when they played at Joe Robbie.
>>77036256
the NLCS does a good job of stopping the Doyers on its own
>>77035989
Kazmir (all his salary) + Calhoun + low level prospect - for - Verlander (all his salary) + Wilson.
Wilson will be the LH specialist. Baez is the setup. I proposed this yesterday but one the imbeciles of your bumfuck idiot fanbase said they needed to clear MORE space on their salary cap (yes, they said SALARY CAP) to make room for a second prospects 500K salary.
>>77036318
Winner
>>77036333
I remember that. That was a fun thread. Also, Trips confirm.
>>77036343
Don't reply to my post you bandwagon piece of shit.
>Michael Fulmer was originally going to fly to Miami for ASG on Indians flight. Once Justin Upton was added, he got them their own plane.
>>77036347
How do you even work that thing lol
>>77036333
Plus 1 Dodger slut (HIV tested)
>>77035605
>Randy Wolf (2)
>>77036368
>(HIV tested)
Do the results matter?
>>77036346
Buddy I'm a Rockies fan. I ain't bandwagoning nothing
>>77036215
So what you're saying is DG has always been a dumbass?
>>77036376
Depends if she likes black guys or not
>>77036368
Derek Fisher
>>77036373
I've spent the past hour trying to find video of it
>>77036382
DG unironically knows more baseball than most of /mlb/ he's just a rude condescending faggot about his team so he makes himself easy to hate.
>>77036398
I for some reason got excited when he came to Houston; never really knew why. Shouldn"t have gotten my hopes up,
>>77036382
DG is retarded and autistic. I'm pretty sure he got deported.
Before he showed up people (even tripfags) talked baseball. In my years here, the last several have been bad only when DG is around because he makes /mlb/ worse than soccer threads.
But hey, what can you expect from a stupid beaner who has never seen his team win anything major?
Assblasted faggots showing up hours too late. Kershaw got the 27th out 6 hours ago.
Keep my name in your mouth, i know it gives you all something to obsess over.
Kisses.
>>77036399
the extent of his knowledge is "Clayton Kershaw is the best pitcher in baseball lalalalalala" and it'sb kinda hard to go wrong with that until the playoffs
Reminder that Kershaw and Fulmer both declined the All-Star game just so they could pitch in a meaningful game
Kershaw - CG
Fulmer - Outpitches Kluber on national television
>>77036452
How many rings?
>>77036439
I just want to know how many photos of L.A qt's do you have saved on your hard drive DG?
I'm actually curious to see how far your autism goes.
Also, if Kershaw blows it in the World Series this year, I'm going to so assblasted.
>>77036462
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........
>>77036417
Alright, now I'm annoyed. I found a 2004 video yearbook. They highlighted Cory fucking Lidle getting lit up a bunch, and some random reliever going on the DL, but not a 15-4 rout of the Rockies where your starting pitcher hits two home runs. literally went from 8/10 to 8/12 right over the date I need
>>77036500
ouch, man, that sucks. hope you find it; I`d like to see wolf dominate.
>>77036256
wait until the ploffs and then watch the doyers collapse again
Why do the Dodgers and Kershaw make /mlb/ so mad? What has Kershaw ever done to any of you?
name something that rhymes with yummy
hard mode: no cities in Florida
>>77036594
Craig Biggio
>>77036586
Because of you.
>>77036594
Tummy
>>77036594
gin rummy
>>77036594
Brendan Fraser's The Mummy
>>77036594
Gummy
>>77036586
Some of us Doyerfags are autistic fucks who shill Kershaw in the regular season.
And since Kersh IS god in the regular season, they wait until the postseason to rip on him.
So now they just rip on the postseason even during the regular season.
Basically Peyton Manning 2.0
Kersh is a really nice guy, though. He spends most of his offseason doing charity work overseas.
>>77036586
it's just all the insufferable fucks that overhype them every year and its satisfying to see them eternally JUST in the playoffs because of those people
>>77036640
>charity work overseas
Spends a lot of time in Thailand does he
>>77036594
chummy
>>77036642
Basically this.
Tbqh I feel bad for Kershaw. He is a great pitcher so expectations are impossibly high. He starts on short rest for basically every postseason start the last few years and has nothing left in the tank at the end.
>>77036656
I think he's building a school in Zambia.
>yfw the Dodgers suddenly start getting GOAT Zambian prospects in the next several years
>You will never watch a Kershaw start on a sunny California Sunday afternoon with DG >You will never share a $40 nacho helmet and a $25 michelada with DG
>DG will never publicly humiliate you and tell you how stupid you after a Kershaw CG
I want to be with DG more than I want to take my next breath.
Hold me bro's
>>77036656
Nah. He has a Christian charity that does good shit around the world. From helping kids in Africa get water to helping find medical breakthroughs for kids in need
Every time he throws a strikeout, part of his salary automatically goes to this foundation. Even if you're not Doyerfag like me, you can at least respect he at least gives a shit about the world.
>tfw the mets finally fire the atrocious training staff
>tfw when Collins steps down
>tfw they fire sale all the players and they turn out great on contenders and don't get hurt from the exploding knees health plan
>tfw they let murphy go and didn't get shit to replace him
>>77036611
>>77036614
>>77036633
>>77036659
congrats you're better than pedro martinez
>>77036634
do not post that thing in that uniform ever again thanks
>>77036586
Kershaw himself is clearly talented and almost guaranteed to be a nice guy from what's anyone's seen. But his cocksuckers around here are obnoxious border hoppers with inferiority complexes over their team being perennial chokers, and it's satisfying to shove their own words in their faces every time he inevitably shits his pants in the playoffs. They get all "chicano-with-adhd-trying-to-explain-why-his-violence-was-justified-to-the-cops" defensive and they have to live with it for at least another year (but of course that doesn't stop them from sucking his cock obnoxiously the whole next year all over again).
>>77036694
>kids in Africa
Ah
Jungle fever
>>77036696
>tfw nats Still never get out of the first round
>>77036712
>border hoppers
do you actually think that many spics browse 4chan?
This is a white male neckbeard virgin website.
>>77036712
>this whole post
Clearly it's you who is the real intellectual.
Are you proud of that post?
>>77036731
DG was easily irritated by slights to la raza.
>>77036737
Why should I take credit for the truth? I'm just one messenger.
>>77036731
most of the dodger posters were spics and SOLER would say he's a spic
>>77036744
DG is white
>>77036731
Maybe not on 4chan, but there's no question the Dodgers have the most Chicano fans in all of baseball. I'm a 4th gen American Spic and go to Doyer games all the time.
All of the White People go to Laker games because they can afford it. All of us Chicanos go to Dodger games because baseball is a majority Latino sport and has roots in our community unlike the NBA.
>>77036754
That was always his desperate contention, sure. That's why he always spams pics of the most hibernian-looking Mexicans he can find, no matter how ugly.
Any old fags remember DG posting his sunburn after a day game and seeing his skin peel? I think the whole spic thing is a SJW gimmick to bait replies like this >>77036712
>>77036822
>DG posting his hands
>oldfag material
Son...
I posted what you quoted and I saw those pics. I baited him into posting the first one, by saying he had the weak feminine hands of a pussy after he made some stupid comment about himself.
As a white doyerfag, I am 100% okay with the stereotype of Dodger fans being spics
Hopefully lots of little mexican boys grow up wanting to be the next Fernando (or Julio Urias) pitching for the Dodgers.
Hopefully someone is archiving this tripfag fanfiction that must, by now, be the length of a tome
I can't believe the OP from this thread didn't get deleted.
Anyway, NEW
>>77036840
>>77036840
>>77036840
>>77036840
I LIKE BASEBALL
>500
>>77036822
>oldfag
DG is a newfag and everyone here knows that
>>77032268
Because shit talking is a fun thing to do. We might not have actually believed completely that it was gonna be a blowout but Kershaw wasn't actually all that better than Duffy yesterday.
He gave up the same number of hits. They threw the same number of strikes(sans like Duffy throwing three more pitches and them all being strikes).
Kershaw only had two more groundouts than Duffy and the same number of flyouts.
All of this is despite the fact Kershaw pitched two more innings than Duffy.
To be quite frank, as someone who sees all the talking up of Kershaw in these threads and looks at the stats, I expected a loss. But he didn't impress me.