/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Seething Edition

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1st for Finland cheats again

First for Ric champion

first for jump start

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>and then I said to him, "It's not a jump start if he only moves 3 milliseconds before the lights go out!"

Nth for Verstappen first corner DNF in Spa

>>77028445
how did he actually do it though? if it's some Merc system then how come Choco didn't jump start

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TRICKY
RICKY
FOR THE
CHAMPIONSHIPPY

There's literally nothing wrong with Sabastian Vettel

When did Hamilton turn from a slightly awkward, yet likable fella to this repulsive clown who he is currently?

2010?

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>>77028486
Finns operate on another level of reality

>>77028517
The moment he got into F1

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>>77028458

>taking out 2 competitors due to stupid dirver error

Drive through

>ignoring a blue flag

Drive through

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>>77028498
I don't know who this Sabastian Vettel is but people can't decide whether Sebastian Vettel is a cuck or the second coming of Christ.

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>>77028429
>when italy bro uses your fresh OC

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>>77028486
Finnish people literally understand the structure of time in a different way to most people. The ability to alter the perception of time has been a skill that Finns have been using for centuries, stemming back to long hunting sessions (ancient Finns basically just followed animals until they died of exhaustion) and the general long winters.

Even if it looked like a jump start on the camera, it was real in his mind.

>>77028557
Actual RARE

>>77028517

2007

>>77028613
my body so ready for a buttass WDC

>>77028557
Are you Bahamas bro with a fucked up flag again? Because that's R A R E as fuck tbqh senpai.

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>>77028557
kek

>>77028631
>bottas wins the championship
>somehow ricky beats vettel and hamilton by constantly finishing in 3rd instead of 2nd in one race and 5th in another
>Vettee gets third because he's objectively a better driver than hamilnig
>post yfw

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>>77028613
>Finnish people literally understand the structure of time in a different way to most people
Even Seb knows it.

>>77028671
Wew it feels extremely weird posting with a different flag. I need a Turkish proxy.

>>77028692
>a german with bantz
huh.

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>>77028671

It's actually a really nice, albeit unknown flag.

If any of you gents want to join us for Indycar in 1 Bong and 30 Bings, we'll be going in circles quickly in a corn field.

>>77028687
>Bottass wins the championship by 0.003s

>>77028738
It looks like a bird beak

>>77028742
Europe's gotta go to bed bro

>>77028738
yeah it's pretty bad ass, looks sci-fi

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>>77028671

The island is also really beautiful, as long as you stay away from the shit tier urban areas.

>>77028687
>somehow ricky beat vettel

I don't have reaction faces for physical impossibilities

>>77028788
>by constantly finishing in 3rd instead of 2nd in one race and 5th in another
nigger

>Ricciardo more excited for 3rd than Bottas is for winning

>>77028812
nah

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>>77028829
I dislike your attitude

Has a driver ever won the championship without winning a race?

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>>77028839

>>77028850
i think keke rosberg came closest by winning only 1 race in 1982

Kimi has less than half Vettel's points, and it's not like he's had super bad luck. What a shitter.

>>77028859
Haha is this real?

>>77028850
Didn't KEKe win with just one win?

>>77028870
Kimi is just an old man at this point

>>77028873
yes, he deleted it almost immediately though

>>77028720
Seb said he watches a lot of British comedy TV series

he probably goes to stand-up comedy shows too

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>>77028781
That looks comfy, is it worth a visit?

>>77028890
He is just in this because he likes to race fast. I don't think he gives a flying fuck about the championship

>>77028968
>he likes to race fast
he seems to prefer to race slow though

>>77028999
GLACIER MAN BTFO

>>77028968
>He is just in this because he likes to race fast
>fast

Well, you see, there's thing

>>77028873

yeah

>>77028968
>>77028999
How would he do if he goes back to F2?

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>>77028941

It could be but you would have to know where to go to stay away from the nastier 3rd world parts of the country. You could climb the mountains, take a tour of the island on buggys, spend a day circling the island etc.

The dollar here (XCD) is valued at 2.71 : 1 vs the USD and 1 Euro is valued at 3.08 : 1 so you'll have plenty of buying power.

Carnival will be in a few weeks time so it may be worth visiting and also supplementing your trip with that. Pic related.

>>77029092
shit, but that's not going to happen
he'll go to rally or nascar

>>77029106
What if he and leclerc switch places?

Just watched the post-race where Ricciardo threw one of the shoes meant for charity. Good stuff.

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>>77028999
>>77029026
S-s-stop being mean guys

>>77029097
Where the heck is your island even located?

>>77029209
Caribbean

>>77029152
Tbf only one was meant for charity

>>77029224
One shoe? I bet he wanted the pair.

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>>77029209

Right here

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>>77029277
Not the Bully's fault Brundle didn't specify he wanted both kek

>>77029297
Are the grills any good?
Pic somewhat related, grill from Martinique

Who is going to play Seb and Lou-Lou in the inevitable biopic a la "Rush"?

>>77029440
>implying Lew(d) will not play himself for his ultimate viewing experience

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Wet race confirmed boys

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>>77029483
His time ?

>>77029440
Who wants to see the story of a man who is devoid of personality vs a man who has been sponsored by McLaren since he was six, overcoming what? being black?

What do we call the film? "Still I Rise: a tale of overcoming never being down"?

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good job Montoya

>>77029440
Jaden Smith as Hamilton
Christoph Waltz as Vettel

>>77029591
>not real human bean as vettel

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>>77029440

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjz-cZyX0VQ
lmao look what a BETA BITCH Arrivabene is next to Marchionne
everyone is someone else's lapdog

>>77029662
oh god

>>77029662
>>77029685
I've noticed that image is a great newfag finder

>>77029662
every time
devito always cracks me up

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>>77028429
Will Hamilton khs or quit F1 if GOA77AS lucks into the title? I can't see him surviving losing the championship to his "weaker" teammate twice in a row.

If Schumacher had lost to Irvine in 1999 and then to Barrichello in 2000, he either a) would have been fired and/or b) would have gone deep into some Bavarian forest and done a sudoku.

And how can Mercedes justify paying him over 40 million dollars a year?

I want a good racing game that has actual circuits instead of streets
Should I wait for f1 2017? Should I get 2016? Should I get something entirely different?

>>77029744
>44
That's got to mean something.

If Lewlew chokes another one away I think he'll probably retire and say something like "I've accomplished everything I possibly can in F1, something something Senna."

>>77029744
Hamilton is not being paid 40+ million a year. Try 3 years
Also at least Bottas is consistent. I hope hamilshit retires if Bottas wins

>>77029744
Vettel will win WDC though.

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Can you imagine a world without Hamilton?

>>77029751
wait for f2017 (every f1codemaster-game is the same thing, no reason to get f16 when f17 is coming, cars now are prettier and a lot more fun to drive) (also: for singleplayer just pirate f13)

if for "racing game" you don't mean "a simulator", then there's proyect cars, ppl like that game, to me is shit.

pd: dirt rally is fun but it really lacks in content

>>77029789
>Hamilton is not being paid 40+ million a year
>Try 3 years

You think Hamilton is only getting paid just over 13 million per year? What the fuck are you smoking?

>Before the Monaco Grand Prix, Mercedes announced Lewis Hamilton's new three-year deal which is understood to be worth around £32 million a season from 2016

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/motorsport/formulaone/lewishamilton/11643586/Lewis-Hamiltons-new-100-million-Mercedes-salary-is-absurd-says-Max-Mosley.html

32 million pounds is 42 million dollars. On top of that he gets a few million dollars every year from sponsorship, endorsements, licensing deals and shit like that.

Why does /spol/ hate Lew?

>>77029751
Wait for F1 2017.

>inb4 autists barge in to shill for their ebin hot lap simulators like Assetto Corsa and rFactor 2

He was asking about racing GAMES

>>77029909
/pol/ hates him because they're insecure
/sp/ hates him, because he's a twat

>>77029896
I just want to race with actual race cars of actual racetracks. I don't want stupid memes like the GTR or whatever the latest hyped up car is in Forza or something. I'll wait for 17 then

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>>77029789
Hamilton had a 3 year 150 millions contract when he signed after his wdc with mercs.
Also google is /oursearchsystem/ now.

>>77029909
Not /pol/, not by a long shot, but I don't like Hamilton for his lack of self-awareness when he talks about his supposedly poor upbringing; how wins are entirely based on his skill, while losses are his team's fault, how he's constantly talking about Ayrton Senna, how he conflates any criticism of him with racism, how he's been in top-tier cars his entire career, etc etc

>>77029974
>I'm not /pol/ but I hate him because he's a nigger

Seems legit.

>>77029591
>Jaden Smith as Hamilton
I had no idea how much I wanted this.

>>77029954
yeah wait for F1 2017, 2016 was great and I doubt codies would fuck 2017 up

>>77029964
Why?

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>>77030163
>I doubt codies would fuck 2017 up

"Hold my drink!"

>>77030210
By now I sincerely hope Vetlel is going to lose the WDC by not more than 7 points.

>>77029422
They are, so long as you know where to look there are plenty of 7-10s with huge asses and nice tits. Cute faces too.

>>77029909
I hate any driver who wins regularly.

>>77030210
its only a false start if the wheels turn before the lights go out.

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>>77030225
pls no

>>77030210
>It was deemed not a false start
>everyone sharing this gif on social media is literally SEETHING
Bottas world champion 2017

>>77028517
around 2010-2011 when Ron's autism made him turn into a cunt

>>77030255
Thank you based rareflagbro.
Where do I look for them?

>>77029483

We haven't had a wet race in the thiccmobiles yet have we?

If anyone is so inclined, Indycar is live.
Green flag begins soon.

Reminder that VET whines as soon as based VER messes with. VET = MSC = pathetic players.

[YouTube] Max verstappen some funny moments (embed)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1Gf1SmNls

>I'm going to punch him I'm going to punch him FOK OKK.

>>77030512
fuck off, americlap

>>77028517

2014.

>>77030210

That's just the Mercedes patented anti-grav device activating.

>>77030568
When will they change their name into Icaras?

>>77030525
Tbf I'd want to punch the suicidal faguette too, probably would have actually done it too if I had been in Vettee's position.
Not even a Vettelfag

You are going to create a new team for the 2018 Season.

What will be the main sponsor and what color will be the car?

>>77029940

This

>>77030629
Hertog Jan with a gold and black car tbf

>>77030629
>The Trump Organization
>Red White and Blue

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>>77028675
This pleases me.

>>77028613
Sisu confirmed. :DDD

>>77028738
Is this from that japanese flying game?

>>77030599

No you nigger Mercedes is clearly FEISAR

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VET UTTERLY DESTROYED

The FIA has explained, however, that some movement before the lights go out is allowed because of the need occasionally for drivers to make adjustments to their clutch in those crucial moments before the start.
Such a system has been in place for 20 years and has been accepted by all competitors.
The FIA deliberately does not disclose what tolerance is allowed before it takes action, for fear that if teams were aware of what was allowed they would start exploiting this to boost their getaways.
An FIA spokesman said that any movement observed on Bottas' car between the five lights being on and them going out was within this allowed limit – which is why the Finn was not deemed to have done anything wrong.
"In today's instance, Valtteri Bottas did not exceed this (very small) limit before the start was given," said the spokesman.
"Simply put: he made an exceptionally accurate and fortuitous judgement call, anticipating the moment the lights went out with great precision.
"Any movement prior to the moment the lights went out was within the tolerances allowed."

>>77030750
In other words he tried to cheat and got away with it because he didn't cheat enough.

Everything about Mercedes is scum, start to finish.

>>77030709
Icaras is based in Britan. FEISAR is based in Europe

>Toro Rosso press officer being qt on twitter

https://twitter.com/tabathavalls/status/884147137793208320

I like Tabatha.

So if everyone pretty much admits he committed to starting before the lights went out where the fuck did the .201ms reaction time or w/e number come from??

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>the absolute madman got away with it

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>>77030904
>the city of f1 press officers

>>77030942
middle > right > left

>>77031024
middle is Aurelie Donzelot
right is Tabatha
left is Sophie Ogg

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>>77031039
I'm pretty sure Aurelie wants to bang Joe, Lee and Palmer

>>77030925
what was wrong with the first version?

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>>77030942
>roasties living the easy life

men want this

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I wonder what the madman himself thinks about his daughter's relationship after today.

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well, /f1/? why *is* Hamilton so compelling?

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>>77031127
ty for posting my oc

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>>77031146
g'day to yoo too, M'ercedes

>>77029662
A girl has only 1 win.

>>77031144
She's out of his league desu. Can't she find a better millionaire?

>>77031115
cut off a bit too much at the end by mistake

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Do they actually love each other?

>>77030925
How the fuck is that .2 seconds? FIA im onto you.

Also:
- install tiny camera
- hook up camera to OCR program watching the cameras
- apply gas

>>77031273
I heard he has a big torpedo.

>>77031273
he probably uses his dick as he uses his car

in a torpedoing fashion

>>77031273
As soon as he loses his f1 seat (aka end of this season), she'll leave him

>>77030629
>Coca Cola Company
>Black with red and white and, basically make livery look like a 1915 bottle of Coca Cola
>massive budget
>hire Bully and Vettee
>become Red Bull on steroids
>Watch Ricci bully Vettee into retirement, hire Lewlew for Ric to do the same
>entire decades of CCWL/RWL
>eventually shit out new junior teams with fanta/Sprite/coke zero liveries every other year
>Dominate the sport so hard your junior teams become your biggest threats, eventually all being equally good
>Ferrari, Merc and RB become backmarkers
>Mclelren even folds

>>77031361
Compelling plan nigger, it's just that VETGOD > shit 3rd plac tiardo.

>>77031357
This.
I wish I could hear the Piquet banter when she dumps him.

>>77031388
>Bullied the fuck out of Red Bull
>somehow this faggot thinks Votzel only pretended to be exposed
Lmfao at your life

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Why was Perez not given a penalty for blocking?

>BLOO FLAGS

>>77031650
Tfw Perez is the new shittierez

>>77031394
>tfw she sleeps with Verstappen and sends him the video along with his Toro Rosso firing letter.

>>77031676
>shittierez
don't disrespect him, my friend

>>77031694
Hang on didn't I write about Kelly giving birth to a large tadpole?

This feels familiar

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Emilia must be mad she doesn't get this treatment from Valtteri

>>77031956
who would want Emilia to squirt in their face?

>>77031986
other way around

>>77031986
Who wouldn't

>>77028429
>StefanGP maybe habbening
>autismo check
>it's true

http://www.autosport.com/news/report.php/id/130630

>>77032002
who would want to squirt Valterri in the face?

>>77028517
2013 when nicole dumped him and he went to Mercedes so Ron Benis coudln't control him anymore

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>>77032023
cheeky

>>77031986
>tfw emilia will never squirt you with her ink

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Are they laughing at Hamilton's title chances?

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Friendly reminder that Silverstone will be one of the races where Gio will drive Haas in FP1 - the others being Hungaroring, Monza, Sepang, Mexico, Interlagos and Abu Dhabi.

>>77032207
BASED

When was this announced?

Friendly reminder Haas is objectively better than Renault

i hope kvyat stays in F1
he is not so bad after all

>>77032340
A few months back IIRC

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>>77032364
thanks senpai, I must've forgot because it was announced over a month ago

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>>77030709
Are you retatrded? FEISAR is much more similar to Renault from the V10. It literally mimics the Mild Seven livery to a t.

>>77030339
>>everyone sharing this gif on social media is literally SEETHING
They are not seething

>tfw Bottas is more likely to end his career with a WDC than Tricky Ricky the Bully

Feels great to be quite honest with you

>>77032518
You're not sheeting where you're supposed to

>>77031907
Had to check 4plebs but I knew I did.

>Kelly tells Danil she is pregnant and shows him the test.
>Dani is overcome with happiness and pride.
>Brings Kelly to every race to show her off as she develops.
>Spends hours and hours meticulously building a baby room at home.
>On track performance raises significantly due to his confidence.
>Kelly says she wants to leave the sex a surprise till birth and goes alone to the scan.
>Comes back looking shocked, says the baby has defects and that maybe they should get an abortion.
>Dani is distraught but decides to solider on and deal with the cards dealt to him. Kelly reluctantly agrees.
>Day of the birth comes. Dani is in the room holding Kelly's hand but she is insistent that he can just wait outside.
>Nonsense, he wants to be here for the birth of his beautiful child regardless of any defects it might have.
>Kelly still protesting right up until the final push, mutters out an "I'm sorry Dani" before the pain overwhelms her
>A loud splodge echoes through the room, Dani looks down to see his child and was immediately frozen in shock.
>There writhing between his wife's legs was a large baby sized tadpole. It's skin a darkish green and covered in slim. The delivery nurse struggled to hold on to it as its tail whipped around.
>Dani started to hyperventilate. What was going on? His mind was blank but slowly the gears fell into place and he looked at his wife
>She turned her head out of shame and clutched the thing as the nurse sheepishly handed it to her. Immediately it stopped writhing and settled on her bosom.
>Dani heard a cough and turned his head towards the door. There stood Max with a shit eating grin.

>>77032949
Thought you were saying that but were sure, was a good post.

>>77032949
seek help

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>>77032949

>>77033022
They abolished the help I needed in 1965

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>still no back-to-back winners this year

>>77030702
>Is this from that japanese flying game?

Lmao, what? It's an actual flag of a really small country.

>>77028770
>>77028738

Looks like the star federation from star treck

>>77028429
How to fix F1 in several steps

> Keep current hybrind engine, but remove rev limit
> Allow any "V" engine configuration ( 3-6 cylinders, with 0 to 180° cylinder angle )
> up to 3600cc
> up to 3 injectors per cylinder ( i.e port only, direct only, port and direct )
> remove spark limit by cycle
> fuel flow limit scaled by max rpm
> gear ratios scaled by max rpm
> allow custom ECUs but log every sensor output by an "FIA approved" logger
> active rear wing ( 2 or 3 piece )
> 4 wheel steering ( subject to "tech tokens" )
> Allow VVT/L
> "tech tokens" - ability to use up to 'k' banned solutions, if their total "weight" is lower than X token
> min. 25% of the car by volume (excluding "power unit", steering, transmission, skidplate, wheels, exhaust, safety equipment, seat, fuel system ) must be made from alloy or non-carbon based composites or thermoplastics
>Ban Inconel
>Ban titanium (except valves)


what it would actually do (i hope), it would allow to participate larger number of manufacturers which have developed their own ways improve efficiency or shaving lap times

When are they getting rid of blue flags?
You've obviously got a faster car if you can be in a position to lap them, so just overtake them.
That way it's both fair on the people in front, since they all have to overtake them under racing conditions instead of Perez taking too long to move out of the way of Vettel. And it doesn't completely ruin any mid pack racing by forcing them off the racing line.

>>77034022
This
They should keep blue flags to karting

>>77034022
>>77034080

Literally as dumb as """""Crofty""""".
Hang your heads in shame.

>>77033788
As good as that sounds, I think one team will find a winning formula and it will just be 1/2 finishes all the time like 2014/15/16

>>77033080
Why would anyone let him wear those.

>>77034128
You're right. All cars should be forced to retire from the race if they are more than 40 seconds behind the race leader. Only 1st place matters anyway.

>>77034022
Crofty fuck off

Cars in points scoring positions or P11 shouldn't be allowed to be blue flagged tbqh.

Looks like spamming reports actually worked. This general is decent again. You're welcome.

Post jump starts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9agoL5ORfao

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>>77034843
It hasn't changed at all to be honest with you. Shouldn't you be off doing something else anyway?

>>77031650
The Mika Salo effect.

>>77033080
What was his name, again?

Remember the off season and >Amx is better than Tricky Ricky
Boy are your faces red now.

>>77034022
if there weren't blue flags then any strategy that requires more stops would be negated and everyone would be forced to do the same thing

>Mexican TV assuring Checo will replace Gimi next season
could it be happening?

>>77035699

>arrogant wanker who doesn't give a shit about his team
>Ferrari #2 driver material
Pick one

>>77035449
Tricky really paced that race perfectly.

>>77035699
they need someone to eat shit they force on their number two so no I don't think so

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>>77035813
>they need someone to eat shit

Is this what he has been trying to demonstrate all along?

>>77035841
>Ricky bullying vettel out of Ferrari
Best timeline

>>77035737
Yeah, every race he has been under pressure this season he has excelled in. He had a terrible start of the season and bounced back at full force just like the Amx fans said he couldn't do.
Amx also seems to be trying he hardest to Kvyat himself back to STR.

>>77036061
>Ferrari replacing a 4x world champion with Steven Bradbury

Keep dreaming

>>77036235
Vettel is a has been bro He is STRAIGHT UP a NON FACTOR

>>77036296
>Newey is a has been bro He is STRAIGHT UP a NON FACTOR

FTFY

Silverstone sucks dick

>>77029964
those clock symbols mean it's something you've searched for in the past - nothing to do with google

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>>77036637
Does that mean SkyTV used my computer?!

When will we finally have female f1 drivers?

Quota when?

>>77031108

>Bell & Ross sponsor
>Wearing a casio

What did she mean by this?

>>77034910
Kek based aussies

>>77036635
same

>>77036635
so does your Mom

>>77036755
Pretty sure they don't outfit the entire team with watches, just drivers and key figures likely to be in the public eye

>>77036956

She's the comms manager, it doesn't get much more front facing.

Hay guise.

Is an car an athlete?

>>77034910
is that bizaro wobbler?

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LEL
E
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>>77037048
What's the retail on one of those?

>>77037048
T O N I G H T
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I couldn't see the race. What did he miss by that?

>185 badger points
>7th world wide
>/teamflörsch/ now /topten/

get a grip losers

>>77037128
Bilsters

>>77037134
Emilia Racing has officially retired, I have forgotten to make predictions for 3 races in a row. Can't even be bothered to look up my rank.

>went from ~60th to 26th on formula autism thanks to bully comfortably cruising to podiums while cuckstappen DNF's
Sure feels great man

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>>77037389
>pro

>>77037134
I'm in top 15

>>77033788
>F1 is better than it has been since 2012
>"Let's fix it, guys!"

why is raikkonen so shit

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i bet nobody fucked up more than me though

>>77029662
stroll adam devine. I kek everytime.

Bottas to NHRA when?

>>77035699
Perez will be exposed in front running cars
>outqualified
>can't pick up as much from crashes of others

>>77035699
Only if he brings a load of cash.
Still hope not. He's a cunt.

>>77028692
If Amx jokingly said that brazilniggers are not humans he would have been chewed out.

>>77037134

I have Toro Rosso and Red Bull besides Ferrari, I'm JUSTing so hard it makes me cry

>>77037628
>not human, jokingly, as a compliment
>not human after chimping out, then claiming it was a joke so the brazilian fans love you again
Context matters, Arjen.

>>77037628

No because it would have been true, plus I don't think Max knows what a Brazil is

>>77037134
>i have perez and amx in my team

>>77028429
Has RIC got any chance of the championship?

>>77037888

lolno

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>pronounces Bottas correctly
>corrects himself and says it wrong like he usually does

>Marchionne shits on Kimi again
>"He's a laggard"
>He's constantly behinf his team mate and other rivals
>2018 line-up is yet to be decided

Did someone actually thought that a lucky pole in Monaco would have been enough to secure his seat for 2018?

>>77037134
who /teamflörsch/ here?

>>77037899
How did he pronounce it?

>>77037901
clearly Kimi has problems...he still uses the old wheel...
Bring Gio the Nazi or butthole of Ocon

>>77037901
If Gimi stays, it's because Vettel asks/demands it.
To be honest, aside from the RB drivers, which are still under contract, I can't see someone much better replacing him.
LeClerc and Gio are out of the picture for now. I hope they get a sit next season, though. Maybe that's where Groshit comes in, by opening a slot at Haas to one of those two and staying a year or two at Ferrari.

>>77037926

More like /teamfraud/ amright?

>>77037952

Gio is a no go to me at Ferrari next year, they'll try to make Haas go full feeder and make the best looking line-up ever with him and Leclerc.

>>77037953

Obviously Kimi won't stay for his own merits but consider that all the signs lead to Fat John:
>He's in a Ferrari team which he choose with the sole purpose to enter Ferrari's sphere of influence
>He has experience also with good cars (2012/2013)
>Ferrari wants to place FDA's driver academy in F1 and with Sauber getting Honda engines the only team available is Haas
>Grosjean and Vettel are indeed friends and colleagues in the driver association IIRC so Vettel might be ok with him too as team mate

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>calls Max Verstappen Jos Verstappen and doesn't even correct himself or get corrected
>calls Kevin Magnussen Jan Magnussen

>>77038005
>they'll try to make Haas go full feeder and make the best looking line-up ever with him and Leclerc
Magnussen has a contract for next year but that would be a great lineup. Leclerc is talented enough to be in F1 already, but there aren't enough seats on the grid to give him a spot

>>77038009
>calls Lewis Hamilton's car a McLaren

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>>77038009
since you mentioned Jos, Is this Max new mom?

name please

>>77028517
He snapped in 2011. Before that, all we saw was a fake Lewis, molded by Ron's autism. Tried to do the same to Alonso and Montoya, who both bounced within two years, it was succesful with team-player Coulthard (slaying model pussy on the side, aside) and the general Finnish indifference to anything that was Hakkinen and Raikkonen.

>>77038024
>calls Lewis Hamilton's car a McLaren
tbfdesu Ham has made that mistake himself.
>>77038048
>Max new mom?
Also his new aunt.

>>77038048
Amanda Sodré Floripa

she was amx's grid girl for the 2016 Brazil GP and started dating Jos a week later

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>>77038066
>Also his new aunt
explain

>>77038070
>"Well, she's a Brazilian so there's not much to discuss."

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Was this the call that saved Bottas's race?

>Nine races into the season
>Vandoorne STILL cannot adapt his driving style to the 2017 cars

Everyone else has (maybe not Palmer) - what's taking him so long? Is he the biggest fraud on the grid?

>>77035699
>be in Ferrari-driver academy
>pisses off Ferrari by challenging Alonso for wins and shit
>give up the Ferrari-tag to drive for McLaren
>get kicked out
>basically kill it at what is now like a Mercedes-Junior team
>forces Mercedes' Max-esque protege into submission
>joins Ferrari after all


You really can't vex the Mex

>>77038118
those cars are faster than pre 2009 season... they are hard to control, also bad mclelel engine and aerodynamics

http://www.skysports.com/f1/news/12433/10940375/the-new-sky-sports-watch-every-formula-1-race-live-on-sky-sports-f1
Am I retarded or is Croft really not here? Might be since he does Sky commentary in general and not just F1.

>>77038079
Dutch men are fond of a sniff of their sister, if this general has taught me correctly.

>>77038142
? The McLaren is actually a decent car and looks pretty easy to drive judging by both drivers' onboards.

>>77038144

Did they delete your comment, purple scooter, or did you?

>>77038198
I didn't comment.

>>77038178
>looks pretty easy to drive judging by both drivers' onboards

Give it another 100hp and see how stable it is.

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>>77038178
>

>>77038178
Alonso also praised the good corner speeds. It's just the power unit that's the problem, with a Mercedes engine they'd be ahead of Red Bull I'd say, Alonso at least.

>>77038178
1) The 2017 F1 cars are harder to drive than the 2016 cars
2) The McLaren only looks "easy" to drive compared to other cars because it has a lot less powerful engine so their acceleration is slower

>>77038159
I'd sniff my sister if I had one desu

http://www.fiaformulae.com/en/news/2017/july/gp2-champ-gasly-replaces-buemi-for-new-york/

>Formula eKino news
Buemi has to miss the New York ePrix because of WEC
Pierre Guthrie is his replacement

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>>77030750
>within the tolerances allowed

some people will defend this cheating and FIA's pardon of it

>>77030629
>Subaru Formula 1 Team
>Dark blue and fluorescent yellow
>Repsol, Motul, Pirelli, Sparco, Snap-on, Kenwood, Denso, Corona

>>77031361
Now that you mention it, why doesn't Coca Cola have a race team? They can essily afford it, they like to sponsor sports and it woulf be great advertising.

>>77030750
Why does this destroy Vettel?
He said from his point of view, in the car, looking mainly at the lights not pole, that it looked like Bottas jumped the start. He even said on the podium that Riccy had a better view ask him. From the first look of most here it looked like he jumped the start. Even the first look of frame by frame stuff it looked like he jumped the start. Even the commentary said with the analysis the FIA uses he may be deemed fine as it's more accurate than the cameras.
Vettel calling it how literally everyone saw it is him being destroyed? Interesting my dude, interesting.

>>77038362
I second this. >>77030750 is just thirsty for SebGods semen.

>>77038349
Coca Cola has never done that kind of stuff have they. That said they could be main sponsor of a (new) team.

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>>77031466
1 year cooldown after winning 4 WC. Nigger stay in your lane. Even Aussies have stopped this meme since it was too low for them.

Lmfao at the existence of failure that is your life.

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>it's 2018
>this is new Ferrari driver
>he is 30 points ahead of any other driver in the championship by mid-season

how do you react?

>>77037493
problem is, F1 cars one use virtually same engine with minor modifications, and same body.

i think that opening (slightly) engine regulations and ability to use few "deviations" from formula would attract more manufacturers, because each one of them has focused on different things while developing their "regular" cars.

for example toyota would be able to their lower revving engines using modified "D4-S" or some other econobox manufacturer could use one injector per port or "exotic" ignition method

active rear wing would allow to solve current woes regarding dirty air (at least slightly), along with fuel usage

>>77038378
Do they even sponsor teams? Looks 2 me they rather sponsor events like footie world cup.

>>77038419
They sponsor Torro Rosso for one.

>>77038362
>He even said on the podium that Riccy had a better view ask him.

Funny how everyone on """""social media""""" butthurt at Vettel forgets that Ricciardo called it a jump start too.
Funny how FOM didn't play Ricciardo's radio messages saying Bottas jumped the start
Funny how people like pushing narratives.

>>77038419
Yeah they usually just sponsor leagues/tournaments, but nothing is holding them back from hsving their own F1 team desu.

>>77038349
>why doesn't Coca Cola have a race team?

Coke very rarely does any kind of marketing where they compete with other brands.
Coke's self-position is that they're number one, they're "the real thing", and they don't lower themselves to the level of other brands by even acknowledging they exist, even to best them.

>>77038428
No they don't. It's sponsored by Red Bull hence the name Toro Rosso (Red Bull in Italian).

>>77038458
But they sponsored the lower leagues of English footbal.

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>>77038460
>Red Bull in Italian
No shit, you don't have to tell me that.

I was talking about "cola", which has been on the wing for a while but it turns out it's just a flavour of red bull drinks.

>>77038476

>tfw everything I said went over your head

Who are they competing with by doing that?
Sponsoring a league, a contest, or a race, is very different to sponsoring a team or a competitor, whose opponents may be sponsored by Pepsi or Red Bull.

>>77038498
I was refering to
>Coke's self-position is that they're number one, they're "the real thing", and they don't lower themselves to the level of other brands by even acknowledging they exist, even to best them.

Sponsoring a lower league instead of the highest level is a showing that you're less relevant than Barclays.

>>77038373
Agree lad
>>77038431
Funny that when Sky talked to Christian he talked about how Riccy informed them of the jump start and they passed it on. It's funny how for the second race weekend in a row people have forgotten how in the heat of the moment at pace with a lot going on all around you that drivers are less accurate than the FIA sensors. It really is funny how they are trying to make the opponent to their dude an evil anti- our guys team at all costs dude. It really is almost like they are biased but that's not true because they said they aren't biased for Hamilton oh wait a second, that isn't the same as having a bias against based Seb.

>>77038495
you're still an idiot for thinking that was a coca cola sponsorship

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>>77038549

>mfw I checked out of the discussion the minute I read that

>>77038567
Me on the left

>>77038328
>boxer engine

>>77028517
When he left ron dennis

>>77028968
wrong, he really races to win

>>77029674
looking like his capo desu

>>77038567
me on the ground

>>77030750
Just felt like sharing the discussion about the start here
Q: (Peter Farkas – Auto Motor) Sebsastian, Valtteri, regarding the start again: Valtteri you said that the important things was the car only moved after the lights went out. So, does that mean that you actually gambled a little bit and you were just lucky that the car didn’t move because you started your start procedure before that. And Sebastian, what you do mean by not believing that Valtteri had the reaction time of 0.2 seconds. The computer said that, so how can that not be. Can you please elaborate on that?

VB: So, the start lights there is always the different variation since the five lights are on, since they go off, but the variation for quite a long time has not been massive, so you know more or less the zone when it is going to be off and you are so alert at that point and you are gambling between your reaction and guessing. Sometimes you get a mega one and sometimes you’re a bit late and today was my best reaction for the light. It is as long as you’re positive and it was fine. So all good.

SV: First of all, to clarify it, I don’t want to take anything away from Valtteri, I think he drove an excellent race. Obviously at the end, with a difficult car he didn’t do a mistake, so he performed well. But when I said I don’t believe, it’s because I don’t believe. I think normally the reaction times are around 0.2 for everyone. I don’t think that everyone was that much slower today, that’s why I don’t believe that Valtteri was that much quicker. I had a strong belief at the time that he jumped the start. Turned out he didn’t, so I’m guessing that there is a reason to be believe he didn’t but I can’t believe that his reaction time was 0.2. That would be normal and in my point of view his reaction was inhuman, so… He said earlier that he is not human.

VB: Just joking.

SV: He’s Finnish.

>>77030750
>>77038869
Pt2 the Danny Ric follow up


DR: Can I elaborate. Just to put my two cents in. As Valtteri said, the main thing is it was positive. The lights were held for a long time, more than normal. There is always a window but it did seem longer and when you are there and your revs are high and you’re waiting, waiting. For sure, he went, but the lights went out but I guess he got lucky. I did it in Formula 3 before, once. Yeah, it was on the edge, I’m sure you react, but at that same point the lights went out. In theory it’s not a natural reaction I don’t believe, but as Valtteri said if it’s plus then he’s safe. But I don’t believe he reacted to the lights.

Q: And you were convinced at the time that he had jumped?

DR: Yeah, I commented, I said it looked like Valtteri jumped. So yeah in the end he didn’t jump, because it was positive, but for sure he got a bit lucky. But as Seb rightly said, you can’t take the win away from him, so he did well. But that’s my opinion of how it went.

#TeamSkyF1LH44: "Vettel is a bad sportsman and can't accept that Bottas didn't jump the start"

>>77038869
>SV: I had a strong belief at the time that he jumped the start. Turned out he didn’t, so I’m guessing that there is a reason to be believe he didn’t but I can’t believe that his reaction time was 0.2.

Bottas' actually "reaction" time: -0.03

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RET RET RET RET RET

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>>77038738
soft, pink and getting increasingly wet?

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ALONSLOW BTFO

>Speaking at the Austrian Grand Prix, Marchionne made it clear Alonso had already been told by Ferrari it was not interested in him.

>"Alonso may well have shown the desire to return, but he did not find the right response from our side," said Marchionne. "We're not interested."

"We're not interested"

>>77039051
Why are spics in F1 so toxic that they have fall outs with teams?
Alonso: McLaren in 2007 (Hungary team orders, spygate), Ferrari (they don't want him)
Sainz: Red Bull relationship crumbling due to his comments
Perez: too lazy for McLaren, Ferrari relationship ended on sour note
Gutierrez: showed his boss Steiner the middle finger
Montoya: got fed up by McLaren mid season, also refused to lose weight
Maldonado: said Williams sabotage him

McLaren seems like a shit place to work with as well though.