/f1/ - Formula 1 General - Post Race Thread

>if Bottas didn't have the engine failure in Spain he would be level on points with Lewis

really makes you think

WINland

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Dat (BOT)ass.

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Does winning the Austrian Grand Prix make up for Valterri's impending divorce from Emilia?

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Reminder that Floersch will be WDC 2020

REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD
REAL THREAD

>>77023359
>>77023359
>>77023359

Check the catalog before making a new thread...

>>77023469
>ywn have a gf with a phonecase with your starting number on it

>>77023491
fuck off you autistic twat, the one posted first in the last thread is the one we use

>>77023491
>1 reply

KEKED

>>77023516
>linking to this thread

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Reminder all pilots are spoiled manlets and this "sport" should not be taken seriously.

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xth for TRICKY RICKY and his 3rd place

>>77023516
Holy shit there's a wordfilter for "c u c k" on /sp/.

Made me lel IRL.

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>>77023498
At what stage in your life did you realise that you would never become a F1 driver with a qt gf?

>>77023491
Whine more you Aussie cunt, just keep shit posting about "muh jumpstart"

>Bottas is closer to hamilton points wise than ham to Vettel
>16
>20
wew

>>77023491
shit thread, your OP has out of date WDC

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>he's STILL whining

>>77023410
>Where did the FIA get the 0.200 seconds figure from?

It was 0.201
I'm guessing they add on 0.200 to compensate for human reactions for that number. So he tripped the sensor 0.001 after the lights.

Hulkenberg completely keked by Renault's strategy.
Even Palmer finished in front. Palmer.

>>77023469

I would divorce anyone who likes that sort of vomit-tier floor as well

Just fucking hire a professional to decorate your house, that shit is abhorrent, literally looks like a mistake

Why did Brundle force Tricky Ricky to take her shoes off and drink from them? Could this be considered sexual assault?

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Rate the race from 1 to 10.

>>77023558
>>77023482
So the FOM onscreen graphics were basically just made up? I always wonder also how they time the put stop times because the teams' measurements are always different from the FOM ones.

>>77023498
she changed it recently. No more bottas number.

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>>77023572
>he's STILL leading

>>77023609
:<

>>77023577

IIRC athletics races count as jump start if the runner moves X tenths of a second from the banging of the gun because human brain can't react that fast therefore or it was a jumpstart or the runner was un-human

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201ms

>>77023588
Pretty sure that is just a hotel room.

>>77023601
2/10 lap 1-70
8/10 lap 71

>>77023601
5/10 race
8/10 ending

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>>77023577
what's the point of it then? Why not make up any shit you want?

>>77023601
5/10

would be few points higher with couple of overtakes in front.

>>77023601
5 until last lap
6 after

>>77023647
>yank doesn't know what a false start is
you have to go back

>>77023647
SENSOR SAYS NO

>>77023605
>I always wonder also how they time the put stop times because the teams' measurements are always different from the FOM ones.
teams measure the pitstops differently to FIA and methods vary from team to team

for example Red Bull time theirs from when the first tyre starts to be taken off to when the last tyre is put on

I think FIA measures the time standing still in the pit box

>>77023650

Saved

>tfw missed the race
c-can I get a quick rundown?

>>77023556
based Jennifer

>>77023650
Because they want a number to show but at least want it based somewhat on reality.

>>77023659
>release clutch
>tires move
>lights not out
>not a false start

don't think this semen slurping sport is for me lads

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>>77023588
looks more like a hotel, no?

>not even tweeting a personalised message to Valterri, just retweeting Merc

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>>77023601
6

9 if Vettel had overtaken Bottas in the last lap and crash between tricky Ricky and Hamlet.

+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.

>>77023662
Mercedes International Assistance

>>77023682

>Bottas jumps start
>Torpedo torpedoes Alonso and Max
>Nothing happens
>Binland wins
>Vettel is second
>Hamilshit
>Kimishittest

>>77023601
3, anyone rating this race more than a 5 hasnt been watching any other motorsports

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>>77023712

>>77023703
you have to move within your box faggot, releasing the clutch is irrelevant

read the last thread, this has been discussed and explained to the nth degree

>>77023712
>+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.
That was pretty funny

Makes you wonder how people will rate Hamilton if he's beaten by Bottas this season.

Surely loosing to 2 teammates in a row can't do much good for your legacy.

>>77023712
No chance it was a 6.
More like a 4 at best.
Literally nothing happened except for the final lap.

>>77023405
I missed the race, does anyone know any streaming websites that have full replays?

>>77023577
Honestly it was probably .201 from lights out to bottas tripping the transponder. He might have started moving before that but if it was in the allowed range it doesn't matter

>>77023682
Verstappen/Alonso cuc ked by kvyat
Grosjean up to P4 at beginning before $$$ cars got past
Gimi forced to stay out and cuc k hamilton's pace
By end of race Ricky bullied hamilton out of podium

>>77023601
1/10

A German got fucked in the ass in favor of a team pretending to be German

(((Spielberg)))

Every fucking time

>>77023708
isn't she riding horses this weekend? probably busy getting railed by BHC

>>77023735
don't you have to actually move over the stop strip that defines the borders of your startbox ?

>>77023708
she is in Finland on horse back.
Or on her back with a horse.
Not quite sure but either way she is celebrating in her own style.

>>77022944
I miss McDonaldo
Feels like Blyat tries to take over his role though

>>77023712
>+1 for 10000+ Dutch people camping there to watch AMX dead in the first corner.

i'm legitly pissed because I hoped him to crash at T3 to match my prediction some threads ago

>>77023732
I'm sorry mate. It was just so fucking tragic that it became memeworthy.

>dat hype all weekend long
>literally ded after seconds

Fuck Kvyat though.

>>77023749
It's not worth it if there isn't the tension of the moment in this case, the Formula 1 highlights should be up soon

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>>77023735
Yeah, maybe you should wait until the race actually starts to move

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>>77023755
What is it with American flags and the word "cuck"?

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>>77023762
>>77023767
Has she quit as a professional swimmer, then?

Are Valterri's Mercbuck$ funding her niche horse hobby?

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case closed

Digits for cuckstappen retiring on lap 1 in Spa

>>77023767
she's probably sending him nudes captioned "ready for equestrian dick" as we speak

>>77023810
Refer to the 2016 election and le alt-right for details on that

There's no way to watch acestreams without the Ace'd VLC botnet?

>>77023821
absolutely based, ferrariniggers eternally btfo

>>77023743
Last season was stolen from him by mechanical failures.
This season is closer to genuine failure with him underperforming.

>>77023817
>Omega
I hope she isn't advertising for those faux Swatches.

Anyone remember when gimi was good?

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>>77023556
When I noticed I was colourblind and couldn't even see the number 6 in this photo.

You can't race if you can't see blue/green/yellow flags properly.

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the FIA only uses the transponder to judge the jumpstart, the tv feed does not count as evidence

it was on the limit, but legal per rulebook

>>77023755
>Gimi forced to stay out and cuc k hamilton's pace
fug

>>77023729
>Bottas jumps start
>Binland wins
Oh man I want to see the reactions.

>>77023823

He won't finish a race again this season desu

>>77023881
i can see it. piss easy

>>77023860
>acestreams
i am trying with soda player on windows

>>77023885
That's a pretty stupid system if the rules don't allow for any kind of redundancy by checking visually. You could just sabotage the sensor and take off as soon as the red lights first go on. Sensor didn't say anything so it must be correct.

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>is on shitty worn out tyres
>HAM has "fastest tyres"
>can't pass him
>HAM just box to have a cry and get past GIMI when he pits

>>77023823
>>77023903
Why are so many people obsessed with a teenager that looks like a frog?

>>77023605
they must add a flat .200 to the actual reaction time (the onscreen graphic said .202). vettel was at .365 or so and the average human reaction time to visual stimuli is 0.25 seconds, and I doubt an F1 driver has slower reaction times than a regular person.

Bottas must have jump-started, because he was already feeding power to the tires before the lights even went out, but it was the kind of jump-start that the moment bottas chose to go in over-anticipation of the start, the race actually started and his internal jump start was at JUST the right moment to kill any reaction delay and even not trigger the sensors. The perfect start, in other words

that or the FIA are lying through their teeth, who knows

>>77023762
>>77023767
>tfw you feel the veins ripple past your velvet lips and fill you up
>tfw all you can do is hang on as you are stretched out and relentless pounded
>tfw you hear the lewd squelching as the beast releases inside you and it over flows
>tfw you can hear Valtteri jack off his pathetic prick to this on the other end of call as you congratulate him on his win

>his fingers jumped the start but his car didn't

based ted

>>77023881
My dad actually can't see red. Didn't give it down to me, though.

Must be fucking weird to live in this world without being able to see such an important colour.

>>77023935

I like to see toothpastes cry

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>>77023944
They're just operating on another level

>>77023405
so did hamilton come third on supersofts or ultrasofts?

>>77023860
>>77023926
soda player works but it is just a plain player

>>77023946
go home lewis you have another race next week

>>77023990
Reminder that the pride of Italy, Ferrari, is a Dutch company.

>>77024039
i can confirm this, it is known

>>77024039
Monica belluci is the pride of Italy.

>>77023933
Really makes one think

>>77024004
never understood the nudity anxiety anglos have to be honest, everywhere else in the world people don't get so pent-up about nakedness

>>77024039
Can I buy some weed? (I'd really love to actually buy some weed. It's been years and I have no social contacts :(((( )

>>77023931
>now you remember renault's lunch control
I'm surprised that, with the amount of cameras that they have, they don't use them as evidence

>>77023877
He was never the best driver of the season if we're being honest.
The one championship was a fluke from a Hamilton choke

>>77024029
I already did Lewis's viewpoint before the season started.

That was the story where she bj'd Bottas in front of Lewis who was intimidated and then cumswapped with him. Pretty hot.

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>>77024057
she has fat fingers now

>>77024119
>mercedes, not even once

now we all know why bossberg got out

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>>77024039
>>77024050
wtf when did this happen

>>77024119
>you now remember the epic gay fanfic about seb and marc that is over 3 times the size of the bible
>you now remember that it's still getting updated

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>>77023986
What colour is this flag?

>>77024128
delet

>>77024128
I'd still hit it.

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LEFT or RIGHT?

>>77024070
Isn't weed easy to get in Germany though? I thought there were some legal coffeeshops there.

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>>77024128
>she will never look at me in disappointment as her fat fingers make my benis look small

>>77024163
*k

FIA literally can't take back a decision. It was noted and under investigation during the race, deemed to be "no further action warranted" according to the telemetry they have access to, which is a tiny bit more sophisticated than an onboard camera. Therefore it wasn't a false start and will not count as one.

Bottas definitely did jump the start but I guess the distance traveled between the false start and the lights going off was so miniscule that it can be interpreted as normal car movement in the starting grid or something. Of course Ferrari are going to push the issue but I don't think there will be a change. They already reviewed it and decided to not punish Bottas, why would they do it retrospectively? Unless based Mika Salo (who was a steward today) made some memes happen

vettelfags can fuck off tbqh honestly

>>77023881
This is not a color blind test but a "r u a faggot" test. If you don't see number 6 I have some bad news for you.

>>77024188
110% Right all day everyday

>>77024163
You now remember that I read it for fun.

>>77024188

>FIA approved homosexuality test procedure


We all know which one is the hetero answer here

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>>77024190
It would probably be easy if I had any social life.
I just want to have friends again. FML

:(

Why the fuck does it always take so long for F1 games to be released?

I've had enough of 2016 desu

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>>77023931
>>77023885
So the rules actually state that a visual check is enough even if the transponder says nothing:
>§ 8.6.1.b and c):
>A false start occurs when an Automobile moves forward from the prescribed position before the start signal is given or is moving when the start signal is given during a standing Start

F1-specific rules state something similar (pic related)


The FIA wouldn't be that stupid so I guess I'm relieved. Does the Ferrari appeal stand any chance?

>>77023944
yeah it would seem that way but why bother with the added time? Just give us the truth and don't interpret it for us.

>>77024039

So why you guys don't bandwagon it?

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>>77024246
We are your friends anon

>>77024207
It doesn't matter Vettel will win it all despite being in a worse car and cheating from Mercedes.

>>77023881
Is this a troll? I don't see any number

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>>77023881

>>77024188
yes

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>>77024300
oh sweetie

>>77024300
congratulations, you are not colourblind

>>77024246
Just get some on the way to/from the beach.

>>77024273
I know but I want to meed up IRL and have fun again, which is never going to happen.

I just want to have a cold beer and smoke a joint while watching sports with the guys. I really fucked up when I abandoned everyone for my back then gf in the early 2000s.

I have no idea on how to make actual new friends again.

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>>77024300
>I don't see any number

Bad news, anon...

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>>77024207
I'm a vettelfag and I'm not even mad for some reason

It was honestly the perfect start unless you think the FIA tampers with merc's sensors and that's pretty far into tinfoil territory. Yes his tires were moving before the lights went out but if that constitutes an FIA-defined jump-start it's not goa77as' fault for jump-starting within an incredibly tiny margin, it's their fault for being unable to catch it

anyway half-decent race lads im going to sleep

>>77024188
every time i look at emilia's face i keep seeing Bottas
why

>>77024315
>77

What does it mean?

>>77024335
The beach is like a 4 hour car ride from here and I don't own a license because social recluse..

>>77024324
Plz no bully

>>77024300
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV9-7y-GEhY

>tfw overslept
>didn't get to see Hamilton get btfo

So, should I rewatch the race? Is it a meme race like Baku?

>>77024350
Because you haven't seen Laura bottas

>>77024350
Finns have low genetic variation

>>77024315
good job finland you got a hearty kek out of me

>>77024343
German TV concluded that it was a perfect start. People should stop bitching about it.
Bottas won this race and that's it.

>>77023735
Why the fuck is the rule written like this? Any sort of "tolerance" is bullshit, since you're still starting to move before the lights go out and thus relying on sheer luck.

>>77023821
I voted for AMX desu

>Vettel thinks Bottas is an underrated driver because he was driving a shitty Williams

wtf i love Vettel now

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>>77024394
Whoops forgot image.

>>77024395

Finns actually have the highest genetic variation out of any European country. The genetic variation between Finns from different areas of Finland is higher than between e.g. Brits and Germans or Germans and Italians

Quite likely to be the least inbred country in the entire world

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So how did Vettel manage to get so close to Bottas? Did he press some magic buttons?

>>77024420
Vettel is actually a very fair dude if you don't listen to all the bullshit he gets from British TV.

He's super based.

>>77024446
Buttass's tires were falling apart

>>77024446

Bottas activated the Finnish last laps choke mode and Vettel was channeling Potato Schumi

>>77024446
Almost certainly the same as Bahrain and Russia - Bottas knew he had it in the bag so he just saved the car. The top speed difference between the two cars was immense and the Mercedes had far better traction everywhere, so Vettel had no hope of ever getting past.

>>77024446
Bottas' tires were fugged

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>>77024436
fake news finland doesnt exist

>>77024260
It's a grey area then, i don't think they'll take bottas's win away but with FIA's judgment who know

So Bottas basically released the clutches and was moving before the lights went out, but his car didn't make it out of his little box area starting position thing on the grid before the lights went out?

>>77024513
Bottas won. Get the fuck over it.

>>77024464
Nah, his problem is that he's a major cunt on the team radio/track usually. He's alright off track, which is why he's at least a bit more likeable than Hamilton.

>>77024495
Rightful swedish clay

>>77024523
yes.

>>77024523
Yep. The rule makes it so that you can actually do that and have it count as a legitimate start, which is ridiculous since you're still starting to go through the motions before the lights go out, making it 100% down to luck.

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poo in shoe

>>77024403
perfect in the sense that he got the best start, not sure if perfect in the sense that he intentionally executed the best start possible. I think he legitimately over-anticipated the start and would have gone waaaay over had the race not started at that exact moment, and it just happened to work perfectly. There's nothing to indicate for him that the race is about to start and he's already going before the lights actually go out.

definitely some serious robottass shit though. at least there's a conversation topic from an otherwise uneventful race

>>77024446
Bottas's tyres were blistering in the second stint, he was taking it easy so the tyres didn't fall off the cliff

>>77024533

You're welcome to drive right over, but I guess the best driver you have is Marcus Ericsson so might take a while until you get here, sorry bro

>>77024543
no it is not, it is actually okay since the position is defined by the white line, which bottas did not touch. if anything, bottas was stupid to depart form far away this white line.

>>77024531
Hamlet is much more unlikable on the radio. He whines about fucking everything.

Tbh if Vettel doesn't make the cut, I want Bottas to win just to tell muh lewlew how shit he actually is.

Lewis is the most babby car driver of all time.

>>77024446
he bantered a bit after the race and said bottas was lucky there wasn't an extra lap because he had caught up really quickly ever since bottas' tires went to shit

>>77024531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UzaRe3rX1DI

just savor the sky asshurt

>>77024554
>tl;dr he nailed it

Yeah.

>>77024577
I think they showed at least 3 teams radios of HAM bitching about his tyres while the engineers just told him to keep going and that everything was as planned.

>>77024610
>somewhat accidentally

still fucking nailed it though for sure

>>77023601
1/10 before lap 70
4/10 at 70-71

LEWIS WILL BE #1 AFTER SILVERSTONE HE'S GONNA DESTROY THE FIELD, EXPECT UP TO A HALF SECOND GAP PER LAP

>>77024636
car babby gets confused and irritated when the car doesn't drive him into first

>What a glorious race!

>>77024607
>drive through for love kiss
>he's literally hitler

Man I'm glad I don't watch Sky anymore.

>two races without HAM on the podium
>Vettel has increased his championship lead in both of them

Is the autistic multireply Hamiltard on suicide watch yet?

>>77024575
>slow and steady wins the ra-
>eric's son

Fugg

>>77024698
Kek'd at that one too..

Sainz is in fucking Alonso mode right now. He better watch out not to be fired.

Why did Brundle really want to drink out of Daniel's shoe?
Why does Kvyat always hit people? Does he think he is Pastor's successor?

How shit is the Ferrari it's between Bottas and Hamilton now

>>77024698
Hey Pakibro, haven't seen you around in a while... moved on exclusively to Formula E?

>>77024710
Didn't he kill himself already?
Haven't seen post in almost 3 weeks.

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>>77024753
>Does he think he is Pastor's successor?

I hope so

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>mfw someone tries to trick the rick

>>77024772
It's between Vettee and Bottass now

>>77024801
Some people in the last threads have said that he's moved his autistic shitposting to cripplechan. I don't really want to check over there because of the overwhelming autism..

>>77024735
That's what pisses me off considering the eternal torpedo is his teammate and yet everyone keeps ragging on him
>>77024793
Nah, I don't post as much but I'm always lurking

>>77024911
Ferrari can't hold a candle to Mercedes, they're getting beat by they're second driver

>Kvyat
>Palmer
>Wehrlein
When are these 3rd rate racers getting removed?

>>77024935
Glad you're fine mate.

>>77024393
first two laps and last three laps
rest was boring shit

>>77024913
Last time I checked there it was pretty much solely inhabited by one american

>>77024960
>Palmer
High chance next year

>Blyat
>Wehrlein
Probably in 1-2 years

>>77024957
Mercedes' first driver can't even pass Ferrari's second driver though

>>77024960
WEH moves to Merc once Hamlet kills himself and wins WDC 2019.

>Kvyat
Pollonium

>Palmer
Literally who

>>77024960
>Weh
Take your words back immediately.

>>77025009
He's like a second and a half quicker in qualifying

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Leave Vettel to me

The Bottas thing is explained away easily.

As long as the FIA doesn't decide, he did do a jump start, he didn't. Until then it remains a really good start, even if he would've taken off ten minutes early.

>>77025060
>british fan literally doesn't know about the merc power boost for quali

You have to be 18 or above to post here.

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>>77023469
>arrogant cunt selfie
Social media has transformed women into a different species. Revolting amoeboids ballooning with clown makeup, retarded eyebrows and toxic narcissism.

>>77025060
Key word being "qualifying"
HAM is a good driver with a great car but a mediocre racer

>all top 5 drivers overlapped sixth place and everyone below at least once

nice parity there, semen slurping 1

>>77023708
>What. A. Race!!
first corner and last two laps, the rest was literally nothing

>>77025099
Let's see after Silverstone, where Ham is dominant

>>77024464
Great Shitstain media is literal garbage that can't comentate without cheerleading. Brundle is usually ok but the networks force them into this faggotry.

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dubs decides if i strangle my whiskey dick to porn right now

>>77024960
>Kvyat
I wouldn't be surprised if he doesn't even finish this season.

>Palmer
Definitely gone. Dad bought him a season, Jolyon can say he was an F1 driver now for the rest of his life.

>Wehrlein
Merc development driver and is showing improvement. He stays.

KMags and Ericsson are probably also gone.

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>>77025090
>German fan doesn't know the best F1 cars are built in England and that will continue this year and for the next 10

>>77025082
The babbies here don't know that teams have used light-detection software before for starts. It may be a case of that, may not. Maybe he just guessed right.

>>77025170
>British fan who knows about the British F1 fabs doesn't know about the Merc power boost

Is this your fucking first season?

>>77024577
>Blue flag blue flag reee
>come on what are we doing here, ping pong?
>he brake checked me reeee
>bottas jump started
>any update on bottas jumpstart

VS
>guys my tyres are degrading
>guys I don't know which buttons to push pls send help
>safety car going too slow reeee
>Guys can you pls tell x to let me pass
>guys can you pls tell x to back y into me so I can get closer

Seems pretty balanced in annoyingness to me tbqh

>>77025170
Not after Brexit, LUL

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>>77023405

>Bottas only 15 points behind Hamilton

will Hamilchoke finish third this season?

What driver's fans are the most butthurt about MUH JUMPSTART?

>>77025170

*were built

the glorious times of mclaren-mercedes are long gone, granpa

People will think its a longshot, but I really wouldn't put Bottas out of contention for the title. He is now only 15 points behind Hamilton, and is occasionally just as fast, if not faster than Hamilton. Throw in a bad race or two with a DNF for Vettel and suddenly it's the Mercs leading the championship. There's still more than half a season to go, and people are already acting like its a done deal for Vettel. Add to this the fact that general performance trends tend to suggest that Ferrari will remain more or less the same level and Mercedes will improve. I honestly predict that after the break Mercedes will be 2016 tier dominant.

People always talk about how great Hamilton supposedly is. What was today though? Sure he didn't actually qualify 8th but come on, that was a terrible race. Bottas rose from 1 lap down to P2 in Baku, Hamilton couldn't even make it to the podium. Granted it's different tracks, but honeslty how was that not a blatantly lukewarm performance? I dunno if Hamilton has lost his edge, got lazy or what, but his true "Hamilton tier" unbelievable drives are becoming much less frequent. His wins are mostly "cruise to victory" and his catch up races are often lackluster. Maybe being in the only car that can win a race for 3 seasons straight kind of killed his racing skills? Bottas actually seems a lot more "hungry" for wins at this point.

Thoughts on this?

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Didn't Brundle mention in this race that HAM constantly seems out of breath regardless of his position & weather conditions. Just how badly has this backfired on him?

>>77025170
And also the worst to be fair

>>77025200
>Waah waah it's illegal

They said the same shit about Red Bull, bet u weren't complaining then were u, smarmy cunt

>>77025170

In which part of england is Ferrari built?

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>>77025203
Bottas cucking Hamlet will be the ultimate reeeeeee from the UK.
I will meme this for decades.

>>77025211

too much text baka

>>77025209
Yes it's now just Mercedes which is also British ahahahahahaha

>>77025213
can't train and hang out with Afro-American celebs at the same time, m8

>>77025170

>he doesn't know what Industrial Agglomeration is

pleb as fuck, m8

>>77025224
I'm not even complaining. You're the dude who has an autistic ragefit. :^)
Merc troll'd you all y'all

>>77025248
>The best minds in F1
>The best engineers
>All British

REALLY REALLY MADE ME THINK

>>77025201
Honestly both VET & HAM are both the brand of cunts just different flavours. During VWL people wanted him to fail & during HWL people wanted him to fail. Just ROS got his title where WEB blew his chance at Korea in the mud

>>77025228
In Bottas engine smoke

>>77025271
>the best driver in f1 is briti-

>>77025202
How's that GMT doing for u Portbro?

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>>77025271
>best British F1 car in the last years designed by a German
How will Brits ever recover?

>>77025277
I just wanted Massa or Rubens to win during that whole time, tbqh.

>>77025244

delet this post

>>77025211
It might happen, but it will only if Hamilton is having trouble in some other fashion, like his car again, or something like that - if they are still this close and meet on the track to fight for a position, at least for the next few races Mercedes will support Hamilton over Bottas and Bottas will back down more easily if Hamilton attackes aggressively, which he will do.

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>>77025277
You get me.

>>77025300
According to the Top Gear test track times Hamilton is indeed the fastest driver

>>77025306

ross braun?

>>77025228
Maranelloshire

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>>77025327
>According to Top Gear

>>77025327
Kek, Ricciardo beat his time

>>77025139
it's not going to go well brother

just go to bed and save yourself the frustration

>>77025271
Nope dude. It's because Brits took control of all aero manufacturing (where f1 cars come from) after ww2 especially. And then Bernie the Jew's brilliant marketing/business mind.

All of which you have jack shit to do with.

>>77025327
>Implying being the fastest driver is the best one

>>77025328
Jörg Zander

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Thanks /f1/ for a great afternoon. I'm off to play a really fucking stupid game called "Time Clickers" on Steam right now while listening to 90s DJ sets and getting drunk.
It's pretty fun actually.

>>77025306
Ross brawn was born in manchester, but aldo costa is italian and he "designed" the mercedes

>>77025341
>Ruins a great British program with his shit tier presenters

Thanks m80

>>77025327
not even close

>>77025327
GIMI set the fastest race lap in Austrian GP history today

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>>77025355

>2017
>he STILL is hooked to the electronic jew

shaking my head

>>77025342
I've been arguing for ages that Tricky Ricky is elite, he made Vettel his bitch at RBR, if only he had one of those cars ppl would see, i mean look at Bottas

>>77025371
it was Choco AKSHULLY

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>>77025355
Going to try hand at some Hearts of Iron. Was thinking of going into heavy bombers & starving British into a surrender. But your pic makes me see artillery could be useful for making my Germ-blob in Europe/Asia

>>77025372
The best part is that I have a PC that is much better than a PS4 Pro, but I still play stupid shit games like that. I have over 700 hours in Time Clickers, while The Witcher 1+2+3 and also Asetto Corsa with the Nurburgring DLC are all waiting for me.

I don't know what I'm doing with my life tbqh.

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>>77025327
uhh m80

>>77025378
If Hammy retires, Merc should go for Ricciardo, he could get at least 2 WDC

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>Lelclerc

Are Grosjean's problems, dare I say it, solved? Or would Big Nuts have beat him had he had no problems in the quali and the race.

>>77025277
vettel is low-key off the track and charismatic enough to banter with the lads in the room, he's just a cunt while competing

hamilton wants to be a personality and is a douchebag all the time, and kills the fun in the room like a lightning rod for. Too fucking lazy to do testing laps and meanwhile seb is the first since schumi to go down to the tire manufacturer on his own initiative to learn as much as possible

>>77025415
Time to invest in shitty korean mmos and japanese anime games instead senpai

VES EXPOSED

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>>77025415
I'm not even joking.

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IT"S OFFCIAL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9hUuOV-CyA

f1 NEEDS to bring back Refueling. Desperately

>>77025355
>DJ sets
why are you yuros so obsessed with this awful form of music?

>No more Vettel and Rosberg speaking in German in the break room to exclude Hamilton
I miss it desu

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>>77025415
>>77025458

>>77025415
>I don't know what I'm doing with my life tbqh.

I just used a fake vagina while imagining it was a Japanese grid girl bouncing on me so you are doing better than most of us.

>>77025469
>suggested videos: [NEW VIDEO] Slavoj Zizek: "Computers are Stupid!"

>>77025457
>vettel is low-key off the track and charismatic enough to banter with the lads in the room, he's just a cunt while competing

This two be honest. On track he can be a bit of a cunt but off track he seems like a pretty good lad

>>77025378
>>77025439
Ricciardo is shit

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>>77025475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSC9mmSXHU

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>>77025457
>>77025497
Yeah true VET can be really sound at times just seems like one of those guys you invite to have a casual kick about of footie who goes flying in like it's an early morning match of Sunday League in a muddy field next to a pub & he's still drunk form going out on Saturday so is itching for a fight. Competition & winning is great and all just don't become a cunt in the process

>>77025485

still quite a normie fantasy, so you're good. you should be worried when you touch the furry, brony etc. shit. robot fetish is still ambivalent, you can argue that it's normal but only time will tell how degenerate that is.

Important question: Was watching Norisring DTM last week and there was a drop-dead gorgeous blonde woman named "Marina" doing pit interviews. Does anyone know her last name?

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Reminder that VET whines as soon as based VER messes with. VET = MSC = pathetic players.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM1Gf1SmNls


>I'm going to punch him I'm going to punch him FOK OKK.

>>77025485
I'm 34 and still on here for over 6 years after I had my last gf. I'm not a virgin, but I can't decide if I'm really high in the rating right now. I have literally not got my dick wet for over half of a decade.

Epic Underworld, though....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3Ud0UG7JbQ

>>77025563
I guess but the stigma against male sex toys is never gonna go away.

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>>77025468
>New Vegas
Still got to play that one. Just been sat here for ages never got around to trying it is all. One of those who liked Fallout 3 for some reason too, ignored story & just dicked about for ages on it

>>77025485
So uhh, where can a lad buy them vagoos?
Asking for a mate

>>77025563
Anything involving fantasizing about non-human entities is degenerate and leads to faggotry of one form or another.

>>77025601
If you want something that's like Fallout but better you should try S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

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Palmer was ahead of Hulkenberg

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kino

>>77025454
It's hard to say because both cars were fast, though if they were fighting each other, it would've made it easier for Perez/Ocon to catch them.

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>>77025601
Trust me /v/ is betraying you. New Vegas is complete shit compared to FO3 and even the original games.
It's just a "I'm in the western gold miner America" styled Fallout that sucks for everyone outside of the US. That\s why they rate it so high. It's bullshit.

FO2 > FO1 > TACTICS > FO3 > NV >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> FO4

If you really want the oldschool feel you want to get the new Shadowrun games on Steam.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxBncZynZLY
Jos speaking deutsch @ 12 20

>>77025651
He activated anti-stall mode so the engine wouldn't switch off, that's what caused the bad start for him.

>>77025609
Online. Amazon has a whole sex section which delivers discreetly. I got a Tenga, best £60 I've spent this year.

>>77025613
Brown elves being the exception obviously.

>We kunnen vanaf nu Max's bad luck wel sabotage noemen.

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>>77025676
Oh noice. Will have a gander then. But for now HoI is what I'm after. Got few of footie lads into it who only ever play FIFA recently. Weirdest thing now is discussing alternative WW2 bollocks instead of latest transfers & other footie tat with lads now with having knock about

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>>77025613

furries and whatnot are deviations of the human form, the aim here is indeed to sexualize something non-human. to get away from the human form. but what if you merely try to copy it? i would argue that there is literally nothing wrong with being attracted to a qt android.

>>77024446
ferrari is usually better than meredes with harder tires

>>77025745
Using a humanoid sex-doll for it's intended purpose is not much different than standard sex-toys (probably a lot more fun). No problem with that; thought you meant something different by "robots", like a sexy toaster or something which is basically /monster/ faggotry with a different shade of autism.

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>>77025797
>sexy toaster

What did he mean by this?

>>77025439
I hope gimi keeps underperforming so then either Max or rick can have a chance in a potentially Championship winning car next year. Redbull seems fucked for the longterm

>>77025797
>>77025821
>americans love food so much they stick their dicks in kitchen appliances

>>77025745
this is like buying a fleshlight, except it's probably 1000 times more expensive. there is no more of an emotional level to this than a fleshlight, just looks more like a human. at least today, maybe it will be different in the future. now though it just seems like you're digging yourself deeper into a hole of loneliness.
>i will probably never have a woman, might as well give up and buy a robot
i do agree that it's less fucked than furries or whatever other fetish.

>>77025739
Also watch out for this game.

The reviews are mixed, but that's because people expected AAA cawadoody shit and got presented with a full scale strategy game.

This is the good shit. You have to invest over a hundred bucks to get the full thing, though. It's actually worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bl5IjvPvSPs

>>77025797
What about tentacles?

Because I know they are making/have made robots ones of those for female use.>>77025821

>>77025821
Are you a Latent Appliance Fetishist? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvnO3On4_fo

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>>77025664
>dat Mario Kart hop
Forgot to drift after though

>>77025552
True, it would be a bit much in a casual setting, but he's being paid a lot of money to drive multi-million dollar cars in an international sport, there's a degree of seriousness to it even if it is just a game in the end.

I think he might just compartmentalize his work and his personal life well. I mean I'm not concurrent with german media at all but I've seen more of Emillia in the past few months than I ever have of seb's girl who's name I even struggle to remember. He takes his work super seriously so he can lay back in his private life, maybe

>>77025821

i think the sexy toaster is the vacuum cleaner of today. american humour basically.

>>77025851
>tentacles
Standard nip degeneracy; not going to pretend to understand what goes on behind inscrutable slanty eyes.