The age of Rooney

>>77021399
hi bruce do you need picking up in the morning pal

shapoopi

I remember that time he refused to play under Fergie, had his agent write a statement in the middle of the season explaining how upset he is; to which he almost expressed he wouldn't care going to City. And then he calmed down after being given a 200k/week contract

>le only score +16 EPL goals a season twice in your entire 14 year career man

overrated hack

The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window the your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the two he scored against Andorra again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary brace vs Kazakhstan!' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the penalty vs Slovenia...Grandad..G-Grandad?'
The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Rooney's goals flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His one World Cup goal, The legendary double in Minsk. That tap in against Liechenstien. they know whats happening and are scared, but calm.
The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a football fanatic who spends every free moment outside kicking his battered leather ball against the wall 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Rooney.'

>>77021927
SEETHING
literally the white pele la

>>77022175
This. He would have taken the pross to their second WC if it hadn't been for the refs la'

>>77021399
But Anon, Rooney scored not one penalty against San Marino but TWO!

>>77021399
>that faultless teamwork
>that gaol against Arsenal
>that hattrick against Fenerbahce
>that goal against Newcastle
>that goal against Man City

Will England ever produce a player with his talent again?