This is strange.

looks really different, something has changed. did he shave his beard? lost weight?

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>yfw he tears apart the premier this season ranking up everton to the first positions in years winning against united scoring a double hat-trick!!

>>77019579
got in shape to pass the medical, probably

>>77019431
wtf i love everton now

>>77019431
This is the best transfer of the season. It just feels so right.

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>yfw he scores a hattrick vs united

>>77019657
Still has little moobs

>>77020276
>didn't misspell anything

good on you, lad.

The albatross is gone

Very odd. And Everton fans are acting like they haven't been booing him calling him judas scum for 10 years.

go sportspesos

>>77019431
Does this mean I can go back in time and not have a panic attack when I saw a girl's bra for the first time in my room?

He looks better

>>77020335
Shaboppi

>>77019431
>>77020276
>unJUST
Look how happy he is. It's even as if his hair got better!
Good on you, Wayne.

>>77019431
This has got to be the nicest football transfer in a long time

>>77020318
And Lukaku goes missing in the same game

He is so incredibly shit I don't understand this move

>>77019579
Looks like he lost some weight. Good sign, shows that he's taking this shit seriously and it's not just "old man shows up for final paycheck".

Everton are insane for doing this

Unless they've got Utd subsidising his wages, use him for marketing and then ship him off in 12-18months

I honestly think he's going to be good for them. The fact he kept getting shifted around at United to compensate the likes of RVP and Ibra doesn't change the fact he's quality and he can regain some form by actually playing every week. Everton are going to be really interesting this year.

>>77020842
Apparently the contract is until 2019 and United gave him 10 million pounds straight up to make up for his reduced salary at Everton.

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Theory: Rooney salary much higher than Everton would be willing to pay, the difference being
made up by inflated Lukaku fee.

Why the fuck would Rooney want live in Liverpoo again?

>>77020521
>It's even as if his hair got better!
Lmao, ponytail when?

But yes, fantastic transfer.

>>77021016
Because he is not an immigrant like you, and feel for the place where he grew up.

>>77020437
tbf that episode was fucking funny

>>77021016
He'll live in Cheshire which is one of the most affluent areas in the country

>>77020728

He's an Everton boy and it will be great for marketing, they'll probably make more money from shirt sales than what they paid for him.

He's a legend and still has more to give. Everton probably get a guaranteed 15 goals per year.

Been watching highlights all morning of his time at united. Sad day.

>>77020904
lel that is such media bullshit

>>77020890
Physically he's shot
His first touch is seriously not even acceptableby championship standards
Watch him fire 5million long ball tothe right winger too

>>77019579
Look at the top of his head

>>77021059
>not follow up on it
meeeeh what does that sentence even fucking mean? aaaaaahhh too many prepositions gathered fuck english language, this shit is way too hard

>Local schoolboy who left his home town for fame and glory back home again once his best years are over

Why should this be celebrated again?

>>77019431
Is United only getting rid of Rooney to free up cap space for Ronaldo?

>>77021278
don't say stuff and not follow up on it seria como "no digas cosas si no las vas a cumplir" o algo asi

>>77021380
jajajajaja mi amigo. Mi casa?

>>77020276
>pretending Rooney can write

>>77021411
noruegANO

>>77021287
Why shouldn't it? It's perfect. Peace --> Chaos --> Peace. It's how it's meant to be.

>>77021369
Fair play rule issue.
His salary is reported to be 260,000 pounds/week.
Lukaku comes in with 250,000 pounds/week contract

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>>77021380
based english chilean teacher
dunno whether that adjetive placement is right or not though..
see? that's what I meant, sometimes I feel like im getting better at it and then I fucked it up with a simple basic grammar mistake... fml

>>77021481
You raise someone and when their talent finally blossoms they leave. Then when they are used up, bombed out and depleted they come back?

It sounds too cock carousel for me.

>>77021558
>based english chilean teacher
eso seria profesor de "chileno" ingles
vos sigue practicando y despues va a ser todo mas natural

yeah. thanks for the goals at times, and stat padding to beat a genuine club legend's record

glad youre gone, ripping the club off with your wages you fat cunt

>>77019579
he fucked your mum too

>>77021569
You can question him leaving, but that's another matter. And he isn't used up, I'm sure that he will help Everton a lot the next 2 years.

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>>77021673
>statpadding
every goal counts

>>77019431
Why he looks so beta?

First Moyes joins United from Everton and all the sudden a couple years later Rooney joins Everton from United. Coincidence?

Wayne Rooney is a footballer that no 10 year old has ever wanted to be.

>>77021845
All the testosterone that carried him through his career has left.

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>>77021635
>tfw im just coursing third year atm on an english teaching school
im fucked up, how long until my teachers realise im fucking awful at it and i get exposed so badly?

>>77021946
i doubt they care as long as you pay them lol
also the best advice i can give about learning english is just to do everything in english.
series and movies with no subtitles,videogames in full english and so on
i don't even know what a preposition is but i think i could have a conversation in english with a native speaker just because i'm so used to it

>>77019431
WTF I love Wayne Rooney now

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>>77020318
>>77020701

Loving that people now think he's suddenly going to "come good."

Sorry Everton.

>>77020362
Aren't sports grand?

>>77022119
>>77021946
There a lot of jobs in south america teaching you lads how to speak god's language?

So many underaged people ITT
Think it's finally time to drop /sp/ from the top bar

>>77022119
great mate, nice piece of advice
>mfw i should've written found out instead
fuck me
>i don't even know what a preposition is
me neither, and the worst thing is that im supposed to know already
anyways your language dominance is quite good if you havent previously practised or studied it.. you should be proud of yourself

>>77022604
you guys don't have english in school? here we have it all years and then when you enter university you have to take an exam and if you don't pass it you have english classes

>>77019431
He looks like pussy.

>>77021558
Just bear in mind that in English, Rooney doesn't even know half the time. They don't get taught that much about their own language.

I can't see him finishing his career at Everton though.

Where's he off to next ? MLS?

shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. Won't tell u again.

>>77023042
Everton will pay Tranmere to take him on.

Seriously though, how bad is it that your employer has to pay a smaller firm to employ you, just so you're gone, because you're so incredibly overpaid for your ability?

>>77019579

definitely lost weight. Everton top 4 confirmed

#whenwasurlastleaguewasibornohyeahbarley

>>77022378
there are lots of jobs available for english teachers, specially if you are settled in a low developed city... luckily and sadly for us, some people deny learning a second language because of lazyness and shit
also, your english seems worse than mine dude.. i cuold barely understand what you said

>>77022758
yeh same here man, i just had a shitty education, i blame it on my parents
fuck them if i would have been taught on a serious school my english would be better by now

>>77022986
you're implying they learn their language by repeating it and dont give a shit about structure and grammar?

>>77023459
>your english seems worse than mine dude.. i cuold barely understand what you said

Unfortunately for you, if you spend much time interacting with native english speakers you'll soon find that the english language is whatever the hell they want it to be

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>>77023613

>>77021926

That's not true. My cousin is slightly younger than that and idolises him.

>>77021016
>implying he hasn't lived there his entire life and just drove to manchester

>>77024471
He's retarded isn't he?

>>77024700
Same applies to the current German squad tbqh.

Quintessentially inbred

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>BBC in charge of not absolutely loving Man U

Their chief writer needs to do one

>>77025104
>renewal and unfinished business

I can already tell Phuck McCuntry wrote this shit.

>>77025046
then your golden generation lost a final against the B team of retards

>>77025255
>alway's
>Scouse intelligence

Rooney will bring Everton to glory

>Everton without Chang

Pigdisgusting

>>77020276
>the lads

>>77019579
He joined Everton recently

>>77025191
>>77025104
there is not a bigger hack of a sportswriter working today than phil mcnulty

>>77026751
i think i never heard him talk.

is he autismo like messi?

>>77026835
he says 'obviously' a lot

>>77026860
Also "ehmm"

>>77021635

>vos sigue

Decidí si vas a usar voseo o no, wnqliao

>>77026860

in fairness, most football players say obviously alot

why is this?

>>77026873
thats more of a general liverpool thing rather than being specific to rooney

>>77026302
well, the new owner is iranian

>>77027008
I do it when public speaking almost as a nervous tic

>>77027008
It's because they're goys. Every single time Kane says something it's

>"Haha yeah. No, but [insert filler] the fans were great as always [insert filler] really, really pleased"

Without a doubt the best one is when they want to join a new club and Lukaku has done it absolutely perfectly.

>"Ever since I was a little boy it was my dream to play for Chelsea and I've told the gaffer I want to leave because Chelsea are interested in me, I want to be challenging for trophies and I think Chelsea is where I could achieve that. I'm not really interested in anyone else except Chelsea because they're the only club I want to play for. But Manchester United are the biggest club in the world and I had to sign for them because when a club like this comes knocking you don't turn them down, they have the best stadium and best fans™ in the world and I think we'll be challenging in all competitions next season"

The fact he left a club that finished 7th to join a club that finished 6th is the kind of ambition you need though desu. Especially when they're tripling your wages. Who was the last honest footballer? Was it Bogarde when he said he was purely there for the money and didn't just reel off a bunch of meme cliches?

>>77019431
I know, he actually looks to have laid off the pies recently.

>>77019431
F

>>77019431
>coming back to Everton with more hair than he left with

>>77019431
I like that turn of events desu

should have joined Podolski in Japan

>>77027806
t. adolf hitler

>>77027841
t. harry mohammed

>>77021137
https://www.theguardian.com/football/the-set-pieces-blog/2016/aug/24/transfer-window-market-myths

shirt sales aint shit

>>77019431
Man, I think I'm going to miss him. I guess I have to watch Everton play no. Did the same with Real when Ronaldo left.

>>77028043

t. hans müller

>>77026732

This, so fucking much.

I wouldn't let him write for a school newspaper let alone the BBC.

His idea of sports journalism is regurgitating lowest common denominator pub talk and hacky punditry in the most insipid way imaginable.

It beggars belief that he's gotten away with stealing a living for so fucking long.

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>>77019431

>mfw I thought that was their training top but it's actually their match shirt

>>77027204

The PR people have evidently worked out that football fans are shit-eating morons that will happily lap up bland platitudes like cats drinking milk.

So all the top players get the same cookie-cutter media-training that teaches them to be dull little drones spouting the same generic bullshit.

The cunts who manage their instagram accounts for them are even worse.

There's so much money in pandering to those morons that it doesn't make sense to do anything differently.

>>77028418
t. karol cuckynsky

If Rooney gets 8.5m or less on FF next season he is 100% going in my team

>>77021125
he is not a scouser but of Irish ancestry

>>77021558
See that's where you're wrong. Rooney doesn't speak English. 95% of people on thins board from non English speaking countries know English better than Rooney

>>77021547
Nope. 125k/week. Although he might sneak in stuff like 25k/goal in prem or something

Great player. His 2009/10 season (before he pulled an ACL) gotta be his finest. Hope could help everton to at least achieve top 4 and win league/FA cup (or even uefa cup).

>>77027033
Having a betting company is not much worse than having a beer company on the shirt

At least with beer, the muslim could still find some loophole in the sharia and say "khamar (what muslims usually associate liquor with) is grape based drinks while beer isn't so beer is halal" or something like that

>>77035076
>At least with beer, the muslim could still find some loophole in the sharia and say "khamar (what muslims usually associate liquor with) is grape based drinks while beer isn't so beer is halal" or something like that
Unfortunately it's not that easy because things like that already covered by itijma and fatwa.
Though Iranian is shia, not even a real muslim so probably things like that didn't work on them.

>>77029693
Is that you,holtby?

>>77020437
Rooney is a twitter God. Has some excellent insights into the world.

I'm really happy for him

>>77021287

It's like the ending of Return of the Jedi, everyone was happy for Vader

>>77022942

most accurate comment ITT

>>77019431
WTF is a sport peso?

>>77026835

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4mSrFf824I

he almost sounds scottish

>>77035555
checked

>>77035245
>Though Iranian is shia, not even a real muslim
Sunni Muslim confirmed.

>unironically being a Muslim

>>77019431
>>77026302
I legitimately concern about the rise of gambling companies to sponsor football club. It will be very easy for the future temptation to fix a match, where both sides can win a vast amount of money. Of course, I am not talking about Everton, there are many clubs including in smaller division ones.

>>77020276
he looks fit and ten years younger, what the fuck

>>77021946
The fuck is going on in that image?

That kit is atrocious; looks like a training top.

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A true great

>>77020362
Just like when Lebron left Cleveland and go wtf i suddenly like him again when he rejoins

Has the age of Rooney returned? confirmed balon d'or winner

Would be interesting to see his Fifa stats going down, let's see how low they rate him in FIFA18

>>77035610
https://youtu.be/Q6MkmonoaSw
he is a legend

>>77036997
With acting skills like that Rooney has a great career in porn.

>>77036708
kek

>>77036392
if you wanna sell shirts you gotta appeal to the pajeet and chink markets sempai

>>77036798
desu Rooney might be a meme now but he was the last thing that reminded me of successful United.

>>77020276
hi ronald do you want picking up in the morning pal

Whats Ronnie going to do now that he can't ask for a 50,000+ a week raise every other year?
poor guy.

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>>77027057
>I'm going to see if I can turn Rooney into Emmanuel Adebayor

>>77027057
Didnt even know City had die haerd fans ro begin with
considering how empty their sadiu, always seems to be.

>>77021125
Underated post

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>>77019431
He's so fucking happy.

Is he, dare I say it, back?

>>77039997
"Remember, Paul said to smile and look like you actually want to be there"

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>>77040018

Fancy a lift?

>>77039997
>>77040034

>the quality of these pics

I can't even be sure its rooney at all.

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>>77040142
Twitter videos look like shit

>>77040155
And so has Rooney for the past 4 years.