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Stage 9
Holy shit edition.
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>using pedals
>tfw going to miss some of the stage
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Sky can't get away with this.
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>>77015797
>>77015797
>>77015797
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Rest in piss Thomas
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bumpin
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My thread now.
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>using pedals
inb4 split threads
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waiting for Bardet
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>article about Thomas abandon on lequipe.fr
>this image
jej
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>>77020419
thank mr skeltal
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Reminder Sagan did NOTHING wrong
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First for Marion
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wow great thread.
Have fun
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why are there so many sky people in the breakaway but no vroome
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This thread is more comfy anyway.
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delete this
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>>77020562

4D chess
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MOLLEMA 17 seconds!
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Where has fatancur gone?
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>>77020419
what's the scar from.
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>>77020718
Removed some bones and organs to save weight
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>>77020718
Mechanical heart implant.
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Mollema is going to kill everyone on the Mont du Chat.
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>>77020768
legal with therapeutic use exemptions i'm sure
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ALL THE POSTS VANISHED
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>>77021480
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all in for Bardet and Emu Buchmann
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The option for today
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Imagine being Demare right now. I could probably beat him on the next climb
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Can anything stop the Sky train (even with Thomas gone)?
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>>77020718
Fought off an entire tribe trying to steal his bike as a child.
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Would be funny if someone beats Matthews in the sprint.
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>>77021838
we shall see

praying for Bardet
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>>77021752
is buchmann in the gc group?
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>>77021836
Maybe he is sick or something. He need to watch out for the time limit.
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>>77021838
Nope. Landa, Kwiatkowski, Hinau and Nieve would all be contenders if Vroom didn't participate.
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>>77021922

He is sick. He started the stage with a medicine bottle in his back pocket
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>>77021915
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Anything interesting happen? I just came from the F1.
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>>77021920
yep

he had to drop back to support majka whe he crashed, but bora decided to abandon him, and now he is back
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grats matthews, mightily impressive 2bh
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Green jersey could be a good contest if Demare doesn't die today
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>you will never live in these comfy little french towns
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>>77022018
Thomas retired after falling on the descent
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>>77022027
phew good I was worried there for a moment. Been a big fan of him ever since last years tour where he was getting interviewed by german tv after every stage and always seemed very nervous about it. For some reason I like him a lot because of that.
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>>77022018

G Thomas dead. Abondoned.
Contador crashed twice but is still going.
Majka bad crash. Think he is still going.

AG2R BTFO of the race. Massive climb incoming
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>>77022018
Geraint Thomas is kill
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>>77022073
>that feel
Hate it
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>>77022092
with yates loking in trouble earlier he might have a realistic shot at white jersey now, especially if majka gets shrekt and he doesn't have support duties anymore
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>>77021939
Landa yes
Kwiat no
Hinao no
Nieve no
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>>77022073
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Froome is still going to win the GC right?
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Oh WTF - it's *coffein* shampoo?! I've been thinking it's caffeine shampoo for years now.
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>>77022073
i live in a comfy italian town the Giro (and the Lombardia) passes by quite often
close enough
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Bakelants and Gallopin with cheeky attack.

Assume GC guys will catch the break anyway
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>>77022179
Poels yes
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>>77022190
almost certainly yes but there's still a lot that could happen in this stage
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>>77022190
Nairo Quintana will win
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Here we go lads
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>>77022190
Yes, but we have to pretend he wont to keep the hype going.
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>that Jersey flag

Nice

>>77022076
>>77022096
>>77022108
wew lads
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this last climb is fucking brutal, holy shit

they have like 10km's of 5% before they official start it, and theres 10% all the way to the top
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>>77022232
Is het tijd?
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>>77022198
u wot m8?
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>>77022073
I did and will do again
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>>77021939
Nieve has tried riding GC and he was meh.
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>>77022246
>>77022220
It's amazing isn't it, what British Cycling and Sky have done, in the past 5/6 years we have gone from no winners to just total domination of the TDF and wider sport of cycling.
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>>77022274
some might call that quite suspicious
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>>77022271
With Sky technology™ anyone can be a winner
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>>77022274
marignal gains.
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>>77022232
>this frightens the dutch
Do you even have a word for "mountain"?
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>>77022307
Some people don't know the meaning of legitimate sports science and
>M A R G I N A L G A I N S
>A
>R
>G
>I
>N
>A
>L
>G
>A
>I
>N
>S
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>>77022274
mate they ruined the Tour, everything is the same now. I get that it's cool if you like them but it's objectively shit now.

Without Sky the Giro was great this year, everything could happen. That's not a coincidence
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>>77022350
Kanker.
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>>77020419
Anyone got more pics of cyclists looking like literal concentration camp survivors?
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>>77022274
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>>77022376
That's a bit too general though
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>>77022368
Well then it's up to other teams to step up r&d spending then isn't it?
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>>77022368
No it's other teams that ruined it because they are shit in comparison.
Can't fault a team for winning.
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marginal EPO dosing
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>>77022354
also those convenient doctor's note
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>>77022386
>>77022412

>t. butthurt frogs whose teams didn't spend as much money or utilise every corner of the rules
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NIGGA CAN U FEEEEEEEL IT??
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>>77022313
>meh at barloworld
>GOATS at sky
if only Augustyn hadn't had that heart problem. He could have dominated..
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>>77022402
but that's not interesting. This sport isn't fucking F1
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>>77022379
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>>77022350
We even have a mountain :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaalserberg
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>>77022402
Why do brits always ruin everything with their monies
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>>77022402
>racing&doping
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>>77022465
We even have a volcano

https://nl.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Scenery
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Thanks for the idea, Australia.
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>>77022462
>wout poels on multimullion dollar cycling team
>can only afford IKEA
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>>77022482
>rage&denial
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>>77022440
>>77022015
Literally Fuglkang, Aru and Lutsenko on stage 13.
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>>77022465
>the highest point in the netherlands isn't even completely dutch
pottery
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>>77022465
the furthest inland point of the country, nice
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Imagine how crazy this stage would be if Sky wasn't setting the pace like autists and making it as boring as possible
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>>77022449
Name one point in the sports history that hasn't had teams looking for every possible technological advantage possible.

>>77022482
>muh "wheels are too round"
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>>77022274
just like US Postal
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>Fuglsang saying that "today is a day everything can explode"

Legit afraid of an IS attack right now lads.
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>>77022519
it was pretty exciting before

don't want too much excitement in your life
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>>77022519
If Sky weren't doing it some other team would have been.
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>>77022506
Isn't that a hotel room?
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>>77022507
>riding&druging
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>>77022538
The absolute worst sky could be accused of it using the TUE rule cynically. Not illegal.
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>>77022535
>technological advantage

Mate, they're just throwing money at the problem to make it go away. Look at the squads. It's ridiculous. """""marginal gains""""" is the worst meme. It's literally just Skybucks.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lnX4uaDYyIU
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>>77022562
>reeeeeeeeeeing&damaginglevelsofautism
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>>77022274

FUCKING ROUNDER WHEELS REEEEEE
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>>77022548
Does he have insider knowledge?
If Birdsong falls behind expect the front group to literally explode.
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>>77022557
Nah m8 IKEA sells furniture
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My father ignores Sky. He doesn't count their results or say anything about them during the race.
I lol errytime.
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i love memes
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>>77022535
>other team should just buy the Milan San Remo winner to casually set the pace

Sky just has more money, it's as simple as that
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>>77022601
>Attack does happen
>Fuglsang suddenly nowhere to be found
>3 months later new IS propaganda video of Fuglsang riding over and crashing into prisoners
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>>77022640
Ironically?
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THANKS JUAN
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>>77022627
i act the same way towards my autism
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>>77022583
>roiding&doctorsdeliveringshady'packages'
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>>77022627
Would he acknowledge them if they were called Team Hemel?
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>>77022652
What, there are no other large enough French-based companies willing to get behind a sports team? Perhaps they would have more money if they made the large initial investment.
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>>77022606

Have you seen the prices of furniture? I swear it must be organised price fixing between the companies. Absolute scam.

Then IKEA comes along and BTFO of them. Mos the ones I see are permanently in a "closing down sale". ie trying to sell at fair prices for once.
God bless IKEA
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>>77022663
literally
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If someone doesn't attack sky today I am not watching anymore of the tour. I don't care if sky wins, I just want to see someone try to attack them.
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someone best screenshot that
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>>77022073
all those comfy towns are slowly dying, you know
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wew
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They have a bicycle up there. lel
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>'We're hearing that part of the publicity caravan has become stuck on the descent of the Mont du Chat'

ayyy lmao
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I LOVE LOTTO
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>>77022777
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>>77022792
>nobody up there getting a blowjob
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>>77022745
It's about quality mate, IKEA is shit quality
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>>77022716
sky is absolutely massive compared to any other company backing cycling teams, present or past
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>>77022806
Its to be expected. This way they can pardon Demare cause it's not his fault he's late now.
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>>77022792
>>77022824
madmen
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>>77022753
Leave Sky to me!
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>>77022791
What? Explain

I need to see them before I die
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>>77022792
what stream are you using?
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>>77022791
CAN YOU FRENCH ASSHOLES NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT? KEEP THEM ALIVE DAMMIT
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>>77022852
It's like small towns everywhere. No education or jobs outside of looking cute.
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>>77022852
People move into the cities. This is the same literally anywhere in the world.
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>>77022838
Tour de France team budgets (estimated)
Team Sky – €35m
Katusha – €32m
BMC – €28m
Tinkoff – €25m
Astana – €20m
Etixx-Quick Step – €18m
Movistar – €15m
Lotto-Soudal – €14m
LottoNL-Jumbo – €14m
Dimension Data – €13.5m
Orica-BikeExchange – €13m
Giant-Alpecin – €12.5m
Trek-Segafredo – €12m
Ag2r La Mondiale – €12m
Cofidis – €11m
IAM Cycling – €10.5m
FDJ – €10m
Cannondale – €10m
Lampre-Merida – €7m
Direct Energie – €6m
Bora-Argon 18 – €4.5m
Fortuneo-Vital Concept – €3.5m
http://www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/tour-de-france-team-largest-budget-262275
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Literally Fuglkang have won this stage already.
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>>77022811
Same
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>>77022837

It's lower quality but MUCH better value. Not like it's going to fall apart or anything.
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>>77022846
Quintana will attack once Demare finishes the final climb.
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>>77022838
yebut the actual budget of a team is well within reach for a large company. there are plenty of french companies that could afford it, telecom, energy, whatever
and of course there are returns, its not just money spent
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>>77022900
>Katusha

for WHAT reason, they have a bum ass Kristoff, two good climbers who aren't even here (Spilak and Zakarin), and Tony Martin, that's literally it
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>>77022852
I S L A M
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>>77022900
>katusha
they must buy a lot of whores
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>>77022852
Capitalism kills everything
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Betancur waiting to get a burger from the teamcar
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>>77022900
Exactly, not that much more than the next team.
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>>77022900
Katusha is always so high in these estimates. What the fuck are they spending their money on?
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>>77022900
>2016
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>>77022811
she is just too gorgeous
i cant handle
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>>77022939
Russian money laundering scheme.
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>>77022962
>What the fuck are they spending their money on?

anti-depressants
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>>77022939

Kristoff probably on about 2 million

and their owner is filthy rich
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>>77022972
You sure...?
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Everyone dead.
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>>77022811
she kind of looks like a younger version of the woman who playedhayley (kirsten's sister) in the o.c
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>there are now riders battling the time limit.
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>>77022962
Unironic money laundering scheme
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LAURA ALERT
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>>77022977
>spend €16m on cycling team
>doesn't win
>spend additional €16m on anti-depressants
it all comes together
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wtf I love cycling now
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>>77022855
seconding this
Tiz-Cycling.racing has god awful fps
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>talking a full bottle on this climb

Why add 500g to your bike? Just drink now and get more at the top
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>>77022998
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post the trott smut fic
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>>77015810
i went to lie down on my bed in my room for the past 20 minutes

has anything happened

i dont even care
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>official climb hasnt even begun

this will be a massacre
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>Gr. Demare 21.3 Km
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>>77022939
Moreno, Purito and Kristoff with golden contracts. their budget is smaller this year
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>>77023039
literally nothing
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where the fuck has Pinot gone!?? did he fall off a cliff
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>>77022998
>>77023020
They can't make it. They are on 41 minutes and one big ass climb.

RIP
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Just give the yellow jersey to Birdsong already!
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>>77022987
too pretty
i'm getting anxious just looking at the picture
can't make eye contact
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>>77022900
Also worth noting that all of these teams ride the entire season. Sky is literally Tour de France: The team.
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>>77023058
>purito
>moreno
no
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Post yfw team sky has a freak crash and is out of this years tour
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>>77022911
>>77022987
>>77020535
>>77022811

Imagine licking her sweaty feet after a full cycling day
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>>77023043
my body is ready
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>>77023089
You will die alone.
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>>77022852
a big part of the local industry/factories closed and got relocalized to China or Eastern Europe, and the rest is progressively moving to bigger urban areas

only things that stay are very small business with 2-3 workers

as a result, there are very few good middle class jobs, and even if someone gets one, it could be extremely hard for the spouse to get one too

so most of the youngsters move away
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Fucking neighbors, can't hear shit.
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>>77023084
no
How has Froome raced the Vuelta for years trying to win? Did he pay for team out of own money?
See also, Thomas in Giro. Classics.
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>ride me like you would ride a bike anon...
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>>77023108
Murder is a decent option.
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>>77022900
can any frenchie translate the footnote?
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Has anyone here ever been to the tour?

I went to Harrogate in 2014 I think when it started of in England. Was proper fun, great atmosphere.
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>mfw Morgan Freeman reduced to doing lousy commercials.
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>>77023108
Shout "cyka"
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>>77023108
headphones desu
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>>77023088
Really though I would want to see someone beat Sky not just get a free win because Froome dies
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Why don't they just go around the mountain?
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>>77023145
>Brits topping the leaderboard

Just another day in Europe's last remaining white country
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>>77023145
*estimated budgets for each professional structure
not counting reserve and youth teams
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>>77023145
>THE BIGGEST BUDGET
Sky is the team which has the most important budget, 10x higher than Fortuno-Vital Concept's one.
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Gesink broken back.
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>>77023122
slowly from behind
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>>77023147
went to france on holiday as a kid, by chance the race was going past near the campsite. All the sponsor cars roll through passing out freebies and then the riders whizz past.
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>>77023145
Budget estimated for each professional structure not including reserve or espoir team
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>>77023122
Oh god
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>>77023145
BMC could spent 10m more than Sky, they still wouldn't do shit
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>>77023122
>HIIT thrusting
>break her pelvis with a huge max effort interval
>nothing personnel love
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Who else here on ITV4?
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ETA of Quintana's attack?
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>>77023170
It's shorter.
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>>77023145
estimated budgets for each professional structure, excluding team reserves or hopes
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>>77023190
>>77023181
>>77023178
danke schon
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Can't they make good looking cycling shoes?
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>>77023147
Yeah same year when it went through Essex, it was a couple miles from my house. Shame it's unlikely to come to the UK again though.
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>>77023212
Finish line + 100 meters
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>>77023212

He will follow Aru's attack
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>>77023204
yes lad

woat coverage
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>>77023145
how can bora afford sagan then?
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>>77023147
yeah, Sheffield and London. I've posted it too many times, but I was here.
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it's happening
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>>77023233
That fucking accordion music.

Kind of like it tbqhwy
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>>77023122
abuse her daily for hours and after she is broken replace her by a newer more expensive model?
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I TOLD YOU ABOUT ARU
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FROOME BTFO
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OH GOD HAPPEINGS

SKY BTFO BTFO
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>>77023227
MAGIC
THANK YOU BASED MEME MAGIC
>>
>Froome
>>
ARU
>Froome
>>
my leg is literally shaking right now
>>
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAPPENINGS!
>>
OH SHIT
>>
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AROOOOO
>>
CHEEKY QUINTA
>>
wow really nice sportmanship u have there
>>
Aru aru aru !
>>
reee ad break
>>
ABSOLUTELY HAPPENING
>>
>2agan
>>
ITS HAPPENING

FROOME BIKE DEAD
>>
CMON ARU FUCK SPORTSMANSHIP GO FOR THE JUGULAR
>>
>>77023088
They nominated Thomas to be their crash guy, he's crashing for the whole team.
>>
I DIED
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IT'S ON!!!!
>>
HABBENING
>>
GIVE ME THE BIKE WITH THE MOTOR
>>
oh look, ITV4 are on fucking ads again. Fucking die you cancer
>>
Aru don't give a fuck
>>
Froome needs his motor bike
>>
ARUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>FROOME

QUINTANA ATTACK
>>
>>77023224
S-works sub6
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>BASED ARU
>>
wow Aru cheeky bugger, no respect
>>
ARU THE SLY BASTARD HOLY SHIT I HOPE FROOME MURDERS HIM
>>
motor broke it seems
>>
>>77023238
nice flag
>>
froome run again
>>
Finally someone who shits on the stupid unwritten gentlemanly rules
>>
Aru that cheeky cunt. Froome has a problem, he attacks
>>
ARU AND QUINTANA GO
>>
ARU THE SHARK
>>
ARU PURE ITALIAN STYLE

KICK THE FUCKER WHEN HE'S DOWN
>>
not a fan of froome but this is disgusting
>>
Now they are waiting for Sky
Now fun allowed
>>
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>hands up, don't attack
>>
>shitalians
>>
>waiting for froome

fuck off
>>
FUCK ARU

CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT CHEAT
>>
>Italians in charge of sportmanship.
>>
THE CHEEKY ITALIAN

FUCK YOU PORTE, LITTLE BITCH
>>
FUCKING FROOME COME ON
>>
LMAO GET FUCKED FROOME

BASED ARU

I mean sky will just train up and come back though.
>>
>>77023321

Based Aru
>>
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>
honest question since i dont know much about this sport why does he need people to help him on the top? what does escorting someone do? do you drive faster then?
>>
>>77023273
>/a/ru
>>
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>THIS FUCKING STAGE
>>
Froome's stand over putting the fear into them
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Beautiful race, well done men, fuck the snake Aru.
>>
WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR HIM REEEEEEEE
>>
>>77023173
gb2pol
>>
>everyone else waits patiently for Froome
They forgot to let Aru in on the script?
>>
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ARUBA!!
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>that fucking locked race by sky

I have US postal feels from this, feelings of puking
>>
Fly away, Birdie
>>
Froome always has bike issue. I guess it is the motor cause problem on the derailleur
>>
>waiting for the skeletoon
>>
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BIRDSONG BIRDSONG BIRDSONG BIRDSONG
>>
FUGLSANG
>>
Porte being such a basic bitch

It was Aru's fault, you could have joined him and nobody would have cared ya cunt.
>>
>you cant attack the yellow jersey when the yellow jersey is in trouble

fuck off gay cunts. you can attack whenever the fuck you want.
>>
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FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG FUGLSANG
>>
>>77023332
kek
>>
AYOOO HOLD UP
>>
PORTE DIDNT WANT TO WORK

HE IS A SKY PLANT STILL WORKING FOR FROOME
>>
BIRDSONG
>>
>Waiting for Froome

Wow we almost had a race there for a second, time to ride to the finish as one big group and no one gains any time.
>>
FUGLKANG IS ATTACK!!
>>
lol Aru

ruthless cunt
>>
COME ON FUGLKANG
>>
>Trusting Italians
>>
>>77023224
Giro empire. The originals white or black
>>
B O R I NG
O
R
I
N
G
>>
>IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING >IDTTSS HAPPENGGFING
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FUCK YOU ARU FOR GETTING MY HOPES UP
>>
>>77023147
I went there like3 or 4 times as a kid with my father, everytime I wanted to go see it as an adult, the plans have been dropped out
>>
REEEEEEE no one waited for andy schleck when he had a mechanical all those years ago REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>77023421
Expecting >Quintana to attack 100m from the summit.
>>
>>77023393
that's what you get when you ride the most overpriced and overrated fred sled in the business
>>
>>77023389
They are the same thing. Lance also did this. He was the "boss".
This sport is ded tba
>>
fuck waiting on mechanicals on the last climb t b h
>>
>>77023421
This

Sky is too stronk, they deserve a kick in the nuts
>>
Barguil is going to fall in the downhill
Dubs confirm
>>
If Fuglkang x 30 wins today i'm buying a brand new bike.
>>
>italians claim islandniggers as their own when they are winning

now THAT is pure italian style
>>
D I C K O N T R A C K
>>
>>77023421
Aru didn't wait, he just doesn't have the legs for it.
>>
>>77023444
This.
>>
Henao almost dead
>>
>>77023465
o fuggg that was close, silly anon
>>
This locked-up tour is boring. Smaller teams pls, and more points for attacking.

"cycling is a sport where you go up and down mountains and sky wins in the end'
>>
wow this is fucking disgusting

rest of the peloton has possibly the only chance to put froome and sky in a thight spot and they just throw it away
fucking bullshit
>>
What a cunt, he just made a big mistake. Sky will rape him for all eternity now.
>>
Fucking room body checking aru

hahahaha
>>
Froome bullies Aru
>>
>>77023473
Based Italy gives no fuck
>>
DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME! DQ FROOME!
>>
FROOME BODYCHECKING ARU IN TURN
>>
>wtf is there problem?
>>
Its funny I was mad as fuck when contador did this to Schleck.

I guess I'm just a Froome hater
>>
pls barguil win and help me stick it to sportsbet
>>
>FROOME PUSHING BETA ARU

Africans asserting dominance.
>>
Welp, I'm out for today. Hope there'll be some attacks for you. See ya tomorrow (in case there's a rest day thread). Maybe Demare will have reached the finish by then :^)
>>
TOUR DE FRANCE 2017 FINAL GC RESULTS LEAKED

1. FUGLSANG
2. ARU
3. FROOME
>>
>>77023499
*froome
>>
so nobody is going to attack sky now after that little aru stunt?
>>
>>77023493
>Dirty Italians
It makes sense though, Nibbles only won his tour because everyone else died.
>>
How are you guys all like a minute behind?
>>
>everyone slowing down to let Froome win

Everyone cucked by big English cock again
>>
>>77023509
THIS

I hate everything about that """team"" and everything that it stands for.
>>
>>77023486

Dan Martin among others rode up beside Aru and yelled at him.

>All the announcers saying they should have attacked and not waited
>>
>brits

get these cunts out of the sport already
>>
FUGLKANG LITERALLY BTFO'ING THE ENTIRE RACE!!!!11
>>
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nothing will ever happen in this climb
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>wtf is there problem??
>>
>>77023497
Yeah how dare he not know ahead of time when Froome is getting a mechanical.
>>
>>77023490
I have a bad feeling though
>>
>>77023522
Barguil bet best bet
>>
>>77023528
No way. Even Wiggo could win this race.
>>
>>77023539
We're trying to keep up with Demare.
>>
>>77023539
That's the time it takes to complete a captcha
>>
Why is everybody now using this thread?
>>
>>77023541
>big English cock

Fairly sure Vroom cut his dick off for some """marignal gains"""
>>
porte sucking sky cock.

Embarrasing,
>>
Obligatory
>pinot
>>
>>77023539
Streamplebs
>>
>>77023554
Bitch please, he saw Froome waved for assistance, waited 2-3 seconds then attacked.
>>
>>77023580
We ran out of images
>>
>>77023587
This.
>>
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What is the point of the teams?
>>
>>77023554
he attacked after he saw Froome put his arm up
>>
>>77023554
He literally ducked under the arm Froome raised showing he had a mechanical.
>>
>>77023580
other hit 1500
>>
>>77023580
more efficient greentexting
>>
>>77023587
Sky has dirt on him
He is afraid
>>
>>77023554
U blind?
>>
>>77023576
>t. poorfag
>>
Guys Demare is sick it's not his fault, everyone should wait for him.
>>
>>77023554
get the antisky goggles off m8, he knows what he did and so the rest of them, he's going to shit himself at the finish.
Not done.
>>
>>77023594
>>77023607
>>77023608

He was up at the exact same moment. He could've sat down, but the attack was initiated before he saw Froome's arm.
>>
>>77023625
(you)
>>
>>77023584
He got his titties cut of like angelina
>>
>>77023608
>mechanical

He could have easily be thirsty.

>>77023626
This. Too bad he didn't raised his arm to signal it.
>>
KOM SÅ FORHELVEDE FUGLSANG
KOM SÅ
KOM SÅ
>>
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>>77022379
The original skeleton
>>
>>77023641
[this post required a 4chan pass to view]
>>
Seeing so many white people feels so good.
>>
>>77023626
The tour only lasts 3 weeks.
>>
>>77023665
I love this feeling too.
>>
How much more climbing left?
>>
VOGELZANG PLS STOP
>>
You dont wait à rider who is sick well when it is his bike which is sick you should not wait either
>>
>>77023626
Should have raised his arm.
>>
>>77023625
>t. newfag
>>
>>77023371
>do you drive faster then?

yeah

I didn't do cycling, but I did cross country / endurance running, and it's the same thing in all endurance sports I can think of: it's easier and less exhausting to run with a small group. It's hard to explain.
>>
>>77023660
connect the dots

>aw its a kitty
>>
I got a doggo on fuglkang at x30
>>
>>77023665
>>77023674
iktf
>>
>>77023625
>paying to hiroshima gook
>>
>>77023632
All I can say, is that you're wrong.
>>
>cuntador
>>
Contador is dead
>>
Watching Froome sit on his bike you'd think he was a special needs kid who got to come along for a day if you didn't know any better
>>
>>77023695
I got given my pass by GCHQ
>>
>>77023629
Get the skygoggles off. Yes he attacked at the same time, but he did not attack because of the mechanical. Significant difference. Only thing he could've done better was to sit down sooner once it registred what was going on.
>>
>can'tador
>>
time to retire Alberto
>>
>when you run out of dope
>>
ARU THE MADMAN
>>
Contador should just retire desu
>>
>>77023606
How new are you? It's easier to cycle behind someone else because of wind resistance and pacing. team members fill different roles mainly to support there main rider. The man in the yellow jersey is Froome, every one eles in the SKY team is riding for him atm.

There are other types of riders that do other thing on certain stages like sprinters and climbers
>>
>>77023709
That high RPM tho
>>
Froome has only Porte left and then no more teammates
>>
PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE
>>
RICHIE FROOME!!!!!
>>
>>77023538
cycling is an endurance sport, especially for Gran Tours, nothing wrong in outlasting everyone
staying on your bike is also part of the sport
>>
PORTE
>>
ITS HAPPENING
>>
>sky train is kill
>Porte comes to the rescue

ffs lads
>>
>>77023694
>tfw you go to your hometown and there are literally no minorities anywhere

Its a feel I had forgotten. Even in the crowded mall, 0 minorities.
>>
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>>77023727
>>77023744
>>
>pinot
>>
Richie you're not part of Sky no more mate
>>
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nooo Yatesy!!!

Does that cost him the white jersey?
>>
ACTUAL GC RACING GOING ON

Am I still watching tour de france? Next thing Quintana will attack.
>>
>>77023751
TOGETHER
<3
FOREVER
>>
Moogle Slang
>>
>>77023759
no
>>
>>77023709
Seriously the worst form in the peloton. It's disgusting.
>>
Richie must be expecting a nice bung after this stage
>>
BREAKING: ARU HAS SIGNED FOR SKY!
>>
>>77023759
nah. Latour ded
>>
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does G crash out of every GT hes ever been in?
>>
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>>77023766
>>
Die Aru you cunt
>>
froomedog got this
>>
>tfw people told me Contador was still a contender

Shouldn't have send Mollema to the Giro and have Contador be a domestique for him during the tour.
>>
come on Aru, now's the time
>>
Everyone has attacked besides Quintana LEL
>>
Please stop to let Barguil wins you cunts
>>
Pretty pathetic pace, i could hold there wheels ez
>>
anyone has a decent stream blease?
>>
>>77023734

I unironically love it when he calls him richie froome
>>
>THE SKELETON KING ATTACKS
>>
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Froome saw Aru getting ready to attack and the moment he did Froome started waving like a baby. Only skyfags will defend it.
Period.
>>
>>77023776
>not aru
>>
>>77023789
yes
>>
>quintana
>>
Aru doesn't look good.
Is he just pretending?
>>
VROOME
>>
FROOMEY OUT THE SADDLE
>>
>>77023787
THIS!!
IN THE SKY TRAIN WITH HIM!
>>
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>>77023795
>>
BYE BYE ARU
>>
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>can'tana
>>
ACTIVATE IT
>>
>the city of Quintana
>>
FUCK THIS SHIT
>>
VROOME
>>
FROOME YES SHOW THEM HOW ITS DONE
>>
ARU BTFO AHAHAHAHAHAH


ALLEZ ROMAIN
>>
colombian ded
>>
that Uran tho
>>
>Can'tana
>>
>>77023801
if he at least reaches the top first for the KOM points i would be happy
>>
Aru dropped himself kek
>>
ahaha the goat ahahhaha
>>
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ALL BOW.
>>
>>77023797
you probably thought juve had a chance
>>
QUINTANA BACKWARDS ATTACK
DEMARE LAST PLACE IN DANGER
>>
QUINTANA FINISHED
>>
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COMEON PORTE
>>
I went away from the telly for a few seconds, someone tell me what's going on.
>>
Froome is a murant
>>
Fucking cuntana blocking aru
>>
LITERALLY NOBODY CAN EVEN COMPETE WITH FROOME
>>
>>77023867
kekus maximus
>>
>nibbles cheering Aru
>>
>>77023431
Nice
>>
>>77023876
lmao best stage
>>
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Shark attack
>>
literally so fucking sick of froom. he better crash out of this tour of i am not watching any more cycling that features him.
>>
>le shark head man

He knows Froome has this in the bag
>>
Fuglsang cucked himself there I think, better off just sticking with the group.
>>
>>77023878
Sky just turned on the IV drip
>>
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

poor bardet ;_;
>>
STREAM
E
Q
U
E
S
T
>>
Quintana and Contador biggest meme's in this years TDF.
>>
>>77023878
>Everyone tries to attack Froome
>Froome reels them in on by one before slingshotting himself in front.
>>
>>77023899
Good.
>>
>Froome attacking after getting his bike changed

what a twist
>>
I wish I could be British to be superior
>>
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It's over by stage 9 again. Fuck this gay race.
>>
nibali is the shark, you utter casuals.
>>
>>77023893
me on the right
>>
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>>77023878
>they thought they could kill the skeleton
>>
I seriously don't believe this shit anymore. This is now just a Lance Amstrong freakshow.
>>
>tfw no Valverde
>>
Uran riding really good.
>>
contador to finish in Groupe Demare
>>
dubs and someone dies on descent
trips and it is froome
>>
>>77023919
*kenyan
>>
>>77023932
phw
>>
Norwegian commentators hoping for a danish victory. Pan-scandi team when?
>>
>>77023925
This desu. It's sickening
>>
lads, imagine not being british
>>
>some cunt laying on the ground

Fucking french wankers
>>
Fags who run alongside riders being stupid deserve a good off-camera beating by the Gendarmes t b q h
>>
>never 5get
>>
Why hasn't this thread gone to page 2? Isn't the bump limit 300?

>t. new to /sp/
>>
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>>77023949
ew gross
>>
>>77023932
Doubt
>>
>>77023937
You can't be White and African as you can't be Black and European
>>
>>77023925
They were even laughing on the radio. This is not good for the sport.
>>
>>77023954
>thinking specatotrs are all french

at least 50% are foreigners
>>
>>77023925
>He can't handle the king of Cadence
>Earl of Skeletons.
>Prince of the underworld.
>>
>>77023945
Based Scandibros. It's nice to see Fuglsang not being shit.
>>
>>77023957
500 senpai. We have lots of big gamethreads.
>>
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ARREEEEE YOUUUUU READDYYYY TOOOO RUMBBBLLLLEEEEE

ITS GO TIME
CODE RED
TIME TO LIGHT IT UP BABY
QUINTANA ATTACK!!!!
>>
seriously nobody has a stream service?
>>
>>77023967
Fuck off to /pol/ racist.
>>
985 and the winner is literally born in 1985
>>
>>77023957
500
>>
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>>77023955
>>
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>>77023876
gold
>>
>>77023957
500 bruh

there's also a 1500 post thread on page 7
>>
>>77023932

trips
>>
>>77023957

Last thread went to 1500, we would have gone on if it wasn't for everyone's frail lightweight netbooks breaking.
>>
>>77023925
I love it
>>
>>77023972
like those people who shout in french and throw piss at riders?
>>
powermeters need banned.

Shit is getting ridiculous.
>>
>>77023980
cricfree.sc
>>
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>>77023864
he just got stuck behind Quintana for a bit, no worries m8
>>
dubs for froome downhill crash
>>
>>77023967
good frog

>>77023981
bad frog
>>
>>77023981
Towards who? :^)
>>
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>Bow to your king!
>>
Who the fuck waves a Soviet Union flag at a cycling race
>>
>>77024002
earplugs need banned
>>
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Buckle up lads
>>
>>77023998
No, the ones who cheer enthusiastically and respectfully of the riders. The others are French.
>>
>>77023945
>>77023975
Don't worry, he'll die in the beginning of week 3
>>
please new thread my laptop is getting really hot and is burning my legs
>>
>>77024005
thanks
>>
I got a bad feeling about this descent
>>
At this point I just want blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne
>>
>>77024016
a Frenchman
>>
>>77024019
THIS
H
I
S
>>
>ARE WE READY LADS.
>>
>>77023996
>everyone's frail lightweight netbooks breaking
Seriously what are they doing wrong. My laptop is like 8 years old and I'm having absolutely zero issues. Are they using like a ton of userscripts or extensions or some other fuckery? There's absolutely no excuse.
>>
Damn, Contador lost over 2minutes
>>
vroome not that strong tho. last year he would've had 30-50 sec at the top
>>
The speed they are descending at someone has to die
>>
>>77023988
kek I remember that

B A S E D
>>
THREAD THEME: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRU1AJsXN1g
>>
did they catch roglic?
>>
done with the mountains? now all the way downhill? why is that not clear on fucking eurosport
>>
Birdsong is winning this shit! Leave the brits to the vikings once again.
>>
porte and martin DOWN
>>
>australians descending
>>
NOOOO
>>
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expecting this 2bh
>>
>CHUTE PORTE & DAN MARTIN

>NO SURVIVORS
>>
>>77023998
>>77024021
there are belgian and swiss too and they speak french

the worst spectators there are spanish and dutch, by far
>>
PORTE YOU USELESS TWAT
>>
ITS OVER
>>
MARTIN AND PORTE DEAD

ACTUALLY DEAD
>>
PORTE AND MARTIN GONE
>>
WOAH WOAH WOOOOOOOAAHAHHHH
>>
nice chute
>>
PORTE DED
>>
rip richie
>>
DEAD
>>
>>77024046
PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE PORTE
>>
RIP
>>
OUCH
>>
He dead
>>
PORTE DIED
FROOME ALONE
>>
>>77024042
Porte crashed!
>>
MARTIN DOWN
PORTE DED HOLY SHIT
>>
HOLY SHIT

ALMOST OFF THE FUCKING MOUNTAIN

HOLY SHIT
>>
o fuck porte is ded :(
>>
RIP
>>
CHUTE
>>
PORTE DEAD
>>
what the fuck did porte just do

shits looks bad
>>
Holy fuck thats rough
>>
FROOMEWINSLOL

for fuck sake
>>
Oh that looks brutal. Hope Porte isn't too seriously hurt. Out of the tour though.
>>
PORTE THE FUCKING WRECKING BALL LMAO
>>
Porte kill

F
>>
LETS SEE IF FROOME WAITS FOR THESE FAGS
>>
>Lemooooond
>>
Greg just said fuck Froome

PORTE OUT!
MARTIN OUT!
>>
BMC FINISHED
>>
Porte ded :'(
>>
Porte afraid of hurting his boss Vroome
>>
Lemond is so fuckig useless get off my fucking screen
>>
>3 man from the top 5 gone in one stage.
>>
>australians in charge of keeping on the fucking road

You're on a road bike, Porte, not a fucking mountain bike.
>>
HAAAAHAHAHA!
>>
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FUCK
>>
Panic.jpg
>>
Discbrakes would have prevented this
>>
Froome wins, LOL.
Fuck this gay life.
>>
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RIP
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crashing this porte
WITH NO SURVIVORS
>>
PORTE DEAD

NOT A DRILL
>>
F
>>
PORTE

LITTLE

WHITE

BOY
>>
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fucking hell
F
>>
RIP IN PEACE
>>
Poor Dan Martin
>>
What a fucking retard lmao. Hope he's okay.
>>
god fucking dammit
>>
>Martin crashes again

Doesn't rain, but it fucking pours.
>>
>This kills the Aussie
>>
Dan riding down the mountain on the bike he just smashed. Fugg that
>>
Impressive moves by Richie.
>>
Tejay wouldn't have wrecked there
Then and again he woulda cracked by then
>>
>martin down again
>>
DEMARE HAS CRASHED AGAIN

ON THE COLOMBIER
>>
Porte making out with concrete yet again
>>
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HAPPPENING
EVERYONE DIES
YOU COULD HAVE STOPPED THIS
>>
guess porte is never going to win a grand tour

time to pretend rohan dennis is a gc contender or claim the yates/chaves as our own
>>
Porte... pls
>>
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CRASHING THIS RACE
>>
>le professionel riders
>>
:(
>>
>>77024120
>discbrakes would have prevented a guy fucking up the trajectory and going in the dirt
>>
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>this stage
>>
HE KEEPS GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>
Porte is literally died!
>>
DAN MARTIN FELL AGAIN
>>
>nobody waiting for porte

He just couldn't raise his arm.
>>
>RICHIE DOOR
>>
>>77024160
all we could've hoped for
>>
Fuuuck, I have an autist friend who listens to french radio scanners on the tour, apparently porte has a serious head injury and can't move below his neck. He's dead Jim.
>>
what a stupid crash
>>
Dan Martin may have crashed again
>>
>>77024120
Discbrakes would have cut both Martin's legs.
>>
>german tv cutting away from the break replays

lmao
>>
Dan Martin is a soldier. Straight up on his feet in 2 seconds after that crash.
Hope Porte will be OK.
>>
Can we just go to Paris and give Froome his yellow jersey? This is unbelievable.

>i wanna thank God
>and i didn't do EPO
>and Aru is now on my team
>bye
>>
>commentator: we don't need to see it again
>TV proceeds to show 3 more slow mo replays
>>
Porte got completely BTFO by Froome in the Dauphine descent this year, this is no surprise lads
>>
>>77024032
I'M SORRY GUYS I DIDN'T MEAN IT
>>
Im sad now
>>
>trying to take a short cut
>>
No stage tomorrow ;_;
>>
>Le cut inside cyclist
>>
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>>77024120
>discbrakes would've helped Porte not miscalculate the apex by a fucking meter
>>
>>77024184
he fell again right after tho
>>
>>77024189
I want to see it more, pls post webm
>>
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>74 Km/h
>>
should I move to burgundy for a year or two
>>
>>77024159
Better ability to brake and change trajectory
>>
>>77024189
You do get that they don't control the footage shown, right
>>
>Uran saved by the skin of his teeth
Fug
>>
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Gentlemen, pay respect

;_;7
>>
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>>77024202
>>
>>77024173
fake news
>>
>>77024205
no way
>>
Did you guys notice that Dan Martin literally called Porte a cunt within a second of crashing.
>>
>>77024189
Maybe they'll finally shut the fuck up about him for five minutes
>>
BARDET GOING


ALLEZ ROMAIN
>>
>>77024203
fuck me head straight into the cliff face
>>
>>77024120
Are you an idiot?
>>
>cav ded
>G ded
>porte ded

there is a franco conspiracy to kill all anglos
stay safe vroome
>>
BARDET
>>
>>77024216
F
>>
GO ON BARDET
>>
>>77024205
thats not good

he should not be riding honestly

if he's got a concussion or something
>>
BARDET
>>
wtf is Fuglsang doing?

He was the best of the 4 when they did it in Dauphine. Weird.
>>
>>77024231
Could'nt Porte hit Froome?
>>
>>77024231
>Not Vroom getting rid of all his Anglo competition
>>
>>77024203
>>77024228
This is pretty much exactly how Wouter Weylandt died
>>
Birdsong is not very brave, is he?
>>
>This entire race
>>
>>77024202
Nice one kek
Someone edit the webm and put Robben head
>>
>>77024203
what a horrific crash
>>
>>77024203

rolled a spare
>>
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BASEDET
A
S
E
D
E
T
>>
I HURT MYSELF TODAY (dacapo)
>>
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imagine just laying there knowing your tour is over

still better than this though
>>
>>77024252
Lel
No.
He scared now. Like a bird.
>>
>>77024243
His bike broke and Froome isn't waiting. Unacceptable.
>>
Birdsong is spooked
>>
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called it lads
>>
>tfw no moto crash
>>
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>>
gap opening up

allez romain

get in
>>
>>77024252
He was literally the best in the group of him, Aru, Froome and Porte down this exact descent 2 weeks ago.

Something's fucky.
>>
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Fuck this tour
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2OnYxaEtD4
>>
>>77024265
I remember laying on the street after crashing myself. Worst feeling.
>>
>>77024243
he got a kid a few weeks ago I think
>>
They keep mentioning Fuglsang with a puncture
;_;
>>
>>77024212
considering he got off the road on the inner side of the turn he probably was breaking too much already
i'm not sure tho, the clip didn't show enough
>>
GO BARGUIL GO YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN
>>
>>77024227
>>77024237
>>77024239
>>77024241
Bardet is from my region. Last year I went to play squash with a friend in Aurelien Rougerie's sport center, my friend calls me : "Look, that guy looks like Romain bardet a lot, but it can't be him, he's a giant". It wasju st Bardet playing indoor soccer with his friends, he's taller in real than what we could expect seeing him on a bike.
>>
>>77024279
if that was Sagan he would've bunnyhopped him
>>
>>77023932
YOU SAID DUBS
>>
This is it. I'm calling rigged on this shit
>>
>disk breaks allowed
>don't use them
>get punished


retards
>>
>>77024288
Yeah. Could also just be that his wheel slipped in one of the corners. Plays tricks on you for a while after.
>>
Sagan would have prevented this.
>>
>game theory
>>
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>>77024265
>>
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>>77024280
/AG2R/ bro' reporting in
>>
>>77024250
I thought Weylandt hit his head across a road sign at 35 mph
>>
>>77024285
*lying
However, is there any excuse to not just follow the guy in front?
>>
>>77024303
how??
>>
>>77024303
Something smells.
>>
In a comedy the medics would drop the stretcher in the fall
>>
RIP in pieces Porte
>>
>>77024216
>>77024127
>>
>Broadcasting French snuff movies in the afternoon.

Thanks Eurosport.
>>
Porte on the ambulance
fucking ripperoni
>>
>badluck

lmao he's just shit
>>
>>77024277
>this flag
>this post
opinion discarded
>>
>>77024265
What is this
>>
>>77024265
new phone who dis?
>>
>>77024334
wouter
>>
Why do some of them not use disk brakes? Which have been standard for ages even on cheap bikes?
>>
>>77024305
if porte had dick breaks the only difference would be dan martin getting his leg chopped off
>>
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>>77024303
>I DON'T LIKE IT THEREFORE IT MUST BE RIGGED
>>
--RIP--
Casartelli
Weylandt
Porte
--RIP--
press R to pay your final respects.
>>
>BMC ded
>Get Astana to run for you
Thanks Froome
>>
>>77024318
Down the hill as well

Then he slides all the way to the finish line and wins
>>
>>77024309
who this
>>
Bardet is pretty based tho
>>
>Will they ever recover?
>>
ALLLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ ROMAIN
>>
>>77024345
Unironically this.
>>
>>77024354
This
>>
Porte abandon
>>
>>77024265
I want Porte to win the tour so badly. It's not fair
>>
>>77024354
Our only hope
>>
>>77024303
>Porte we need you to almost kill yourself in a crash on this stage
>Okay, sounds good
>>
Is Lance Froome still on front?
>>
>>77024346
R
They died for our entertainement ;_;7
>>
This duo
>pinot
>>
>>77024369
no kidding
>>
is Bardet /OurGuy/?
>>
>>77024318
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hxY_B2Aehig
>>
>>77024349
wouter
>>
DEBRY
>>
>>77024369
Well, no shit
>>
>>77024389
ABSOLUTLY

he has been the one rider trying a lotof stuff every year
>>
lmao mavic service guy fucked urans gears even more

this entire stage is a fucking shit show
>>
>>77024370
He doesn't even want to win tho. Just a nice guy who would like to ride for sky
>>
BIGGEST FRENCH COOP SINCE 1789
>>
Can porte come back from this?
>>
BARDET
>>
>That Mavic man with his fingers in a turning derailleur.

MADMEN
>>
B A R D E T
>>
>>77015810
BARDÉ
>>
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Richie Porte
30 January 1985 - 9 July 2017
"I did it Brailsfords way"
>>
ALLEZ ROMAIN

we need a win for the good guys
>>
BARDET
A
R
D
E
T
>>
And of course they don't wait for Uran
>>
>>77024389
Not only Bardet but also AG2R
>>
>>77024406
>mavic service
wat do u really expect here
>>
Uran absolutely smashing those gears
>>
>uran has to ride signle speed now
>>
>electric shifting
haha comedy gold right here
>>
>>77024413
ye he will make it all up in the TT
>>
>tfw you have no granny gear
>>
get the fucking motorcycle out of the way reee
>>
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>>77024389
OUI

AG2R
G
2
R

A LA MAISON ROMAIN
>>
>>77024425
>>77024425
>>77024425
I am mad as fuck right now. You can't make this shit up.
>>
FUKCING ADVERTS REEEEE WHATS HAPPENING
>>
Lads Bardet is only 10 seconds from yellow as it stands

GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO
>>
>(@nealrogers)
Good news is that Porte is conscious, and moving arms and legs, albeit slight movements #TDF2017


not ded lads
>>
redirect Uran to the nearest Velodrome
>>
Who /birdsong/ here?
>>
>Dura Ace
>>
They will catch him.
>>
>>77024449
ALLEZ ALLEZ ALLEZ

10km is still so long

i just hope they stop workijng together in the froome group
>>
Aru is Fuglkang's domestique now
>>
>Martin 2nd crash reported
Second casualty of the day boys.
>>
>>77024456
>frenchmen winning the tour de france

don't make me laugh.
>>
Wait so, Porte dead, Quintana dropped... aru confirmed unlovable sneaky dog.. who is worth watching now?
>>
>uran on the 11

Lmao poor guy
>>
>>77024425
>>77024451
except the did wait you fucking retards are you even watching
>>
I want Bardet to lead to Tour, just to see that cheating skeleton lose his shit.
>>
STOP WORKING WITH VROOME
IDIOTS

IDIOTS
>>
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>>77024440
>dead battery
>can't shift anymore

comedy kek
>>
>>77024480
Bardet
>>
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TUMBLING DOWN
>>
>>77024462
I'm torn between him and Bardet
>>
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>>77024462
>>
>electronic groupsets
>>
>>77024480
Bardet of course
>>
>>77024480
Bardet is /ourguy/ now
>>
Uran Uran is back, motherfuckers
>>
>>77024462
As a dane i would love a stage win, but then again Bardet does deserves this one. Still great work by Fuglsang
>>
>>77024481
He can only shift the front I think
>>
literally i got fuglkang at x30
>>
>>77024477
first victim is Demare
>>
>you now remember nairo quintana
>>
>>77024480
Noone. This tour is absolutely cucked.

Bring back Armstrong.
>>
fuglsang and aru xorking for froome. are thoses cocksuckers retarded?
>>
>>77024480
Vroome
>>
>>77024484
they're working for themselves, everyone beside Froome is virtually behind Bardet now
>>
fuck this gay earth

bardet has no chance
>>
>>77024480
Fuglsang
>>
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>>77024478
tout conformément au plan
>>
>>77024480
>pinot
>>
>>77024512
Aru doesn't want to lose time to >bardet
>>
>>77024482
Yeah, right as I posted that he got to the group. It's not that they waited for him anyway, he was clinging to the car so he wasn't left behind.
>>
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>>77024494
>>
>>77024496
I got sideswiped by a moto once and it unplugged my Di2 cables from my derailleurs.. Bike was fine but I was proper fucked because I didn't have the little Shimano tool to snip them back into place
>>
>>77024512
yeah they should just let bardet gain time on them

are you retarded?
>>
>>77024504
Yeah I'm all in on either of those outcomes. Even Uran with his 11 lol. Froome or Aru would be no bueno.
>>
>>77024504
>barder deserve
don't you remember bardet won a stage because fuglkang got motorbiked?
>>
race organizers successfully destroyed the ratings of the entire TdF on stage 9
why would they make such a fucking retarded stage
>>
For real though, why can't Frenchmen win the Tour De France, they are able to easily practice on the route more than any others.
>>
too much flat
>>
retarded astana
why don't they force froome into doing all the work
>>
>>77024534
>That image
fucking kek
>>
(((((Jacob))))) betraying the good guy
>>
FROOMEWINSLOL
>>
>>77024480
>not loving the unlovable sneaky dog
>>
Impressive showing from the French riders this year
>>
>>77024516
yeah sure. but they should let froome kill himself first
>>
>>77024551
You can buy anyone.
>>
>>77024558
THEY DID IT AGAIN
>>
How the fuck is martin still able to ride?
>>
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How can one nation be so based?
>>
If Bardet gives up he could still take the sprint.
Better move.
>>
2017 WORST TDF OF ALL TIME
>>
Fucking Froome is going to win this stage, isn't he?
Life is pain.
>>
>>77024563
vroome isn't stupid enough to do all the work when he knows they all want to catch bardet
>>
Fuck Quintana desu, that's what he gets for being a passive bitch.
>>
>astana bring froome back to teh front
>froome wins the sprint and timebonus
>astana selfcucks
>>
>>77024563
Are you new to cycling?
>>
>>77024551
He doesn't want to. If all the favorites stay together for the rest of the tour he just wins.
>>
Porte ded but Bennett steaming towards the top 10. All aboard the kiwi bandwagon
>>
>>77024593
even Quinatanaana outsprints Froome
>>
>>77024547
Pressure
The next french to win the Tour will be considered as a living God
>>
>>77024546
>>77024589
get out americunts, eat your burgers silently fatfucks
>>
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Fuglsang was robbed of a stage because of a motorbike hitting him and bardet wins instead. this was in 2013 i think,
>>
>>77024584
he doesn't feel anything anymore
>>
>>77024422
He looks like a mulatto here
>>
Why would Froome be worried about Bardet the manlet?
>>
Everyone is riding for Froome hoping to get a offer of employment next year with Sky
>>
>>77024547
that would require good teamwork, and the riders who can help each other win a TdF don't like eachother (and would want to be the leader of said team)
>>
Barquil to win, digits confirm
>>
Barguil is gonna outsprint them lads. Check these dubs.
>>
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>tfw still comfy.
>>
>>77024612
ignore rude americans

I <3 europe
>>
>>77024628
>>77024629
hopefully
>>
>>77024563
why should he, Froome is the rider with the least interest to catch Bardet
if Aru/Birdsong stopped working Froome would have probably stopped too (or at least reduce his effort)
>>
motopace.exe
>>
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Imagine if we changed threads at 500. We could have had 6 (SIX) comfy threads
>>
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letourdata
(@letourdata)
Richie Porte was going at 72.5km/h when he suffered a nasty crash that ended his #TDF2017. #TDFdata
>>
>>77024422
>mfw I wreck an entire GT
>>
>>77024630
Balancing coffee on your laptop is not comfy
>>
Why did Porte have to die for this? He was the only one to launch legit attacks on the climb other than Froome. He was the only rider worthy of the Yellow Jersey
>>
>>77024602>>77024594

this is literally tactics 101 you dumb britcucks
>>
>drink on laptop

people that fix computers for a living love idiots like you
>>
I love these moments.

Aru all along.
>>
fuglsang literally had a baby before the tour.
>>
BARGAY BTFO
>>
The tour is over. Nine stages was enough. Thank you Lance Vroome. I believe in you.
>>
Poor Bardet...RIP
>>
>>77024644
heck
>>
>>77024655
*alone
>>
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>>77024644
>>
Rolling for Bardet, Barguil or Fuglsang
>>
>>77024637
Seriously people not getting cycling tactics at all is baffling
>>
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GO GET EM FULGSANG
>>
>do something against sky
>get punished by everoyne else

same shit as every year
>>
>>77024656
Is fuglsang trans else who cares
>>
>>77024646
Im exporting a video, it's working as a hotplate now.
>>
dubs and the anglo takes it home
>>
>>77024652
tactics 101 isn't going to work against 200+ iq vroome and they know it
>>
Kom så fuglsang
>>
If doobs or trippps Froome crashes before the finish and is out of the tour.
>>
>>77024654
Motherboard replacements in laptops are difficult as hell and I hate that shit.

t. person who does that.
>>
pls puncture
>>
>>77024692
you're allowed to crash during the srints
>>
>Climber sprint
HYPE
>>
barguil :^)
>>
BARGUL

HOLLLYYYYYYY FUCKKKKKKKK
>>
BARGUIL TRICKING A COLOMBIAN AGAIN
>>
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>Kirby
>>
JAKOB YOU FUCKING SHIT
>>
>NO IMAGE
>>
BARGUIL
A
R
G
U
I
L
>>
BARGUIL
>>
good guy wins
>>
bargeel
>>
NO IMAGE

N O I M A G E
>>
(((NO IMAGE)))
>>
haha

uran

what a guy
>>
BARGUIL
>>
>>77024707
I said and out of the tour. I know about getting the same time in the sprints but if he crashed and couldnt ride for the rest of the tour it's not like they are going to give him the same time as the GC winner.
>>
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Fun stage

see you in a couple days
>>
WARREN
>>
Nice stage.
>>
Why would you open that soon... Oh well.

At least it wasn't Froome or Aru.
>>
>>77024629
;)
>>
Based Barguil
>>
>froome is the only one with a timebonus

>astana tactics
>>
wtf was birdsong doing
>>
TOO SOON
>>
FUCK that was close
>>
Amazing finish
>>
Birdsong way too early

bonus seconds for Froome
>>
SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB SUNWEB
>>
B A R G U I L
A
R
G
U
I
L
>>
>THE STATE OF DANES
>STARTING THE SPRINT 500M BEFORE FINISH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAH
>>
Danes btfo
>>
>fuglmeme...
>>
based Barguil
>>
>>77024749
Astana is literally retarded
>>
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RATE THE STAGE

9/10
>>
>>77024739
y.. you too Lance
>>
>>77024744
Inevitable disappointment of Danish sport results never disappoint :d
>>
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uran with 1 (one) gear
>>
>>77024693
>Motherboard replacements
We don't even do that if there is water damage. We give it right back with a middle finger.
>>
M A D M A N
A
D
M
A
N

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nHHa2Q0ZUg
>>
>>77024768
10/10
>>
frenchies confirmed to be /goodguys/
>>
Birdsong what the actual fuck was that
>>
Goddamn I wanted Uran to win on a fixie, what a LEGEND
>>
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ffs fuglsang
>>
>>77024768
2/10 first 140km
9/10 last 40km
>>
Demare just started Mont Chat
>>
>polka dot podium girl recording

Fucking whore
>>
Man like Barguil
>>
> the country of Alberto
>>
EUROPE WINS AGAIN

ANGLOS DEAD ON THE ROAD
>>
>>77024768
9/10
>>
uran win
>>
>This crying bitch nigga
>>
>>77024768
heartattack/10
>>
>its a cyclist cries like a bitch after winning stage
>>
/URAN/
>>
Fuck off Bennett.
>>
>>77024719
what did that madman say now?
>>
Fuck
>>
U R A N
R
A
N
>>
OH SHIT URAN
>>
JUST
>>
HOLY SHIT URAN WON
>>
>>77024796
>still in yellow
>>
URAN
R
A
N
>>
FRANCE BTFO
>>
o fuk URAN won it
>>
well fug
>>
LMAO
>>
L M A O
M
A
O

URANURAN
>>
ITS ACTUALLY URAN WHO WON
FRENCH BTFO
>>
>france
>>
lol barguil
>>
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cucked
>>
URAN FUCKING WON
>>
URAN
R
A
N
>>
Holy shit, Warren will cry
>>
>dan martin gets wiped out at 70kph
>still finishes before cuntador
>>
BARGUIL BTFO
>>
WHO HAS WON
>>
LMAO FRENCHIES CHEATING AGAIN
>>
WHAT THE FUCK

URAN

WHAT THE FUCK

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
>>77024796

NOT SO FAST!
>>
URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN

THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN DID IT ON A FIXIE
>>
oh fuck
>>
URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN URAN
>>
AHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAHAA
>>
URAN.
Cry moar Barguil
>>
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FUCK OFF URAN
>>
Froome is going to win it.
>>
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FRANCE BLOWN THE FUCK OUT HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
>>
Uran uran
>>
FRENCHIES BTFO

URAN URAN WINS IT
>>
Lel it was actually Uran
>>
>france
>>
URAN LMAO
>>
>BARGUILL

BTFO
>>
URAN THE THIEF
>>
ABORT FRENCH CELEBRATIONS
Uran won
>>
URAN
>>
>the municipality of Barguil
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHA FRENCHIES BTFO
>>
FROGS BTFO
>>
>>77024546
Madman stages are the essence of the Tour de France ever since the days of the Assassin.

URAN URAN URAN URAN
>>
>>77024768
11/10
>>
JUST NOT FAIR
>>
What? Now I'm sad, barguil was so happy :(
>>
>>77024796
>:O
>>
>barguilasson hagen
>>
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>Tour de Froome wins lol
>>
Uran wins? top kek
>>
Uran Uran Uran
>>
BARGAY BTFO
>>
URAN TAKES IT AHAH
BARGUIL BTFO
>>
>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>
oh fuck barguil must be considering sudoku now
>>
URAN WITH ONE GEAR THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>
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>france
>>
>All day in front
>Get cucked by 1 inch by a wheel sucker

Poor guy
>>
FRANCE KEKED
>>
>4s of bonus from vroome
>>
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R I G O B E R T O
>>
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YOU MADE HIM CRY
>>
>uran winning with a defect
birdsong what are you doing
>>
polka dot jersey anyway
>>
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Good stage lads.
>>
>>77024776
based fucking dutch
>>
>Rigo
>>
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
QUINTANA ATTACKING!
>>
RIGOLBART

multiple penises entering every french anus
>>
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HAHAHA FRANCE
>>
URAN /OUR/ GUY AHHA
>>
Barguil
T
F
O
>>
THIS IS FAKE RESULTS

SAD
>>
FUCKING

M
A
D
M
A
N

WHO NEEDS FUCKING GEARS? LEGEND
>>
>>77024912
OH FUCK I MISSED IT
>>
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CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO CAN'T RIG THE RIGO
>>
>>77024891
>single speed fags

Truly the alphas
>>
>>77024863
what the fuck are you on

his bike was fucked and he still won

fucking animal
>>
The tour is over now? Is there anyone that can compete for first anymore or is it all foome?
>>
Memes abound

>>77024877
yeah feelsbadman
>>
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URAN'd
>>
>fuglsang & aru working for froome
>froome get 4 sec timebonus

confirmed retards
>>
>FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA >FRANCE BTFO HAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
lads
literally went away for 5 minutes at 20 something km's to go and just got back and it's over

what the fuck
>>
I hope they show Barguil being told he hasnt won
>>
>MUH FRANCE IS CHEATING!!! THEY WILL MAKE BARGUIL WIN! (((NO IMAGE)))

REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>
I hope they go back to the feed of him crying
>>
>>77024919
STFU
>>
The colombian commentator is having an orgasm over here
>>
>>77024927
the gc was over before it began

there's always things to watch out for during the tour
>>
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>>77024942
We see it on French tv
He cry and interrupt the interview
>>
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>>77024931
You can't rustle the bones of the Skeleton king.
>>
>>77024942
He was live interviewed by French TV. They let him go as he was about to cry
>>
What is this (((no image))) meme?
>>
>>77024934
That doesn't seem clever.
>>
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>>77024933
>Denmark
Fuglsang gave 4 seconds to Vroome, does he want to go to Sky next year?
>>
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>THIS FUCKING STAGE
>>
Fuglkang only one who can touch froome. everybody else is a meme.
>>
So sad to see a Latino animal winning. Would've felt less humiliated if it has been a nigger
>>
>>77024898
is he white?
>>
>>77024954
>>77024952

I require a webm of this moment

URAN'd
>>
this hipster beats you in sprint with his fixie. wat do?
>>
>>77024959
the screen showed that for a few seconds
>>
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commentators had to tell Barguil he lost in live during interview
>>
How the FUCK did Dan Martin crash at 75kmph

TWICE

and then get up and complete the race?
>>
Post >yfw you aren't French
>>
>>77024977
no fuck you ameridumb
>>
>>77024959
Right as they went over the line, the screen immediately went blank with the words "NO IMAGE" displayed on it. It seems it occurred internationally as well
>>
>>77024959
The screen went black and poped up saying (no image) just after they crossed the line
>>
someone post about Contador and the Dauphine
>>
>>77024954
>>77024952
Brutal. I hope he wins a stage later in the tour. Will be rooting for him any given chance.
>>
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good stage lads
>>
>>77024967
another victory for the British Empire
>>
Literally i think Uran is thicc in the pants.
>>
>>77024974
ye that sweet sweet sprint that was miscalculated with 300m
I'm sure Froome is shaking
>>
well that was fuckin s p i c y lads
>>
Lance Froome wins again! Nobody saw that coming! What a great day for the sport!

WEW
E
W
>>
>>77024975
>implying french people isn't latino
>>
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Fuglsang is the heaviest of all the climbers, how the fuck can he destroy these twins in a sprint
>>
>Uran used to be a top tier sprinter
>Is now a GC contender

How the fuck?
>>
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>>77024975
>>
Where all the american teams at?
>>
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>>77024987
>>
Can a friendly dago please translate this interview
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You now remember the LOLtour of 2006
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>>77024986

He had used Porte as a crash mat
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Good victory for Uran anyway. His bike was broken but he did it. Madman. Hopefully Barguil will win one day.
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>there is people, right now, in this thread, who claim that /tdf/ is not the GOAT tour

Fuck these stupids contrarians
>>
>FROOME GOT A 4S BONUS

LITERALLY UNBEATABLE
>>
Wtf I love paisas now
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Now he's really got something to cry about

HAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77025018
Sky is a morphed american team.
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>>77025024
No such thing.
>>
>>77025018
cannondale just won the stage
>>
Barguil is /myguy/
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>>77025018
cannondale, bmc and trek.
>>
Froome 18 FUCKING SECONDS IN THE LEAD

Why does the rest of the world even try?

>>77025018
They can't win now that they have better doping tests.
>>
>>77024975
Why are you so upset?
>>
>>77024952
>>77024954
TOUR DE FEELS.
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>>77024975
Ok >>/pol/
>>
>>77025018
OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D
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What a 10/10 weekend of dopewheel this was
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>>77025012
>Barguil
>From Brittany
>Latino
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>>77025016
>Uran used to be a top tier sprinter
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>>77025045
glad a Dutch can be sorry for the frenchman
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demare updates?
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perro caca
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>>77024768
12/10 but still a feelsbadman
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>>77025052
>WHEELS ARE MORE ROUND THAN OURS
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>>77024975
Get out of here Barguil
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HE WON ON A FUCKING FIXIE

#BLESSED
>>
>>77025018

Winning the stage.
>>
>>77025066
About to start today's race
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>>77025043
>>77025047
>>77025012
>>77025017
This is a European thread, please leave
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>>77025062
>a Dutch can be sorry
Wat?
What does that even mean?
>>
>>77025079
shhhh Jakob
>>
>>77025069
punch him
>>
>>77025069
Release a dog and it'll attack Froomey hoping to get a juicy bone
>>
QUINTANA ATTACK!!!!!
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>THIS TRIGGERS FROGS
I'm sad Fuglkand didn't win but froguil getting btfo makes it all better.
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>>77025085
yet a columbian won it
LMAO stay mad surrenderfaggot go prep so refugee bull
>>
Imma go tell /n/ that fixies are the unironic future of road racing.
>>
>>77025085
>mfw insane frog butthurt

And don't forget Lemond either, faggot.
>>
>"Porte was conscious and talking clearly"

Good news at least.
>>
There is no way Uran is 30.
>>
>>77025098
spent all that Sky money on new teeth
>>
that was a fucking awesome stage
>>
>>77025100
This is a comfy thread. Please stay comfy.

>vitapro commercial plays
>>
>>77025085
Give French Guyana to Brazil and move out from South America
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>>77025085
but im 25% italian and 12.5% irish
>>
I feel so bad for Warren, holy shit

he's been shit for two years, the butt of the jokes in France with his shitty voice and meme attacks, and now he finally uncucks himself and he gets this heartbreak

At least there's the polka dot jersey
>>
>>77025069

Stay up all night outside their hotel playing music
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>>77025101
He still had 2 gears and brakes. More than a fixie.
>>
>>77025085
Kick the immigrants out of your country first
>>
>>77025079
>being this butthurt
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>>77025071
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>>77025111
he's like Quintana's grandpa
>>
>>77025008
the others should just ride faster
>>
HERE COMES SARKOZY
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>>77025118
Why? It's a shithole ......
>>
>>77025066
the big bang just happened
>>
2700 posts in two threads

What a day lads
>>
the fuck is this Froome telling Aru to slow

fuck you Froome
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BEST
STAGE
SO
FAR
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>Sarkozy
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>>77025134
10/10
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>>77025129
implying the 34-11 option even remotely counts
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>>77024796
>Being this pathetic
France has no shame
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>>77025147
I think we can pat ourselves on the shoulder on that job well done
>>
>>77025123
Our american friends are always welcome
>>
>>77025118
I would give French Guyana anytime.
We pay BILLIONS to sustain these animals, you know

#77025100
#77025106
#77025123
no (you) for dumb amerilards

>>77025130
good idea, you take them?
>>
from SBS News

Race Doctor
"Richie was concious and talking after the accident, he is OK and has been taken to the hospital for observation etc"
also
"He was braking to avoid the rider in front"
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>>77025124
what's wrong with his voice?
>>
What would you like to happen in the next stage?
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>Dan Martin cracking jokes on the roller with the press after the stage
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>>77025069
Stab him in the kneecap or soemthing. I don't even hate him for being good or sky for doninatjng... I just want the to be able to enjoy the tour again
>>
>>77025111
>>77025136

lel, was thinking the same
But this is what cycling does to you
>>
>>77025138
>>77025152
Who
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Tour de merde.
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>>77025156
Quintana a shit
>>
>FLOOGSLANG
I'm not even mad at Juan. why learn his name really..
>>
>>77025179
Why are the British special forces unit the Special Boat Service commenting on French bicycle races?
>>
>>77025183
voice of a permavirgin

it's endearing when he's good like today but when he's shit and makes excuses with that voice it' laughable
>>
>>77025069
Throw your piss on him then run before you get BTFO
>>
Uran has a nice face. Very punchable. We need to Allahu Akbar him within the next two weeks
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>>77025195
This cunt
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>>77025186
Demare winning to russell /tdf/'s jimmies
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Dat reaction https://streamable.com/ba4xw
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>>77025186
Team Sky to get Festina'd and get thrown out of the Tour
>>
>Manletano Uran
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>>77025231
ajksjkajsakjakaj noooooo frenchie BTFO
>>
Poor Quintana
Without Valverde
Nobody else to help him in mountains
Already 2 minutes behind Froome after 1st week
>>
>>77025231
GO FUCK YOURSELF
THIS IS NOT FUNNY
Your cyclist fucking choke so shut up
>>
>>77025186
>What would you like to happen in the next stage?
Same thing I want for every stage. Entertaining racing, brave attacks, a close finish, etc.
>>
>>77025231
oof

right in the feels
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>most of the riders battling the time limit right now
>only one Dutchman is over the finish
The ride is not over yet.
>>
I hate Americans a little more each day
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I'm working on this so it's not complete. but here is the podium /cuties/ list.
--cuties general--
https://www.instagram.com/podiumgirlscycling/
https://www.instagram.com/letour_hotesses/
https://www.instagram.com/prixantargaz/
--Yellow jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/jessica_mll/
https://www.instagram.com/mariealexie13/
https://www.instagram.com/laurence_galon/
--Green jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/mcarmen29/
https://www.instagram.com/calymecha/
--Climber cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/melaniecrg/
https://www.instagram.com/marierachelcastel/
https://www.instagram.com/sabrinadutranois/
https://www.instagram.com/cariiis/
--Attacking rider cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/lizouute/
https://www.instagram.com/oceanepagenotoff/
https://www.instagram.com/prysc_cm/
--Youth jersey cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/nounhette/
https://www.instagram.com/maria_rose_lfn/
https://www.instagram.com/sev_gonnet/
--Stage winner cuties--
https://www.instagram.com/andreavannier/
https://www.instagram.com/estellevgn/
>>
Tv2 with some great camera work there. Zooming in on the bmc ladys ass
>>
>>77025024
Go to school you dumb ass
>>
>>77025270
I like your autism. Thank you for comforting us.
>>
>>77025270
That's just creepy dude
>>
>>77025231
delete this senpai
>>
>>77025270
No ones cares fucking virgin
>>
If you eat Richie Porte you'll be getting some of your 5 a day because HE'S A VEGETABLE
>>
>>77025275
>13 minutes to send a reply

fucking latinos
>>
>>77025266
inb4 """""""special exemptions"""""""""" like with that murderous Vuelta stage last year that saved 70 riders from going home
>>
>>77025231
heheh
FrenchTV at its finest
>>
Fuglsang and Aru can't into teammates. Muh "dual leaders", having two leaders = not winning once
>>
>>77025272
screenshot or gtfo
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>Demare will finish the stage before Thomas and Porte
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>>77024768
10/10 good end to tour see you guys next year
>>
>>77025291
Köchlism is alive
>>
>>77025283
>fucking virgin
pick one
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>>77025231
lel
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>>77025270
This is haram, bro
>>
>>77025293
... and Sagan
>>
So is Quintana ever going to win the tour ever?
>>
Froome speaks French very well. Classy man. Unlike this filthy, stinky, disgusting Colombian piece of trash subhuman.
>>
>>77024768
i wish Porte didn't crash / 10
>>
>>77025270
I'd prefer female cyclists over podium girls tbqh
There are quite a few hot ones.
>>
>>77025270
This is important.

>captcha: whiting rd
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>>77025324
He did the Giro, no way he could win this year.
>>
>>77025337
This
>>
>froome thank fuglsang for chasing bardet on french TV
>>
big group just came in. no demare yet.
>>
>>77025270
you are a good person doing good things. Keep it up
>>
>>77025334
I dont give a fuck about Porte, Im pissed that Dan Martin got his chances crushed

Martin looked in better form than Porte
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>>77025324
lelno
2015 was his best chance, Froome was literally dying by the last day but meme boy attacked too late.
pic related, it's Froome who won but looked like shit
>>
>>77025275
>Implying we have schools
>>
>>77024950
who, Sabato?
>>
>>77025330
>Froome speaks French very well.
Of course. Like every successful "British" athlete, he moves to Monaco as soon as he can.
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>>77025359

Demare was 40 minutes back over an hour and a half ago.
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i really wish ARUUUU would win the Tour but i don't see it happening except if Fuglsang starts cooperating, but he'll ride for himself. Fucking Astana get your shit together.
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>>77025291
Aru was totally empty. Jakob was a bit too eager, but Uran will beat him in a sprint almost every time.
>>
>>77025359
It's been only 25 minutes since the finish
>>
where is Demare?
>>
>>77025259
It's a flat stage.
>>
>>77025386
I was thinking more to Fugslang attacking from the group on the mont du chat climb
>>
>>77025385
If there is one thing worse than an American, it is certainly a Latino. And if there is something worse than a Latino, it is an Italian scum.
>>
Birdsong interview about the sprint: Thought Aru was going to follow/counter the sprint.
>>
>>77025270
grazie famiglia
>>
>>77025406
he's just left Dusseldorf
>>
>>77025270
>tfw all them are whores
>>
>>77025147
The race was decent but this second thread was not comfy at all.

Bring back spring classics
>>
>>77025352
Fuglsang at Sky next year ;_;
>>
>>77025406
kill
>>
>>77025411
That was an excellent move though. They played it well today.
>>
Barguil already beat the same Uran four years ago. Fair revenge with a damaged bike.
>>
Holy hell, Uran looks like he's 50.
>>
>>77025385
Jakob is riding better though. Aru should cooperate.
>>
>>77025413
lovely opinion man
Italy>France in cycling
>>
>>77025422
What were you expecting?
Only Marion is pure
>>
Vaughters bullshitting on NBC right now
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Who here doesn't feel bad for the frog?
>>
>>77025447
OK. I never liked cycling anyway.
>>
sutterlin could not look more german
>>
>>77025411
That's textbook. What are you on about?

>>77025425
Already signed with Astana for the next 2 years.
>>
>>77025438
thats what happens when you oxidize your body 6 hours a day and don't take HGH
>>
>>77025456
he will win the jersey with the power of sunweb magic
>>
>>77025456
Nice meme
>>
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>>77025445
depends what you mean by better, because Fuglo is behind Aru in GC
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>falls off his bike but it doesnt matter because he stops an escape just by existing
>later cucks a group of all other favourites by his mere presence
>makes everyone ride for him
>grabs bonus seconds at the end anyway

Ngl Fuglsang was impressive and I'm not even mad he killed Bardets escape but goddamn is everyone just so scared of the skeleton king?
>>
>>77025385
reminder that Aru cost a sure win by chasing Fuglsang and dragging everybody with him
>>
why are so many frenchies mad in this thread or is it just one turbo autist?
>>
>>77025330
he's so rich he can hire the best French teacher
>>
Quintana's Giro-Tour double is looking in a big of trouble.
>>
>+39:58 is the limit
Welp, Demare is fucked
Hopefully since he is french they will let him ride anyway
>>
>>77025502
don't worry he will get a car ride

>>77025493
based Froomy
>>
What is the longest bicycle ride any of you have done in 1 day?

64 miles here.
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>>77025488
Even though Aru fucked Jakob a bit they're still friends on Astana. good to see.
>>
>>77025496
Valverde out early is the problem in TdF. In GdI, nobody has imagined Dumoulin having good performance in climbings.
>>
>>77025493
at school my french teacher was belgian
>>
>>77025517
100km. Same, basically.
>>
>>77025491
There is this mad /pol/tard
>>
so NQ is out right? like there's literally no way he can win the tour, right?
>>
>>77025526
what is he now?
>>
>>77025526
Some Belgians don't have any accent
I noticed that they dubbed many cartoons I used to watch when I was younger
fucking job stealers

>>77025491
get out we said
>>
>>77025517
110km with mountain climb.
>>
>>77025526
I'm pretty sure you got a second grade product there. Ouch.
>>
>>77025517
Made a 100km ride last friday in mountain bike
>>
>>77025539
Crazy thing happen, but it would be a surprise if the 8 riders ahead of him right now all collapse or crash.
>>
Well, Kittel won't make the cut...
>>
>Porte dies as a direct result of being a good sportsman

really makes you think
>>
>>77025557
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
>>
>>77025517
maybe 5km? I don't like cycling
>>
>>77025557

post yfw a literaly who wins the points classification
>>
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looks like still about 40 to come in (unless i missed a group)
>>
>>77025569
matthews certainly makes the cut though
>>
>>77025522
Jakob needs to lose some weight tbf
>>
>>77025517
400km
Randoneur event.
>>
>>77025502
Where are you seeing the time cuts?
>>
>>77025517
162 km
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>>77025569
Hey it's me your green yersey
>>
>>77025557
I think he made it with +37:30
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>>77025569
>Bouhanni
>>
>>77025539
>Still 2 weeks until the end
>"Nairo is already fucked lads"
>>
>le philosopher on Eurosport

based Martin
>>
Aru can't into tactics. When will he learn?

Is he dumb, or selfish?
>>
>>77025517
220km
>>
>>77025410
>It's a flat stage.
There are no attacks on a flat stage? No entertaining racing? No close finishes?
>>
>>77025517
90 km while carrying stuff for two weeks of vacation
>>
>Arnaud Demare and his three helpers are still 15:00 to the finish.

What a waste
>>
is grieplel alive, I've lost track
>>
>>77025614
just italian
>>
>>77025569
matthews gives 3 times money back right now
>>
>>77025599
It looks like the Giro fucked him
>>
>>77025620
Try to use your brain for once
>>
>>77025626
Italians are usually good in tactics.
At least they were in the good old days.
>>
>>77025626
Both, then? :)
>>
>>77025483
>is everyone just so scared of the skeleton king?

Yes, yes they are. They know they can't beat Skellington and Team SkySPS and they don't want to lose a podium place trying.
>>
>>77025557
not true

greipel and kittel made the cut according to ARD
>>
>>77025614
He is the anti-thesis of Quintana. Wherever he is he must also attack, even if his teammate is 20 seconds ahead.
>>
>>77025517
166km
>>
Aru was an issue for Nibali aswell. Aru is a well known backstabber.
>>
>>77025517
The Boston 400km this June. Doing the 600k event this Saturday.
>>
When was the last GT a single team placed two riders on the overall podium?
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>>77025628
I got on at 9/1 - too many flat stages though I think
>>
>>77025517
120 kms with 1km of altitude difference, in very shitty mountain bike and making a couple of stops.
>>
> The real origins of the name are thought to trace back to the 1st or 2nd century AD, when it was named 'Vintur' after a Gaulish god of the summits, or 'Ven-Top', meaning "snowy peak" in the ancient Gallic language. In the 10th century, the names Mons Ventosus and Mons Ventorius appear.

Ventoux is literally named "Mountain Mountain". Are French people even trying?
>>
>>77025677
Good news everyone! Looking forward to see Demare out of the race
>>
>>77025691
2015 giro: Aru + Landa
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>>77025683
wasnt it the same with landa and aru when landa was still on astana?
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>>77025713
rude
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at least sprint finishes will be safe again
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>>77025712
Vent means Wind, and there's a lot of wind at the top, so I assumed that was it
>>
>>77025712
I thought Ventoux meant "ventoso" in Spanish (windy).
>>
>>77025723
That moment when in your moment of failure, you murder several of your team mates.
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>>77025718
2015 tour, quintana and valverde
>>
>>77025517
135
>>
now kittels only competition for greejn jersey is matthews
>>
>>77025725
>>77025729
I guess it's kind of both. Just thought it was funny. IIRC there's a hill in England that is just called hill repeated 3 times in various ancient languages/dialects.
>>
>>77025719
Yes. Astana is like that as a team. It's old school with no team building so the good riders create clicks. Aru was close to Tiralongo. Fuglsang obviously brought Valgren, Breschel and Hansen over. so on..
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>>77025738
>i know remember Quintana
>>
>>77025723
putain de demeurés chez la FDJ, ils ont oublié qu'il y avait 3 semaines de course ou quoi ?
>>
Because demare is their golden boy and they are dumb as fuck
>>
>https://twitter.com/Eurosport_IT/status/884054736109920257

FROOME ABOUT TO GET DQ'd
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>>77025781
>putain de demeurés chez la FDJ, ils ont oublié qu'il y avait 3 semaines de course ou quoi ?

Hvad siger den?
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>>77025791
damn thats not very friendly
>>
>>77025791
200 CHF fine at worst.
>>
>>77025792
forpulede opholdt med FDJ, de glemte, at der var 3 uger af race eller hvad?
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>>77025791
Based Froome
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>>77025778
the tour of that year was especially easy to forget
>>
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This my favorite Tour cutie right now.
https://www.instagram.com/lizouute/
Her sister is also a presenter. I think for the stage win.
>>
>the bottom of the Mont du Chat, my gears stopped working and I had to change bikes. Richie was quite instrumental in slowing that group down, saying this is not the time to attack the leader of the race, so thanks to Richie and I hope he makes a speedy recovery.

richie porte, forever froomes domestique
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>>77025828
Is she a combativité qt?
>>
>>77025712
there are lots of tautological place names. theres a famous one in England called Torpenhow which means Hill-Hill-Hill in various languages. I live near the River Avon which means River River
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>>77025791
snek deserves it, nobody will cry for him
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>>77025791
>FROOME ABOUT TO GET DQ'd
Brits don't get DQ'd until they stop pouring millions into the race.
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>>77025817
The most boring one if have seen. Definitly since Lance days. Paris-Nice was better that year.
>>
Flat stages to come. No more dumb Americans, comfy countryside and landscapes, only one thread. I can't wait.
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>>77025852
Italians can fake crying very efficiently.
>>
>>77025845
Yes. Combat cuties are the best cuties.
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>>77025858
>lance era tdf
>boring
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>>77025880
Some years were boring. I'm not just blaming Lance.
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>>77025897
which ones?

you won't find stages on youtube with over a million views outside of lance era epic stages
>>
Well, that's it for Demare.
https://twitter.com/LeTour/status/884082201889038336
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>>77025919
french tactics
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>>77025915
You can't be seirous.
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>>77025919
Good
>>
>>77025915
He didn't do that every year. 1 or two years he only won a TT. and there were a year were there were 0 attacks on him.
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>>77025919
ripip my fantasy team
>>
>>77025919
>wasting two teammates because you're a cunt
>>
>>77025951
you answer shows you have no clue what you are talking about
>>
>>77025951
https://youtu.be/t0hK1wyrrAU?t=22
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>>77025971
I feel really bad for them. Demare should have surrendered like the proud Frenchman he is
>>
>>77025956
ok name ONE year where they're were 'no attacks on him'

I dare you

name ONE
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>>77025971
>>77025982
3.
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>>77025997
literally nothing happened in the GC this year.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2005_Tour_de_France
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>>77026045
Man, now I remember Michael Rasmussen. Very entertaining rider. His battles in 2007 with Contador were very memorable.
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>>77026045
>young riders
>contador +44minutes
and then the drugs came in
>>
>>77026114
most of that youth classification has been caught.
>>
>>77026045
Only legitimate wearer of the Yellow Jersey and therefore the rightful winner of the tour: Jens Voigt.
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>>77026150
i agree
based jensie
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>>77026150
It's funny trying to guess who is the best placed clean rider.
124th voeckler. dindu?
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demare actually took 3 teammates down with him lmao
FDJ absoutely destroyed
>>
>>77026150
>>77026175
Jens was closing down on Rasmussen together with >Muh-råw
let's be honest bois.. jensie was on the gear.
>>
>>77026093
2007 was quite a ride for us danes
>>
> Guarnieri, Konovalovas, Delage, Démare and Renshaw arrived after the time limit, however, for their exceptional combativity Delage and Démare have both been autorized to ride on tuesday

BASED UCI
>>
>>77026287
I guess it was fair that clean contador won..
>>
>>77026296
Wait what?
Combativity is sacrificing 2 team mates from the start?

Are you fucking serious?
>>
>>77026296
>clean sport
>>
>>77025517
Almost 190km. Solo.
>>
>>77026296
based? you mean cowardly
>>
>>77026296
Bait. But i had to check because it's UCI.
>>
>>77026296
What the fuck. Source on that please.
>>
>>77026296
And the others can go fuck themselves?

Someone called it.
>>77025286
>>
>>77026296
Débarres
>>
>>77026296
>medium rare kek
>>
>>77026296
This is dumb, "we only enforce the rules when we feel like it" well what's the point of having rules then?
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>>77026296
>>
>>77026395
It was a joke m8.
>>
any news on porte?
>>
>>77026323
>>77026328
>>77026346
>>77026367
>>77026373
>>77026386
>>77026391
>>77026394
>>77026395
>>77026396

All these friends gobbling up the bait
>>
>>77026435
conscious, taking exams
>>
>>77026449
I really can't tell anymore. Next you are going to tell me that Froome won the tour again , and only needed nine stages. Because of no doping.
>>
Guys I think we're losing sight of the fact that >Pinot lost 27 minutes today.
>>
>>77026500
He isn't a GC contender.
>>
>>77026449
>>77026478
Remember in the Vuelta were several teams had their entire team or close to it in the group behind but refused to ride at all. then they came in way behind the time limit and then they got reinstated even though it was a short and relatively easy stage with no bad weather.
They literally got in because enough teams said "fuck it".
>>
>>77026500
He was trying for the lolka dots. He is literally the new Barguil.
>>
>>77026477
damn did he even study for those?
>>
>>77026524
I was so angry. Even worse, the next day there was a significant advantage for those teams. Fuming.
>>
>>77026546
Picking up your teeth while having a concussion takes some skill.
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>>77025310

excellent image and flag combo. EXCELLENT
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I would attack everyday if i was in the tour. just to get cutie kiss
>>
>>77026567
Yes! Sky was trying to get back. but then when it was obvious they wasn't going to get back they asked for help and the other teams just relied on not getting kicked out. And then the next day they sat and pulled on the front. I think there were one or two stage winners from that group aswell.
>>
>75 KONOVALOVAS Ignatas FDJ outside the time limit
>74 GUARNIERI Jacopo FDJ outside the time limit
>73 DELAGE Mickaël FDJ outside the time limit
>71 DEMARE Arnaud FDJ outside the time limit

>la Française des Jeux
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based boy Kittel after todays stage

now imagine how demare must have looked.


not exhausted at all because he was slowly cruing along taking in the scenery
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Trenrin and orther Sagan are also out
>>
>>77026798
he just wanted to go home to his brother
>>
>>77026765
ils ont joué, ils ont perdu
>>
Why is France so racist and Islamophobic? It's 2017 and there are literally no Muslims or people of color in the crowd.
>>
Is there even a whiter sport than professional cycling?
>>
>>77026973
They aren't interested, they prefer other sports like raping your girls or stealing smartphones on the streets.
>>
>>77026973
That's the beauty of this sport. Are there white people watching basketball in the USA?
>>
>>77027022
Hockey.
>>
>>77027022
Winter sports.
>>
>>77027063
True that. Winter olympics very soon, too bad I can't travel to Korea next year.
>>
>>77026796

>I should have become an accountant
>>
>gesink
>>
>>77027163
>those pencil legs
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>>77027022
soon
>>
>>77027197
Who did he steal it from?
>>
>>77027197
photo taken by ronnie pickering's brother?
>>
>>77027022
Anything with horses.
>>
>>77027247
horse racing is filled with manlet latinos
>>
>>77027331
>manlet latinos
that's a little redundant, isn't it?
>>
>>77027370
Racist.
>>
>>77027438
But true.
>>
>>77027047
the arenas are almost entirely white

and chinks if it's in Oakland
>>
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So mad
>>
>>77027585
I fucking love this man
>>
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>>77027585
the couple that is no more

mad uncle oleg is mad
>>
>>77027585
Oh shit.
>>
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>>77027585
>>
>>77027585
He only hates him because contador didn't want to party and get drunk. He still loves 2agan even though he was the one that broke his budget.
>>
>>77027804
lmao
>>
>>77027804
worse than google translate
>>
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>>77027916
I love when Russians speak English. They trigger so many leftists.
>>
>>77027955
>there is an alternate timeline where Trump and Tinkoff are both presidents of their country
>>
>>77027972
and dont forget that contador also lost a minute in that timeline
>>
>>77027972
>a timeline where tinkoff bailed out the tour de trump and it is now the 4th grand tour in the year
>>
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>>77027972
What a nice world it would be.

>>77028001
kek, he's really bullying him this is hilarious
so many triggered spaniards as well
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>>77027972
>Barguil was beaten on the line by Linus Gerdeman (who's in yellow).
>>
>>77028031
>when you look for shit you eat that shit
literally a danish proverb.
>>
>>77028131
wat?
>>
>>77028247
nææh du lede æfter skiid, skiid du skald æde
>>
Are you ready to witness Froome in shambles after losing his two main domestiques.

>>77028292
Never ever heard anything even remotely like it.
>>
>>77028304
Thats because im fucking with you.
>>
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>>77028292
>>nææh

That word just makes no sense whatsoever
>>
>>77028326
wow rude
>>
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So who will get the last kiss?
>>
>>77028442
skywinslol
>>
>UPDATE: @richie_porte suffered a fractured right clavicle and pelvis in his #TDF2017 crash.
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>>77028659
The aussies are trying to claim it was all Aru's fault lol
>>
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>>77028659
>>
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The fix is in
>>
>Demare pulls off a dangerous move and doesn't get penalized
>Judges kick Sagan out for something far less dangerous seemingly in hopes that Demare can win Green without Sagan or Cav in the race
>Demare can't even handle based Germany
>Demare misses the time cut and takes THREE teammates with him

Hilarious.
>>
>>77029108
:pppp
>>
Funny how Froome so often has mechanicals at a time when it is natural to attack. Really activates your grey matter.
>>
>>77029255

Every single one of our commentators said that the attack was a perfectly fine move, reason being you are on the penultimate climb of the hardest stage in the race. You can't just sit back and waste 1-2k of the climb waiting for the tour leader to get back and crush you with his team again.

Just a waste of time and road, sucks but you are responsible for your gear.
>>
>>77029363
>Every single one of our commentators
>Flag

Interesting opinion.
>>
>>77029385

>Flag

Yes we know you're ok with everyone surrendering to Froome.
>>
>>77029363
Kinda my thoughts as well. They're halfway up the final climb. It's pretty much THE spot to attack. They shouldn't just have to go "oh well, guess we'll just hold hands all the way to the top then", pretty much wasting an entire stage because Froome gets ANOTHER convenient mechanical.
>>
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I don't really have some witty remark or context for this meme. I did this purely because i'm bored.
>>
>>77029363
>>77029488
Also it's a fucking race. Choosing equipment that can hold together for an entire 200 km stage should be part of the preparation. If you get shitty equipment and they fail at crucial moments then you should pay the price and lose time as others attack on you when you struggle.
>>
>>77029649
What's next? waiting for someone to take a shit?
>>
>>77029668
I am/was super pro-Tom, and they really shouldn't have, and in fact they only did for a little while.
>>
>>77026045
>2005
>nothing happened
HAHAHAHAHAHA

>Jan
>Pereiro
>Valverde stealing a stage from Lance
>Vinokurov on max juice
>Rassmussen super skelly
>>
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>>77029747
>4 hours later
I feel sad for you. I'm not even gonna shitpost.
>>
>>77029668

That was another point touched on, where do you draw the line on what to wait on?

What about Dan Martin? No one waited for him.
>>
>>77029939
imo you should only wait when its in a place were you otherwise wouldn't loose time. fx if somebody falls with 50 km of a flat stage its a bit lame to start pacing. I think they feel pressured when it's a big rider. Look at how people treated Cavendish when Sagan got DQ'ed. When Quintana won the Giro there were complains about a situation there so maybe he felt sensitive to that. It's very close and personal when they ride a GT.
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