/rug/ - Good Guys of NZ Rugby™ Edition

Gentle reminder I could heem everyone here

landers

B L U E S

>>77015130
>poozillian pooshitzu
KEK

Nice meme

Reminder that if gentlepeen met a kiwi irl he'd be unable to make eye contact.

>>77015204
He's going to cower under the table in tokyo when I walk in to the meet up

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Reminder not to shit up another thread.
Mitre10: who's your team lads?

>>77015200
>not learning BJJ
enjoy getting heemed

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Forgot this.

>>77015223
goatago/tasman

>>77015231
Looks like Blues are getting shafted by the fucked conf system again

>>77015223
Based of Plenty

>>77015231
Force have 5 times as many wins as the Rebels but will still probably get kicked out

>>77015159
Round 18, I beg your pardon.

>>77015269
Kings have won 5 of the last 7, and have beaten the Bulls, Sharks and Jaguares.
>get kicked out

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>cheetos
RIP

Captain Kirk's about to fuck Wonder Woman lads.

>>77015248

They hate us cause they ain't us.

How many Kiwi lasses were hospitalised last night?

>>77015400
Haha yeah good one mate.

*pisses on you*

>>77015400
I heard the vibrations from the beatings cause Crushedcurch to fall apart again

>>77015400
>taking your wife to hospital
haha good one mate

>>77015400
>>77015422


Haha salt amirite? Have an upboat from me.

>>77015501
thanks lad
But I think we're all seething a little bit after the draw and that ref

>>77015737

but the ref was correct mate :)

>>77015737
Are French refs the reason rugby is dying up north?
I wouldn't find rugby enjoyable if all I got was that shit all season long

>>77015802
It's dying in club level despite all the money
It's dying at national level cause of the shit coach and his tactics/playing style
>>77015772
Maybe on that call but the frog refs have atrocious
I'd still be seething over a draw if the refs were decent

>>77015223
Loins. Going to be yet another fun season.

Might make a booking at the French Cafe so I can yell at the staff

might finally be going back to the gym tomorrow lads

yipeeeeee

>>77016362
that's strange i'm joining a new gym tomorrow as well
are you me?

>>77016412
starting back at same gym, just been out for months because of an injury lad

keen to get back into it?

Somebody spot me

>>77016577
When seething saffa spots you, you're getting your ass beaten son.

Feel sorry for the Aussies and Saffers who are going to have to bear the brunt of Kiwi frustration in TRC. They will know what it's like to be a Kiwi wife, poor fuckers :(

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>>77016615

>>77016615
I wouldn't trust him to spot me. His little arms cant comprehend the tin I'm throwing around

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>>77016778

>>77016778
watch out m8 hes coming to get you after hes done with your mum

>>77016849
Well played

>>77016858
thanks

>>77016463
Yes, I have a group of mates now to motivate and spot me, which have always been my biggest hurdles

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Aotearoan wives need to be saved. Where's UN Security Council to approve an international mission to intervene against NZ on domestic violence?

>>77016887
ye good lad, you'll be right

>>77016887
It's not about motivation mate, it's about discipline.

>>77015223
Manawatu/Northland/Tasman

>>77017314
c-cheers l-lad
>>77017542
well now I have people to shame me if i flunk out
My biggest problem is food though, I've no idea of what to eat. I know the general foods to eat but it's recipes and preparation i'm shit at

Scotland

Why do Kiwis always express things as being like 'kissing your sister'?

What kind of cultural norms and shared experiences do they have in the antipodes...

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Kinda humourous, I matched with Jonathan Joseph's ex gf on bumble lel

https://www.instagram.com/p/BPM_OyegvIj/?taken-by=eloiseharris8

Hasn't messaged me tho so she'll probably expire

>>77017658
Rubbish taste huebro. I suggest you change teams

>>77023245
What the fuck is this?

>>77023501
>deleted
what was it

2005 - Ryan Jones (probably)
2009 - Jamie Roberts
2013 - Leigh Halfpenny
2017 - Jonathan Davies

Noticing a trend here lads

>>77025305
>5th in the 6 nations

Notice a trend here lads

>>77025305

they are all male

>>77025350
That's an anomaly not a rend

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>>77025432
white males
fuck itoju

Why doesn't Davies play like that for Wales.

Edinburgh.

are

booty hole

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kiwis are up.

Hurricanes play this weekend boys.

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>>77017254
Wanna liberate right one tbqhwy Joao

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I had a kiwi on the same airplane as me one time. Does that make me a kiwi too?

Ban the haka.

Or at least let the opposing team do drills to keep warm. This is test rugby, inches and seconds matter. New Zealenders are utter precious faggots for pretending that its just muh culture. Its to gain an unfair advantage by having a team stand cold to suffer your shit jungle monkey jig.

Get fucked you miserable cunts.

>>77029286
based dane

>>77029286
>Denmark
>not having a haka equivalent in your culture

>>77030198
The only reason a country would have a Baka equivalent is because colonisation failed.

business idea:

all blacks are only allowed to play 14 men from now on

>>77029286
Analysis of the haka and the All Blacks performance in the first 20mins has shown the the haka is actually detrimental to the All Blacks. They make more mistakes from being over hyped from having adrenaline coursing through their veins meaning they they need a period to calm down and settle in the first 20 mins of the game. Banning the haka would increase their performance and do more good than harm to the All Blacks game.
There is no legal requirement for teams to line up and face the haka and Aussie has done what you are talking about before iirc. What you will find is outside the Rugby Championship teams they want the experience of facing off against the haka.

>>77030864
Analyse this
*shakes dick in ur face*

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Fiji qualified to WC as Oceania 1. Group D with Australia, Wales, Georgia, Fiji and Americas 2 (Uruguay or Canada).

>>77031348
t. Asks pasty white kiwis over and over again to do a haka when he meets one in a pub

O B S E S S E D
B
S
E
S
S
E
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To add NZ is not the only country to do a haka equivalent but it is only ever the haka that people talk about banning. I see no positives from doing the haka and it would be banned if it wasn't a selling point for NZRU and IRB.

>>77031802
never ever reply to me again unless you've won a lions tour within the last 10 years

>>77016778
I haven't even been posting and you are still worried about me.

Don't worry.
Your time will come soon, boy

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>>77032141
Don't reply to me every again unless your national side has made it to the semi finals for the RWC in the last 3 years

>>77032316
>every
Man I managed to fuck that up didn't I

>>77032401
It's alright lads we know kiwis are illiterate

>>77032616
>It's alright lads, we know kiwis are illiterate.
>expecting people to put effort into spelling and grammar on a Northern Australian Cork hat enthusiast forum

>>77032677
Yeah true lad true

Reminder that immigration is good for europe

>>77033345
I migrated my dick in to your mum's arse.

gas all scarlets fans

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>>77033478
'no.'

>>77030864
france were fined for confronting the haka desu

>>77034177
They crossed the halfway or 10m line or something line didn't they. The All Blacks use to advance during the haka and got fined as well and had to stop.
I was thinking more about a couple of Aussie way back when that went and did warm up drills rather than face the haka.

>>77034252
Actually they faced the haka, then did drills after it for about a minute while the all blacks were standing there waiting to kick off. I think they got told off for time wasting.

>>77034551
Oh, and needless to say the kiwi media was absolutely fucking seething about it.

>>77034252
it happened in part because it was against nz and caused offence because they didnt just stand there and take it.

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92nd for Hurricanes

>Malakai Fekitoa is almost certainly out of the picture after apparently signing with Toulon in France

another shit player getting shipped to the french gulag lads

Australian schoolboys champions final:

ACT 30 - QLD II 16

Australian schoolboys third place playoff:

QLD I 29 - NSW I 24

Number of players in Australian schoolboy team:

NSW: 11
QLD: 6
ACT: 2
WA: 1

Fuck New South Wales.

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Which one should be the next Prime Minister of New Zealand?

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>>77036196
Samuel

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rugby

>>77036292
Strong muscular post

>>77036243
here is your mail john keye....

>>77036292
>the old start having rankings 15 minutes after Australia's most dominant period ends scam

K.

>>77036292
Yes ah well done England congratulations on being shit for 13 years

>>77035981

he will fit right in with the other rugby criminals we've shipped over there lad.

Where is the Mitre 10 Cup /rugbru/ ??

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>>77036292
Christ sake, we will never get to that status again

>a bunch of Aucklanders on the news saying the loved the move to chch an it was the best choice of their lives
Jafas exposed 2bh

>>77036683
Make one m8

>>77036805

Business must be booming at the dairy lad.

>>77036817
I'm not a cantab and I am very white so I would have a clue.

>>77036805
They're lying.
Crushedchurch is a dump.

>>77036876
They confirmed:
Pretty much all of NZ > Canterbury > Auckland > Hamilton (Auckland 2.0) > Tauranga (Auckland lite for old people)

>>77036906

>Being this mad

Let me guess, you forgot your passport and the border agents at the Bombay's sent you back to Hobbiton to go and get it.

Tauranga > *

To be honest.

>>77036906
KEK mad as fuck

>>77037022
Elite geographical knowledge

>>77037015
I'm not mad at all, I'm just laughing that Aucklanders confirmed that Auckland is worse than a big rubble and debris pile
>>77037022
For +65's sure

first day back at the gym lads

>>77037044
How was it?
What did you hit?

first day back on the eggs lads

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>Uncle beats up aunty after we lose the rugby
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

ayy rugby made me fit

feels good

>>77037058
it was good
just a session getting back used to everything and seeing if I could hit my old targets
Doing SS 5x5 again

>>77037087
GOMAD for dinner?

>>77037087
>>77037101
make sure it's raw milk like are lad eric

>>77037035
But you are constantly upset about Auckland. Borderline obsession.

>>77037087
I got my 5x5s up to 100kg (well, 90 squat and row, 100 bench, 110 dead) last year then quit. I shudder to think how little I'd be able to lift now.

>>77037125
No wait I could squat 100, but couldn't row 100.

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>>77037125
>90 kg squat
>110 kg deadlift
>100 kg bench

>>77037125
based t.rex

>>77037138
yeah I don't pretend to be he-man on the internet.

>>77037101
>>77037112
Ravioli and chicken breast :^)
>>77037125
Yeah i've lost a bit of strength, not that i'd made much progress anyway

>>77037143
what i mean is that you are benching as much if not slightly less than you squat, and just less than you deadlift bre

>>77037144
Oh and I'm gunna get some recipes tomorrow that help me hit my calorie goals and finally learn how to cook
Things are looking up lad s

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>Rugby: Malakai Fekitoa having second thoughts on overseas move

>>77037144
That system is really good if you stay at it and keep going up in increments.

>>77037148
You mean my squats and deads are light right? My knees can't handle massive squats. Made of glass.

>tfw my wrists are fucked from playing piano so i cant lift for a while

hopefully going to gym tonight if i get my membership renewed in time today

on the agena
>weight step ups
>pull ups
>bench press
>hanging leg raises

keeeeeeen

Tauranga > Southern France

>>77037162
Don't forget farmer walks with a couple of plates up and down the stairs lad.

>>77037158
yeah, or that your bench is insanely heavy. usually lads are hitting around 130-140 kg squat when they hit 100 kg bench, but your knees obviously explain that

>>77037158
Maybe you should use your muscles instead?

>>77037159
Is playing piano code for jerking off relentlessly?
>>77037170
I've done A LOT more bench ans shoulder presses than squats and deads. I used to be terrified of squats and deads. Back and knees.

>>77037173
piano is your mums hooker name

>>77037171
haha yeah mate classic.

*pisses on you*

>>77037169
yeah i'll give them a try, dont know if i'll be able to hold on very well though

>>77037113
>comment on a news segment about ex-Aucklanders
>obsessed
""no"""""

>>77037159
daniel

nice moon tonight lads haha

>>77037177
My mum died in 2015.
And she was a teacher, not a prostitute.

>>77037189
Check this moon out

*shits on you*

>>77037193
weak meme adaption m8

>>77037198
haha yeah mate better luck next time

*pisses on you*

>>77037190
sorry to hear that

>>77037190
I fucked her to death haha

>>77037152
that's what i plan on doing. Tracking my progress in writing and slowly getting stronger

>>77037211
please *dabs* our sport

>>77037211
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHTTT

*does a haka*

>>77037125
What the fuck

Are you meme'ing or is this for real?

>>77037125
>being a back

Jesus you cunts are such fucking memes.

>>77037162
What gym are you going to lad I'll spot you and dangle my balls on ur forehead.

>>77037190
She certainly taught me a thing or two about sex.

>Australian """"""""""banter"""""""""

I'm off, Kiwibro's
Have fun

>>77037218
>you on the right

>>77037261
Did you read any of the posts or just storm in spewing shit?

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So who are the losers of the tour? Who do you expect has negatively impacted their prospects?

For me it's SBW (pbuh), Jordie and beauden.

I think people will be a lot less sure of the Barretts in the future - a bit of the gloss has come off. SBW is done as an AB.

Winners are ALB and laumape who look like they could potentially be around for the next 10 years.

Need a YUGE superbru round to get back in the running lads. Any hot tips?

>>77037374
NZ is taking it as a loss.
Britain and Ireland are taking it as a win.

>>77037374
SBW
Perenara
Cruden
fatvea

>>77037374
it'll be good to see the backs of Fekitoa and Cruden tßh. Hope Savea is gone too. it's Rieko's time now.

>>77037374
Jordie was the best player for NZ. It was a good debut.

Nobody played particularly bad. I think that Savea and Whitelock went missing.

>>77037374
SBW won the game for the Poos and played pretty damn well in the first test. The card in the second test will not have harmed his chances of playing. Jordie played his second match and first start in a series decider against the Lions as a 20 year old and came out as MOTM, setting up a try and scoring another. In his first season of professional play. Worst Barrett was exposed a bit, but is still better than any other 10 in the country. Savea played well outside of a single drop five minutes in that would not have decided that match, unlike people seem to be set on yapping on about.

TJ was the biggest loser. He doesn't play great with Cruden and he's an absolute fuckwit sometimes. Him standing there at the back of the scrum appealing for a penalty rather than just picking it up and playing it in the final few minutes of the game was the biggest deciding factor in the end.

>>77037375
Sunwolves to edge out the Blues.

>>77037375
Canes to beat the cumguzzlers 13+

>>77037374
Losers:
Beaudie, Perenara, Fatvea
Winners:
Laumape, R. Ioane, Jordie

>>77037425
Hot tips, not givens.

>>77037374
Biggest winner was Soap because now he'll actually get to play.

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>>77037378
rugby was the winner m8.

But seriously, NZ got to blood new players and your squad got three tests of high pressure game time before the WC.

>>77037374
>Jordie

eh? Seen a lot worse first test performances.

Beauden can't kick but neither could Larkham.

>>77037447
yeah Jordie was a good debut, don't know wtf he's on about.

people forget manlet barrett was never a good kicker

>>77037454
He was bad, then he got good in 2016 because he worked on it, and that's why the Hurricanes won.

The Hurricanes wont win this year though.

>>77037463
they won because the landers got fucked by travel to be frank

>>77037477
And why did they get fucked by travel? Because they lost to the Reds.

#kingmaker

>>77037488
*drebs*

>>77037488
haha yeah mate

*pisses on you*

http://www.stuff.co.nz/waikato-times/sport/rugby/5419163/Apprentice-Beauden-Barrett-shows-master-class

There used to be a video of the kicks on youtube but it's been taken down for copyright. What happened to him?

>>77037374

>losers of the tour?

SBW, Cruden, Faumuina, Crockett, Franks, Fekitoa, S.Barrett, Fatvea, TJ Pooinara.

>Winners of the tour?

J.Barrett, ALB, Laumape, Cane (much as it pains me to say), R.Ioane,

>>77037547
>Cane (much as it pains me to say)
Love it when people get chiefspilled

reminder i was right about smith starting

>>77037552
Too bad Memekenzie won't be getting a run on any time this year.

>>77037556

He'll never get another run in the black jersey lad.

>>77037559
Once Dagg's hairline recedes to the point that he's basically bald the selectors might realise that he's getting a bit too old to be an exciting player. Duffie will probably take over by then though.

>>77037559
He will when Lankensteins knees blow out from being too tall to play fullback

>>77037569
I totally forgot about Dagg, I think he was a loser from the tour too. He didnt make any big mistakes but I think he was lacking.

NMS should have been picked for the 3rd.

>>77037581
NMS has been injured for the last two seasons and has barely played. Based CJ would have been a better selection over him.

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>>77037573

>6'5" so no need to jump for the ball
>knees will blow out

the elite pick would have been Duffie

I love that NZ's stocks are so full that players of NMS & Duffie's calibre get forgotten about completely in positional discussions.

Matt Duffie could unironically heem the fuck out of Jordie Fagget.

>>77037612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kd1H1Xvq-VE

>>77037619
elite tackle attempt
jordie would have pretended to slip over so he didnt hurt himself

>>77037619

>What is 40kg difference.

*dabs*

>>77037573
>too tall to play fullback

Afl players unironically make staunch fullbacks.

>>77037647
That was a Damien "flick my wrists at them as a tackle attempt" MemeKensie tier tttt
One arm up for the "attempt" of a tackle and the other covering his internal organs because he knows he can't take him down

>>77037547
>losers of the tour?

Lolstalia, Blacfrkacans

>Winners of the tour?

AB's piggy bank (soon to be rectified, the Unions don't like Foreign Aid) .

first day back at gym was good lads, a LOT weaker over that 3 months off though lmao

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>>77038607
>doesn't go gym for 2 months
>can only do 4 pull ups

so fast

>>77038688
i tried to do pull ups and managed two tonight, used to be able to do about 10 and this was 3 months ago when i weighed more than i do now.

you'll bounce back lad, happens a lot faster when youve been there before

>looking at moving to japan
>need a visa
>requirements for visa include a degree
for fuck sake

>>77039636
apparently they're not fucking anymore so it'll soon be a depopulated nation and then they'll let the foreign hordes in

>>77039636
There's plenty of ways to work around that and a lot of the time a degree won't even be required.
Easiest way is to become an English teacher over there, you'll have dozens of companies wanting to sponsor you and they'll take care of everything if you work for them. Obviously that takes a level of confidence though to teach people and potentially speak in front of entire rooms.
Another way is to get a working visa first, work there for a year then ask for a permanent residency.
Learning the language is far more important and it will open up shitloads of job offers if you're native English speaking too.

Or just do a shitty two year degree for the qualification, doesn't matter what, any degree counts.

>>77039636
kys

>>77039833
no muzzies pls

>>77039967
thx faam, I definitely wouldn't make a good teacher but at least there's hope

>>77040233
u

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If Scotland's success is linked to them having aesthetically pleasing kits, then they are fucked.

>>77040880
Jesus fuck why would you change such a nice jersey to that shit?

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>>77040930
Macron have just decided to be stupid I guess

>>77040880
blue shorts?

don't mind a splash of purple but these are ugly

>>77040880
>violet
>pride to show submission to Westminster

>>77041816
what does violet have to do with Westminster?

>>77042200
Red symbolizing England and blue symbolizing N. England. Violet was the colour of NO campaign in 2014.

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>>77042259

>>77037341
Even with glass knees, that is extremely disproportionate, especially when you consider the fact that DL and Squats don't just target isolated muscles, they work much more than just your legs.

Only @ me when you get some intelligence, otherwise shut up

>>77039967
I've heard there's companies and businesses that specifically hire foreigners too like bars/pubs, restaurants etc
/JapanGeneral/

>>77043107
Knowledgeable post

>>77043107
So, just to get this straight, the absolute worst poster on /rug/, who got bullied off /cric/ and scurried here to glean scraps of attention from BSKs, is now telling said BSKs not to reply to his posts?

I'm awake.

>>77043107
I bet you his squat form was poop too

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>>77045994

Opinions on it?
http://www.americasrugbynews.com/2017/07/05/washington-dc-reportedly-join-guinness-pro-12-2018/

>>77046123
American rugby is terrible and they'll do very poorly a la Sunwolves.

>>77046123
So we'll have Italians, Saffas and Murricans in our league.
JUST

*dabs respectfully towards the blues*

r u g b y

>>77046268
Germany wants a team in league

>>77046664
Slam the cunts in our league too Pro20 by 2021

>>77046891
>>77046268
Get rid of the British teams and it'll be better

>>77046943
Uh sweetie, we just won a lions tour 1-1.

>>77046955
Ummmm that was Wales sweetie

Lads holding in a massive Wales
gonna practise my dabs on the toilet
brb

>>77047745
kiwi culture was a mistake

>>77047785
Accepting the /cric/ refugees was a mistake

>>77047971
Accepting them wasn't a mistake. The mistake was that you immediately took on their culture rather than holding on to your own. You're basically white New zealanders.

>>77047988
>you
Excuse me. I haven't touched one of their "memes". Don't blame this shit on the core kiwi /rug/ it's the lions casuals and the /cric/ refugees imo.

rugby when

>Lions player Kyle Sinckler was reportedly arrested after a night out in Auckland.

THUGS
H
U
G
S

>>77048735
Good lad, probably arrested for smashing some kiwi skulls

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>Frenchman Jerome Garces will return to officiate two All Blacks matches in Rugby Championship

who fucking schedules these garbage refs?

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>>77048783
>the phonecall that saved the championship

>>77048783
Which two?

>>77049343
first one vs Australia in Sydney and the second to last against SA in Capetown

>>77048783
Garces is a quality ref
>in b4 sonny bill dindu nuffin

rugby idea: make referees wear noise cancelling headphones so they won't get influenced by the crowd

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>>77048735
On this episode of Police Ten 7

you now remember matt pioneering his use of the term "ball sacks" only for the wallabies to get BTFO in the RWC

>>77049966
Wouldn't be problem in Australia considering no one goes to matches anymore

>>77049966
>player screaming in agony for play to stop

>>77050227
yeah surprisingly no one wants to spend $70+ dollars a ticket to watch cunts who have less heart than 4th grade weekend warriors

>>77050162
"No".

The fact that you remember that, or know the poster who did it by name makes it seem like you are absolutely seething years later.

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>>77050162
Remember Cheikavellian

>>77050307
kek, hello Fatt
still a "supporter" of the philadephia eagles?

>>77050227
People don't go to matches against shitters like Italy and Scotland. They will still be packed against the ABs in Brisbane, especially considering the bledisloe will be on the line.

>>77050430
kek it will not. there will be a sizeable crowd but i doubt it'll be a sellout.

>>77050341
WHEN will he reveal his endgame bros??!!

>>77050682
2019

>>77050705
His end game is to win the 2019 Rugby Championship? Because he has no hope in the RWC

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>>77050797
both

skuxx deluxe

#nohate
#behumble

>>77048783
>waah french refs meme

yeah alright cunt, the crusaders lost a game, can we move on and stop pretending this has ever been even remotely close to a thing for nz rugby

>>77051484
Crusaders are shit m8

scummy indian infested rubble pile that should fuck off

>>77050407
Mate no one knows what the fuck you're talking about. Back to your cric bomb shelter you faggot.

>>77050445
Gonna drop a g on a wobs 2-1 win at a cool $17.

Everyone but you is welcome to a drink when I get my payout.

Christchurch was actually lovely pre earthquake

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>>77042259
that shirt is an abomination .

>>77051951
Sodom was probably pretty OK before god put an end to it too.

>>77050797
have you seen their draw to the semis? unless they shit the bed it's as easy the AB's.

>>77052156
ALL part of the plan

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*dabs*

>>77052358
Jesus fuck. That girl has altogether way too much self esteem.

>>77047745
Good post.
>>77047785
Awful post.

>>77052358
>tfw you will never be a cute girl and dress up in slutty clothes to support your team

>>77053437
She knows that feel.

>>77053437
You can if you like :)

http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/94607837/violent-inmate-gets-longer-lag-thanks-to-rugby-league-assault

unironically having soup for lunch lads

>Ben Te'o (born 27 January 1987 in New Zealand) is a professional rugby union player who currently plays for Worcester Warriors and represents England at international level as his mother was born and raised in England. He previously played rugby league for the Wests Tigers, Brisbane Broncos and South Sydney Rabbitohs, represented Samoa at international level and Queensland in the State of Origin series.

>He plays at outside centre for England, and made his international starting debut on 26 February 2017, against Italy during the six nations.
The definition of a mercenary lel

>>77050162

Based fucking Matt. The GOAT rugby poster.

>>77053899
A LOT OF LOYALTY FOR A HIRED GUN

>>77052145
>>77053447
Good posts.

>>77054169
Both me.

>>77054169
Thanks.

>>77054169
Cheers bro

>>77053273

Excellent post

>>77054169

Terrible post


Post Rating is ALWAYS done with a positive and a negative lad. Please sharpen up.

>>77054169
thanks means a lot

>>77054314
good post

>>77054314
excellent post

http://m.sport24.co.za/sport24/Rugby/all-blacks-fans-are-as-insufferable-as-those-who-love-united-20170708

All Blacks BTFO'D
Kek

>>77054341
>Simnikiwe Xabanisa
Hmmmmmmmmm

Is this why you got bullied off /cric/?

>>77054341

>2. You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.

From the comments section:

"To be honest the "real" Ab fans that was actually born in nz generally humble. Then again you get those chest beating ,Toyota sprinter driving cape crusaders that make any NZ supporter look bad."

KEK even South Africans who comment on Sport24 articles think cumgayders fans are scum.

Fuck it's good to be a New Zealander.

>>77048783
FUCK

>>77054378
Cape crusaders are saffers who support NZ over SA, long before super rugby

>>77054378
To be honest, I think he is referencing the coloureds who support the Cumsaders, there are a shitload of them in Cape Town whom all jumped on the bandwagon when they just kept on winning.

>>77054394

They still think they're scum.

>>77054394
Are they worse than actual poosaders?

>>77054433
They're bandwagoners so yes

>>77054341
>Then you see it on social media and at pubs, when their bastard fans verbally pat you on the head patronisingly for having the temerity to think your team (in this case the Boks) may beat their all-conquering team in about 10 years’ time.

now this is seething

About to start a bar of Cadbury Caramilk™.

When will Whitakers release their next special edition lads? Might write into them and suggest they make it Springboks supporters tears flavoured.

>>77054474
They need to make Rocky Road to the World Cup™

>>77054436
When you get down to it a crusader is really just another word for bandwagoner. The pope was all "hey Imma go fuck up the Middle East" and then all the crusaders were like "omfg yes, give me your cummies sky daddy, I love the Middle East".

>>77054482
It would make my life if New Zealand got bumped in the pool stage by RSA and Italy. Would literally be one of the greatest moments in sporting history.

Rugby was more fun when the ABs were perennial RWC choke artists.

>>77054641
now now, all good things come to an end. The longer we get to gloat the harder you can rub it in

>>77054641

Everytime I fuck ur mum she's a choke artist m7+1

>>77054463
Wasn't too bad actually. I fucking hate cadbury. Wish Whittakers made their butterscotch caramel one in a large block, not those fancy thin ones.

>>77054694
Yeah she told me the smell of your unkempt butthole made her gag.

>>77054708
Just looked up that Caramilk thing and it looks quite tasty, have you ever tried Galaxy before lad?

>>77054720
She still ate it out though. And boy oh boy did it feeel goooooooooooooooooood.

>>77054740
My 65 year old mother eating your butthole felt good? Seek help.

>>77054726
Nah don't think we have it

>>77054750
>being nearly 40 and still being on 4chan

"Seek help."

Based Hawkz

Time to watch the boys on The Breakdown have a breakdown.

>>77054641
if we lose a match to italy we deserve it to be honest

>Waisake Naholo to decide between Highlanders and Chiefs

fuck the queefs

>>77054794
>women stop being able to have children when they turn 25

The internet had ruined you. I hope that you find the joy that has escaped you I n life when you finally embrace death.

>>77054841
>he was birthed when his mother was older than 30

Thanks for admitting you have autism.

>>77054829
Chiefs threepeat incoming

>>77054845
>his mother has no career and gave up on life, resigning herself to an eternity of barefoot child rearing when she gave birth to her large brown disappointment of a son

Thanks for admitting you grew up poor

Also

>accusing the person who had outwitted you at every turn of being autistic

Cunt if I'm autistic your poor family must have heard they were giving away free vaccines and asked that they give you 15 of each flavour.