UFC 213 OFFICIAL GAME THREAD

>inb4 someone asks favorite female fighter

>schaubposting in 2017

>>77009470
This loser was the last guy to lose to Travis Browne. Goes to show how horrible he was.

4th for Wisconsin Mob

>>77009551
USADA is around and Schaub decimate him

>>77009540
i'd have to say aisling daly thanks for asking

pettis gonna gas

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>>77009470
find a picture of that faggot where he doesn't look smug

i'll wait

Gotta wonder what Jim Miller's gameplan is for this one.

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>>77009540
>Can I watch the fights with you anon?

>>77009551
I honestly hope Tiger gets hepatitis.

Jim Miller reminds me of that Caveman dude from Trailer Park Boys

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>>77009557

>>77009572
y-you too

>>77009570
get punched repeatedly?

HAD MOVEMENT

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>>77009569

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>>77009540
there is no one else

>Daniel Omielanczuk vs. Curtis Blaydes is on the main card

come on

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>>77009558
go to bed, Brendan

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>>77009540
For me, it's Alexandra Albu.

If Pettis doesn't gas like a faggot he might actually get this

>pettis showboating

did not expect this lads

>>77009601
Curtis Blaydes is a beast

wisconsin mafia btfo

>>77009584
notice how pettis doesn't go for the finish despite having miller majorly hurt?


HMMM......

>>77009578
Frig off sam ya greasy bastard

10-8 pettis

Wisconsin mob just put a hit out on Pettis mom

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>>77009599
lel

miller gonna get ko'd by flying knee cap this

>>77009602
i know Barkley and Jones are pretty big guys (4u) but i didnt realize RJJ was that small

pettis looks ok, not great but won that round

my nigga Pettis got this

>>77009613
based crowd shot aussie

how many days a week can i do curls, bros?

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>Jim miller

>>77009634

>RJJ was HW champ

When did the triangle become totally defunct in MMA?

both these guys have really fucking solid BJJ

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LEAKY

spicy bloody banger

>>77009659

People stopped being retarded

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>>77009613
>ywn get a dirty blond drunk at mma event as she slowly gets more and more turned on at the ripped, sweaty men in the cage.

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JUST BLEED

Is Pettis the Dolph Ziggler of MMA?

>>77009660
Cursing doesn't make you cool.

Kellyesque in his bleeding on a downed opponent is Jim Miller.

HEEM LEAKY

Pettis sucks dick

HEEM LEAKY

Jesus christ all that blood

JUST BLEEEEEED

mmm slippy blood grappling

>the old blind him with your own projectile blood spray
works every time

>>77009572
looks like jaundice

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HEEM LEAKY!!!

what fight is on right now??

>>77009684
Sure it does, you fucking shitassfuck.

>>77009657
for the lulz

because of how fucking fast he could punch and dodge he could go up a weight class for no reason and did

big match jim gigged himself

L E A K Y

pettis has always had sick submissions and sweeps but he would stay on bottom for way too long and lose the decision

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

Just got home fellas, did Pettis get BTFO?

HEEM LEAKY

NOW THIS IS FUN

>>77009700
what does this feel like?

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>tfw no thicc filipina GF

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>>77009699
That's rude anon

where my euro bros at right now ?

>>77009719
Pettis won the first round

holy shit this is spicy

fuck yea Pettis

>>77009724
Damn that's good stuff, Anon.

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>>77009700
chubby remy best remy

>>77009724
guamanian girls > filpinas

>>77009730
we

>>77009723
Eskimo kisses? IDK man, i've never dated a chick with a big schnozz

>>77009729
legitimate liver failure

>>77009740
KEK

Finally, top level fights

3and no wmma fights in sight to ruin it

Miller blood lost: 300ml
Remaining 9700ML

>>77009743
wtf is guamania

>>77009732
Too spicy for the pepper.

>>77009744
wuz

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>>77009669
oh FUCK

>>77009724
>tfw you will never integrate with her tribe and give them western diseases

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>>77009719
he may win

19-19

>>77009762
What's a king to a Schaub?

>>77009755
they're like tiny samoans that don't get fat in their 20s

20-18 pettis

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>>77009747
Her baby's healthy though

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If there isn't blood covering a third of the mat is it really a Jim Miller fight? I dont have any Jim Miller webms so here is Mayhem instead.

what a fight

My grandma thinks pettis is black.

20-18 pettis

Re-posting LIVE FIGHTS Watch 2 cards at once

http://www.9news.com/sports/sparta-combat-league-duality-mma-and-boxing-events-live-streamed-on-9news/455006787

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>>77009740
>>77009735
bleed mind

Just Bleed

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https://twitter.com/bullyb170/status/883878738122780672

>>77009724
too much ass

20-18

>>77009766
feels bad

man i wish i had a webm of Pettis firing off the four straight ruthless bodykicks on Benson

>>77009724
...Moana?

>>77009778
Well that's all that matters, congrats.

based pettis

20-16 Pettis

hi

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>>77009760
papa bless

Decent fight this

Pettis is up 2 rounds though, I figured he'd take this. I mean, it's not like he's shit. He's been facing good guys who didn't match up well with him

>>77009470
>posting Shwab in the OP

You know that this means war, yes?

>>77009779
>tfw to intelligent to defend submission

>>77009766
>ywn breed them with your superior seed and study the effects it has on their primitive civilization

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>>77009801
who?

>>77009793
matthew putterman is a faggot

>let anthony pettis dance around get comfortable at range

>>77009820
who is that?

LEG KICK TKO INCOMING

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>tfw no thicc asian GF

>gimme *your* fake takedown
>level change

is duke roufus retarded?

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>>77009796
rare nippon is rare

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You're all crawling back now you haters

Why doesn't Pettis throw memekicks anymore?

wisconsin mafia are not happy about this result guys, I think pettis did this to bankrupt them.

Pettis coming off a W just makes LW even better.

Bunch of fun match ups.

>>77009850
m8, it's Jim Miller

im not back on the train yet

No KO, BORING

well I goofed already

I picked miller

>>77009850
Wisconsin mafia

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Yeah, the hit is still on.

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BREHS

this feels like a fight that should be five rounds

Shouldn't have put my faith in Miller. Way to fuck up my picks Not Mayhem

>>77009852
>just makes LW even better
I don't think he's elite anymore.

LMAO

Requesting webm of Miller rollfu

>>77009852
was unironically calling for Gathje vs Pettis last night

WE DOIN FLIPPY SHIT NOW?

is whittaker v romero still on?
anyone have a stream
i am hopelessly ill-prepared today lads i apologise

KICK HIM IN THE NUTS

Some Dark Souls shit

MEME KICKS GALORE

>>77009851
they are going to burn all his cars again

>>77009873
He's not, but there are good match ups for him that people will want to see.

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>>77009848
he's not the same tho

>RAN UP THE WALL LIKE A NINJA

29-28 pettis

what was that?

great fight tbf

memeememememememememe

MEMES


30-27 Pettis, not sure why Miller reckons he won

>>77009850
there it is

Holly shit, did that guinea fuck actually not ruin my picks?

So we all agree that pettis won at least 2-1 right?

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YES

nice roll

Is Pettis dare I say, back?

30-27 pettis

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>memes and blood

Good fight.

Just got NEWS guys, New Jersey mafia was doing the same thing with Miller.

Expect an all-out TURF WAR soon.

Miller may be an almost-can at this point but he's always entertaining

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who is the Destiny of MMA?

>>77009630
I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL

that was neat

>>77009887
i think it's ran OFF m8

>>77009885
>that people will want to see.
Like him vs. Gaychi but I don't see him ever becoming champ again.

30-27. Is this going on spicybangers

WE GYMNASTICS NOW

Miller 2-1

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>>77009882
Kek.

that was the most reddit round of fighting i've ever seen

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>>77009865
>>77009841

Not good enough of a showing for pettis, pettis will look like shit again against anyone from the top 10

Yeah, I'm thinking he's back

>>77009905
why did she have to retire

good fuckin fight

Did Anik just say Winningest

29-29 draw

>>77009848
I never stopped hoping, but I did stop posting about him

lightweight is stacked

>>77009899

I think some judges will have it 30-27, some 29-28.

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MILLER FUCKED MY PICKS DAMNIT

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Picksgoof hates him, all his picks are bulletproof

>>77009908
angie magana

>>77009887
>Hendo is in bellator now and not Pettis

Its not fair.

>>77009929
>insert schaub twitter reply

who pissed in ur cheerios m8
let him enjoy his moment

>>77009895
won that fight of the night bonus just by surviving 15 minutes of meme kicks

>>77009908
DC

>>77009943
you fucked yourself by picking old man miller

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>>77009947

Because Benson was boring as fuck and coasted way too much.

2/2

>>77009943
GOOF'D

>my face when some faggot I was arguing with on here actually thought that Jim Miller could compete with Pettis

>>77009942
>me in charge of predictions

I thought one might have given the second to Miller, but that was the correct decision.

>We will never have prime pettis vs conor

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>miller lost
fuck

>>77009951
what does mean?

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quite a few goofs on this one

that chest tattoo is terrible pettis

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>>77009880
r/mmastreams

>>77009941
LW has never NOT been stacked. It's objectively the most talent rich division and always will be.

>>77009919
WUZ GYMNASTICS

glad to see pettis back on the winning track

WTF WHY DIDNT THE WHITE GUY WIN

>>77009540
For me, it's Ronda Rousey

what race is anthony pettis?

>Applauded his opponent
>Discouraged Extreme weight cutting
>Shout out to his family

niceguypettis.jpeg

Joe head looks so shiny tonight

>>77009971
WEEBS BTFO

I wish I could heem pettis right now fucking meme clown

>>77009941
your mum is stacked

>>77009880
http://buffstream.com/watch/mma-2.php

>>77009669
who is this semen demon?

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>>77009947
>calling Benson "Hendo"

please dont do that

So do fighters have to pay for PPVs or do they get them for free for their family?

>cody appears on camera

CUT TO COMMERCIAL YA FUCKING GOOF

>>77009985
White American

>>77009975
Why are you goofing me stop this is my night I will win

>>77009967
love it
thanks Miller for the shenanigans

>>77009977

CUTE

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>>77009975
Wew lad, that one had me sweatin'.

>>77009985
He's what America will look like in 50 years, and it's beautiful

>BT Sport commercials cut off Cody Garbage.

>>77009985
beaner

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>>77009985
Brown

So the Wisconsin Mafia is gonna get him tonight huh?

>>77009985
Black

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>>77009941
Pettis vs Lee Gajethe or Dustin

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>>77009975
fuck yeah brah

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>>77010000
nice GIT

>>77009967
kek

>>77009948
its bad that he couldnt finish someone like jim miller, pettis will get exposed next fight if he isnt fighting a total can. The blueprint is out

Amanda x Schevchenko will probably be on UFC 214 which is already stacked as fuck

>>77009961
I have to disagree.

>>77010017
he can just kick them away

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>>77009915
nope

https://youtu.be/tu_7llhCdO0

out $7500 so far tonight. smalled my phone down on the table so hard i heemed the screen

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>>77010002
>white

>>77010017

he was only throwing the previous fights lad

>>77009986
he gave the shoutout to his family because something's gonna happen to them soon and this was a code.

>>77010034
215 desu

>>77009959
I underestimated post-usada pettis more than anything else

>>77009985
mezzo'd Spaniard

Is /heem/ aware over how easily I could kick all of your asses? Check this out

Jab, slip. Strafe left, right cross. Double jab, left hook. Body shot followed with double hook. Leaping left uppercut.

Sep, sip, huh. Right cross, HAT, MHAT, pft. Left hook, right straight. MHAT, SIP.

You fall to the ground, I win the fight. TKO 2:39 of round 1.

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>>77010013

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>>77009975
Good night so far

>>77010034
I doubt it that would be 4 title fights

>>77010022
feel like gaethje would smash pettis just by not giving him any space

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>>77009998
>free for their family

Is it Reem time yet?

>>77010033
i agree more than anyone, but nice to see him at least show his skills again. miller isnt a guaranteed W by any means

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I think this is going to be my first ever win

>>77010056

Thanks family, was Dillashaw there too?

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>>77010043
wrong pic

>>77010062
feel like pettis could kick his head clean off

>>77010012
>WTF I love the third world now

>>77010065
wow i forgot about this fight

>>77010055
*gets sick before the fight even starts*

>>77010065
nah 1 more fight before that

>>77009967
kek

Would you mind grabbing the Miller roll?

>>77010022
He doesn't deserve any of them. Feed him to Ragin Al

What't up with the uk and all those betting ads

>>77010055
>takes you down
>takes your back
>chokes you out

>>77010088
REEEEEEEEEE

>>77010056
>CORY

>>77010056
>kevin lee there with a black queen


fuuuuuuuuug

>>77010056
Isn't that Cory Graves?

>>77010068
why'd you duck the first fight bro?

>>77010022

gaethje would unironically retire Pettis possibly through wrestler fuck

>>77010093

it's a country of inbred degenerates

>>77009985
His mom is white his father is puerto rican.

>>77010083
gaethje keeps his hands high, maybe could take him out with a body kick but i don't like the style match up for pettis

>>77010103
ugliest champion of all time

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>>77010055

>MHAT, SIP

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>everyone bitching about the card sucking
>most of them don't even know who's fighting besides the main and co-main
hope everyone who complained dies of aids (unironically)

>>77010056
B A S E D K E V I N L E E

>>77010103
christ hes ugly

>get goofed by literal who fight
>have and will get the next 4 fights correct

Anyone else know this feel?

>>77010093
exploitation of people whose lives revolve around sports and beer

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>>77010056
>pierced cheeks

>>77010056
C O R Y
B TUF O

did you guys just here the "MORTAL KOMBAT" sound bite?

>Blaydes

Is he related to Kimbo Slice?

Blaydes built like a fucking tank

>>77010060
lets be honest someone is going to fuck up

>>77010056

>CORY

LMAO

>>77010112
I think hes handsome

>>77010055
Step in my guard bro

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>>77010116
>>77010112

who has an ace stream that works

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>>77010103
>brings his mom
/ourguy/

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>no THICC translator qt tonight

>>77010056
luckily Cory can't read the overlay

>>77010117
Even worse, getting the whole card right, except for the main event

>>77010103
hashtag

>>77010135
tony was probably creaming in his pants there, literally

lemme name the row behind
>rocky
>tecia
>"stole JT Money's check for heroin"

>>77010140
nobody

>>77010135
'dorable

>another slavshit about to get blacked

lel

mortal kombaaat

>MORTAL KOMBAAAT

based

GOAT FUCKING WALKOUT

>>77010055
with a weak ass combo like dat I'd heem you once today twice on sunday kiddo

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>>77010112
almost

>>77010135
You just KNOW

BLAYDES COMING OUT TO MORTAL KOMBAT

>>77010142
Hnnnnggg thanks for reminding me

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>Still no new Mom + Son incest porn games

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>77010114

The contrast between this card and last night (minus the main and co-main) is great.

F A T A L I T Y

>>77010142
certified qt

TEST YOUR MIGHT

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>>77010091

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAATTT

http://www.strawpoll.me/13389276/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13389276/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13389276/r
http://www.strawpoll.me/13389276/r

>>77010103
Klay Thompson's pick of the litter certainly dropped since his failed dunk in China

>>77010155
nigs love fighting games

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>>77010135
>tieca's arms

>Mortal Kombat arcade theme as a walkout

/ourguy/

Great music choice

MORTAL KOMBAT

I LOVE BLACK WEEB BLAYDES

MORTAL KOMBAT!!!!!