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>>77005884
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Who is your favorite UFC woman fighter?
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n-n-n-n-n--nnnnnnn-n-n-ice b-b-bbbb------------bbbread
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I SAID I WANT MICKEY GALL

DID I STUDDA?
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What do heem mean
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>>77007354
whichever one has the best pusy
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this is the thread
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>stream lagging the past two fights
>realize i had forgotten steam open and it was making massive updates
baka desu
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Joe was just talking about all the people he's seen shirtless at the weigh-ins and how Romero was the most impressive. It was a tad gay if you as me, makes me believe the rumors that Joe's a closet homosexual.
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>>77007354
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>>77007354
War Machine
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>>77007354
Ronda Rusey
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>>77007354
>favorite
>wmma
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Time for memes
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browne absolutely NEEDS to win this. he's on thin ice do or die but he's 100% getting cut if he loses.
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brb taking a shower and reuppin on some drank
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wtf is stutterers problem, just fuckin say the word, god
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>>77007354
Bango Slick.
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Australia finna have 2 champions
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Do you think Ronda is going to be at ringside or is she a coward
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>>77007324
If you don't fight you don't drop down the rankings
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Robert is fake af
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>>77007341
>heem
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>>77007391
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>>77007379
HEEM
EVERYONE
EVEN
MYSELF
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>win via Eziekiel choke
>get some 0-3 shitter
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>>77007424

I saw that dick
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After Travis loses tonight he'll have lost 4 in a row. Can he recover from this?
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>>77007354
>>77007354

the lesbian
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What kind of Irishman drinks Budweiser?
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TRAVIS BROWNE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
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based speedway
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>>77007424
>not even showing the dick
i wouldnt have reported you if i saw it
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>>77007422
Good post
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>>77007424
can't tell if that's a dick at the end
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Hopefully Browne loses again
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>>77007354
Conor McGoober
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hey guys im from the future :)
travis browne gets knocked out and doesnt wake up for 3 days
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Where's /heem/ predicts man?

I need to get my new picks in since Nunes is a bitch
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>>77007424

Was just about to call you for posting a bitch with a flat, dude's ass after asking about bunda posting.

Then I saw it.
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all my ace stream sources are lagging every 30 seconds.

anyone got a steady 1080 ace?
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>>77007424
was that a penis
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>>77007433
>tfw looks larger than mine
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>>77007376
Lol
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>>77007396
kek underrated
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If oliynyk sleeps brown I will officially boy him
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why does travis still compete when his wife is a quitter, it should rub off on him
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>>77007470
www.ufc.tv
>protip: stop being an actual criminal
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HEEMINDER
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>>77007486
someone has to earn some money in that relationship
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>>77007379
short for hemoglobin
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>>77007473
Autism.
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>>77007396
underrated post
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>>77007461
Goob is better looking than that model desu
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>>77007470
fuck off
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>>77007417

>Jason "Mayhem" Miller following jenner reassignment surgery
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>>77007488

Case law is pretty clear that only the uploader is a criminal.
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>>77007490
Werdum is so based
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i would kill myself if i was stuck in britain.
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>>77007486
He's looking to get a win to retire on to impress his loser wife
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>>77007430
made me laugh audibly
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>>77007354
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>>77007459
He will. Oieleksi is a beast
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Heavyweights Heavyweights
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>Travis gets caught in a tight guillotine
>No Todd Grisham to tell him "GET OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!"

feels bad man
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>>77007523
STOP
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Heeminder travis is shook by Yoel
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>>77007354
NUÑES
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>>77007499
umm sweety he's 5'6''
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>>77007526
kek
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Absolute fucking pussy

>“This morning, (Nunes) called again and said she didn’t feel good. So they brought her back in (to the hospital) and started running tests on her, and she said she didn’t want to fight … she didn’t feel good and didn’t want to fight. She was medically cleared to fight, was checked and everything was fine, but she said she didn’t feel right.”
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STUPID BAKA GAIJIN MOTHERFUCKERS GO BACK TO YOUR HAMBURGERS
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isn't olynyk that dude who pulled off that weird choke from bottom guard?
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>>77007379
common misspelling of meem, which is a common misspelling of meme
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>>77007490

Didn't he kick Tarverdyan after that fight?
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>>77007490
That was so awesome.

Defend your eyes Oleksiy.
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>>77007543

Women were a mistake
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War Olenik!
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You will never have this.
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>>77007341
you completely fucked up the OP
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can't wait to see my man Edmond
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>>77007550

Yep. Ezekiel choke.
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>>77007523
Do they check for penises in UFC? If not, maybe they should start.
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>>77007543
fight ending period
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what the fuck does travis brownes nickname mean
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How can manlets even compete?
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>6 ft 6.5

Did Browne shrink?
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>>77007403
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>>77007543

At least now I have a legitimate excuse to hate her besides being a simian hue dyke.
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heem predicts, where are you?
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>>77007564
Travis isnt training with him anymore
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HEAD MOVEMENT
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>>77007576
height cutting is a major problem
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>joe subtly promoting his podcast on a PPV
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>>77007354
KK is a cute
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>>77007573
people from portugal are stupid as fuck
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>Mitrione
heemed the goat
>Travis
can't gatekeep to save his career

I guess we know who really won
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>>77007573
want it in my mouth
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Did Travis finally drop Edmund?
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>>77007554
jesus christ is this real?
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>>77007573
Gay

also 6/10
seems small averagish
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>>77007573

pathetic, desu
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Taima is laggy
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>>77007608
what else is new
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>>77007583
aww :(
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>>77007601
yeah
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if nunes isn't fighting i'm just going to watch anime instead
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>>77007602
yes but i think the bad eyepokes involve the fingernail, which is why werdum still has an eye after that
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>>77007588
>like my friend Josh said Travis has improved a lot late and my pal Eddie said he's crazy and is having fun
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>>77007595
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OH SHIT
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Is Travis "Hapa" Brown WMAF or AFWM?
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>heavyweight fights
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SPCIY AF
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S P I C Y
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Heavyweights
Heavyweights
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SPOICY
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>it's a travis browne gets KO'd episode
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Poor Travis

He tries so hard, but in the end
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Travis's chin is fucking peanut brittle.
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Browne is trash
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S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y
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the guy in red pants seems like he's 50 years old
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HE CAN'T KEEP LOSING LIKE THIS

literal male ronda except for the massive initial success, he didn't even have that
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Olynik too tough
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JUST
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DO IT TRAV

YES TRAV

YES TRAV

YES TRAV

YES TRAV

NO TRAV

NO
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BTFO
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Travis Browne is a can
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>>77007553
Yeah. Tarverdyan lost his shit and sounded like a squeeky toy after all the yelling he was doing at Travis throughout the fight, and then got in Werdum's face after the decision. Werdum gave him a "Screw off" push kick and they escorted Edmund out of the cage. Werdum was never punished, so it made it even better.
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>>77007657

HEMOOMEN
HEMOOMEN
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DO THE RIGHT THING CUT BROWNE HE IS ABSOLUTE GARBAGE
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>Arm headlock

Is this middleschool fighting?
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Travis "Crapa" Browne

To think this donk DESTROYED schaub lol
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Getting Schaub'd
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Neither has the gas for two rounds.

Please don't turn into a gas-fest.
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S P I C E

10-9 OLE
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10 - 9 oliynyk
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>>77007676
muh gravytrain
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good fight!!
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HEAD MOOMENT
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>i was looking right at him i said don't stop the fight
>i was fine 100%
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christ i thought /heem/ was bad in terms of begging for streams but redditt is a whole other level of pathetic
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LETS GO OLD RUSSIAN DUDE YEAH
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always with the double heem moments in heavyweights

this is why stickweights are shit
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>let's go let's go let's GO
>gets permaheemed within the first minute
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i want to dislike travis browne but i like him
and vice versa for yoel romero, he has a fun fighting style and such but for some reason i dislike him
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>>77007692
lol rogan saying he's SHIT compared to travis browne
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>the absolute state of Travis
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Man Olienik goes for some meme shit doesn't he

No Edmund either huh
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yes


YES


YES

YES
YESSSSSSSS

GO OLEINEIK1
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>>77007698

And they have the streams on their site too. Embarrassing.
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10-9 Ezekiel Choke Man
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>>77007561
I've seen that pussy. No thank you.
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I can't imagine this makes Ronda wet for Travs knob
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>>77007692
>6 seconds left
>stop the fight
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>TRAVIS BROWNE "PANTS"
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>>77007690
never seen this beefore lmao.
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>>77007698
KEK

Ironic since the best place to get them is reddit
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What are you guys doing tonight after the fights?
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>Schaub got stopped by this guy
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Travis Browne has literally zero striking defense
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>There are people on /heem/ RIGHT NOW with better footwork than Oleynik
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I see a bright future for Travis.....in Bellator
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Damn Oleinik has a hot cornerwoman.

Also Travis not wanting to leave that stool.
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>>77007698
because people there probably actually help them, most people here just tell them to fuck off
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>>77007690
>filename
my fucking sides
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HEEM PREDICTS I GOT ONE

>OZ ABO
>GO HORSE
>Polish Bear
>"Not Mayhem" Miller
>Font
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>>77007732
committing suicide
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>>77007707
he looks like he should be a beast with that body type and style but he's a can which makes me resent him
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>>77007741

Last couple of nights there's been a lot of goofs spoonfeeding people here, that needs to stop.
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>>77007722
>not getting the reference
come on my dude
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travis "can't finish" browne
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>>77007734
in and out of the ring
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What are you guys eating?

I'm baking some macaroni.
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>>77007746

>permaheeming yourself before 214

Don't be a goof.
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>>77007741
No they literally have a whole page full of streams and all anyone is doing is complaining because the streams are not 100% perfect
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>>77007754
lol some guy stealing the events saying this
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>>77007732
Beating up my sister.
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What's the reach difference again?

Browne fights like poo
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>>77007769

That whole site is shit.
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>>77007764

i had some sausage with salad and a baked potato.
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NO CONDITIONING
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HEAD MOVEMENT HEAD MOVEMENT
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>>77007749
look at his face, you can just tell he's a beta
cant hide behind that ""tough"" beard pucci
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>>77007692
>it's not like i was eating punches
>well he was hitting you
>100%
what did he mean by this
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>>77007768
Good point
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>>77007770

Damn straight, I don't want my stolen streams slowed down by casuals who can't do basic searches to find them.
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>people still think Schaub wouldn't school this guy under USADA testing
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>>77007736
less Zenny face more Zenny body
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Romero vs Whittaker
Omielanczuk vs Blaydes
Werdum vs Overeem
Pettis vs Miller
Font vs Andrade
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WEW
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>>77007732
If Pettis wins I'll go to sleep happy

If Pettis loses probably what the other anon said
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Does browne enjoy being punched on the back of his head?
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what cucks around goes around
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Why isn't rousey in his corner?
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haha wtf is travis doing
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>>77007774
women and people who massive brain damage

even this grapplefucking ruskie has almost heemed Browne twice
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>>77007772
Oleinik has an inch on Browne
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HEEEEM TAPPY
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>Brown is ranked 9th

lol
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heavyweights get gassed so easily, the worst division by far
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god the heavyweight division is just the worst
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>yfw jon jones drops out at 214
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HEEM TAPPY

R
E
T
I
R
E
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HEEM TAPPY
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>>77007732
Fucking my gf then going to sleep
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HEEM TAPPY
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HAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAA
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>>77007797

Just to make sure you got this one

>>77007368
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4 LOSSES IN A ROW
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wow.

i unironically feel bad for browne. he's fucking done.
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DOWNE GOES BROWNE
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PAPA TAPPA
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TRAVIS ROUSEY BTFO
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HOly FUCk that wasnt even a real choke
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HAHAHA TRAVIS YOU ARE SUCH SHIT
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>>77007804
She's sustained a career ending pregnancy.
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>>77007799
could you imagine if she signed with Ultimate Surrender
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>grappling with Olenik

kys
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>>77007769
louis ck's bit about them being the worst people ever is unironically true
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Travis is cut

Travis is cut

Travis is cut
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I hate travis but I actually feel bad for him now.

he's been JUSTed too much
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>>77007811
manlet detected
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grapple fucking at HW well shit
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heeeeeeeem tappy
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>>77007690
holy fuck that caught me off guard
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FUCK THAT MOTHERFUCKER
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LMAO

TRAVIS YOU FUCKING BUM
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dat old man strength
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J U S T
U
S
T
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WTF? Travis Browne used to be good. I blame Ronda.
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OLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

RUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN


KHABIB!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Based Russian Grandpa of Choking
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>>77007823
i got it famalam
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EVERYONE LAUGH AT TRAVIS ILL START:
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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You now realize Ronda Rousey is somewhere hysterical crying
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$1000 travis browne retires and was paid to throw this fight for a last payday.
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FOUR
O
U
R
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Travis Browne vs Arlovski 2

Yes/no?
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NO
NOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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J U S T
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what the fuck happened to browne?
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>>77007854
No he wasn't
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>4 losses in a row
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>Monkey arms
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TAP OUT OF THERE TRAVIS!
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FLUSHED
GADOOSHED
JOSH BARNETTED
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>THE STATE OF TRAVIS ROUSEY
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA\
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA'
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
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Travis getting rekt brings such joy to me, my dudes.
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Name a more iconic duo of bed shitting than travis and ronda.

Ill wait.
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>>77007797

I got mine right here!!

>>77007745
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>>77007844
Bootyblasted fatty revealed
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Gonna laugh tomorrow when Mexicunt is stripped of the title and all you apologists are wrong
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heem neck cranked!!!
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travis is over
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My stream is so fucking behind.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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nice jaw breaker/RNC variant
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>the city of Travis
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RETIRE ALREADY YOU BUM
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Travis Browne vs Arlovski 2

Yes/no??
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>>77007732
Fucking this guy's >>77007819 gf then going to sleep.
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Why didn't travis get out of there?
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its not edmonds fault, honda and travis fucked up each other careers.
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>>77007860
lmmaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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>>77007860
HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH
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Travis has no heart
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>>77007871
He was good earlier in his career.
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>>77007863
>paid to throw
>Travis needs to be paid to be shit
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Holy shit
Good fight and Oltneik was based af

But also lads Travis looked like absolute shit. Maybe his worst ever. I genuinely thought he'd win that one
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>>77007797
Whittaker
Blaydes
Overeem
Pettis
Andrade
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>>77007797
good job lad, good work.
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>>77007840
I don't have a phone, i have a 240p stream and a mouse with a literally broken off left click i have to hold in place constantly to use
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>>77007379
Actual answer: There was a vid on wurl star hiphop where some black guys ganged up and knocked out some bystander (big surprise there). The cameraman recorded the unconscious guy on the street and overlaid the text "heem sleepy". After that, heem is slang for blacks knocking people out AKA UFC.
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>>77007862
from orgasm
>>
>hes a gorilla
>thats how he has longer reach
>orangutan arms
>>
TRAVIS STAY AT HOME PAPA BROWNE
>>
SCHAUB AVENGED

SCHAUB AVENGED

SCHAUB AVENGED

SCHAUB AVENGED

AGAIN
>>
>>77007870
i dunno bro... i dunno q_q
>>
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why is Stann constantly refering to Travis fight with Schaub?
>>
He's getting cut right?
>>
>>77007893
post bigg ronda pictures bud
>>
>>77007862
Doubt it.
>>
Can webm makers do the finish from the beginning

it was a half guard get up/sweep/ back take/ to mat return/ to RNC/jaw breaker
>>
>>77007732

Getting my daily scrap on BF1 then going to bed.
>>
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>>77007860
>>
Travis is a fucking bum. He lucked into top position early in rd 2 and was too gassed to do anything. Pathetic. Go for a jog some time nigga. This 50 year old dude had more in the tank than you.
>>
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Schaub lost the fight.

but Schaub won at life.
>>
>>77007907
I think he hurt his leg in the first.
>>
>>77007896
>implying a leaf could cuck me.
>>
Wow
>>
>>77007925
SCHAUB BLESS
>>
>>77007732
Posting on /heem/ and playing Rainbow Six.
>>
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>>77007860
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
>>77007893

When she cut the weight ONLY.
>>
6'2 never trained mma, think i could heem travis tbqh
>>
>>77007927
I think that was his last win
>>
>be on top of the world, one of the biggest prospects in the UFC
>let a whore completely destroy you
>get JUSTed into oblivion
Goddammit Travis...
>>
>>77007880
>>
>>77007925
lol it just demonstrates how shit schaub is
>>
>>77007927
browne's last legitimate win
>>
>40 submission wins

Dang
>>
>>77007939
he must pray every night Joe still lets him hang off his coattails
>>
>RNC
>Un orthodox
>>
>>77007927
Taking a dig at Joe's shitty friend. Also Mirtione and Schlub are his last two wins
>>
>orangutan arms
>>
>>77007912
They literally handed him an easy win, all he had to do was out-strike and keep the distance, he still almost got heemed twice by a submission specialist. Retirement when?
>>
>>77007957

Is that the fight where Werdum opened with the flying kick? lel
>>
I am afraid panch
>>
>>77007935
webm makers request please
>>
>>77007963
Kek
>>
>>77007927
This shows how many levels there are above schaub
>>
This is the first live UFC Schaub has attended since he retired.

What a night!
>>
Holy shit I never realized quite how tall Big John is, he's virtually identical to Browne.
>>
>>77007907
eaten by a harpie
>>
thank you very big
>>
>>77007941
True. I'll be too busy fucking yer mum, m8.
>>
Thank you very big!
>>
THANK YOU VERY BIG
>>
>Thankyou very big
>>
Rogan is such a cuck. He'd NEVER say a black fighter has "orangutan arms." That pink knuckle stoner needs to go away.
>>
CONSTRICTED
>>
HOLY FUCK WAS THAT HIS WIFE?
>>
yo the russians wife is banging
>>
>tfw my double stuf oreos are somehow triple stuf
>>
>>77007974
that was not a RNC
>>
>he was hoping he was gonna do that but didnt believe travis was that stupid

hahahaha fuckin travis
>>
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aw he loves his waifu, cute

>4:50
do I stay up lads or wake up for whittaker roidmero? You think it's gonna be worth it?
>>
>>77007957
the absolute mememan
>>
>2017
>not speaking english
>>
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>>77007983
Yes
>>
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>Travis is a top 10 contender
>>
Fair play to Oleksiy for by-passing the interpreter.
>>
i love all frenz
>>
I'd love to see him fight Werdum
>>
>>77007999
>>77008002
>>77008006
>>77008007
4U
>>
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>(Travis is speaking in a tone similar to the Unforgivable video from Youtube)
>tomorrow morning
>breakfast
>GODDAMMIT RONDA I TOLD YOU I WANTED MY EGGS OVER EASY!
>*throws plate at wall*
>I'm sorry Trav-
>BITCH!?! WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU
>I mean Ha-Hapa
>GO INTO THE GARAGE AND HANDCUFF YOURSELF, I WANT TO SPAR....AGAIN!
>>
>>77007963
this is actually perfect, Ronda is Bill who actually achieved great things and was at the top of the world for a while before things came crushing down at astonishing speeds and Browne is Hillary who looked like a sure thing before failing at every conceivable level and losing to a bum who can't speak english.

Fantastic.
>>
FUCKING GLOBALIST
>>
REMINDER THAT NUNES WAS MEDICALLY CLEARED TWICE AND STILL REFUSED TO FIGHT.
>>
>>77008013
I'd let her wrap me up in a triangle desu
>>
Wow he just declared peace between russia and usa
>>
>>77008010

rogan would thrash you irl tho.
>>
I really would love to hear Oltenik with subtitles like a technical breakdown of all his weird ass subs. Its a weird mix of judo/sambo
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>>77007996
>>
Holy shit he's a nice guy too. Is Alexi going to be our boy???
>>
I LOVE ALL FANS

NO RUSSIAN, NO AMERICAN, ALL
>>
But I am afraid of punch, for this, my wife is trainer.
>>
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ALL FANS NO RUSSIANS NO AMERICANS ALL WORLD
>>
Reminder that if you don't count travis' """"""win""""" against matt mitrione where he eyepoked him into the worst hematoma ever, he hasn't won a fight since 2014.
>>
BASED OLINEIK
WE ARE ALL /HEEM/
>>
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>>77007796

Hmmm....
>>
>>77008037
schaub is lewinsky?
>>
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>>77007939
>delusion
>>
6'5 230lbs, 320lbs bench 495lbs deadlift, no martial arts training except watching ufc and street fight videos

what are the chances I could take on a UFC welterweight?
>>
>I love all MMA fans

Hear that /heem/, everybody here has somebody who loves them.
>>
>>77008052
>>77008055
>russians and americans not even considered people of the world
lmao
>>
the bald one
>>
Dana is properly geared up lads.
>>
Dana could play the penguin in the next batman film
>>
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Time to pay up ya fuckin goofs no illegal shit
>>
why are all the streams shit
>>
>>77008080
uh sorry i left my wallet at home
>>
>>77008071
no chance
>>
>australian
where's that one NZ poster
>>
>>77008059
lmao guess who that win came against
>>
>>77008019
You could say its a RNC variant/ezekiel variant, looks a lot like the RNC jaw breaker variant
>>
>>77008065
desu he looks like he could suck a mean dick
>>
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Bless ya pops and thanks for giving Travis another loss, always a pleasure.
>>
>>77008075
t. macaco
>>
>Dana yelling at me to buy his ppv again
I un ironically was going to until nunes pulled out
>>
>>77008065
Schaub is Bernie
>>
>>77008055
I thought he was saying all france
>>
You can tell Dana is absolutely seething during this interview, I don't blame him
>>
was this card really that stacked?
>>
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>>77008070
HAHHAAHAH

also this record tho
>>
>Australian

NZ BTFO BY KING GOOF
>>
>>77008088
right here and i'm furious
>>
>Two bald men shouting at us
>>
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ITS NEARLY TIME ITS NEARLY TIME ITS NEARLY TIME ITS NEARLY TIME
>>
>>77008080
no nunes, no buys
>>
Dana is shucking and jiving
>>
>>77008071
>320 bench
Dyel you'd get rekt
>>
Rogan nazi saluting at the end lol
>>
>>77007939
This just proves that social skills are the most important in life.
>>
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is he getting fat?
>>
Watched all travis browns losses the other night. I dont know why its so satisfying to see him lose. I think its when his legs go wobbly, makes it so comical.
>>
>>77008083
there is a really good one try ufc.tv
>>
>>77008123
just bulking
>>
why was joe rogan sieg heiling?
>>
>>77008104
they have to say that to justify charging 50$ for it

>>77008109
you're valid
>>
are there any guys over 6'5 who aren't completely unco?
>>
>>77008099
t. drunk skunk
>>
Joe's promo cuts are the best part of any ppv.
>>
Travis literally was in half guard and did nothing

Don't even understand that
>>
>>77008123
>getting
>>
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>UFC PPV
>Teenage Wasteland starts playing
>>
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>>77007797
Romero
Overeem
Pettis
Font
>>
>>77008126
sorry bud never heard of it
>>
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>>77008026
>>
>>77008123
like a tomato
>>
I will never tire of Joe and Dana shouting red faced over Baba O'Reilly
>>
>>77008119
i'm literally the second best powerlifter in my entire country in my division
>>
>>77008130

Getting ready for Yoel's goose-stepping later tonight.
>>
Joe just did the roman salute lol
>>
>>77008123
he's hit that I have 300 million in the bank and i don't give a single fuck phase
>>
>>77007573
can really see the moor blood in you
>>
They legally had to refund anyone at the event because of Nunes (Nevada law). Fortunately for them literally no one cared.
>>
>>77008083
http://goatdee.net/ have ad and pop up blockers ready and you are set
>>
Dana trying to justify people buying this main card.
I almost feel bad for him.
>>
>>77008133
Lebron James
>>
>>77008123
Heavyweight needs a new top 10 contender lad, he's just building a fat store up so he can get yolked.
>>
>>77008123

He's been getting fat for a while.
>>
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>>77008109
His dad's Australian, he lives in Australia and he has a Southern Cross tattoo.

The only NZ in him is that 1/4 maori blood. Cry harder.
>>
>>77008136
it was weird, i need to see the replay but the moment he postures up he hesitates, Alexi sees this, seizes the opportunity to underhook scramble up and then chain grapple the finish
>>
nunes unironically ruined my weekend

fucking bitches
>>
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Sorry Joe, streaming the fight. /ourgirl/ isn't fighting, and no Big Brown on the mic.

Sad!
>>
>>77008097
globalist scum
>>
>>77008019
I honestly don't think it was anything. Travis just tapped because he was tired and wanted to go home.
>>
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>>77008123
no
>>
Dana literally looked like he was having a heart attack during the last moments of that Joe segment
>>
VIRTUALLY
IDENTICAL
>>
RIPPING ME INTO FECES
>>
>>77008136
gassed
>>
>>77008026
lmao what the fuck did Browne do to Werdum pre fight?
>>
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>>77008123
>>
would be nice if Nunes came in the last minute tho
>>
>>77008177

>putting your weekend's enjoyment in the hands of a WMMA fight not involving Joanna
>>
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>>77007686
CouchRhonda is BestRhonda
>>
>>77008121
>>77008130

Tis no surprise. He did help the alt-right reach a larger platform than anyone else.

He also said Nazism should be discussed in the "free market of ideas" and advised black people to calmly debate Richard Spencer regarding black genocide.
>>
>>77008107
>it's real

wait what? holy shit I'd never even heard of this guy until he pulled off that ezekiel choke, I thought this was just some old dude who'd taken on MMA at a late age. fuckin A
>>
stream at weebcrew.moe for anybody who might need one
>>
>>77008109
http://worldmapswithout.nz

:(
>>
>>77008197
>asian
>thicc

the fuck is this demonry
>>
>>77008181
it was a submission (strong russian)
>>
Kenflo and Cruz picked Yoel
>>
>>77008113
>Still the only stoppage loss in Gil's career
Godamn it Anthony. Where did you go? What changed? You were supposed to be the chosen one.
>>
>>77008160
no one is traveling to vegas and asking for a refund because that shit fight got called off, maybe if it was ronda 2 years ago, maybe
>>
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>>77008191
I dont know, I just love that he absolutely styled on him in both fights and winds up kicking Edmond at the end of everything.
>>
>>77008204
I check this every so often and they dont have it when i need a stream
>>
How mad is Dana with Nunes now? Will he strip her?
>>
>>77008204

Who is this qt dino?
>>
>>77008164
>THIS CARD IS STACKED EVERYONE! WE REALLY TRIED OUR BEST
>WE GOT ROB FUCKIN FONT
>AND HOW ABOUT DANIEL OMIE-WHATEVER THE FUCK HIS NAME IS VS. CURTIS BLAYDES
>PLS BUY
>>
>>77008197
I want to sniff her sweaty butt.
>>
Bisking has spoken, house on Rob
>>
>>77008191
Werdum is just a memer
>>
>>77008194
he's starting to remind me of norm macdonald in a way
>>
>Kenny and Cruz pick Romero
>Bisping visibly trying to keep from panicking
>starts shouting about why Whittaker will win
>>
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>>77008169
>He's been building MASS for a while

ftfy ya goof
>>
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>>77007690
Looks like Wusho or CHoi li fut. Good training fo your body, desu.
>>
>>77008200
wtf I love rogan now!
>>
>>77008224
Reem had food poisoning on the 209 card and fought Probably wont let nunes peg him tonight
>>
Pettis will get heemed
>>
>>77008197
he insta sucks now, she got a boyfriend or something
>>
>>77008211
https://www.google.ie/search?q=china+beautiful+buttocks+contest&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gws_rd=cr&ei=uSZhWZ_xOaKWgAbw46mYAQ
>>
>>77008247
I hope you are not disrespecting Wusuh, bro
the goat Anderson Silva used a lot of it in his fights
>>
FACE THE PAIN
>>
TIME TO
>>
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>>77008243
he got Lorenzo's supplements
>>
>>77008214
+++
>>
>>77008241
>>
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING!!
>>
>>77008243
C U L T I V A T I N G
>>
>tfw you remember Lawler vs Cerrone was supposed to be tonight
>>
>>77008254
>Probably wont let nunes peg him tonight
kek
>>
END THIS SUFFERING
>>
I NEED A MINUTE TO MYSELF
>>
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>>77008123
>literally no neck

And how the fuck is he so red all the time?
>>
JUST BLEEEEEEEED
>>
NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
>>
when are we going to make 3 man fights in the UFC? what would it look like? what strategies would the fighters use?
>>
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the black beast
>>
>>77008286
CRAWL INSIDE My HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD
>>
Yoel soldier of god vs 10 muslim immigrants? Who wins?
>>
RIPPPINGGG INTOOO PIEEECESSS!!!!!!!!
>>
>>77008274
That should give CNN hours of coverage.
>>
IN

TO

PIECES
>>
>>77008256
NO
>>
>>77008224
oh he's stripping her alright, for tonight Nunes likes cock, shriveled and veiny
>>
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>>77008298
black beass in dis hoe
>>
Prime Silva would beat both Romero and Robert
They are too heavy and ungraceful
>>
>>77008263
oh jesus are there any higer resolution images /
>>
>>77008204
this worked last time so i wanna say thx <3
>>
Does John Annik even trane?
>>
>>77008313
>>
New
>>77008319
>>77008319
>>
>>77008298
This guy is good at shit talking despite having an 80 IQ.
>>
>>77008299
CRAWL INSIDE My HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
new
>>77008324
new
>>77008324
new
>>77008324
new
>>77008324
new
>>77008324
>>
>>77008305

RENT

FREE
>>
>>77008302
Yoel unless the muslims say no to gay jesus
>>
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>>77008316
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah no
>>
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>>77008241
granted norm looks like he fused with a chipmunk now but I still don't see it
>>
What happened to Amanda exactly?
>>
>>77008302
>Yoel emerges from the carnage covered in blood and sweat
GAY JESUS
>>
>>77008274
good man
>>
>>77008070
Is that kid really not his?
>>
>>77007892
I've heard it called a ninja choke and an Ezekiel choke. Ive been caught in one before. They are very deceptive. Didnt know I was gonna go out until i was on my back being tapped on my chest with my m8 trying to wake me back up.
>>
>>77008197
It's my life goal to impregnate one of these now. One less white child in the future is nothing compared to a thicc sweaty asian. Going to keep her in a sauna and just bang 24/7. I'm dedicating my whole life to this goal. What do I have to train to impress and marry an Asian /sp/?
>>
>>77008177
How do people care this much about wmma? It's like watching amateurs fight. Every time I watch them I get pissed off because they suck so horribly yet still get to live the dream.
>>
>>77008288
this girl is not blak
indian of some sort
>>
>>77008343

/heem/ consensus is she ate out Aspen Ladd and caught her food poisoning.
>>
>>77008319
>>77008319
>>77008319
>>
>>77008314
based
>>
>>77008316
>The fight begins
>Yoel takes Silva down and elbows the shit out of him
>AND THE NEW
>>
Why the fuck is this fight on the main card?
>>
>>77008472

Because they couldn't take Browne-Oleinik away from Fox.
>>
>>77008080
did dana graduate hs in his mid 30s? wtf
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