/oro/ thread

>>77004716
Did canada qualify for this shit?

Save this for tomorrow

Real thread
>>77004700
>>77004700
>>77004700
>>77004700
>>77004700

>>77004716
First for group leaders

>>77004726
A U T O M A T I C

>>77004726
Yes. You beat a French island 4-2 yesterday. Good job!

>>77004741
>being the OP is the most important aspect of my life

>>77004716
holy shit just realized its concacaf and not concaf

>>77004741
Fuck off

>>77004743
>Implying Martinique won't beat the odds

Jesus fuck, our defence is shit

>>77004801
It could be worse. It could be David Lols.

Mls was a mistake. Put in Championship and Bundesliga players into these B teams, not these fags. Acosta can stay though but if he doesn't fix his shit he can fuck off.

Sack Bruce Arena

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>>77004788
I posted it first

>>77004829
If you sack Arena, who would be the next US Manager?

>>77004850
>being the OP is the most important aspect of my life

>People actually forgot this is how Arena's teams play.
He has never been a tactical genius, he's literally an American version of Klinsmann only he's sane enough to not put players out of position. Most of you newfags clearly didnt watch the team in the early to mid 2000s where we would grind out results like this.

>shit defence
>unnorganized attack
just like my town's perreras

>>77004857
Hire Bielsa after he inevitably leaves France in a few months from a breakdown. But only keep him for the world cup tournament. He'll force our lazy out of shape players to work hard and press for the ball.

>>77004887
>sane enough to not put players out of position.
>Puts Zusi out of position

Really rattles my ravioli

This game is rigged. I wouldn't miss this goal for nothing in this world.

>17 minutes
>one player ded already
JUST

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Go Nicar/a/gua!

>>77004968
I thought Peru was /a/, not /int/.

>>77004952
With the arrest of our old FA president, I think Nicaragua might be the last bastion of good ol' fashioned FIFA style corruption left in Central America

BASED MANLET GK

>>77004986
Silly Brasil. Perú shitposts in /a/LL the boards.

>>77004995
nah, Rocha was sacked as the piece of shit he is

>That harambe flag
>Normieragua

>>77004995
>Nicaragua might be the last bastion of good ol' fashioned FIFA style corruption left in Central America

You are not serious right?

>>77005031
>he doesn't know
Don't ruin his innocence. Are you /lmb/ mexibro?

Gogo France

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>>77005045
I meant in the federations. The refs are always going to be corrupt

>>77005045
I am. I was watching some games last night

>>77005095
you can't be this naive

>>77005095
>FENIFUT
>Not corrupt

You should the beauty of National Football Stadium we have here

>>77005095
>he doesn't know

>>77005119
Good lad.

>>77005095
Guatemala actually tries to do something about it. The other countries are literally so corrupt they don't even make a fuss

>>77005143
I know, I said you were the most corrupt ones

>people actually rated Acosta
>people actually rated Morris
>people actually rated McCarty
>people actually rated Rowe
>people actually rated Bedoya
>people actually rated Zusi
>people actually rated Besler
These """""""""people"""""""""" are why our team is shit and behind a mediocre Mexico.

Fuck it, I can't find a single motherfucking good stream. This shit ain't worth it

>JUST
JUST
>JUST
JUST

Nicaragua brings shame into our family once again
>>77005254
M8 I don't even give a shit about the MlelS and I'm tired of your NASL shitposting.
No matter what the fuck country you are, you're always going to have a majority of players playing in your country's league, it's just how it is.

>>77005270
>what is rojadirecta
I'm literally using it.

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lel

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commies BTFO

>>77005270
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYd73rkhvCs&list=PL8fVUTBmJhHKq0MhIplzljtGhHN2E_jk0&index=6

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Martinicaragua

sandinistas btfo tbqh

>>77005319
>stream is unavailable
wtf I'm literally watching it right now

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Dubs decide what I do during this meme game. Pls don't make me go to jail. Posted behind the Martinique goal rn

anyone ever seen a martinique flag post here?

>>77005254
This was Acosta's first shitty game since he started playing with the national team. He's deserves more chances.

Everyone else is a shit though, I agree.

>>77005360
Watch the game like a proper human and don't do anything. Also post timestamps or you aren't there.

>>77005292
Fuck off you dumb spic. Go talk to yourself in your own thread.

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>mfw all the games will be aired on national tv

>>77005360
Yell "San Andres y Providencia, hoy y siempre Colombianos"

>>77005360
Kiss the guy in front of you

>>77005360
Buy some nachos

>>77005399
Based Peruvian scriptfag

>>77005399
We'd better fucking see some nachos soon

>>77005399
You wasted the opportunity of making anon go to jail

>>77005360
Post a picture of a qt near you

>>77005365
I don't think they even have their own proxy

>>77005383
meh, that doesn't hurt as much anymore

go france?

>>77005399
Peru wins. Hold on, time to find some nachos

>>77005399
>adding to America's already disastrous obesity problem

not cool man, not cool at all

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YAY Nachos!

>>77005270
exstreams . net/ch_a.php?30

>>77005399
>>77005458
I think I love you, Peruvi/a/n friend.

Rate my game snack

>>77005515

lol

>>77005515
Ramadan/10

>all these garbage teams with no offensive output
lol, you don't stand a chance against us

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>>77005446
Pls excuse my shitskin thumb :(

>>77005515
Diet is for faggots

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>>77005515
pic related
>>77005521
fuck you

>>77005515
Why do I know you are using firefox on KDE?

now a fucking refball

>>77005536
Based blackanon
shit-tier nachos

>>77005536
Doesn't matter, anon.
>>77005538
I don't know what that is, but it doesn't look bad.

>>77005538
8/10. actually looks pretty good
is the green liquid some kind of tomatilla salsa?

>>77005536
Why does nacho look like a plastic?

>>77005555
welp, shit tier nachos confirmed

>>77005538
u mad my paki friend?

>>77005567
so that the flavour matches the tub of liquid plastic next to it

>>77005562
jalapenos

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Post halftime qts

>>77005536
Nashville's nachos looking very weak there

>>77005538
where's the meat/10

>>77005598
Meat is haram

>>77005598
if you eat a helpless animal you may as well eat a person

there is literally no difference

>>77005623
Is macaco a person? Its soup is good.

>>77005623
There's a difference. That's cannibalism.

>>77005623
gay hipster/10

>>77005536
Surprised you actually delivered.

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>>77005536

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>>77005635
>>77005637
>>77005638
>spic morals

>>77005662
>he doesn't eat meat

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>>77005662
Let me eat what I want.

>>77005623
Animals eat animals. We're just the best animal at eating other animals. Also plants can feel pain. I hope you starve to death now that you know this.

>>77005662
I could live without red meat and poultry if I had to, I guess, but I couldn't live without that and fish
do fish fall into your "helpless" category too?

>humans protest for the life of cows
>cows never protested for their own lives
Made me think.

>>77005643
I have nothing better to do. My father and I are just chilling, watching the meme of a game. Witnessing poverty ball in action.

>>77005702
This.
It's human nature to be omnivorous, If the whole world went vegetarian millions of people will starve to death because the vitamins needed to supplement all that autism can't be mass produced at an industrial scale

>>77005720
your mum was begging for mercy when i was plowing her

(your mum is a cow)

>>77005735
Nice. Are you my dad? It would explain why I'm black.

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>>77005735
>>77005759
Confirmed for cow fucker. That's disgusting anon.

>*Muffled La Gozadera*
Every fucking time

>>77005772
what's more disgusting, fucking a cow, or killing and eating it?
you'd fuck a person sooner than kill and eat them, wouldn't you?

get your think on

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>>77005727
Did you join the wave anon?

>>77005772
Disgusting AND haram. It would be punishable by death in British Sharia™.

>>77005863
>The wave at an empty stadium

>>77005863
Nah I was eating some peanuts at the time.

>If Martinica forwards were a little better this game would be 5-0

I expected more of you Nicaragua

These Martiniques are feisty motherfuckers

this Nicaraguan goalie deserves to play for a better country

>>77006093
Me too actually. Nicaragua has been improving a lot recently. They almost beat Jamaica to make it to the fourth round of conCACAf wcq

Having a laugh listening to the guys from univision desu

>>77006162
Funny. I think the same of Guatemala. They are Honduras tier for me. It's just that they choke a lot more than the other teams

>losing to martinique
LOMA how is that even possible, only a complete non-country would ever fall so low

>>77006214
Guatemala is already better than Honduras probably. The actual generation of our NT is really bad compared to recent previous years. And the future doesn't look bright desu.

>>77006214
I-it's not like I wanted your approval or anything Mexico-cerote

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>>77006093
>The team that beated Jamaica at their home and eliminated Haiti with a hat-trick. And won 3-0 against Canada on an unofficial friendly.
>Chocking themselves against Martinique

I'm still trying to figure it out as well

Nicaragua is kill. Really nice goal.

>El país maloliente de Nicaragua

That was impressive.

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You're letting your country down, Nicas

https://youtu.be/bozmGMLzrVg

>>77006240
kek
I noted that irony leaf kun. Good shitposting

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>>77006283
Yep. This Honduras generation is waay worse than the past one. Is not my aproval, it's actually a disaproval. You could actually qualify to the WC but you have the same mentality as Mexico

>>77006315
The other teams were following the mexican pattern of playing their Ñ team at times.

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this is what you get for abandoning baseball

>>77006336
>All those qts

>>77006315
You fell for the non-country meme and got over-confident. Mexico could barely beat Martinique 1-0 last time. They are talented and fast fuckers

>that fucking goal
Seeing that shit live broke my sides holy shit Nicaragua, Martinique isn't even a country technically.

>>77006366
Nicaraguan women are the best-looking in CA desu
not that it's saying much

>>77006315
sorry m8

>>77006366
>>77006417
Fucking this. Nicaragua has a lot of qts. Also, checked.

is this France's N team?

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I heard the smack on that one.

>>77005254
Who are these ((((people))))

>>77006495
MLS (Major League Soccer) memes

>>77006495
His imaginary friends.

>>77005254
what does that have to do with mexico? very few of those dudes are in our starting xi or usual subs

also, bedoya and besler have actually turned in good performances in world cup matches, though neither of them will probably be anything more than depth moving forward.

>>77006345
>You could actually qualify to the WC but you have the same mentality as Mexico
It's true, we can't get past the perceived superiority of other teams. Although its getting better, our mentality is the biggest block to our country's success. We played Honduras and El Salvador I think 3 times each in 2016 and beat them every time, but when we play against Mexico, we lose before the team even gets on the field

It's actually funny how much the football mentalities are different from country to country in Central America

>Guatemala
Skilled technical players but third world loser mentality
>Honduras
Athletically superior players and winner mentality. Les duele perder. This is the reason They've been the most successful from the triangulo norte countries in the last few years. Only downside is that they can be lazy
>El Salvador
Just like Honduras except less athletically gifted and more hard-working
>Nicaragua
Baseball country. Only recently finding football culture. Always plays with balls though, especially against Costa Rica
>Costa Rica
Superiority complex, hardworking and professional attitude, coupled with world class talent development.
>Panama
Don't know enough Panamanians that care about football to actually know lol

>>77006601
youre so fucking annoying tripfag

why are you so proud of the shithole country I was born in, when its literally a shithole

take that trip off cerote shuco

>>77006657
Daily reminder that you're not American.

>>77006657
>replying to tripfags

>>77006657
el jutiapANO
I only tripfag in threads where my nationality is relevant. In most other threads I'm just a united statesian flag.

>>77006601
Ironically, you are doing the thing that actually is working for Mexico: Working. You just need to win and learn to win. Mexico is always a meme, we won because we have 120M fuckers and yet we got eliminated by Haiti and shit. Only last decade Federation actually made teams work on youth squads and this generation is not special, yet they are far better than the old ones

>>77006688
daily reminder that I dont care I wasn't born here

and once I can I will gladly return to Europe, since my ancestors should have never left.

>>77006702
lmao you remember me

AAAAAY Nicaragua, Nicaraguita

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vLhEz46iss

>that guatemalan flag

cringe

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>>77006745
>he thinks he's European

>>77006745
>>77006773
Are you also the NASL shitposter?

>>77006774
Since im not a poorfag catracha
ive had a genetic test

Italian, Greek, German, Latvian and Spanish

idk why my great grandparents needed to go to guatemala to farm coffee.

We know colombians fuck donkeys,but what animal do nicaraguans fuck?

>>77006820
salvadorians

>>77006820
I once saw that vox documentary on donkey fucking in colombia

>>77006805
no

also are you from the east coast?

>>77006774
Orientales like to roleplay >m-muh whiteness. They're the South Brazilians of Guatemala
>>77006820
Costa Ricans (and also donkeys)

>>77006809
>genetic test
K E K
E
K

>>77006820
Chickens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHx92Y1gueA

Don't remember where is the actual video, but yeah...

>>77006857
yeah . the ones that use your saliva to find your haplo groups etc

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>>77006858
I don't rate Nicaragua anymore

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>>77006858
>mother offers him a prositute

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>>77006858

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>>77006858
absolute madman

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>>77006846
No, I'm from Guatemala, but I do live in the east coast.
>>77006888
>888
I'll show you mine if you show me yours

>>77006858
thread derailed by a fucking chicken fucker lmao

This tournament is providing good memes. First black canadian pulisic and now chicken fuckers Nicaraguans

The Gold Cup is great

>>77006939
holy fuck

are you short and brown?

I dont have a screenshot of mine since its not on my pc and i dont have the files to rerender it.

I am a castizo tho, `13~ native if i remember ,I left that part out on purpose.

Are you mayan or dirty azteca?
Im confirmed mayan since great grandmother on mom side was indita

Nicaragua has to be one of the worst sporting countries taking population into account.

>>77007033
>I'M WHIIIIIIITEEEE
>Okay...I'm not white
every time.
also:
>Aztecs
>In Guatemala
uwotm8
>>77007022
We should make a /copalib/ collage.

>>77006939
the biggest show was that im are only 9% iberian

that shit floored me and famiglia

>Italian masterace after all.

>i even accidentally learned italian in high school before i even knew LOL

>>77007085
This. A collage would be good. But I'm shit on that stuff. You make it chapin tripfag

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>>77006858

This is why I keep coming to this shithole

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>>77007085
lol I am Germanic and fucking Baltic
so im white but Im more proud of being 40% Italian/greek masterace

>pic related

Aztecs did make it to Guatemala

>>77007247
no the whole point is that I get annoyed by people like chicanos and other hispanics that parade being from there when theyre complete shitholes.

I hate the americas, including the USA.

ALso just shitposting Chapin tripfag

\I like the fact that im mayan, they were cool in my field of study (astronomy).

>>77007064
you gotta remember how dirt fucking poor they are

>>77007384
You don't need money to learn how to kick a ball hard

>>77007332
I seriously don't get why that bothers you. Like, you're saying that you can be proud of being 40% Italian/Greek, but we can't be proud of being Hispanic?

>>77007456
you're saying sporting as in plural, cheapest sport is soccer and that was a bit of a late comer in terms of popularity, nobody used to play it up until recently
guess they lost hope in ever being great at baseball
they still have a top ranked boxer at least

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>>77007127
I would but I'm also pretty shit at it. Hey I'll give it a shot though.
>>77007191
This map is wrong, it doesn't include the highlands and Chiapan mayans.
>>77007332
Pls get that autism checked out. I'm not a chicano, and banter aside I don't constantly shit on the US, I also want to go back to my country to help make it a better place. Being a self-hating spic with yuro-chicano autism is just as bad.

>>77007457
not you
youre from honduras you can shittalk all you want

but that guy lives in the USA and hispanics here are cancer with the MUH proud raza from whatever shithole they are from

the reason I brought up being european is because you tried detracting by telling me im not >american which idgaf about, for reasons explained.

>>77007546
lol ight so youre mayan good

> I don't constantly shit on the US, I also want to go back to my country to help make it a better place
good then , but dont go back, you cant help low IQ populations much

im not self hating, i already said I like that Im mayan, i just left it out because bantz about being yuro.

>>77007517
They are a baseball country but I can't even think of any Nicaraguan baseball players

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>based Martinique

No hay ser más patético que los centrakas, por Dios, paisas más perras.

>>77007384
>2nd poorest country on the Western Hemisphere
>only reason it's not #1 is because a literal act of God knocked Haiti into the top spot

>>77009372
Aren't you one?

>>77011485
No : )

>>77011763
Why would someone who isn't from Costa Rica even go there

>>77012269
I'm from CR : )

>Why would someone who isn't from Costa Rica even go there

You tell me, I would love to see all those tourists and illegals getting kick out of here.