>£90M for a black Kevin Davies

Did Chelsea counter offer? He could go higher than Pogpa

>£90m for the bearded Benteke

>100 million dollars for a musclebound Kenwyn Jones

>>76998535
>>76998559
how do you type the pound sign?

>far too much for the millennial Yakubu

>>76998708
shift+3 on our keyboards

>¥100M for the Light Skinned Higuain

>£110M for the belgian Adebayor

>100 million euros for the hard of hearing Ade Akinbiyi

Is there anyone United could buy that people wouldn't criticize?

Ronaldo:
>They spent 150mi on a 32 years old tap-in specialist with rotten knees

Messi:
>They spent 200mi on a declining 30 years old guy who only played well due to Xavi

Neymar
>They spent 150mi on a party going 25 years old Brazilian. Don't they know party going Brazilians start declining after 27?

>>76998708
try altgr+4, or altgr wherever the sign is.

>>76999002
*the dollar sign

>>76998708

option+3 on us keyboards if you have a mac

What's up with United buying overrated black players?

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>>76999090
>if you have a Mac

>₩150000000000 for the poor man's Kayode Odejayi

>>76999111
Double trips of truth
>Pogba
>Di Maria
>Lukaku

>>76999136
>2018 not using a macbook pro do all of your work

Are you some kind of poorfag?

>>76998933
that swedish defender who nobody's heard of didn't get much criticism desu

>20% of the Romanian gold reserves for the black Felix Platte

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>>76999333
Mac hardware is 3 times the price as a PC with the same specs so the only real reason to buy one is insecurity

Why do people doubt how good he is? He's consistently gotten 20+ goals in the premier league in a mid table club and he's only 24 years old. His touch is questionable at times but he more than makes up for it and his record speaks for itself.

>>76998739
underrated

>>76999749
cos United and memes, c'mon son, you're on /sp/

>>76998933
The first two are valid criticisms for the prices

People didn't criticise the Di Maria signing as much because while it was a large price tag he had demonstrated his quality at a high level and it seemed like a good fit.

A lot of people doubted Lukaku's ability to play for a top club for years. Common criticisms were he would never get the space to run onto that he does for Everton as teams tend to defend deeper against them, his technique is relatively poor, and his attitude/work rate has been called into question. Even Chelseafags were sceptical about signing him for those reasons when they were front runners and mainly just wanted him because he was a fan of the club (LOL. Look how that worked out for them).

Also why the fuck do you even care? Opposition fans will always hate and he'll either prove them right or wrong, and if it's the second you can gloat about it afterwards.

>>76999749
we're still adjusting to the reality that "pretty good" players are worth 20m+ and anyone even approaching "really good" is 50m+
frankly I'd be worried about anyone who isn't

>2.58083526 billion slovakian koruna for a black Robert Vittek

>>76998535
>1bn norske kroner for the compact nubian Tore Andre Flo

>Le score against relegation fodder and never turn up in big games man

>240 million Bulgarian Lev for the Congolese Connor Wickham

>tfw the epl takes down the video of kevin davies nutmegging rio ferdinand and scoring

>>77000185

>tfw still waiting for Slovak to show up on these threads

>>77000500
who was that striker liverpool signed for big money but played like 4 games? eastern european guy i think. he ended up saying that was a waste of a year in his career.

>12 billion pakistani rupees for a tall saido berahino

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>>77000565

JUST

>>77000565
>>77000583
voronin was a free. might be thinking of Milan Baros, but he was there for 3 or 4 years and wasn't massively terrible

>35.29 million Happy Meals for a bearded Jermain Defoe

>76000 gold dabloons for the melanised giorgios samaras

>£94million to put mayonnaise on jermaine beckford's chips

>620 thousand tv licenses for a dark skinned Dean Holdsworth

>26 million second-hand fidget spinners for a younger Cameron Jerome

>>77000617
i totally forgot voronin existed.

neither of those guys. he was only there a year and left.

>>76998535
>7 billion bananas for the Christian Demba Ba

>>76998535
he has the 2nd most goals in the league, and plays for a midtable club, he's worth every penny u cuck

>52000 great gross Guldengroschen for the lambertian radiator version of Emerson Sheik

>>76998711
>>76999539
>>77000721
>>77000721
>>77000776
>>76998845

good posts

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>>77000617
>>77001053
it was milan jovanovic. benitez signed him before hodgson took over and bench him.

>>77002756
yeah he was shit. he was a free though too im sure