>"On this day... July 8 2014
>Müller will never be this good again
>>76998360
>>76998391
I kow he is a cunt and I kinda hate bayern and I guess our nt doesn't even need him, but I still miss his cheekyness.
I cant believe this was 3 years ago.
fuck man
>it's already been 3 years
fuck everything, how did I let all this time go away like this
what am I making of my life
>>76998540
>>76998502
I didn't expect this to become a feels thread
>>76998360
>this good
How good? Scored a sitter from 6m, almost fucked up 2nd with his clumsy touch, hilariously failed to hit the ball on Kroos 3rd goal etc, also did absolutely nothing in the final. Face it Hans, he was never THAT good, just a hard working horse in a dominant team.
>>76998596
wen she sees my dik
>>76998596
that's actually a really good looking woman
>>76998704
German people should be ugly then.
>>76998582
I really shouldn't be, but this made me laugh so hard
>>76998730
completely different for the most part, hard to compare
I just like brown skinned and brown eyed woman that aren't niggers yet
>>76998730
They are now that they're Turks.
>>76998730
google translatefag, get out.
>>76998749
>I really shouldn't be
I agree
>>76998758
not yet
>>76998770
what?
>>76998865
>>76998770
>>76998730
7 (sete) a 1 (um)
>>76998540
He was at the next Copa America and got to see Thiago Silva meme Brazil out of that cup
>>76998582
I'm pretty sure I recognized that girl with glasses in a world cup qualifying match later (maybe this year, even) against Peru.
>>76998888
>>76998472
>>76998492
>>76998502
don't look bravs, forward is the only direction that matters
we're all gonna make it
>>76998540
:( that was his last world cup
literally the only sad thing about this defeat
>>76998758
Turkish women are smoking t b h it's the Kurds with the moustaches
>3 years ago
>>76998540
>the dream of your favorite team in your favorite sport playing in your home country for the world cup
>you live in a favela but somehow scrap together enough change to attend one of the biggest matches on brazilian soil against the hated nazis
>you've watched Neymar and the boys since they have been young
>reminds you of the 1950's kicking a ball around with you boys
>your team comes out and takes a massive shit, one of the most embarrassing defeats in WC history
>>76999067
My anus couldn't be more sore but goddamn that goal was amazing.
>>76998888
>>76999094
the only thing amazing about it is how david luiz couldn't spend a single minute in his fucking position
>>76999120
>he's still this butthurt
kek
>>76999041
>favorite team
That would probably be Grêmio, since he has their symbol in one of those things in his hat. Not that it makes it any better, Grêmio went 15 years or so without a title and won one the year next after he died.
>>76999067
amazing goal that was completely forgotten because of the result
>>76998582
>>76999500
unironically you need to delete that "meme" from your save folder
>>76998324
hey thanks! I've just made 7 videos and sent them as gif to whatsapp groups full of brazillians
Wonga said that they played well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuvgxw7XV3o
>It's already been 3 years
Where did the time go? Also anyone got screenshots of the thread during this game?
Do you think Germany deliberately put on the brakes on the second half-time?
>>77002220
They said so, which is why they subbed Klose and Hummels early on and why Brazil ended up with more shots on target than Germany despite the one sided massacre.
At that point they were more interested in saving strengths for the final than in scoring more.
>team agrees to ease up in the second half
>Schürrle's finish for the 7-0
The guy doesn't give a fuck.
>>77002220
>even Shirley scored
i forgot. what a bloodbath
>>77002220
Yes, everyone could tell. The only one out there playing was Neuer (who was getting pissed at his CBs for being lazy and ruining his clean sheet) and Schurrle, who was subbed in and going goal crazy
Should have been 8-0
>be me
>wake up for night shift at work
>go take a shower litarally seconds after kick-off
>finish bath
>3x0
>just laugh, 'cause I hate literally everyone on that team
>joke with some neighbors as I leave home that it would be 7x0
>jump in the bus
>arrive at work 15min later
>as I eat some snacks in the local bakery, I hear some drunk old dudes crying and cursing
>look at the bakery TV
>I was right, 7x0
>I laugh harder, the butthurt old men turn their hate towards me
>fucking Oscar ruin it scoring at the injury time
I should have put some money in it.
>>77002401
Hummels said in an interview that they decided at half time not to humiliate Brazil more
though Schurrle didn't get the memo
Do brazilians actually use the phrase gol da Alemanha? Didn't really buy it but would still like to know
>>77002694
Schurrle was subbed in so had more energy
>>77002694
I doubt they cared about not humilliating Brazil, their biggest concern for the second half was making sure that nobody got injured for the final.
>>77002719
How so? Of course we use that phrase. It means what it was, "Germany's goal"
>it was on my birthday
based
>>77002801
Yeah somebody told me that people now use it in a more general sense for when things don't go the way the should. Like oh darn it gol da Alemanha
>>76998540
>He's been dead for 2 years now
>>77003008
no, but we do
Does someone have link to that youtube ronaldo tsu song? There was pink graphics, whole song was pretty hypno and full of tsuuus. Cannot find it and need it fast! Thanks anons
>>77002775
this, germans have no soul therefore would give zero fucks about crushing hues and causing suicides
>>76998912
It's not the same
>>77003008
Yes, we do. Everything something bad appears (like say corruption, etc) we say that.
>>77002719
Yep, that shit became an idiom.
>>76998391
Putting Muller and Gotze against >us helped us out so much in the draw. Dunno why Germany has a striker deficit all of a sudden, is everyone groomed to be a midfield maestro?
>>77003810
What is Werner
>>77003810
because we had klose for 20 years and löw never bothered to give someone else a chance, then klose was gone and löw insisted on just playing without strikers, which lead to germany sucking ass at the wc qualies/euros. luckily now we have werner the new GOAT.
>>77003087
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09PEs0Z40MQ
This one?
Never forgotten
>>77026673
please delete this
>>76998324
Damn! this was also 3 years since Suarez bitting someone last time
Hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha
Seven
Kek
Hahahahahhahahah
>>76998324
>it's been 3 years
can you please delete this thread?
>tfw irrelevant semifinal
>>76998324
>this was 3 years ago
>>76998360
>MUELLER
>EVER GOOD
HAHAHAHAHAH
THE FARMER KRAUT CANT EVEN KICK A BALL CORRECTLY
HE'S THE EPITOME OF SYSTEM BABBY, JUST GETS FREE TAP IN GOALS
>>76998324
A DAY WHICH WILL LIVE IN INFAMY
was that what you were going for OP?
>>76998324
>>76998983
t. Bülent Ali Al Bakr
>>76999067
>the way the keeper just collapses
Still gets me lol
>>77036135
being able to use opportunities is part of talent as well
Müller also takes shitty penalties. His shots are all spaghetti. As soon as the gk has the right corner he catches them. He got lucky so far because muh 1/3 chance.
>>76998680
Back off Pekka
>>76999067
from the WC I actually thought Schurrle was pretty good, why did he go to shit?
>>77047252
lelsea
>>77026673
based
>>77026673
Kill yourself Barneyfag
>>77047626
80% sure that's a neopet rather than a pony
>>77047626
What did Lee mean by this?