This nigga just died

haha

who?

>>76997211
Ajax talent

>>76997165
wtf how?

Fuck's sake ;_;

pls dont die

>>76997165
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYqhyxdTV1g

>>76997224
shot in some gang dispute in amsterdam slums

>>76997224
Just stopped and led dow
https://twitter.com/yayaajax/status/883711253918732289/video/1

>>76997224
football

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He collapsed, but we don't know if he's dead yet

2bh if I was losing to werder bremen I would want to die too

>>76997238
poor kid

I think he was just tired

imagine being a 20 year old lad, fit as a flea, and then just dying from a heart attack

>dead t*rk

oh no i am sad now

was this kid any good? or just another ajax meme?

>>76997258
KEK true

>--------------------De Gea---------------------
>---Valencia---Bailly---Lindelof---Shaw---
>-------Fabinho------Pogba-------Herrera--
>------Mkhitaryan---Lukaku------Perisic---

Top three finish at the very least.

Guys, this actually sucks, no one deserves to have a heart attack, let alone on a public stage like this.

F

>>76997165
he'll be fine

>>76997275
more like fit as a roach

>>76997224


>>76997012
Not death yet.

>>76997292
CL finalist as well

>>76997258
Werder are alright right now desu. Not as good as they were, but the best they've been in recent years.

>>76997308
bit edgy

>>76997309
hope he'll be okay bro

>>76997300
For those that don't know, Nouri is Ajax's biggest prospect. A kid with loads of potential. Best player of their youth team. Loved by everyone at Ajax.


>>76997292
>customers posting their shit lineups in a dead guy thread

this is why everyone hates you

>>76997300
>>76997324
>>76997329
>cuck flags

bet you're """refugees""" living off welfare

insects have empathy for their own kind huh

Holy shit, this guy was my future goat on my fm 17 save, pls dont die ;_;
Also, when I was young, a player died in a hue league match on live tv with the entire brazil died. Consequences literally were never the same.

>>76997350
shut up

>>76997350
edgy

>>76997351
>with the entire brazil watching
Auto fix'd.

>>76997165
R.i.p. Memphis depay

>>76997350
>bet you're """refugees""" living off welfare
t. Vivek Patel

>>76997350
just fuck off to /pol/ or /b/ or /int/ where your post would be showered with praise

>>76997309
they were using blankets to cover like in F1. not a good sign

>>76997350
"I am 18 and really want attention": the post

>>76997348
He is talented but I wouldn't go that far, at least in my opinion there's better.

But yeah he is loved, the guy has a lot of drive and isn't the usual scum brown kid who gets sent away because he attacked a cop or something similar.

>>76997348
>Nouri is Ajax's biggest prospect. A kid with loads of potential. Best player of their youth team
inb4 that's actually true and the future of the dutch NT just died today

How fucking spooky is it that your heart can just decide to stop at any moment?

I live alone too. I'd be dead for sure.

>>76997350
>>76997401
stop being so edgy, he's 20 and he collapsed. race has nothing to do with it

t. white guy

>>76997409
>leaf

>""""Dutch"""" shitskin dies
>people actually care

>>76997401
what a fucking mong you are

>>76997401
since pol started leaking into other boards and making absolutely everything about race

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>According to Ajax he is stable.

Is he an Afghani or something?

>>76997408
You could have an undiagnosed aneurism that could pop open at any moment. You'd be dead in a matter of minutes, even with medical assistance.

There is no point in worrying about this stuff.

>dutch football

it gets worse and worse lads

>>76997434
Wikipedia says Moroccan

>>76997434
moroccan

>>76997418
That's right. We consider him to be one of our own
Racism has lost

>>76997434
Moroccan

i knew this dude who died playing footy with his friends. shits scary af

>>76997451
good post

>>76997401
You're a complete mong. You're no better than the people you're supposedly making fun of.

stable, arrhythmia, they're keeping him asleep

his careers over at the least though

i wonder how much he was worth

Another soccer faggot dead, how sad lmao

Fútbol Total @FT_Total 24 segHá 25 segundos
Mais
ÚLTIMA HORA | El Ajax informa que Nouri sufrió un problema cardíaco. Se encuentra estable pero sedado. No parecen malas noticias. #ajawer

Stable and sedated. The roach shall live.

>>76997472
>slobenia copying brit insult in an attempt to fit in with the other leftyniggers

kek

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>>76997451
>He did his part
#fuckwhitepeople

>>76997486
>be american
>get concussion

>>76997464
RIP Macacinho

he could have been the GOAT

>>76997458
t. Achmed

Majority of this country will never see you as dutch/belgian. Dont kid yourself.

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>>76997493
Be nice.

>>76997492
"Nouri had cardiac arrhythmia (irregular heartbeat) but is stable and has a pulse."

>>76997464
>you now remember serginho from são caetano

>>76997485
>his career is over
Not really no, there was a player here in Brazil who also suffered from an arrythmia, he had to get open heart surgery and install a pacemaker but ended up getting back to football and even led his team to a Libertadores final (the supporters even nicknamed him braveheart, kek)

>>76997507
Was only kidding the burger

>>76997292
kill yourself

>>76997485
Overall Player of the year in the 2nd division whilst playing for young Ajax.
Midfielder
>10 goals
>11 assists
Potentially many millions.

https://youtu.be/CoEG7TqTuYc

>>76997486
this 2bh

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>We could all have a heart attack next time we run with no prior knowledge

fuck lads, gonna go fap. dont wanna die regretting my mediocre last fap

>>76997165
apparently the Netherlands are dead also

F

>>76997567
I'm going to reply to this post but it's not like I'm rolling or anything.

>mfw he dies and gets no sticky

the great netherlands curse rolls on

>>76997567
rolling

>>76997350
>>76997401
/ourguy/?

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>>76997510

>>76997567
My dad was literally the healthiest person in my house (he was from the army and did regular checkups) and had a heart attack out of nowhere. It could happen to anyone. Also rolling.

I want him to die but not because he's muslim. I just want something interesting to happen

>>76997642
If they take the life support off will he die?

>>76997517
>tfw did a eletrocardiogram test and found out a arrythmia

im gonna die

>be dutch
>try to move
>die

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>>76997235
>getting the tarp out to block cameras at the end

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>>76997653
>Spider monkeys in the Amazon have better health care than us

>>76997165
took too many roids

>>76997652
It would be very painful

>>76997652
He's a pacy guy

>>76997634
>It could happen to anyone

In reality you're only at risk if your family has a history of heart disease.

>>76997673
Having better healthcare won't save you if you have all-you-can-eat on Buffalo's Wild Wings Wednesdays for 5 bucks or 2 bigmacs, fries and a coke for 2 bucks.

>>76997673
don't believe it, his doctor is probably lying to cash on it

next they'll say he has a bone fracture and needs surgery and bolts

>>76997567
Hmmm

Pls don't die young toothpaste

>>76997653
No you won't, get a cardiologist and find out why it's happening, I’ve got an EECG anomaly and my heart is perfectly fine.

>>76997567
.

>>76997702
Not true. Age alone is a huge risk factor for heart disease, just like smoking, weight issues, diabetes, even just for being of a certain ethnic group can make you have a higher risk of heart disease. Family history is only one factor.

>>76997785
It's a very large factor though. Look at how many obese smokers and addicts who've never exercised in their lives are still around in their 50s.

Sudden and unexpected cardiac arrests in healthy people are almost always genetically predisposed. Same with strokes, most people are either one or the one.

>>76997859
*one or the other

>>76997451
>>76997421
>>76997401
FUCK
WHY

>>76997785
lol fuck off, weight doesn't cause heart disease.
I am very obese, 29 stone and my heart doesn't hurt at all, and I am in top health. I am fit and can run to and from work and I work 2 miles away as a fast food service professional which is a fucking hard job. I also eat five fruits and vegetables a day even though fruits and vegetables can cause heart failure because they have the compounds of fibre that the heart gets tangled in. I am strong as fuck as well.

but i on't smoke, don't drink, i don't keep my laptop on my chest i trim the fat from any red meat i keep my hair dry. this lets my heart stay healthy

>>76997859
Ohh, if you're talking about healthy people then that's true, I misunderstood you, sorry.

Defoe will become his friend.

>>76997165
Who?

>no tits out for him
sad!

>>76997401
shit bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqPxDYdbgoc
also be aware of karma, because the more shit you project the faster it'll hit you, and will come back to you pretty badly

>>76997933
What's your heart rate?

>>76997567
i want to be named cuckinho so bad ten please

>>76997165
>British "person" saying nigga
Mega cringe

>>76997567
scary shit tbf
also rolling

>>76997567
roll

>>76997567
rolling

>>76997567
Sports football world cup brazil

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>you can still die of a heart attack in an extremely visible place 10 feet away from trained EMT's on standby

Jesus Christ lads

>>76997433
What a gobble di gook language

>>76997500

>be canada's only national treasure
>miss several seasons to concussions

>>76997705

BWW is expensive as frick. I'd kill for $5 all you can eat

>>76997350
Isn't the internet banned by Sharia law?

>>76998209
you said it nigger

you fucking wogs are going to get hit by karma so hard when white people wake up

>>76999298
Professional Atheltes are known to have a risk for sudden heart attacks because big, bulky hearts seem to be more prone for it for some reason. So yeah basically do sports, but not too much of it.

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>2 (two) ajax players have now collapsed due to their heart stopping during a friendly match

which conclusion can we draw from this?

>>76997567

rolling for 71

>>76999470

drugs

>>76999457
Not just sports. If you're balding and use minoxidil for years you're also at a higher risk because the drug increases your LV mass.

>>76999414
>when white people wake up
but im argentine therefore white what the fuck are you saying nigga

>>76997933
you're literally incorrect my man, im sorry, at 406 burger pounds you shouldnt expect to live to 50 before dying of heart failure. your heart has to work so, so much harder each second to distribute blood throughout your body

>>76997567

Roll.

So is the kid dead, or is he going to be a vegetable, or is he likely to ever take the pitch again? Asking for a friend.

>>76997165
literally who
F

>>76999747
Don't apologize to a fat fucking britlard. Laugh at him for being stupid enough to believe he's healthy.

>>76999457
a person's predisposition towards heart attacks is irrelevant. The fact that you could be within spitting distance of on-call trained personnel, an ambulance and defibrillators, and STILL die, is goddamn horrifying.

>>76999470
That Lyon made two mistakes this summer

>>76997350
>>76997401
>>76997451
BASED BRITBONG REDDIT MORALFAG KEKS BTFO

>>76997409
(((white guy)))

>>76999816
the dude this thread is about didnt die though, hes in stable condition. but generally speaking yeah of course you can die at any time memento mori bud

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>>76997401
>hysterical screeching strawman created
>tee hee I'm an edgy little cunt
>claim that /sp/ was always actually stormfront
standard neo/pol/ shitpost here

any updates?
>>76997567

>>76999858
8 years libnigger

>>76999873
stable condition, artificially kept in a coma for now

I'm almost a doctor. This kid will have to retire immediately from all competitive play and will likely need either an AICD (implanted defibrillator programmed to keep his heart pumping) or a heart transplant. With the AICD he can still play but never at competitive level. Without the AICD he runs the risk of collapsing and dying during a game (Eredivisie football is still fine but why even bother).

Also, show me your rashes, lumps, etc. I won't give medical advice but I like to judge the most embarrassing bits.

>>76997567
rolling for reroll

>>76999952
If he can get good treatment he can still play. Clint Dempsey from our national team was out for like half a year after the doctors at his club discovered his heart arrhythmia and after a few surgeries he's back on the team like normal.

>>77000009
>never at competitive level
>USMNT
I didn't lie

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>>76999894
Nothing is so disgusting as a 'British' trump cock sucking groveler. Actually following this literal fucking retard, kek. You're sickening.

>>76999952
Evander Sno kept playing after similar shit happened to him, though. Recently retired.

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>>77000049
post a pic of yourself comrade

>>76999873
>musliminho
LMAO

>>76997165
Good fucking riddance

>>77000045
There's literally no difference in physical exertion you idiot.

>>76999894
good lord you are cringy

>>76999952
>>76999952
Almost Doc, my sister's bf had a cardiac arrest 10 days ago, she gave him compression for 6 minutes before the paramedics got there and took over. He got shocked three times, went to specialist heart centre and was sedated for three days in intensive care. Now he's come round but is confused and can't remember shit and smashed up the ward a couple of days ago. How fucked is he?

this is a sad day for Turkish football

>>77000057
Name one top footballer with an AICD. Face it the kiddo's career is over. Not a single mocro has ever made an impact in the dutch NT. Not really a loss.

>>77000095
M8 there's a huge difference between Eredivisie football and the top leagues. MLS or wherever Dempsy plays is even worse than a pub league.

>>77000106
>rofl le CRINGE xDD!!!

go back >>>/reddit/

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>>77000068
no, let's move directly to you

>>76997401
Do you think your mother is proud of the son she raised? I doubt it.

>>77000202
Boulahrouz made an impact tbqh

>>77000160
He was already fucked.

>>77000202

lol

>>77000070
kek

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>>77000217
>>77000233
we will resist the bigots comrades

>>76997401
fuck you autistic inbred

>>77000238
>Boulahrouz
>making an impact
try again

>>77000202
I'm not talking about top footballers, that's all coming from your almost doctor's mouth. He can still play football at a professional level in many countries.

He currently isn't a top footballer, so why would you lament that 'his career is over' because he cannot become a top footballer anymore due to his condition? You, with your league, should know better than anyone that you can still make a living playing football in a mickey mouse league.

Your statement that he cannot play "competitive" football (and subsequent moving the goalpost when the American called you out on it) makes me seem like you're just here to spam DUDE CAREER OVER LMAO.

>>77000276
sniff petrol abo ape

>>77000217
If whites are master race why do they bald faster than other races?

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>>77000214
/pol/ IS reddit, which is why all the oldfags from there have left it to you.
pic related, it's you

>>77000261
Stop trying to make the heart attack of an innocent young man about politics.

>>76997165
JUST

what a fucking cuck

>>77000328
it's called seething monomania

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>>76997785
>history of heart attacks and thrombosis in my family
>smoker and drinker
>mostly eat fat foods, lots of salt and red pepper too
>little physical activity
>ethnically prone to cardiovascular diseases
tfw gonna die soon

>>77000240
Yeah, I was slowly starting to realise that. Shit.

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>>77000326
>he still wont post a snap of his ugly deformed leftist mug

top kek

>>77000328
>>77000349
RESIST DRUMP

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>>77000295
>moving the goalpost
Kees, ITT he was called a top talent and I've heard dutchies getting a hard-on for the kiddo for years, especially as he wanted to join th Dutch NT unlike Ziyech.

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>>77000376

>>76999747
Isn't the heart a muscle?

>>76997567
vamos

>>77000524
>beta obese potato face

typical leftist mong tip top lellies

>>76997567

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So this is the power of the alt-right

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>>77000623
we will stop /sp/ from becoming another /pol/ bastion and install our leftypol communist dictator over 4Chan comrade

resist drumpf and other toxic racists at all times

kys you fucking autists.

Stop replying to the obvious bait you dooping retards

>>77000602
Not much banter lad

>>77000160
it's not like on tv
when resuscitation is needed, your life after it will never be the same

>>77000405
Ziyech also wanted to join the Dutch NT. But our fuckup ex-coach Danny Blind didnt call him up. At a certain point Ziyech was so frustrated that he chose Morocco

Did he actually

nigga aint dead

>>77000652
You're really not any good at posting

Let's just be glad that he didn't die and still has his chance of driving trucks, saying hello politely to local girls or blowing himself up peacefully in a crowd of people ^-^

>>77000202
Nwankwo Kanu has suffered from serious heart defects and ended up in the Premier League, playing for Arsenal.

Kind of tasteless to jump to strong conclusions in such a condescending manner without having any info when lots of people are worried sick, but this place is this place, so I'm not surprised, I guess.

>>76997529
falling for the obvious ABU,
No wonder italy is considered the stupidest nation in europe

I'm surprised /pol/tards reply to obvious bait such as this >>77000652

>>77001421
You should be ashamed of yourself

>>77001802
Majority of /pol/ are underaged or new so they don't really know what irony posting is, that's why they're extremely easy to bait.

>>77001639
>Kanu
>Dempsy
different heart disease

best case scenario kiddo is a write-off, top teams won't sign him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU_i0ZzIV5U

hypertrophic cardiomyopathy
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudden_cardiac_death_of_athletes

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>>77001589

>>76999298
Here in hueland its mandatory to have a defibrilator in any place with a reasonably high amount of people passing through every day, most people dont know that in here, but if you have a heart attack in public you still have a chance of survival (not that high, because defibrilators arent good enough for every kind of heart attack, but still)

>>77000202
Angel Correa had to undergo open-heart surgery and is still one of the highest rated prospects in europe.

>niggerlands

>>77003276
come home brother

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>>77003339

i think im gonna go get an ecg or whatever you call it

im young, do cardo/light weights and watch what i eat, but stuff like this really gets me anxious

>>77003646
yes keep wasting your dads money you fucking retard kek

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>Tfw you realize if it weren't for rampant flopping in hueball, medical attention would have arrived sooner

>>77003674
nhs m8

and my daddy ran away

>>77003674
also my friend i would argue that when it comes to health your money is not wasted

>>77003646
If you're under 40 or don't have any real risk factor don't even bother, you're just wasting your money.

>>76997238
when you see players from the other team concerned you know something's really wrong

>>77001802
It was 1 reply besides yours meanwhile half the thread is racecucks virtue posting to 3 posts

When it comes to your favorite footy team, there should be no racism. If the lad plays well for you you should enjoy it for what it's worth, not chastise the lad for being a turk or whatever.
We're all human to be honest. If you're a good lad, you play well, and you're good to your team mates then you're okay with me.
Get well soon and get back out there lad

>>77003927
>the face of the mls

>>76997567
Rl

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>>76997401
Fucking kek.

>>77003646
>>77003779
To apply for some jobs you'll get tested thoroughly. E.g. take bong army exams (apply for officer) and make sure you fail them if you don't want to join. The medical will be free and usually is very thorough.

>>76997567
rollin for Gatorade

>>77004490
O-or that, t-too.

>>76997567
rolando por NEETinho

>>76997567
rollin

>>76997567
lets see...

>>76997567
d

>>76997567
Rollinga

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So, anybody else from /a/ here?

>>76997567
redditinho please

>>76997567
rollin

that's sad, hope he's ok.

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>>77005257
KinoAni > All

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>>77005257
Why do you ask?

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>>77005257
here

>>76997567
roll

>>76997567

rollan

>>76997567
Roll

>>77001192
Good. Fuck Moroccans, I'm Dutch diaspora and those skillerz meme niggers can get fucked

>>76997292
Fal ded fgt

>>76997567
rollin

>>76997567
Roll

>>76997567
rolling for gatorade

>>76997567
tru dat

live you're life to the max because you never know when you will encounter yor fate.

Upboat pls

>>76997567
roll

>>76997567
undiagnosed arrhythminho

>>76997165
wow, that's sad :(

>>76997211
Nelsan Ellis

>>76997567
zeus desu

>>76997567
rolling

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>Größe: 1,7 m

>>76997350
Offended reddit tourists and shitskins btfo

>>76997567
Sure

>>76997567
rollerino

>>76997165
his fifa card BIN is probably through the roof right now

>>76997567

AIGHT BITCHES LETS FUCKING ROLL

>>77014189
lel

>get a moroccan talent who actually has a good mentality
>this happens
rip appie

>>76997567
late roll

>>76997567
Rollan

>>77003339
>>77003413
fuck you both

Is he dead

what a grazy racist it s going well whit him may be you should have a hartatack instted

>>77022089
No, its no longer life threatening

>>76997567
Roll

>>76997567