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2017-07-08 12:24:39
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>So Romelu Lukaku will most likely be showcasing his silky first touch at Manchester United next season. This being the case, expect blistering hot steam to whistle a-plenty from the facial apertures of long-time admirer Antonio Conte, making him wonder whether it’s worth hanging around in his current job much longer. With Diego Costa already for the off and Chelsea light up front, a crisis looms at Stamford Bridge. The purchase of Real Madrid’s Álvaro Morata and Swansea’s Fernando Llorente may avert it. It may not.
>Or maybe Chelsea will see United’s bid for Lukaku and raise it to £100m or so, in which case disregard the previous paragraph, and let’s all have a wee think about the direction modern football is taking. £100m!
Whichever way that goes, Everton will need to replace their main source of goals, or all this big talk about their brilliant transfer window may begin to look a little premature. Olivier Giroud had already been mentioned in dispatches, but now it seems he’s off to Marseille. Creaking old Wayne Rooney may have to do, though any deal with Manchester United would be completely separate to any Lukaku business, so some hard talking still needs to be done.
>Everton are also in for Gylfi Sigurdsson, even though Swansea want £32m at the very least. Hey, no bother, they’re good for a few quid.
Elsewhere on Merseyside, Liverpool are showing an interest in exciting young Leicester City winger Demarai Gray. If their historic pursuit of Dele Alli is any guide, expect them to prepare a bid well under the asking price, dither over the extra 17p that would seal the deal, then watch in impotent horror as Tottenham Hotspur make off with the quarry.
>The aforementioned Olivier Giroud isn’t the only player likely to leave Arsenal this season. He’ll be followed out the door by Alexis Sánchez, who has long lost patience plying his trade at a club which flatters to deceive. That’ll explain his desire to chip off to Internazionale, then.
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Sunderland want West Ham winger Robert Snodgrass, who should have stuck it out a bit longer at Hull in retrospect.
>Stoke City are in for Manchester City midfielder Fabien Delph, who should have stuck it out a bit longer at Aston Villa in retrospect.
And making the opposite trip, sort of, nearly: Jack Butland, who is mulling over a bid from Manchester United. There’s no David de Gea rumour today, but give it time, something is bound to crop up soon enough.
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death to dutchmen
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Thought Lemar was taller
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want more niggers in my arse desu
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>>76992900
he's 1.70
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>Chelsea will move for Torino striker Andrea Belotti, 23, and will have to pay about £90m to sign the Italy international. (Mirror)
Literally one good season
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>>76992898
t. Anglo who's still mad at the fact we discovered Australia before James C(uck)ook
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any updates on the gf to (you) situation lads?
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/trans/ is for autists
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how much would kane cost in the current market? to another english team
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>>76992953
Here, have some hips to ease the pain
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>>76992842
where are the wegner memes
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>>76992953
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>100 gorillion dollarydoos on the Belgian Andy Carroll
My sides
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>Reminder that Manure paid 90 mil for a dabbin Emile Heskey
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>united signing a striker with no CL experience for £100 million
hmmm
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>>76992958
£200 million
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>>76992953
bf > gf
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I wonder if Chelsea will go after Morata now.
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SIGN SOME FUCKING PLAYERS LIVERPOOL REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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How can Lukaku be a world class striker if he has a poor first touch?
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>Liverpool still haven't signed a left back
>only transfer of note so far is yet another meme wide player/false number 9 type which we already have loads of
>and a Chelsea academy reject
Klopp fucking OUT tbqh lads
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>100 jillion pounds for a taller Wilifired Bony
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>>76993093
most sources say yes
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>>76993118
But he has all of those links to Borussia Dortmund! They'll be signing Aubameyang.
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Bony is better than Lukaku
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>>76993118
>which we already have loads of
news to me
we have firmino and mane and now salah and that's about it
hopefully there's another big attacking signing still to be made
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>>76992953
sources saying contract negotiations fell apart and Chad FC looks to be swooping in on a loan deal
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>>76993118
should've signed kolasinac desu
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>When you opened your micro star and got your 35th Lee Hendrie
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What movie should I watch with the girl that's coming over tonight /trans/?
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>>76993182
based scores a blooter once a year man
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>>76993118
At least you've got another season of claiming that it's not his team
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>best player in news to be leaving
>lock the player thread because youre a pathetic fanbase living in denial of even the slightest speculation
.
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>>76993182
Now that's what I call a career
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>>76993118
I don't know why Solank went to Liverpool, is he actually going to play?
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>>76993118
>false number 9
>unironically using this term
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>>76993229
shallows would probably get you a shag
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rate my gf(male)
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>>76993229
Die Hard
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>>76993229
something nice like lion
defitely not anything weird like her or nightcrawler or the lobster and not anything too depressing like room or me and earl
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>>76993167
>hopefully there's another big attacking signing still to be made
Rickie Lambert on loan la
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>>76993229
moonlight
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>>76993285
moot on hormones/10
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PRIDE OF THE WEST COUNTRY (ID: !FGpeqO65hI)
2017-07-08 12:42:31
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season starts here today
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Leave dabbing united player number 3 to me
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>>76993229
watch Her then comfort her as she cries
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>>76993328
you not getting any replies until you drop your useless trip starts here today
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>>76993229
Neon Demon
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>>76993229
Sicario or La La Land
>>76993236
Shittest fanbase ever, being Scouse or a foreign Liverdump fan is a serious disorder
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>Spurs linked with Kovacic
Is this good or bad?
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>>76993340
>dabbing
>Summer 2017
you look fucking stupid now pal. Its the billy dance, keep up
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>>76993229
either la la land or okja
john wick 2
hacksaw ridge
the lost city of z
are good too tho
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>>76993366
bad because its probably bullshit
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filtered
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>>76993366
Good player, but Real wont sell him cheap so pointless
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>>76993229
Nightcrawler's good.
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>>76993406
okja would be a terrible date movie
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>>76993366
>LE REPLACE MODRIC AFTER 6 YEARS MAN XD XD
fake news lad
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>>76993278
>>76993286
>>76993289
>>76993303
>>76993341
>>76993356
>>76993361
>>76993406
Thanks lads, I think I'm going with La La Land or The Shallows
Thanks lads
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Just want him back, lads.
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>>76993118
>even fucking Huddersfield have made more significant signings than Liverpool
Just kill me desu. What happened to the "200 million transfer budget" that was promised?
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>>76993440
no nocturnal animals would be a terrible date movie
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Is Pogba a very happy guy?
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>>76993229
all of those movies are shit. i know they are because i haven't seen any of them. just watch some monty python.
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>>76993229
her
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>>76993263
Much more gametime than being a Chelsea youth player innit.
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>>76993453
>Tom Ince for 11 million
damn gotta be jealous of dudders
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>just a few years ago Perisic, Morata & Belotti would be valued at 40m tops
>Salah now costs almost as much as Ozil
Fucking Poobag
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Name a single Manchester United transfer in the last 5 years who hasn't been a flop.
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>>76993514
Kleberson
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>>76993510
it was martial
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>>76993478
I expect him to play some games, but if he plays a 12 of league games I will be surprised. If he wanted to play I would have expected him to go to some bottom pl-upper championship team.
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How fucking high do you have to be to pay 90m quid on a player who is literally fucking average? Even benteke was better than him before he left for Liverpool and we all know how that turned out.
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>>76993514
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>>76993514
Herrera
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>>76993514
Pogba
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>>76993514
Fellaini.
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>>76993451
I miss Pav
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>>76993423
>tfw you made the money
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>>76993514
Mata and Fellaini
Based Moyes
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>>76993540
>you now remember Benteke's time at Liverpool
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>>76993514
Di Maria didn't flop but left anyway
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>>76993580
>that miss against Leicester
never forget
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Wasn't Martial supposed to be the next Mbappe? What happened?
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>>76993514
RVP, fellaini, blind, herrera, romero, bailly, ibra
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>Medical for Lukuku in LA
Is he going The Drip Doctors?
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>>76993580
>you now remember that Liverpool broke even on Benteke
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>>76993619
What a night that was
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>>76993580
If you think Lukaku will do any better at United then you're deluded.
You have to do more at big clubs than be le big target man who thrives on long balls and crosses
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>>76993609
he's like 20, wouldn't write him off just yet. Just had a poor season at the minute and problems with ex messing with his weak mind
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>>76993599
not even close
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>>76993632
Yeah I guess Benteke earnt no wages whilst he was at the club
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>>76992842
SM CAEN MENTIONED
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>>76993229
can you really call yourself a man if you don't put on die hard regardless of what kind of date you bring home?
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>>76993666
Are you one of those people who counts salaries over the contract period with transfer fees
Pogba was a £160mil transfer lol
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>>76988908
So Ibra, Cavani, Gignac, Benzema, Djorkaeff and Papin are shit? They were top scorers in Ligue 1, mate.
There is also Niang, Pauleta and Cisse.
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>Ceballos rejects Barcelona to agree six-year Real Madrid contract
http://www.marca.com/en/football/real-madrid/2017/07/08/5960b579ca474133128b456d.html
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>>76993678
>watching a film youve seen before
>watching a christmas film in July
>falling for the DUDE DIEHARD LMAO meme
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>>76993663
its safe to write him off as long as mouyes is his manager
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>>76993453
>What happened to the "200 million transfer budget" that was promised?
Was all theoretically spent by the end of June but then Liverpool had to apologise to all their targets after being told to fuck off
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Heard Chelsea was looking for a striker
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>>76993709
Iirc pobga has already paid off his initial transfer fee by shirt sales alone. I remember some outlet reporting that.
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Looking at the movie recommendations
Is Jake /ourguy/?
He's in Okja, Nightcrawler and Nocturnal Animals
>tfw no Jake bf (male)
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>>76993709
>Are you one of those people who counts salaries over the contract period with transfer fees
You mean like the actual clubs do when evaluating them?
fees on their own are only used by dickwaving fans
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>>76993798
delusional customers
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>>76993824
>fees on their own are only used by dickwaving fans
Where do you think you are
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>Ian Ayre finally leaves
>GET IN LA FINALLY GONNA SPEND AR WARCHEST NOW LA
>new Chairmen is an American known for selling games
>>76993817
he's tarnishing his career with crap like Demolition and Life
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>>76993817
Yes, a jew is always our guy.
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>>76993798
don't be stupid
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>>76993861
is that her penis
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>>76993829
I'm not a United fan and I'm not even that guy who you were replying to initially.
Nevertheless, why are Liverpool fans so cancerous? By far the worst fans in the league.
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>>76993749
Didn't someone already sign him? Or was it just gossip?
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>>76993798
Bullshit and memes
A lot of those people would have bought a United shirt anyway, people don't just follow players like they do in the NFL
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>>76993883
Good thing /ourgal/ is a jewess as well
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>>76993893
http://www.talkingbaws.com/2016/08/paul-pogbas-man-utd-shirt-sales-surpass-190-million-first-three-weeks/
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>>76993913
>Nevertheless, why are Liverpool fans so cancerous? By far the worst fans in the league.
entitlement and the art of being professional victims is passed down from Father to Son.
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>>76993952
yeah I'm sure Nike doesn't take a cut
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>>76993952
>talkingbaws.com
Yes, must be true anon.
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>>76993952
that adidas recouping their money, not manu
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>>76994007
adidas*
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>>76993952
>still falling for the shirt sales meme
ay
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>>76994037
>implying the club don't get a fraction of every sale
>190m after just 3 weeks
>he's a been a United player for over a year now
You do the math
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>try to go to /tv/ to discuss a certain film
>thread dies as dozens of threads about a new spiderman film hit bump limit
is it quite obvious /tv/ is filled with young teenagers?
Eitherway cant wait for Lukaku. Hopefully pictures will be up soon.
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>>76994100
foy
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>>76993229
moonlight is the only non shit one you wool
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>>76994100
united make c. £40m a year in total merchandising
even if pogba was solely responsible for a large proportion of that (which he's almost certainly not) it would still take years to recoup the full cost of the transfer
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PRIDE OF THE WEST COUNTRY (ID: !FGpeqO65hI)
2017-07-08 01:09:29
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one of my favourite photos from last season
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sick of these niggers being treated like top players, english pl FOR english players
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>>96
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Who the fuck could replace Gylfi for the mighty swans?
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>>76994195
lmao poor lil white boi
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I'm going to enjoy seeing Man Utd black teams next season. Man City and Arsenal are going to be first for bullied into submission.
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>>76993924
Everton and Newcastle made offers, but Sporting isnt selling below the release clause so i he isnt going anywhere, and if someone offers 60mil for Bas Dost, then it will be the best deal in football history.
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>>76993990
>t-this is o-our year
And then they say you're a hater for using simple logic based on past seasons and current competition. Liverpool are light years away from the title. This year will be between United, city, Chelsea, arsenal and spurs. Liverpool's best signing is a literal premier league reject and their fans are already claiming he's going to win them the league. Highest level of delusion.
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>>76993883
His surname is swedish not jewish?
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>>76994269
Lukaku is the fucking direct opposite of a physical player
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if lukaku is 90 gorillion pounds then how much is kane worth?
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>>76994343
>Lukaku is the fucking direct opposite of a physical player
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>>76994351
£25m
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>>76994351
I'm surprised that Real Madrid haven't gone for Kane, he's the perfect heir to Ronaldo.
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>>76994351
89m
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>>76993662
Good thing he's going at Uinited then
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>>76994351
300 like the romans
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>>76994195
let me guess, you're Milwall
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>>76994335
He considers himself a jew as his mother was jewish, it's not exactly a secret.
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>>76994335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yHqnVMe54g
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I'm enjoying Chelsea propagandist UK journos getting all butthurt.
Matt Law and Peter Hall are well seasoned right now.
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>>76994351
Surprised Barca or Madrid haven't gone for Kane. Suarez had a shit season and Benzema is really old.
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>But Manure need another midfielder to win the lea-
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>>76993229
Manchester By The Sea is 10/10 but it can cockblock you
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>>76994422
>Suarez had a shit season
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Who gives a fuck about the soulless husks of clubs at the top signing mediocre PL players? How the fuck do you guys relate to this bullshit?
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>>76993448
La La land will make your date think you're a queer when you start bobbing to the songs and tear up at the end. Good movie though
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>>76994440
how did he play at Granada last season?
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>>76994422
>british players on the continent
they'll hold for mbappe/belotti
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>all these newfags re: Kane and Barca/Madrid
T O P K E K
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>>76994319
>>76993990
>>76993913
Why are sjw and paki so triggered by liverpool?
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remember when the only thing stopping Liverpool signing world class players was the lack of CL? what happened?
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>>76994469
stood out in a garbage Granada side and created as many chances as Delle Alli apparently
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>>76994469
He created a shitload of chances
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i once worked for a fortuneteller and screencap this post.
Spurs won't make it to top 4.
Arsenal will overachieve.
West Ham will relegate.
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>>76994497
what's overachievement for arsenal? winning the title?
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>>76994485
everyone knows Klopp wont win silverware
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>>76994497
what happens to gylfi and Swansea
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>>76994457
I only watch the German NOFV-Oberliga. True soul.
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>>76994511
top 4
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>>76994497
Thanks based muslim science guy
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Honestly, united should have just bought Bony.
Literally the same player at a quarter of the price.
Not even memeing with you lads right now
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>>76993876
Demolition was okeish. You are right about life
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Who /2 signings/ here?
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>>76994530
City won't sell to a direct rival, I think Chelsea should get him.
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>>76994485
JFT96 transfer committee and MoneyBallers FSG running it like a franchise
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>>76994511
they may finish 2nd and even challenge title
>>76994518
i have no idea. i only have the infos i gave you.
>>76994527
np mate. bonjoaru or someting. thankz
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>>76994530
>Literally the same player
scored like 20 goals in four season lad
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>>76994543
3 here
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>>76994565
Arsenal did that 2 seasons ago so it can't be over achieving.
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>>76994565
Why the hell would you ask about arseanal and not the swans? odd
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>>76994543
>Lejeune
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>>76994511
not having their league form BTFO by Europa
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>>76994543
>anything less than 7 (soon to be 8)
step it up
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>>76994543
this guy seems autistic.
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>100 million
This needs to be stopped. Some kind of transfer cap needs to be implemented
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>>76994543
We have some literally who's too
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>>76994696
>americommies
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>>76994647
*plays the kids*
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>>76994543
#WeAreLejeune
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They should give the footballer's wages to our hard working firefighters and nurses.
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> 1. Chik fil A
>2. Wendy's
>3. Taco Bell
---Power Gap---
>500 McDonald's
---Power Gap
>90001. Burger King
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>>76994742
>amerifats
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>>76994739
they don't dab enough
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>>76994351
1.2 billion
t.Jewboy Levy
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>>76994739
its called the free market
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>>76994742
Is chik fil A in London?
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>>76994750
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>>76994759
T,goy
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>>76994772
I don't think they've expanded outside the US yet, not sure you guys could handle that dank southern cooking quite frankly so it's for the best
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>>76994759
Aren't firefighters and nurses employed by the government in the UK?
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>>76994809
>,
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>>76994457
Because 'my club' has spent a grand total of £900k on two (admittedly interesting) players. Don't kid yourself, the top leagues are where the action is. I think there's been better signings overseas though, where market values are more realistic, not that value hasn't been found by Premier League teams in places.
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>>76994824
You mad bro?
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>>76994815
football players aren't
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>>76994815
Only the shit ones. If you're good, you can go private sector and make dosh.
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>>76994748
>tfw your shittiest fast food joints are better than an entire countries "cuisine"
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Based Milan
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>Paris Saint-Germain have edged ahead of Manchester United in the race for Real Madrid striker James Rodriguez, according to the Daily Star.
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>>76994696
>>76994710
Can die peacefully knowing I've truly seen it all now.
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>>76994857
>we've spent less that a fucking yorkshire club
come on kloppo buy some bloody players
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>>76994857
chelsea need to step it up
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>>76994857
wheres chelsea
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Who do you prefer to be DM for Man Utd; Dier or Fabinho? I prefer the latter because he's at least a little black.
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>>76992842
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/18/romelu-lukaku-father-everton-leave-summer
Daily Reminder that Lukaku's father is the Transfer Whisperer.
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>>76994857
>huddersfield town 43m
Who? Why? How?
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mignolet is still liverpool's starting keeper
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Does Manure have the highest dabmen/player ratio in the league?
Pogba
Lingaard
Lukaku
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>>76994943
>DM meme when you have herrera pogba box to box memes.
I like the 4D chess United played with the Matic bid to misdirect Chelsea from Lukaku.
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>>76994997
they need to compensate for being shit
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>>76994977
>Who?
Newly promoted yorkshire side
>Why?
Because they got pl money
>How?
They spent the pl money
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>>76994871
>Real Madrid striker James Rodriguez
>striker
doubt.png
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>>76994815
Yes, only fucking retards in Facebook comments are actually thick enough to spout off about "giv da fuballers muney 2 day nurses and da trooopz!"
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>>76994977
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>>76994943
Preferably Fabinho
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>>76994742
>tfw boycott chik fil a because they hate fags
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>>76993539
Liverpool have many games to play and also play with a lot of pressing.
If he's decent in training he will get the games.
>>76994440
hope he gets games next season desu.
>>76994997
Yes.
>Son to United when?
>>76995017
rude
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>>76994997
Is it 2016 again? Pogba is working tirelessly on a new celebration. The dab is being retired.
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What are you doing today to celebrate the third anniversary of 7-1?
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>>76994554
>City won't sell to a direct rival
But this is Wilfried Bony. Making an exception should be no problem. Anything to weaken United's squad.
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>>76994511
finishing 3rd obvs
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>>76995062
your mum
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>>76995049
>All of these casual customers don't know that Pogba and Lukaku are in a secret training camp in LA with Serge Ibaka working on their super secret tribal dance celebrations.
It's sad desu senpai
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>>76995085
>this
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>>76994511
Not getting knocked out in Europe before the quarter finals.
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>>76995062
SOPA
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>>76995062
brazilian /trans/ it is i guess
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>>76995049
has he thought about adding air instruments
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>>76995062
was supposed to go out with a bunch of mates but half of them pulled out. probably end up staying home doing chores and playing pubg
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>>76995085
Good one, m8. But my mum's a human being, not an object.
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poony poonchester poonited xD
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>>76995157
>staying home doing chores
Kek what the fuck, are they all farmers from the 1800s?
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>>76995155
Is he doing a gazza to wind up the taigs?
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>>76995181
haha ohhhh fuck
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>>76995180
She's the object of many a lads desire desu
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>>76995189
no i meant i'll probably end up staying home
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>>76995228
Just be yourself
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Was going to have a nice wank and then I saw webm related. What did she mean by this?
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>>76995269
That;s the Germany I know
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-jmGaPKncw
Here you lads enjoy
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With Chelshit and Spuds very likely to implode next season this is a good chance for Arsenal to seize the moment.
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>>76995397
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>>76995397
Wouldn't Man City and Liverpool have to implode, too?
Arsenal finished 5th, mate.
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>>76994440
They need a CDM not a playmaker though
Hope he gets game time next season though as he is a good player
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>>76995375
>[YouTube] Welcome to Insane Goals, Skills & Assist
Why is this the default name for all these shit vids
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>>76995425
The problem with Arsenal is consistency rather than quality. Very sick of this team putting winning performances only when there is no pressure.
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>>76995437
clickbait for the adsense before demonitization
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>>76995269
Based Legalporno
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>>76993673
Too bad we sell all our young good players to keep the boat merely afloat
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>>76995417
>>76995425
He's a shitposter Chelsea fan. Stop replying to him. Filter Indonesia.
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HUELAND /trans/ update:
>são paulo and brazil defender rodrigo caio has agreed to a deal with zenit for 18 million euros, leaving são paulo in full JUST mode
Palmeiras wonderkid Vitinho has already agreed to a loan to Barcelona B, but reports indicate that new coach Valverde wants the youngster to take part on the main team preseason tour (the clause to make the loan move permanent is around 15 million)
>palmeiras is also still looking for a new forward, and the name on the cards this time is that of chilean meme eduardo vargas, who is currently plying his trade at mexican side tigres
Grêmio forward Luan, rated by hue media as the best player in brazilian football this season, has attracted interest from Série A clubs, including Inter, but no official bids have been made as of yet
>corinthians left back guilherme arana, one of the most hyped players of the year, has received an offer from bordeaux, but hasnt yet matched the price tag that corinthians placed on him (which we dont really know what it is, but it probably isnt much since they are a broke ass team)
Stay tuned for more updates, back to you England.
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So Chelsea is the real loser this window?
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>>76995560
UMA
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>usa bottom of the group in the gold cup
lel
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>>76995578
Yep lost Lukaku, Hazard, Conte, Costa. Probably lose Kante next
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>>76995560
SOPA
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>>76992659
It is
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>>76995560
Appreciated update Pedro
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>>76995621
It's not
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When's the first televised pre-season friendly/tournament?
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>>76995669
I think Arse's Aussie tour starts next weekend
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>>76995669
Arsenal are playing Sydney on Thursday
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>>76995669
United playing LA Galaxy on the 16th
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>>76995669
who needs preseason when you have MLS and the Gold Cup?
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>>76995643
It is
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>>76994483
Because liverpool hasn't any of them there
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Get German Football @GGFN_ 3m
Breaking | Douglas Costa is on the verge on joining Juventus. Fee: €35m + bonuses. (Sky Deutschland)
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1. Arsenal
2. Spurs
3. Man U
4. City
5. Chelsea
6. Everton
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>>76995941
you've mistakenly forgotten liverpool friend
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>>76995874
It's not
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>>76995964
who
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>>76995964
afraid not friend
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>>76995941
The only thing worse than being an Arsecuck is pretending to be an Arsecuck. Fuck off you fucking cunt.
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who can stop us?
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>>76996051
not a fan of the transfer brothers desu, you could do better
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>>76996051
Muslera didn't already get bored of living in Turkey?
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how many league goals do lukaku and lacazette need to score to not be flops
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>>76996123
he loves it. İstanbul > any town in Uruguay if you are rich desu
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>>76996128
lukaku match last season
lacazette should get 18+ but i guess it remains to be seen as to whether he's even going to be first choice
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>>76996128
lukaku: at least 20
lacazette: around 15
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>>76996137
Didn't say Turkey was bad, just that it's different
Surely it's weird to live in an islamic country
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>>76996128
AT LEAST the last 2 digits of my post
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>>76996167
>it remains to be seen as to whether he's even going to be first choice
>53m to not be first choice
hmmm
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>>76996051
How good do you think your Europa League chances are? Not memeing, just curious.
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Llorente is so shit
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>>76992957
i think you mean autistes, not autists. that E makes a big difference, akin to artist and artiste.
>>76992938
you're lucky it wasn't a great season; he might go for 120mil.
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>>76996178
see sterling
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Why do transfer negotiations take so long
Can't the two clubs just sit down and agree a price in a day?
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Can't wait for autumn, hate this not getting dark until 10pm meme
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>>76996174
Last 2 digits of your post / last digit of my post = how many goals he will actually score
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apparently rooney has said goodbye to his teammates and is on his way to everton
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BREAKING NEWS
Wayne Rooney arrives at Everton training ground ahead of move from Manchester United
It's happening lads
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>>76996167
>it remains to be seen as to whether he's even going to be first choice
kek
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>>76996203
Not to win the thing, I mean like actually getting in
>>76996178
See Sanchez
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>>76996169
except Ariel Ortega and Elano i dont remember a single South American player getting depressed in Turkey. they tend to like it here more than other foreigners.
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>>76996195
not really comparable
city don't flinch at spending money and they've changed managers since he was initially signed
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>>76996178
£46M, not £53M. Or was Martial £80M?
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>>76996264
retards just like to use the euros figure to inflate prices so they can shitpost about it
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>>76996227
well depends on tranfers and how manager does but i am not hopeful. Tudor is a simple minded man. i bet he wont be here in 1 January 2018.
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>>76996199
They know that otherwise /trans/ would be a bit slow. They do it for >us.
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>>76996236
>Ariel Ortega
He played 1 year in Turkey and then came back to Argentina
Muslera has been playing there for 7 years, not the same
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>people calling Neves to Wolves shady
The owners have billions, why are people acting like this money came out of thin air
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>>76996303
Him choosing to play for them is shady as fuck
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>>76996264
7m is nothing don't get distracted
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>>76996320
how so
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>>76996333
Consider them checked
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>>76996303
i am sure it is a shady deal and Neves agreed it to help Porto.
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>alexis wants to go to manchester city because he wants to win the champions league
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA
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>>76996365
what happened with the alexis to bayern situation?
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>>76993007
"where's the earth-shattering #PogBoom?!" - marvin the martian
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>>76996365
It's like going to england to not get beaten up by pakis
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4677520/Cornish-terror-group-says-SUICIDE-attacker.html
>Cornish separatist terror group says it has a would-be SUICIDE attacker in its ranks as it admits burning down Rick Stein's seafood restaurant after a decade of peace
Worried about CRA bombings at matches next season.
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>>76996365
>city
>ever winning the CL
kek
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>>76996292
>mfw Ortega was my first WCCF Legend card
Wew.
>>76996273
Yeah and including options. Like Martial would technically be £80M if he wins a Balloon D'or. But based on his recent performances he won't. So it'll never happen.
>>76996327
It's £7M. You could live for the rest of your life on £7M. Anyway, point is, £7M which is addon's if he's top scorer for Arsenal, top scorer in the league and the winner of cups is all subject to just that. I seriously doubt he'll do either.
>>76996378
Bayern didn't want to pay him the £450k p/w he wanted. Apparently he'll stay at Arse only if they pay £400k p/w. Which is just not possible for Arse without them selling at least 5 players.
>>76996365
Yeah I don't get it. Go to PSG, Juventus, Bayern, Madrid or Barca.
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>>76996365
well he's not getting in the spanish teams and city are about as close as any other team to winning the cl
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>>76996402
>Like Martial would technically be £80M if he wins a Balloon D'or
It was £36m + addons reaching £58m. Think he achieved one of the clauses last season.
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>>76996303
Wolves aren't in London or Manchester so aren't part of the media old boys club, it's not ok when clubs outside this bubble start spending the big bucks. Frankly it's criminal that Wolves' heritage gets overlooked, but give them an extended run in the PL with some big names in the team and a cup final or two and the journos will be forced to get their history books out and play nice if they want good contact relations with the club.
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>>76995967
It is
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>>76996421
Or whatever it is. Sorry. I can't remember shit.
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>>76996390
>Austrian humour
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who /it's not/ here?
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>>76996303
Didn't mendes help massively buying out the club too?
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>>76996448
>Frankly it's criminal that Wolves' heritage gets overlooked
Without Wolves dominating in the 50s, the CL would have never existed.
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>>76996474
/it is/ reporting in
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>>76996320
They are probably paying him 60 grand a week, not bad for a promising but still yet unproven 20 year old. Wolves also apparently have some of the best training facilities in the country and that was before these Chinese billionaires came in a look like investing even more in the club. If the money is there you can sign anyone, even if Wolves stay in the Champ as long as he has a good season he gets a move up a division and Wolves probably get double what they paid.
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>>76996474
can't remember which side is which
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>>76996474
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>>76996474
/it's hot/ here, does that count?
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>>76996464
It's not
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>Chelsea ‘turn attention to £90MILLION Andrea Belotti’ after Manchester United hijack Everton striker Romelu Lukaku
Their desperation is hilarious to watch.
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Did anyone's gf send anything to them today?
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If City get Sanchez and still fail to win the league Pep should be sacked 2bh
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>>76995038
tom ince 9mil
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>>76996504
If Wolves had remained an established top tier club up until and throughout the 90s, rode the Premier League moneytrain like some of the others and maintained a high profile we'd have heard all about this until we were sick of it, just like Man Us Busby babes and the Munich crash. As it turned out Wolves fucked up big time and have been irrelevant for 40 years now so it barely gets a squeak. Football is fickle though so if these Fosun people do the business and get Wolves established in the PL everyone will be sucking them off you can guarantee it. If they keep spending big and get some stars in the team everyone will want to be their friend, it's the way it is.
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Literally the only fucking transfer that's going to happen this window with Tottenham is Walker to City and Pau fucking Lopez to the reserve team
On the one hand it's probably good we're not rushing to buy everything and overspend and shit, but it also makes transfer windows so fucking boring
OK I'm done venting now
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>>76996684
Same could be said about Huddersfield's consecutive triplet of league titles.
Sure, it was in the 20s/30s, but still.
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>>76996205
It's a great meme you dip
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>>76996701
When teams are near or at the top, a big mistake they usually do is not take advantage of it and strengthen with top signings. United got away with it under Fergie but in the later years that approach ended up making a mess of the squad post Fergie. You simply can't stagnate.
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>>76996477
Yes, Mendes basically owns the club now, in the same manner he owns Valencia. Both clubs play a big role in his money laundering schemes.
I can't wait to see this smug bastard behind bars, although that's unlikely to happen.
>>76996362
These kids don't agree to anything. You could tell Gonçalo Guedes was forced to move to PSG, another transfer powered by the Mendes. For a 19 yo, the kid was doing great in Benfica, for which he was a /lifelong/. In PSG he was naturally relegated to the bench. Guedes is not happy there. I'm sure Ruben Neves won't be happy in the championship either.
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>>76996648
If City fail to win the league Pep will be sacked 2bh
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>>76996402
>Go to PSG
>Go to Juventus
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>>76996733
Difference is Spurs have a really young squad and needless signings would disrupt them. They still need some depth though. Fair enough the jury is still out on Janssen and desu I'd say the same for Lamela - he looks good under Poch but he really needs to not get injured for the majority of seasons.
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>>76996630
They deserve it.
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>>76996755
Can't wait for him to win the league in September again.
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>>76996755
no way, he'll get a 3rd unless they finish midtable
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>>76996746
So he's basically a trafficker at this point?
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>>76996746
Raiola and Mendes both deserve to get fucked.
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>>76996782
Who's going to win the league in:
September?
December?
March?
May?
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>>76996772
>rumours of sissoko going to marseille are dead
h-he's not staying, is he?
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>>76996708
Probably. Newcastle haven't won the league in the modern era, or even the post war European Cup era like Wolves have, but again, football is fickle and they have a big stadium and big names so they get attention.
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>>76996746
And Monaco? And Atletico? Yeah, Mendes sure ruined these clubs...
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>>76996788
It mostly depends on how he fares in the CL
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>>76996746
>Yes, Mendes basically owns the club now
Lol sure
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>>76996807
I forgot about their record signing. Again, he's alright for depth but they could upgrade him I suppose.
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>>76996807
I'm pretty sure we'll find a way to ship him of
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>>76996758
What? They both have great teams and they're both a place he could rape it up.
>>76996807
>>76996842
[Rubbing Jew Hands]
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>>76996800
September - City
December - Arsenal
March - United
May - Chelsea
July - Liverpool
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>>76996365
The 4-year-old me who first heard about them them on the second division in 99 would never believe if I told him that they now unironically have a better shot at winning the champions league than arsenal
>>76996391
>CRA
Literally never heard of them, can one of you brits tell me more about them?
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>£96million to put mayonnaise on Bony's chips
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>>76996878
It's like the IRA of Cornwall
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>>76996791
I don't think Mendes himself is a trafficker. He's just entrusted with putting the money of shady associates circulating in football.
>>76996814
I didn't say anything about ruining clubs. I'm mostly worried about the future of Portugal's prospects, which in my opinion is being compromised by this greedy cunt.
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>>76994440
>win the league
fucking kek lad, good luck in the fight for 4th
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>>76996878
Well duh. City and Chelsea were never going to get anywhere close to title winning but they've now spent over £3BN on transfers alone, let alone wages. Arsenal, Liverpool and United would have been fighting for the title if it wasn't for them being bought out.
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>>76995967
It is
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I don't know why you all think city are going to do worse next year, every team that finished above them is getting weaker whilst they fix all of their glaring problems
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>>76996878
>Literally never heard of them, can one of you brits tell me more about them?
no, they're not relevant
the cornish independence movement is even more of a meme than welsh independence
>>
http://www.strawpoll.me/13384899
http://www.strawpoll.me/13384899
http://www.strawpoll.me/13384899
VOTE
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>>76996944
The teams below them are improving though
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>>76995269
>Legal Porno
Is this a smokescreen?
Either way, I want more nose licking.
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>>76996936
It's not
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>>76996857
Not teams that will win the CL.
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>>76996224
Inb4 Rooney scores 25 goals this season
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>>76996967
Juventus got to the Final and PSG could do it with help. Mate, City ain't gonna do it without refball.
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>>76996914
Getting young Portuguese prospects moves to countries with strong league systems would do them good, I would have thought. In the case of Neves particularly he'll be 1st choice in a league that's arguably stronger than Primeira Liga. He'll be playing in the Premier League in a couple of years one way or another either with Wolves or someone else having had more seasons of tough competition under his belt. How is that bad?
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>>76996863
>July - Liverpool
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What's the best club in Norway? My gf is from there (pic related)
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>>76996960
>flopkaku
>perrokaku
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>>76996906
>>76996945
I didn't even knew that Cornwall was a real place, how about that eh. I've been reading about the IRA and the troubles recently, I can't imagine how it was like to live with a very real threat of local terrorist attacks (I only know how to deal with criminal factions and police death squads, its totally different)
>>76996931
That's sort of my point, m8. But the reality is that now City and Chelsea are the only ones with actual chances of winning the CL, while the traditional ones are just being shit.
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>>76996960
nobody with a brain thinks lukaku will score more than lacazette. you're comparing one of europe's most prolific strikers to an unproven benteke clone (who also cost 2 times more).
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>>76996983
>PSG could do it with help
Help from the referees? Like Man City?
>Mate, City ain't gonna do it without refball.
>Juventus got to the Final
And they choked it for the 5th (fifth) time in a row.
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>>76996863
>Spurs not winning it even once
Fitting.
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>>76996963
Yeah but they're liverpool, arseanl and united who aren't title contendors
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>>76997021
at least the irish have actual vaguely understandable grievances
i don't even know what people from cornwall would complaint about. i assume it's just because some slightly different brand of celts lived there 1500 years ago
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>>76997021
a lot of IRA attacks were targeted at infrastructure so they issued warnings ahead. not to say a lot of violent shit didn't happen on both sides during the troubles though.
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>>76996199
Contracts and lawyers and shit
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>>76997049
>liverpool are title contenders
>united and arsenal aren't despite having massively superior squads
terrible bait
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>>76996965
Legal porno is named such because they go right up to the limits of what is legal, it's not an age thing
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>>76996999
FC Santa Claus or FC Jazz
>>76997069
...their post suggests all three of those clubs aren't title contendors
Did you fail your reading age test?
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>>76997071
what would be considered not legal?
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>>76992953
GF was primed for medical but Anon FC is having last minute doubts about a LDR.
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>>76996988
That's a fair argument if the guy plays in one of the bottom 15 clubs, but not when you play in one of the big 3 and you're surrounded with the best players in the league and you play in the UCL, with good chances of going through the group stage if you don't play for Sporting.
In Guedes's case, the problem is the same as Sanches's. They're in excellent clubs, but they spend most of the time benched.
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>>76997049
>pep's city
>title contenders
*inhales*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>76996906
Cornwall could declare its independence and nobody would notice or care. In face the average IQ in the U.K. Would increase drastically
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>>76997106
um excuse me but they won the title in september
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>>76997095
In the UK shitloads, you're not even allowed to film squirting any more thanks to the tories
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>>76997028
Honestly it's not that impossible, if you think about it rationally. Only Aguero has scored more PL goals than Lou Kaku over the past 5 season, while Lacazette, as good as he's been in Ligue 1, still hasn't played in england, and as the amount of meme strikers your english teams signed over the past few seasons showed, they can underperform when they arrive there, no matter their status.
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>>76997118
And? Who cares. It hasn't fixed anything. They've not banned it from being seen. Call me when the UK is South Korea and I'll give a shit.
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I feel like people are overrating Lacazette a bit.
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>>76997143
I just want to see how Arsenal do with a goalscoring CF. 5 years it took them to replace RvP.
>>
>--------------------De Gea---------------------
>---Valencia---Bailly---Lindelof---Shaw---
-------Fabinho------Pogba-------Herrera----
------Mkhitaryan---Lukaku------Perisic------
Top three finish at the very least.
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>>76997083
>"The teams below them are improving though" means they aren't contenders
are you retarded?
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>>76997143
Do you even read these threads? Lacazette is a guy who will get 15 goals from open play and some penalties. He's a different player than Giroud so that's fine.
>>76997174
This. Nobody is expecting him to get 30 league goals. It'll just be interesting to see if it works out. The only problem is Arse isn't going to buy anybody else.
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>>76997200
Fuck off with your attention seeking thread.
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>>76997200
No racism outside of /b/. Enjoy the pokey, faggot.
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steve mounie scored 3 less open play goals than cacazette in a much weaker side ligue ugh side
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>>76997143
It's the usual tarquin shite happens with every big signing they make
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>>76992978
gotta love the Mark, he still got some unexpectable pussy
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>>76997295
>a player doesn't get better when he plays with better people
Explains why Suarez was so shit at Barca.
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>>76996800
>September
United and Everton within 3 points of each other at the top, City and Liverpool finish September 3rd and 4th respectively, Arsenal and Chelsea struggle with team chemistry and take up an EL spot (Newcastle ends up here somewhere). Tottenham struggle at Wembley and go midtable. Chelsea wins the Community Shield
>December
City have a huge burst of wins before Christmas, and top out the table, United and Everton slow down, but still finish close behind at 2nd and 3rd. Chelsea and Arsenal end the year within points of each other, Liverpool slip away a bit after Europe fatigue, Tottenham improves slightly.
>March
City lose a bunch of key games due to injury woes and fall to fourth, Chelsea picks themselves up and top the league, Everton and United are still within points, Arsenal and Liverpool decides to focus on the Europa League instead of the league, Tottenham brings themselves up to an EL spot. Crystal Palace wins the League Cup.
>May
Everton hits a hot streak, followed by United, then Chelsea, then Arsenal. City follow them, then Liverpool, then Tottenham. Arsenal wins the FA Cup. Around this point,
>July
United wins, followed narrowly by Everton, then a gap, then Chelsea and City (determined by GD who finishes where), then Arsenal, Tottenham, Liverpool miss Europe competitions. Speaking of Europe, Arsenal lose the EL final to AC Milan, Liverpool fail in the semi finals of the EL, Tottenham finish 3rd in their CL group and lose in the round of 32 again, Chelsea lose in the round of 16 of CL to one of the Please Watch Our League teams, United and City lose in the CL semis to Real and someone else, Everton don't even make the EL playoffs.
If something contradicts, let me know, I did this all in a hurry
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>>76993340
Miss this dude at Wycombe :( Pierre going as well. Those two were unironically the best centreback pairing in league two for atleast a decade since i've been watching
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>>76997432
not sure what you're trying to say
dont know enough to compare last seasons montpellier and next seasons huddersfield 2bh
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>>76997504
Your GK shirts are fucking rubbish
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>>76997198
I think we'll get Lemar desu mate
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>>76997511
A player doing well in one team might not do well in another. A player doing bad in one team might be better in another.
>>76997484
>Arsenal wins the FA Cup
Do you even know when the final is?
>>76997525
Doubt.jpg
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>>76997550
not off hand, no
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>>76997556
it's always after the season ends pal
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>>76997525
Good singer but what are his football skills like?
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>>76997556
Final game in England.
>the state of Spurs supporters
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>>76997569
cheers
>>76997587
cheers, also shut up
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>>76997550
>A player doing well in one team might not do well in another. A player doing bad in one team might be better in another.
pretty inane 2bh
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>>76996960
>tap in and pen merchant
>or T-rex touch boy
I would probably say Lukaku just because Lacazette will probably end up injured
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any update on gotze to liverpool
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>>76989975
Funny how >we're making better signings after finishing 12th than when >we finished as champions
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>>76996999
Check them
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>>76997720
I hope Shakespeare doesn't fall into the "Harry Maguire is just a big lump" trap.
He's much more than that.
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>>76997699
Isn't a tap-in pen merchant EXACTLY what Arse needs since Carzola's career is over and Arse need somebody who can just score and fuck the fancy shit.
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Jesse Lingard will be devastated when he finds out Pogba is leaving him for Lukaku.
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>>76997703
Going to make a new attempt, now he's back at a healthy weight.
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>£90mill for a dabbing Benteke
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>>76997577
Ayyyyyyyyyyy
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What if CR7 really does leave RM and it isn't just a ploy? He can only really go to PSG, right?
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>>76997831
>that picture
That's not how it works, you little shit.
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>>76997831
Saga is over la, Perez told him to sit the fuck down
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>>76997761
As long as they keep Sanchez yes. If not then no as they will need someone behind him who actually doesn't go missing in big games like Ozil does and can provide good service as he isn't going to create many chances.
He will struggle to score against teams who stick men behind the ball or are more physical I think but he will do good against the bigger teams where he gets a bit more space and has less bodies
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>>76997831
Those arms are absolutely disgusting.
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>>76997853
not just the arms
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>>76997766
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy
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>>76997831
would you slam piggy?
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>>76997720
last summer was a massive fuck up
nice to see >we're going for players with premier league/top level experience this time around
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>>76997851
Wasn't Ozil the 2nd best chance creator last year bar KdB? I don't mean assists, I mean chances which is a meme stat. But there we go.
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>>76993673
Lyonnais here, I feel you, got all but love for Caen
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>>76996966
It is
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>>76993340
Is he going to Spurs or what?
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>>76997931
Assists is more of a meme stat than chances
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>>76997881
after bath
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>>76993229
pretty kino selection there famalam
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>>76997484
>This is what united customers believe
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>>76997931
And he is good, but he also goes missing in important games frequently which is an issue
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>>76995269
expected more poo t b h w y l
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>>76996800
>September?
Liverpool
>December?
Spurs
>March?
Spurs
> Start of May?
Spurs
End of May
Not Spurs
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>>76997998
Spurs. It's a Spurs fan.
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who is writing the scripts for the EPL?
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>>76998080
Charlie Kaufman
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>>76998080
Me, Everton do a spurs this season. Play the beat football but bottle itself like fug.
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>>76998041
Basically thats every year the last 5 years
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>>76998080
You, Could not, right this!
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>>76998215
>right
mong
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>>76998080
Moffat
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>>76998234
It's spelled wrong you tit
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>>76998080
>It's better you don't ask
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>>76998276
This has to be the lowest effort meme forced in years
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>>76996807
Sissoko + cash for Lemar r-right?
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>>76998234
Angry Brit Who Always Says Mong detected
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>>76998289
okay abdul
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>>76998340
Seeing as Lemar is close friends with Lacazzete, out of the two clubs, I suspect he'll go to Arsenal if any.
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>>76998289
Not quite
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_(grammar)
>Projecting
>Everywhere is Yorkshire
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>>76998387
Not him but I did the projecting meme and I thought it was quite good. Why are you bullying me?
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>>76998383
ffs Levy you jew come on
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>Rppney
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pooguero poonchester shitty xD
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>>76998414
>Shitzen
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>>76998401
It was okay, a bit forced but certainly not the worst, that was the Wikipedia one
Don't worry Nigel, you did good
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>>76997831
Well United won't be able to afford him now I'd imagine so PSG seems like the only option.
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>>76998433
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>>76998414
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>>76998456
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Hey, whatever happened to the Dutch City fan?
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>>76998387
I spent a lot of effort forcing the everywhere is Yorkshire meme.
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>>76998500
He's waiting on transfers to shitpost
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>>76998500
He changed his gimmick to carvery posting.
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>>76998500
He received a phone call a couple weeks back, word is it's still ongoing
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>>76998500
on reddit being a mong as usual
https://www.reddit.com/user/anonymouse4chan/
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>Romelu Lukaku: Everton striker arrested last week in Los Angeles after noise complaint
kek
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>>76998553
That username just shows how little subtlety that guy has.
Honestly: Anonymouse 4chan?
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>>76993229
The Lobster. Put it on for the family at Xmas, got some very inappropriate laffs.
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>>76998569
>it's real
Fucking kek
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>>76998569
he wasn't even arrested, he got a citation
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>>76998569
The sound of BBC slapping against dat white ass i guess
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>>76998569
Why is he in Los Angeles...?
... MOVE TO MLS CONFIRMED
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>>76998637
cringe
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>>76998649
haha lol
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>>76998637
Ironic cuckposting is still cuckposting
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>>76998649
>Martial, Rashford, Lukaku, Pogba
BLACKED.com
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>>76998484
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>>76998637
Cuck Gimmick poster plz leave
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>>76998683
the only thing they'll be blacking is manure's wage bill
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Redpill me on Dier, is he leaving?
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>>76998774
maybe but you wont be that sad
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me when i see a group of man utd fans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EG07F50X1t8
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>>76998736
>Implying being in the black isn't a good thing
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>>76998806
I don't know tbqh, he's not bad, but he's not irreplacable either. Roughly on the same level as Fabinho
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>>76998846
SEETHING
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>>76998852
it wasn't speaking figuratively. They're literally going to fuck it.
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>>76998846
How I imagine every ABU talks to their laptop
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>>76998878
Say what?
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>>76998637
>Lukaku getting in practice for all the white meat he's going to be slamming in the PL next season, alongside Pogba et al.
Yeah, boi.
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the plot thickens
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>>76999194
>not verified
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>>76999194
lol for what purpose
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>>76999194
he's going to japan?
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New thread
>>76999215
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>>76999210
>>76999212
that account has been linked by croatian FA previously and is followed by Inter team mates.
who knows though
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>>76993229
anime
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>>76995375
why is this nigger so stiff?
does he have spine, hips and legs made of concrete?
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