Mountains edition
Will we see action today lads? Or will it be Sky dominating as usual?
Tune in for disappointment once again, as Sky will bore us to death
>using pedals
>>76988358
good post
Race start at 12:25. What am I supposed to do with myself until then?
>>76988516
Listen to /tdf/ related music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yt3p-F2x7rY
>>76988643
Nice idea, but I'll go for https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YXDd_NKhac
I certainly hope that the mountain stages this weekend won't disappoint, but knowing Sky they will disappoint.
>>76988643
read a book, go for a swim, exercise
>>76988774
Don't worry Quintana will try to attack 500m before the finish
I bet one more great stage for Tiago Machado
>>76988685
>>76988879
All good choices
CAR-BO-HY-DRAT PRO-TE-IN
A B C D VITAMIN
P I N O T
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T
Guys, I am losing hair and I think that's because of the water steam going up in the air when I cook
What should I do?
sky hurt me :(
>>76989553
go on holiday to Israel for a sea water cure
>>76989553
wear a hair hat
>>76989553
Buy Alpecin
>>76989553
Book a flight to Israel
>>76989553
Fry your shoes with a buddy
>>76989553
hire a bitch to cook for you
>>76989579
I can confirm that this doesn't work.
>>76989667
how long did you leave it in?
>>76989553
Extract vapour without a cookerhood.
>tfw the biggest climb in your area is 400m at 10%
>tfw not qt pie 15km climb at 8%
>no horse category
>>76989720
>133.7 km
Horses confirmed elite
>>76989708
>>tfw not qt pie 15km climb at 8%
Exactly my feel as well.
>>76989720
>dat little cap on his head
cute
>>76989708
this.
>tfw going on a big alps cycling trip in a few weeks but no idea what climbing a proper col is like
>>76989778
>Not liking climbs
Who /bonked/ here?
I went for a quick spin last night that turned into a 50km ordeal with no food or water
I thought I was gonna die lads
Good shot that a breakaway makes it today, probably going to see a lot of people fighting to get in on that
>>76989867
Is it fuckhot over there as well? Time to stop at a church for water. Or is that not a thing? Churches here always have water on the cemetery for people tending to graves. Also toilets. Saved my butt a couple of times over the years.
>>76989960
>digging out grandpa to get the gatorade he was burried with
Don't rob graves m8.
>>76989867
I've done it a few times. One of the worst was using a 34 pound dual sus mtb on a 30 mile flat trip, which was fucking retarded. Also got a puncture and had no kit. Only time I've had cramps on a bike, literally screeching and people backing away.
Plottwist:
Fuglsang is in a good shape, lost time on purpose on stage 5, to be able to get away today on the last climb.
Gets yellow
Sits behind Froome's ass for the rest of the tour
Win
>>76989867
Went for a 4 hour ride under 32°C with only one flask, nearly died on my bike kek
dis shud b gud
>>76990056
WRONG
/aru/
Why did astana give Nibali such a shitty national jersey?
>>76990164
AROOOO
GET FUCKING HYPED CUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What does /tdf/ think about sprint stages?
http://www.strawpoll.me/13383460
http://www.strawpoll.me/13383460
http://www.strawpoll.me/13383460
THANKS JUAN
>>76990215
Really makes you think
>>76989720
pls somebody crop that aesthetically to show horse category cap. I just tried and my fan went insane and nearly blew up pc.
>>76990265
What would we do without him
>>76990282
Wow that really was a crime.
>tfw the BMC press officer will never sternly show her index finger and mouth "one more"
>>76990340
Yea, Aru's jersey is amazing
>well done, our son
Today's Racing Post reckons Cummings and De Gendt are in with a shout should they make the breakaway.
>>76990056
Stop
>>76990379
cummings definitely is.
expecting to see them, + gva, bakelants, alabsini, brambilla, gallopin, navarro, atapuma
...a strong break in other words
SWIFT
W
I
F
T
DÉPART
Good start bois
TSAGUUUUU
GOTTA GO FAST
tfw Eurosport commentators are superior but national broadcast has no ads.
Rarely is there something so pointless and empty yet so enthralling.
>>76990385
>not having unrealistic expectations to set yourself up for invevitable disappointment
what are you even doing here
Yup
YATESEY BOY IN WHITE
WHITE PRIDE
>>76990520
>Eurosport commentators are superior
if you think boring yourself to death is superior then I agree
Talansky is in the race, apparently
>>76990539
>milk and juice
You're a sick, sick man.
>>76990539
>no Godfather mug
Looks nice otherwise
Based Gorilla
my gf asked my yesterday if there would be any horse category stages soon. She literally said 'horse category'.
>>76990520
This!
Although TV2 used to be way worse with all the studio bullshit.
THE BREAK WONT GO
>>76990592
stupid bitch. no offense.
>>76990606
none taken
EDDIE DON'T START YOUR SPRINT YET!
>>76990554
I respect your right to make incorrect decisions.
>>76990606
Why would anybody be offended?
Absolute chaos lads.
>>76990634
He's got to start it before the mountains. Can't compete when Quintana starts attacking.
>>76990645
you clogged up the toilet, again?
How come you rarely see a second break go midway through the stage? Today would be perfect for it. Just piggyback on the sprint trains for the inter sprint then keep on going
Mmmm I love salt. I'm glad they've spent so long talking about it.
>>76990592
I had a gf once.
Initially, she didn't quite get why I was so excited about cycling and other sports but she found it adorable and learned a little bit to humour me.
After a while, she grew to hate me and everything that I loved.
daily reminder
Do you guys have someone commenting on historical thing?
>>76990669
As is tradition.
i love the tour to death and maybe its just the danish coverage, but ive started to realize how much they live on building hype for the next stage
>tomorrow's going to be wild guys!
>tomorrow's stage is going to be crucial
they say this shit every day
>>76990669
>I had a gf once.
Started to laugh right there
Stop closing down breakaways
>>76990691
no
this is exciting as fuck
>>76990698
maybe ireland is sleepy
>>76990682
Yes, Jorgen Leth. UCi, I think, gave him an award a few years ago, for his dedication to the sport and knowledge about France
>>76990688
It's always been like this.
>in 10 km we will definitely see something happen
>next climb the favorites will definitely attack
>tomorrow we will definitely see some action
>next year will definitely be good
>>76990688
that's most of cycling. so much time of nothing happening....and when you least expect it something mental happens.
gotta sit through the bad because the good can come at any point.
G V A
V
A
swifty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's a "Road Captain"?
Do all teams have one?
>Its an everyone wants to be in the breakaway episode.
I love this shit, great that we get to watch it live as well. Inb4 50kph first hour and still no breakaway.
Messy 2bh
>>76990749
Yes.
He's just the guy that organises the team on the road. Tells them when to move up, when crosswinds might come, that sort of thing.
No snoozefest today
If you could be given one Tour bike for free which would you choose lads?
I'd pick either a Bianchi Oltre or the BMC SLR01
This is looking good bois, Great stage so far
51km/h average
nth for lance
>tfw no Initial D equivalent for cycling
>>76990770
Presumably it's usually an experienced team member with no real aspirations of getting a stage win? Possibly been a domestique at one time or another?
>no coverage until 14.10
SAAAAAAAAAAVE MEEEEEEEEE
>>76990799
Madone or Tarmac
>mfw I picked cummings for this stage
>>76989819
I did that last year. It was suffering but so worth it.
why are they going so fast already
>>76990826
You're literally missing the best part of the stage.
>>76990826
That's a shame
Why is this group of 3 trying to pull away so hard? If they remain with only 3 how can they hope to make it to the finish?
>>76990822
Yeah. It's basically just the guy on your team that can read a race the best. Maybe because he knows the roads, or he's ridden the race many times. He'll just make the decisions on the road.
>>76990854
They know people aren't going to stop attacking behind. They'll be joined by others at some point. May as well stay out there.
>>76990861
If they fall back they are not guaranteed to hit the next one
>>76990688
>Det bliver et BRAG af en etape!
>Piss Froome and his mercenaries dominating from the start.
>>76990834
Cummings is having none of it, it seems.
>>76990834
>betting on bikes
>>76990817
MUH PODCAST
>>76990888
could have decided the break isn't going until after the sprint. strong guys will go on the 1st climb maybe.
>>76990887
Everytime ;_;
>>76990881
well they are going full gas, wouldnt they want to hold back a bit too lure some more in?
>>76990893
>mfw those Bob Ross threads
>>76990846
Because everyone wants to be on the break as it's a break wins episode
>>76990925
They don't really have much choice at this point. It would be a bit shocking if everyone else in the peloton gives up attacking.
Only 3 in the break. I hate Sky even more now
>millar hyping this break
there's 160k of fucking hills
Arbois looks pretty comfy
>L'eglis Saint-Just
JUST
>>76991005
this
I strongly feel I should be watching this race in France today.
>you will never be french
>it's a wine course for 3 hours episode
French TV
Is France the most beautiful country in Europe?
Or is le Tour the most effective tourist commercial ever?
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
Looks like theyre getting caught. This sure is a spicy stage so far.
>>76990970
I believe you mean York
>>76991055
Most effective tourist commercial ever.
>the city of demare
>demare
oh god this can end in epic laughter
>>76991055
France is The GOAT vacation destination in Europe
>>76991055
rural areas in europe are always beautiful in summer
>>76991095
>bataclan.jpg
>>76991055
Yugoslavia was the most beautiful country when it was together. The residual states are very comfy individually but collectively, the country is extremely stunning in so many ways.
>>76991055
The meme parts of Italy are probably the best, France is up there. GB underrated with it's hobbit style rolling fields and moors.
>>76991055
Most European countries have beautiful green landscapes
But only a few have mountains
>>76991095
Truckofneace.png
>>76991108
>>76991118
Uncomfy posts s m h
>>76991081
I'm talking the other Millar, not Ms Yorke.
>>76991108
Yeah totally the only place in Europe with terrorist attacks
>confirmed in the break
lovely smoke in the lungs. thanks!
>>76991113
Northumberland is the most stunning part of the UK. At least until it gets overrun by scummy tourists like the Lakes
>>76990835
How did you deal with baggage and the like? Did you camp or stay in hostels?
>>76991118
>>76991108
Don't be a jerk. Jerk. This is comfy thread.
SPRINTERS BTFO
Proper racing today boys.
in a decade or so when Paris becomes a no-go zone, where will the Tour finish be?
>greenroads
>>76991142
what break?
>>76991186
>in a decade or so
Optimistic
>>76991108
>>76991118
>>76991186
Do all nordics country have an inferiority complex ?
>>76991207
no, just /pol/
>Stragglers
>>76991207
it's not a complex
Any good mobile livestreams??? Begging
>>76991186
Mecca
STFU about steve cummings please
>>76991214
tab back in morten ostergaard
>>76991215
>race time 43 min
>+40min
Kek
>>76991215
>Tim Wellens
This is actually a stage that's supposed to suit him. Such an overhyped rider
Rquesting a eurosport stream link!
>>76991254
How does that even happen?
>>76991171
>airbnb
>rental bike with drop off and pick up from where I was
>was in one location the entire time
>daily rides in 80 - 160 km range
>500 - 4600 m of daily climbing
>>76991285
>French in charge of time keeping
probably
>>76989867
I initially thought you were going to tell us a sex story.
>>76991285
Forgot his bike
>NOS and Sporza broadcasts starting at 14:15
At least I have a shitty eurosport stream to watch what is obviously the spiciest bit of this stage.
>>76991318
cute cat
>it's a want to buy a racing bike because I'm watching the tour episode
Pretty sure the feeling will go away when it's over
>>76991318
what even is that? Looks positively revolting
pls respect the riders.
"Yesterday, I hit three times spectators on the side of the road, so this is a big appeal to spectators to not lean over the barriers to respect us and to give us the space that we need," Greipel said.
>>76991313
Shit. I knew there was something I was missing!
>>76991272
http://tiz-cycling.racing/stream/
>>76991328
ARD is broadcasting if your german is ok
Broadcasting here starting in 70 minutes
Some song to prepare the vibe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=baVIiFJIb3U
>>76991346
He's a vicious little cunt.
>>76991346
Microwave lasagne and protein milkshake.
>vermote on the front again
is he some kind of cyborg?
>>76991318
>>76991372
>lasagne
Ah. Looked like some sort of undefinable gel like substance. Enjoy your horse category lasagne.
got a baguette for lunch lads
GORILLA
>>76991372
That lasagna looks like it breaks a couple of health violation codes
who here /neelposting/
G R E I P E L
Should I go for a quick ride now or after the race?
Might get some thunder and rain later.
>>76991440
I went for one this morning, so I could get comfy for the entirety of the stage. Also it was already a bit too hot this morning so I can imagine riding in the afternoon would be suffering.
>>76991409
>not eating all your food in gel form for max efficiency
>>76991350
>http://tiz-cycling.racing/stream/
does not seem to work
>DEMARE
>>76991288
that's a lot smarter plan than mine
>tgv to lyon
>bike with rack and baggage, tent
>route across the alps
>going to try and alternate climbing days with moving days, having a day where i move without doing cols, set up the tent, then do a ride with climbing, and move on again
bike weighs 10kg, total weight with baggage is about 23kg. which isn't light so i'm feeling anxious :[
>>76991472
I the weight of your baggage doesn't kill you then it sounds like a really nice trip
Hello.
Pretty fun stage so far tbqh.
lel top use of a crane there
>>76991472
Unless you're already fat, just think of all the fatties who also manage to bike at somewhat reasonable speeds. If you are, then rip, I guess.
>that guy lifted
>mfw demare fails to make the time and is dropped from the tour de france
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>76991288
thinking about doing the same in nipponland
top lel that crane
>demare 4mins
hard keks
>>76991464
4 (FOUR) minutes behind.
>>76991409
>horse category lasagne.
>>76991440
I'm going for one after the stage. I would prefer going before the stage but as I got back from my ride yesterday at midnight I slept way too late to go for a pre stage ride.
>tfw you go KOM hunting with your brother on the weekends
Demare going to miss the time cut.
>>76991524
>>76991527
h-he will come back !
>>76991501
>mfw they make an exception like they often do
>>76991538
Is it still light where you live at midnight?
>sky for the 2nd time today tried to shut the front of the peloton but no one gives a shit and swarms them
froomester going to be mad
>>76991538
Do you have mountains in finlandia?
I just showered, what has happened since Van Avermat and Chavanel were in the break?
What is this talk about Demaré?
>>76991539
nah. the peloton will completely sit up as soon as the break goes.
Out of the way bozos, I am the new French Sprinting Hope and fan's favourite now
It's time for /tdf/ bets.
Your last 2 digits is how much time >demare will lose today.
>>76991547
home, because he is out of the tour
>>76991555
what stage are you watching?
Burghardt is a big guy
there's so many pedestrian crossings in france and yet pedestrians and drivers alike take absolutely no notice of them
>>76991567
rouleur
NEED A WORKING STREAM, FUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>76991113
I was just in England and Ireland/Norn Iron. The west coast of Ireland is stunning. Especially the Dingle peninsula - I did a 4-day walking tour around the whole thing.
Based Kirby on eurosport now. Bless him.
Knees being a gigantic faggot there
>>76991579
they put 5 acros the road wide and easef up
people then attacked through them regardless
>>76991554
>>76991567
Roule
Even the French love Jeremy Corbyn
>>76991589
Tizcycling works for me but it sometimes lags and is a bit behind. Otherwise I can't find a working Eurosport stream otherwise either.
>>76991472
As long as you've got small gears you'll be fine.
>inb4 39 - 21 smallest gear
>>76991507
It was the best 2 weeks of my life desu. Doing it again this year.
>>76991554
Refer to this post >>76976386
>>76991556
Not where I live but I have a cabin in a ski resort where there are a few 8% climbs
Where are the screenies of that
weow
>>76991632
I like him wish he was more to the left tho
130 to go and the peloton is still a bit uneasy.
With a bit of luck this could be pretty fun.
sky have killed it.
So this is what Francois was talking about on the cycling podcast: wtf do the other teams even cooperate with Sky and not do anything it takes to fuck them up?
What if Steve Cummings is playing 4d chess and knows that no break is going away at the start? Everyone with an attacking mind would burn themselves out and then Steve would go and win it with 2 fingers in his nose.
>>76991652
>wish he was more to the left tho
kek
>>76991539
Nah he'll just get a tow from the team car like usual
>>76991684
I *almost* asked why brits look like that
but we know the answer :^)
>denightmare
>>76991684
I was not joking tho
>>76991632
>>76991652
kek
that pasteur thing did quite look like based jezza
Fuck sky, trying to ruin our fun
>>76991715
ik, it was getting interesting after that sprint
well that was short-lived
>>76991697
Yep, it's our excessive levels of testosterone along with a sharp eye for looking dapper.
>>76991652
Good lad. Same.
>wake up
>nothing has happened
today i think it's a break away or Dan Martin.
Lance said he agrees with me.
>>76991607
two more weeks of this shit here
>>76991722
Sky got mugged again so its saved. Current break losing terrain very quickly.
>>76991743
It's literally been fireworks dude
>>76991566
>French Sprinting Hope
>fan's favourite
>Bouhanni
he may be the most hated cyclist of France
>>76991668
this is probably happening, they are smashing themselves to pieces here
>>76991743
>nothing happened
Literally fireworks all stage
>>76991743
>>nothing has happened
nigga its been happening since the stage started, and still is.
VALGREN WINNING THE STAGE!!!!
>>76991755
what's the light level like at midnight? is it still like broad daylight or more dusky?
>>76991641
i have based 50/34 front and 11-32 at the back. i already tested going up the Koppenberg with full baggage and that worked on my test, but that's a few mins of high intensity climbing and not an hour climbing a col. we'll see how it goes
Best stage in this tour so far
what the fuck am i even watching
>>76991798
Glad it's a weekend. Ditto for tomorrow.
>>76991787
Broad daylight
Can riders take the day off, or give up during the stage?
>>76991766
>>76991776
>>76991779
>fireworks
well it all fizzled then..
Just shows how cancerous it is running two flat stages in a row, never do that again.
>>76991832
No.
There are some rest days though.
>>76991832
yes, you can just dip in and out depending on muh feels, it's a major part of race tactics
>>76991825
What are the temperatures like at midnight? Does it cool enough to be comfy?
>>76991787
Pretty much broad daylight. It doesn't get more dusky until a week or so closer to when the midnight sun ends
Sleeping cozily, murderer?
>>76991832
>I don't feel like riding today
>Sure we'll just write you down as coming in first. Also here is the yellow jersey, well done.
>>76991788
Im going to switzerland in a week and just mounted an 11-32 for that shit. I had a 28 last year and that really fucked me over on pic related, having to be at 70-75rpm for kilometers on end really killed me. Granny gear it is for this year.
>>76991846
Thanks
>>76991853
Well you'll get no points or advertising etc
>>76989553
you stole my post
highly offended
>>76991853
Why so snarky? You were >new once.
>>76991895
I think it was cheeky
Fucking Pikachu on national TV
>>76991895
/tdf/ brings in uncomfy fags
Burghardt in memory of Zabel
>>76991857
>does it cool enough
>>76991895
it's just bants lad
>>76991915
cringe af, hope those weebs burn in hell
>>76991811
probably will and grace
Kittel the water boy
>Vuillermoz nickname is Pikachu and his family left hundreds of Pikachu cut outs on the side of the road
it's gonna get pretty cute desu
>>76991932
well, better than >30°C imo
>>76991895
s-sorry it was just a joke
>>76991932
I'd kill myself.
>>76991951
>COMFY
Guys don't freak out there will be a lot of people wearing Pikachu mask
frank to win desu
>>76991977
Why?
Did you guys surrender to the weebs now?
>>76991941
Is the qt from the Giro Rosa okay
>6.2km
>>76991988
It's Alexis Guullermorz nickname
tfw remembering the stages I went to watch as spectator with my father as a child
>receiving gifts from the caravans before the race
>watching grown up adults fighting to pick up a gift in first
>running to catch a water bottle threw away by a random racer on the side of the road
will majka attack today with the power of hot steam?
Who /started cycling again because le Tour is on/ here?
Wentzel just said he thinks froome looks bad
>>76992021
>not cycling all year
casual
>>76992010
Only time I went I didn't get the giant hand finger PMU, was disappointed as hell
>>76991988
>surrender to the weebs
You're 4 decades late boy, this is weeb country.
>>76992033
Could explain why Sky tried to shut down the peloton so hard.
>>76992036
>leaving the house
>>76992033
he'd be the first person to ever correctly read froome's body language
>>76992021
Fuck people like you, utter scumbags, trying to run errands into town this morning and cyclists are just fucking everywhere, like Picadilly fucking circus
>>76991951
Do you know which village and what time that will be?
>>76992070
This.
>>76992053
I thought it was Sharia. Guess I learn something new every day.
Why don't the cyclists just go around the mountains?
>>76991990
>aero frame
>fixie
y tho?
>>76992092
it's frowned upon
>>76992010
I nearly got run over on Aspin trying to grab a musette.
>>76992092
I dunno tbqh
>>76991992
Still in coma. Probably going to be a vegetable.
>>76992070
he was basing it one froome sort of loosing the wheel of other sky riders.
>>76992092
Good point
>>76992089
They're not incompatible.
>>76992080
no idea sorry
>>76992092
The winner in 1904 took a train and got DQ'ed, that's why.
>>76992070
I've seen Froome slowly crack before but I'm not sure I could tell you how. It's maybe a sense that he's not steady at his own pace.
>>76992099
It's a track bycicle, m8.
I called you m8 because this is a comfy thread, but I hope you know what I should have called you.
>>76992040
everyone wanted that stuff, I managed to get one once but it was cardboard and I was disapointed because I always thought it was a giant fluffy glove
I still have my Cofidis plastic coin for supermarket carts in my car
>>76992092
why dont they just take a bus
god i hate david millar
>sky have to be careful a dangerous guy doesn't slip into that break
What, like Henao maybe? The rider you just said is pointless being there.
tht group is yuuuge
Sky being lame, trying to stop everyone again
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
habbenings
>>76992110
Froome always loses the wheel of the rider in front when there's any acceleration.
>>76992137
It's not gonna stick together long.
Tangent - my stream keeps freezing up (cricfree)
>>76992092
really makes you think
What the fuck is happening
>>76992106
Seriously? shit
F
>sky ruining everything again
>>76992166
Maybe one day he'll stop looking at his PM all the time.
that's like 60 riders. shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Can AROOOO do it again today?
Quintana attack when?
>>76992127
I still have my tdf bottle opener from 10 years ago attached to my keys, useful af
>>76992224
>le pretend to have a bad day meme
ugh
>>76992224
That is so 2016
>>76992194
Sky is fucking up desu
>>76992202
Sky is playing a dangerous game
>>76992206
It's not a Aru climb.
>>76992106
>90km/h crash against a crash barrier
damn.
BUCHMANN
allez emu
>ALL DESE HAPPENINGS BUT DUTCH STATE TV HASN'T STARTED THEIR BROADCAST YET
Can't they just send back one boat of refugees so I can have my early broadcast?
>>76992239
Why do Britain ruin these threads?
>>76992228
I also still have polka doted cap and other caps and some stuff in the closet of my room at my parent's house but they're older than 20 years old
>>76992242
They've got Henao and Landa (and Knees) in that front peloton. Other teams are playing dangerous game if they let them go.
>>76992272
Every fucking year
>>76992272
Cause they are also ruining the tour :^)
>Buchmann, Landa, Latour
Dangerous shit, someone up front could get the yellow jersey
Having Marion Rousse commenting the race
>>76992272
Seems fitting, as you are ruining the race as well
I have a €15 giftcard for a webshop and need some new cycling glasses. Anyone got a suggestion?
>prevot
It's time to get a Canyon lads
>>76992272
Not to mention all the olympic track threads
The adverts have started synchronising again.
>>76992314
hee hee not anymore
>>76992302
This
>>76992308
Salice
300 and froome cracks today
>>76992272
>its just banter bro xD
>>76992268
>Dutch state tv website shows Sagan in the group behind the Peleton at +35min from Vroom
I don't even know whats happening anymore..
For me, it's Gesink
>>76992316
he seems upset
>>76992302
>>76992357
Juraj Sagan, friendo
Demare 9 minutes down
BMC are going to end up having to chase
Belgium will win todays stage
>>76992373
Would eat ass desu
nice lake
>>76992373
Lucky Gallopin
>>76992382
He's like the André Gomes of cycling.
>>76992382
Ahh okay, that makes sense..
>>76992363
He is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElGDtjbKzy4
>>76992390
Not really, GVA is in the breakaway
T W O
P E L A T O N S
>Demare at 6km
>>76992417
It broke my heart when he was caught on that stage last year. By Contador?
"Jakob. Today you can take tim eon froome"
>>76992417
>Thinking BMC does the logical thing.
We've all seen their next level strategy this week.
>>76992417
porte can't let landa, henao, latour, buchmann get 6 or 7 minutes
>>76992446
lel
>tfw comfy Jura
Henao, Knees, Landa, Bakelants, Frank, Gautier, Latour, Amador, Castroviejo, Sütterlin, De Kort, Felline, Caruso, Roche, Schär, Van Avermaet, Kozhatatev, Valgren, Mori, Ulissi, Molard, Impey, Keukeleire, Pauwels, Bauer, Gilbert, Trentin, Buchmann, Burghardt, Kiserlovski, Lammertink, De Gendt, Matthews, Barguil, Ten Dam, Edet, Lemoine, Gesink, Calmejane, Chavanel, Quemeneur, Sicard, Bettiol, Clarke, Talansky, Bole, Brajkovic, Minnaard, Bouet, Pichon
F1 qualifying is on
literally who gives a fuck about the tour de france
>>76992302
Why isn't Rousse in Giro Rosa?
LATOUR P. 17ALM+00:01:07
BUCHMANN E. 113BOH+00:01:29
LANDA M. 6SKY+00:01:47
TALANSKY A. 187CDT+00:01:57
PAUWELS S. 96DDD+00:02:00
ROCHE N. 46BMC+00:02:14
HENAO S. 2SKY+00:02:32
CARUSO D. 42BMC+00:02:35
FRANK M. 14ALM+00:02:36
CHAVANEL S. 174DEN+00:03:03
MOLARD R. 77FDJ+00:03:47
EDET N. 153COF+00:04:09
CALMEJANE L. 173DEN+00:04:24
BRAJKOVIC J. 195TBM+00:04:33
BAKELANTS J. 12ALM+00:04:57
TEN DAM L. 147SUN+00:05:04
KISERLOVSKI R. 124KAT+00:06:06
BARGUIL W. 143SUN+00:06:16
MINNAARD M. 204WGG+00:06:52
BOUET M. 212TFO+00:07:03
GILBERT P. 104QST+00:07:06
ULISSI D. 69UAD+00:07:06
IMPEY D. 86ORS+00:08:24
CASTROVIEJO J. 25MOV+00:09:24
CLARKE S. 185CDT+00:10:41
MORI M. 67UAD+00:10:51
VAN AVERMAET G. 48BMC+00:11:08
GAUTIER C. 16ALM+00:11:09
BETTIOL A. 182CDT+00:12:03
KEUKELEIRE J. 87ORS+00:12:28
MATTHEWS M. 141SUN+00:13:53
DE KORT K. 32TFS+00:14:11
QUEMENEUR P. 177DEN+00:14:23
BURGHARDT M. 114BOH+00:14:53
GESINK R. 161TLJ+00:15:17
BAUER J. 102QST+00:15:20
VALGREN ANDERSEN M. 58AST+00:16:41
LAMMERTINK M. 126KAT+00:17:07
FELLINE F. 34TFS+00:17:07
KNEES C. 4SKY+00:18:16
BOLE G. 193TBM+00:19:18
AMADOR A. 22MOV+00:23:22
SÜTTERLIN J. 28MOV+00:23:27
SCHÄR M. 47BMC+00:25:24
SICARD R. 178DEN+00:26:00
DE GENDT T. 134LTS+00:26:46
LEMOINE C. 155COF+00:26:49
PICHON L. 217TFO+00:26:50
TRENTIN M. 108QST+00:26:51
KOZHATAYEV B. 56AST+00:29:47
>>76992498
"xD"
>>76992498
>driving a car
>"""sport"""
>>76992498
Shouldn't you be busy watching turn left my american friendo?
>>76992498
>using a motor
>>76992498
ill watch the final stints in q3, rest is boring in a dry qualy.
>>76992498
MERCEDES
WINS
LOL
>>76992498
>not watching both
>>76992463
Eh, fair enough. Tho Roche is in there as well, he is BMC and has a decent time
>>76992512
It's a big break
>>76992508
she retired at 24 to be a good loving wife full time
>>76992498
>>76992553
Yeah, didn't notice Roche.
Curious stage.
>>76992576
OY the race is LITERALLY in your country this weekend
you don't have an excuse like the others do
>>76992551
>>76992544
>>76992538
>>76992527
>>76992522
>>76992519
>>76992514
The unfortunate thing about comfy threads full of autists is that we always fall for bait.
>tfw a week in and still no side of the road poop stop
what would the time cut be ?
>>76992508
retired
Damn woke up like 10 min ago, so much happening already? Will Froome lose time today or no?
>>76992592
"xD"
>>76992592
>driving a car
>"""sport"""
>>76992573
Good girl
>>76992568
U U
U U
>>76992592
we are too comfy to expect bait, its a good thing.
Will Demare finish on time?
>>76992568
for u
>La tour virtual leader of le tour.
Nice totally not rigged sport you got there cyclofags
>>76992645
What's the cutoff? Half an hour after the peloton?
>>76992592
Some "bait" lol
From what I've seen there is huge overlap between cycling and f1 fans.
this lady talking about my sex life
Burghardts position on the bike is fucking insane.
Does anybody else watch that moody teenager in the apple ad and think "I'll give you something to hate you bitch slut cunt" or is it just me?
hello
C H U T E
>>76992652
By Latour you mean Buchmann right ?
>There are people on this board not rooting for Valgren
>>76992671
>watching ads
>2017
>>76992671
Seen it a few too many times by now, yeah.
How many women riders to compete pregnants to get hormonal gains?
>>76992671
Multihate.
>>76992658
35-40 min
>>76992658
Depends on how fast they have completed the stage I think.
>>76992671
I constantly think about how I want to cuddle with her while she says "Hate it"
>>76992715
literally who
>>76992715
Of course, but he is getting dropped on the cat. 1 still.
>4 groups
NOT COMFY
IN FUGLSANG WE TRUST
>>76992774
kek
>>76992747
It adds unnecessary weight, I'll doubt it.
>Démare dead the minute he starts to get good
how French of him
>>76992715
Maybe the classics one day but...not TDF.
>>76992816
But with one or two months, there isn't relevant weight
>>76992799
IS IT A BIRD? NO, IT'S A BIRDSONG
READY TO WIN
Can Cant'ana survive this pace? Will he die in the last mountain? Also could Talansky do anything?
>Chase Group
>40 riders
>burning bikes
Leftist have to be removed
BUCHMANN E. 113BOH+00:01:29
PAUWELS S. 96DDD+00:02:00
FRANK M. 14ALM+00:02:36
CALMEJANE L. 173DEN+00:04:24
BAKELANTS J. 12ALM+00:04:57
TEN DAM L. 147SUN+00:05:04
BARGUIL W. 143SUN+00:06:16
VAN AVERMAET G. 48BMC+00:11:08
BETTIOL A. 182CDT+00:12:03
KEUKELEIRE J. 87ORS+00:12:28
DE KORT K. 32TFS+00:14:11
BURGHARDT M. 114BOH+00:14:53
VALGREN ANDERSEN M. 58AST+00:16:41
SCHÄR M. 47BMC+00:25:24
DE GENDT T. 134LTS+00:26:46
TRENTIN M. 108QST+00:26:51
>>76992848
>Talansky
>ever doing anything besides choking
Good joke
You can still get 20-30 times money back on Valgren.
>front group fussing already
goddamnit
>>76992799
SKÅL!
>Tsonga
>>76992866
>Hipsters use bikes
>Hipsters are angry they suck at life
>Hipsters burn the bikes of other hipsters in their protest
The left is just so retarded. Watch the people's whose bikes got burned blame the goverment/right wing for this.
>>76992897
No that would require him to win
>>76992897
>t. betting site owner
>>76992848
>Cant'ana
He's conserving his energy for the 5th categorised climb of the day
That's when he'll attack
barguil and pauwels
>>76992866
Most anarchists were avid cyclists back when I used to attend G8 demos and shit about 10/15 years ago. If you were going to go smashy smashy then you target police, banks and multinational chains. You didn't loot, you didn't attack civilians and you left peoples' personal shit alone.
If this is the state of the current crop of anarchists then they all deserve slow and painful deaths by rape in prison.
We are going to have a Dutch winner today. Is your body ready?
is there a word for those people online who joins noob lobbies to destroy them easily? Because that's exactly what Landa does when he goes in a breakaway like he did in the Giro
>>76992965
You misspelled "Belgian"
>>76992965
but buchmann is german
>>76992968
sandbaggers?
douchebags?
>>76992593
>needing to stop for a shit
>>76992965
C A L M E J A N E
>>76992968
smurfing
>>76992996
>poo not red enough
>>76992996
>>76992993
yeah, Landa is a sandbagger
>no broadcasting started
Fucking tennis
Fucking Milton Keynes Championships
>>76992968
Smurfs?
>Demare
>-13:27"
>>76993015
I saved it from another anon tbqhwyl
>>76992996
>>76993009
Vous regardez sur FranceTV ou Eurosport ? Vous savez à quelle heure ils prennent l'antenne pour l'étape de demain ?
Just tune in wtf happen to Demare?
2 M I N U T E S
M
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U
T
E
S
>>76993062
He surrenders
>>76993062
dead
>>76993062
A murder of crows attacked him
>assistance medicale
>>76993062
he went the wrong way for the first 25 km and has since been chasing
>>76992593
>>76992996
>>76993016
>Eisel using WD40 on his hip joint
Should be DQF tbqh
What's the fucking point of these wireless saddle data transmitters if they don't DISPLAY power/speed/cadence/HR on the broadcasts like they did in the Giro?
Matt Smith on ITV4 is really really really bad
>>76993096
That race was insane.
>>76993078
>jersey
>comment
>flag
say the name of the last climb 3 times
>pauwels has a masters degree in mathematics
Why doesnt he just calculate the best time to attack
>>76993096
Good times. For everyone watching. Hell on earth for the participants.
>>76993062
he is kill
>14.00min
>>76993143
Doctor Matt Smith?
>>76993096
NO JESUS = HELL
kek, dutch commentator saying:
"Dont worry about Demare, hes french and im sure there is a car nearby"
>>76993156
He sure calculated the best time to go to the medical car.
>>76993198
hehehe
Frogs on suicide watch
>48 man breakaway
>>76993191
those signs were at the cycling aswell
just tuned in
the fucked happened with demare?
>le champion français
Is Demare a fatty?
>virtual yellow jersey
FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Time limit likely to be ~50 minutes
>>76993256
Got attacked by an eagle
>>76993191
imagine suffering that much for a sport literally no one cares about
W A R R E N
A
R
R
E
N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nHHa2Q0ZUg
>>76993198
Tfw no comfy NOS stream with Maarten Ducrot.
SEBN only shows the Belgians :(
>>76993276
eurosport is comfy
>>76993191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b5X69vREAg
>>76993288
He ended up in getting 8th place or so, right?
>>76993276
Give or take depending on when Demare finishes :^)
Does it even matter whether Demare is relegated today. I mean if this is tough for him how can he even complete tomorrow's stage?
>>76993292
vuelta 2013
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a
2
0
1
3
>>76993349
He won't be relegated because French
>>76993349
He's French, they're just going to shorten the horse categories, like Ventoux yesteryear
>>76993349
he's not normally this bad on these stages. could just be a very bad day, but fine tomorrow.
>>76993364
He will get a lift from the refs car because french
>tfw want to bike but live in a shitty suburb
>>76993384
He will take the TGV if necessary.
>>76993384
This desu
Demare is French
>>76993351
I have still goosebumps today
>>76993384
>>76993364
>>76993198
still butthurt for that barbed wires thing ?
>>76993429
burger was right
>>76993438
The Netherlands should have declared war desu
>>76993198
>>76993228
sadly there is a also a camera ;(
>>76993198
I hope he does cheat just to see how mad will foreigners be on /tdf/
Would be hilarious desu
F
>demare is french
mind = blow
Sky slowly but surely clawing back.
Its over.
>commercial break
>>76993392
>in africa
>>76993477
Slovakia's already retired from this year's /tdf/
>>76993438
Fucking french drivers
>>76993491
what's that say about Erdogan?
>>76993481
Didn't need these feels m8
>>76993481
F
Did they ever start selling those special edition bidons or are they just ebay fodder? I want one so bad.
>>76993430
i knw what. i think those two will ride for the win. so it might be possible. but pauwels is also stronk
Where's Juan when you need Juan?
>>76993526
it says "erdogan is sexy man" in luxembourgish
>>76993392
Must be pretty enriched if you can't even keep or ride a bike around..
>>76993522
>>76993545
Juan Who?
>>76993477
"Demare was super combativité today no DQ hon hon hon"
>>76993543
Yeah. The gap isn't high enough too. We'll see
>>76993552
Nice
>>76993475
This desu. I would have given my life for that cause.
>ywn rape and pillage the French countryside with your British, Belgian and German BFF's.
>>76993526
Erdogan is a goat fucker.
>>76993545
Don't worry, he'll be there in the last 5km during habbenings to block your path.
>>76993571
Danes too ;_;
>>76993556
>Must be pretty enriched if you can't even keep or ride a bike around..
In my city (Bordeaux), Algerians make bike traffic from France to Algeria, dozens of bikes stolen every month.
>>76993526
That he is a friend of the goats
>>76993586
Sorry, forgot about you guys. You can have the coastal regions.
Why is Matthews is not on Orica btw
Why the fuck is burghardt attacking without buchmann?
>>76993475
>>76993522
>>76993571
lol come and try
>>76993594
Jesus christ stop. I don't need this.
>>76993526
that he is French
>>76993587
How easy would it be to just move to the provinces?
I like France
Winner sits in the peloton
>>76993587
>tfw live in a small dutch student town in an apartment with a secured basement for bike parking and melanin enriched gentlemen still steal like 8 bikes in 3 months from it.
Not comfy at all desu.
>>76993059
11h45 demain sur FTV
>>76993635
It could be easy but for now I'm a cuckstudent so I need to live here.
>FDJ
>France
>>76993642
don't say that :(
>>76993640
Go away.
>>76993594
S-stop
>>76993624
>>76993640
France is nice, the French are the problem.
>>76993652
Merci bien, je me lèverai tôt alors
>>76993650
What a time to be alive
>>76993622
I think this casus belli has expired right now but we'd have slapped your shit right after that incident happened.
>>76993364
>>76993376
did you guys miss Bardet being DQ'd last Paris Nice?
Trentin closed that gap on a descent
Impressive
>>76993716
>Pays bas
Impressive
>>76993698
alors dégage si on est un problème
>>76993689
:_: stop it, this is not comfy
Who /TourMagazine/ Here?
>>76993657
Fair enough. It will be over before you know it and you can always just use some cheap banger in the meantime.
>>76993664
I also like the Netherlands
I only watch the TdF, all other races are boring ;^)
>>76993650
>secured basement
Thats racist!
>>76993751
J'aurais dû dire the (((French)))
>>76993698
t. Aboubakar Coulibaly
>>76993755
A magazine full with lies.
>>76993755
Buying it on monday, when I get back to Aarhus
>>76993755
yeah they got me buying it..
Will there be any attacks by any GC today or will they save it all for tomorrow
>>76993096
>>76993783
aarhus, in the middle of the street
*coughs loudly*
>>76993771
>not watching Paris Roubaix
many cases like this. SAD!
>>76993794
nah they'll all just let sky canter to victory
>>76993771
>Vuelta
>Boring
>>76993650
Wageningen? Delft? Leiden?
I moved to Utrecht a couple of months ago, after two weeks of living there my bike and the bikes of both of my roomates got stolen.
>>76993771
same :DDDD
>>76993766
I use public transports mostly
>>76993771
you'll get attacked, but you are quite right ;^)
>>76993822
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyRekGiVm0M
>>76993850
Two of my bikes were stolen from my uni campus in the US
>>76993650
>tfw live in Groningen and in 7 years my bike only has been stolen once
feels good man
>>76993778
أكل لحم الخنزير
>>76993522
JUAN&ONLY
>>76993832
*starts crying when Valgren wins*
>>76993771
TDF is the most boring of the three big tours.
>tfw you will never work for CA technologies.
>>76993773
The agency seems to agree. They apparently don't want to hinder the self employment opportunities of these gentlemen.
>tfw have camera's checking if I throw my garbage in the right container
>tfw there is one obviously fake camera watching the bike area
>>76993850
Tilburg.
>>76993903
>tfw have family there and they always have comfy stories about their life there
;_;
>>76993908
please don't blow up the peleton.
>>76993932
It's the only big tour.
>>76993832
Based Rolf. The first year or two he talked too much about himself but he is pretty good at this point.
>>76993946
>black man runs a tech factory
typical burger propaganda
>>76993946
and be a colleague of that smug nigger? no thanks. Id be imprisoned for hate crimes within a week.
>>76993932
La Vuelta is the worst
>Boring sandy desert landscapes
>Too hot
>My feet hurt
etc.
>>76993963
Prov og se!
>>76993689
holy fuck no
>>76993955
This
>>76993903
>tfw I had a gf who worked at RUG but she decided to move to some East Europe shithole because she is genuinely altruistic.
Groningen is comfy as fuck and that mental hospital is one of the nicest I've ever seen. If there were any mountains nearby, I'd have considered going there for my masters.
>>76993832
delet
>>76993894
Dindu nuffin!
Over my entire life I've had 4 bikes of mine stolen (always locked) and the police recovered a grand total of 0 bikes
>>76993822
What?
>>76993995
this desu
>>76993963
is there a town he hasn't won in?
>>76993954
My truck is ready
>>76993995
I think Vuelta is top comfy.
>veux regarder le Tour tranquillement
>constamment harcelé par les mouches
je pue ou quoi ?
>>76994033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXuvdeEC5y8
>>76993921
>Crying over Post Danmark rundt
>parking your bike outside and not taking it inside your apartment
are you guys swedish or something??
>>76993963
Rolf, Ritter and Leth is the ultimate trio
>>76994077
SKEEEEEEEUUUPPPP
>tfw no Tour of Russia (Typ Poccии)
>tfw they hurry up so I can ride in the dry later
Feels good man
>>76994027
Why solve real crime if it doesn't generate income? Need to fine people driving 3km too fast on an abandoned road.
>>76994082
Barbarians desu senpai.
>>76994082
my landlady got mad at me locking it inside the stairwell at my apartment (wasn't going to haul it up 4 flights)
>>76994104
GET OUT OF HERE CYCLER
>41 poursuivants
huh
Will the GC guys try anything fancy today or will they just chill for tomorrow?
>go to cable6
>they don't have a /tdf/
Are there any other French speaking chan /tdf/s I can shitpost in?
>>76994073
and/or
>>76993882
>>76994027
Imagine going back 100 years ago to tell Europeans that during the next century they'll be under African occupation.
>>76994082
It got stolen when I was in the city anon, not when I was at home
>>76994180
Fuglsang will win the tour today
>>76994180
I think they'll try in the finale.
>>76994180
if the gap stays around 2-3 minutes they probably won't
>>76994104
so comfy sleeping next to the babbling stream
>>76993995
>>76994034
cycling n00bs
Vuelta:
>gnarliest mountains
>desert?? you've never watched it
>everyone is haggard from the season so upsets in the GC are normal and there are many happenings and memes
Patrician: Vuelta
Pleb: TdF
Contrarian: Giro
>>76994197
Rien que pour toi j'ai fait l'effort d'aller sur JVChiasse
http://www.jeuxvideo.com/forums/42-51-51345478-854-0-1-0-tour-de-france-2017.htm
>>76994152
>not hauling your bike up 4 flights of steps
no wonder you guys are fat
>>76994201
My grandma don't even understand what happened. She went full blown nazi.
>Demare's group no longer listed
>>76994180
Astana can afford to send Fuglsang on the last climb if he is feeling good. Don't think the top 10 will be allowed any gaps if they try, and would be reeled in in the last 10k.
>>76994104
A tour of Russia would epic.
>reappears in the front group
Demare is kill
>>76994256
Tour of Siberia
>>76994241
it was the awkwardness of it, not the weight
but eneewayz I'm stringy
>>76994267
>activates motor and sails to the front
14:40:00 CEST
Letour.fr tells us that Demare is ill. He has decided to try and hang on and hopefully meet the time limit. He has teammates Delage and Konovalovas with him, and they are at nearly 15 minutes down.
..............
wew he is about to have a really shitty day
>>76994256
We need a Tour the USA. But no American cares enough.
>>76994247
>Groupe étau
>diverse poeter
what did Bay mean by this?
>>76993783
Do yourself a favour and go get some friends at Den Hvide Hest my lad
>>76994238
You're too kind.
>>76994296
There was this...
>>76994247
>He somehow still ends up finishing in time
Will they use a train, car, lorry or helicopter to get him to the finish line?
>>76994288
Fitting double digits my friend.
>>76994296
we could never have anything nice like this
>>76994325
OH GOD!
NO WAY!
Trump is /ourguy/?
QUINTANA ATTACK
>>76994274
Races in 2nd and 3rd world countries with crap infrastructure would be great. Just look how epic the Olympic road race was.
>>76994296
US is too big. Can't even get to every region of France in 21 days
No room in the calendar for another big stage race anyway
>>76994325
Top kek
>>76994325
B A S E D
>>76994296
Would be fucking epic with all the landscapes.
>>76994247
15:28
>>76994350
Our size has a few downsides, yeah.
>>76994296
*Tour of West USA
I don't need boring flat stages in the great plains or the south
>>76994348
On a tropical island or something.
>>76994340
only guy in the US to throw a bunch of money into developing cycling in the US and all the magazines came out with articles about what a scam and horrible thing this was
>>76994325
It sounds like Château McDonald meme wine.
>20mins ahead of the fastest schedule
wew
>>76994331
>Riders keep falling from their bikes cause didndu's steal the bikes from under them
>Gene and other black meme riders getting shot in the states south of the Mason-Dixon line
>Riots because of that super extreme anti-gay church thinks the entire tour is actually a gay pride event
>At least one mass shooting
>20 riders getting hit by a car because a mexican can't understand the signs saying the road is closed
Absolutely based
there already is the tour of california, and the tour of utah. both good level races.
>>76994395
Appalachian Mountains in North Carolina, Virginia, Tennessee are very comfy.
>>76994402
Has it been sustained?
Genuine question.
>>76994325
noice
>>76994427
fuck off frog, take your nazi shit to /pol/
>>76994423
Those are training camps.
>>76994398
I want a true gravel/dirt race like Strada Bianche but all of it is dirt
>>76994296
UCI as of now has ruled that only Vuelta,TDF and Giro can be 3 weeks long. So fx Tour of california has to be i guess under 10 days or something like that. California alone could probable have a bigger race. certainly if it was California + utah + colorado. most likely it wont happen unless GT are made shorter.
Tour of California is pretty big.
The woman from that Carclays ad creeps the fuck out of me
>>76994444
Checked
>>76994441
This picture is pretty aesthetic, though
>>76994459
I think that's the idea.
The irony of them warning about fraud is great.
>>76994459
>tfw Dutch public television doesn't have commercial breaks.
>>76994463
>bike race
>le epic nazis XXXDDD, reeeee niggerz, get to reddit
maybe you're on the wrong board
>>76994481
USian public TV doesn't have ads, either, but they never show sports.
>>76994459
Kek I was just about to post this. She looks evil af.
>>76994496
Don't you have some upboats to collect on reddit?
The only time the US had a race where big names actually cared about winning was the Coors Classic which stopped running in 1998
>>76994496
calm down Sadiq, this was just one image
>>76994514
>>76994481
Imagine not seeing all those wonderful Bora, Alpecin, Israel ads.
>>76994475
>>76994506
Glad I'm not alone.
>The irony of them warning about fraud is great.
lel
Now it's turdy time with Sean
>>76994296
There will be only Europoor tourists as spectators. And angry Americans because the road is blocked. Awesome.
Lads I think we literally need a new thread today
>>76994531
I got to see those during the Giro.
>>76994517
I mean 1988
80s were amazing
B O O K M A N
O
O
K
M
A
N
>>76994531
I saw saw of them during the Giro I think?
>>76994529
Le epic picture :DDDDDDDD
>>76994503
That's too bad. I know your sports channels do have a lot of ads, though
That's why I always watch NASCAR on French TV: not a single advertisement, and very nice commentators
>>76994546
There are so many hills where I live that I want to speed down but can't cause cars
christian knees looks like a typical nazi villain
>>76994552
Nah, it'll be fine.
>>76994552
Is that german guy still around who started new threads for the last 20km last year?
>>76994552
The threads start quite early this year. I used to create some last year but now they are already here even before I wake up.
>>76994558
Is this a horse category climb?
>>76994606
hayuk hayuk hayuk
>>76994591
I'd open a new thread just for the sake of replies
>>76994603
I created the last two when I woke up
>>76994603
because the whole race is on tv
Imagine Dumoulin on this climb. It would be perfect for him. He vould go in TT position the whole way
Why can't I hold all these attacks?
good stage
>>76994432
nope
no races in the US last very long
The Coors Classic became the 'fourth' GT but ended in the late 80s
Even USA Pro Challenge (Colorado tour), the state that is most autistic about cycling doesn't have it anymore, theres some new race they have but I think its just continental teams.
I spent the last 8 hours watching the sgdq ff7 run, what did I miss at the tdf?
>>76994552
There's no way it'll be bumped off.
>>76994557
>>76994562
Well, that's comforting to know.
>>76994659
I love this cooking revolution
Geesink!
>>76994651
Was it any good? I haven't watched any SGDQ this year. AGDQ was so horrible anti-fun it really turned me off.
>Gesink doing thangs...
Finally.
GESINK
E
S
I
N
K
soigneur is kill
GEESINK
E
E
S
I
N
K
NEWS BREAK RIGHT NOW
What is Gesink doing?
>>76994649
It was kind of bullshit calling it "classic"
For me it's 2agan
after this climb there are two more that aren't even categorized.
1km 11% and 2km 6%
someone attack pls
>>76994713
crashing this stage with no survivors
>>76994713
He's been chilling all tour trying to seem like not a threat for the GC riders. His goal is to win some stages. So now he's attacking.
>>76994325
based
>No mountaintop finish
>>76994666
M'Bora (checked btw)
>mere sex
makes me gag for some reason
>>76994770
i'm sure /pol/ would explain it to (you).
Vroome
Froome FAIL!
>>76994770
oy vey what sort of racist notices that?
>Froome is now good at descending
froome ded
KOM SÅ FUGLSANG!
KOM SÅ VALGREN!
GOR NU NOGET FOR DANMARK!
froome its ogre
>>76994798
>Froome
NOICE
CRASH VROOME
Froom die guys
fucking ads
>Froomey trying to replicate Lance's shortcut through the field
>>76994758
Is Sagan the sexiest man in the Peloton?
>OH NO!! OUR MAGICAL LEADER RODE OFF THE ROAD!!
>WE HAVE TO STOP THE ENTIRE RACE NOW
>CANT HAVE FROOME OUT OF PLACE!!
trips and froome has a heartattack while riding.
>>76994690
For being 8 hours long it was surprisingly good, the couch was very friendly and explained everything clearly and the runner hit every major trick. Probably the second best run of the event, you could tell they were all very passionate about the game and were having a great time telling us about it as the run went on.
>Froome ded
FUCKING AD BREAKS REEEE
WHATS GOING ON
>>76994854
Nothing.
10/10 advert break
>>76994854
the merchant has planned this along, stay confused AND BUY MORE SCHTUFF
>>76994854
Go to Eurosport when there is commercials
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO FROOME??? THERE IS STILL AD/NEWS BREAK
>froome offroad
>bmc still dont attack.
What the fuck.
>>76994842
GESINK!
CALM JOHN
>>76994842
>in the Peloton
How come Froome is looking uglier on the bike year after year?
>>76994884
He's a 9/10 in Britain
>Vroom crashing on purpose to get a Lance like adrenaline rush for the climb
>>76994854
Froome and G over cooked a corner and the entire peloton sat up even though it was their fault
>>76994884
This isn't even his final form
>mfw Pierre Latour in yellow
>>76994847
>heartattack
Froome has no heart, only bone
Cute church
>>76994884
he's getting older and more skeletal
>>76994914
racist
Froome crashes on purpose, Lance said this on his podcast. Sky still to win
>>76994877
You don't attack when your rival has a problem, it's unofficial rule
>>76994914
Don't talk about cute churches with Danes and Norwegians in the thread. Unless you want your cute church to be looted.
I'm curious as to the thinking of marketing ad people that thing putting Ramones in a commercial is a good idea.
If that kind of song comes on the radio it is 'cool' because you don't normally hear energetic noise like that so its a fun tune. Hearing it every 3 minutes makes people immediately reach for the mute button.
>>76994325
>calling yourself a cycling country
>have 0 Tour de Trump rings
Pick one, and only one.
>>76994531
>forgetting CA technologies
>le andean potato farmer
LAURA ALERT!
>>76994587
Well he was trying to run Cummings off the road earlier, so that makes sense.
>>76994939
Mechanical problem or fall yes but riding in the grass you can attack desu
>>76994939
Unless you're Nibbles or Cuntador
>>76994939
Except that everyone breaks that rule. See this years Giro but also last years TDF (I think, or the year before?)
>>76994884
because he's developping bow arms in addition to his bow legs
>>76994942
They are not made of wood, so I reckon they will be safe.
>>76994939
running off road because you over cooked a corner is not the same thing as a mechanical or crash were you were not at fault
>>76994942
Fucking degenerate pagans.
>>76994884
>neck hotdog pack COMPLETED
>>76994764
It's really goddamn horrible.
Just look at her >>76992666
>>76994978
>that crash
Not Comfy.
>>76994995
She'd need one TDF of weightloss and she'd be smashable imo.
>>76994998
it was the greatest happening in /gc/ threads ever
>>76994965
>>76994978
why does no one understand this
>>76994948
Before this one there were the microsoft cloud commercial with a urban sounding narrator.
i'm amazed that skoda are still putting wiggins in their adverts
>Demare 13 km behind
Abandon when?
>>76994998
Geraint's crash last year was spooky
THANKS JUAN
>>76994531
THANKS JUAN
>43.33 °C for the second day in a row
ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Lol Juan spinning his bike
>>76995034
Tomorrow
>>76995034
He is sick.
THANKS JOHN FLETCHER
>>76995046
I've fucked much worse tbf.
>>76995025
>driven by something different
hehe
>>76994995
yes. Feels sad to say it but she's an 8/10 in Denmark.
>>76992666
VALGREN VALGREN VALGREN
>>76995076
>fiery redhead
>dark side
>probably rich from scamming all those old people
she's a catch
VALGREEEEN!
JAAA VALGREN
>>76995096
>>76995099
NEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
We should curb this danish nationalism before it gets out of hand
SPRINT NOW EDDIE
Geraint Thomas crashed AGAIN.
When will they DQ him for being too dangerous?
Valgren = The new Rolf
>>76992715
Nobody watches women's cycling mate
>>76995122
I will call their police.
guys what do i have to do to permanently move to europe?
>>76995122
Don't worry Birdsong will do that once he finishes outside top 10 without a stage win
>>76995129
probably just saw a tasty looking sheep that distracted him
>>76995094
I once had an ex who attempted to poison my cuppa because she didn't want anyone else to have me.
Never stick your dick in crazy.
>>76995150
kek
>>76995137
women's cycling is pretty watchable desu, especially compared to other sports females professionally compete in, like pregnancy and complaining
>>76995122
Don't worry, it's /ironic/ nationalism desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0DRbAJLLNY
wew
>>76995142
proper europe or will britain do?
>>76995142
Stop pooping in the streets
I like that Toyota CHR tbqh
NBC hasn't shown anything of the race in about 15 minutes
whats going on?
Will we have the GC leaders isolated on the plateau? Might be interesting.
>>76995169
proper europe
Sky train starts
Fun ends
>>76995137
He does have childbearing hips.
>>76995175
goddamn, what's the music? I can't remember
>>76995137
redditors do
>>76995167
F
;_;
>>76995161
Horse racing and MMA are the only sports where they're technically sound.
>>76995190
>he
>>76995207
I like watching womens gymnastics
>>76995207
Women mma is a joke except for maybe 4 fighters
>>76995207
gymnastics as well lad
I just want you all to know I really enjoy the threads we share together!
>>76995224
gymnastics isn't a sport
>>76995222
>>76995224
ikr
>>76995167
F
It's going to rain heavily tomorrow and the last descent is one of the most dangerous I've seen. Hope they will be safe.
loved michael valgren as brienne of tarth
>its another Britain ruins the rest of Europe episode
Wonderful
>>76995234
/cyc/ and /tdf/ threads are top comfy
>>76995244
You guys can't get away with this any longer.
>>76995207
wrong and incorrect. it's
>handball
>cycling
>swimming
>volleyball
>obv. gymnastics
Sky qctivating their engines
Its ogre
>>76995167
Part of what I remember this for, is buying the newspaper on this camp site in Italy that got newspapers flown in from all over the world (the world was so much more annoying before the internet).
The ONLY paper with crashed Casartelli in full colour blown up on the front page was the Danish one. Kinda shameful desu.
>>76995252
Water wet i guess
>>76995261
No match for Astana motors
pikachus!
>>76995265
how old are you ffs
>>76995255
i saw some of the women's handball at the london olympics and it was really good. really fast-paced and physical
be cool to see men doing it some time
>>76995243
Watching womens sport is stupid if the manliest one wins.
See the olympic time trial last year.
>>76995278
We old as fuck
>>76995281
women's handball is fantastic lad
absolute top tier qt's all around
>>76995255
Athletics is the only women's sport I watch apart from the Olympics
World Championships should have comfy threads on /sp/
>>76995278
I was a kid at the time, calm down.
Is it Veikkanen on finnish eurosport?
>Willy Moose sayng hi to his home town
>town filled with pikachu
what other sport does that?
I'm nearly 40 and i'm not ashamed
>>76995301
volleyball too
>>76995305
none
>>76995304
Yes, has been all week.
Aint that Sky train beautiful
What the fuck was that green water
>>76995222
>>76995224
>>76995237
>>76995312
How are the grandkids?
>>76995322
nice, I only just now repurchased it
>>76995325
eutrophication
>>76995303
>a kid buying a newspaper
nerd alert!
am 32 btw and remember going through life insurance policies the day after Casartelli dieded
Holy shit! what was all the green stuff in the water?
>>76995301
Women's handball also manages to be different from men's handball and not just a shittier version of it.
>turkish airlines
>some old mumbly black man
>>76995330
i'm a virgin. joke's on you.
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>76995345
Seems about right. I once addressed one of their female stewards with sir and only realized I was wrong when a turk next to me started laughing.
>>76995338
It's incredible to think that this picture is not photoshopped
new thread where
>>76995347
I'm following your path, dad
>>76995358
bruh, why you calling an air steward "sir" anyway?
>>76995344
same with volleyball
more tactics, less pure smash and power
Saint-Claude looks comfy
>modern buildings
NOT COMFY
>>76995364
still page 5, nothing to worry about
>>76995364
Hold on flash.
>>76995281
>>76995301
Played against the women's team in a friendly when I was 15, as a pivot. Best day of my life tbqh.
>>76995340
That is the water color
I though the whole population of Netherlands at least went once in southern France
>>76995364
Were on page 5 only denemarken
LES CHOSES SÉRIEUSES COMMENCENT
Michael Matthews still in the peloton?
>>76995358
turkish women are only pretty when they cook.
>>76995399
doing alright, he's a bit behind démare
i watch french movies because i love listening to women speaking french
is demare still alive?
>>76995416
"yes"
>>76995416
ages behind, but shopuld make timecut, though he still need to survive the cat1
>>76995416
Yep
WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN WARREN
>>76995412
just been rewatching the before trilogy and it made me want to cry at how beautiful julie delpy was/is
>>76995412
why are pajeets always weirdos
>>76995416
if you call that 'living'
GESINK!!
lmao talansky
>>76995412
Indeed you wouldn't watch women speaking Dutch or Danis
>>76995448
was
>>76995454
Lack of shame. If you're used to shitting streets there's very little in life that will weird you out.
>>76995466
A woman speaking flemish > french.
>>76995412
Me to. I can understand what Brigitte Bardot is saying without knowing french.
>>76995466
fight me frog
1 vs 1
GESINK
\0/\0/\0/
>>76995412
>>76995466
I prefer Russian females
>>76995479
What's the difference between Dutch and Flemish?
>>76995479
More like Phlegmish
>>76995489
too much eyebrows for me
>>76995495
flemish sounds friendly and unintelligent
>>76995466
Danish women are notoriously uncharming.
>>76995489
>>76995489
It's not about beauty it's about the language
Dutch and Danish are the notorious worst European languages
>>76995495
the accent; flemish = dutch
>>76995522
Yeah i prefer norwegian
>>76995531
kek
>>76995530
I was talking about the language m8
Russian accent is god tier
>>76995495
Kinda like >>76995514 says but when a woman speaks it, it is super sexy.
For example: https://www.vpro.nl/nooitmeerslapen/speel~RBX_VPRO_3318263~lize-spit-over-het-smelt~.html
Olympic champion Greg Van Avermaet is the first of the nine leaders who can't hold the pace. Simon Clarke is the second one. Jan Bakelants is third. Six riders remain in the lead.
Why doesn't everybody just use Team Sky as their pacemakers instead of bitching about them?
stop talking about girls you flaming heterosexuals. cycling is on!
GESINK!
>Barguil
>>76995553
Russian is made up of barfs, pukes, sneezes and grunts. It's like they're eating borsh, puking it in his mouth and trying to swallow, all filtered by a Tom Waits voicebox at the same time.
Calmejane is going to win the Tour in the next 2 years
>>76995572
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76995576
To be honest, that sounds hot as fuck.
Valgren noooo
C'MON VALGREN!
Gesink is back.
>Valgren
;_;7
former frog hero attack
>>76995579
The absolute madman
Breakaway 24/7
GESINK
\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/\0/
>brice feillu
LILIAN FAIS-NOUS RÊVER
anyone else notice how many hyper produced vlogs there are on nobody cyclists on youtube that get pushed on your feed?
all these people that make videos of what they ate for breakfast and how they had a nice ride
Francis Cade
CylingMaven
DurianRider
Juliet Elliott
Alex Rankin
Shane Miller
EmRides
what thefukkkkkk do these people do all day
why does anyone give a fuck what you ate for breakfast or how nice your new 6000 dollar stainless steel refrigerator is you fucks
Calmejane seems huge
1000
1000
Jean should calme down and let gesink win
Gesink is still alive.
Valgren will make it on the descent, trust me
>>76995636
sry m8
>>76995646
to bad there is none
NEEEEEEEE!!!
>Gesink
new
thread
where
Calmejane took one of the Sky's flasks
He will make purple piss this evening
CALME JEANNE
>>76995661
>(You)
Also Based Calmejane
>>76995661
we dont do new threads
>>76995661
We're still on page five newfriend.
>>76995661
It's only 15km to go
>tomorrow's stage
is calemejan vokeclers prodigy?
>>76995647
Fucking double captcha
>>76995579
Havent you learnt anything from hyping up your youngsters
>>76995657
>>76995688
he might be more desu
>Lilian
girl's name
Is Calmejane the full blown memester who writes plays and has a masters in philosophy?
MON CALMEJANE
>>76995686
>tfw I'll miss the end of it
>>76995690
>he doesn't have a 4chan gold account
NETHERLANDS DED
F
Quintana where?
>>76995701
for an Asian maybe
>>76995691
It's a french desease in every sport
Fucking didgeridoo in the crowd
GAYSINK YES LAD
>>76995690
>captcha
>>76995701
Liliane for girls
>>76995709
about to attack
>>76995712
France and England not so different afterall
come on, gc guys
>>76995707
NOT YET
>>76995709
Smelling Froome's braps
>>76995707
He is like Jesus. He keeps resurrecting.
G E S I N K
>>76995724
England is still the worst thou
Gesink will sadly have to be DQed. Sad!
>>76995717
>pass user since 2016
>toothpaste posting
>>76995701
Dafuk you say about me?
>>76995724
ssshhhhhhhhh don't let them know
>>76995740
Obviously Plz invade us
ARE YOUUUUUU READYYYYY
LETS GET READY TO RUMMMMMMBLLLLEEEEEEEE
TIME TO LIGHT IT UP BABY
CODE RED
ITS GO TIME
QUINTANA ATTACK!!!
>>76995742
;_;
>>76995717
>giving money to a weeb/dicklet asian
>>76995709
saving himself to attack on the next mountain stage
>>76995745
kek
Marine Le Pen at the side of the road there
>call-me-jane
GESINK!
>>76995748
We all know you re just boer David from boer zoekt vrouw
>>76995709
Preparing to attack in the fourth week
>>76995754
>PUPU
Quintana attacks!!!
>Mollema
>Barguil
i don't like this stage
>>76995776
this
>every other kit is white
this angers me
>Van Garderen
Barguil is kill
CALM JOHN
>French debutant Guillaume Martin (Wanty) who has a degree in philosophy
which degrees you got?
>>76995772
why is his adam's apple so long down?
Let's go Gesink!
>>76995801
thats kitist m7
>>76995811
hehe
I think I saw a guy with a kek shirt on
>>76995808
Funposting
i remember seeing a video of gesink when he was on Rabobank Continental. he was climbing stronk
>>76995808
Economics desu
>>76995811
He's a big guy
>>76995828
Back in his doping days he was the great dutch hope ;_;
>>76995808
Biology and Music
Please Netherlands don't ruin our best cyclist left
>>76995808
physics
>>76995808
bahcelor in meming and a master in funposting
>>76995808
Philosophy
>>76995808
culture and patrimonies and also communication
>>76995808
Pauwels has a degree in economics AND mathematics
>>76995808
english-japanese license
>Gesink
>>76995808
Comp Sci
>>76995808
Business law
>>76995835
So, rather Keynes or Hayek?
>>76995854
you play in th NFL?
>Getting beaten by a frenchie with a girly firstname and an even girlier last name
REEEEEEE
>>76995808
management
i have a degree in neet :(
absolute state of this road
its been 8 miles on ticker for like 20 minutes
what the fuck is going on with this mountain
>>76995881
based
>>76995854
>t. third string cornerback
>>76995872
u wot ?
Just fuck off Gesink you old prick
>>76995882
It's a goat path
>>76995886
Time is a flat circle
LE MAILLOT À POIS
GESINK! GESINK! GESINK! GESINK!
>>76995888
3rd string CB get playing time. More like 3rd string QB or 6th string practice squad WR/CB.
calm jan is going to win
>>76995898
Calmejean isn't set to peak for a few years yet.
>>76995808
physics, assuming I get through it
>>76995899
Hardly if anything it's woat
>>76995808
Bachelor's degree in History and Pol. Sci.
Master's in Teaching
aka waste of time
>this is just the overture for tomorrow
HYPE
>tfw Lilian joins Sky next year
>Tejay van Gesink
>Around 30 seconds
Gesink is kill
Gesink ded
28 sec
>>76995931
Does team sky have any frogs?
Gesink went full retard
28 seconds gap
>>76995888
not so false
>>76995808
Statistics
>geSINK
Why don't the Peloton just go faster?
>>76995931
sweet
>rip valgren
>>76995931
>Joins Sky
>Gets send to some crazy descend on the tour de Himalayans
>Dies
GESUNK GESUNK GESUNK!
>>76995940
No more excuses
>>76995923
Its nice that they put the nice stages in the weekend, unlike the Giro did this year.
>>76995948
No. We never deal with the perfidious Anglos
>>76995808
engineering
calme jane isn't very calm desu
Contador not looking bad.
>>76995956
sky have just put on the breaks
>>76995948
kenny elissonde
>>76995977
>American knowledge
>>76995955
delete
token french mountain stage winner t be h
>>76995888
Kek
>>76995808
comp. sci. except not a uni degree, more like the loser's version of comp. sci.
>>76995977
in a 40 man group he really shouldn't look bad
France wins once again
Is Demare still alive? no news in a while.
>>76995987
the next Blel Kadri
>>76995999
Checked
>>76995808
Tax Law and Economics
>Gesink
>>76995999
Best trips ever
After vuelta Calmejane did it again.
Absolute madman
How do these guys go so fast up fucking hills?
>It's a Dutch athlete's choke once again episode
Getting tired of this shit.
>>76996004
Are you a grill? Cause I know one that does the exact same thing :^)
Don't claim victory too early
We need to sabotage geSINK's bike
>>76996001
Exclusive footage showing Demare taking a moment to recuperate during today's stage
French public now need to put as much pressure on Calmejane as they possibly can. Then he will definitely win a Tour de France.
>>76996021
they weight less than a small car
the difference between Calmejean and Gesink downhill
wew
>>76996021
Using pedals
>"Je vois pas ce qui pourrait empêcher Lilian Calmejane de remporter cette étape"
Mais fermez là putain, c'est le meilleur moyen de lui porter la guigne.
Calmejane breaks his bike any minute now.
>>76996043
>les gros débiles de France télé
toujours
>>76996037
Savage
>>76996039
>Dutchies
>downhill
>>76996023
Not winning is not the same as choking
>>76996023
No, but I also know some girls that do the same thing
>>76996042
Really? They have motors in those BB.?
dubs and cameljane gets motorbiked.
Aaaaaaaand.... he surrenders
Cramps omfg
What the fuck
crampety cramp X--DD
cramps
the fuck is he doing
Ouch.
ouch
OH FUGG NOOOOOOO
>French "Athletes"
>>76996046
Et voilà, crampe, putain de merde !
>france
LMAO FROG CHOKE
Lillian crampe-jane
>calmejane
RIP
>Crampmejane
CRAMPS
should have had that extra bidon dumb frog
Whyyy
Les ((Selmenbergs))
godammit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAJAJAHAJAHAHAHAHA
Cramps lol RIP
HAHAHAHA GET FUCKED FRANCE
HOLLAND
O
L
L
A
N
D
AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>France
Soccerblue!
Should've asked for pickle jucie
FUUUUUUUUUUCK
Go Robert!
>aero elbows on a downhill
HOW the fuck do they not slip off and eat shit? Their bartape is soaked with their own sweat, how can they be so confident they're not going to hit a bump and smash their forehead into their handlebars?
>professional athlete
>not knowing his limits
ayy lmao
CRAMPS INTERNALLY
SCREAMS EXTERNALLY
[ ] Legs
[X] No legs
GESINK GESINK GESINK!
We should DQ the cramps
memessssss
rekt
nej nej nej nej nej aaargghhh
ååw ha
NAJ!1
>LeCramps
IL VA ALLER AU BOUT LILIAN
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Another dick on the road
GIVE YOUR ENERGY TO CALMEJANE
was that a giant dick drawn on the road
>All these penises drawn on the road
MODS
gesink cant even catch him
benis
oldest ally
\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/
>road cock
>Fake cramps
Absolute madman
>>76996121
Yes. Yes it was.
This guy is going to win but he is literally going to die tomorrow.
>>76996091
you wot pot smocking monkey ?
hahaha Allez Lilian !!!
>35 seconds
GET FUCKED FAGGOTS
not being able to catch a guy with cramps
>>76996121
>>76996119
A wizard predicted the moment Calmejane was getting dicked
>>76996083
>>76996086
>>76996089
>>76996091
>>76996098
>>76996117
Spoiler alert: Gesink will lose
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>Dutchie can't catch cramping frog.
Why even compete?
>>76996125
that road seem a bit [spoiler]cocky[/spoiler]
Gay pride has also been a staple of the French culture.
>>76996125
"appelle moi dieu" on the left
Did Robbie mcewen just make a "calm" ejane pun?
>>76996125
:DDDD
>GO TOM sign
>Gesink loses 10 sec in 300m
HOLLAND ON CHOKE WATCH ONCE AGAIN
>peloton speed 38mph
>up mountain
wut
Excite
Jane is not calming down any time soon, its over lads.
CALME JEANNE !!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njt3CyTUctc
>get cramps
>still take time on gesink
>>76996170
>mph
still impressive though
>French commentators claiming the victory since 5km already
dumb cunts
what do these curved arrows mean on the divider?
ALL OF MY REEEEEEEE
>>76996170
Might be k/ph?
>>76996172
Hax, doping etc..
>tongue out
Taking tips from Voeckler I see
>Faking cramps to make dutchies go mad
BASED CALMEJANE
What did he mean by this?
I am always pretty happy when a frog wins a stage.
MARTIN!
>>76996187
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76996187
kek
Dan Martin attack!
>>76996194
only difference is that he is actually winning a stage
>>76996187
>France
>relevant
>>76996200
>he mean by this?
truly voecklers apprentice
>dan martin 10 km late
>>76996176
38mph up 6% for a 150lb man is approx 5400w
I can't hear the Dutch anymore.
>>76996204
>>76996215
>>76996225
it's not mph
>24 years old
why haven't you won a tdf stage yet, anon?
He deserves it.
good shit
see you guys tomorrow
>>76996200
*Voecklering intensifies*
Hmm, crowd doesn't seem into it.
Shit stage in a shit country
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76996230
>Dat Jaw
To masculine for me desu.
>>76996215
Look who just won the stage :^))))))
>>76996239
I'm only 23 I have time
>getting your hopes up for gesink
lel
Well done, Calmejane. Congrats.
good stage lads
genuinely hyped for tomorrow now
Fantastic stage lads, lets hope theres more of this tommorow.
>Alla akbarring yourself in order to win a stage
We're not on this level of islamisation yet desu senpai
new thread when????
>>76996262
>>76996270
>>76996201
Thanks. See you tomorrow lads.
>>76996256
Same, you get better around 30 anyway, no pressure yet
Bretty gud win for calmejean :DDD
>>76996230
delet
ok no one gives a fuck about this guy
show the peloton NBC ffs
Calmejane already on interview on TV while Gesink is still on his bike
Direct Energie remain complete morons for not including Coquard in their lineup this year for muh politics
>>76996277
Tomorrow is a rest day, no?
>Gesink already talking
HE DIDNT EVEN TRY
>>76996291
No, it's Monday.
>>76996278
>tfw 28
I can feel the sand of time slipping through my fingers ;_;
>>76996277
Ids gonna be gud
Murderwheel tomorrow.
Valgren 7th!
That's like, nearly a win.
ok good fucking job NBC
you didnt even show any of the contenders and what they were doing
>>76996293
He's even laughing.
tfw gonna miss a lot of tomorrow because of F1
>>76996272
Never
>>76996288
>Calmejane on the ground, dying from cramps
>Gesink giving high level analysis on the finish, the group size earlier in the stage and the stage itself
>>76996277
Forecast says a lot of rain.
>>76996317
Hamilton will win. Watch TdF instead.
>>76996312
Nothing happened.
Will Demare make it lads?
>>76996316
typical lotto jumbo mentality 2bh, they dont even try.
Sky will keep Froome comfortably in the lead, and Froome will win the tdf definitively on the final time trial. He won't even have to attack
>>76996317
>TdF
>Wimbledon
>F1
Hold me
>>76996323
he was totally fine interviewed on french TV, and he won
>take a pee
>pee smell like salt water
>haven't been to the beach in over a decade
>doesn't have a cutie to walk down the beach with and hold hands and eat an icecream
>lactose intolerant
>>76996342
>TdF
francetv.fr
>Wimbledon
occasionally switching to look at the score
>F1
on TV
>>76996329
Hamilton starts 8th.
>>76996277
holy shit
>bitch mountain
>colombier
>horse cat cat mount horse to finish
>My name is Lilian, but you can call me Jane
>>76996317
you got some shitty priorities man
So nice of SBS to not provide a translation
>>76996277
ooh la la
>>76996375
learn2language
>>76996375
You should speak french
>>76996349
Pre-recorded. Fake news.
>>76996367
Time to find a Lilian or Jane on tinder to hatefuck tonight.
>>76996394
ok sorry
Tomorrow is gonna be fun lads.
What are the chances someone takes the yellow from Froome.
I say 3%
>>76996277
>>76996411
Maybe a memester in the break
>>76996418
Wew
What's in general?
Fucking Wimbledon.
>>76996418
Glad I'm probably going to be around to still see them climb the Colombier.
>>76996418
I love when they directly begin with a climb
>>76996418
Sexy
>>76996411
Unless Vroome motor is broken: 0%
Time to see if demare is kill
Where's Demare?
>>76996461
15 more minutes to wait kek
Cameljane looks like Dan
>>76996418
it's worth to notice the first climb. there can be attacks on that one to.
>>76996418
>HC climb
>Madman descent
>13 km flat to the finish
WHY.jpg
>>76996481
We want dead riders in the downhill
>>76996443
Seems like no significant changes. Vroome is still in the yellow.
>>76996481
The town pays to have the finish
>>76996418
>Finish after a downhill
>all GC contenders shall get grouped
>>76996461
When calm sean finished he was at +32:00, with a couple of team mates and few others, according to the dimension data stuff. The lesser Sagan even further behind.
>>76996510
Eh, disappointing.
We still wait for Demare.
>>76996418
The Madman will do it again.
wow. look what Lillian just posted on his instagram!
>>76996602
he looks very peculiar
10mins left
>>76996593
Not so fast
>>76996507
looks like it might be rainy tommorow afternoon so that should spice things up. The descent from col du chat looked very technical at the dauphine.
Attack cuties are the best cuties
>>76996646
Aru will take the stage and fuglshit will not make the timecut.
>>76996646
Jacob
i think froome has cum on his lip
hope Demare makes it just because it would make Sagancucks mad.
i cannot even read any cycling discussion on Facebook without getting #NoSaganNoTour pushed down my throat
>>76996666
checked :(
>>76996691
Slovenians are so much smarter than dumb Slov*kians.
>>76995703
nah that's Guillaume Martin
>>76996666
the quads have spoken
>>76996666
You seem to be forgetting Jacob pulling back Froome attack down Chat in Dauphine.
nice digits though
>ywn sign the yellow jersey while surrounded by cuties
Demare just crossed the line, he made it
+37:34 for Demare
>Rolf & Ritter på Tour
>>76996766
haters will say he got a ride from his team car
real niqqas know he will win at champs elysees
>>76996712
En parallèle de sa carrière de cycliste professionnel, Romain Bardet a entamé dès 2011 des études de commerce dans le cadre du programme Grande École adapté aux sportifs de haut niveau au sein de Grenoble École de management. Il devient titulaire du diplôme d'études supérieures en management en 2015.
>you don't have a cutie gf to ride up the mountain and watch the tour.
what is she reading?
>>76996849
this thread
>>76996820
>tfw ywn be a real nigga
>>76996849
Twilight.
oh fug.
only me left.
now, we /Nibble/
>>76995167
this is the only etappe i ever watched in person untill it started in my hometown 2 years ago.
was completely oblivious of what happened untill a few days later due to hikiing in pyrenees, still don't know if i was one of the last people tohave seen him alive or if it had already happened by then
>>76997227
dont you dare nibbling by yourself friend
Can Fazegods beat hacks?
>>76997700
>>76997227
Stop right there, criminal scum.
No nibbling without permission. Or at least letting me in on the fun.
>>76998349
Anyone can join the nibbling party, but can you keep up?!
who /phil/ here?
This is a big thread
>>76998421
>we're only on page 5 xDDDD
why not just make a new thread at bump limit jesus christ
>>76998400
Truly an /ourguy/
>>76998522
For what purpose? Literally only downsides to making a new thread.
Test haha
>>76998542
This
Taylor Phinney is a weird cat.
>>76999931
>>76999931
He's that hipster guy who goes to a café in the morning with an old fixed gear road bike Maurice Garin rode to eat Croissants and drink Ethiopian freshly ground black coffee, except now he decided to visit France, where he could finally feel like home.
But otherwise he looks like a cool dude.
>>77000084
He seems to be exactly what he looks like. Take this video for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=STj894Ex2Z8 Just... a strange dude.
>>77000000
>>77000122
You must be a strange dude to be in this sport.
>let's go cycling up to mountains today and see who wins
Great idea! Let's go!
>>77000285
>>77000335
>>76991645
This was the highlight of the day desu.
F thread
F
Some cunts reported my posts here today. You better not do that again tomorrow. Thanks.
Calm Sean for overall mountain's classification?
>>77001090