/heem/ fuck u goof

>>76986668
romero gonna be interim champ

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gay

>>76986632
Are you saying Conor is a weaker striker than a wrestler?

>>76986677
He landed clean loads of times lad

>>76986692
He tagged him loads in the first round as well but he was never really rocked like Justin was. Justin seems more like Eddie in the sense he gets rocked but has great recovery and heart

>>76986689
Britbums btfo forever. Holy shit.

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>>76986693
why do you have so much hate in your heart young man

Reminder Conor has such little chest definition/muscle mass that he literally paid to get a tattoo to mask it

>>76986718
>running at a dude knowing your team will hold you back
>brit doesn't even flinch
>have a mental breakdown because bong was in your head and make everyone hate you

I was rooting for him as well

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Gaethje would lose to any other top fiver. He's going to have a terrific career, but won't be a champ.

>interim """belts"""
JUST QUIT DUCKING BITCHPING IT'S NOT THAT DAMN HARD

HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF COCKHOLD HAD DUCKED YOU FOR A YEAR?

REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>76986746
>I was supposed to go fuck some chubby latino dude on CL tonight but I forgot
great american post my dude

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>>76986740
Bispings eye is one shot away from falling out of his skull, whens he gonna fucking hang it up?

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>>76986740
Roiders aren't a priority

>>76986725
reminder that your flabby gyno chest is gross as fuck and gooby's physique is infinitely more aethetic

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.

>>76986689
What is it with MMA that makes everyone permanent man child 15 year olds?

>>76986770
why the fuck did diakese do that jump over thing when he went to take his back?

looks like he intentionally rolled over Klose's head when he could have taken the back esily

>>76986762
I get being scared of Yoel but it's not like he's the only MW contender. He could've fought someone better than Hendo at least

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heeminder

>>76986689
Context?

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keep this heeminder in mind

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>>76986733
So,the skinny, puss face that fucks/marries men.
>OR
The zillionaire who plowed his way through perfect 10's. Whilst retiring from being a fucking money man, to being ruler of the free world.
FUCKING KEKHOLDRY AT ITS FINEST

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>>76986803
He wanted to avenge the most iconic /heem/ in mma history, who can blame him?

The gsp matchup is dumb though.

>>76986783
Klose is just a fag

>>76986821
Marc insulted Klose before the fight, Klose won a split decision and then ran at Marc knowing he would be held back and then insulted all bongs with Bisping in the front row which was actually kind of based

>>76986821
They had been jawing at each other in the lead up to the fight and Draco or whatever his name is went in for some well-earned gloating after the decision

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>>76986842
I want to creampie her if you know what I mean.

>Hardly any BLACKed-posters after tonight's card
Feels comfy, lads.
Are they seething?

>>76986668
Congratulations to Justin Gay G on his CTE what a "savage"

Maybe he can be the new gray Maynard and everyone will be shocked when his bum ass beats an alpha fail

Just watched the TUF Finale Main Event.

Did these fuckers prepare for a three round fight? They were gassed by the second round.

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>>76986890
>tfw you will never be drunkenly taken advantage of by a horny Miesha Tate

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I'm really sad Marc lost

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>>76986927
Even though Klose is an unlikable douche, I was happy he exposed this meme fighter.

>le explosive young African lad from England
I can't be the only one tired of this.

went 1/6
thank you gaethje
i was about to heem myself

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>>76986857
get triggered kid.

Khabib will beat Conor any day, any time.

>>76986904
Bang'n and swing'n

>>76986927
>watching re-run right now
>Hardy:"this kid has got the makings of a future star"
>gets exposed as a bum
Kek.

>>76986689
will brits ever recover?

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NO OFFENSE TO HEEM BUT 4CHAN IS ALL BUMS

>>76986959
>sending soldiers to get their limbs blown off for no reason is ok if you get a good photo op
nice picture loser

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>>76986959
master of chess, unlike halfbreed man.
>Connor
Getting 150 mil for this shitshow
>triggered
This aint reddit kiddo

>>76986986
>for no reason
freedom has a cost you faggot. you clearly have never served and no one in your faggot family has either

/r/ing webm of Aaron Pico getting heem'd

>>76986951
>>76986962
He didn't get exposed at all though, he lost a tough fight and showed he had more than just meme kicks.

He's definitely a future star

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>>76986986
What's a matter You triggered?

>>76986927
It was a Klose fight

>>76987000
He also had meme-throws.

He got exposed, Britbum. Accept it.

>>76986912
whos the one on the left?

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>>76986997

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>>76986991
>>76986986
redit getting heemed. Stay salty, kidos. Black Beast Up In This Hoe

>>76986997
Can't believe I feel for the Pico meme. I really thought Pico would heem that old man in round one.. I'm such a goof sometimes haha

I like Diakiese because he did a chokeslam like Kane (WWE not Cain). He also wears red like Cain. My boy!

>>76987015
>chin already shot on your first MMA fight

Is he the premature version of Maynard?

>>76986992
>being this stupid
lmao

>>76986668
How you finna make up that $1500 famalam?

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>>76987017
keep it coming bby
>1/10
make me interested nig nog

>>76987011
Except he didn't lard

>>76986951
>he exposed this meme fighter.
Exactly how did he expose him? By hurting his leg and coasting to a split decision?

>>76987049
Sperg Op hates on every exciting fighter

>>76987049
By showing what he looks like against a fighter who isn't a can.

>>76987020
You and me and Scott Coker, who paid him to train for 3 years. Amazing they couldn't get him a win after all they invested in him.

>>76987049
didnt you get the memo? he didnt get heemed instantly so he exposed him

how wet was megan here guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6J3S4VYE-Y

>>76987063
>what he looks like against a fighter who isn't a can
He looks like a kid with a lot of heart. What reason do you spergs even have for hating on him?

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>>76987076
>megan
>not talking about anderson
there's only one single named megan on this board now

I EAT MY SHOBS WHOLE

>>76987076
>that adorable laugh

>>76987087
olivi is hotter than this ugly dyke gtfo of here with that trash

>>76987076
Megan fell for the flyweight meme but its never too late

>>76987076
>If you're jumping on the bandwagon then there's no room
>Literally denying yourself fans and more fame

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>>76987093
you sure about that?

>>76987083
A kid with a lot of heart=/= an exciting new prospect that could become a superstar

Plenty of kids with a lot of heart in the UFC.

>>76987076
*sticks finger in ear*

>>76987076
I really don't like this dude but he's a good fighter

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>>76987087
>Mfw I found out she pulled out of her fight with Cyborg when she'd been yapping on twitter for 8 months straight about not being signed to the UFC

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>>76987111
white boi

>>76987111
>an exciting new prospect that could become a superstar
That's exactly what Diakiese is though, maybe get rid of your own biases. It was hardly "getting exposed" when you lose a damn split decision lol

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>>76987064
>who paid him to train for 3 years.

Michael Chandler

>>76987122
i felt worse about Aspen Ladd desu. at least megan gave us a month to let it settle

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Why is todd grisham so stupid

also does anyone have the webm MJs landwhale fainting in the background of him getting finished

anyone else buying the PPV?

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>>76986668
http://efcworldwide.tv/
found one filler event, EFC actually produces UFC fighters, so it should be fun

wanted to find pic related, since it's in 3 hours, and weird as fuck. mma on a floating platform in a lake in croatia

>>76986733
obama's "pecs" look like saggy orangutan titties

>>76987233
Event is in just under 6 bongs, African HWs

>>76987242
Reported for racism.

Go back to /pol/ where you belong, maggot.

Can gaethje KO ferguson or will he get picked apart

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I AM FISTING!

>>76987277
>Can brawler #4324 go against El Cucuy
He finna get his neck snatched just like the rest of them. Barboza has the best kicks in MMA and they did nothing to Tony.

>>76987296
barboza is chinny

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>>76987284
Floyd looks younger than him despite being 11 years older.

>white """people""" aging

>>76986689
HAHA DIAKESE BTFO

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>>76987233
>mma on a floating platform in a lake in croatia
What if there was no cage and ring out was a win condition?

>>76987128
He got exposed as someone who has no way to deal with leg kicks. If Klose had stopped trying to grapple, he would have TKO'd Diakiese.

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>>76987370
He got dealt with the same way most hyped up memekickers get dealt with

Pressure, wrestle, grind, kick legs

>>76987233
Hey I did find some live MMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6eFm22YQOR0&feature=youtu.be

hasn't even been posted on reddit yet


>>76987351
Been there, i filleted my finger playing that game because someone had and edgelord dragon necklace that literally gutted my pinky, no pain, all shock

>>76987351
Stop imitating SpergOP

>>76987490
meant for
>>76987436

>Nunes by sub is +725
hmmmmm

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>>76987522
>tfw you made BIGG bux off the same bet at ufc 200

Surprised how many pro-fighters have short reach

>>76987471
32 fight card, could almost watch this till african big boys starts

>>76987554
Surprised how many GOATS and champs are 5'9 - 5'11. Must be the sweet spot for combat

>>76987550
I'm just sayin'

I don't understand why Nunes by T/KO pays out half as much

It's not like Shevchenko is going to eat a tenth of what Ronda deepthroated

>>76987567
5'10 is the perfect height if you want to fight in every weight class

>>76987567
>tfw I'm in the sweet spot

Also, is it better to have narrow shoulders than broad shoulders?

>>76987567
>>76987574
manlets just trying to justify their manletism

>>76987567
yup FW-LHW it's an ideal things, could just be stats though, 6'4" guys built like latifi are SHW

>>76987583
>>76987574
>>76987567
the goat is 6'4 though

>>76987567
The more people you have at a given height, the more people you have who are champ quality. It's just a game of numbers; 5'9-5'11 is a majority of the adult population.

>>76987583
Depends if you want to look good or have a size advantage.

>>76987592
DC is like 5'11 buddy

>>76987568
How long until there's no more stupid bookies handing out free money situations in mma? Was yair the favorite in his fight with franklin?

>>76987583
I'm by no means an expert, but I don't think that matters at all

>>76987604
Frankie was about -150 if I remember correctly.

>>76987600
>DC
>goat

>>76987600
why's he 0-1 then

>>76987595
Well I mean Max has long arms but narrow shoulders, I feel like that puts him at more of an actual reach advantage than those who have broad shoulders despite having a longer reach

>>76987604
Yer bookies are giving out so much free money in the McGregor-Mayweather fight. McGregor is gonna get a clean knockout.

Easy money.

>>76987471
>those random pans to bored ass shoppers

>>76987619
to be fair he's 2nd goat

>>76987592
DC will not only be the first to finish jon but he could also be HW champ if he didn't love cain with all his heart. Baddest man on the planet is 5'11. Deal wid it

>>76987637
t. manlet

>>76987619
I mean he wan undefeated in HW and LHW aside from Jones. Jones is just undefeated in LHW

>>76987622
That will all change soon buddy. Jones will have the 2 losses on his pro record and DC will only have 1

>>76987637
you're in fairytale land, in real world he's 0-1

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>>76986689
As a finn this was a brilliant. This english faggot just cucked our people and then some murican bum heem this lil bitch. Thank u Klose i LOOV U.

>>76987654
Yeah man I'm sure your 6'4 and in shape.

I'd knock that jaw off all the same pussyboy

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>>76987632
Post slip.

>>76987624
Max is a reachlet, but his smaller torso means that he can outheight his opponents and effectively outreach them just by being able to lean forward over his feet.

It's complicated.

Did Johnson eat that shit whole?

>>76987706
Plus most people fighting max will have to punch up instead of right down the middle. Kind of nullifies slight reach advantages. Probably not against Conrad but it really shows in the cub and aldo fights

>>76987733
Partially

He did well in the first round, but gassed in the second

>>76987654
I'm 6'2" 300 lb

would easily /heem/ (you)

>>76987695
t. mantlet rage

Johnson is still good fighter

>>76987733
He legitimately lost cause he ate his shit in several big bites

>>76987757
meant to reply to >>76987695

>>76987766
He a good fighter, he din lose nothing, he gon get his act together and move to a good camp

>>76987633
seems they have a 30 minute break, fighters probably have shifts in the foodcourt so they have to wait for them

>>76987764
>mantlet

The state of you

>>76987766
Not really. He has lost 12 times. It's time to quit and go back to selling dime bags

>>76987792
how big are ant's mate

you even have a midget brain

>>76987792
Reminder that:
>Only 14% of American males are over 6ft
Which means that when you speak to an American you are most likely speaking to a manlet.

>>76987766
Johnson could beat any given lightweight in the first 30 seconds

>>76987792
Damn you're a brainlet to?
He said mANTlet, you dummy.

>the state of american /heem/ posters rn

>>76987813
I'm 6 feet tall when I lay on my back

>>76987808
They may be gigantic in bumfuck Australia where all sorts of demons live, but here in America, where there are civilized beings, tiny

>>76987823
No you are not. You are a mantlet (like most American males)

Stop lying to yourself

>>76987822
>to
And you tried so hard with that comma, mate

Aussies still 0-3. Hope you don't rub off on Whittaker

>>76987843
>mantlet obsessing over spelling

typical mantlet behaviour

>>76987843
Whittaker is a proud kiwi. Don't associate him with kangaroos in cowboy hats

>>76987843
well here's where australia and america have something in common, our best athletes play national sports, not global

>>76986789
He fights without strategy or technique/basics, only instinct and talent. His instincts are great and he's phenomenally talented, but that alone isn't enough.

>>76987872
Okay? Write a blog, crocodile dumbdee

i would easily /heem/ most american posters

(6'2" 300 lb amateur kickboxer btw, 25 year old)

>>76987926
Do you kick the pizza boxes covering your floor, fatass?

>>76987868
Brian Stann is a proud Nipponese.

>>76987961
i eat clean. I've been on the GOMAD diet for 2 months now

>I rated Marc Diakiese

>>76987980
looks like a 15 year old mexican skateboarder

>>76987926
What if I have a knife

>>76988005
Is that where you drink nothing but a gallon of milk a day?

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Would you guys watch a Hot & Mean Brazzers styled porno with Amanda Nunes and Ronda Rousey?

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>>76988061

>>76986789
>>76987892
that wasn't him rolling over, it was him getting thrown over with a whizzer/overhook

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Fucking MJ, now LW has to deal with this 18-0 murderous mother fucker.
What are your thoughts on this banger?
I though Michael had him deep a couple of times and could brought the fight to an end.

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>>76988074

>>76988082
The Ngannou of lightweights. Shit technique but massive power

Doesn't the UFC lie about the fighters's height? I heard Gooby's listed height kept going up and down different times

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>>76988036
yes

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what's next for gaethje

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>>76988154

>>76988005
>that fit meme where some cunt thought you're entire diet was gomad

>>76988154
imperial system was a fucking mistake

>>76988082
i think he could beat barboza and with that he would be one fight away from the title shot. probably would face the loser of khabib/tony.

the most realistic scenario is he fights lee and gets finished though, i think kevin lee is too smart and physically just too big and rangy for him

>>76988179
>imperial cucks will defend this

Fight Pass needs an update so bad its so fucking sluggish

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>>76988154

>>76988171
Lee or Barboza probably

Raging Al would be great for the memes

Nate or Eddie would work but Nates a bitch and Eddie is booked

He could also be a standby main event fighter in case either Khabib or Ferg drop out

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>>76988248

>>76988255
Which of these nerds should Gaejthe get next? Also who here has now adopted him as their boy?

1 Khabib Nurmagomedov
2 Tony Ferguson
3 Eddie Alvarez
4 Edson Barboza
5 Michael Johnson
6 Nate Diaz
7 Kevin Lee
8 Dustin Poirier
9 Michael Chiesa
10 Al Iaquinta

>>76988260

Conor's shoes have elevated heels

>>76988270

6,2,4,3,10,1,8,7

>>76988154
Height isn't officially measured, it's by the fighters and since 90 percent of males either lie or legit think they're taller it ends up looking wonky. Conor used to be 5'11 and yoel used to be 6'1

>>76988270
Him and Eddie is a spicy one

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>Not one BLACKED post in sight

Black bois know their place

>>76988270
he will more than likely get Lee. he'll probably take johnson's spot at 5th, so for kevin lee his options for people ranked above him are either barboza or gaethje and i would bet he'll start pushing for gaethje since he has way more hype and the matchup is a lot more marketable

kind of hangs barboza out to dry though, i hope they match him up with ragin al but that's just cause al is my lowkey boi

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>>76988111
reminds me, made another guess the fighter, but we haven't done that in awhile

>>76988305
>britbongs still chatting shit after Diakiese got memed on

>>76988342
>implying I rated Diakiese

>>76988305

that fucking walk down

Know a place where I can watch the fights? The torrents haven't been uploaded yet.

>>76988327

Al's Twitter is so fucking funny I hope they actually make him vs Mike Perry can you imagine the shitposting?

>>76988305
Blacks just can't swim, metaphorically or in actuality.

>>76988362
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCfkZNGntbnUdQgAzsqc33bw/videos

but you can usually find better sites on google

>>76988389

Neat... I just realized Gaejthe is smiling the whole fucking fight.... how much does that have to fuck with you?

>>76988426
MJ tried to fake being fine after that uppercut by smiling. He just ended up looking like a dope while slipping around the octagon

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>>76988334

The real question for me is do the UFC keep headlining free cards with Gaethje or put him in a co/main slot on a PPV?

>>76988524

I can easily see him main eventing a Fight Night or FS1 prelim before a big card.

>>76988496
yeah the smiling thing only works when its natural, like Sam Alvey

Heemed the fuck out of a goof who commented on my Reebok shorts today. Soccer kicked him in the head until he was snoring.

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How can white men compete?

>>76988547
Other gimmicks I like are how cub screams during combos and holly hishes

>>76988588

I would be willing to bet my life that Cannonier voted for Trump.

>>76988524

That's tough because he really has to be a headliner... you want people ending the night going what the fuck and cheering at the screen... People tend to remember the way the Main Event feels

Gaethje is a literal Ace in the Hole to make an exciting, but LW is not short of exciting fighters

I'd keep having him headline Fight Nights until hes ready to Main a PPV

>>76988506
tony johnson? ex-bellator contendor?


asian mall spice is back flowing>>76987471

>>76988588
He pronounced Jehovah so fucking weird

>>76988618
Tony Ferguson you dumb noodle

>>76988619
Didn't he say Yahweh

>>76988618
You aren't the usual Canadian I shitpost with around this time, are you?

>>76988590

Holly trains at fucking Jackson's how the fuck have they not beaten that hishing out of her?

>>76987370
Tbf when diakese changed stance and his that battered lead leg Klose wasn't really able to get off his low kicks. Don't think it was really a tactical change.

WHERE PICKSBRO AT, STRING

WHERE PICKSBRO

mmgay

Gaethje(meaning hole) is the next dutch hope

Absolute based performance. Would destroy any of your boys

>>76987823
I'm only like 1 foot tall when I lie on my back

>>76988676
I thought Moose-sassy was the great Dutch Hope?

>>76988676
he's a mudblood lad, he's not one of you anymore

>Le explosive young black lad meme btfo AGAIN

>>76988708
Moose sassy is what the average dutch person looks like

>>76988676
>5'11"

I'd heem the little twerp stiff.

>>76988708
hes armenian dude

The best fighters in the ufc all have dutch ancestry(pvz, faber, gsp)

>>76986689
>Smallest guy in the cage

>>76988636
probably am, there is a deceptive amount of us

>>76988821
Are you the Canadian who burnt 1500 on black guys today?

>>76988898
fuck no

>Wake up at midday
>Still no torrents

???

>tfw missed this event

Which fights are worth watching? I know for certain that I'll be watching Diakese get beat.

>>76989042
>???
Just watch fights in VK you goof, there are official videos for free.

>>76989057
Maynard-Ishihara was riveting.

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I don't really like Travis Browne and I think he's a bit of a can but I gotta give him props on behalf of me and all other bald/balding men out there for wifing up one of the biggest female celebrity athletes in the world. I respect his hustle.

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What's this guy's name again?

>>76989088
I'm Irish not Russian lad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi65nDJtVpg

the rest is virtually IDENTICAL

>>76989273
Tazushi Saykarayba?

>>76989429
You think Rizin will put her in with Guchi?

>>76989429

Is Gabi natty

>>76986668
you are the biggest fucking autist on /heem/

>>76989635
She just has PCOS.

Barboza/Gaethje is the fight to make, leg kick the other guy to death

>tfw less than 24 hours before Yoel heems Bobby stiff

>>76989718
#ynuevo

>>76989705
barboza just got finished gate keeping against dariush, he deserves to fight upwards not downwards against a guy whos had one fight in the UFC

why no webms of Johnson rocking Justin?

>>76989993
That right hook/uppercut was great desu.

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>>76986912
>tfw you will never fill perfect breeding mode Miesha with your semen

>>76986992
How did your freedoms get in the middle east you fucktard? Literally no war since WWII from USA was justified.

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>Thomas Almeida is expected to face Jimmie Rivera on July 22, 2017 at UFC on Fox 25

>>76990175
lol sour grapes from a country too irrelevant and powerless to wage war with impunity. stay jealous.

>>76990299
Keep shilling for the deep state, you're a good citizen, goy! Thank you for your service!

>>76990212
should be awesome. all that talk about how loaded BW is and the middle guys haven't been around. tj, caraway and cody are partially to blame, at least there is moraes now

>>76990342
just stating facts about your psychology

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>AN' STIEW

>>76989993
www.google.com/search?q=how+to+make+webm

>>76990414
>tfw i think pretty much every mainstream wmma girl is ugly except rose
>tfw i unironically think nunes is cute when not making a dumb face
Is there smth wrong with me? Literally every post ive seen on nunes always says she looks like a dude

>>76990414
ay thinki ay stee bee champiyo afte dis night

>>76990693
>Is there smth wrong with me?
yes she 100% looks like a dude

>>76990712
Well thanks for repeating what ive said so i cant argue with you but if nunes looks like a dude what about miesha with her busted up face and techno valley boobs? I think most of you mma fans are just degenerates into trashy women but jump at the slightest androgynous features to redefine your masculinity. Nunes is cute

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>>76990758
I found her kinda cute before the Ronda fight with her modest personality, but she became a huge cunt after that.

>>76990758
miesha looks like a cheap whore

most of wmma females look like dudes I wont argue with that. if you think noons is cute then youre into dudes plain and simple. She has 0 feminine features

>>76990758

You may find Nunes cute if you are a faggot. She looks 99.9% male.

>>76990808
I swear I've seen a dragon dildo edit of this.

Honestly not sure if you guys are trolling or maybe the gruff voice and brazilian lesbian personality have some influence. If you took her face and put it on a less exercised female body you wouldnt think so. Her jaw is a bit wider, other than that shes a full female

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>Justin Gaethje
>le take 500 punches a round and slug it out man
You know, I'm not even sure if it's THAT fun to watch.

Anyway, give him another top 10. Barboza, Lee, Poirier, idc.

>>76990911
shut the fuck up boxswede that was one of thebest fights I have seen in some time

and he would destroy barboza lee or porier. He unironicly matches up great with everyone in that division except for kebab

When did edgy brah start smoking weed?

I'm up to Pride 12 and he has been in the last few ones as a commentator and interviewer and he sounds sharp and informative. He looks slick too.

>>76990949
Conor would heem him in 45 seconds.

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>Diakiese exposed as a meme fighter and Brits BTFO
>Bongs sperging the fuck out on /heem/ defending a Congolese fighter
I don't wanna use the "C" word, but you're up there with Germany, you losers.

Based Klose.

>>76991100
You dont know that, he would rock him for sure. But if he survives he would beat conor easily since his style is a nightmare for him. Those high pressure fighters are terrible for him

>>76991100
Gaethje is far more committed to leg kicks than Alvarez.

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>gets a little meme notoriety
>blow it all away against ARTEM Lobov and 2017 Gray Maynard

When will UFC cut Ishihara?

does anyone have the webm of Gaethje climbing up the fence and then falling down

first the stool with Chandler now this lmao

>>76990911
question at this point is who the fuck can sleep him from the top10

for me its either kebab gnp or Mcgregor and Barboza.

Ferguson could also slice this dude guard with elbows

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You people might be blowing Gaethje out of proportion. Johnson's a perpetual gatekeeper and this was Justin's first fight in the UFC.

Thomas Almeida went 21-0 before getting embarrassed by Duckbrandt. Until he has some fights in the UFC to settle in, you goofs are buying into the hype and setting yourself for disappointment again. He might deliver and truly become one of the LW GOATs, but at the same time he could catch a meme kick to the face and go down.

Have some restraint you dorks.

>>76991395
An Australian here said Whittaker will beat Romero

Lee vs Gaethje would be spicy, winner gets to fight the champ

>>76991395
Gaethje acknowledges this himself. You're not saying anything new, but he's a very entertaining fighter that impressed in his UFC debut, and people want to see more

>>76991395
johnsons a gatekeeper because he has limited tools. Gaethje fought him where hes best and beat him

For sure I've been a gaethje fan since WSOF my guys

>>76991707
You were a retard then, and you are a retard now.

>>76991758
Since WSOF my guy he's a beast

Who else buying the PPV

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>>76991470
If that becomes true, it would be the first time a newscum casual tourist Aussie would be right.

>>76991518
Gaethje can acknowledge it himself all he wants, I'm trying to warn you goofballs not to fall into another Almeida meme.

>>76991640
>Mental gymnastics

>>76991518
>he's a very entertaining fighter
>get -20IQ brain damage in first round
>completely gasses in first round

Yes, very entertaining.

Fighting in a cage is why we'll never get as much mainstream respect as boxing. We should move over to the ring like they do in Japan. MMA was fully celebrated there during Pride because fighting in a ring has an aura of prestige

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Why does /heem/ hate free money? Why aren't you putting money on our boy McGregor?

>>76991929
He ""gasses"" every fight and still keeps up the same pace.

>>76990677
Not my job

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Reminder that Eugene picked Gaethje.

>>76991100
This actually boxingswede? Any good boxer would realise how garbage Conor is

>>76986927
"I AM DE BEST!" "I AM DE BEST!"

lol faggot

>>76992103
t. salty retard

>>76991976
Are those bets on McGregor? Holy shit, you're fucking retarded.

It's like a semi-decent tennis pro player playing badminton against top 15 GOAT badminton player. Yeah, you just swing racquets in both sports, but there's no way the tennis player is going to win.

You're just a retarded mandrama fanboy, I hope you stop watching MMA after Conor retires.

>>76992144
t. Pillar of virgin

Gaethje killed his post fight presser. He is very articulate for a future posterboy for CTE. Has star potential as long as his chin holds up.

>>76991470
he might, bisking beat rockhold

Who do you guys got, whittaker or romero?

>>76992149
it's inspect element mate, you've been conned

>>76992149
Floyd will not be able to prepare for Conor's awkward boxing style, movement and he won't handle his left.

He's a 40 year old washed up fighter who thinks taking on one of the best fighters in all of combat sports is gonna be a walk in the part. Conor will knock him out, mark my words. If you hate free money then go ahead and not bet or even worse bet on Floyd Mayweather.

Conor is our generation's Ali and it's time to accept that you peasant.

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Pettis will win

>>76991964
Falling out of the ring looks terrible though, I'd almost say that in itself is a barrier to mainstream

213 embedded are getting worse numbers than even 212. hopefully the shit ppv buys will end this wmma mainevent meme.

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Body kick in the 2nd round

>>76990911
He's on the path to CTE before he hits 30

>>76992273
I'd honestly be surprised if Pettis doesn't win

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Is Michael Johnson the most one dimensional ranked fighter?

>>76992474
Jim Miller is dangerous

>>76992341
I wonder who thought that Nunes headling a PPV was a good idea

>>76992103
How can you people actually straight up say that Conor is garbage when Nate (someone Conor won against) is the only one who actually have given him problems?

And I'm talking about in the octagon. Floyd will school him in the ring.

>>76992607
Why did you avoid the question?

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>go to sleep during Tavares
>wake up
>the bet is in

What a fight glad Gadhje didn't get heemed. I don't like his chances against top competition though.

>>76992598
It's really weird. UFC 200 had Bork on the card to carry it. 207 had Ronda. Nobody gaf about Nunes.

>>76992656
>betting parlays
ur a dummy

>>76988270
why does it take so long for someone like him to get into the UFC? 28 is a good age i guess but hes been knocking people out all over the place for years

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>>76992745

>>76992656
I like his chances against both Alvarez and Barboza as a battle of the chins but I think Ferguson just out cardios him.

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>>76992656
>>76992785
Noice

>>76992785
Who 4 tomorrow?

I did Ali, Yoel and Valentina but i think Roberto wins desu

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>>76992745
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