/heem/

>>76984345
i fell for the meme ;_;

fiurst

>>76984345
not even one person avoided the goof?

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Does he forfeit the money when he pisses hot?

damn i feel good for him

he is the man

CONOR

gisham sucks dick

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>getting Dana all sweaty
he's a dead man

>That running at Marc knowing your team would hold you back

Literally Cody tier what a fag.

why 290

Just keeping going. Never stop going.

JT is a good dude

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>Post your fucking faces when this idiot goes on another drunken rampage tonight and gets kicked out again

300k is a lot of cheese for his senpai

>>76984396
Inflation

>>76984394
>9

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>>76984382
reminds me of Harry Potter

>>76984380
Only because of the robbery that was Fortuna vs Johnson

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Now we have to wait forever for the main event....

>cussing on fox
>dana takes the check
You're fuckin' out bro

>>76984394
AMERICA
FUCK YEAH

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>>76984412
shhh

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What an absolute fuckin mong

someone could put together a really sick video of his first TUF run with this

how do you even take that cheque to the bank?

>>76984397
the more i watch it the more i hate it.

>Lima Bean Brothers
>both train at the same camp

>Diego Lima
>garbage
>gets BTFO every TUF finale

>Douglas Lima
>world class fighter will multiple title defenses

HOW SWAY?

>>76984345
Im going 0/6 if Gaethje doesnt win.
Wish me luck boya

How much money is needed for a giant novelty check not to seem stupid?

>JT gets fined 300k for swearing on tv
he's fuckin out

>$290k
>not $300k
fuckin ufc

>>76984441
thats not the actual check m8

>>76984441
you gotta carry it in man

Undefeated? nice

There's no way he gets to see all of that money right?

Based old man Hendo

>>76984402
nah he's matured, unlike the let me bang bro guy

matt brown trying to sneak off with the check 100%

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>>76984390

does he have to go to a big bank to cash that big check?

>>76984434
Hey man I was about to call you a faggot and a cuck but I just want you to know that in life you have to keep going. Don't give up and don't squander your potential by being sarcastic on the internet in an attempt to downplay the successes of professional athletes. Just keep working.

where da stream at

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>>76984441
He knows a liquor store where he can cash it right now

>>76984462
that's a lot of heroin

>>76984433
The away team has literally only ever won once. Proof of home-field advantage?

>>76984450
they cost over $300 to put into existence


>>76984469
JUST KEEP GOIN

>>76984441
Get your angles right my guy

>>76984397
Lima was just terrible here wasn't he

>>76984459
uncle sam taking probably 30% at a minimum when you factor in federal and state specific taxes

all said and done with other expenses i'm sure he's still banking 150k which probably dwarfs his current earnings

>>76984464
Solid underhooks from joe

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JT Money - me, making a post
Lima - recaptcha street signs

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>>76984441

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>>76984402

>>76984441
You fold it up and put it through the ATM.

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Could I compete in the UFC if I had AIDS?

>>76984445
>Big nog troll man
>little nog troll man

>Bullet cute
>Antonia cute

>Lima poo
>Lima lord of poolattor

it fits

>>76984485
He barely put Simple Tom away

What happend to Justin's lip? Was he born like that?

HYPE FOR MAIN EVENT LADS

i want Gay-chee to win but I feel like MJ gonna catch him straight down the pipe

>>76984454
How much tax does he have to pay?

>>76984461
I saw that clip of Tim Elliott trash talking him and laugh in his face when Julian Lane and Seth Baczynski were being annoying drunk fucks in the house.
>LET ME BANG AGAIN BRO

>>76984497
nope mandatory bloodtests

>>76984457
Undefeated is a meme
He's been fighting bums.
Time to see how he does against a gatekeeper

>>76984497
no chance in hell

>>76984485
It's more like 45% for wining a competition thing.

>>76984445
They are actually both equally good fighters.
Difference is Douglas is king can crusher for Cockers Traveling road show.

>>76984413
Joe Lauzon is the spitting image of the troll from Harry Potter.

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>>76984502

man don't bag on tom like that

were there any good fights today?

>>76984532
Yes.

>>76984523
Lorenz Larkin was a legit win.

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Pissed lads

no more fights today?

>>76984518
>libs will justify this

>yfw Khabib inspired MJ to become an elite wrestlefucker
>yfw MJ grapples Gaethje to shit

>>76984489
kek

who /gaethje/ here

how many fights until Gatheje's eye goes full Bisping?

i say 4

dayum, this music is smooth. Based on the way he fights I expected Motorhead

THIS AINT THE C LEAGUE! JUSTIN GETTING KNOCKED OUT COLD!

>>76984541
At least you had Maynard, that was a great bet.

Gaethje is here lads. Feels good watching him make the walk in a main event.

>>76984382
hairless dan bilzeran

>Didn't tap

HE QUIT HE QUIT

The song is Champion by Keznamdi if anybody's interested

GET HYPE GET HYPE POTENTIAL BANGER INCOMING

I fucking swear if Michael Johnson wins

why did I pick fucking theo

>>76984546
Justin is a very accomplished ameture wrestler. People just tend to forget because he loves to swang and bang

>>76984537
his head is enormous

>>76984540
You fucking wish, Larkin beat Neil Memely and people pretend hes a world beater once he left because they want Bellator to become Pride v UFC just like the old days

>dad worked in the cop mines
>never took a day off in 25 years
>wow what heart

yeah way to waste your entire fucking life

>>76984445
Douglas Lima is a can crusher, Rory will take his title and he'll never get it back.

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>No man has been able to beat Justin Gaethje

Does he end up getting beaten by a woman?

inb4 gaychee gets slept quick

>>76984565
Showing the Khabib fight over that is the dumbest shit. He literally was about to have his arm broken, what do you want him to do, not tap?

whos reffing, better not be yamasaki

>>76984413
Nah, his agent will just claim that Francis slipped some shit into his supersoldier formula.

>>76984546
Gaethje was an All American. Johnson never made it to that level wrestling wise

i will literally cringe if he gets heemed in the first

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>>76984497
ask your mom

>>76984557

Maybe if MJ has actually learned how to throw a proper left cross.

Seeing him throw it like a girl trying to pitch a baseball is absurd.

>>76984558
I don't win anything though because it was a parlay

At least now I can root for the white boy

I've never been impressed with gaethje 2bh

>Christian fighter

hope he wins

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>>76984513
Here's the clip of Julian Lane getting btfo and losing his shit again
https://streamable.com/80zet

Kind of nervous for gaethje. He's my boy but the way he fights has me worried mj will tag him

Seriously though, what happend to Justin's lip? Is it a birth defect?

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>>76984594

WHERE U FROM

>>76984613
What's the official Religion Rankings in Cagefighting 2017?

HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE HYPE

>>76984594
BJM

>>76984579
>>76984599
It was just a joke post lads.. Not pretending like I know much about Gaethje either

>>76984613
>brown fighter
>just like me
fix'd that for you

Gaethje's fighting style is retard tier. He'll get slept worse than Poirier.

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Michael Johnson is a nigger.

>Kendrick Lamar

UGH

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Which fighter is Trump rooting for?

I TAKE TWO TO YO CHEST MUTHA FUKKA U SLIP
I TAKE TWO MORE AND WATCH THE SWELLING OF YO FAT LIP
NIGGA

>>76984636
MAN DOWN

Wow great walkout

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MJ gonna sleep this boy guys

trust me on that

>WHERE YA GRANDMA STAY HUH MAH NIGGA?

How fast are MJs hands?

This is guaranteed spice

>>76984634
His chin is made of concrete and stuff I don't know how he does it

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https://twitter.com/feliceherrig/status/883532030302068740

I think the black guys gonna win

Where you from my...

>>76984633
Gaethje is brown?

>>76984612
he hasn't fought anyone
he's been in wsof fighting one armed crippleds

>>76984639
Trump is too busy holding rallies in Nebraska to worry about petty bullshit like MMGay or politics

thought I saw rumble just now

BLACK DRAGON IN THE RINK

>>76984653
black lightning

was that......

>>76984648
WHERE YOU FROM MY NIGGA?

>>76984659
i hope she picked MJ

>>76984659
Wew maybe someone tell her to hedge it

>>76984643
How do you think she feels with her brother being a demigod while she looks like a goblin?

Is Justin actually 5'11"?

>>76984659
Is that even legal for her to admit that? I remember Koscheck said he bet on himself when he fought GSP the 2nd time.

>>76984652
check this out after the fights

https://youtu.be/95Gs1En1E6M

JUSTIN SLEEPY!

>>76984671
fuck who you know, where you from, my nigga

gathje is gonna get heemed

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IIIIITT'S TIIIIIIME!!

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>>76984667
So many fighters there

Wonderboy is near Urijah
Karate Hottie is front row near max

stayed up for this fag card might kill my dead dog

HYPE HYPE HYPE

HEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMM

>>76984669
that's what I was thinking too

why does every single nigger in the UFC have a reach longer than their height?

>>76984688
undefeated nigga

gaethje is a dutch name, so if justin wins USA is btfo

is justin a meme fighter?

please gaethje kill the negro

HEEM SLEEPY!!

Gaethje has seemed more composed than MJ which is a bit weird

>>76984653
enough?

>>76984697
there are really there for tomorrow's show.

the one tonight technically aint even in Vegas, at least not on the strip. they're out by the airport

Damn he actually does look like he has down syndrome

>>76984697
Joanna a cute
CUTE

MJ looks shook

Someone hooks me up with a non-laggy stream

>>76984679
Isn't it only a problem if you bet against yourself to win?

>>76984707
lmao sit down bum

>>76984704
i see what you're getting at

>>76984679
Yeah its legal

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>>76984659
>mfw I want her to win

>>76984700
Its ok, itll help you stay up for tomorrows card

r1 ko

>>76984659

Betting on fights is fine.

The only way is is illegal is if a fighter bets against himself.

HEEEEEEEM HOLY FUCK WHITE BOIS BTFO

SPICY

>>76984679
Why would it be illegal you goof? She's not fighting.

5 rounds?
thought it was 3

Artem-esqe with his record Joe

this shit looks like its on fast forward

>white fighter who fights in meme orgs gets massive applause while a legitimate contest black fighter gets nothing
still think twood was "race baiting"?

Johnson is SHOOK

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S P I C Y
P
I
C
Y

>>76984739
It's illegal for NFL players to bet at a sportsbook so I was wondering if fighters could bet.

>>76984659
hope she posts slip

>>76984734
>if a fighter bets against himself.
What about if you get other people to bet against you? Pretty sure Rumble threw his last fight.

>>76984679
she lives in Vegas and is not betting on herself but in other sports she might be in trouble

>>76984743
Main events and title fights are 5

>>76984749
yeah getting walked down hard

gaethje is a tank

I EAT MY SCHAUBS WHOLE

Khabib would heem both these bums

..if he could make fucking weight. The state of this LW division smdh

johnson very flat goofy feet

Someone is taking a nap

ATTENTION SOMEONE SMARTER THAN ME

wtf is gay-chee doing with his hand and leg kick combos. it looks similar to how hoost would use the momentum of one to transfer into the other. not sure if that's what's going on though

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Leg kicks gonna ruin Johnson

>>76984777
This wtf is he doing

This is some habanero level spice

>>76984787
does Dana get to fuck the ring girls?

THIS DUDES CHIN IS MADE OF CAST IRON HOLY BOYS

>>76984789
he got rocked and did a total 180

was putting it on gaethje early

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>>76984784
>kill the body
>the head will die

Please go to round 2

Fuck this fight is amazing

They're both gassed already

HEEM WOBBLY

ABSOLUTE BANGERINO

what a fucking round lol

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HOLY SHIT

Saved by the fuggin bell

Holy fuck!

HELL YEA DOWN SYNDROME MOTHERFUCKER

>>76984777
not good for blacksploding

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>this fight
im literally erect right now

HOLY FUCK WHAT A ROUND !!!!!!!!!!!!

S P I C Y

HEEM WOBBLY

SPICIEST

gaethje looks pretty composed

SPICY

myeah even if he manages to win this one he won't last long in the ufc with that fighting style

damn, another white boi with a granite chin

>le walk forward with head down man

LET THEM BANG

S P I C Y

>>76984794
he gets to finger arianny

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SAVED BY THE BELL
A
V
E
D

impressed by gaethje until he got dropped

so how do you score that round lads?
gaethje got the better of johnson for a good 4 minutes but johnson had the biggest moment for the last 20, very hard round to score desu senpaitachi

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worth the wait tbqh senpai

will whitebois be able to compete?

does it get any spicer than that lads, Gaejthe is a psychopath

I NEED TO TAKE A SHIT, BUT ICANT LEAVE WHAT DO I DO LADS

>WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS SPICE?

10-9 MJ right at the end

He looks gassed af, dk what it is.
Also what the hell made MJ stumble back into the Octagon before Gaethje landed a knee?

And why the hell did he go for a takedown after rocking Gaethje lmao?

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i cant handle this amount of spice. my asshole is clenched tighter than a guy on his first night in jail

FUUUUUUUCCKKKK WHAT A ROUND

GUYS MY DICK

MY DICK

THIS FIGHT

GUYS HELP

So say JG gets heem'd this round or next

Is he ranked come Wednesday?

sick fight by both guys so far the way they are adjusting and dealing with adversity

>>76984849
Gaethje all the way.

Gaethje is fine. He ate that shit whole.

>>76984854
Pants can be replaced.

WOBBLY

>>76984854
>not owning a bed pan

>>76984860
Why would he be ranked if he loses his debut?

>>76984869
>

>>76984872
wow how the fuck did he recover from that

does white boy have any chance here?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

my god gaethje is a zombie

Dustin vs Eddie was better

god grisham needs to fuck off

The chin on this motherfucker, what the fuck.

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THIS IS INCREDIBLE

>both gassed less than half way through second round
This is why fighting like this is retarded.

I swear, Gaethje's chin is from another world.

>>76984875
He's been competitive against #5 so far

HIS CHIN IS UP TO THE TASK

JESUS CHRIST THIS SPICE

TOO HOT

TOO HOT

BLACKED.COM

How is heem wobbly still walking forward?

>>76984892
i mean you know it has more to do with them both getting fucking rocked multiple times right?

Grisham is ruining this fight for me.

Can we separate the races already

black men are just too much

>he's gassed himself

Shocking

WHAT A FIGHT

THIS IS HEART AGAINST FUCKIN SKILL

His chin is good but he keeps getting rocked?

HOLY FUCK

JESUS FUCK

TOO HOT

I love this fucking fight.

Both gassed

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY FUCKIN SHIT

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

LMAO all that shit he talked

OH MY FUCKING GOD HOLY FUCKING SHIT

That was fucking nuts!

>>76984914
THAT IMMIGRANT MENTALITY

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>THIS FIGHT

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

heeeeeem

what a fight

Schaub bless

WHITE POWER

HEEM STOPPY

WE GOT US A SPICY BANGER

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

MY BOY !!!!!!!!
YES YES YES YES !!!!!
I TOLD U ALL U MOFOS
BLACKS BTFO !!!!!
IT'S GAETHJE ERA

HOLY SHIT LADS

WOBBLY

THAT BACKFLIP

TOO HOT BOYS

TOO HOT

Fight of the fucking year right there.

HOW THE FUCK DID GAETHJE SURVIVE

THAT WAS AMAZING

ABSOLUTELY BLEACHED

BLACKS BTFO

I CANT TOP CUMMING
I JUST CANT STOP CUMMING

oh my mother fucking god that fight

HOLY SHIT

SCRIPTED

whitebou was already gassed

ONE OF THE GOAT FIGHTS, FOTY DEFINITELY!

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LOL WHAT A COMEBACK

WHY WAS MJ TRYING TO WRESTLE I DO NOT UNDERSTAND

HOLY FUCK THIS SPICE TOP 50 BANGER LIST FOR SURE

The fuck did I just watch

what a fucking legend

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HE DID IT!!!!
NO WAY HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

Damn i really wanted it to go 3

WHAT A FUCKING FIGHT THAT WAS BRUTAL!

THE

TITS

ON

THAT

SWEATER

COW

IN

WHITE

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS WILD
I FUCKING LOVE IT
THIS IS WHAT HEEM IS ALL ABOUT
I LIVE FOR FIGHT DIE FOR FIGHT

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BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
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E
D

that was fuckin incredible

goddamn that was the spicest banger i've seen in a longgg time

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHITvHOLY SHIT HOLY SHITHOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
BEST FIGHT EVER

MJ LEGIT QUIT LMAO

NIGGERS BTFO

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Gaethje has been my boy since strikeforce guys back off

Eddie vs Dustin was better than this.

fucking hell

>>76984960
SHUT UP BUM

BLACKEY BTFO

>Gassing in rd 2
The fuck are you people on about? That was pathetic.

>Cage defeats Gaethje via TKO

FOTY

FOTY

FOTY

this is some shit you remember till you die

Getting pissed off at Grisham trying to force FIGHT OF THE YEAR HOLY SHIT

It was good, don't force shit that it isn't

Lmao the black flip was great

HOLY SHIT

UFC is scripted too?
what a joke

Okay guys seriously

Did we just witness one of the best fights ever?

Johnson is finished, to many shots to the dome from khabib

Grisham ruined the fight

B L E A C H E D
L E A C H E D
E A C H E D
A C H E D
C H E D
H E D
E D
D

Wew lad that was a spicy sloppy banger
>dat cage climb fail

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Schaub nailed it again!?

>>76984748
Nigger was being racist fuck him

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why would he dress like this in the summer

reeling

Fight of the Year imo

that was actually kinda disturbing

>>76984999
dude that fight was sick, both guys had the others on the verge of defeat like 3 times in 2 rounds, landing monster shots

gaethje walks through it like a zombie and literally makes MJ quit from exhaustion

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>THIS FUCKING FIGHT

Fuck lads they were both running on fumes

>>76985002
lel better luck next time blackedcuck

>>76984993
>Gassin out
>After the output they had
Completely understandable. Jesus Christ lads I haven't been this hype about a fight for a while

BLEACHED

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BLEACHED
L
E
A
C
H
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>>76984993

Still shaking here. What a banger.

>>76984999

It 100% is you jack fuck

He fucking fell off the top of the cage because he was rocked for the entire godamn fight, he has a Diaz tier chin.

They've gotta get that kid in there with Nate. It's gotta happen. Please uncle Shana plz

>>76984993
The pace they were fighting at was never meant to see 25 minutes.